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Emmerdale 24th November 2025

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00:00This
00:29This is you, full bed and board, as promised.
00:34Oh, don't worry about that, I'll get you a fresh one.
00:39You all right there, Ted?
00:41You take as long as you need.
00:43A couple of hours at least.
00:46Where is she?
00:49Anne?
00:50Anya.
00:51Anya, sorry.
00:52She's gone to the mortuary, hasn't she?
00:54While we sort out the formalities.
00:57The funeral?
00:58Yeah.
00:59Yeah.
01:00You're gonna do it properly and treat it with respect?
01:05Of course.
01:06Don't you worry about that, Ted.
01:08Leave it with me.
01:09And I'll see if I can contact the family.
01:13See if they want to send flowers or...
01:16No, I'll go under a wreath from me.
01:20You could take out my wages.
01:23Of course, mate.
01:27You finished the jam, Ken?
01:29I just really like jam, innit?
01:30Yeah, I realise.
01:31So don't put the empty jam jar in the cupboard.
01:34Remember there's a system, yeah?
01:36Yeah.
01:37I'll write it on the pan.
01:38Right in the fridge.
01:39Exactly.
01:47It's off coming.
01:49Got your coffee and, er, this.
01:52Part healthy.
01:53What's up?
01:55So, I know I gave you a hard time about the whole money thing.
02:00But now that you're flush again, you're gonna treat yourself right?
02:04What?
02:05Keep enough money back for you.
02:07You might need specialist care.
02:09I just, I want you to have the best of the best.
02:12Which is why you should probably tell me your secret location.
02:16You know, cover all bases.
02:18I don't care about the money.
02:20Okay.
02:22Sorry, I'm just...
02:24mega stressed.
02:26About the robbery?
02:27No.
02:28No.
02:29It's home.
02:30Okay.
02:31Yeah, it's just...
02:32my head.
02:34Going west.
02:37Having thoughts.
02:38Thoughts?
02:39Well, I'm sorry, I can't do this now.
02:41I've got to split.
02:42Yeah, well, okay, go back to yours.
02:43No, I'm gonna go into town.
02:45Play the slots.
02:46Oh, cool.
02:48I just...
02:51I hate being lied to.
02:53Sorry?
02:54Beat me at pool.
02:55Slug off United.
02:56Punch me in the face as hard as you can.
02:58Just...
02:59Don't lie to me.
03:08Hey.
03:09Hey!
03:10Ah!
03:11Slow morning on the combines?
03:13Well, I don't actually drive them myself.
03:15I like to imagine it, though.
03:16It amuses me.
03:17I was in the middle of a very boring meeting
03:19and I thought, I need some Laurel in my life.
03:21Oh, is that Laurel who makes excellent coffee
03:23or is that Laurel who has a daughter crawling with nits?
03:26Oh, by the way, she's fine this morning.
03:28Infestation free.
03:29You know who to call her, right?
03:31Yeah, I know who to call.
03:34Anyway, that rather excellent coffee?
03:36Yeah.
03:37And I have a squashed brownie that I won't be able to sell.
03:39My treat.
03:40Oh.
03:41You swore on me.
03:42Moira's me.
03:43Oh.
03:44Come in.
03:45Stick the kettle on.
03:46I'm just having a bit of a clear out.
03:47Ah.
03:48Charity shop.
03:49Bin or keep.
03:50Are you planning a Kayleigh or a Braveheart tribute?
03:51Charity shop it is then.
03:52I, er...
03:53I had a visitor.
03:54Kim Tate.
03:55Oh, really?
03:56Mm-hmm.
03:57She rocked up unannounced to do a property inspection.
03:59The cheek of the woman.
04:00I sent her on her way.
04:01Oh.
04:02I'd have loved to have seen that.
04:03Oh.
04:04Oh.
04:05Oh.
04:06Oh.
04:07Oh.
04:08Oh.
04:09Oh.
04:10Oh.
04:11Oh.
04:12Oh.
04:13Oh.
04:14Oh.
04:15Oh.
04:16Oh.
04:17Oh.
04:18Oh.
04:19Oh.
04:20Oh.
04:21Oh.
04:22Latest contract.
04:23It'll take more than Kim Tate to see us off.
04:26We make a great team.
04:38Where are you this morning?
04:40Leave him.
04:41His dad.
04:44I'll be there next shift.
04:47Well, tell him.
04:48Eh?
04:49Your little girlfriend.
04:50She's in there.
04:51She's in the feast, yes.
04:52Postman's just dumped her.
04:53You said she was in mortuary.
04:54There were going to be a funeral, eh?
04:55I promised.
04:56Ray!
04:57Ray!
04:58Ray!
