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00:30Merry Christmas!
00:32Merry Christmas!
00:34Merry Christmas!
00:36Is it though?
00:37Cos I'm out here in the cold, running a mulled wine stall that was your idea while you're
00:41in the warm, like the ghost of Christmas.
00:43Merry Christmas!
00:44Oh, I don't know who he was!
00:45Get your bum out here now!
00:50I don't expect him a shot any time.
00:52It's a public street, and it's on Christmas Day.
00:55So that means it's not allowed, is it?
00:57Merry blah blah.
00:58Why don't you have some of this muck?
00:59Well, salesperson of the year.
01:01Cheers.
01:02Hiya, Lord.
01:03Merry Christmas.
01:04Merry Christmas.
01:05Looks like we should be singing Feed the World.
01:08We will not be caught with insufficient food, will we?
01:11Look at all those vegetables!
01:13I know!
01:14You're not wearing your present?
01:15Er, er, no, I will.
01:17Right, come on.
01:18Let the peeling commence after you, Gardner.
01:23What present has he got that you can't wear out here?
01:25Do we really want to know?
01:26He got me a Cardi.
01:28Right, because you're 74 years of age.
01:31And, er, murder mystery thing.
01:33Oh, where have you got to go for that?
01:34Oh, I don't know, some hotel in Weatherfield.
01:36Where?
01:37Oh, God knows.
01:38Weatherfield?
01:39Merida.
01:40Merry Christmas!
01:41Too early?
01:42I like that you're so keen.
01:56Merry Christmas!
01:58Oh, Merry Christmas!
02:01Yeah, Merry Christmas.
02:04We're still on a few hours later
02:11Right, it'll be late afternoon, got a few guests
02:14Right, see you later
02:15Hey, Merry Christmas
02:19And to you
02:20I got a scooter
02:22Yay, so that means that no one's safe
02:24Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village
02:26Come on
02:27Question, how come I didn't get a scooter?
02:34I've spent enough on your My Little Pony, thank you
02:36Go on, another one, love
02:39Yeah, go on then
02:40Not for me, I've actually got somewhere
02:42I'm going to pop to
02:43Where are you going?
02:46Robert, where are you going?
02:48Merry Christmas!
02:49Merry Christmas!
03:04So, do you like it?
03:08Yeah
03:08Really?
03:11Of course
03:11Right, well, why are you just giving one-word answers then?
03:15I love it
03:16Thanks
03:17It's just them two
03:19Flipping hijacking things yesterday
03:21No, no, I'm not exactly chuffed about it either
03:23But let's not let it ruin our Christmas as well
03:25Oh, my God
03:31This is so much better than mine
03:33I know
03:34Did you just guess it was going to be a girl?
03:36I bought two lots
03:37I'm sending the blue ones back
03:39No, very clever
03:40Hey, happy Christmas!
03:43What he said
03:48Sorry, got a bit of a head
03:52Celebrating, were you?
03:55Only a bit
03:56How are we?
04:03Disappointed
04:03It was a bit, you know
04:06It was massively out of order
04:08And bonkers
04:10Last night was supposed to be our wedding night
04:12Well, you don't need the ring to do the thing
04:15Seriously?
04:17Sorry
04:18Well, tell me it, you grunts
04:20Whenever we want
04:21Yeah, the sooner the better
04:22I'm getting dressed
04:23Sherry?
04:32Computer, stop
04:33Would you like me to play more Christmas music?
04:37Definitely not
04:38Now playing Jingle Bell Rock
04:41Computer, stop
04:43Computer, stop
04:43Oh, no
04:57Now playing Gold
04:59Computer, stop
05:01Or I swear
05:02Now playing Walking in the Air
05:05Oh, I like this one
05:15Here's the thing about knocking on a door
05:18That you don't seem to understand
05:20Spare me the sarcasm
05:22Wow
05:23What did you get for Christmas?
05:25Big box feisty?
05:26I made a mistake yesterday
05:27When I binned you off
05:29Making one now
05:31If you think that's what happened
05:33I may have overreacted slightly
05:36Truth is
05:37I need a posh friend in me life
05:39Gives me an air of mystery
05:41Like people think
05:43Oh, I wonder what Kim sees in that one
05:45And it's nice
05:46Just being here
05:48Basking in your magnificence
05:51And it makes me realise how lucky I am
05:53You and I being mates
05:55Like when you're having issues with your caviar
05:58Not being the right temperature
06:00Or too many bubbles in your champagne
06:02And I think to myself
06:03At least I don't have Kim's troubles
06:06So
06:08I'm willing to accept your apology
06:10And give you another chance
06:12You'd better pour yourself a drink then
06:16What kind of host are you?
06:18How are you?
