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00:00Tres años de edificio para esta mierda.
00:26Yep, $200,000 in debt
00:30And now you get to film another shitty pilot presentation
00:32For another fucking house flipping show
00:34God, what a fucking loser
00:42Kill me
00:56Hello?
01:04Hello?
01:15You're too late
01:16I already solved it
01:19You scared me
01:21There's no reason to be scared
01:22There's always another home right around the corner
01:25Just waiting to be flipped
01:26I'm Tripp Ingold
01:28And you must be Wes
01:30Yes
01:31Look at you
01:35Yeah
01:37You got a really good energy about you
01:39You seem like a real professional
01:41Oh, right, yes
01:43I brought my transcript
01:45Per your request
01:46And then also my degree in cinematography
01:48There's no need
01:49I already called the university and vetted you
01:51I'm sorry to be such a stickler on the hiring process
01:54But professionalism is very important to me, Wes
01:57How do you feel about it?
02:02Uh, about what?
02:05Professionalism
02:06I'm, uh, for it
02:10I think it's the single most important quality a human being can possess
02:14I think the lack of it is the reason our society has gone off the rails
02:17Don't you agree?
02:17Uh, yeah
02:20Uh, totally
02:21Of course
02:22Permission to hug?
02:23Okay
02:23Coming in anyway
02:24Okay
02:25Okay
02:25I hope you're ready to get going
02:27Because we are gonna make magic
02:29The first scene for the pilot of the greatest house flipping show ever made
02:34Flipped and sold with Tripp Ingold
02:36Okay
02:37Are you rolling?
02:39I'm rolling
02:39Okay
02:40That's a problem
02:40Because I know you're not rolling
02:41I know this camera
02:42And when it's rolling
02:42The red light is beeping
02:43And it's not beeping right now, Wes
02:44Uh, no, no
02:46You're not rolling, Wes!
02:47Look!
02:48Look!
02:49Look!
02:49I'm rolling
02:50Look, the red light is on
02:51Just take a look
02:51You're lying
02:52You're lying to me
02:52I swear
02:53Take a look at it
02:54Man
02:54I don't see it
02:59I don't
03:04I got you!
03:05I got you!
03:06Yeah, I know
03:07You got me
03:08Professionalism, Wes
03:09The single most important quality
03:11Followed closely by
03:13A good sense of humor
03:15Okay
03:17You're alright, Wes
03:19I think this is gonna be a good day
03:41You know, you did a really great job
03:55Filming that intro back there, Wes
03:57Oh, uh
03:59Thanks, man
04:00Oh, 100%
04:01Total pro
04:01Are you gonna tell me how I did?
04:10Um, I thought you were great
04:14Really?
04:15Yeah
04:16That means so much coming from you
04:17I really want to get this right
04:19So many of these house flipping shows
04:21They're just janky, you know
04:23And not just the filmmaking
04:24The flips themselves
04:25They're downright unethical, you know
04:27They ignore the fundamental issues of the homes
04:29The plumbing
04:30The electrical
04:31And they think, what?
04:32Could you slap some 22 cent subway tile on it
04:35That it's a good flip?
04:36I don't think so
04:36I don't think so
04:38Yeah
04:39Uh, yeah, totally
04:41Yeah, you get it, man
04:42You're so great
04:43So, I think now would be a good time
04:46To get some B-roll
04:47You know, I see this as the second part of the pilot
04:49Where some kind of funky music's playing
04:51And I'm explaining to audiences
04:52That we're headed off to a remote section of the woods
04:55We're gonna see this dilapidated
04:57Kind of creepy home
04:58Which, spoiler alert
04:59Of course is gonna be somebody's dream home
05:01But right now, it's like
05:03Almost looks like a place you get murdered in
05:05You know
05:06Uh
05:07So yeah, look around
05:08Get some stuff
05:09Uh, okay
05:09That's just some tools of the trade
05:15I like to carry a shovel to
05:16Dig into the foundation
05:18Make sure it's solid
05:19Right
05:21Um
05:21And the, uh
05:24With the plastic tarp
05:26You ask a lot of questions
05:30Well
05:32Like you said
05:34I'm a professional
05:35Plastic tarp
05:39Is for some painting
05:40We're gonna do
05:41Also
05:43Occasionally find some
05:44Dead vermin underneath the house
05:46And plastic's always good
05:47For carrying out bodies
05:48That
05:52Makes sense
05:53Yeah, totally
05:54Um
05:56Yeah
05:57Um
06:02Could you remind me
06:03Again
06:04Where we're going?