04:59It'll just be the washer, Sam.
05:00There's nothing to do with a tap.
05:01It'll just be the washer, Sam.
05:02There's nothing to do with a tap.
05:03We've got a...
05:04Bleak in you, Ben.
05:05Ah!
05:06Right, why don't we...
05:07Be ready?
05:08Or you'll beнуть her?
05:09It's going to be a funeral.
05:10It was going to be a funeral, eh?
05:11They were going to be a funeral, eh?
05:13Oh.
05:15I promised.
05:16It's going to be a funeral, eh?
05:18It's going to be a funeral.
05:19It's going to be a funeral, eh?
05:20I promised.
05:22It'll just be the washer, Sam.
05:28There's nothing to do with a tap. We've got a bleak in you, Ben.
05:32Right, why don't we be really radical and call a plumber?
05:35I'd pay him with what? Some sleet and some massed yeast? We're broke.
05:42It'll be the washer again.
05:44It's not the flaming washer.
05:46Get yourself out of there. Let me clear you some space.
05:48Oh, give over. I'm doing it.
05:50There's mouse killer and all sorts in there.
05:52It's not mouse, so I guess I'll be all right.
05:53Let me. Come on.
05:54Right, budge over.
05:55Breathe in.
06:00What's that?
06:02Nothing.
06:03Bloody hell.
06:04We're gonna find out anyway.
06:17I'm telling you, he's definitely on to us. He was proper intense.
06:20Did he actually accuse you?
06:21Well, no.
06:22Not as such.
06:23You're just being paranoid.
06:24The guy's got a sword.
06:25If he suspected anything, you'd know about it.
06:27So what did he mean, then?
06:28I don't know. He's unhinged.
06:31I'm supposed to be on lookout.
06:32I've got a computer on my hook.
06:39I was close.
06:51Well Kev's room's clear and all these are full of bibles and old lady gobbins.
06:58Then we need to widen the radius and start thinking clever.
07:02Or you just let me drag it out of him.
07:05It was a joke.
07:06But if we do actually want to be together.
07:08We need to find that bag.
07:11Stick to the plan.
07:15Hey Ted!
07:17Mum not give you enough work to do.
07:20What's that then?
07:22Annios. It's Annios. I took it from her body.
07:24Ah Ted. Listen.
07:25Now you said you promised.
07:27Let me explain.
07:29I found her in the shed. Thrown against the wall.
07:31Now you said that you were going to sort it. That she was going to have a proper funeral.
07:34Yes I did.
07:36Yeah but you just treated her like rubbish. You lied to me.
07:40Easy fella. Don't take that tone.
07:42I know she meant note to you but she was just a young girl.
07:46And this were her daughters and all she wanted was to get home to her.
07:49But you. You you treated her like an animal.
07:52That is enough.
07:53Ah worse of an animal.
07:55You wouldn't do to a dog what you did to her.
07:58It's not stolen. In case you were thinking.
08:01I wasn't.
08:03I've been collecting.
08:05Saving. Spare bits of change.
08:07Emptying pockets before the wash.
08:09It's amazing if you keep it long enough it all mounts up.
08:11Saving for what? I mean if it's something we need.
08:14Yeah we could have all chipped in.
08:15I was worried you'd think it'd be a waste of money.
08:17What was?
08:18Well come on.
08:20A cruise to the Caribbean.
08:22A robot hoover.
08:23Just tell us.
08:25There's this special concert in Leeds.
08:28Jess and Donovan's playing.
08:29Aw.
08:30Teenage heartthrob.
08:31I wanted to get us VIP tickets as a surprise.
08:35Meet and greet.
08:36Goodie bag.
08:37Complimentary champagne.
08:38Well you still can.
08:39I can't.
08:40Tickets went on sale this morning.
08:42I didn't manage to scrape enough together in time.
08:45It wasn't my fault.
08:47She died.
08:48All I did was try and help her.
08:50Boss.
08:51What are you doing?
08:52I'm telling you the truth Ted.
08:54I'm telling you the truth.
08:55We're friends right?
08:56And this is how you show your gratitude.
08:58Please.
09:05I'm sorry.
09:06I'm sorry.
09:08It's just I'm the other.
09:11The whole thing.
09:13Get out!
09:17Out!
09:21You are not yourself Ted.
09:24You are not yourself.
09:25And I get it.
09:27Because you feel partly responsible.
09:29Yes.
09:30Maybe there was something else you could have done.
09:34I asked you for medicine.
09:36Well it was already too late by then.
09:38I am so sorry that you had to go through that Ted.
09:41But I laid her out.
09:43I laid her out all nicely while I made the arrangements.
09:46Here.
09:47Not thrown against the wall.