06:40Good, thanks
06:41How are you really?
06:46Not great
06:49Come here
06:51Come on here
07:03Because Johnny pestered
07:04Noted
07:05Where's the rest of you boys?
07:09Well, Noah's out working
07:10For triple time
07:11And get this
07:12Ryan's gone for a turkey curry
07:14With someone called Stabwound
07:16Who we met gaming
07:17So he's definitely getting murdered
07:19Drink
07:21Yeah, I'll just have one
07:23Oh, knock yourself out, Vanessa
07:26Slow down, Moses
07:27And put your helmet on
07:29He should be wearing a helmet
07:32You're a helmet
07:33Get a drink and just shut up
07:34Wow
07:39Wow
07:40Oh, sorry
07:42Is there a speed limit?
07:45No, there isn't
07:45You crack on
07:46How are you cracking on
07:49With your issue?
07:52Well, it's only an issue
07:53If someone makes it an issue
07:55It's hardly the subject
07:56For Christmas Day, is it?
07:57Oh, I don't know
07:58A pregnant woman
07:59And the father
08:00Not being who everyone thinks it is
08:02Oh, cute
08:03Merry Christmas
08:05Merry Christmas
08:06Cheers, answer you
08:09I didn't know you were coming for dinner
08:10Oh, no, we're not
08:11Oh, Johnny and Moses just said you are
08:13He's well excited
08:14We don't mind, do we?
08:15No, we don't mind
08:17Brilliant idea
08:17Hey, Merry Christmas
08:22Where's Eve?
08:23Upstairs with Harry
08:24Doing what?
08:25I don't know, do I?
08:27Oh, you've got it on
08:28It's wonderful
08:28Yeah, you'll fit right in it, WI
08:30Right, come on, Cardi B
08:32Get some of these pigs
08:32How many are we feeding?
08:33Did Robert come round to yours?
08:44No
08:45Why, did he say he was going to?
08:46Well, he's just got off
08:47And now he's not answering his phone
08:48What, at all?
08:49What do you mean, at all?
08:50He's not going to answer it a little bit, is he?
08:51Don't get crappy
08:52What, I'm worried, Vic
08:53So where is he now, then?
08:54I don't know
08:55He's not going to answer it a little bit
09:40Right, let's see who runs for a day.
09:51Oh, I won!
09:53Oh, sorry, Liam.
09:54Right, come on, you. Let's go sit down.
09:57Wow, that Christmas lunch with Bernice really got to you, didn't it?
10:00Not the great famine of 2018, not at all.
10:04I wouldn't worry about rabbit love.
10:06Well, you would if you knew that Kev's back, firing guns.
10:10What?
10:11What is back?
10:13Someone took a shot at us yesterday.
10:15Where was this?
10:17At Butler's.
10:18The police reckon it was just poachers and they were stray shots.
10:22Yeah, well, they're probably right.
10:23Yeah, until we got back and there was an envelope with Kev's wedding ring and a bullet in it.
10:28Oh, my goodness.
10:30Do you reckon we should go and look for him?
10:31I was just going to suggest it, actually.
10:33No, hang on, hang on. Where are you even going to look?
10:35I don't know.
10:36We can't just sit here.
10:37Maybe you should call the police.
10:38And say what?
10:39That my fully grown adult boyfriend's been missing for a couple of hours.
10:42Well, I think I'd also suggest the shooting, the bullet in the ring.
10:47Hello, Charles.
10:48He came earlier.
10:50Thought I'd give him space to be with Ethan by himself.
10:52Never gets any easier, does it?
10:57Tell me about it.
10:59Like, Christmas isn't difficult enough.
11:01I've got three brothers here as well as my dad.
11:04You must miss them very much.
11:07It's been so long.
11:09Sometimes it feels like they were never here at all.
11:12But you must feel like Ethan's barely been gone.
11:18There are still days Charles and I still call his name.
11:20Give him my best.
11:31What are you doing here?
11:34I'm looking to buy a new carpet.
11:39So as I can sweep everything that's happened recently under it.
11:45Looks like you've already started that.
11:46Congratulations, by the way, on your engagement.
11:54Thanks.
12:07I miss him.
12:10Yes, same.
12:11I miss you.
12:15And you.
12:17Me?
12:19Ooh.
12:20That's all right.
12:21It's Christmas.
12:23And?
12:23What happens at Christmas?
12:26Well, what usually happens is families fall out.
12:29We've already done that.
12:31So is anyone open to moving on to the next phase?
12:35What's that?
12:38We stand around awkwardly.
12:40Not so much.
12:41And then, at some point, preferably very soon,
12:45your bags appear in the hallway at home.
12:47And it's kind of accepted that you've moved back in.
12:53That might work.
12:54Let the awkward standing commence.
