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00:00Música
00:30Hey
00:30Peace offering
00:37Got pastries
00:39I know you love things that are sweet and buttery
00:43When did you go out?
00:46A few minutes ago
00:47Did I hear you?
00:49Yeah, you were fast asleep in the spare room
00:51You weren't dreaming of other men, were you?
00:54No
00:55You sure?
00:57Can't control our dreams, can't you?
01:00I am only interested in one man
01:02Glad to hear it
01:03Well, you'd best be here because you're a kept man now, aren't you?
01:07I can get another job
01:08Doubt Georgie's going to give you a glowing reference
01:10I don't need one
01:12I can get one fine by myself
01:15Yeah
01:16Yeah, yeah, of course you can
01:18Erm, I'll put the coffers down
01:21Mmm-hmm
01:24Mmm-hmm
01:25Mmm-hmm
01:28What's all this?
01:37These flowers are for you
01:38For me?
01:40Yeah
01:40Call it, they're beautiful
01:42Mmm-hmm
01:43Why?
01:44Because we both have the day off
01:47And because I love you
01:49And because, well, I don't need a reason to spoil you wrong, do I?
01:53Exactly
01:53So I wouldn't argue if I was you
01:56No
01:56Oh, that'll be Mum
01:58Thank you
02:00I've got the whole day mapped out
02:02Oh, you do, do you?
02:05Yes, I do
02:06Yes, I do
02:07Mmm-hmm
02:08Continental breakfast
02:10A little light shopping
02:11Then we're going to have a little spa break
02:13And we are dressing for dinner
02:14Mmm-hmm
02:15Sounds fabulous
02:16Wow, gorgeous flowers
02:19Aren't they just?
02:20Carla bought them for me
02:21And here's me thinking you prefer tulips
02:23Oh, we went on holiday to Amsterdam
02:26So I always bought a tulips
02:28Tulips?
02:31I love my roses
02:33Thank you
02:34Right, I'm ready to go when you are
02:35When you're shopping, anything nice, you know my size
02:37Have a lovely day
02:39Yep
02:39Okay, bye
02:40Yep
02:40Bye
02:41Sorry
02:46Come here
02:49Yeah, everything goes through me now
02:56Well, you could speak to Debbie
03:00But right now, she's on a sun lounger by the pool on holiday
03:03Oh, you don't need to worry
03:06She's still in charge
03:08Still keeping an eye on all the finances
03:09And she won't want any nasty surprises when she gets back
03:12So let's stick to the price we agreed
03:14Pleasure doing business with you two
03:18Yeah
03:19Yeah, thanks
03:21Bye-bye
03:22Hello, you
03:24How you doing?
03:26How's Alfie?
03:27Yeah, it's all right
03:28I've just got a different nursery
03:29Well, that's good
03:30Have you heard anything of Kev?
03:34No
03:34I thought you snubbed me this morning
03:36Jack's back from his football camp
03:39They're heading to the cath
03:40And Kev ignored me
03:42And Jack, he just looked upset
03:43I know things are tough right now
03:45But they'll get better
03:46I just, I don't want to be getting into a custody battle with Kev
03:49And you won't
03:51Trust me, Kev's mouthing off
03:53What are you doing for lunch?
03:57Dunno
03:58A fresh-goes meal deal
03:59Well, you know what?
04:01I've got things running pretty smoothly at the hotel
04:04So I think we can do slightly better than that
04:06I'm not really in the mood for some posh food in a fancy restaurant
04:09Well, me neither
04:10Book and murder a pint and a hot pot
04:12Come here
04:14Hey, yeah
04:20Morning
04:21How are you?
04:22Yeah, not too bad
04:23Dired?
04:24No, I think she's keeping you on your toes
04:26Yeah, definitely
04:27I don't know where she gets her energy from
04:29Hey
04:30Either of you fancy a poker night at mine tonight?
04:33There'll be drinks and nibbles
04:34I can't
04:35Sorry, church business
04:37Yeah, and unfortunately I do not get to do anything exciting anymore
04:40I'm usually in bed by nine if someone will let me
04:43No worries
04:44You can get these from the precinct
04:46This is a top treat
04:47Well, you have to pay for your treats
04:50Why?
04:51How much did they cost?
04:52No, not money
04:53Exercise
04:54Got to burn off the calories
04:55Maybe later
04:57I'll have to keep in shape
04:59Don't want you looking at other men, do
05:01I'm not looking at other men
05:04Good
05:05Glad to hear it
05:08Do you know what?
05:10We should do something after this
05:12Yeah, I'm game
05:14What are you thinking?
05:15Well, why don't we go on a run?
05:17A run?
05:19After what I've just eaten, I can barely walk
05:21It'll be alright
05:22You know, just take it easy, stretch off
05:24What are you doing?
05:26You're like, plying me with pastry and then trying to make me run
05:28But I've just eaten the same as you
05:31Well, yeah
05:32Look, if I tried to run now
05:34I would chuck up before I even got to the end of the road
05:36Alright
05:37That's how you feel, I'll go on me on
05:40Look, why didn't you just wait for a bit
05:42And then we could go together after?