09:49No.
09:50No.
09:51Someone else must have moved her.
09:52Because obviously I'm going to bury her properly.
09:56You are?
09:57Yes.
09:58But these things don't happen overnight.
10:00They take time.
10:01Where will it be?
10:02Where will it be?
10:03The funeral?
10:04I mean she didn't know anyone except us.
10:08So it should be local.
10:10Yes.
10:11Good point.
10:12So I could come?
10:14I don't know.
10:16You might be working.
10:17I'm having the time off.
10:19I've never asked you for anything before.
10:22I don't matter what it takes.
10:24I'm coming.
10:29Oh God.
10:30Ray do you actually do any work?
10:47Well I'm on a field visit.
10:49Oh.
10:50You seem to have a lot of farm machinery business this neck of the woods.
10:53Well, there's this lovely woman who keeps foisting cakes on me.
10:57What's a bloke to do?
11:00I'm just going to go and speak to my mum. Sorry.
11:03Oh! Hi!
11:06Problem?
11:08I'm having a pattern. If you weren't so distracted by the leg...
11:11Nothing to do with Laurel. The old man found the dead girl.
11:15What?
11:16I had to stick her in the feed shop.
11:18That was stupid, even for you.
11:20Well, she needed movie. He proper lost it when she died.
11:23He was crying like a baby.
11:24You let him make a scene?
11:26Well, I didn't want to punish him. We're one step away from rebellion.
11:29Anyway, I talked my way out of it.
11:31Said we were keeping her in there till the, er...
11:33Well, the funeral.
11:36Funeral? Yes.
11:38And now he thinks he's coming.
11:40I'll feed him some excuse, but, er...
11:44He's dead set.
11:45Actually, you don't need to feed him anything.
11:48Me?
11:49If he wants a funeral, he can have a funeral.
11:51I should have thought of this before.
11:53Hopefully, I am not too late.
11:56Meet me later. Bring the old man and the body.
11:59I will drop you a pin.
12:05Oi!
12:06Service.
12:07Don't oi me.
12:08But, er, seeing as we're quiet, what can I get for you, Kevin?
12:14Well, I'm assuming that's your full name.
12:16Like, Saint Kevin, who lived as a Herbert.
12:18There's a saint called Kevin.
12:20Well, I think there's a saint for pretty much everyone.
12:22My namesake was hung, drawn and quartered for high treason.
12:25Stole me.
12:26Anyway, erm, what about a hot drink of your choice and a muffin for a special price of £5?
12:32Right.
12:33I'll have a, er, um, chamomile tea, please.
12:38You know you don't have milk or sugar with that.
12:40Oh.
12:41So, I can, er, try something new if I want, can't I?
12:44And you keep banging on about how nice it is, so...
12:46I'm glad you listened to my recommendations.
12:49You can go now.
12:52I'll close up.
12:53It's the rules when someone's been off sick.
12:55Read the staff handbook.
12:56There's a staff handbook?
12:57Go on then, chop chop.
12:58Go and get my coat.
13:00It's probably fine.
13:01I just thought you might need saving.
13:03Well, it's very thoughtful of you.
13:04That's my middle name.
13:05It's nothing to do with the fact that you know he's my son then, no?
13:12Moira, it's me again.
13:14Just, er, wondering if you'd sign the contract.
13:16Oh, er, just give me a wee minute.
13:18Er, sorry.
13:20I should have left it till after tea time.
13:22Most stressful part of the day, apparently.
13:24Well, depends if you've got a bottle open.
13:26Oh, don't tempt me.
13:30I, er...
13:33I have to go into town, the dentists.
13:36I can take that lot for you if you fancy it.
13:38Oh, no, don't worry about it.
13:39It's no bother.
13:40I pass at least a dozen charity shops on my way in.
13:43Do you have any preference?
13:45Huh?
13:46Dogs.
13:47Donkeys.
13:48Starving orphans.
13:49No, you pick.
13:50I trust you.
13:51Of course.
13:52Thanks.
13:53Bye.
13:54That's why you were hanging round like a bad smell while I was talking to Lewis about Emma, innit?
14:02You don't want a kid, Kev.
14:03Yeah, I do.
14:04Why?
14:05I take him fishing.
14:07He hates fishing.
14:08Probably.
14:09If it's killing innocent creatures.
14:11Chuck them back, don't you?
14:12He's got a perfectly good dad already, the one who adopted him.
14:15Yeah, well, I hate his blood.
14:16You're also a dying man.
14:18I'm sorry to be blunt, but what is the point in a big family reunion if your heart could seize up any minute?
14:23It's selfish, if you ask me.
14:25Selfish and irresponsible and cruel.
