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A mechanic with terminal cancer has a bizarre secret he's had a life-long love-affair with a doll HD ( Comedy )
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00:00:00Rikki!
00:00:28Ricky! You were amazing!
00:00:32Ricky, you were a genius.
00:00:34Like what?
00:00:36No, it was terrible. And so boring.
00:00:40At one point, I thought I actually stopped breathing and died.
00:00:44Oh my god.
00:00:46And then 20 minutes later, it happened again.
00:00:49That is so scary.
00:00:51It's like you can't even go out to have a good time anymore.
00:00:53Because you might die. You could die.
00:00:56Like the part where they all got shot.
00:00:59I wanted to raise my hand.
00:01:01Oh my god.
00:01:02Can I go away from this?
00:01:03Shoot me next.
00:01:05Ricky, you were amazing.
00:01:07You were a genius.
00:01:09Yeah?
00:01:11Yeah.
00:01:12Hey, what's wrong? Talk to us. We're here.
00:01:15Ricky, talk.
00:01:17I told you guys to invite my dad.
00:01:20What the fuck, bro?
00:01:22Hey, Ricky.
00:01:23Show tonight, man.
00:01:24Yes, guys.
00:01:25Hey.
00:01:26How you doing?
00:01:27So, all right. Call time tomorrow is at 9 a.m.
00:01:29All right?
00:01:30The choreographer wants to go over a couple...
00:01:32Did you check my email?
00:01:33Yeah. No, I did get an email from you about a tuna sandwich.
00:01:37A wrap?
00:01:38Yeah, tuna. Yeah, I did get that.
00:01:40Mm-hmm.
00:01:41Yeah.
00:01:42And somebody stole it or something?
00:01:44Nope.
00:01:45Okay.
00:01:46Somebody moved it.
00:01:48Oh, God.
00:01:49All right.
00:01:50From there to right there?
00:01:52Yeah.
00:01:54Okay.
00:01:55That is unacceptable.
00:01:57That is a gateway crime, and whoever did it is gonna come back and kill Ricky.
00:02:03I'm Babs.
00:02:07Ricky's agent.
00:02:10I'm Maria.
00:02:11I'm also Ricky's agent.
00:02:12Oh, you've got two agents?
00:02:14Yeah.
00:02:15You know, I'm an actor.
00:02:16Two.
00:02:17Me and Ricky, we had a scene here.
00:02:18You remember the scene, right?
00:02:19Did you check the footage?
00:02:22To see who was coming in here and moving all my shit around him?
00:02:26Oh!
00:02:27No!
00:02:28My sandals are gone!
00:02:29Oh.
00:02:32I knew this would happen!
00:02:34Gateway Crimes.
00:02:35Right!
00:02:36Our client is not happy here.
00:02:40You never believe actors when they tell you about...
00:02:43Oh, they're right here!
00:02:45My sandals are right here!
00:02:49Where's my backpack?
00:02:50Oh.
00:02:51Where's my...
00:02:52Gosh.
00:02:53It's right here!
00:02:54Ricky!
00:02:55I found it.
00:02:56D'Auring!
00:02:57Kittah tus chanclas aqui!
00:02:59Aplastate!
00:03:00Pinch a mochila!
00:03:03Breathe.
00:03:10I know this calms you down.
00:03:11I'm gonna go.
00:03:16We invited your dad.
00:03:21I called him myself.
00:03:22to let me come.
00:03:25I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation.
00:03:29Right, right.
00:03:30Are you even sure that he loves you?
00:03:33Well, that's a good reason for him not to come.
00:03:36If he doesn't love you...
00:03:38I'm going to go see him tomorrow morning.
00:03:42Babe, bad idea.
00:03:43Why?
00:03:44My comp seats are always empty.
00:03:47Every time.
00:03:48It's humiliating.
00:03:53Okay, first of all, you're a star.
00:03:55You can't feel humiliation.
00:03:57You can't feel anything.
00:03:59Great, first of all.
00:04:00And now a solid second of all,
00:04:03comps are for losers.
00:04:05Those seats are supposed to be empty.
