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Eastenders 24th November 2025
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00:01Yes!
00:02I came out of nowhere and he just...
00:04I'm not having that. You weren't too far.
00:07Just admit, you're a total loser.
00:09Why don't you get out, Bill?
00:11It's Monday off.
00:12Follow me if you're not working today. You can clean the house.
00:15It's like a pigsty.
00:16And Lauren and Peter are due back from their honeymoon any minute.
00:18Don't be too tired to care.
00:24Letter from HMRC.
00:30Oh. Taxman caught up with you, has he?
00:32Jasmine's national insurance number's not legit.
00:36Well, I'm not at all surprised. From the second I saw her, I knew there was something going on.
00:40Yeah, that's because you were Team Freddy and she helped get in the sand, didn't she?
00:43Listen, she is the iceberg waiting for our Titanic to come floating by.
00:48I mean, don't forget how dodgy she was when we wanted her contact details.
00:52I mean, is she the person she says she is?
00:54Well, no, obviously not, according to that letter.
00:56And you do know that Oscar and I tried to find her online.
00:59Absolutely nothing.
01:00Well, there's loads of reasons people go off grid.
01:02You know, change their names. I should know all about that.
01:05Yeah, well, I think that's weird.
01:07I mean, have you not noticed that she never takes any interest in my life?
01:13And she's forever asking what you're writing.
01:15Well, Elaine, that's because I'm a very complex and interesting person.
01:19I mean, you know, you've just got to face facts. You're just not as fascinating as you think you are.
01:23Yeah, well, you mark my words, darling.
01:25She has an abnormal interest in you. And that, as we know, is never a good thing.
01:31Alfie, have you seen the earring?
01:41No. No, I haven't. It is. Who knows? Oh, Zoe, maybe the cat's eating it.
01:47Oh, yeah, that's right, isn't it? Because cats go around looking for jewellery to eat.
01:52No.
01:53You know, listen, I just want to say, I'm sorry I didn't believe you before, you know, about your tormentor and all that.
02:00But, um, you must admit, it was a bit far-fetched, wasn't it?
02:03As long as you believe me now.
02:05Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, absolutely, yeah.
02:08I'll tell you what, I'll have a look in the kitchen, see if I can find it, yeah?
02:10Thanks, Alfie. Yeah, you're welcome.
02:17So, Zoe, she's looking for her earring.
02:19Please tell me you never told her it was Jean's.
02:22What, you think I'm stupid? Well, steady, don't answer that, OK?
02:25Listen, I don't know what we're going to do, she's already got Jean in her crosshairs.
02:29Normally I'd say no.
02:31Of course it's not Jean terrorising Zoe.
02:35But, you know, since Stacey's been gone, she's, you know, might be having a bit of a meltdown.
02:39OK, OK, now, I'll pull up. Listen, I'll talk to Zoe cos she has to know one way or another.
02:45No, I'll do it, all right?
02:47Hopefully she'll admit to having a vendetta against Zoe and she'll get a bit weepy and that'll be the end of it, yeah?
02:53Yeah? Yeah.
02:56Come on, Ian, what was the weather like?
03:01Probably the same as here.
03:04Honeymoonists don't worry about the weather, Ian.
03:06You should know that, the amount of times you'd been married.
03:09It was just nice for us to spend a bit of time together, just us, weren't it?
03:12Yeah.
03:13I've got you.
03:15Is that you, Mum?
03:16Oh!
03:17You're home!
03:18It is!
03:19Oh!
03:20It'd be nice if you'd run a hoover around the place.
03:22Oh, yeah, well, you should be telling Oscar and Jasmine about that.
03:25I mean, they'd never pick anything up or put any of their stuff away.
03:28Keep telling them, I'm not their skivvy.
03:31Another one of those messages.
03:34What's this, then?
03:35The whole honeymoon, we were getting bombarded with these messages and emails about miracle cures for blindness.
03:40Yeah, that'll be your algorithms.
03:41I'll get a load about eels.
03:43Just delete it, please.
03:45Yeah, yeah, I will.
03:46It's a medical group just offering some kind of alternative treatment
03:51and it's actually had some success with kids like Jimmy, so...
03:54Have they asked you for money?
03:55No.
03:56They will, cos it's obviously a scam.
03:58Look, there's a lot of scammers out there, Lauren.