05:45No, no, no
05:45I want some fresh air
05:46I'm going to go now
05:48Hey
05:52How are things at my sister's hotel?
05:55Er, okay, yeah
05:56Good
05:56You okay?
05:58Me?
05:58Yeah, well
05:59Might be none of my business
06:02But Carl said that you had a bit of a run-in with Abby yesterday
06:04Yeah, well, that's my brother
06:07Love stirring things
06:08Don't listen to him
06:09That low life will stab you in the back as soon as look at you
06:13Okay
06:13Hey, I was thinking of having a poker session at mine tonight, if you fancy it
06:17Oh, mate, I'm working tonight
06:19Yeah, sorry
06:19Oh, okay
06:21Maybe another time
06:22Yeah
06:22Sounds good
06:23Alright, mate, I'll see you later
06:24Keep an eye on Carl
06:26I will
06:27Yes, Sarah
06:37Are you serious?
06:43They're at the factory now
06:46Union man or league man?
06:49I played union for a few years
06:51You know, I think it was Will Carling who first drew me to the 15-man game
06:55Let me guess
06:57Um
06:58Fly half
07:00Tight head prop
07:01Ah, yes
07:03Yes, I see that now
07:04It's the, um
07:05It's the thighs
07:07Bye
07:09Oh, goodbye
07:10You, my friend, are an inspiration to a sort
07:14How so?
07:15This letter-writing to prisoners
07:17A selfless act that I can only imagine brings untold joy to its recipients
07:21Not entirely selfless
07:23I find the process therapeutic
07:25When I was, uh, in prison
07:28The occasional letter came as a much-needed metaphorical escape from four walls
07:35Briony Pritchard
07:37Excuse me?
07:38She sat next to me at primary school
07:40Oh, she was lovely
07:41Mousy hair, bright blue eyes, rosy cheeks
07:44I think I can safely say she was the first person to set my heart aflutter
07:48I'm not sure why you tell him this
07:50Her parents emigrated to Australia
07:52They took Briony with them, of course
07:54Still not sure?
07:57We became pen pals
07:57Ah, oh, yeah, ah
07:59Despite being on opposite sides of the planet, we, uh, managed to write to each other at least once a month
08:04We exchanged letters for, I don't know, maybe 20 years
08:08That's so romantic
08:09Indeed
08:09I dared to dream that we might meet again one day, but, um, our correspondence eventually faded and died
08:17Oh, dear
08:18Yeah, sad story
08:20But those letters
08:21So emotional
08:22So full of longing
08:24But, uh, you won't have to worry about that writing to those roughy-tufty criminals
08:30Well, I'm also corresponding with one of the prisoner's mothers
08:34Oh, how interesting
08:36This is nonsense
08:37It's the old thing
08:38I know, I've tried to tell her
08:39But I don't need this, especially today
08:41I've got stuff to do
08:42I understand that, but I'm afraid fraud is a serious matter and we have to follow procedure
08:47Seriously, guys, inside?
08:49Oh, it's coffee break
08:50Oh, seriously, inside
08:52Oh, all right, spoiled thought
08:54Sorry
08:55It's not your fault
08:56What's going on?
08:57Well, your colleague here seems to think that there's been a report of fraudulent activity in my factory
09:02What kind of fraud are we talking about?
09:04Well, that's what I asked and she won't tell me
09:05I've been asked to take Mrs. Conner in for questioning
09:08Who made the report? That's what I want to know
09:10I can't say
09:11Well, I can, it's obvious, isn't it?
09:13Well, who would want to spoil our special day? Can you think of anybody?
09:16I think you should just go with the police officer
09:18Sure it won't take long?
09:20Excuse me, can you move that, please?
09:23No, Kurt, stay there
09:24I only take instructions from Mrs. Conner
09:27Tell him to move the van
09:30What if I don't?
09:31Are you going to arrest me?
09:42Just finished
09:43Just started
09:44Oh, hey
09:46Oh, just started, tempo run
09:47Nothing serious, half an hour
09:49You train for the Weatherfield half
09:51When's that?
09:52January next year
09:53They put on a 5k, a 10k and a half marathon
09:56Do you know what?
09:57I wouldn't mind that
09:58A few marathons
09:59And a few halves
10:00Back in the day
10:01I can help you set up a training plan if you want
10:03Yeah
10:04Yeah, do you know what?
10:06It sounds good
10:06I tell you what
10:07Give me five minutes
10:08I'll drop my gear at home
10:09Then I'll join you on your tempo run
10:10Okay
10:11I'll see you then
10:12In a bit, mate
10:12In a bit
10:13Sorry, Mrs. Conner
10:36I can't get arrested
10:37Who'd feed peanut
10:38Don't worry, it's fine
10:40Right, let's go
10:41No, don't touch me
10:42You need to calm down
10:44I'm sure we can get this
10:45Sort of at the station
10:46I just want to know
10:47Who's been accusing me of fraud
10:48Then I can get it cleared up
10:49In two seconds
10:50Let's get you in the car
10:51You know, don't you?
