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A British HOT comedy about a doctor, a bevy of beautiful women and their problems. Can the overworked and over-titillated doctor help his patients while resisting the urge to help himself?
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00:00:00I'll be right back
00:00:30I'll be right back
00:01:00Is that the way
00:01:02You mean to say goodbye
00:01:07The things we've had
00:01:13Were they so bad
00:01:17I won't regret
00:01:21And won't forget
00:01:27The way you smile
00:01:32The way you walk
00:01:37Please stay a while
00:01:42With me and we can talk
00:01:47One minute more
00:01:51Is all I'm asking for
00:01:56And if you feel
00:01:58You still must go
00:02:01Then leave me with you
00:02:05The way you smile
00:02:14The way you walk
00:02:19Please stay a while
00:02:23And we can talk
00:02:25I'll say the things
00:02:31That love embrace
00:02:35Put it to us
00:02:40The way I feel
00:02:46Come here to me
00:02:51I know you'll see
00:02:55That breaking of me
00:03:01Is only breaking hearts
00:03:06Just sit right there
00:03:10Your favourite chair
00:03:14I'll close the door
00:03:17And we can talk
00:03:19Once more
00:03:22Once more
00:03:27Case history number 2310
00:03:33Marion
00:03:35Left home at 17
00:03:36After an incident
00:03:37With her stepfather
00:03:38Whom she claims insisted
00:03:40On tucking her up every night
00:03:41Even though he knew
00:03:43That she liked to sleep
00:03:44In the nude
00:03:45Eventually of course
00:03:46The inevitable happened
00:03:47And tucking turned into
00:03:48Sexual intercourse
00:03:51She first came to see me
00:03:52Two months ago
00:03:53Since the incident
00:03:54With her stepfather
00:03:55She's been unable
00:03:56To enjoy a normal
00:03:57Sexual relationship
00:03:58On her previous visit
00:03:59She's been morose
00:04:00And somewhat reluctant
00:04:01To discuss the matter openly
00:04:03Today's appointment
00:04:04Is for 3.30pm
00:04:11You seem much more relaxed today, Marion
00:04:18Mmm, I feel it
00:04:20In fact, I feel marvellous
00:04:22Good
00:04:23Does that account for your clothes?
00:04:24Oh, I hope you don't think
00:04:26No, no, you look extremely attractive today
00:04:29In fact, you have a beautiful body
00:04:31Thank you
00:04:32And now, are you learning to use it?
00:04:35To attract men, do you mean?
00:04:36Yes
00:04:37Does that thought excite you?
00:04:38Of course
00:04:39Well, I always used to do it with David
00:04:42Your stepfather?
00:04:43Yes
00:04:44He took a great interest
00:04:45In my netball practice
00:04:46I was on the team
00:04:48And he was my coach
00:04:49He'd spend hours
00:04:50Making me bounce around the courts
00:04:52To improve your game?
00:04:53No, to watch my boobs bobbing
00:04:55Oh, I see
00:04:56Mmm, so did David eventually
00:04:59Well, one day I didn't put on a bra
00:05:01And, well, as you can see
00:05:03I'm fairly
00:05:04Quite
00:05:05Yes
00:05:06Well, I always take a hot shower after practice
00:05:10And I ran into the shower room
00:05:13Took off my clothes
00:05:14And there was David
00:05:16Already under it
00:05:18It was a terrible experience
00:05:20He attacked you?
00:05:21No, he was having a cold shower
00:05:24We eventually warmed it up together, of course
00:05:27Oh, that's all
00:05:28Well
00:05:29David said that we finished the geography
00:05:31And moved on to biology
00:05:33But she wasn't having it
00:05:34Well, there was an awful scene
00:05:37And David ended up saying that I had led him on
00:05:42And mum telling me to leave home
00:05:44This had a severe effect on your sex life?
00:05:47It had a severe effect on my whole life
00:05:50I had nowhere to live
00:05:52Yes, I realise that
00:05:53But it made you sexually reticent
00:05:56Yes
00:05:57I just couldn't get it together with anyone after that
00:06:00Why was that, do you think?
00:06:02When you get thrown out of your own house for having sex there
00:06:06It makes you a bit shy of having it anywhere, doesn't it?
00:06:09Well, when I eventually found a flat
00:06:11And the landlord suggested a little something in advance
00:06:15Well, I slapped his face
00:06:17The only he wanted was the rent
00:06:19But other men tried
00:06:21Oh, yes, I had lots of boyfriends
00:06:23Oh, we could go out dancing or out to dinner
00:06:27The first couple of dates were okay
00:06:29But eventually, of course, they expected me to supply the dessert
00:06:33When it came to it, I just froze
00:06:38Well, it sounds a bit dramatic, doesn't it?
00:06:42No, not at all
00:06:43Anyway, they all thought I was just a frigid tease
00:06:47And I lost them all
00:06:49You wanted sex without involvement?
00:06:52Yes
00:06:53I had a dream
00:06:55Well, not a dream, really
00:06:57Since I used to think about it more during the day
00:06:59No, more of a fantasy, I suppose
00:07:02That I would meet a man
00:07:04A beautiful man
00:07:06And at that first meeting
00:07:08Without knowing anything about him
00:07:10And the possibility of never meeting him again
00:07:13Having really great sex with him
00:07:16I can see from the look on your face, Marion
00:07:18And from your mood today
00:07:19That this has happened
00:07:21Would you like to tell me about it?
00:07:23Well, I answered an advertisement in the newspaper
00:07:27For a secretary to accompany director
00:07:29My shorthand and typing speeds are very good
00:07:33And so I was invited along for an interview
00:07:36Mr. Johnson was his name
00:07:38And I went to see him last Wednesday
00:07:40Yes?
00:07:53Miss Parsons to see you, sir
00:07:55Miss Parsons?
00:07:56About the vacancies, sir
00:07:58My replacement
00:07:59Oh, yes, of course
00:08:00Send her in
00:08:01Send her in
00:08:02Come in
00:08:06To say the least
00:08:10He wasn't quite what I'd been used to meeting at these interviews
00:08:14I just stood there
00:08:16Speechless
00:08:18How do you do, Miss Parsons?
00:08:20Hello
00:08:21Do come in
00:08:22Sit down
00:08:23Let me take your coat
00:08:24Right, well, I'll just jot down some particulars
00:08:36Yes
00:08:37I soon realised that he had more in mind
00:08:40Than how many words I could type in a minute
00:08:43He asked me all the usual questions
00:08:45About qualifications and previous employers
00:08:48But I could tell that he was thrown off balance by me
00:08:52You felt that you'd sexually aroused him?
00:08:54I knew it
00:08:55He couldn't keep his eyes off me
00:08:57And you encouraged this?
00:08:59Oh, yes
00:09:01Well, I did lean over the desk a little
00:09:04To point out a particular line in a reference from a previous employer
00:09:09His face turned as red as beetroot
00:09:11And his hands started to tremble ever so slightly while he was writing
00:09:15Were you attracted to him immediately?
00:09:17Oh, absolutely
00:09:19He was lovely
00:09:20His eyes were as brown as Omar Sharif's
00:09:23At what point did you realise you might live out your fantasy with this particular man?
00:09:28When his tongue started to lick my nipples
00:09:30What?
00:09:31Oh, my little joke
00:09:33Please continue
00:09:35Um, he decided to give me a shorthand test
00:09:39Well, I'd already thought how nice it would be to give him a lovely long-hand test
00:09:45He gave you a shorthand test?
