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00:00This
00:29is you, full bed and board, as promised. Oh, don't worry about that. I'll get you a fresh one.
00:39You all right there, Ted? You take as long as you need. A couple of hours at least.
00:47Where is she? Anne? Anya. Anya, sorry. Uh, she's gone to the mortuary, hasn't she?
00:55While we sort out the formalities. The funeral? Yeah, yeah. You're gonna do it properly and
01:04treat it with respect? Of course. Don't you worry about that, Ted. Leave it with me.
01:10And, um, I'll see if I can contact the family. See if they want to send, uh, flowers or...
01:17Well, they're under, uh, a wreath from me. You can take out my wages.
01:25Of course, mate.
01:28You finished the jam, Ken? I just really like jam, innit?
01:31Yeah, I realise. So don't put the empty jam jar in the cupboard. Remember there's a system, yeah?
01:37Yeah. Well, rice is on the pan. Behind the fridge. Exactly.
01:48It's half coming. Got your coffee and, uh, this. Heart healthy.
01:54So?
01:56So, I know I gave you a hard time about the whole money thing, but now that you're flush again,
02:03you're gonna treat yourself, right? What? Keep enough money back for you.
02:08You might need specialist care. I, I just, I want you to have the best of the best.
02:14Which is why you should probably tell me your secret location, you know, cover all bases.
02:18I don't care about the money. Okay. Sorry, I'm just mega stressed.
02:26Oh, the robbery? No. No, it's home. Okay.
02:32My head. Going west.
02:37Having thoughts. Thoughts?
02:39Well, I'm sorry, I, I can't do this now. I've got to split.
02:42Yeah, well, okay. Go, go back to yours.
02:44No, I'm gonna go into town. Play the slots.
02:47Oh, cool.
02:49I just...
02:51I hate being lied to.
02:54Sorry?
02:55Beat me at pool. Slug off United. Punch me in the face as hard as you can. Just...
03:00Don't lie, I swear.
03:09Hey! Ah!
03:12Slow morning on the combines?
03:13Well, I don't actually drive them myself.
03:15I like to imagine it though. It amuses me.
03:18I was in the middle of a very boring meeting and I thought,
03:20I need some Laurel in my life.
03:21Ah, is that Laurel who makes excellent coffee or is that Laurel who has a daughter crawling with knits?
03:27Oh, by the way, she's fine this morning, infestation free.
03:30Well, you know who to call her, right?
03:33Yeah, I know who to call.
03:35Anyway, that, er, rather excellent coffee?
03:37Yeah. And I have a squash brownie that I won't be able to sell for my treat.
03:41Hmm. You swore on me.
03:46Moira, it's me.
03:47Oh, come in. Stick the kettle on.
03:50I'm just having a bit of a clear out.
03:52Ah. Charity shop, bin or keep.
03:57Are you planning a Kayleigh or a Braveheart tribute?
04:01Charity shop it is then.
04:02I, er, I had a visitor. Kim Tate.
04:09Oh, really?
04:10Mm-hmm.
04:11She rocked up unannounced to do a property inspection. The cheek of the woman.
04:17I sent her on her way.
04:18Oh, I'd have loved to have seen that.
04:21Ah, latest contract. It'll take more than Kim Tate to see us off.
04:26We make a great team.
04:39Where were you this morning?
04:41Leaving his dad.
04:45I'll be there next shift.
04:48Well, tell him.
04:50Eh?
04:52Your little girlfriend.
04:53She's in there.
04:57She's in the face, yes.
04:58Postman just dumped her.
05:01He said she was a mortuary.
05:05There were going to be a funeral, eh?
05:08I promised.
05:21Ray!
05:23It'll just be the washer, Sam.
05:28There's nothing to do with a tap. We've got it. Bleak in you, Ben.
05:32Ah!
05:32Right, why don't we be really radical and call a plumber?
05:35I'd pay him with what? Some sleet and some massed yeast? We're broke.
05:42It'll be the washer again.
05:44It's not the flaming washer.
05:46Get yourself out of there. Let me clear you some space.
05:48Oh, give over. I'm doing it.
05:49There's mouse killer and all sorts in there.
05:51Well, I'm not a mouse, so I guess I'll be all right.
05:53Let me.
05:54Come on.
05:54All right, budge over.
05:55Breathe in.
05:56What's that?
06:02Nothing.
06:03My dear.
06:05We're going to find out anyway.