10:53Go on, bring her
10:53Ask her
10:54It's ridiculous
10:55I swear I'm going to throttle her
10:56I can do it
10:58I'm not too
10:59Thank you
10:59Hello, Carla
11:22Hello
11:24I'm beginning to think
11:26I know a few too many coppers
11:27We go everywhere
11:28You might have to wait a bit
11:30P.C. Davis is busy
11:32She won't be too long
11:33Well, I'll save the time
11:34It was Becky
11:35What's Becky?
11:37Who's been making these allegations
11:38Up against me
11:39And I'll tell you for why, you know
11:40Right
11:41Go on, then
11:44What, because she thinks
11:48That Lisa prefers tulips to roses?
11:50So this is about
11:51Lisa's taste in floristry
11:52I know, I know
11:53That sounds stupid
11:54And doesn't make any sense
11:55But it went something like this
11:56This morning
11:57I've made breakfast
11:58Got her flowers
11:59I've arranged a lovely day out
12:00For us together
12:01Okay, to spend together
12:02With spa and shopping
12:04And favourite restaurant
12:05And then
12:05In walks the
12:07Not so dead ex
12:08And she overhears all this
12:10Then all of a sudden
12:10I'm in a police car
12:11And I end up here
12:12Right
12:14I see
12:15Well, I mean
12:16Let's drop this charade
12:17And let me go
12:17These are serious allegations, Carla
12:20But she's made them all up
12:22I've seen the paperwork
12:23They're pretty detailed
12:24Now, would you say
12:25Becky's a financial expert?
12:27Well, I don't know
12:27Do I?
12:28She faked her own death
12:29She's probably capable of everything
12:30You got a minute?
12:35Yeah, sure
12:36Erm, do you want a tea
12:40Or a coffee or anything like that?
12:41No, I want to get out of here
12:43How was the football camp?
12:58What's it to you?
13:01Has your dad said anything?
13:04Look, Jack
13:05I know things are difficult
13:06But
13:06I still really care about you
13:09Hang on
13:11After you're not at school
13:12Are you skiving?
13:13I saw Hope earlier
13:15I think they've got like
13:16An inset date
13:17Will you just leave me alone, okay?
13:18I don't care about you
13:19And I don't want to talk to you
13:20Hey
13:30I know you're having a tough time
13:32But we both know that Abby loves you
13:33And I'm not sure what you just said
13:34Is helping either of you
13:35Eh?
13:39Right about
13:40He asked me to pop in
13:41Said he might have a job for us
13:42I'm afraid not
13:43But I'll be back soon
13:44I'm so sorry
13:48Issues with the tram
13:50Slight delay
13:51But inconvenient nonetheless
13:53Ah, Ed said that you may have a job for him
13:55Oh, yes, yes
13:56I'm thinking of starting
13:57A small
13:58Book exchange scheme
14:01Here in the cafe
14:02And I wonder if you might
14:03Construct me a
14:04Library box
14:06Oh, you know
14:06Roy, that was a
14:07Lovely idea, that
14:08Yeah, I think I can manage that
14:10No problem
14:10If you could give me an idea
14:12As to the price
14:13Well, actually
14:14I think I've got something
14:14To do the job
14:15With a bit of upcycling
14:16Well, obviously
14:17I'll pay you for your labour
14:19Do you know what, Royce?
14:20It is my contribution
14:21To an excellent community idea
14:23Look, Kit
14:28I know we should probably be careful
14:30What we're saying here
14:30But I reckon Costello
14:31Could have helped Becky
14:32Set this whole thing up
14:33You know, I don't trust either of them
14:34You can go
14:35What?
14:37We're done
14:38What about the allegations?
14:39I thought you made a plan
14:40With Lisa
14:41I want to know
14:42Why one minute
14:43You're ready to give me
14:43The third degree
14:44And the next minute
14:45It's all disappeared
14:45In a puff of smoke
14:46Carla, just go and
14:47Have a nice time
14:48It was Becky, wasn't it?
14:51I can't say
14:52I tell you what
14:55She should be the one locked up
14:56Of course I understand
15:05You can't let Allie down
15:06Not if she's booked something
15:08Look, no worries
15:10Maybe another time
15:11Maybe another time, eh?
15:12All right, bye
15:13Hey, good news
15:17What?
15:18I've cancelled poker night
15:19So we can do something
15:20I thought
15:20Order pizza, stick something
15:23Superhero on cellar
15:24I'm going out
15:26Going out where?
15:29Just down the precinct
15:30With my mates
15:30Oh, you never said
15:32I thought you were playing poker
15:34You didn't cancel for me, did you?
15:37No, of course not
15:38Look, you go
15:39Have a good time
15:40What will you do?
15:43Well, don't worry about me
15:44I'll see you later
15:46Yeah
15:48Okay
15:50See you later
15:51Oh, that is brilliant
16:00So fun
16:02This one
16:03You want to watch yourself, young man
16:05Eva's spoken for
16:06And her fella could lay you out
16:08With one punch
16:09Have you been flirting with her?