00:09:47Yes
00:09:48Now, Miss Parsons, this won't be difficult
00:09:51I, um, promised to go slowly for you
00:09:54If you could just, uh, take down whatever I say
00:09:57Of course
00:09:58Anything, Mr Johnson?
00:10:00Uh, sirs
00:10:01Further to your letter of the 12th inst, this is to inform you that the consignment of ball bearings has not yet arrived
00:10:10Full stop
00:10:11Complications will arise in the manufacturing process if we do not take delivery immediately
00:10:17Your contract is to provide good balls
00:10:22Uh, where was I?
00:10:24Uh, you had just got to, uh, good balls
00:10:32Yes, uh, to, to, uh, provide good balls by the tenth of the, uh, of this month
00:10:40Uh, you have a good deal of duty to honour this contract
00:10:44Et cetera, et cetera, that'll do
00:10:47Now, now, if you could just, um, type that up for me, please
00:10:50Yes
00:10:51Oh, uh, where do I find the paper?
00:10:53It would sit in the bottom drawer
00:10:54Ah
00:10:58Here, let me
00:11:00I've got some
00:11:02You certainly have
00:11:21Yes
00:11:22Yes
00:11:23Your wife on the line, sir
00:11:24Oh, uh, tell her I'm in an important meeting at the moment and can't be disturbed
00:11:28Her credentials must be gone
00:11:30That's why I'm firing her
00:11:35Now, uh, how are we doing?
00:11:40Oh, it's all right, I can read quite easily from there
00:11:45That was really the moment I knew, when I felt his warm hand on my shoulder
00:11:49Were you nervous?
00:11:50Oh, when I was trembling, not from nerves, more excitement
00:11:56And the letter?
00:11:58Oh, I'd made a complete balls of that, if you'll pardon the pun
00:12:02Instead of good deal of duty, I typed
00:12:06God, I feel fruity
00:12:07I had no idea that my innocent typing error was going to have quite such a traumatic effect on him
00:12:21He seemed to be lost for words for a moment
00:12:26Then started to undo all of my good work
00:12:29It became more fierce that the
00:12:32Wasting company time on personal matters, such as phone calls, must be discontinued
00:12:36The abuse of company time is appalling
00:12:39And furthermore, it has...
00:12:42Furthermore, it has come...
00:12:45Furthermore, it has come...
00:12:49Furthermore, it has come...
00:12:52Ah!
00:12:53Ah!
00:12:54Ah!
00:12:55Ah!
00:12:56Ah!
00:12:57Ah!
00:12:58It's come!
00:12:59It's come!
00:13:00Oh!
00:13:01Oh!
00:13:02You reached a climax?
00:13:04Yes!
00:13:05And so quickly, too
00:13:07Why, it was incredibly exciting
00:13:10Because he was a good lover?
00:13:11Oh, not just that
00:13:13It was...
00:13:14The feeling that we might have been caught at any moment
00:13:17Of course
00:13:18That would be an added stimulus
00:13:19Since your whole fantasy was based upon the idea of illicit sex in a chance meeting situation
00:13:24Oh, I don't think I like the word illicit
00:13:26Well, we can go into that further next time
00:13:28Oh, by the way, did you take the job?
00:13:30No
00:13:31No, of course not
00:13:32Well, that would have spoiled everything
00:13:34I don't want to work for a firm that won't let me make personal phone calls
00:13:38Do I?
00:13:39Case history number 2420, Victoria
00:13:50Port of the 4th Earl of Stockbridge
00:13:55Educated and exclusive public school for girls
00:13:58Followed by two years in a Swiss finishing school
00:14:00A society debutant who had one of the last coming out parties of any significance
00:14:07However, since coming out, she's done very little a lot
00:14:10A former member of the so-called jet set, she spent most of her time being taken around the world
00:14:15By some very eligible admirers
00:14:17Or as she puts it, wooing, viewing and screwing
00:14:20An interesting observation for a future countess
00:14:35She's now turned her back on that particular scene
00:14:41And has retreated to her father's country seat
00:14:43Spending all of her time at home
00:14:45Her father is concerned about her
00:14:47And she refuses even to meet any of the men that he has in mind for her as a potential husband
00:14:52He seems extremely anxious to marry her off to somebody with a great deal of money
00:14:59Not for the file
00:15:01Check that Lord Stockbridge's account is fully paid up to date
00:15:15Today's appointment is for 4 o'clock
00:15:17Call of a acomode
00:15:184 o'clock
00:15:20alongside
00:15:21Vesirling
00:15:224 J準
00:15:23prepared
00:15:24Admit
00:15:3748
00:15:38May
00:15:39P
00:16:47Is it a help?
00:16:48No, it's a hash.
00:16:50Oh, I thought you'd given all that up.
00:16:53Silly.
00:16:54Of course I have.
00:16:58Oh, this is just a good old cough-your-heart-up tobacco.
00:17:02Honestly.
00:17:03Do you need it?
00:17:04Well, one must have some pleasures in life.
00:17:06Oh, but you could have... did have all the pleasures that anyone could ask for.
00:17:10You gave all those up.
00:17:12Oh, yes, I know, but that was different.
00:17:14Hmm?
00:17:15In what way?
00:17:16Well, it was all so pointless.
00:17:18Yes.
00:17:20Samaritz in the winter, Saint-Tropez in the summer, and St. Albans in between.
00:17:26St. Albans?
00:17:28Oh, didn't Daddy tell you about St. Albans?
00:17:31I am surprised.
00:17:33No, he didn't mention it, actually.
00:17:35Why don't you tell me about it?
00:17:37Well, St. Albans is where you will find the country seat of the Right Honourable Rodney
00:17:43Harrington Harrington.
00:17:45Is he connected with the Harrington Harrington Bank?
00:17:47Oh, darling, he is the Harrington Harrington Bank.
00:17:51Or at least his father is.
00:17:53Rodney is more of a branch at the moment, just waiting to take over head office.
00:17:58And you visit him in St. Albans?
00:18:00Is he a boyfriend or a lover?
00:18:02Oh, heaven forbid.
00:18:03No, I don't visit.
00:18:04I go on an annual pilgrimage.
00:18:06Holy, for Daddy's sake, not mine.
00:18:09I don't understand.
00:18:10Well, Daddy knows that Rodney is crazy about me, and he's been trying to marry me off to
00:18:15him for years.
00:18:18Yes.
00:18:19Unfortunately, Rodney Harrington Harrington is also incredibly boring, boring.
00:18:23I can't stand him.
00:18:25Then why do you go?
00:18:26I told you, for Daddy's sake.
00:18:28You see, Daddy banks with Rodney's father, and, to be honest, his account is never really
00:18:34very healthy.
00:18:36So I keep up this pretense of romance with Rodney, just to avoid any embarrassment.
00:18:42I figure that we can be in the red if I'm in his bed.
00:18:48Poetic justice, don't you think?
00:18:50What are you writing?
00:18:52Oh, nothing, nothing.
00:18:53Just a note for my files.
00:18:56Now, where were we?
00:18:58Oh, yes.
00:18:58You were in bed with Rodney Harrington.
00:19:01Harrington.
00:19:03Harrington.
00:19:03How long did you spend with him each time?
00:19:07In bed?
00:19:08No, no.
00:19:09On each visit.
00:19:10Oh, I don't know.
00:19:12Just long enough to tire him out.
00:19:15About half an hour, I suppose.
00:19:17Could we be serious, please?
00:19:19Yes.
00:19:19I'm sorry, sir.
00:19:20Of course, sir.