06:06I'm telling you, he's definitely on to us. He was proper intense.
06:20Did he actually accuse you?
06:21Well, no. Not as such.
06:22Well, you're just being paranoid. The guy's got a sword. If he suspected anything, you'd know about it.
06:27So what did he mean, then?
06:28I don't know. He's unhinged.
06:31I'm supposed to be on lockout.
06:38Remember the computer, am I?
06:39Nope.
06:39That was close.
06:55Well, Kev's room's clear and all these are full of Bibles and old lady gobbins.
07:00Then we need to widen the radius and start thinking clever.
07:03Or you just let me drag it out of him.
07:05It was a joke. But if we do actually want to be together,
07:10we need to find that bag. Stick to the plan.
07:16Hey, Ted.
07:18I'm not giving you enough work to do. What's that, then?
07:22Our news. It's our news. I took it from my body.
07:24Ah, Ted. Listen.
07:26Now, you said you promised.
07:28Let me explain.
07:29I found her in the shed, thrown against the wall.
07:32Now, you said that you were going to sort it,
07:34that she was going to have a proper funeral.
07:35Yes, I did.
07:36And?
07:37Yeah, but you just treated her like rubbish.
07:39You lied to me.
07:41Easy, fella. Don't take that tone.
07:43I know she meant note to you, but she was just a young girl.
07:46And this were her daughters and all she wanted was to get home to her.
07:50But you, you, you treated her like an animal.
07:52That is enough.
07:53No, worse than an animal.
07:55You wouldn't do to a dog what you did to her!
07:59It's not stolen, in case you were thinking.
08:02I wasn't.
08:04I've been collecting, saving, spare bits of change, emptying pockets before the wash.
08:09It's amazing. If you keep it long enough, it all mounts up.
08:12Saving for what? I mean, if it's something we need.
08:14Yeah, we could have all chipped in.
08:15I was worried you'd think it'd be a waste of money.
08:18What was?
08:20Come on. A cruise to the Caribbean? A robot hoover?
08:24Just tell us.
08:25There's this special concert in Leeds.
08:29Jason Donovan's playing.
08:30Aww. Teenage heartthrob.
08:32I wanted to get us VIP tickets as a surprise.
08:35Meet and greet, goodie bag, complimentary champagne.
08:38Well, you still can.
08:39I can't.
08:40Tickets went on sale this morning.
08:42I didn't manage to scrape enough together in time.
08:45It wasn't my fault she died.
08:49All I did was try and help her.
08:51Boss.
08:52What are you doing?
08:53I'm telling you the truth, Ted.
08:55I'm telling you the truth.
08:56We're friends, right?
08:57And this is how you show your gratitude.
09:00Please.
09:06I'm sorry.
09:08I'm sorry.
09:09It's just I'm the other.
09:12The whole thing.
09:13Get out!
09:17Out!
09:22You are not yourself, Ted.
09:24You are not yourself.
09:27And I get it.
09:28Because you feel partly responsible.
09:30Yes.
09:32Maybe there was something else you could have done.
09:34I asked you for medicine.
09:36Well, it was already too late by then.
09:39I am so sorry that you had to go through that, Ted.
09:42But I laid her out.
09:44I laid her out all nicely while I made the arrangements.
09:47Yeah.
09:47Not thrown against the wall.
09:50No.
09:51No.
09:51Someone else must have moved her.
09:53Because obviously I'm going to bury her properly.
09:56You are?
09:58Yes.
09:59But these things don't happen overnight.
10:01They take time.
10:02Well, where will it be, the funeral?
10:05I mean, she didn't know anyone except us.
10:08So it should be local.
10:11Yes.
10:11Good point.
10:13So I could come?
10:15I don't know.
10:17You might be working.
10:18I'm having the time off.
10:20I've never asked you for anything before.
10:23I don't matter what it takes.
10:26I'm coming.
10:38Oh, God.
10:45Ray, do you actually do any work?
10:47Well, I'm on a field visit.
10:50You seem to have a lot of farm machinery business, this neck of the woods.
10:54Well, there's this lovely woman who keeps foisting cakes on me.
10:58What's a bloke to do?
10:59Um, I'm just going to go and speak to my mum.
11:03Oh, sorry.
11:03Oh, hi.
11:07Problem.
11:08I'm having a pattern if you weren't so distracted by the local time.
11:12Nothing to do with Laurel.
11:14The old man found the dead girl.