13:00Oh, yes.
13:02Let's get some roast.
13:03Oops.
13:04Oh, hi.
13:05Do you want some?
13:06How's it going to be?
13:06Hey.
13:07I told you to wait for your dad.
13:11You OK?
13:13Yeah.
13:13Have you been to Netsgrave?
13:16Yeah, I have been.
13:17Come here.
13:19Right, come on.
13:20Let's get this show on the road, then.
13:21You know, we've still got time for our knees, that.
13:24I've got my feet up.
13:25Old.
13:26Yeah, so old.
13:27Can't even make it to the food.
13:30Come on.
13:31Has this not opened all the presents?
13:32Er, no, not yet.
13:34Uh-huh-huh.
13:37Come on.
13:38Come on, Adia.
13:39Oh, what have you got?
13:42What have you got?
13:45Brilliant, thank you.
13:47Yeah, pass this to your brother.
13:49Oh, what have you got?
13:55What have you got?
13:59Right.
14:01Hello.
14:02Come on, bro.
14:03Hey, how are we all?
14:05Hi.
14:05Hey, how's me big man?
14:07Merry Christmas.
14:08Merry Christmas.
14:09Oh, hello, Ken.
14:14Because it's a spanner.
14:17Yeah, I got it.
14:17Merry Christmas.
14:19Hey, hey, Merry Christmas.
14:20Aw, did you get anything nice?
14:22Well done.
14:23Need to get back to.
14:27And?
14:28How are you, mister?
14:30Yeah.
14:31It's just another day with our aims, isn't it?
14:34Not really.
14:35No.
14:36No, not really.
14:37No, come here.
14:37Come here.
14:37Anyway, what do you think she would want me to do, eh, your mum, if she was here?
14:44Have a good time.
14:46So what we're going to do, then?
14:47Have a good time!
14:49Nailed it.
14:50Right, do we get our own drinks or do you like to control it?
14:54Control, Gary.
14:56Right, come on in.
14:58Brought you some company.
15:00Thanks.
15:02A lot.
15:04I really appreciate this.
15:07I don't relish the prospect of being in that house all day.
15:10Oh, happy birthday.
15:12Hope we're not imposing too much.
15:14How much is too much?
15:16Well, we're enjoying being here just as much as you are having us.
15:19Kim, sit down.
15:21Get comfy.
15:22And you guys.
15:23Get on the settee.
15:24Thanks, Sam and Lydia and Belle.
15:27Yeah, no worries.
15:28Has Billy got the kids?
15:30Yeah.
15:31I feel like we should have some kind of plaque.
15:33Kim Tate's sat here.
15:34Well, I've got a box of them.
15:36I'll bring you one.
15:37Really?
15:38No, Sam.
15:39Oh, right.
15:41Jokes.
15:42Erm, drinks.
15:45Well, Merry Christmas, everyone.
15:46Merry Christmas.
15:47Feels like I should let you drink from the welly,
15:50but it's only really for people joining family.
15:53Well, disappointed as I am not to be drinking moonshine
15:56from weather-resistant footwear,
15:58I'll try not to let it ruin my festive mood.
16:01Will this do?
16:02Oh.
16:04My absolute favourite.
16:12Merry Christmas.
16:12Merry Christmas.
16:15Greetings.
16:16Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:17Merry Christmas and all that.
16:20Where's your dad and the kids?
16:21Well, he fell asleep, so they're drawing on his face.
16:24Nobody ever wants to finish deviling him.
16:26Yeah, Dottie's gone round to film it for you two.
16:29I thought I heard an entrance.
16:30Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:31This do you?
16:32Erm, have you two met properly?
16:35Well, he's been in the cafe about half a million times.
16:37No, formally I meant.
16:38Er, like in Westminster Abbey or summer?
16:41Well, I've heard a lot about you.
16:44Oh, really?
16:44No, but, er, you make a good coffee.
16:47Not been bigging me up, then?
16:51Let your majestic presence speak for it, sir.
16:53Oh.
16:54In a decade's time, this is what you'll have to deal with from her.
16:58Well, I'll settle for that.
17:05Hey!
17:06Excuse me.
17:07Wow.
17:08You've finished already.
17:10I was assuming drinking quickly was some sort of rule.
17:13Yeah, but we haven't had a toast yet.
17:14Well, you're going to have to do it without me, because we are going for a walk with Vinny.
17:18Is this pre-planned, or is it an escape?
17:20Pre-planned.
17:21Promise.
17:22But, er, I might see you later.
17:24It's all right.
17:24Sorry.
17:26Right, then.
17:27Yeah.
17:29What, er, what we're drinking to?
17:31Business as usual?
17:32Business as usual.
17:34Er, can I just check?