00:19:21About two weeks, sir.
00:19:24Really, if this is going to be too much for you...
00:19:26I'm sorry, I didn't really need to walk.
00:19:29Actually, it really was about two weeks.
00:19:32But really, I don't see the relevance of all this.
00:19:34Well, did you feel cheapened by having to do this?
00:19:37Selling yourself?
00:19:39Oh, I've never felt quite so self-deprecating.
00:19:44With a chauffeured Rolls-Royce, my own maid, and a butler,
00:19:48well, that was hardly a piccadilly pickup.
00:19:52Oh, no, I never felt cheapened.
00:19:55With Rodney and his father talking about millions of pounds worth
00:19:58of share transfers over the pheasant,
00:20:00that was hardly possible.
00:20:02Did you ever consider marrying Rodney Harrington?
00:20:06Harrington?
00:20:07Harrington.
00:20:08Hmm.
00:20:09At the beginning, when we first went to bed together,
00:20:13purely for the fun of it...
00:20:15What happened?
00:20:16It was awful.
00:20:17Rather like a banking transaction, really.
00:20:20You know, putting it in when you've managed to raise it
00:20:23and withdrawing it just when you need it.
00:20:26With Rodney, it was always a short-term loan.
00:20:29Of course, it did have its compensation.
00:20:36The moments of solitude were immensely enjoyable
00:20:39when I was able to escape from Rodney for an hour or two.
00:20:45Unfortunately, they were few and far between.
00:20:48Victoria!
00:20:49Victoria!
00:20:51Hey!
00:20:53Victoria!
00:20:54Gosh!
00:20:55There you are.
00:20:55I've been looking for you everywhere.
00:20:57Why, I'm sorry, Rodney.
00:20:58Didn't you get my note?
00:20:59Oh, yes, I got it all right.
00:21:01I found it on your pillow.
00:21:02I just jolly well didn't understand it, that's all.
00:21:05Hmm.
00:21:06To H.R.H.
00:21:09Gone for a walk, so F.U.
00:21:11Be back for more later, V.
00:21:16D.
00:21:20To handsome Rodney Harrington.
00:21:23Ah.
00:21:23Going for a walk, so follow up.
00:21:27Be back for more later, Victoria, darling.
00:21:31There.
00:21:32Easy.
00:21:33I see.
00:21:34I say that's jolly clever, Victoria.
00:21:36It's sort of speaking in shorthand.
00:21:38Hey, listen to this.
00:21:41You're like this.
00:21:42A chap came into my bank the other day.
00:21:45Now, he had been at the RAC having a large G&T with his MP,
00:21:51who's an RC and a sort of BBC ITV VIP,
00:21:54who's always on the key V about the OPC.
00:21:57And he suggested that he see me about buying 40,000 shares BP
00:22:02on HP on the QT.
00:22:05N?
00:22:05I said N-B-G-M-Y-O-B-G-I-G-I-G.
00:22:14Get it, got it, good.
00:22:17Rodney, where's your father today?
00:22:20Oh.
00:22:21I didn't think it was that bad.
00:22:24Oh, well, he had to go up to town.
00:22:26There was something brewing about a big takeover bid in the city.
00:22:28Oh, really?
00:22:30Why don't you tell me about it?
00:22:31You know how ignorant I am about these high-powered financial dealings
00:22:35that you're so clever at.
00:22:36Oh.
00:22:38Oh.
00:22:39Oh.
00:22:40Do you really think so?
00:22:41Of course, father helps a bit, too.
00:22:44Oh, yes.
00:22:45Oh, he does, my little tiger.
00:22:47But I'm sure it's you who really makes the big, important decisions.
00:22:51Now, tell me, who is taking over who?
00:22:54Oh, no, Victoria.
00:22:55I couldn't possibly tell you that.
00:22:57I mean, the shares of the companies involved are going to rocket up
00:23:00when this information comes out.
00:23:02It's all undercover at the moment.
00:23:04Well, why don't we go upstairs and talk about it before dinner?
00:23:09Undercover.
00:23:10Oh, come on, Victoria.
00:23:34Do be such a tease.
00:23:35Kiss me.
00:23:36In a moment, Rodney.
00:23:39First of all, tell me the names of the companies you were talking about downstairs.
00:23:44No, Victoria.
00:23:45I can't do that.
00:23:46In that case, you can't do that.
00:23:49Oh, Victoria, please.
00:23:51Please?
00:23:53Names.
00:23:55Oh.
00:23:58Oh, right.
00:24:00International Carpets and Consolidated Bedding.
00:24:02I, um, I do hope you like it.
00:24:11Oh, yes, I do.
00:24:14What did you say?
00:24:18What did she say?
00:24:21She said she loves it.
00:24:23Good.
00:24:23Good.
00:24:23And, uh, you, uh, you can't often get it round here.
00:24:37Well, no, but I am hoping that might change.
00:24:44What did you say?
00:24:50What did she say?
00:24:51She said it looks like rain.
00:24:52What's that rain?
00:24:54What's she talking about?
00:24:56Don't ask me, mate.
00:24:57I'm only the butler.
00:24:58I don't get paid for interpreting.
00:25:00Oh.
00:25:01Oh.
00:25:01Oh.
00:25:02Oh.
00:25:02Mr. Harrington, Harrington, tells me that you unfortunately lost your job with your previous
00:25:22employers.
00:25:23Well, that, that is correct, madam.
00:25:26Matter of fact, I was previously an employee of Lady Seymour Hoffit.
00:25:30Off it, the Seymour Hoffit.
00:25:32Not from where I'm standing.
00:25:40Come on.
00:25:42Oh.
00:25:43Oh.
00:25:44Um, well, um, uh, Wilkins, um, what about the next course?
00:25:47Right.
00:25:47Well, darling, um, what, what, what, what, what do you think of the, uh, cock-hove van?
00:26:05Oh, I thought the van was excellent, but, as usual, I could have done with a little more.
00:26:15I'll see what I can do, madam.
00:26:22Um, did she like it?
00:26:23Oh, I think she's after a bit more, sir.
00:26:25Oh, well, give it to her, if she wants it.
00:26:29Thank you, sir.
00:26:29Oh, now, now, I said to him, I said, um, look, old chap, an investment in, in blue-chip
00:26:43government stock will yield 8%, confounded, impounded, uh, compounded, uh, compounded over five years
00:26:55which is, uh, where was I?
00:27:01Uh, you were writing out my check for Daddy in Taringa.
00:27:05Was I?
00:27:07Yes, you knew, to help with the fees for my missionary school.
00:27:11Oh, mm, yes, well, sorry, look, um, you see, I, I don't think I, um, I don't, um, want to get approved of some, um,
00:27:21what's going on else, and to me, it takes you away, from here, to us.
00:27:32Oh, but don't be silly, Tiger.
00:27:35I think of you all the time.
00:27:39Um, another knot, darling.
00:27:43Is it just another little knot?
00:27:46There, oh, that's it.
00:27:48Oh, darling.
00:27:59I...
00:28:00Good night, sweet prince.
00:28:12Come to think of it.
00:28:15That's just what I may have.
00:28:18Well, that should ensure a nice, even sundan this summer.
00:28:44Well, not that long.
00:28:56Tell me, why did you bother this time?
00:29:09Eh?
00:29:09To knock and wait.
00:29:10Oh, well, the thing is, uh, I was brought up potter, see.
00:29:29Me mum always said that with a lady, you've got to take your time knocking.
00:29:35How immensely perspicacious of her.
00:29:38Yeah.