16:11No
16:12No
16:12We were just saying
16:15How important it is
16:16To be diplomatic
16:17When you work in hospitality
16:18Like not staring at a guy
16:21With a zit on his nose
16:22That has proper tickled me, that
16:25You okay?
16:28Not really, no
16:28Well, I've just got us drinks
16:30Do you want to go sit down?
16:36Seriously
16:36Are you trying to start a fight?
16:38I'm not the one flirting with the punters
16:40I wasn't flirting
16:41I was just being my normal, nice self
16:43Trying to do my job
16:44Did I miss him?
16:45No
16:45Why would I be flirting with it
16:52When I knew you were walking through the door any second?
16:54It's not that
16:55Then what is it?
16:59I saw Jack in the cafe earlier
17:01He hates me so much
17:03No, he doesn't
17:04I could see it in his eyes
17:06He's...
17:07And he's right, you know
17:08I've messed up his life
17:10His dad's life
17:11Well, it wasn't just you
17:12We both did
17:15Well, yeah
17:16But I still feel bad about it
17:18Why don't we do something this afternoon?
17:22Everything's on track at the hotel
17:23Maybe
17:24Me and you can
17:25Get back to having some fun again
17:27I'm not feeling it
17:28Not after what happened with Alpha
17:29Yesterday afternoon
17:30Hey
17:31You're a good mother, Abby
17:33I see it every day
17:35Everyone knows it
17:36And deep down, Kev does too
17:38Don't doubt yourself
17:40Well, thank you both very much
17:45No worries
17:45See you later
17:46See ya
17:47Bye
17:47It's a brilliant idea, Roy
17:49Well done
17:49Well, I can't claim all the credit
17:52A friend of mine
17:53Has seen a similar scheme
17:55In a cafe near to where she lives
17:57Gee
17:58What, like
18:00Like a lady friend
18:02Who is she?
18:05Nobody you know
18:05I'll just go and store these
18:08Till Ed has finished the library books
18:10Did he justify the question?
18:16Yep
18:16I think he did
18:17I've not finished that
18:20Back in a sec
18:21I'll guard it with me life
18:22She's the one that actually killed a man
18:25Trace, they are, yeah
18:27Hang on, she killed a man?
18:28Yeah
18:28Smacked him on the head with a blunt object
18:30Who was it she killed?
18:32Her boyfriend
18:33Of course
18:34Maybe he deserved it
18:35Are you serious?
18:37So how come she's not in prison?
18:39Er, I don't actually know
18:41Strange thing is
18:43I quite like her
18:44You would
18:45What's that supposed to mean?
18:49Oh, Ryan
18:50Can I ask you a question?
18:52What?
18:53How'd you go about starting a podcast?
18:55You wanna
18:56Um
18:56You wanna start a podcast?
18:58Yeah
18:58Get this
18:59Dog training
19:00People phone in me questions about the dogs
19:02Separation, anxiety
19:03Barking
19:05Pulling on the lead
19:06And I give them advice about how to make it better
19:08I could be sponsored by pet food
19:10You know what, mate?
19:11It's almost a good idea, that
19:12Er, orange and another pint, please
19:17Look, I'm sorry if I was a bit chippy earlier
19:23Oh, don't be daft
19:24I've had worse
19:25Hey, she trying to nip my drink?
19:29Oh, shut up, Trace
19:30I ain't gonna hear your drink
19:31I'm not judging
19:32Addiction is a terrible disease
19:34It's easy to fall off the wagon
19:36Are you two friends?
19:38Honestly
19:38I never know
19:40Oh, she loves me, really
19:42Right, do me a favour
19:43Just keep your distance, alright?
19:45I like banter as much as you
19:46But not today
19:47Well
19:49That's you told
19:50Oh, dear Swain
19:54Thought you'd be relaxing in a spa somewhere
19:56Hmm
19:58Yeah, I should be
19:59Look, we all know Carla hasn't been involved in any wrongdoing
20:03And I don't believe you have enough evidence to warrant holding her
20:05So I think
20:05She's been released
20:06Right
20:08So where is she then?
20:11Oh, we thought she was with you
20:12She was pretty mad when she left
20:14Threatening to sort out your ex
20:16Which would be a shame
20:17As a complaint came from an ex-client of Underworld
20:20Eli Merton
20:21Apparently accused one of her workers of sexual harassment
20:25Carla retaliated by spreading rumours about him
20:28And this is his way of getting back at her
20:30And does she know this?
20:33I'm afraid not
20:34Don't stir it
20:38I don't think that bear need my help
20:41I just don't want to miss it if they kick off
20:43His name was Morgan
20:45Jack Russell
20:46Half blind
20:47Thirteen years old
20:49Limping on three paws
20:50And still attacked every dog he saw
20:52Dog on dog reactivity
20:53Some dogs are just busted for a fight
20:55Most often
20:56They don't be properly socialised
20:57You know what?
20:58You could be really good at this, you know
20:59I know we've had a rough time lately
21:02But
21:03Let's not forget how exciting it was before
21:05I should stop beating myself
21:07What problem is?
