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00:00Yes! I came out of nowhere. I need a shot.
00:06I'm not having that. You won't. It's too far.
00:09Just admit you're a total loser.
00:11Why don't you get out, Bill?
00:13It's my day off.
00:14Follow me if you're not working today. You can clean the house.
00:17It's like a pigsty.
00:18And Lauren and Peter are due back from their honeymoon any minute.
00:20Don't be too tired to care.
00:30Letter from HMRC.
00:32Oh. Taxman caught up with you, has he?
00:34Jasmine's national insurance number's not legit.
00:38Well, I'm not at all surprised.
00:40From the second I saw her, I knew there was something going on.
00:42Yeah, that's because you were Team Freddy and she helped get in the sand, didn't she?
00:45Listen, she is the iceberg waiting for our Titanic to come floating by.
00:50I mean, don't forget how dodgy she was when we wanted her contact details.
00:54I mean, is she the person she says she is?
00:56Well, no, obviously not, according to that letter.
00:58And you do know that Oscar and I tried to find her online.
01:01Absolutely nothing.
01:02Well, there's loads of reasons people go off-grid.
01:04You know, change their names.
01:06I should know all about that.
01:07Yeah, well, I think that's weird.
01:09I mean, have you not noticed that she never takes any interest in my life?
01:15And she's forever asking what you're writing.
01:17Well, Elaine, that's because I'm a very complex and interesting person.
01:21I mean, you know, you've just got to face facts.
01:23You're just not as fascinating as you think you are.
01:25Yeah, well, you mark my words, darling.
01:28She has an abnormal interest in you.
01:31And that, as we know, is never a good thing.
01:34Alfie, have you seen the earring?
01:44No.
01:45No, I haven't.
01:47Who knows?
01:48So maybe the cat's eating it.
01:50Oh, yeah, that's right, isn't it?
01:51Because cats go around looking for jewelry to eat.
01:53Yeah.
01:54You know, listen, I just want to say, I'm sorry I didn't believe you before, you know, about your tormentor and all that.
02:01But, um, you must admit, it was a bit far-fetched one, eh?
02:05As long as you believe me now.
02:07Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:08Yeah, absolutely, yeah.
02:09I'll tell you what, I'll have a look in the kitchen, see if I can find it, yeah?
02:12Thanks, Alfie.
02:13You're welcome.
02:19So, it's obvious she's looking for her earring.
02:21Please tell me you never told her it was Jean's.
02:24What, you think I'm stupid?
02:25Well, steady, don't answer that, okay?
02:27Girl, listen, I don't know what we're going to do.
02:29She's already got Jean in her crosshairs.
02:31Normally, I'd say no.
02:33Of course it's not Jean terrorizing Zoe.
02:36But, you know, since Stacey's been gone, she's, you know, might be having a bit of a meltdown.
02:42Okay, okay, now, listen, I'll talk to Zoe because she has to know one way or another.
02:48No, I'll do it, all right?
02:49Hopefully, she'll admit to having a vendetta against Zoe and she'll get a bit weepy and that'll be the end of it, yeah?
02:57Yeah?
02:58Yeah.
03:02Come on, Ian, what was the weather like?
03:04Probably the same as here.
03:06Honeymoonists don't worry about the weather, Ian.
03:08You should know that, the amount of times you've been married.
03:11It was just nice for us to spend a bit of time together just us, weren't it?
03:14Yeah.
03:17Is that you, Mum?
03:18Oh!
03:19You're home?
03:20It is.
03:21Oh.
03:22Isn't it home?
03:23Been asked if you run a hoover around the place.
03:25Oh, yeah, well, you should be telling Oscar and Jasmine about that.
03:27I mean, they never pick anything up or put any of their stuff away.
03:30Keep telling them, I'm not their skivvy.
03:33Another one of those messages.
03:35What's this, then?
03:36What's this, then?
03:37The whole honeymoon, we were getting bombarded with these messages and emails about miracle cures for blindness.
03:42Yeah, that'll be your algorithms.
03:43Might get a load about yours.
03:46Just delete it, please.
03:47Yeah, yeah, I will.
03:49It's a medical group just offering some kind of alternative treatment.
03:53And it's actually had some success with kids like Jimmy, so...
03:56Have they asked you for money?