06:05Yeah, it's just, uh
06:06About 20 minutes up ahead here
06:07We're getting there
06:08Right
06:09And, um
06:12What
06:13What's the address?
06:14Why do you need the address?
06:17I'm just
06:17Uh
06:18Curious
06:19You're a squirmy little bugger
06:23Look at you
06:23You're shaking over there
06:24Yeah
06:25I, I, I
06:26Think I
06:27I think I need to go to the bathroom
06:28Oh, well
06:29There's not many rest stops out here
06:30Not much of anything
06:31But, you know
06:31You can just wait
06:32Until we get to the house
06:33I'm, I'm just not
06:34I'm not sure if I could hold it
06:35Well, it's really close
06:36You're fine
06:37Right
06:37It's, it's number one
06:38So maybe
06:39Maybe you could
06:40Pull over
06:41Real quick
06:41And I can just
06:42No, there's no shoulder on the road
06:43I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you
06:44I know
06:44I just
06:45I just
06:45I really
06:46I really
06:46Really
06:47We gotta go
06:47This came on kind of suddenly
06:49Yeah, man
06:49I don't know
06:50I just
06:50I can't
06:52I don't know
06:53Can you
06:53Can you pull over please
06:55No
06:55I can't do it
06:56Because it's dangerous
06:57How do you
06:58No, please stop
06:59I just really gotta go
07:00How do you open this thing
07:01Fuck
07:02Fine
07:02You gotta go
07:03You gotta go
07:04Not very professional, Wes
07:09Jesus
07:12Alright
07:16So real bummer, Wes
07:28Not only
07:32Is this unprofessional
07:34It's downright anticlimactic
07:38I mean, I spent a lot of time
07:42In that house
07:43It's a
07:45House of horrors
07:47The likes of which
07:50We haven't seen since
07:51Climax of
07:52Home Alone 2
07:53Oh, no
07:56Please don't tell me
07:59You're gonna make it this easy
08:00It's okay
08:04It's okay
08:06This is just a little confusing
08:08It's all
08:08I mean, I'm confused
08:11You know
08:11It's all happening
08:14A lot faster
08:16Than it normally does
08:17I mean
08:20Part of me wants to stretch it out
08:23You know
08:24Like
08:24Put you around a little bit
08:27I can chase you some more
08:28But also
08:30Another part of me is like
08:31This feels kind of sad
08:34Please
08:36Please, I just
08:37Yeah
08:43That's sad
08:45I think I can do this all over
08:54Play my calendar tomorrow
08:56Find someone else
08:59A little more professional
09:01Oh my god
09:12Didn't even come close to using you
09:14Sorry, PF
09:16Not your night
09:17Maybe it's me
09:22Maybe I'm getting rusty
09:24It's on to me so quickly
09:26Too many clues in the back seat maybe
09:30I wonder if I
09:32Put the tarp
09:34Yeah, just the tarp
09:36In the back
09:37And then save the shovel
09:38The big reveal of the house
09:40Might be a
09:42Yes
09:59Thank god
10:00Step away from the car
10:02Thank god
10:03Thank god
10:04Hands on your head
10:07Yes
10:07You got them more
10:07Yeah, but look
10:08Look what happened
10:09Look
10:10Look
10:11Hands on your head
10:12Yes
10:13We got a male
10:1420s
10:16Unconscious
10:17He's not unconscious
10:18He's dead
10:19It's my sweet lesson
10:20That man killed him
10:22Oh god
10:24He's in the woods
10:25And he's getting away
10:26Get down on the ground
10:27Right now
10:28You don't understand
10:28On the ground
10:28On the ground
10:29Now
10:30Okay, alright
10:31Okay, okay
10:31You guys are great
10:33You're great
10:34And you're very in command
10:35And you're doing a great job
10:37But you're missing one
10:37Very important thing
10:39There is a man
10:40A killer
10:41Who killed
10:42My friend
10:43And he is in the woods
10:44Who are you talking about, sir?