21:08I'm dead good at it
21:10You deserve to be happy
21:11We both do
21:13I know what I said yesterday
21:16But I will never give up on Alfie
21:19Oh, that's a shame
21:21He'd be so much better off without you
21:24What did you just say?
21:26Nothing
21:26Why are you even listening to our conversation?
21:31Get a life
21:32Wind your neck in, Tracy
21:33Look, I just think that your boyfriend
21:36Is getting bored of you
21:38Banging on about what a tragic life you've got
21:40When the truth is
21:41You brought it all on yourself
21:42Don't let her wind you up
21:44No, I'm fine
21:45You've got to feel sorry for Kevin
21:47He is a really good dad
21:49Quite frankly
21:50He's the best parent that lad's got
21:52Hey
21:53Since she shacked up with her brother
21:55Poor lad don't stand a chance
21:56Help me
21:59Help me
22:00You bitch
22:12Pipe down, Tracy
22:27Are you just going to stand there, Catch and Flies?
22:30No
22:30She was winding me up
22:31What are you telling me?
22:33Not my monkey
22:34Not my circus
22:35Abbey, out
22:36I'm going to finish my pint
22:41I'll catch you all with you later
22:42And you, Tracy
22:43You're bad
22:44What have I done?
22:46You heard her
22:46On your bikes
22:47Typical
22:49Leave it to the fella
22:50To sort it out
22:51She
22:52Should be on a leash
22:53I think that was a clever continuation
22:55Of a bitch remark
22:56Thanks for clearing her up
22:58Well, that's half the punters
23:01Cleared out in one fell swoop
23:03I may as well take my break
23:05You're a joke
23:08Do you know that?
23:10You can get a job
23:11Get a fella
23:11Walk around as if you're almost normal
23:14But scratch the surface
23:16And you're still the same
23:17Selfish, druggie
23:18That's
23:19No, of course not
23:31It was a made-up report
23:32Sarah
23:34Can I call you back?
23:35Okay, love
23:37Bye, bye
23:37Got your message?
23:40Yeah
23:40I know it was you
23:42I'm going to need a bit more info than that
23:45This little made-up fraud charge you did
23:47You really think that's how you're going to get Lisa back to you
23:51By these childish games?
23:53No idea what you're on about
23:54Oh, you are such a conniver
23:56You love me
23:57Stop
23:58What?
23:58I'm going to get a niche, it might as well be worth it
24:00Oh, do you want to hit me?
24:01It was Eli
24:02What?
24:06Costello just confirmed it
24:07Eli?
24:12Yeah
24:12He couldn't have been
24:14I mean, last time we spoke we were absolutely fine
24:18I gave him 40% off and
24:19Oh
24:22What?
24:23I kind of had lunch with an old mate of his the other day and
24:29And?
24:32Kind of slagged him off a bit
24:34A bit?
24:35Well, a bit of a lot, but not enough to make him go this mental
24:37I mean
24:38Mystery solved then
24:39I'll leave you to it
24:42Looks like you've got a lot of stuff to sort out
24:44I hardly touched it
24:51Yeah
24:52Just like you never slagged off, Eli
24:53What are you still doing here, Tracy?
25:06Did you get a kick watching someone fall apart?
25:08If there's no on the telly
25:10Yeah
25:11You're like, you're blowing to me, lad
25:18You're blowing, lad
25:18It's a black walk
25:19Easy, dude
25:20Is it really?
25:21Face tells a different story
25:22Right, let's have a look
25:24Do you know what?
25:25Not great, but not bad
25:26You'll improve
25:27I'm talking about you, lad
25:28Hey, if you're serious about doing this half-marathon
25:31This won't be a one-off
25:33Oh, right, well, I hope not
25:34I'll tell you what
25:35Let me see
25:35Quick selfie
25:36Because that way, if I post about it
25:38I won't pull out
25:38Ready?
25:40Look at that
25:40Two handsome men, eh?
25:42There you go
25:42Take another one
25:43Work the angles
25:44Gorgeous
25:45There you go
25:45Champion
25:46None of this is any fun
25:49If you actually get upset
25:50Yeah
25:52It's got some chuddy in it
25:56But other than that
25:57It's quite clean
25:58Classy
25:59I think we left classy behind, don't you
26:02When you lamped me in the pub
26:03Well, it's been one of them weeks
26:05I'm a good listener
26:07You're a terrible listener
26:10Oh, yeah, I am
26:12Aren't I?
26:12Who am I thinking of?
26:13All right, well, let's see
26:16Kevin hates me
26:19Thinks I'm an unfit mother
26:20Jack hates me and all
26:22So that's an extra little bonus
26:23I'm out of a job
26:25Carl clearly thinks I'm mad
26:26And I'm starting to believe
26:28I've absolutely no idea what I'm doing
26:29Hmm
26:31Well, I think you're gonna have to look on the bright side
26:35What bright side?
26:38At least you're not fizz
26:39That's well tight
26:41Or Toya
26:42Oh, can you imagine being Toya?