03:57No.
03:58They will, because it's obviously a scam.
04:00Look, there's a lot of scammers out there, Lauren.
04:02Look how Jane lost her pension.
04:03The only person I've heard curing the blind is Jesus, and I don't think your second coming is going to be round here.
04:08Anyway, it's lovely to have you both home.
04:11Yeah, well, if you'd still call it home.
04:13Romeo and Juliet take up a lot of space.
04:15I mean, what do we actually know about her?
04:17She could be anybody.
04:18Oh, said the woman who's employed her for months.
04:20She's just a girl that's down on her luck.
04:22I mean, we've all been there, haven't we?
04:24If she keeps my brother out of trouble, then I do not mind her at all.
04:32Let's go.
04:53We need to swap cars.
04:54We've got something in there.
04:55No, no.
04:56I'm getting it!
04:57No, I'm getting it!
04:58Oh, I'm getting it!
04:59I need to go to our north, Charlie!
05:01I was like, Frank, don't punch the...
05:08That's my bag.
05:10Oh, sorry, I...
05:11Sorry you what?
05:15HMRC said your Nash insurance number doesn't match your name
05:17and I just wondered whether you'd changed it or something.
05:20Hmm.
05:21So instead of arsing her, you thought you'd go for her stuff?
05:24What's your problem?
05:25I was curious, OK?
05:27I just saw your bag and I just thought it wouldn't hurt going through it.
05:32Invasion of privacy? No.
05:34That is rich, coming from the girl I found in my bed.
05:37Are you right in the head, Cindy?
05:38Because I had to see some analyst woman at Young Offenders
05:41and I reckon she could do a PhD on you.
05:43There is nothing wrong with me.
05:45I mean, it's not like I'm stealing anything, is it?
05:48I'm a boss and when I get an official letter, I have to deal with it.
05:50It's a mistake on their end. I'll just call them.
05:52Will you guys please keep it down? I've just got Jimmy to sleep.
05:55She was having a proper route through her stuff.
05:58I had my reasons, OK?
06:00No, not OK.
06:01She didn't leave her stuff hanging around everywhere.
06:03Maybe these things wouldn't happen.
06:07Has she been like this the whole time we've been away?
06:09Like Cruella's evolved into wanting to skin people.
06:13Lauren, you know how you're the best sister in the world?
06:16No.
06:18Jasmine can stay on, can't she?
06:19Has there been any police at the door?
06:24Apart from Uncle Jack?
06:25Cross my heart.
06:26I've been keeping him on the straight and narrow.
06:29OK, well...
06:31I mean, you do seem like a good influence on him.
06:33So, yeah, go on then. You can stay.
06:34Oh, you're the best.
06:36Listen, if Cindy gives you any grief, just let me know.
06:41You know, if you ever snap and kill your mother-in-law,
06:44I'll help you bury the body.
06:45She doesn't mean it.
06:52I didn't know who else to call.
06:54No, yeah.
06:55No, I'm glad you did call me.
06:58Where is it?
07:02Well, do you want me to take it back to mine?
07:05Chuck it?
07:07It was my favourite dress.
07:09You know, when Wilmot Brown did what he did to me,
07:15I burnt everything I was wearing,
07:18so I do get it.
07:22Mine and Ross' anniversary today.
07:24You probably don't remember.
07:26I'd had a massive row with Spencer
07:28and my mate Rosetta had taken me to a line dancing bar
07:31and jeered me up.
07:32I'd done one hip bump with Ross.
07:37Here we are.
07:39I thought you met him through Spencer, though.
07:41Yeah, we did. They were mates.
07:44Well, I'd never seen him dance before.
07:46He's got moves.
07:50You meet a guy,
07:52you fall in love,
07:53you go out of your way to include his kid.
07:55And there's plenty more out there
07:58who've got twisted thoughts
08:00about what it means to be a man,
08:02how to treat women.
08:03Oh, you go looking for creepy crawlies under rocks,
08:06you're going to find them.
08:07They've always been there.
08:10Blokes are blokes.
08:11But they're not all cut from the same cloth.
08:13Of course, I know, I know.
08:16It's just getting harder and harder
08:18to suss out which are the good guys and which aren't.
08:20That shouldn't be something we even have to think about.
08:23Oh, right, yeah.