17:36Are you two under the impression that I'm giving you your jobs back?
17:40Because I want to make it very clear
17:42that I am.
17:44Oh, you beggar.
17:46I was going, then.
17:49Hey, Sam.
17:51Hmm?
17:52What?
17:54No.
17:54What?
17:56Sure, what?
17:57Won't what?
17:59Drink from the welly.
18:01Drink from the welly.
18:03Drink from the welly.
18:05This is getting weird.
18:06Drink from the welly.
18:09Drink from the welly.
18:10Drink from the welly.
18:13Drink from the welly.
18:15Drink from the welly.
18:17No, no, no, no, no.
18:18Woo!
18:20Yay!
18:21Yeah.
18:22I still don't mean you're a dingle, though.
18:24Oh, imagine my devastation.
18:26Not that this isn't the pinnacle of my drinking experiences,
18:30but would anyone care for some red wine from my salon?
18:34I thought you just kept corpses in that.
18:36Yes, that sounds really good.
18:37Let's go.
18:37OK, I'll come with you.
18:38Can I choose some or not?
18:40Well, we'd be foolish to disregard your impeccable taste.
18:44Is that a yes or a no?
18:45Come on, Sam.
18:47It's all right, Sam.
18:49Nothing with dust on.
18:52I was banging on at you a bit earlier, weren't I?
18:56Well, we all need banging on at from time to time.
19:00But time to time, not all the time.
19:04Noted.
19:06You know, you're lucky.
19:09I know.
19:10And Sam is extremely lucky.
19:12I don't know about that.
19:13Yes, you do.
19:15He looks after me.
19:17Well, I'm glad to hear it.
19:18Would you mind if I looked after you two?
19:23What do you mean?
19:25Oh, like, say...
19:27You still inheriting Home Farm?
19:37Have you forgotten how to count?
19:40I've tried to prepare for everything beyond the extent of preparation.
19:43Do you know who's in that?
19:44Nelson Mandela.
19:45Taylor Swift.
19:47Right, come on.
19:48Let's go look for him.
19:48Chas, can you watch Harry?
19:50No need.
19:51But he's about to turn six, not six...
19:52Finally!
19:55You knew I was nipping out.
19:56And where have you been getting your phone fixed?
19:58Been calling you.
19:59What, because I've been gone a couple of hours?
20:01It's been longer than that.
20:02Well, it must have been on silent.
20:03Sorry.
20:04Well, it's just...
20:04We thought, you know...
20:06Kev had got you.
20:08Told us about it yesterday.
20:09What?
20:09No, no.
20:10Don't worry about that.
20:11Done with that madman interfering with our lives.
20:14Hello, hello!
20:14Hey!
20:16Best of greetings.
20:17Oh, hiya.
20:18Merry Christmas.
20:18I thought you were off seeing Steph.
20:20Nana's tomorrow.
20:21Are we, uh, we all right?
20:22Yes, don't worry.
20:23The Taylor Swift Appreciation Society has got it all covered.
20:26She caught you in that sparkly dress again.
20:27You wish.
20:28Oh, you come bearing gifts.
20:30How come you're suddenly not worried anymore?
20:33Because what's the point?
20:35It's Christmas.
20:37Relax.
20:37What do the folks?
20:38Go.
20:41Oh!
20:56Oh!
20:58So, Eric, this thing with you and Kerry, was it a slow burn or...?
21:18Kerry and I have been extremely fond of each other for a very long time.
21:25And the fondness has blossomed into a deep and mutual love.
21:32Did I?
21:35Thoughts to catch it.
21:40Oh, right.
21:42And now what?
21:46Eat it or put it on your heart?
21:50Sweet!
21:55Nice fit, mate.
21:56A counterfeit.
21:57Thanks for these. They're great.
21:59You're welcome, babe.
22:01So, are you like our grandad?
22:03Now you two are married.
22:05Is that okay?
22:08Doesn't make a difference.
22:10Oh, banger.
22:14Oh, there she goes.
22:17Yes, Kate.
22:23No, Kate.
22:24Kate, where are you going?
22:28Quiet Christmas, you said.
22:29Right, come on you, let's go.
22:30Bring that with you.
22:31Okay, see you later.
22:32Take care, bye.
22:33Bye.
22:34Oh, one of them stoops a visit downstairs.
22:43Are the other two joining us any time soon?
22:45I mean, do they know it's Christmas time?
22:47At all?
22:48Well, the presents were a bit of a clue, but yeah.
22:52I've got a little something for you.
22:55Dylan!
22:56Are you guests?
22:57All right, everyone, Merry Christmas.
22:59You said you couldn't get out of hospital.
23:01Yeah, I lied, I'm out.
23:02How are you feeling, sweetheart?