26:45With her placards and her floral blouses
26:48And vegetarian options
26:50Hey, you're not like any of the boring wives around here
26:55At least you've got something about you
26:57Well, the abbey I used to be friends with did
27:00That is a beautiful bit of craftsmanship, that is
27:08Are you handy, Brian?
27:11Only in so much as, um, I live around the corner
27:14Right, you might have refused payment
27:16But you're getting a free lunch, no arguments
27:18Oh, well, no, aren't you, then?
27:20I'll put them in
27:22What do I get?
27:24A free brew
27:25I mean, it's a sliding scale
27:26How about if I alphabetisize them?
27:30A biscuit?
27:30Oh, fair dues
27:31Right, what do you fancy?
27:33Oh, um, I'll just have a tuna salad
27:36I'm trying to be good
27:37Ooh, shall we throw caution into the wind and add a baked potato?
27:40Oh, go on then, go crazy
27:42So, was this your idea then, girls?
27:44No, not us
27:46A mysterious lady friend of Roy's
27:49Lady friend?
27:51Yeah, we were all lady friend when Roy mentioned it earlier
27:55Roy mentioned about, um, writing to some lad in prison
27:59And his mother got in contact to say how much she appreciated it
28:03Might be her
28:04All done, Roy
28:06All done, Roy
28:06Oh, thank you
28:07Oh, thank you
28:07That's very kind
28:09I'm surprised that you're giving your books away
28:12Well, Hayley was a big fan of the whodunits
28:15And I've read them all over the years when I've been unable to sleep
28:19I realise that since I know the identity of the perpetrators
28:24There's little point in holding on to them
28:26Hmm, makes sense
28:28I'm, er, alphabeticising
28:30And sorting according to the genre, I suppose, yeah
28:34Why do you mention this lady friend to me?
28:46I'm here for the gossip, eh?
28:47Oh, look, look, look, look
28:52The back, the back
28:53I thought you said Eva had parked him
28:55She did
28:56It was very dramatic
28:57Fingers crossed for the second round
28:59I can't believe we missed the first round
29:00Do you know what it's like?
29:02It's like a pound shot
29:03Colleen Rooney versus Rebecca Vardy
29:06Are you sure this is a good idea?
29:09Do you think you're going to get any sympathy at home?
29:12With that gorilla Carl?
29:14And if I'm the poor sap who showed you
29:16You're going to cry on
29:17I need a drink
29:18I asked you two to leave
29:20Abby really needs to talk
29:22She's going through something right now
29:24All right, Tris
29:25You tell the world why don't you?
29:27Eva, have you never heard of female solidarity?
29:30I have got this, thank you
29:32We're supposed to be charming the locals
29:33Not slinging them out
29:35What would you like, ladies?
29:37Aw, thank you, Maggie
29:38You're a real breath of fresh air
29:41Oh, do you know what?
29:42I'm going on my break
29:43Sorry about that
29:46She's not a people person
29:48I'll bring your drinks over
29:50Great, uh, red wine and...
29:52Alaban orange
29:53Thanks
29:54Go on
29:55Well, that was a bit of a letdown, wasn't it?
30:00Hmm?
30:00Well, we already had Carla carted off by the police
30:03What more action do you need?
30:04I need all I can get these days
30:06Carla said it was a made-up report
30:08I don't know what's going on with her these days
30:10She hardly comes into work at all
30:11Yeah, and when she does, she can't make a decision
30:13Honestly, you'd be glad you're in packing
30:14People think it's dead simple
30:16But there's seven different types of sticky tape for a start
30:18It's a minefield
30:19What if he does try and go through with it?
30:25Do you seriously think that social services are going to give custody of Alfie to Kevin?
30:30From what I've heard, he's turned number 13 into some sort of poker den
30:35What's Alfie going to do? Deal out the cards wearing a little visor?
30:39Yeah, but with my past, there could be a chance that the courts could side with him
30:43Oh, pull yourself together
30:45Alfie isn't even Kevin's kid
30:48Trust me, all of this is because he's hurting
30:51That's all
30:52I hope so
30:53If I lost Alfie, I really would have nothing left to live for
30:57What's all this about you doing a half marathon?
31:06Well, it's just something me and James decided on our run today, why?
31:09You look very pally in this photo
31:10Not as pally as you and Pete were yesterday
31:15Right, so that's what this is about
31:19It's just a run, Todd
31:20A dirty weekend, get over yourself
31:22Right, I'm going to go and get dressed
31:24Hey, you all right?
31:32Thanks for coming
31:33Yeah, well, the highlight of my day so far has been Tracy and Abby's scrapping at the pub
31:38So, I'm hoping you can beat that
31:39Sorry I missed it, couldn't my day get any worse?
31:42Using humour as a deflection, noted
31:44You were more fun before you had therapy, you know
31:47You all right?
31:48Yeah, I need it
31:49Just a coffee for me, please
31:51What's going on over there?
31:54You've put Jack Kerouac's on the road in the travel section
31:58It's about travel
32:00It's a novel
32:02Based on his own travels
32:06With fictionalised characters
32:08I thought it'd keep him busy, but it's already more trouble than it's worth
32:11Hey!