00:29:39I thought you might be needing this tonight.
00:29:42Oh, yes, I just might.
00:29:46The right honourable gentleman won't be moving.
00:29:48He'll be there till breakfast time.
00:29:50Is, uh, is there anything else you fancy tonight?
00:29:53Anything else I fancy tonight?
00:29:57Really, your terminology is curious for a butler in such a well-run household.
00:30:02How did you get the job?
00:30:04Oh, well, I was a bit lucky there.
00:30:05Like his nibs said, my boss was bankrupt and I was out of a job.
00:30:10Your Rodney heard about it.
00:30:11He offered me this position.
00:30:14But you're no more a butler than I am.
00:30:17Ah, of course I'm not.
00:30:18That's where the luck comes in.
00:30:20See, I was working in the kitchens, weren't I?
00:30:22Well, wine cellars, really.
00:30:24Dishing out the bottles of wine for them at dinner time.
00:30:27Yes.
00:30:27Well, when Rodney H.H. asked me what I'd done, I told him that I was a butler.
00:30:34Next thing I knew, he's offered me this job and here I am.
00:30:40Oh, butler.
00:30:42Oh, how like Rodney.
00:30:44Well, as you're here, you can bottle me.
00:30:50You'll find one in the wardrobe.
00:30:59I think you've scored here, son.
00:31:01Tonight you could be laying more than the table.
00:31:05And now I should have to squeeze some juice from you.
00:31:09Eh?
00:31:10Because it must be fresh.
00:31:13What?
00:31:13Orange juice.
00:31:16For Buckfeast.
00:31:18For Buckfeast.
00:31:20You know, champagne and orange juice.
00:31:24Orange juice?
00:31:25I don't think we've got none.
00:31:26Oh, well, try the kitchen.
00:31:29Try or find some there.
00:31:32Orange juice.
00:31:33I've got them.
00:31:49I've got them.
00:31:53But they need to be squeezed.
00:32:00They're not the only things.
00:32:02Well, go on.
00:32:04Squeeze them.
00:32:05I can't.
00:32:05Oh.
00:32:16Ugh.
00:32:18Ugh.
00:32:18Oh.
00:32:20Ugh.
00:32:20Oh.
00:32:21Oh.
00:32:21Oh.
00:32:21Oh.
00:32:22Oh.
00:32:22Oh, man.
00:32:22Yeah.
00:32:23Oh.
00:32:23Oh.
00:32:23Oh.
00:32:24Oh.
00:32:24Oh.
00:32:26Oh.
00:32:27Squeezed orange juice.
00:32:46Oh, but glasses.
00:32:48We should need some glasses.
00:32:52Oh, look at me.
00:32:57I've always found the aristocracy doesn't have the staying power.
00:33:18For Daddy just so that he could send me off wherever and whenever I want to go.
00:33:23And it was ridiculous.
00:33:24So you gave it all up, including Rodney?
00:33:27Oh, of course.
00:33:29And you spend all of your time at home?
00:33:31That's right.
00:33:32What do you do?
00:33:34I read.
00:33:37That's all?
00:33:38Hmm.
00:33:39I spend all of my time in the library, studying the history of the Stockbridge family.
00:33:45That doesn't bore you?
00:33:45Oh, my ancestors were a lot of things, but never boring.
00:33:54Reprehensible, possibly.
00:33:56Rapacious, probably.
00:33:59Romantic, certainly.
00:34:01But boring, never.
00:34:04Romantic?
00:34:05Oh, incredibly romantic.
00:34:08The first countess was abducted by the count on the eve of her impending wedding to a certain Lord Carson.
00:34:16They eloped to Devon in a carriage drawn by four white horses.
00:34:22Oh, that's when I would love to...
00:34:25Yes?
00:34:26Oh, nothing.
00:34:28Please continue.
00:34:30Well, that's when I would love to have been alive.
00:34:36That's the era I often dream about.
00:34:39You see yourself as a noblewoman.
00:34:41Of what period?
00:34:42Elizabethan?
00:34:43Oh, no!
00:34:45Not nearly romantic enough.
00:34:47George and the daughter of the Duke of Stockbridge in the reign of George II.
00:34:54That's my fantasy.
00:34:57Fantasy?
00:34:58Tell me about it.
00:35:00Well, it was a period of rakes and scoundrels.
00:35:06Of opportunities and opportunists.
00:35:10Soldiers of fortune and soldiers of war.
00:35:14I'm still a countess, of course, but I dream that my family is still immensely wealthy.
00:35:21And men come wooing me for my money rather than the other way around.
00:35:36And men come wooing me for my money rather than the other way around.
00:36:06I'm still a countess.
00:36:07I'm still a countess.
00:36:08I'm still a countess.
00:36:09I'm still a countess.
00:36:10I'm still a countess.
00:36:11I'm still a countess.
00:36:12I'm still a countess.
00:36:13I'm still a countess.
00:36:14I'm still a countess.
00:36:15I'm still a countess.
00:36:16I'm still a countess.
00:36:17I'm still a countess.
00:36:18I'm still a countess.
00:36:19I'm still a countess.
00:36:20I'm still a countess.
00:36:21I'm still a countess.
00:36:22I'm still a countess.
00:36:23I'm still a countess.
00:36:24I'm still a countess.
00:36:25I'm still a countess.
00:36:26I'm still a countess.
00:36:27I'm still a countess.
00:36:28I'm still a countess.
00:36:29I'm still a countess.
00:37:00Dearest lady, tell me the truth.
00:37:16My heart is dying every moment you delay.
00:37:21Is there another man that you love as much as me?
00:37:23Of course not, you silly cuckoo.
00:37:27That you should ask such a question.
00:37:30Not even a suitor, a passing fantasy.
00:37:35Not even that.
00:37:39I cannot believe that, Victoria.
00:37:42One so deserving of love.
00:37:45One so worthy of any man's affection.
00:37:48Many women are worthy of affection, Lord Woodbridge.
00:37:51Particularly yours.
00:37:53Oh, but why do you question me soon?
00:37:57Because my heart is empty without your love.
00:38:02You say that there's no one else.
00:38:04Yet you refuse to show me any affection.
00:38:06You let me court you, but you don't let me touch you.
00:38:10I'm the happiest of men when I'm away from you and thinking of you.
00:38:14Yet the unhappiest of men when I'm with you and cannot have you.
00:38:18I believe you, Lord Woodbridge, but what would you ask of me?
00:38:26A kiss.
00:38:28Nothing else.
00:38:29My dearest, dearest love.
00:38:39Now I know that there's no one else.
00:38:42I know it to be true.
00:38:44Have I your hand?
00:38:46What?
00:38:46A mere kiss, my Lord?
00:38:49Oh.
00:39:00I realize it's all mine is passionate.
00:39:02Do be careful with your nails.
00:39:04This coat was very expensive.
00:39:09Who the devil are you, sir?
00:39:11How dare you?
00:39:13Lady Victoria, you seem to be having a little difficulty.
00:39:17Let me give you a hand.
00:39:18Oh, thank you.
00:39:22Oh, Victoria.
00:39:24Oh, Lieutenant Crenshaw, and I thought you were a gentleman.
00:39:29Sorry, old habits diehard.
00:39:32Lieutenant Crenshaw?
00:39:34You mean to say you know this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this...
00:39:38Oh, Victoria, I thought he was a common highwayman.
00:39:41Well, there wasn't much happening on the common,
00:39:43so I thought I'd try my luck in the hills.
00:39:45Yes, and what does he mean, old habits die hard?