23:04Better for seeing this one.
23:05Well, it's been so long.
23:07You okay?
23:09Hello.
23:10Come here.
23:11I love you.
23:12Gonna be all right, aren't we?
23:14Yeah.
23:15Where's Eve?
23:17With Chas.
23:18Where's your mum?
23:19She's with Charles and Claudette.
23:21Oh, she's blowing you out, have she?
23:23Yeah, that's it.
23:24At least you know who your parent is.
23:27Sorry.
23:30Sorry.
23:50I've got to be all right.
23:52It's Christmas Day, I think.
23:53OK.
23:54Right, I'll miss a book.
23:55Oh, this should be good.
23:56What the ladybird heard?
23:57No.
23:58What the ladybird heard next?
23:59Well, that's the only two books you've ever read.
24:00Oh, er, er, The Godfather, that's a book.
24:01No, no, no, no, no.
24:02We have to wait, right, for how many words first?
24:03Right, of course.
24:04All two.
24:05Oh, four words.
24:06That's barely ahead of me.
24:07No, no, no, no.
24:08No, no, no, no.
24:09We have to wait, right, for how many words first.
24:10Right, of course.
24:11Two.
24:12All two.
24:13Oh, four words.
24:14That's barely ahead of me.
24:15That's how many words are in the title.
24:16Oh, erm, Fifty Shades of Grey.
24:17Oh, well, if you start mumming, now I'm gouging me on out.
24:18No, no, no, no.
24:19He's going to give us some clues, all right?
24:20Go on, go on.
24:21OK.
24:22You're like Crocodile Dundee when he went to New York and had not a clue.
24:23No, no, no, no.
24:24What the ladybird heard next?
24:25What the ladybird heard next?
24:26Well, that's the only two books you've ever read.
24:27Oh, er, The Godfather, that's a book.
24:28No, no, no, no, no.
24:29We have to wait, right, for how many words first.
24:30Right, of course.
24:31All two.
24:32All two.
24:33Four words.
24:34That's barely a headline.
24:35Grey.
24:36Oh, well, if you start mumming, now I'm gouging me on out.
24:38No, Grey, he's going to give us some clues, all right?
24:41Go on, go on.
24:42You're like Crocodile Dundee when he went to New York and had not a clue what was going
24:45on.
24:46Oh, Jimmy and his highbrow cultural reference.
24:48Anyway, you, Ray knows plenty about Christmas.
24:50Show him your bracelet.
24:51No, no, no.
24:52Show him.
24:53We're playing a game.
24:54We're playing a game.
24:55Ooh, fancy.
24:56What have you been doing?
24:57Mining cryptocurrency?
24:58Oh, nothing that lucrative.
25:00Lucrative enough?
25:01I had nothing better to spend my money on.
25:03Oh, thanks.
25:04No, I didn't.
25:05Oh, no.
25:06Don't battle now.
25:07I'm really offended.
25:08Look, this is going to take all day.
25:10I'm going to give you a verbal clue.
25:11It's what I want to do to Nicola sometimes.
25:14Sexy time.
25:15Oh, no.
25:16Not on a Thursday.
25:17Hang on.
25:19I know it.
25:20Tequila Mockingbird.
25:22You got it.
25:25Funny man.
25:27Wait till you're asleep and see what happens to your face.
25:29Come and get another drink.
25:31And then I'm telling you everything you're going to be buying me for Christmas next.
25:33Is this too much?
25:34This is the best Christmas ever.
25:35Oh, I don't know whether that makes me really happy or really sad.
25:36Well, it makes me happy.
25:37Well, play your cards right and you can have another one of these next year.
25:40Yeah?
25:41Yeah?
25:42Yeah.
25:43Yeah.
25:44Oh, decent, that one.
25:45Thank you for your effusive praise.
25:46Hey.
25:47Hey.
25:48So I've got you one more present.
25:49Well, I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself, but are you ready?
25:50Go on.
25:51Mm-hmm.
25:52Go on.
25:53Mm-hmm.
25:54Eh?
25:55Eh?
25:56Yeah.
25:57We used to play that to Destruction when you were little, didn't we?
25:58I mean, literally.
25:59I think we went through about four of them.
26:00I had to buy a new one every other Christmas.
26:01And how did you manage that?
26:02Well, I used to...
26:03I found it very tense.
26:04I used to snap the little plastic doors.
26:05Yeah.
26:06You used to rage quit every time you lost, I seem to recall.
26:08I did not.
26:09Always.
26:10Anyway, she used to ask such weird questions.
26:11Yeah.
26:12So I've got you one more present.
26:13Well, I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself, but are you ready?
26:14Go on.
26:15Eh?
26:16Yeah.