08:25Yeah, I definitely want to know more.
08:30Wow, that sounds great.
08:32Yeah, nice try, mate.
08:34There's no chance my grand let you watch an 18...
08:36No, I've got to go.
08:37He's already moaning,
08:39complaining that he prefers living at Dad's.
08:41Nice.
08:42Right, before I forget, what was it?
08:43It was milk and...
08:44Bread.
08:45That's it?
08:46Yes.
08:47Right, sweet.
08:48Peter.
08:48Peter.
08:52Let's just say that this...
08:54I...
08:55Especially if it is legit.
08:57I don't know.
08:59Do you know, it's just like we're saying that there's something wrong with Jimmy,
09:02and I don't think there's anything wrong with Jimmy.
09:04He's happy.
09:05He doesn't realise he's missing out on anything in life, does he?
09:08No, I know.
09:09He's perfect.
09:10Yeah.
09:10I guess it's just...
09:14The curse of being a mum, I just...
09:18I'm always thinking of what if.
09:20I just want to do what's best for our kids.
09:23You know?
09:24I do know, but we're doing what's best for our kids, haven't we?
09:27He's got me, he's got you, he's got Louis, a roof over his head,
09:32he's got food on his plate, clothing and love.
09:35OK, I'm going to go.
09:40I've forgotten it again.
09:41Milk, bread, that's it.
09:42Yes, because we're going over your deaths for dinner later, aren't we?
09:45Yeah, OK, right.
09:46I'll be back in a bit.
09:48Bye, I see a bit.
09:56Hi.
09:57Oscar said you were all right with black coffee.
10:00Oh, yeah, thank you.
10:03Sorry.
10:05Just thanks, you know, for sticking up for me earlier.
10:09Cindy can be really intimidating, both in and out of work.
10:13Yeah, well, like I said, if she gives you any trouble,
10:14just let me know, because I would happily help pack her bags.
10:22Oscar said that you and Peter, you started dating when you were our age.
10:26Yeah, it was about that.
10:27And did you always know that he was the one?
10:34Oh, no.
10:35No, not at all.
10:37We've been actually more off than on over the years,
10:40and actually I was with his brother for a bit.
10:45We did just sort of find our way back to each other.
10:49Are you sort of wondering whether Oscar's the one?
10:51Oh, nah, he's all right for now.
10:54Yeah, well, he's mad about you.
10:55He's just mad.
10:57Bedford.
10:58Same as me.
11:01Hey, I'm going to do better at, you know, cleaning up and work to myself and stuff.
11:04Cheers.
11:08Hey, Ross.
11:24You seem a bit flat, mate.
11:26You all right?
11:26What, you thinking of the boy?
11:27Well, yeah.
11:29Nah, sort of.
11:32It's mine and Vicky's third anniversary of the get-together.
11:36Oh, that's nice.
11:37Yeah.
11:38Well, it's been three years since he cheated my brother with you.
11:41Well, that's something to celebrate, I suppose.
11:44Sorry.
11:44Yeah, I'm just, I'm just only joking.
11:47So, what, you're going to plaster some more pictures around the square and all that?
11:51And, hey, how about this?
11:52How about we get your ugly mug on some beer mats and place them all over the pub, yeah?
11:56Yeah, helpful.
11:57Very helpful.
11:58I mean, I had the perfect right to ask if she is who she says she is.
12:05Of course you did.
12:07Have you seen how much they're charging for a double vodka?
12:10We should undercut them.
12:11Oh, never mind about the vodka.
12:13I'm talking about Jasmine.
12:16You know, and I've been thinking about what you said.
12:20You're right.
12:21She does ask me a lot of questions, you know, quizzing me about my family, my past.
12:25Told you.
12:26She wants revenge.
12:29What?
12:31Jasmine.
12:31She's the, um, the girl I ran over.
12:36And she said something, I wrote it down.
12:39It's a line in my film.
12:42She needs to pay for what she did.
12:48She needs to pay for what she did?
12:51Who?
12:53Who does Jasmine think needs to pay?
12:58Who does she need to pay for what she did?
13:00Jasmine.
13:01Jasmine.
13:01Why do you have Dr. Truman's case?
13:05Oh, um, I, I found them on the street.
13:08And I was going to return them to the surgery.