00:39:51Yes, well, I'm...
00:39:54Lord Woodbridge, allow me to present to you
00:39:58Lieutenant Crenshaw of the Fifth Dragoons.
00:40:02Lord Woodbridge, Lieutenant Crenshaw.
00:40:06Lieutenant Crenshaw is an old acquaintance of mine,
00:40:10whom I thought to be still abroad,
00:40:12risking his all in foreign parts,
00:40:16never to return.
00:40:17Obviously.
00:40:19Wounded in battle and returned home.
00:40:22Oh, my poor, poor love.
00:40:25No, no, it is nothing.
00:40:26We must all make some sacrifices for our country.
00:40:29Eh, my lord?
00:40:31When did you return?
00:40:32I learned it this two days since I came straight to you, my love.
00:40:35Hmm.
00:40:44You, sir, are a cad and a scoundrel.
00:40:47This lady has promised to me.
00:40:48You jest.
00:40:49She's been spoken for for years.
00:40:51Victoria has promised to me.
00:40:53Victoria has promised to me.
00:40:55Good job.
00:40:57Look at the situation.
00:41:00It seems to me that there is only one way to resolve it.
00:41:06It's all feet.
00:41:36Now, gentlemen,
00:41:40whosoever wins this duel
00:41:42should also win my hand.
00:41:45Well, to be honest...
00:41:47And, of course,
00:41:48all that is behind it.
00:41:52Right.
00:41:53Right.
00:42:06Now, gentlemen,
00:42:09ten pieces.
00:42:11One.
00:42:12Two.
00:42:13Three.
00:42:14Four.
00:42:15Five.
00:42:16Six.
00:42:17Seven.
00:42:18Eight.
00:42:19Eight.
00:42:20Eight.
00:42:22Eight.
00:42:23Nine.
00:42:24Ten.
00:42:28Now,
00:42:29you shall each have the opportunity of firing once.
00:42:33You shall, of course, not fire at the same time,
00:42:38but must wait for the other to let off his shot first.
00:42:43Now, who is to fire first?
00:42:46Let me think.
00:43:03Lord Woodbridge,
00:43:04Lord Woodbridge,
00:43:05you made the challenge.
00:43:06Therefore, you,
00:43:07Lifting of Granshaw,
00:43:08shall have the first fire.
00:43:10Ready, gentlemen?
00:43:11Look,
00:43:12there must be another way.
00:43:13Couldn't we,
00:43:14couldn't we just,
00:43:15do all odds for you?
00:43:16Certainly odds.
00:43:17Ha!
00:43:18A noble coward,
00:43:19as I thought.
00:43:20Ha!
00:43:21A noble coward,
00:43:22as I thought.
00:43:23Ha!
00:43:24Ha!
00:43:25A noble coward,
00:43:26as I thought.
00:43:27Ha!
00:43:28A noble coward,
00:43:29as I thought.
00:43:30Ha!
00:43:31A noble coward,
00:43:32Lord Woodbridge,
00:43:33are you ready to receive Lieutenant Cranshaw's fire?
00:43:37Hmm.
00:43:38Lieutenant Cranshaw?
00:43:39Ready?
00:43:40Fire!
00:43:41Fire!
00:43:42No wonder we're losing the war.
00:43:47Ha!
00:43:48Ha!
00:43:49My shot, I believe.
00:43:50Ha!
00:43:51Look,
00:43:52you're right.
00:43:53We should draw lots for her.
00:43:54Hmm.
00:43:55Whoever's got the longest one gets Victoria.
00:43:56Oh,
00:43:57that's what I'm hoping for.
00:43:58Oh,
00:43:59come on, gentlemen,
00:44:00get on with it.
00:44:01Lord Woodbridge!
00:44:02Oh!
00:44:03Oh!
00:44:04Oh!
00:44:05Oh!
00:44:06Oh!
00:44:07Oh!
00:44:08Oh!
00:44:09Oh!
00:44:10Oh!
00:44:11Oh!
00:44:12Oh!
00:44:13Oh!
00:44:14Oh!
00:44:15Oh!
00:44:16Oh!
00:44:17Oh!
00:44:18Oh!
00:44:19Oh!
00:44:20Oh!
00:44:21Oh!
00:44:22Oh!
00:44:23Oh!
00:44:24Oh!
00:44:25Oh!
00:44:26Oh!
00:44:27Oh!
00:44:28Oh!
00:44:29Oh!
00:44:30Oh!
00:44:31Oh!
00:44:32Oh!
00:44:33Oh!
00:44:34Oh!
00:44:35Oh!
00:44:36Oh!
00:44:37Oh!
00:44:38Oh!
00:44:39Oh!
00:44:40Oh!
00:44:41Oh!
00:44:42Oh!
00:44:43Oh, boy, I just shot the groom, remember?
00:44:44Oh, yes, of course, you did!
00:44:46Oh!
00:44:47Oh!
00:44:48Oh!
00:44:49Oh!
00:44:50Oh!
00:44:51Oh!
00:44:52either of you? Have you forgotten the prize? Is it not a prize worth fighting for? A prize worth dying for?
00:45:10It is your shot, I believe, Lord Woodbridge.
00:45:22Oh, oh, oh!
00:45:25Get it, you can show!
00:45:52For heaven's sake, man, a woman can't wait forever. Come here!
00:46:02Oh, John, John, stop protesting, Sue. I'm only a woman after all, and you've been away these two long years.
00:46:11Oh, John, John, kiss me, kiss me. John, John, I can't wait any longer. Oh, John, John, John, John, John!
00:46:29Where is it?
00:46:31Well, as I told you, I was wounded in battle, and, um...
00:46:35Lord Woodbridge!
00:46:41Lord Woodbridge!
00:46:43Why the anticlimax?
00:46:45Oh, but that's half the fun!
00:46:48Keeping the lady's honour intact.
00:46:51It means that she's always available as a pure innocent creature when the Marquis comes along.
00:46:58Who?
00:47:00The Marquis of Mitzenberg. You see...
00:47:01Yes, yes, of course. We can go into that more fully next time.
00:47:04Thank you, Victoria. Please come again.
00:47:05Thank you, Victoria. Please come again.
00:47:06Thank you, Victoria. Please come again.
00:47:08We're muddled with him, please.
00:47:15But we're not very axe.
00:47:19It's full on right now.
00:47:21My hand is constellating.
00:47:23Your brain is montages and a dark light.
00:47:26Everything isBEI wear a home.
00:47:28It's about 80s.
00:47:29Oh, while my youth is graduatesopaptive,
00:47:31I'm going to see what happens when I'm in the hills
00:47:36Cases stream number 2527, Sandra. An extremely interesting subject.
00:47:52Although she desperately wants to be accepted as an ordinary middle-class housewife,
00:47:57she has in fact never been married. Consequently, she's invented a husband and a family,
00:48:02and has now come to the stage where she cannot separate fact from fiction.
00:48:25My research shows that she was dulted by her lover on the eve of their wedding,
00:48:29and that he ran off with the best man.
00:48:32She's never been able to come to terms with this, and in her own mind, the wedding took place,
00:48:48and they have two children, a house in Serviton, and a cocker spaniel.
00:48:51In fact, she lives with her mother in Watford. It is essential to treat the existence of her husband as a reality
00:49:07in order to get her to continue her treatment.
00:49:17Today's appointment, her eighth visit, is for 3.30 p.m.
00:49:21The End
00:49:23The End
00:49:25guitar solo
00:49:55I'm a little early today. I hope that's all right.