26:17We used to play that to Destruction when you were little, didn't we?
26:18I mean, literally.
26:19I think we went through about four of them.
26:20I had to buy a new one every other Christmas.
26:21And how did you manage that?
26:22Well, I used to...
26:23I found it very tense.
26:24I used to snap the little plastic doors.
26:25Did you quit every time you lost, I seem to recall?
26:27I did not.
26:28Always.
26:29Anyway, she used to ask such weird questions.
26:31Does yours look like it could ride a horse?
26:33Yeah, I won every time.
26:34Ridiculously.
26:35So we're playing then, or what?
26:37Well, that sounds dangerous.
26:38Yeah, and it's only for two players.
26:39It's only two pa...
26:40Look, we can team up.
26:42We can...
26:43We can take turns.
26:44I just...
26:46I feel really lucky to be having this Christmas after where we were last year,
26:50and this would just be the icing on the cake.
26:52Indulge your old dad.
26:54Fine.
26:55Yeah?
26:56Yeah.
26:57We'll play at the table.
26:58So you can turn it over and you lose.
26:59Oh!
27:00There's pudding.
27:01Oh!
27:02Oh!
27:03Oh!
27:04Oh, sorry.
27:05Oh, sorry.
27:06Oh, sorry.
27:07How do you just help?
27:08Help Dylan.
27:09Yeah.
27:10One sec.
27:11All right.
27:16Hello?
27:19I'm coming.
27:21Things are going to be okay.
27:22Do you know that?
27:24Yeah, I do.
27:36It's me.
27:38Promise me you'll leave my family alone.
27:43Okay.
27:44Then I'll do it.
27:45I'll come with you.
27:47That's it.
27:49Come on, man.
27:50Come on, man.
27:51Come on, man.
27:52Come on, man.
27:53Come on, man.
27:54Come on, man.
27:55Come on.
27:56.
27:57.
27:58Bazzle, she won.
28:00.
28:01.
28:02.
28:03.
28:06Bazzle, she won.
28:07Bazzle.
28:08.
28:09.
28:11What a surprise. You're good at making ladies drinks.
28:17Do you want a soft drink?
28:19Oh, I do.
28:20It's pretty good that one.
28:22I can't believe you lost.
28:24Are they beetroot?
28:25Wow.
28:26I don't know.
28:27Why don't we play Cards Against Decency?
28:29Oh, yeah.
28:31No, we can't. I went and chucked them out.
28:33What? Why?
28:34Because he was reading all the cards and quoting from them randomly.
28:37It's like we were living with Frankie Boyle.
28:39I know a game I can play.
28:41Go on, then.
28:42Let's play Truth or Dare.
28:45Oh, nah. That's well boring.
28:50And anyway, everyone chooses dares, so...
28:52So, you book the trend then, Charity.
28:55Go truth.
28:57Ooh! Anyone want another drink?
29:00Yeah, yeah, I'll have another one, thanks.
29:02Or I've got another one.
29:04Oh, this is a really good one.
29:05Never Have I Ever.
29:08Shall we play that?
29:09Why don't we play it in a minute when you've had some fresh air, darling?
29:12Never Have I Ever.
29:14Ooh!
29:15Let's think.
29:16What shall I go with?
29:17Never Have I Ever.
29:18Come on.
29:19Never Have I Ever.
29:21RIPPED!
29:22Why don't anyone's head off their shelves, let's play.
29:24Do you know what?
29:25The night is yet young.
29:26Come on!
29:27Never Have I Ever.
29:28Never Have You Ever been this drunk lately.
29:30I'm out.
29:31Don't worry.
29:31Very good.
29:32RIPPED!
29:33RIPPED!
29:34RIPPED!
29:35RIPPED!
29:37RIPPED!
29:38RIPPED!
29:39RIPPED!
29:40RIPPED!
29:41RIPPED!
29:42RIPPED!
29:43RIPPED!
29:44RIPPED!
29:45Alright, well, come on then.
29:46Who are you?
29:47Why have you done this?
29:48RIPPED!
29:49RIPPED!
29:50Have you lost your tongue, yeah?
29:52Oh no, wait, that's right.
29:53Not yet, you haven't, because I'm gonna cut it off and that's just for the start.
30:00Well, that's a big threat.
30:02From a man in your very precarious position.
30:20RIPPED!
30:28You know, I know who you are.
30:30Yeah.
30:32Saved on introductions.
30:34Johnny Psycho, the murderer.
30:36Not true.
30:38Hmm.
30:39That kid wrapped himself up in tarp hole and then jumps in the lake, did he, yeah?
30:43Show some respect.
30:45That kid had a name.
30:47Nate.
30:49And his death was an accident.
30:51Right.
30:52That would not be why nobody hates you then.