11:16What?
11:17Yeah, I had to stick her in the feed shop.
11:19That was stupid, even for you.
11:20Well, she needed moving.
11:22He proper lost it when she died.
11:23He was crying like a baby.
11:25You let him make a scene?
11:26Well, I didn't want to punish him.
11:27We're one step away from rebellion.
11:30Anyway, I talked my way out of it.
11:31Said we were keeping her in there till the, uh, well, the funeral.
11:37Funeral?
11:38Yes.
11:39And now he thinks he's coming.
11:41I'll feed him some excuse, but, uh, he's dead set.
11:46Actually, we don't need to feed him anything.
11:49Me?
11:50If he wants a funeral, he can have a funeral.
11:52I should have thought of this before.
11:54Hopefully, I am not too late.
11:56Meet me later.
11:57Bring the old man and the body.
12:00I will drop you a pin.
12:05Oi!
12:07Service.
12:08Don't oi me.
12:10But, um, seeing as we're quiet,
12:13what can I get for you, Kevin?
12:15Well, I'm assuming that's your full name.
12:17Like, Saint Kevin, who lived as a Herbert.
12:19There's a saint called Kevin.
12:21Oh, I think there's a saint for pretty much everyone.
12:23My namesake was hung, drawn, and quartered for high treason.
12:27Stole me.
12:28Anyway, um, what about a hot drink of your choice and a muffin for a special price of five pounds?
12:32Right, I'll have a, uh, um, chamomile tea, please.
12:38You know, you don't have milk or sugar with that.
12:41Oh.
12:42So I can, uh, try something new if I want, can't I?
12:44And you keep banging on about how nice it is, so.
12:47I'm glad you listened to my recommendations.
12:50You can go now.
12:52I'll close up.
12:53It's the rules when someone's been off sick.
12:55Read the staff handbook.
12:57There's a staff handbook?
12:58Go on then, chop chop.
12:59Go and get my coat.
13:01It's probably fine.
13:02I just thought you might need saving.
13:03That's very thoughtful of you.
13:05That's my middle name.
13:06Yeah, so nothing to do with the fact that you know he's my son then, no?
13:12Moira, it's me again.
13:14Just, uh, wondering if you'd sign the contract.
13:16Oh, uh, just give me a wee minute.
13:19Uh, sorry.
13:21I should have left it till after tea time.
13:23Most stressful part of the day, apparently.
13:25Well, it depends if you've got a bottle open.
13:27Oh, don't tempt me.
13:30I, uh,
13:33I have to go into town.
13:35The dentists.
13:36I can take that lot for you if you fancy it.
13:38Oh, no, don't worry about it.
13:40It's no bother.
13:40I pass at least a dozen charity shops on my way in.
13:44Do you have any preference?
13:46Dogs, donkeys, starving orphans.
13:49No, you pick.
13:50I trust you.
13:52Thanks, bye.
13:58That's why you were hanging around like a bad smell
14:00while I was talking to Lewis about Emma, innit?
14:02You don't want a kid, Kev.
14:04Yeah, I do.
14:04Why?
14:06I take him fishing.
14:07He hates fishing.
14:08Probably.
14:10If it's killing innocent creatures.
14:11Chuck him back, don't you?
14:13He's got a perfectly good dad already.
14:14The one who adopted him.
14:15Yeah, but I hate his blood.
14:16You're also a dying man.
14:18I'm sorry to be blunt, but what is the point in a big family reunion
14:22if your heart could seize up any minute?
14:23It's selfish, if you ask me.
14:25Selfish and irresponsible and cruel.
14:27You can't talk to me like that.
14:29I just did.
14:30What are you going to do about it?
14:32Oh, act like a nutter, like you do with everyone else.
14:35Give it your best shot.
14:36You won't scare me.
14:36I thought I were coming to the funeral.
14:51I thought I were coming to the funeral.
15:04This is it.
15:05The DIY version.
15:06Here?
15:08Your friend Anya didn't have any papers, remember?
15:11She's not entitled to a registered grave.
15:14But you...
15:15I thought we could swing it, Ted.
15:16But it turns out you can have a dead body and nobody cares.
15:22So we are going to do our very best for her.
15:26Give her the send-off she deserves.
15:31Would you...
15:33Would you like to pick a spot?
15:38Go.
15:56Here.
15:59This looks good.
16:00£227 and...
16:03And 34p.
16:05It's just like Lydia said.