13:12Oscar.
13:13I don't know anything about them.
13:20Look me in the eyes.
13:27We kind of broke into the surgery as a kind of a dare.
13:32We didn't do any harm.
13:33Breaking and entering.
13:34Well, we had the keys on breaking.
13:37It was just a laugh.
13:38It was just a laugh.
13:39Is that what you're going to tell the judge?
13:41It was literally just a bit of fun.
13:42Lighten up.
13:43I mean.
13:44Sorry, are you going to lighten up when he gets sent back to Young Offenders?
13:47I thought you were good for him.
13:48She is.
13:49Well, clearly she's not.
13:51I'm sorry, but you're going to have to find somewhere else to live.
13:56I'm a recovering drug addict.
13:57Do you not know how bad it's going to look?
13:59Say a social worker comes to check on Jimmy and, and, and there's surgery keys here.
14:03No, you're right.
14:03I'm sorry.
14:04I'm sorry.
14:04I should have thought it through.
14:05Yeah, you should have.
14:06Look, I'll give you to the end of the week to find somewhere.
14:09And where's she going to go?
14:10Her mum kicked her out.
14:11She's got no one but me.
14:12Well, you should have thought about that, shouldn't you?
14:13Yeah.
14:19All right, careful, you two.
14:22Those two just nearly mowed me down.
14:24All right, shut up and look.
14:26Shut up?
14:27You are not going to believe what I've just heard in the Vic.
14:30This is Jasmine's phone.
14:33What do you reckon?
14:34You're suggesting we call her mum beyond her back.
14:37I thought you were our biggest fan.
14:39Yeah, well, turns out I'm not.
14:44Oh.
14:49And one for myself.
14:57Okay, good.
14:58You are a problem, Jen.
15:03I don't know how you cope with these cribs.
15:06The more I flirt with the men, the less likely they are to target my female customers.
15:09Oh, I see.
15:10You're doing your bit for feminism, are you?
15:12You're lucky you ain't barred after last week.
15:16Seeing Damon off.
15:17Yeah, well, that's why I'm here.
15:19Say sorry.
15:21Look, I'm trying to work stuff out in my head.
15:25I went too far.
15:26Yeah, you did.
15:27Yeah, all right.
15:28Well, I am apologising.
15:30Even though he was a creep, I can make my own mind up about men.
15:33Thanks.
15:37Drink?
15:39Might as well.
15:41I'll have a gin and tonic, please.
15:43Double.
15:44I don't do anything by halves.
15:46I married a man who beat up his first wife.
15:54He killed her.
15:56Well, might as well have.
15:59Then he killed two more people.
16:01Are you serious?
16:04Yeah.
16:05I refuse to be a victim, Vicky.
16:08Not that anyone ever chooses to be, but...
16:11From what little I know, you really helped Joel.
16:15Didn't you?
16:17Even after he threatened you.
16:19Oh, I loved his dad.
16:21And?
16:21And I wanted to see the good in him.
16:26He's a kid.
16:27I...
16:27I didn't want to give up on him.
16:32If you look at every man and see evil and danger,
16:39then what's inside Joel is one.
16:43It's like me and Grey, my ex.
16:47After I found out everything he'd done,
16:49I could never have gone near another man again.
16:53Men.
16:54You can't live with him.
16:56And you can't live without...
16:59And that's not me being flippant.
17:02That's me...
17:03not cowering in corners.
17:08Yes.
17:10Of course.
17:13She's here. Where's Zoe?
17:19Okay, she's upstairs.
17:19I'll make sure she stays.
17:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:21Just go easy, yeah?
17:22Yeah, you.
17:22Okay, all right?
17:23So, what's so important you couldn't tell me on the phone?
17:26I'll have a bit of lemon while I'm here.
17:28Thanks for coming, Jean.
17:29Well, I nearly couldn't come.
17:31Lily's been...
17:32Well, Lily.
17:33One minute she wants my help,
17:34then she doesn't want my help.
17:36She misses Stacey, but then we all miss Stacey.
17:38And then she's having a go at me for not being Stacey
17:39and that I should keep my opinions to myself.
17:41You know you're always welcome here, don't you?
17:44Well, why wouldn't I be welcome here?
17:46Just saying you are welcome here.