04:00I mean, look how Jane lost her pension.
04:02The only person I've ever heard curing the blind is Jesus
04:04and I don't think he's second coming to me round here.
04:07Anyway, it's lovely to have you both home.
04:09Yeah, well, if you'd still call it home.
04:11Romeo and Juliet take up a lot of space.
04:13I mean, what do we actually know about her?
04:15She could be anybody.
04:16Oh, said the woman who's employed her for months.
04:18She's just a girl that's down on her luck.
04:21I mean, we've all been there, haven't we?
04:23If she keeps my brother out of trouble, then I do not mind her at all.
04:26We need to stop cars.
04:27What's on the car?
04:28No.
04:29No.
04:30No.
04:31No.
04:32No.
04:33No.
04:34No.
04:37.
04:39No.
04:40No.
04:41No.
04:43No.
04:44Oh, forget it.
04:46Get it.
04:47Oh, god.
04:48Get it.
04:49VE HOW DO evitar that when you only indulges me.
04:50Get it!
04:51You're all right, Charlie.
04:52I thought it was something kind of...
04:54No, no.
04:55Oh, forget it.
04:57Forget it.
05:05I said, Frank, don't punch the...
05:07That's my bag!
05:09Oh, sorry, I...
05:10Sorry you what?
05:12HMRC said your Nash insurance number doesn't match your name
05:16and I just wondered whether you'd changed it or something.
05:19So instead of asking her, you thought you'd go for her stuff?
05:22What's your problem?
05:23I was curious, OK?
05:25I just saw your bag and I just thought it wouldn't hurt...
05:29Going through it.
05:30Invasion of privacy? No?
05:32That is rich, coming from the girl I found in my bed.
05:35Are you right in the head, Cindy?
05:37Cos I had to see some analyst woman at Young Offenders
05:39and I reckon she could do a PhD on you.
05:41There is nothing wrong with me.
05:43I mean, it's not like I'm stealing anything, is it?
05:46I'm a boss and when I get an official letter, I have to deal with it.
05:48It's a mistake on their end, I'll just call them.
05:50Will you guys please keep it down? I've just got Jimmy to sleep.
05:53She was having a proper route through her stuff.
05:56I had my reasons, OK?
05:58No, not OK.
05:59She didn't leave her stuff hanging around everywhere.
06:01Maybe these things wouldn't happen.
06:05Has she been like this the whole time we've been away?
06:07Like, Cruella's evolved into wanting to skin people.
06:11Lauren, you know how you're their best sister in the world, right?
06:15No.
06:16Jasmine can stay on, can't she?
06:20Has there been any police at the door?
06:22Apart from Uncle Jack?
06:24Cross my heart.
06:25I've been keeping him on the straight and narrow.
06:27OK, well...
06:29I mean, you do seem like a good influence on him.
06:31So, yeah, go on then, you can say.
06:32Oh, you're the best.
06:34I love the debate.
06:35And listen, if Cindy gives you any grief, just let me know.
06:39You know, if you ever snap and kill your mother-in-law,
06:42I'll help you bury the body.
06:44She doesn't mean it.
06:48I didn't know who else to call.
06:52No, yeah.
06:53No, I'm glad you did call me.
06:56Where is it?
07:01Well...
07:02Do you want me to take it back to mine?
07:03Chuck it?
07:06It was my favourite dress.
07:10You know, when Wilmot Brown did what he did to me,
07:13I...
07:14I burnt everything I was wearing, so...
07:18I do get it.
07:20Mine and Ross' anniversary today.
07:22You probably don't remember.
07:24I'd had a massive row with Spencer
07:26and my mate Rosetta had taken me to a line dancing bar.
07:29Cheered me up.
07:32I'd done one hip bump with Ross.
07:35Here we are.
07:37I thought you met him through Spencer, though.
07:39Yeah, we did.
07:40They were mates, but...
07:41Well, I'd never seen him dance before.
07:44He's got moves.
07:46Hmm?
07:48You meet a guy.
07:50You fall in love.
07:51You go out of your way to include his kid.
07:55And there's plenty more out there who've got twisted thoughts
07:58about what it means to be a man, how to treat women.
08:00How to treat women.
08:01Oh.
08:02You go looking for creepy crawlies under rocks, you're gonna find them.
08:05They've always been there.