16:08So how much is she short by, then?
16:11£10.66.
16:14Unless you would have had enough for tickets.
16:16Yeah, but it's pointless, Sam, because they're sold out, aren't they?
16:18Let me just check, actually.
16:21£10.66.
16:22It's like two pints and a bag of scratchings.
16:25No way.
16:26They're releasing a load more VIP tickets tomorrow.
16:28We've got time.
16:29Oh, yes!
16:31Right.
16:32Yeah, what have I got?
16:33£1.50 in me lucky bottle top.
16:36She's not having that.
16:37Hmm.
16:38I bet she's not checked soap, eh?
16:39Oh, schoolgirl, eh, eh?
16:46I knew it.
16:47I've got £10.
16:54£2.27.34.
16:55Was I right?
16:57Bang on.
16:58Oh, well.
16:59It's always next time.
17:00Yeah, well, we'll probably need it for bills before long anyway.
17:10I wish things had gone better, worked out the way you'd hoped.
17:16I were glad of you.
17:18You were kind.
17:22You looked out for me.
17:25I looked out for you.
17:26Not so well as it turned out.
17:33I'm so sorry.
17:37I wish it'd be me.
17:38I'd be taken.
17:39I wish it'd be me.
17:48Into each life
17:50Some rain must fall
17:53But too much is falling
17:56In mine
17:58Into each heart
18:02Some tears must fall
18:06But some day the sun will shine, some folk can lose the blues in their heart.
18:16And when I think of you, another shower starts into each life.
18:26It's all rain, I swall, but too much is falling in my heart.
18:40It was lovely, Ted.
18:45My pal, my bright shining girl, sleep tight, my love.
19:06We're closing. I've nearly finished mopping and you're still lingering.
19:10Yeah.
19:12Okay. So what don't you understand?
19:16Lewis might be your biological son, but that doesn't give you a right to play daddy.
19:20Yeah, but I am his dad. I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me.
19:23It's a shame you didn't have this burning sense of responsibility 23 years ago. Where were you then?
19:27You know where I was? Prison.
19:29Exactly. Leaving Emma no choice than to have him adopted.
19:33She was the one that grasped me to the old bill. She's the one that got me sent down.
19:36No, Kev. You got yourself sent down by being a raging criminal.
19:40I wouldn't be surprised if it was you that robbed that pawn shop.
19:44Oh, my God. And you're wondering why I don't want the lad having anything to do with you?
19:49It was a one-off. I needed a cash injection.
19:51You are immoral and deluded.
19:53Yeah, I bet you're only interested in Lewis so that you can train him off as an account.
19:56Oh, hiya. Kev. What? Are you talking about me? No.
20:03No. Okay.
20:05Kev was asking about cleaning work.
20:07But I thought you had a dicky ticker.
20:09That's just what I said. What are you doing back anyway?
20:11Oh, at the staff handbook. I looked through the driver. I couldn't find it.
20:14Don't you think as co-owner I should have...
20:15Oh, Kev, you're looking a bit pale. Are you all right?
20:18No.
20:19Go and get him a chamomile tea. Go on, quick.
20:25How much do you care? That's the question.
20:27Because if you've really got his best interests at heart, you'd leave him in peace.
20:32That's what being a proper dad means.
20:35Well, you made an old man very happy.
20:48He'd be happier if she was alive.
20:55What was with the blanket?
20:58Did you have a sudden tender moment? I'm touched.
21:03It wasn't sentiment.
21:08We just buried a body.
21:10Cheers.
21:13Cheers.
21:16The blanket. It was Moira's.
21:21She has a body wrapped in her DNA in a shallow grave on her own farmland.
21:26And there was me thinking you actually had a heart.
21:35She's my neighbour, my business partner, and now, thanks to a ratty old blanket,
21:40she's our insurance against ever getting caught.
21:43However we do for cooperating nose and herÄŸi
21:46When doing that is in court.
21:48The blanket night feels like spring,
21:49Christmas broom is 15,000
21:50and in contained a big cup of coffee on a Natasha did that every day.
21:55For we have a restaurant on aorts Congressman,
21:56our daddy happy to serve us to be able to ensure that the person!
22:01The bezel and theiÄ™ has with respect.
22:02Huh, gosh!
22:04It's the mouth.
22:05We probably need to have itsFE,
22:06huh, while behold we're in court!
22:08In court.
22:09How can we finally be tied over here?
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