32:13If you two aren't going to play nicely, I'll have to take your toys off you
32:17Books are not toys, Nina
32:18I'm just trying to inject a bit of levity into the situation, Roy
32:21Ah, eh, right
32:24Unnoted
32:26So I was convinced it was Becky and Ian's wrapping it right
32:31And then Lisa comes in
32:33Oh
32:33Sees me, sees her
32:35And then who looks like the nutcase
32:37And where's Lisa now?
32:38Well, that's just it
32:39Becky played the blind, I mean, she came over all reasonable
32:42And I just thought that Uma Thurman in Kill Bill didn't I, so
32:46She went off Lisa folder
32:49Well, to be fair, it wasn't Becky who made the fraud report
32:52Which kind of does make you look like the unreasonable one
32:57She will have had something to do with it
32:59And being gaslit, Ryan
33:00Maybe
33:01What do you mean?
33:02Oh, thanks for the support
33:04No, right, okay, if it is this Eli
33:05Then maybe she's just taking advantage of it
33:08I mean, she's definitely manipulating you either way
33:10Thank you
33:11But, okay, after my acid attack
33:13I was convinced that when people were looking at me
33:16They were looking at me scars, right
33:18Then after a little bit
33:19I realised, you know
33:21Maybe they're not looking at me scars
33:23Maybe that's just because that's what I was focused on
33:25Maybe they're looking at me for another reason
33:27Maybe they fancy me
33:28You can help
33:29I thought you were mum one of those boomer shopping spa day things
33:34Just to change your plan
33:36What are you up to?
33:38We could stretch for lunch if you want
33:39I was going to go into town to get some new trainers
33:41The soul's come away from this one
33:43But I am skint as a pair
33:45Oh, well played
33:51It's because I'm my favourite child
33:53Wow
33:53And some of this
33:54Lunch would have been cheaper
33:56Thank you
33:58Tell mum I'll see you later
33:59Well dear, love you
34:00Love you
34:01Unbelievable
34:01What do you think it's doing to Betsy's head, eh?
34:06All this
34:07Especially with that mum
34:09In her ear all the time
34:10Sounds to me like you're playing right into Becky's hand
34:13She just makes me so mad, Ryan
34:15Honestly, she's just sniffing around Lisa all the time
34:20With that smug, stupid little face
34:21And her face is falling for it
34:23Lisa loves you
34:24Carla, Lisa's going to choose you every time
34:28And where is she then?
34:30I've been looking for you everywhere
34:46You could try answering your phone, you know
34:51You're a copper
34:53Didn't want to make it too easy for you
34:55But I'm looking at those photos
34:58From that holiday we had in Istanbul
35:01Becky, this has got to stop
35:04What, me loving you?
35:06All of it
35:07Housekeeper's day off?
35:27Housekeeper's day off
35:37Have you come to kick off her boat, have we?
35:39No, actually
35:40I've come to fight her corner
35:42She's really upset
35:44She burst into tears after you stormed off
35:47Oh, sit down
35:49No, I won't tell
35:51Listen, Kev
35:54I've known you my whole life
35:57And I know we're not exactly bezzy mates or out
36:00But you're not a cruel person
36:02She's told me you're threatening to take Alfie off her
36:06I was just trying to shock her into coming to her senses
36:10Sorting herself out
36:12Gallivanting with Carl
36:13Ignoring calls from the nursery
36:15What, and you thought threatening to take a kid away was the best way to go about it?
36:19Well, someone's got to get through to her
36:21Probably not that way
36:22Probably not
36:23You've seen the state of this place
36:25I can barely look after myself these days
36:28Let alone a toddler
36:29I could have easily kicked off when Carla went for me
36:33It reported her
36:34I know
36:35Is she always like that?
36:36Firing potshots at random people
36:38Flying off the handle
36:39I think when we're being stalked
36:41You think that's what I'm doing?
36:46Stalking you?
36:47Well, whatever it is, it's got to stop
36:49Wait, Becky
36:53Becky
36:54I'm sorry about what I said before
37:12I think the half marathon's a really good idea
37:15Yeah?
37:16Even if I'll be training with a fit PT like James?
37:18They're all fit, aren't they?
37:20Won't get many clients if they weren't
37:21Well, there's no need to get jealous
37:22As the, er, great walrus of love Barry White wrote
37:27I love you just the way you are
37:28Actually, it was, er, Billy Joel wrote it
37:30Barry White just covered it
37:32You're right, they'll know it all you, aren't you?
37:34Good job I love every little lump and blub blub blub
37:36Get off
37:36I'm only messing about
37:38I'll tell you what
37:40Why don't you do this half marathon with me?
37:43We don't want you getting a spare tyre
37:44That's a hard, no
37:45It's my idea of hell
37:47You wanted to go for a run this afternoon?
37:49Yeah, I'll go for a run
37:50I just don't want to do it next to a bunch of people
37:51Dressed as cartoon animals
37:53Anyway, you don't want to go for a run with me now, do you?
37:55You've just been with James
37:56Oh, no, no
37:57I need the practice
37:58Come on, put your running gear on
38:00Yeah?