00:04:07Nobody notices.
00:04:08Wait, Ricky, I noticed that nobody claimed your comp seats.
00:04:13Do you mind if I take them?
00:04:14Because my parents are in town.
00:04:15I kind of wanted to bring them to the show.
00:04:18I said, is it okay if I take them?
00:04:24Because my parents are in town.
00:04:33I'm capable and prepared for every role that comes my way.
00:04:38I enjoy acting.
00:04:41I enjoy being...
00:04:42Hey.
00:05:02Hey, Ricky, what's going on?
00:05:09Where were you last night?
00:05:12Oh, you missed my show.
00:05:27Come on, let's go eat.
00:05:30I can't do work. I can't, son.
00:06:00Okay.
00:06:02Okay.
00:06:03Okay.
00:06:04Let's go.
00:06:06My name is Gabriel, I'm an immigrant, I work in a shitty shop.
00:06:36I work in a shitty shop and I'm jealous of my son's success.
00:06:44I hate his success.
00:06:48God.
00:06:49Uh-huh, I thought you couldn't leave on your lunch break.
00:07:00Ricky.
00:07:03What the shit is this?
00:07:10Look at what words are you talking about.
00:07:12I didn't think so.
00:07:13Hello!
00:07:14You're gonna go fuck this dog and your lunch break!
00:07:18You're gonna go fuck this dog and your lunch break!
00:07:29Where did you get that thing?
00:07:31Se llama Carmina.
00:07:33This is so gross.
00:07:35What's wrong with you?
00:07:36What's happening right now?
00:07:42Ricky.
00:07:43Dejé el trabajo.
00:07:44En una semana se entregó las llaves del apartamento y me voy pa' Mexico.
00:07:54You're moving to Mexico?
00:07:56When were you gonna tell me?
00:07:57Ya estoy cansado.
00:07:58Desde que llegué a este país, no he dejado de trabajar.
00:08:03Estoy harto.
00:08:04Mejor me voy pa' mi tierra.
00:08:06Tu tierra?
00:08:07Dad, you haven't been to Mexico since I was born.
00:08:10This is your home now.
00:08:17Te iba a hablar una vez que arreglar este asunto con Carmina.
00:08:21Ya ves como suena ya de machistas.
00:08:23Yo no quiero que ella viva eso.
00:08:27So...
00:08:32Solder?
00:08:33No seas ridículo.
00:08:36Encontré una familia que la quiere adoptar.
00:08:39En el Insta.
00:08:41Me voy a conocerlos.
00:08:43You found a family to adopt her on Insta?
00:08:48Me voy a conocerlos para ver qué clase de gente son.
00:08:53Te hablo cuando regrese.
00:08:56Buena suerte esta noche en tu show, mi hijo.
00:09:00When I asked you why you didn't follow me on my Instagram account,
00:09:04you said it was because you didn't know how.
00:09:06But you just called Instagram Insta.
00:09:09So I'm just a little fucking confused about that statement right now.
00:09:18Whoa!
00:09:19Where are you going?
00:09:26Dad?
00:09:27I'm sorry.
00:09:40I'm sorry.
00:09:53Where does this family live?
00:09:55Maybe I can drop you guys off on the way to the city.
00:10:07For sure.
00:10:10What?
00:10:12Drive-thru, right? That's fine.
00:10:27Hey, you and me, cabrón, Xanoves!
00:10:29Hi, Gabriel.
00:10:31This is Yasmin.
00:10:33I'm so excited to meet you and Carmina
00:10:36and show you our wonderful cabin.
00:10:39The address here is 5742 Whispering Lane.
00:10:44I think she's gonna love it here.
00:10:46что-called килограмма?
00:10:47I think she's gonna love it here.
00:10:48I think she's gonna love it.
00:10:52Let's prep her as well as the one.
00:10:55I think she's gonna love it next time...
00:10:56Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:10:57I like that.
00:10:58Let's do it.
00:10:59We're done.
00:11:00I like that.
00:11:01I can't do it.
00:11:32But it continues all the way down that road.
00:11:43It's all ours.