30:55Nobody refers to you as a massive nutter.
30:59Not very popular, were you?
31:11Truth be told, I made some mistakes.
31:15I let things slip.
31:18But now I'm gonna make up for it.
31:21The storm's coming.
31:26Not literally, idiot.
31:28Read.
31:33You caused a bit of one though, didn't you?
31:35What, with your little siege?
31:36Yeah, I read all about that in the news.
31:39Sword.
31:40Very, er, very visually arresting.
31:45Not quite as effective as a bullet though.
31:47I came this close to putting one through your husband's head yesterday.
31:52Just after I drugged you and stopped you shooting my husband.
31:56No, I was so wrong about you.
32:00You're completely mentally stable.
32:03Aaron really does not know what he's missing.
32:05Aaron is not gonna miss out on anything.
32:07He knows where his future lies.
32:09But there's a bit of work to be done first though.
32:12Cause this is your little squat, is it?
32:15I like what you've done with the place.
32:17Well, I see.
32:19Yours, it's, er, it's mine now.
32:23Well, he suits you.
32:27Just need to knock together a little padded cell for ya.
32:31Cause that's where you're ending up.
32:33I'm ending up with Aaron.
32:35Together like we are meant to be.
32:38Happy, content and committed to each other.
32:42With you and Robert nowhere to be seen.
32:44By anyone ever again.
32:46Tell me one thing me coming clean will achieve.
32:50I'll tell you two.
32:52She'll know the truth.
32:54Jacob will know the truth.
32:55And also Mac will know the truth.
32:56And yeah, I know that's three.
32:57I've had a drink, Sue me.
32:59Oh no, beautiful speech, Vanessa.
33:01Have you got another one to help Sarah pick herself up off the floor once her life's in bits?
33:06Feels like that's your job, don't you think?
33:08No, it doesn't have to be anybody's job if I just, if they just, if they just lie to her for the rest of her life.
33:14She's never gonna forgive me for this and you know that.
33:17It's a good thing we've finished our food before you gave us that disgusting image.
33:32Kindred spirits.
33:33Oh, cute.
33:34I am actually, yeah.
33:35Do you have any idea how hard it is to find an engraved on Christmas day?
33:36She's that where you've been.
33:38Oh, sorry, is this a private party?
33:39It doesn't have to be.
33:40Sit down.
33:41We didn't want to intrude.
33:42No, no, no, not at all.
33:43Is Mary not with you?
33:44No, she's a...
33:45She's a very keen Scrabble player.
33:46Very keen and serious.
33:47We didn't lie to her.
33:48I said I wanted to check on Kevin.
33:49To see if he'd checked in with you at all.
33:50Has he?
33:51No.
33:52No.
33:53I got a card.
33:54Just said Kay.
33:55I know what he's done.
33:56I'm sorry.
33:57I'm sorry.
33:58Is this a private party?
33:59It doesn't have to be.
34:00Sit down.
34:01We didn't want to intrude.
34:02No, no, no, not at all.
34:03Is Mary not with you?
34:04No, she's a...
34:05She's a very keen Scrabble player.
34:06Very keen and serious.
34:09We didn't lie to her.
34:10I said I wanted to check on Kevin.
34:12To see if he'd checked in with you at all.
34:14Has he?
34:15No.
34:16I got a card.
34:17Just said Kay.
34:19I know what he's done.
34:21But no one should be alone at this time if you...
34:23Do you want a drink?
34:24Ooh.
34:25I reckon Claudette could be trouble on Bubbles.
34:28I'm not.
34:29I'm Randy on Shandy.
34:32I'll have a Shandy.
34:33No.
34:34Just joking.
34:35Or am I?
34:38Cheers, everyone.
34:39Well, just...
34:40Hang on a sec.
34:41I'm not really a fan of publicly humiliating myself.
34:48Oh, well that's not true, but carry on.
34:51Ah, it's good.
34:52It's very good.
34:53Erm...
34:54I just...
34:55I just wanted to say...
34:57This year has been a bit...
34:58Well, I mean, even by our standards, er...
35:00It's been a weird one.
35:03It's been hard, mostly.
35:06And very hard.
35:09Sometimes.
35:12And scary.
35:15And...
35:16It's been sad.
35:19But it's also been...
35:24Amazing.
35:26And although you...
35:28Most of you are...
35:30A pain in the backside.
35:32Erm...
35:33You're family.
35:34We're family.
35:35And...
35:36I'm glad we've got each other.
35:38So, you know...
35:39Merry Christmas.
35:40Merry Christmas.
35:41Merry Christmas.
35:42Merry Christmas.
35:43Merry Christmas.
35:44Merry Christmas.
35:45Merry Christmas.
35:46Merry Christmas.