10:46I don't
10:47Know
10:48Okay
10:49I'm sorry
10:50I'm just so stupid
10:51I don't get his name
10:53Tell us what happened
10:55Step by step, sir
10:56Okay
10:58But it's really scary
11:00There was a man
11:04He was a bad man
11:07But he didn't seem like it
11:08He was a little weird
11:10And hyper
11:11But he seemed harmless
11:13And he hired me
11:14And Wes
11:15My filmmaking partner
11:16To film
11:17This pilot
11:19For this really
11:20Interesting new
11:22House flipping
11:23Type show
11:24You know
11:25And he had
11:26A cool take
11:27It was like
11:28Integrity
11:30And professionalism
11:31And
11:32Sir, please
11:33Get to the point
11:34Yes
11:34I'm sorry
11:36It's so
11:37So are you okay?
11:42I feel like
11:43I'm in a horror movie
11:44Is this real?
11:46Are you even real?
11:46I'm sorry
11:48I'm sorry
11:49He put us in the car
11:52And he drove us
11:52Out into these woods
11:53And there was like
11:55All these weird things
11:58Started happening
11:58Like I looked at the back
11:59And there was a shovel
12:00And there was a plastic tarp
12:02And then
12:03I looked at Wes
12:05And I was like
12:06This is weird, right?
12:07And then
12:07Wes is really smart
12:10And he was like
12:10Sir, I have to go to the bathroom
12:12And these guys were like
12:13No, you can't go to the bathroom
12:14We're almost to the house
12:15And Wes was like
12:15I really have to pee
12:16And he's like
12:17No
12:17And so Wes just
12:18Bolted out of the car
12:19And he ran in that direction
12:21And I ran in that direction
12:22And the guy
12:23He just chased Wes instead
12:25And he killed him
12:26And he
12:27And I feel guilty
12:29That I'm alive
12:30And he's not
12:31But
12:33But then I got
12:35But wait, wait
12:36I'm not finished
12:37Hold on
12:37That's when I got really brave
12:39And I jumped on his back
12:41And I whacked him with a shovel
12:44Like two times
12:44Really hard
12:45And he started wobbling
12:46And he was like
12:46Get up
12:47Okay, okay, okay
12:48Stay down
12:49Stay down
12:50Right
12:51But he was wobbling away
12:53And so I said
12:54I just gotta grab Wes
12:55And put him in the car
12:56And take him to the police
12:57And that's when you showed up
12:58Why didn't you just call us?
13:01Because there's no cell phone
13:03Get her hands out of your pocket
13:04Stop yelling at me
13:06Like I'm the bad guy
13:08I'm the good one here
13:10The bad guy is out in the woods
13:13And you are wasting your time
13:14Here with me
13:14I promise you
13:15I'll stay here
13:16I'll be a little
13:17Well-behaved nugget
13:18So have you used any substances?
13:20No, I haven't used any substances
13:21Please
13:22One of you
13:23I'm begging you
13:23You
13:24Or you
13:25Go in the woods
13:26He could be out there
13:29Please
13:31Go check it out
13:34Thank you
13:36Sir
13:36Thank you
13:37On the ground
13:38And just wait here
13:39Yes, okay
13:40I will
13:40He's wearing a black button-up shirt
13:43And silk black pants
13:44Well, take care of it, sir
13:46Make sure you get the right one
13:48Good at your job
14:14And kind, too
14:15I hope your friend's doing okay out there
14:19This guy is really dangerous
14:22I mean, I think he could be a
14:23An actual serial killer
14:25The poise
14:27The charisma
14:29He's just a real professional
14:32Please be quiet
14:34Sorry
14:34Copy
14:40Is that backup calling in?
14:45Sorry
14:46None of my business
14:48Good thing for backup, though, right?
15:07Did you always know you wanted to be a cop?
15:08That's personal
15:11I'm sorry
15:12I'm just curious about the whole process, you know?
15:16It's such an important job
15:18You've got to be really good at it
15:20So, do they vet you?
15:21Is it like a really long school?
15:24Can anybody become a cop?
15:27You have so many people's lives in your hands
15:29You know, it's like airline pilots, you know?
15:31You're just like
15:31Okay
15:33He's flying us around
15:35I hope he's competent
15:36I know I'm talking a lot
15:54Just two more quick things
15:55First, I'm so sorry I was such a crazy person earlier
15:58I'm together now
15:59And secondly
16:00Thank you
16:02Thank you for showing up
16:04And being so good at your job
16:06There's no one out there
16:07Yeah?
16:09Yeah
16:10But I did find some blood
16:12And some evidence of a scuffle
16:14For sure
16:14So
16:15Let's not lie about that
16:17Not lie?