00:11:46I think she's going to be very happy here.
00:11:51Que rico.
00:11:53I wish I could stay here.
00:11:56A man could die in a place like this.
00:12:02Well, it's perfect for a strong man like you.
00:12:07Hey, don't flirt with me.
00:12:11I might ask you out for coffee.
00:12:16I mean, it's all right.
00:12:19But did we really have to walk all the way over here?
00:12:21Oh, I'm sorry.
00:12:24I wanted you to get a sense of the size.
00:12:27Oh, for sure.
00:12:28For sure.
00:12:32Uh, you could have just pointed at this tree and been like,
00:12:34it goes all the way over there.
00:12:38Well, I didn't know you were in such a hurry.
00:12:41My apologies.
00:12:42Oh, it's cool.
00:12:43It's cool.
00:12:43But, you know, I saw we had a wheelchair.
00:12:47Ya, pues.
00:12:50Jasmine, what do you do here?
00:12:52I write.
00:12:54I've actually finished several dissertations right here.
00:12:58So you want to be a writer?
00:13:00I am a writer.
00:13:01I, uh, I'm a published scientist.
00:13:06Scientist.
00:13:07What does that even mean?
00:13:09It means I hold several master's degrees
00:13:12and I'm in the final stages of finishing my Ph.D.
00:13:17That's what that means.
00:13:19Una doctora.
00:13:20Mira nomás.
00:13:21Si, doctora.
00:13:23Jasmine.
00:13:25Jasmine, who are your guests?
00:13:27Oh, uh, Gabrielle, uh, this is my mother, Dolores.
00:13:34True.
00:13:35She lives here, too.
00:13:37Hello, I'm Gabrielle, and this is Carmina.
00:13:43And I'm Ricky.
00:13:45Oh.
00:13:46Yes, that Ricky.
00:13:47Ricky.
00:13:49Oh, uh, Dolores, Dolores, what are you doing here?
00:13:55Oh, Snip.
00:13:57Tell your mom about us.
00:14:00Oh.
00:14:00Oh.
00:14:01I, I let her, I did tell her, actually.
00:14:05Oh, uh, mm.
00:14:08Oh, oh.
00:14:09Ooh.
00:14:09Mm.
00:14:14About that coffee.
00:14:17Vamos a tomarnos ese cafecito.
00:14:19Coffee.
00:14:20Yes.
00:14:23Dolores, ¿no?
00:14:24What?
00:14:26I'm the hostess.
00:14:28Can I have a banana?
00:14:30I won't be here.
00:14:36Oh, be careful.
00:14:42Uh, maybe get it from the other side.
00:14:44I...
00:14:45Right, I think that would help.
00:14:49You are a heartbreaker.
00:14:55Me?
00:14:56I knew it.
00:14:57No.
00:14:58I have only one woman in my life before Carmina.
00:15:05Ricky's mom.
00:15:07And then it was only me and Ricky.
00:15:11I raised him alone.
00:15:13I love helping people.
00:15:20That's why I got into it.
00:15:22Helping people express themselves and open up how they feel.
00:15:28I want to help everyone express their thoughts and how they feel.
00:15:36How did you and Carmina meet?
00:15:38Ready, Dad?
00:15:39La señorita nos invitó a que nos quedáramos en la noche.
00:15:46Y yo quisiera aceptar.
00:15:47Can you spend the night here?
00:15:49So you're gonna stay?
00:15:50Mm-hmm.
00:15:51That's great.
00:15:52Dad, I was just...
00:15:53You said you were gonna come see me
00:15:55in the show I'm starring in at the L.A.T.C.
00:15:59Lupe...
00:16:00Lupe...
00:16:00Lupe Tiberos Theater?
00:16:02Yeah, you've mentioned it a couple of times.
00:16:06Andale, tú.
00:16:07Después hablamos.
00:16:08So you're gonna miss my show again?
00:16:12Fucking wonderful!
00:16:30Hijo, no se ponga así, por favor.
00:16:34Whatever.
00:16:35Whatever.
00:16:36Whatever.
00:16:37What's going on, Dad?