00:50:09Yes, yes, that's fine. Give us more time together. Do sit down.
00:50:14I won't keep you a moment.
00:50:15Oh, I was just... I was just looking at these things.
00:50:32What, all you young women of today, what tights?
00:50:35Oh, we do. It's just that I saw these in the window of one of those shops in Soho,
00:50:41and I don't know how I plucked up the courage, but I went in and bought them.
00:50:45They're not for me, though.
00:50:46Oh, I see.
00:50:47No, they're for Colin, my husband.
00:50:50Your husband likes to wear women's clothes?
00:50:53Of course he doesn't.
00:50:54But he does like to see me wearing things like this.
00:50:58Colin's always hated tights, and I promised him that on my next trip to London,
00:51:03I would get a pair of nice silk stockings.
00:51:08Look, they've got seams.
00:51:10How deliciously decadent.
00:51:13Why does your husband like stockings so much?
00:51:15Oh, come on now. You must be joking.
00:51:18I mean, haven't you ever run your hand up a stockinged leg?
00:51:23May we talk about you?
00:51:25Oh, yes, I'm sorry.
00:51:26It's all right. Your husband finds them stimulating.
00:51:30Oh, yes, I suppose he must do.
00:51:32Not that he ever needs stimulating. He never thinks of anything else.
00:51:35If I'm in the kitchen, for instance, bending over the oven to see if my Yorkshire puddings have risen,
00:51:40and he comes in, next thing I know, he's got both his hands up my skirt, and he's putting the meat in.
00:51:45Your husband is highly sexed.
00:51:47Well, you can say that again.
00:51:49Not that I'm complaining.
00:51:51Well, then why the suspenders?
00:51:53Ah, well, you see, they are going to be an anniversary present for him,
00:51:58to remind him of the day he proposed to me.
00:52:02Ah, I see.
00:52:04Would you like to tell me about that?
00:52:06Well, yes, you see, I first met Colin when I joined a large pharmaceutical manufacturing firm.
00:52:13Colin was a research chemist, and I joined as a trainee.
00:52:17Mr. Foster, come and look at this chemical grouping. It's fascinating.
00:52:22Even then he was more interested in biological groping than chemical grouping.
00:52:35And you objected to this?
00:52:38Well, of course I did.
00:52:39I mean, I had only been there for two days.
00:52:43Anyway, the girls had all warned me against him.
00:52:45Well, go on.
00:52:46Well, every time he came anywhere near you, he had one hand here, the other hand there, the other hand somewhere else.
00:52:52The handsome chemist we used to call him.
00:52:54And did you continue to reject his advances?
00:52:58Yes, I did.
00:53:00And then he stopped.
00:53:02I got quite offended, so I decided that the next time he tried, I would change my tactics.
00:53:06He had asked me to stay behind one evening to do some overtime on a project I was working on.
00:53:16Unfortunately, he couldn't stay for as long as he hoped.
00:53:19Yeah, well, where has this lecture taken place?
00:53:23Are you sure that nobody else can do it?
00:53:24Oh, no, right.
00:53:26Okay, sir, I'll do it.
00:53:28Bye-bye.
00:53:30Bloody hell!
00:53:32No, I'm sorry, Sandra.
00:53:33I've wasted your evening by asking you to work late tonight.
00:53:35Professor Langton is due to give a lecture at Manchester University, and he can't make it.
00:53:39So he's asked me, no correction, ordered me to go in his place.
00:53:41I'm sorry.
00:53:43Bye, Richard.
00:53:44Good night, sir.
00:53:44Good night for anything.
00:53:46Oh, never mind.
00:53:47I'll work on for a bit anyway.
00:53:49Yeah, and I'd work on you for a bit too if I thought it might do some good.
00:53:52You don't want to be late for your lecture, do you?
00:53:55Oh, no.
00:53:57What's the subject?
00:53:59Oh, I forgot to ask.
00:54:00They might.
00:54:01Nobody listens anyway.
00:54:03Good night, then.
00:54:03Good night.
00:54:04See you in the morning.
00:54:12I remember that it was a very hot summer that year, and I couldn't bear to wear even
00:54:16a thin blouse under my uniform.
00:54:19I decided to freshen up before going home.
00:54:21So I went to one of the sinks for a quick wash.
00:54:28Oh, my God.
00:54:29Oh.
00:54:30Oh.
00:54:31You frightened me to death.
00:54:34I didn't hear you come in.
00:54:35No, I could see you were busy, so I thought I wouldn't disturb you.
00:54:39I thought you were in a hurry.
00:54:40Oh, I am.
00:54:40I forgot my papers.
00:54:42I just remember what the subject was.
00:54:44What?
00:54:44The effects of the naked female body on the fibres of Y-France.
00:54:48Oh, my God.
00:54:49Oh, Sandra, I'm crazy about you.
00:54:52I love you.
00:54:52I love you.
00:54:53Oh, me too, Colin.
00:54:55Hey, you love you.
00:54:57You.
00:54:58I love you, silly.
00:54:59Oh, Sandra.
00:55:01Come on.
00:55:02Get up on the bench.
00:55:03What?
00:55:04How long have I worked at this bench?
00:55:05I dream of having you off, didn't you?
00:55:07Please get up.
00:55:11What's that?
00:55:11Your nature?
00:55:12Hey, Arna.
00:55:12Let them wait.
00:55:13Let them wait.
00:55:14Oh.
00:55:15Sandra, will you marry me?
00:55:16What?
00:55:17I thought you just wanted a quick session.
00:55:19I do, I do, but I thought you might say no.
00:55:21Do I not like the reluctant virgin?
00:55:22No, we can have it both ways.
00:55:24A quick one now.
00:55:25And a wedding later.
00:55:27Sandra.
00:55:28Oh, lovely.
00:55:34Oh, Sandra.
00:55:37I can't get it in.
00:55:39I'm not surprised.
00:55:41I've still got my tights on.
00:55:43Have you?
00:55:43Yeah.
00:55:44Oh, look.
00:55:46He dislocated his shoulder and broke his arm in two places.
00:55:55Hence the stockings.
00:55:57On every date after that, he would always check before we went out by running his hand up my leg to see I wasn't wearing tights.
00:56:03I fooled him one night, though.
00:56:05I didn't put on anything underneath.
00:56:07What happened?
00:56:07We didn't go out.
00:56:09This practice stopped after you were married, I take it?
00:56:12Well, no, not at first.
00:56:13I mean, it was our little game, you see.
00:56:15But later on, after the first baby was born, well, then I went back to wearing tights.
00:56:20After the first baby?
00:56:21Mm.
00:56:21I see.
00:56:22Did this have any effect on your husband's feelings towards you?
00:56:25How do you mean?
00:56:26Well, did he still make love to you as often?
00:56:28Oh, well, of course he did.
00:56:30I mean, whatever I wear doesn't make any difference.
00:56:33I'm sure that he thinks that having it off will be an Olympic event one day, and that he just keeps in training.
00:56:41He sees me as a sort of a walking, no-lying-down version of the marathon.
00:56:47I wouldn't mind, but I don't have to do anything, you see.
00:56:51I don't understand.
00:56:51Well, I don't have to encourage him in any way.
00:56:56Get him all worked up, get him panting for it.
00:56:59And you would like to?
00:57:00Oh, yes.
00:57:02I mean, take last week, for example.
00:57:06I spent over an hour in the bath.
00:57:08I put on a new perfume and a new nightie, and then, pow, in he comes, leaps on me, and, well, you know.
00:57:18Yes.