14:27You can't talk to me like that.
14:29I just did.
14:30What are you going to do about it?
14:31Oh, act like a nutter, like you do with everyone else.
14:34Give it your best shot.
14:35You won't scare me.
15:02I thought I were coming to the funeral.
15:04This is it.
15:05The DIY version.
15:06Here?
15:07Your friend Anya didn't have any papers, remember?
15:10She's not entitled to a registered grave.
15:13But you...
15:14I thought we could swing it, Ted.
15:16But it turns out you can have a dead body and nobody cares.
15:21So we are going to do our very best for her.
15:25Give her the send off she deserves.
15:28Yes.
15:29Yes.
15:30Yes.
15:31Would you...
15:32Would you like to pick a spot?
15:33Go.
15:34Here.
15:35This looks good.
15:36227 pounds and...
15:3734p.
15:38It's just like Lydia said.
15:39Sigh.
15:40Sigh.
15:41So how much is she short by then?
15:42I don't know.
15:43I don't know.
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16:29Oh-ho-ho, yes! Right, yeah, what have I got?
16:33150, in me lucky bottle top. She's not having that.
16:37Bet she's not checked soap, eh?
16:45School girl, eh? I knew it. I've got ten pounds!
16:53227.34. Was I right?
16:57Hang on. Oh, well. So is next time.
17:00Yeah, well, we'll probably need it for bills before long, anyway.
17:10I wish things had gone better and worked out the way you'd hoped.
17:16I were glad of you. You were kind.
17:22You looked out for me. I looked out for you.
17:28Not so well as it turned out.
17:33I'm so sorry.
17:36I wish it'd been me that I'd been taken.
17:38I'd been taken.
17:39To each life, some rain must fall, but too much is falling, in mine.
17:44Into each life some rain must fall
17:53But too much is falling in line
17:59Into each heart some tears must fall
18:06But someday the sun will shine
18:10Some folk can lose the blues in their heart
18:16But when I think of you
18:19Another shower starts into each life
18:26So rain must fall
18:29But too much is falling in line
18:37It was lovely, Ted
18:44My pal
18:52My bright shining girl
18:58It's hot, my love
19:05We're closing
19:07I've nearly finished mopping and you're still lingering
19:11OK, what don't you understand?
19:16Lewis might be your biological son
19:18But that doesn't give you a right to play daddy
19:20Yeah, but I am his dad
19:21Not beer if it wasn't for me
19:22It's a shame you didn't have this burning sense of responsibility 23 years ago
19:26Where were you then?
19:27You know where I was?
19:28Prison
19:29Exactly, leaving Emma no choice than to have him adopted
19:32She was the one that grasped me to the old bill
19:34She's the one that got me sent down
19:35No, Kev, you got yourself sent down by being a raging criminal
19:39I wouldn't be surprised if it was you that robbed that pawn shop
19:43Oh my god, and you're wondering why I don't want the lad to having anything to do with you?
19:48It was a one-off, I needed a cash injection
19:50You are immoral and deluded
19:52Yeah, I bet you're only interested in Lewis so that you can train him off as an accountant
19:56Oh, hiya, Kev
20:00What?
20:01Are you talking about me?
20:02No
20:03No
20:04OK
20:05Kev was asking about cleaning work
20:07But I thought you had a dicky ticker
20:08Well, that's just what I said, what are you doing back anyway?
20:10Oh, at the staff handbook, I looked through the driver, I couldn't find it
20:13Don't you think as co-owner I should've?
20:15Oh Kev, you're looking a bit pale
20:17Are you alright?
20:18Mm
20:19Go and get him a chamomile tea
20:21Go on quick
20:25How much do you care? That's the question
20:27Because if you've really got his best interests at heart, you'd leave him in peace
20:32That's what being a proper dad means
20:42Well, you made an old man very happy
20:46He'd be happier if she was alive
20:48He'd be happier if she was alive
20:54What was with the blanket?
20:57Did you have a sudden tender moment?
21:00Untouched
21:01It wasn't sentiment
21:04Hmm?
21:05We just buried a body
21:09Cheers
21:11Cheers
21:13Cheers
21:15The blanket
21:17It was Moira's
21:18She has a body wrapped in her DNA in a shallow grave on her own farmland
21:30And there was me thinking you actually had a heart
21:34What?
21:35She's my neighbour, my business partner
21:37And now, thanks to a ratty old blanket
21:40She's our insurance against ever getting caught
21:43Tonight's trial sounds like a real nightmare for H
21:54See how he does when we head live down under with Anton Deck
21:57The brand new I'm a celebrity
21:59Get me out of here at night
22:01Next on ITV1
22:03It's Coronation Street
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