35:47Merry Christmas.
35:48Merry Christmas.
35:49To family.
35:50Well, and you.
35:52Sarah wants this baby so much.
35:54No, she wants her baby so much.
35:56And this isn't that.
35:57You got pregnant by your husband.
35:58Your husband.
35:59Who's already had one child ripped out of his life.
36:00And...
36:01And despite your age-defying lady bits, isn't likely to get another chance at being a dad.
36:02Charity's just...
36:03It's so wrong on so many levels.
36:05Do you know what else it is?
36:06None of my business.
36:07Bingo.
36:08So do you know what I'm going to do right now?
36:09I'm going to go home and I suggest you follow and get Johnny and go home yourself.
36:10Preferably without shouting your mouth off.
36:11whose day-defying lady bits isn't likely to get another chance at being a dad.
36:16Charity's just...
36:17It's so wrong on so many levels.
36:20Do you know what else it is?
36:21None of my business.
36:23Bingo!
36:24So do you know what I'm going to do right now?
36:26I'm going to go home and I suggest you follow and get Johnny and go home yourself.
36:30Preferably without shouting your mouth off.
36:33Merry Christmas.
36:51Merry Christmas.
36:52Merry Christmas.
36:53Merry Christmas.
36:55Right, torch is on.
36:58Okay, let's go see Grandad.
37:00Do you want it?
37:00We'll swap.
37:03Bye.
37:06Bit of it quiet on the way over here.
37:10You been thinking about your mum?
37:12Always.
37:15I didn't even get to buy her a present.
37:17Oh, yeah.
37:18I'll never get to buy her a present again.
37:23Ka-ching.
37:27What are we doing?
37:29Well, you didn't think that spanner was your Christmas present, did you?
37:31Here you are.
37:42What's this?
37:43This is a lot of hard work.
37:47So, are you up for it?
37:48Me?
37:49Why?
37:49Because this is your car.
37:53Merry Christmas, son.
37:55Is it actually mine?
37:57I mean, it's a bit of a stare at the moment.
37:59Okay.
37:59Well, it won't be when we're finished, though, because me and you are going to turn this into
38:06the best car for miles.
38:08Three years.
38:09What?
38:10Well, you know, until you're old enough to drive it when you're 17.
38:14So, are you up for it or what?
38:15Yeah, definitely.
38:16I'm up for it.
38:46like I didn't exist
39:16can you stop walking into me please
39:28well we're certain it's me that's walking into you are we
39:32absolutely 110%
39:34oh no don't be that person
39:36what person
39:37a butcher of percentages
39:39butcherer is not a word
39:42yes it is
39:43what's it mean then
39:44someone who butchers
39:48it's just a butcher
39:49are you going to open the door then or what
39:52you've got the keys
39:53oh you've got the keys
39:54you've got the keys in your hand
39:56right now
39:57oh
39:58I think I might be a bit drunk
40:01yeah well you're stone cold sober compared to Aron
40:03do you think you're still asleep
40:05oh yeah
40:06you'll be flat out in that back room all night
40:09right
40:11hush
40:13where have you been
40:19out
40:20yeah I think the clue was when you walked back in
40:23where'd you go
40:25went for a walk
40:26oh right
40:29be like that Mr. international man of mystery
40:32so not an easy day then
40:39well it's been fun
40:42where is everyone
40:43er Vanessa and Johnny have gone home
40:47Sarah and Jacob went out with Moses on his new scooter and
40:51Ross trailed off like a bad smell on a gentle breeze
40:56we are alone
40:58for once
41:01do you want to take advantage
41:04mm-hmm
41:04are we good
41:06we're great
41:08come on then
41:12come on then
41:14we're good
41:15let's go
41:15go
41:16let's go
41:16Hey, glad tidings one and all!
41:39Oh, back out of your butt!
41:41All that!
41:46Theodore has a lot of fun.
41:52Theodore is now in the middle of Klappan.
41:57I'm in the middle of Klappan.
42:03Theodore is now in the middle of Klappan.
42:07Theodore is working on Klappan.
42:11That's better.
42:34Big day, eh?
42:37Big year.
42:37I thought it was going to be the best year ever, but...
42:44Yeah, yeah, I'll go and check. I won't be sick.
42:46I won't be sick.
43:16No, he's fine.
43:23He won't be tomorrow, but that's his problem.
43:26So many people care about you, but not one of them as much as I do.
43:402025 has been a shocking year, but...
43:46But 26, no.
43:50That is going to be the best year ever.
43:53Because you and me, we're going to be together.
43:56And now I won.
44:26You and me.
44:27I won't be.
44:30You and me.
44:32And now I won.
44:33I won't be.
44:34I won't be.
44:35I won't be.
44:35You
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