00:57:20Well, the next day, I was cleaning up the boiler, and Colin comes home unexpectedly.
00:57:24There I was, filthy dirty with my head, stuck up the flue pipe, and, pow, he's at it again.
00:57:30I mean, it makes no difference, you see.
00:57:32He just uses my body.
00:57:34And do you feel that you're losing your femininity?
00:57:39Oh, exactly.
00:57:41Oh, you do understand a woman, don't you?
00:57:44Yes, may we continue.
00:57:45How would you like the problem to be resolved?
00:57:48Well, I would like to see the roles reverse.
00:57:51Get me to turn Colin on.
00:57:53Give him the hots for me.
00:57:55Make him wild with passion before he even got anywhere near me.
00:58:00Describe it to me.
00:58:01Well, I imagine that everything starts off very normally, and I work up to it.
00:58:10Where would you like it?
00:58:12On the table, as usual, love.
00:58:14Now, that would normally be enough on its own.
00:58:16That looks nice.
00:58:23I hope you like it.
00:58:25I've made a bit of a cock-up of it, I'm afraid.
00:58:33Tastes all right to me.
00:58:35Oh, pass the sauce, please, love.
00:58:37Anything else?
00:58:46No, it's fine, then.
00:58:52Uh, would you like a bit of mine?
00:58:57Hmm.
00:58:57If you're not angry, love, raising up, want not.
00:59:05Would you like another plate?
00:59:08No, this one's fine.
00:59:09Two lungs.
00:59:22Now it's eating on your own.
00:59:23Intercepted by it.
00:59:27King again.
00:59:28United still after the interlaced race.
00:59:30Find a later line.
00:59:35Two lungs.
00:59:37You've got two lungs in.
00:59:38Now it's King.
00:59:40They're going to attack it well past Thompson.
00:59:44Trying to get past John, but he's beaten there.
00:59:46Well beaten.
00:59:51He's been dominating there.
00:59:53He's been brought down.
00:59:54I thought you'd taken that to the cleaners.
01:00:09I thought you'd taken that to the cleaners.
01:00:21You know that I need it next week.
01:00:22Oh, big boy.
01:00:29How do you like to make a lady happy?
01:00:32Careful, love.
01:00:32You'll crease me trousers.
01:00:34Or if you want to forget the happy.
01:00:37How do you like to make a lady?
01:00:39Do you fancy a game of cards?
01:00:51Right.
01:00:51What do you want to play?
01:00:53How about a game of strip poker?
01:00:56Sandra, you can't play poker.
01:00:57Come on.
01:00:57What shall we play?
01:00:59Snap.
01:01:00Snap?
01:01:01Yes.
01:01:03All right.
01:01:07Ready?
01:01:13Snap.
01:01:14Oh, dear.
01:01:15I lose that one, don't I?
01:01:18What are you doing?
01:01:20Well, I may not be able to play strip poker, but I can play strip snap.
01:01:24Strip snap?
01:01:25Oh, come on.
01:01:28Don't be a small sport.
01:01:32All right.
01:01:44Come on.
01:01:44It's snap again.
01:01:48Hi.
01:01:49Hi.
01:01:49Hi.
01:01:49Hi.
01:01:49Hi.
01:01:49Hi.
01:01:49Hi.
01:01:49Hi.
01:01:49Hi.
01:01:49Hi.
01:01:50Hi.
01:01:51Hi.
01:01:51Hi.
01:01:52Hi.
01:01:53Hi.
01:01:54Hi.
01:01:54Hi.
01:01:55Look, this is ridiculous.
01:02:06You're not even trying, are you?
01:02:08You haven't won one hand yet.
01:02:09Why?
01:02:09What's wrong?
01:02:10Well, it's snap again.
01:02:12Oh, snap again.
01:02:15All right.
01:02:15I win.
01:02:16Come on.
01:02:17It's time for bed.
01:02:18Oh.
01:02:20Look, turn the light up before you go.
01:02:21I win.
01:02:22I win.
01:02:23I win.
01:02:23I won't win.
01:02:26All right.
01:02:26I won't win.
01:02:27It's time for you.
01:02:30Good.
01:02:31I was going to win.
01:02:35Oh.
01:02:35It's time for you.
01:02:36Oh.
01:02:37I didn't win.
01:02:38Oh, yeah.
01:02:39I'm good.
01:02:40You're not going to win.
01:02:41Oh, yeah.
01:02:42It's time for you.
01:02:43We'll win.
01:02:45Oh, yeah, you'll win.
01:02:46Yeah.
01:02:46I'll win.
01:02:48Yeah.
01:02:48I ain't going to win.
01:02:49Here you are, here am I, we can't let this chance go by, let this chance go by, cause
01:03:05I must have my babies, you, I must come, you must stay, cause I must have eat away, must
01:03:18I must have eat away, cause I feel like a nice lonely, so, so you will not give me what
01:03:29is mine, okay, I must take it, remove this, and now this, you would like to take a mic
01:03:48closer, huh, okay, lie down, when I told you not to move, I meant it, when I told you
01:04:11to lie down, I meant all of you, oh, I see you have raised a protest, then you must take
01:04:23it's a full punishment, oh no, no, no, anybody's gonna take the punishment, it's you, ah, that
01:04:34lingua, it still ends with him making love to you, oh, of course it does, I never intended
01:04:40to deny him, just to tease him, oh yes, it's like you said, femininity, you did say I was
01:04:48very feminine, didn't you, ah, yes, that's right, I did, well then, that's that, what
01:04:55shall we talk about next, well actually, you've overrun your time already, I'm sorry, you want
01:05:01me to go, don't you, you don't like me, of course I do, Sandra, it's just that I do have
01:05:06other people to see, please come again next week, oh, oh yes, I'll get my husband to look
01:05:14after the two children, nurse, are you there, yes sir, ah, good morning, morning, come in
01:05:31will you please, yes sir, ah, come in, oh good, you're ready for those notes, fine, ah, sit
01:05:39down, will you, right, yes, the psychological effect on emotionally unstable women that
01:05:49can be caused by men in a position of trust, the relationship between a doctor and a patient,
01:05:59excuse me sir, you haven't forgotten your appointment with Marion, have you, Marion, Marion,
01:06:04come in, sit down, hello, well, how are we today, oh, okay, well, how are we today,
01:06:35just okay, you seem rather elated, I've come again, I can see that, you're here, no, no,
01:06:43he put it in again, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm lost, who put what in again, Mr. Johnson, Mr. Johnson,
01:06:51yes, he put the advert in the paper again, and I answered it again, and the same thing happened,
01:06:58Marion, have you seen your mother recently, he decided to give me a shorthand test, I think
01:07:03we ought to talk about your mother, but where are you living now, but I could tell he fancied
01:07:07me, it was those eyes, rather like yours they were, of course, he couldn't resist me, and
01:07:18we did it again, under the desk, under the desk, um, nurse, nurse, in here, quick, it was wonderful,
01:07:30I'm going again next week, uh, Marion, you must control yourself, Marion, please, uh, please,
01:07:39now, now, Marion, we mustn't get carried away, must we, after all, we don't want him struck
01:07:45off, do we, for taking advantage, you pretty young patients, oh, right, Marion, see you,
01:07:56uh, next, um, yes, fine, thank you, I think she's improving, huh, now, look here, nurse,
01:08:08Don't get the wrong impression.
01:08:10She's just very, um, very...
01:08:12Pretty.
01:08:12Yes, pretty.
01:08:13Good heavens, nurse, what do you think I am?