38:01Let's just look at 5k
38:02You can't stay away from me today
38:13I've, er, been to see Kevin
38:16Er, what's she doing here?
38:19I'm doing Abby a favour
38:21Well, that's her laugh
38:22It wasn't long since you were blackmailing us both
38:24He didn't mean it about Alfie
38:26He only said that to try and shock you into taking better care of him
38:30I am doing my best
38:31Don't tell me that
38:32Tell him
38:33Anyway, he's dropped the whole idea
38:35Not that he had any intention of going through with it in the first place
38:39No need to thank me
38:41Thank you?
38:42I could kiss you
38:43Er, no, Tar
38:44I know where you've been
38:47Bye
38:50This might be the kick up the backside that I needed
38:57Where are you going now?
38:59I'm gonna get Alfie
39:00From now on, everything's gonna be different
39:02Me, you and him
39:03We're gonna be a proper little family
39:05Terrific
39:13How about a couple of knock-knock jokes, eh?
39:18Listen, you're fine
39:20I just feel a bit meh
39:21Maybe a dirty limerick?
39:23Oh, that brings back memories
39:24Eh?
39:25My auntie Janine had a summer cottage there
39:28Where?
39:29Limerick
39:29What were you talking about?
39:34She managed to do in two seconds what I failed to do in half an hour
39:37Mackie, there's no tonic
39:39You know where they are?
39:40Blimey, look at the state of you
39:46What have you come in for?
39:49A drink or a defibrillator?
39:515k
39:52Oh, come on, please
39:53We've just done once around the red rack
39:55It's a big rack
39:56And so are you
39:57But I don't go on about it
39:58Need a lager
39:59Too right
40:01You've a look of John Mills and Ice Cold and Alex
40:04I'll tell you what
40:05Will you make that too, please?
40:06And do you want to drink, girls?
40:08Oh, go on
40:08I'll have a G&T
40:09I'm feeling fancy
40:10Oh, yeah
40:10Same for me, thanks
40:11Get a shift on those tannics, Eva
40:13I don't like to keep my customers waiting
40:16Excuse me
40:18Oh, so, erm, what is all this in aid of?
40:23Getting fit
40:24Well, you wouldn't catch me in a gym
40:26People have heart attacks in gyms
40:29When have you been near a gym ever?
40:31Exactly
40:31And I'm strong as an axe
40:33I need to be with him
40:35I've just realised that I can't rely solely on my sparkling personality anymore
40:39He's trying to talk me into signing up for a half marathon, really
40:43Well, I mean, talk is cheap
40:45We're both entered
40:46What?
40:48Yeah
40:48You know, I signed up online
40:50And, er, the best thing is
40:52We're raising money for an M&D charity
40:53Oh
40:54And, see him
40:55Oh, that is so wonderful
40:56Oh, I could hug you
40:59But I've just washed my hair
41:00Well, you're always saying you want to do more for him
41:01After we were so brilliant with Paul
41:03So, you know
41:04Two birds, one stone
41:05And the best bit is
41:06Now you can't get out of it
41:07Hey
41:14Hey
41:15I did text you
41:16I was going to get cracking on with some dinner
41:18But there's very little to work with
41:20Which is why I picked something up
41:22I thought we'd go healthy
41:23Oh
41:25Then I decided that was a terrible idea
41:28So it was dirty burgers and posh wine
41:30Hmm
41:31Result
41:32Hey
41:34Hey
41:35Look
41:38I, er
41:39I thought you'd be mad at me, you know
41:41For going after her
41:42But I just don't want to cause any more trouble for us, Carla
41:44I know
41:45I know
41:45I know
41:45I know you'd be mad at me
41:46Because I went off at her
41:48But
41:48I don't know
41:49I think that's what she wants
41:52I mean
41:52To wind me up
41:53And push my buttons
41:54Yeah, well I told her to leave us alone
41:56Did you?
41:59Yeah
41:59I'm very sorry
42:03I let it ruin today for us
42:04No, you didn't
42:07You didn't
42:09Anyway, you've salvaged it
42:12With dirty burgers and wine
42:13I just need to
42:17Keep telling myself
42:18That this situation
42:19Is not going to be forever
42:20She's going to be gone soon
42:21And
42:22I just need to keep a lid
42:24On this awful temper of mine
42:25But I'm telling you, baby
42:27It ain't easy
42:28Come here
42:30Sir's now demanding a bubble bath
42:48So
42:48That might be some time
42:50No worries
42:51Yes, mate
43:11It's Carl
43:11Well, that's why I'm calling
43:14I'm missing Deutschland
43:17Yeah, things haven't really worked out here
43:20So
43:22If you can keep an eye out
43:23For any little flats
43:24Somewhere central
43:25Are you serious?
43:29You still live in the same place?
43:32Mate, that would really help
43:33Till I find somewhere
43:34No
43:36No, um
43:37It'll just be me
43:39Flying solo
43:41Alright, cheers, mate
43:44Thank you
43:45Thank you
43:47¡Gracias!
44:17¡Gracias!
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