17:48I know, but why say it?
17:50I mean, you come over to us for a cup of tea
17:52and I never say, you know you're welcome, do I?
17:55We're family.
17:56Families should know they're welcome.
17:57It's just a saying.
17:59Unless I'm not welcome.
18:00Zoe's been making comments about me, hasn't she?
18:05I never mentioned Zoe.
18:06No, you didn't need to.
18:08I'm sorry, Kat, but I don't have a nice thing to say about the woman.
18:13She is a nasty piece of work.
18:15There, I've said it and I don't care who hears me.
18:18She's nasty, spiteful, and someone needs to put her in her place.
18:21You don't like her.
18:21I get it.
18:22Don't keep going on about it.
18:23I want to talk about the earring.
18:26What earring?
18:27The earring we found in the pub that you said was yours.
18:30Technically, Stacey's a bit too flashy for me normally,
18:33but wearing them makes me feel a little bit closer to my daughter.
18:39Is that a crime?
18:40No, but we found it in the barrel store after it was vandalised.
18:44And Zoe thinks whoever's earring it is is the one that's been...
18:47Oh, well, if Zoe thinks it, it must be true, eh?
18:50Zoe, Zoe, Zoe.
18:52Because she's always right, isn't she?
18:55She's never put a foot wrong.
18:57You're going to stop me a bit of lemon.
19:01Well, that's that then.
19:03Hmm.
19:04You tell Zoe.
19:08Did Jasmine ask you to meet me?
19:10So Jasmine's her real name then?
19:12Of course.
19:14No, she doesn't know that we've called Jan.
19:17She's been telling us that you threw her out and you want nothing to do with her.
19:20But when we called you, you seemed relieved.
19:23I didn't throw her out.
19:25Jasmine always puts her own spin on situations.
19:29I should have flown back from holiday when she was in hospital.
19:34But what can I say?
19:36I'm as stubborn as she is.
19:39And she told me to stay away from her.
19:44Why'd she tell you to stay away?
19:48I don't want to go into that, but...
19:52Is she in trouble?
19:53Is that why you're called?
19:55I'm not in trouble.
19:57I just...
19:57I can't have any living with me anymore.
20:00My brother is easily led.
20:02And I don't think she's a very good influence on him.
20:05Well, she probably isn't.
20:08Couldn't she come home then?
20:09Live with you?
20:11Look, I wish that things were different, but no.
20:14I can't cope with her lies anymore.
20:17What sort of lies?
20:18I told her to stay away.
20:20You told her to stay away from Walford.
20:22Why?
20:23None of this is good for my anxiety.
20:25Who would she want revenge on?
20:26And she said someone had to pay.
20:28A woman.
20:30You know, don't you?
20:34Jasmine is my daughter.
20:35I love her very much.
20:37But she has a side to her.
20:40A dangerous side.
20:42And when she has a plan in her head,
20:44she'll stop at nothing before it's done.
20:49Like my ex-husband.
20:51He...
20:52His family were...
20:53Oh, no, no, I've said enough.
20:58What about his family?
20:59Are they wrong as two?
21:00Is that why he's your ex?
21:01Thanks for the drink.
21:05Did you hear what she said about his family?
21:07About her ex?
21:09Yeah.
21:09I don't know.
21:10They just sound like trouble, don't they?
21:13Look, I need to go home and tell Oscar this.
21:15Like, right now.
21:15Are you coming or what?
21:18Right, suit yourself.
21:23Mary?
21:28It's Cindy Beale.
21:30Rose Knight.
21:31I think the Fords have found me.
21:36We'll find a place to live together.
21:39With no money.
21:40We'll sort something out.
21:41I know we will.
21:43Shame they don't do different sex prisons.
21:46Surprisingly easy to get arrested and sent down.
21:49You're the expert.
21:50Me and you doing a ten-year stretch
21:54on the taxpayers' cash
21:56in a cell together.
22:00Didn't make a movie about it.
22:02Then they would play me
22:03and then Tom Holland could play you.
22:05He'd just have to dye his hair.
22:07That umbrado routine he did in the corset.
22:12Oscar?
22:14In here.
22:15I want to talk to my brother.
22:21Yeah.
22:22Uh, whatever.
22:23I actually have to pick something up
22:24from the other anyway.