08:07Blokes are blokes.
08:09But they're not all cut from the same cloth.
08:11Of course.
08:12I know.
08:13I know.
08:15It's just getting harder and harder to suss out which are the good guys
08:17and which aren't.
08:18That shouldn't be something we even have to think about.
08:21Oh, right, yeah.
08:24Yeah, I definitely want to know more.
08:29Wow, that sounds great.
08:31Yeah, nice try, mate.
08:32There's no chance my grand let you watch an 18.
08:34I've got to go.
08:36He's already moaning.
08:37Complaining that he prefers living at Dad's.
08:39Nice.
08:40Right, before I forget, what was it?
08:41It was milk and...
08:42Bread.
08:44That's it?
08:45Yes.
08:47Peter.
08:51Let's just say that this eye specialist, it is legit.
08:56I don't know.
08:58Do you know what?
08:59It's just like we're saying that there's something wrong with Jimmy
09:01and I don't think there's anything wrong with Jimmy.
09:03He's happy.
09:04He doesn't realise he's missing out on anything in life, does he?
09:06No, I know.
09:07He's perfect.
09:08Yeah.
09:11I guess it's just...
09:14the curse of being a mum.
09:15I just...
09:16I'm always thinking of what if.
09:19I just want to do what's best for our kids.
09:21You know?
09:23I do know, but we'll be doing what's best for our kids, aren't we?
09:25He's got me, he's got you, he's got Louie, a roof over his head,
09:30he's got food on his plate, clothing and love.
09:36OK?
09:37I'm going to go.
09:38I've forgotten it again.
09:39Milk, bread.
09:40That's it?
09:41Yes, because we're going over your Dad's for dinner later, aren't we?
09:43Yeah, OK.
09:44Right.
09:45I'll be back in a bit.
09:46I see a bit.
09:47Hi.
09:48Oscar said you were all right with black coffee.
09:50Oh, yeah.
09:52Sorry.
09:53Just thanks.
09:54You know, for sticking up for me earlier.
09:55Cindy can be really intimidating, both in and out of work.
09:57Yeah, well, like I said, if she gives you any trouble, just let me know, cos I would happily help pack her bags.
10:00Oscar said that you and Peter, you started dating when you were our age.
10:07Yeah, it was about that.
10:08And did you always know that he was the one?
10:09Oh, no.
10:10No, not at all.
10:11We've been actually more comfortable.
10:12Oh, no, I've been on time.
10:13But I've still been on time.
10:14And we've never seen it.
10:15Yeah, it's been a bit long.
10:16But we've never seen it.
10:18Which is more of it.
10:19Yeah.
10:20Any other questions from Peter's?
10:21Okay.
10:22We've had...
10:23We've had aarna in a number of your friends.
10:24Yeah.
10:25Who knew that would be?
10:26Oh, no.
10:27Yeah, I didn't know that he do.
10:28I didn't know that I didn't know.
10:29I'm not hearing too bad.
10:30I didn't know he's coming in the room.
10:31What?
10:32Yeah.
10:33Now, it's not real.