16:18Wait, you think
16:18You thought I was lying?
16:21We don't know what happened here, sir
16:22Sir, all we know is that
16:23We found you dragging a dead body
16:25In a sheet of plastic
16:27Headed towards your car
16:28It's his car
16:30Not my car
16:32Yeah, okay
16:32But you're the only person out here
16:34And we have a responsibility to go
16:36With only the evidence we have
16:38So
16:39Wes?
16:41Wes!
16:42You're alive!
16:43Easy, easy
16:44Back away, sir
16:45Back away
16:46Sit down
16:47You okay?
16:49You okay?
16:50You're okay, buddy
16:51You're okay
16:51Sir, we need you to be quiet
16:53So that we can ask your friend some questions
16:55Slowly, slowly, slowly
16:56Slowly, slowly
16:56Take it slow
16:57Take it slow
16:57Okay, sir
16:58We got you
16:58We got you
16:59We got you
16:59We got you
17:00Easy breaths
17:01Easy breaths
17:02Okay
17:02Sir, are you okay?
17:08I don't
17:09I don't know
17:10I
17:10I don't
17:11Sir, I'm a police officer
17:13I'm here to help
17:15I can't
17:16I'm sorry
17:17I can't really
17:18See you
17:19Who are you?
17:20I'm a police officer
17:21I'm here to help
17:22You are?
17:24Yeah
17:24You are?
17:25Yeah
17:25You are?
17:26Oh my god
17:27Oh my god
17:28Thank you
17:29Thank you
17:30Where is he?
17:31Where is that horrible man?
17:33Which man?
17:34Which man?
17:34Who are you talking about?
17:35The killer
17:36The killer
17:37He's wearing a black button-up shirt
17:40With some black pants
17:41And he's so fucking evil
17:44He's so evil
17:46He said he was a real estate agent
17:50And he wanted to make a video
17:51For some stupid fucking house show
17:53And then
17:53He chased me into the woods
17:56And then
17:56He tried to kill me with a shovel
17:58Okay, okay
18:01Alright, sir
18:02Oh, wow
18:08That's a lot of blood
18:10Oh, shit
18:16We need to get him to a hospital
18:17Okay, alright
18:18Wait, wait
18:18You're not finished questioning him yet, though
18:20No, no
18:21Get him to the hospital
18:22Take him in
18:23I got him
18:24Here we go
18:25Follow me
18:26Sir, sir
18:27We need you to back away
18:27You're okay
18:28Okay
18:29Okay, come on
18:30Come on
18:31Come on
18:32It's okay
18:32Sir, follow us to the hospital
18:34Okay?
18:35Yes, and then we'll continue the question
18:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
18:58Are you serious?
19:05Sir
19:05Sir
19:06Sir
19:07What are you doing?
19:08Get back in the car
19:09Follow us directly to the hospital
19:11I have to talk to you about something
19:13Get back in your car
19:16It's going to be a bit of a car?
19:17It's going to be a bit uncomfortable
19:18It's going to be a bit uncomfortable
19:18But it's very, very important
19:20I don't know
19:20It's your turn, man
19:21We don't have time for this
19:23Is he kidding me?
19:23No
19:23We have somebody
19:25I know
19:25Get him to the hospital
19:26Go ahead
19:27Go ahead
19:27Go fire
19:28I'll go check
19:29Yeah
19:29Oh, okay
19:30I mean, we've got to get there
19:31Yeah, I know we've got to get there
19:33Come on, man
19:33God damn it
19:34Sir
19:35What are you doing?
19:36Thank you
19:36You have to follow us to the hospital
19:38Turn around here so we can turn around
19:41No, no, no, no
19:44What I wanted to tell you is that you're incredibly unprofessional
19:56You guys should not be letting people like me go
20:11It's so disappointing
20:14You're supposed to protect us
20:16I don't know
20:23Maybe it's me
20:25Maybe I'm just getting old
20:28Is excellence not a thing anymore?
20:35It's like all we're shooting for is just a B-
20:39Everybody gets a trophy, you know?
20:45Sure, everybody gets a trophy
20:46You get a trophy
20:49You get a trophy
20:51Everybody gets a trophy
20:54Oh, right
20:58Oh, right
20:58I don't know
20:59No
21:00Oh, right
21:00I don't know
21:02I don't know
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