22:26Um, catch you later, yeah?
22:28If you're lucky.
22:30So you've changed your mind
22:32and she can stay.
22:33Of course you have.
22:36Actually, no.
22:37I...
22:37I met her mum.
22:40Without telling her?
22:42Are you so...
22:42That's so what mum would do.
22:44I can't believe you'd break Jasmine's trust like that.
22:46Oh, God.
22:46What was she like?
22:48Is she a looker?
22:48Because women grow to look their mums, don't they?
22:51So she's still a looker.
22:55Listen.
22:56Look, she didn't grow up poor.
22:59And her mum did not kick her out
23:00when she was 18 either.
23:02Her mum said that she was a liar.
23:04And that she's got this
23:05dark and dangerous side to her.
23:07So?
23:11Mum said worse about me.
23:13She's bad news.
23:14See?
23:15We're perfect together.
23:17I'm not you, Lauren.
23:17I've not had a peer I can be on and off again for years.
23:20All I've had is blokes using me and girls
23:21thinking I'm a joke.
23:22I'm not a joke, Lauren.
23:24I know.
23:26Jasmine gets me.
23:27Like...
23:28She really gets me.
23:31I can't explain it.
23:32We just...
23:33We finish each other's sandcastles
23:36and stomp all over them.
23:38You think it's a good thing?
23:40Don't turn her away.
23:43Please.
23:49You've got no proof.
23:51The only proof I'll get is when I'm in a coffin.
23:53I can't risk losing my family again.
23:56We all need to disappear.
23:58Go on the run.
23:58Peter, Gina, Anna.
23:59Have you spoken to your witness protection handler?
24:04Mary?
24:04Yeah, of course I have.
24:06She's on it.
24:07All right, this, um...
24:08This Jasmine,
24:09maybe she's just an employee
24:10who's nosy about her new boss.
24:13I mean, look, she's a teenage girl.
24:14OK?
24:15What teenage girl hasn't fallen out with her mum?
24:17Always a support, aren't you, Ian?
24:19And look where that support's got me.
24:22Look, she is not a Ford, OK?
24:25You jump into the wrong conclusion.
24:27Yeah.
24:28But let's just see, shall we?
24:29Where are you going?
24:30To see Elaine.
24:31Ironically, the only person
24:33who seems to be on my side.
24:35And before you say anything,
24:36it is Jasmine's night off.
24:38And by Jasmine, I mean Jasmine Ford.
24:47No, no, that is where you're wrong,
24:49because it isn't just for America.
24:51Line dancing is massive in Australia as well.
24:53OK, so you knew her for ages,
24:55you saw him dance,
24:57and then you fell in love.
24:58Oh, that was more lust to start with.
25:00Oh, you know what?
25:01If I ever say I want to go line dancing,
25:03just shoot me.
25:04Oh, sorry, Chelsea,
25:05have you not seen Coyote Ugly?
25:08Hypocrite.
25:09Hypocrite?
25:09That is women in front-tight pop-tops
25:11dance on the bar for loads of men.
25:13Yes, OK, but they're not dancing for the men,
25:15they're dancing for themselves.
25:17Oh, it's nice to see you smiling.
25:20Yeah, I think sometimes you forget you can.
25:23Hey, look, you can line dance to any music.
25:27Watch this.
25:27Oh, OK.
25:28All right, here she goes.
25:30Go on, then.
25:31Go on, girl!
25:32Get on, girl!
25:35Anyone join in?
25:38Why do you have to ruin everything?
25:39I don't know.
25:47No!
25:54How are you doing?
25:55You all right?
25:56Yeah.
26:08Before you start,
26:09I'm just having a drink on my night off.
26:12No one's throwing me out.
26:14I'm just trying, it's all right, OK?
26:17I know who you are
26:26and you don't scare me.
26:29I don't know what you're talking about.
26:30Your mum told me everything.
26:34Yeah, me and Lauren.
26:36We saw her
26:37and now it all makes sense.
26:40You spoke to my mum.
26:41Are you mad?
26:42Who do you think you are?
26:43Oh, I know who I am
26:44and now I know exactly who you are
26:47and you are over, Jasmine.
26:48Do you hear me?
26:49You are over!
26:50Ow, ow!
27:20Ow, ow!
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