10:37off than on over the years and actually i was i was with his brother for a bit
10:43we did just sort of find our way back to each other
10:47are you sort of wondering whether oscar's the one oh nah he's he's all right for now
10:52yeah well he's mad about you he's just mad that's true same as me
10:59hey i'm gonna do better at you know cleaning up and off to myself and stuff
11:07cheers hey ross you seem a bit flat mate you're all right what you thinking of the boy well yeah
11:27nah sort of it's mine and vicky's third anniversary we'll get together
11:34oh that's nice yeah well it's been three years since she
11:38cheating my brother with you well that's something to celebrate i suppose
11:42sorry yeah i'm just joking so what you're going to plaster some more pictures around square and
11:48all that and hey how about this how about we get your ugly mug on some beer mats and place them all
11:53over the pub yeah yeah helpful very helpful
11:59i mean i had the perfect right to ask if she is who she says she is of course you did
12:05have you seen how much they're charging for a double vodka we should undercut them oh never mind
12:09about the vodka i'm talking about jasmine you know and i've been thinking about what you said
12:16you're right she does ask me a lot of questions you know quizzing me about my family my past told you
12:24she wants revenge
12:29jasmine she's the um the girl i ran over and she said something i wrote it down
12:36um it's a line in my film and she needs to pay for what she did
12:46she needs to pay for what she did
12:49who who does jasmine think needs to pay
12:58jasmine why do you have dr treman's keys oh um i i found them on the street
13:06and i was going to return to the surgery
13:11Oscar
13:16i don't know anything about them look me in the eyes
13:25we kind of broke into the surgery as a kind of a dare we didn't do any harm
13:31breaking and entering well we had the keys on breaking it was just a laugh it's just a laugh
13:37is that what you're going to tell the judge it was literally just a bit of fun like lighten up i
13:41mean sorry are you going to lighten up when he gets sent back to young offenders
13:45i thought you were good for him yes well clearly she's not i'm sorry but you're going to have to
13:51find somewhere else to live i'm a recovering drug addict do you not know how bad it's going to look
13:57say a social worker comes to check on jimmy and and and there's surgery keys here no you're right
14:01i'm sorry i'm sorry i should have thought it through yeah you should have look i'll give you
14:05to the end of the week to find somewhere and where's she gonna go huh her mum kicked her out
14:09she's got no one but me well you should have thought about that shouldn't you
14:17all right careful you two those two just nearly mowed me down right shut up and look
14:24shut up you are not going to believe what i've just heard in the vic this is jasmine's phone
14:31what do you reckon you're suggesting we call her mum beyond her back
14:34i thought you were a biggest fan yeah but turns out i'm not
14:53and one for myself you are a good gem thank you
14:58i don't know how you cope with these creeps the more i flirt with the men the less likely
15:06they are to target my female customers oh i see you're doing your bit for feminism are you
15:11you're lucky you ain't barred after last week seeing damon off yeah well that's why i'm here
15:17say sorry look i'm trying to work stuff out in my head
15:21i went too far yeah you did all right well i am apologizing even though he was a creep
15:29i can make my own mind up about men thanks
15:35drink might as well i'll have a gin and tonic please double i don't do anything by halves
15:44i married a man who beat up his first wife he killed her well might as well have
15:57then he killed two more people are you serious yeah i refuse to be a victim vicky
16:05not that anyone ever chooses to be but from what little i know you really helped joe didn't you even
16:15after he threatened joe i loved his dad and and i wanted to see the good in him he's a kid i i didn't
16:26want to give up on him if you look at every man and see evil and danger then what's inside joel
16:40has won it's like me and gray my ex after i found out everything he'd done i could never have gone
16:48near another man again men you can't live with him and you can't live without
16:56and that's not me being flippant that's me not cowering in corners
17:16she's here where's are we okay she's upstairs i'll make sure she stays yeah yeah just go easy
17:20yeah you okay all right so what's so important you couldn't tell me on the phone i'll have a
17:24bit of lemon while i'm here thanks for coming gene oh well i nearly couldn't come lily's been well
17:30lily one minute she wants my help then she doesn't want my help she misses stacy but then we all miss
17:35stacy and then she's having to go at me for not being stacy and that i should keep my opinions to
17:39myself you know you're always welcome here don't you well why wouldn't i be welcome here just saying
17:45you are welcome here i know but why say it i mean you come over to ask for a cup of tea and i never say
17:51you know you're welcome do i my family family should know they're welcome it's just a saying
17:57unless i'm not welcome oh zoe's been making comments about me hasn't she i never mentioned
18:04zoe no you didn't need to i'm sorry cat but i don't have a nice thing to say about the woman
18:11she is a nasty piece of work there i've said it and i don't care who hears me she's nasty spiteful and
18:17someone needs to put her in her place you don't like i get it don't keep going on about it i want
18:22to talk about the earring what earring the earring we found in the pub that you said was yours technically
18:28it stays a bit too flashy for me normally but um wearing them makes me feel a little bit closer to