01:08:16Who's next?
01:08:16Oh, Lady Stockbridge.
01:08:18Case number 2420.
01:08:20Ancestral problems.
01:08:21I ought to mention...
01:08:23Thank you, nurse.
01:08:23I can remember some cases, Tris.
01:08:25Don't say I didn't warn you.
01:08:27Warn me?
01:08:29Warn me back, what?
01:08:38Oh, you've fallen for me.
01:08:42Oh, sweet.
01:08:44Lady Victoria, I'm sorry, I'm somewhat thrown.
01:08:46And I'd forgotten that I'd had the couch moved.
01:08:49It doesn't look as if it's been moved to me.
01:08:52Are you all right?
01:08:53Yes, yes, I'm fine.
01:08:54Would you like to sit down?
01:09:00Tell me, why are you wearing those clothes?
01:09:02Balls.
01:09:04Well, that was a perfectly civilised question.
01:09:06Oh, no, I mean fancy dress balls.
01:09:09I've been advised one this week,
01:09:11and I've just been to the costumers to hire my gown.
01:09:15Do you like it?
01:09:17Yes, yes, most becoming.
01:09:19So you're getting out and about.
01:09:21Well, that's good.
01:09:22Tell me, who is escorting you to these, um, functions?
01:09:25Oh, a dashing military man.
01:09:29You would like him.
01:09:31Lieutenant Crenshaw.
01:09:33Lieutenant Crenshaw?
01:09:34He's awfully good-looking.
01:09:37And I do hope he's a good dancer as well.
01:09:40Tell me, Victoria, have you seen your father recently?
01:09:43I imagine he's frightfully good at the military two-step.
01:09:49How's your two-step?
01:09:52Look, Victoria, we haven't got time for all this.
01:09:55Please.
01:09:55Oh, Lieutenant, tell me, is your war wound any better?
01:10:03Now, listen, Victoria, I am not Lieutenant Crenshaw.
01:10:06I am your psychiatrist.
01:10:07Well, in that case, I've got something to show you.
01:10:14Look.
01:10:15Oh, my God.
01:10:16Now, look, Victoria.
01:10:18Please be careful.
01:10:20It's not loaded, is it?
01:10:21Of course not.
01:10:22Don't be silly.
01:10:24Well, anyway, you'd better give it to me.
01:10:25I knew it's not your shop.
01:10:26Victoria, give me the gun.
01:10:28I'm sure he won't miss you.
01:10:36Oh, but I, too.
01:10:38Oh, John.
01:10:40John.
01:10:41John.
01:10:42Oh, John.
01:10:44John.
01:10:45John.
01:10:46My, my, we are having problems today, aren't we?
01:10:50If we could manage to keep our hands off the patients, it would help.
01:10:53But you don't understand, nurse.
01:10:55She, she shot it off.
01:10:57Well, perhaps that will slow you down a little.
01:11:00Might I suggest a cold towel wrapped firmly around the head for an hour or two to cool you off?
01:11:05Now, look here, nurse.
01:11:06I will not be spoken to.
01:11:17Ah, nurse, I don't think I'll see any more patients today.
01:11:21Please cancel all other appointments.
01:11:23Yes, I think that would be advisable.
01:11:26Today does appear to have been something of a struggle for you.
01:11:29Go home and sleep it off.
01:11:31Yes.
01:11:32Thank you, nurse.
01:11:34Cooey!
01:11:35It's only me.
01:11:37I just remembered something I wanted to tell the doctor.
01:11:39I'm afraid the doctor can't see you, Sandra.
01:11:41But I've come back specially.
01:11:42I'm very sorry, Sandra.
01:11:44No, no, that's all right, nurse.
01:11:45I'll see Sandra, but no one else.
01:11:47Understood?
01:11:48I'm not sure I understand anything anymore.
01:11:53Have you been shopping again?
01:11:57No.
01:11:57Oh, good.
01:11:58No, I was only just going to be...
01:11:59The coat!
01:12:00You brought the coat.
01:12:02You expect me to wear this, don't you, eh?
01:12:03I want to put it on.
01:12:04Oh, I won't, do you hear?
01:12:05I won't.
01:12:06You'd like me to make an exhibition of myself, wouldn't you, eh?
01:12:08Act out the little fantasies for you.
01:12:10Well, I refuse, do you hear?
01:12:12I absolutely refuse.
01:12:13I'm not playing these silly games with you.
01:12:14Well, no, I mean, I was just going to...
01:12:16You want me to expose myself, don't you, eh?
01:12:18Oh!
01:12:19Oh!
01:12:19Act out the little perversions.
01:12:21Well, I won't, do you hear?
01:12:21That's what you want, isn't it?
01:12:24No.
01:12:26I was just going to take you to the cleaners.
01:12:30Oh, dear, sorry, Sandra.
01:12:33I don't know what came over me.
01:12:34I really must apologise.
01:12:35Oh, look, don't leave just yet.
01:12:40No, I don't want to stay here with you.
01:12:42I'm going back to my mum.
01:12:44These people are normal in Watford.
01:12:48I mean, I think you ought to see a doctor.
01:13:05Sir, now we're exposing ourselves to patients.
01:13:21My, my, doctor, this sexual therapy isn't having a very good effect on you, is it?
01:13:25Perhaps you should take up chiropody and work your way up.
01:13:28After a while, you'll reach the knees and then you can move on to higher things.
01:13:33Now, look, nurse.
01:13:34Oh, come, doctor.
01:13:36I'm not silly.
01:13:37I know why you wanted to cancel those appointments.
01:13:40It's me, isn't it?
01:13:42You've always desired me.
01:13:44You've always wanted me.
01:13:46Now, just a minute.
01:13:47Give me my glasses.
01:13:49What are you doing?
01:13:52Oh!
01:13:52Oh!
01:13:53Oh!
01:13:53Shit!
01:13:54Ah!
01:13:54Ah!
01:13:54Ah!
01:13:55Ah!
01:13:55Ah!
01:13:55Ah!
01:13:55Ah!
01:13:56Ah!
01:13:56Ah!
01:13:57Ah!
01:13:57Ah!
01:13:57Ah!
01:13:57Ah!
01:13:58Ah!
01:13:58Ah!
01:13:59Ah!
01:13:59Ah!
01:14:00Ah!
01:14:01Ah!
01:14:01Ah!
01:14:02Ah!
01:14:03Ah!
01:14:03Oh!
01:14:03Oh!
01:14:07Oh!
01:14:09Oh!
01:14:10Oh!
01:14:10Oh!
01:14:14I can't take anymore.
01:14:15I can't stand it.
01:14:17Leave me alone.
01:14:18I'll land all of you.
01:14:20No pain!
01:14:22Oh!
01:14:26Stop!
01:14:29Oh!
01:14:30Oh!
01:14:30Oh!
01:14:30Oh!
01:14:31Oh!
01:14:31Oh!
01:14:31Oh!
01:14:31Oh!
01:14:32Oh!
01:14:32Oh!
01:14:32Oh!
01:14:32Oh!
01:14:33Oh!
01:14:33The way you walk
01:14:39Please stay a while
01:14:42Hello, get me Dr. Gill, will you?
01:14:47Oh, hello, Dr. Gill.
01:14:49Oh, Nurse Addison here.
01:14:51That's right, Dr. Boyd's nurse.
01:14:53Could I make an appointment for him to see you on Monday?
01:14:56I...
01:14:56I think he needs a little...
01:15:00help.
01:15:00The way I feel
01:15:05Come here to me
01:15:09I know you...
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