18:35my daughter is that a crime no but we found it in the barrel store after it was vandalized
18:41and zoe thinks whoever's hearing it is he's the one that's been oh well if zoe thinks it it must be
18:47true hey zoe zoe zoe because she's always right isn't she she's never put a foot wrong
18:55you're gonna stop you a bit of lemon
18:59well that's that then you tell zoe
19:03did jasmine ask you to meet me so jasmine's her real name then of course
19:13no she doesn't know that we've called jan she's been telling us that you threw her out and you
19:18want nothing to do with her but when we called you you seemed relieved i didn't throw her out jasmine
19:24always puts her own spin on situations i should have flown back from holiday when she was in hospital
19:32but what can i say i'm as stubborn as she is
19:38and she she told me to stay away from her why'd she tell you to stay away
19:46i don't want to go into that but
19:50is she in trouble is that why you're called i'm not in trouble i just i can't have any living with
19:57me anymore my brother is easily led and i i don't think she's a very good influence on him
20:03she probably isn't
20:06can she come home then live with you no i wish that things were different but no
20:13i can't cope with her lies anymore what sort of lies i told her to stay away you told her to stay away
20:19from walford why none of this is good for my anxiety who would she want revenge on she said
20:25someone had to pay a woman you know don't you
20:32jasmine is my daughter i love her very much but she has a side to her a dangerous side
20:39and when she has a plan in her head she'll stop at nothing before it's done
20:47my ex-husband he his family work
20:51oh no no i've said that what what about his family are they wrong as two is that is that ways
20:58your ex thanks for the drink
21:03did you hear what she said about his family about her ex
21:07yeah i don't know they they sound like trouble didn't they
21:11but i need to go home and tell oscar this like right now are you coming or what
21:16right suit yourself
21:21i think the fords have found me
21:34we'll find a place to live together with no money all sorts of something out i know we will
21:41shame they don't do different sex prisons surprisingly easy to get arrested and sent down
21:47you're the expert
21:50me and you doing a 10-year stretch on the taxpayers cash in a cell together
21:58didn't make a movie about it then they would play me and then tom holland could play you he'd just
22:03have to dye his hair that umbrella routine he did in the corset
22:07i want to talk to my brother yeah whatever i actually have to pick something up from that
22:22but anyway um catch you later yeah if you're lucky
22:29so you've changed your mind and so you can stay of course you have
22:34actually no i i met her mum
22:38without telling her are you that's so what mum would do
22:42i can't believe you break jasmine's trust like that oh god what is she like is she a looker because
22:47women grow to like their mums don't they so she's still a looker
22:53listen look she didn't grow up poor and her mum did not kick her out when she was 18 either
23:00her mum said that she was a liar and that she's got this dark and dangerous side to her
23:07so mum's so worse about me she's bad news see we're perfect together i'm not you lauren i've
23:16not had a peter can be on and off again for years all i've had is blokes using me and girls thinking
23:20i'm a joke i'm not a joke lauren i know jasmine gets me like she really gets me i can't explain it we
23:30just we finish each other's sandcastles and stomp all over them you think it's a good thing don't turn
23:39her away please
23:47you've got no proof the only proof i'll get is when i'm in a coffin i can't risk losing my family
23:53again we all need to disappear go on the run peter gina anna have you spoken to your witness
24:01protection handler mary yeah yeah of course i have she's on it all right it's um it's jasmine
24:07maybe she's just an employee who's knowsy about her new boss i mean look she's a teenage girl okay
24:13what teenage girl hasn't fallen out with her mum always a support aren't you ian and look where that
24:17support's got me look she is not a ford okay you jump into the wrong conclusion yeah well let's just
24:26see shall we where are you going to see elaine ironically the only person who seems to be on
24:32my side and before you say anything it is jasmine's night off and by jasmine i mean jasmine ford
24:45no no that is where you're wrong because it isn't just for america line dancing is massive in
24:50australia as well okay so you knew for ages you saw him dance and then you fell in love
24:57i was more lust to start with you know what if i ever say i want to go line dancing just just shoot
25:02me oh sorry chelsea have you not seen coyote ugly hypocrite hypocrite that is women in front
25:09tied crop tops darts on the bar for a load of men yes okay but they're not dancing for the men
25:13they're dancing for themselves oh it's nice to see you smiling yeah i think sometimes you forget you
25:20can hear that you can line dance to any music watch this oh okay all right here she goes go on then
25:28you're going to get a little buggy anyone join in why do you have to ruin everything
25:42how you doing you all right before you start just having a drink on my night off
26:08i know who you are and you don't scare me i don't know what you're talking about your mom told me
26:30everything yeah me and lauren we saw her and now it all makes sense you spoke to me
26:38my mom are you mad who do you think you are oh i know who i am and now i know exactly who you are
26:45and you are over jasmine do you hear me you are over
27:08and you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over jasmine do you are over j
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