00:16:43Ricky, la noche de tu show, ayer en el taller, me pasó algo.
00:16:55Me desmayé.
00:16:57Y, bueno...
00:16:59Para no hacerte la cansada...
00:17:07Tengo cáncer.
00:17:10Is everything okay?
00:17:14Te dije que tengo cáncer.
00:17:18I don't understand.
00:17:19Tengo cáncer terminal.
00:17:24Tengo cáncer terminal.
00:17:35What's the treatment plan?
00:17:36¿Qué plan puede haber?
00:17:38No tengo papeles.
00:17:39Tuve suerte de que no me deportaron ahí en el hospital.
00:17:45You're just gonna leave to Mexico?
00:17:46That's not a plan, either.
00:17:49¿Tú qué vas a entender?
00:17:50Tú eres de aquí.
00:17:51Tú eres americano.
00:17:53¿Qué vas a saber de extrañar tu tierra?
00:17:56¿Tú qué vas a entender de ser un extranjero toda tu vida?
00:18:01No quiero que nadie se haga cargo de mí.
00:18:04Allá no sería una carga para nadie.
00:18:07Carga?
00:18:07You're not a burden, Dad.
00:18:12Dale tiempo.
00:18:13De pronto me van a ver empujándome en una silla de ruedas como si fuera un viejito.
00:18:18No, gracias.
00:18:18Yo no.
00:18:20A mí nunca me verán en una silla de ruedas.
00:18:24Al vaquero herido se le lleva arrastrando a su rancho.
00:18:27Ni silla de ruedas ni nada.
00:18:31Ricky.
00:18:34¿Te puedo pedir algo?
00:18:35No le vayas a comentar nada de esto a la Carmina.
00:18:41Mention what?
00:18:42The show?
00:18:43I mean, you know, it's hard to get comps, but I only have one for you.
00:18:48No, hombre.
00:18:50Ella piensa que voy a México a arreglar los papeles de los terrenos de mi hermano.
00:18:56Okay.
00:18:58¿Me haces ese favor, sí o no?
00:19:00I, uh, just put a pot of fresh coffee on.
00:19:07I won't say anything.
00:19:09Okay.
00:19:10Uh, sí, gracias.
00:19:11Gracias.
00:19:11Sorry, I was looking for the living room.
00:19:29Hey, hey, hey.
00:19:30I know you.
00:19:34From TV, right?
00:19:40Have you ever met a celebrity before or am I your first?
00:19:44I met Barack Obama once.
00:19:46Oh, come on.
00:19:49I was just kidding.
00:19:51You're my first.
00:19:53Celebrities are just like you and, yes, me.
00:19:55Hmm?
00:19:56Me and Barry, we're just like you people.
00:19:59Hmm.
00:20:00Flawed and afraid, huh?
00:20:04I'm going to go right here.
00:20:07What's going on?
00:20:07What's, uh, what's going on in here?
00:20:11I'm your mom's first.
00:20:13Did you know that?
00:20:13Dolores, Dolores, these people are very important guests.
00:20:20They need their space and privacy.
00:20:22Uh, I have Carmina in the hallway.
00:20:24Where are you going to take her?
00:20:26Dad, Dolores has seen me on TV.
00:20:30Maybe from the hit show CSI Corona.
00:20:32Where did you watch me?
00:20:33Uh, I have her things in the car.
00:20:35I'm going to go get them.
00:20:37I guess I'll move into the room.
00:20:39Oh, actually, um, actually, Carmina will stay with me.
00:20:44In the room.
00:20:45Well, where am I supposed to sleep?
00:20:49Oh!
00:20:50Oh!
00:20:51Oh!
00:20:52Oh!
00:20:53Oh!
00:21:19Oh!
00:21:20Right up!
00:21:21Right up!
00:21:22Right up!
00:21:23Stop!
00:21:24Every British American, you know.
00:21:26Well stop us.
00:21:27Here are more of course!
00:21:28There is one of them!
00:21:30Oh!
00:21:31Look at this now!
00:21:32Here!
00:21:33I love this!
00:21:34Go, go, go!
00:21:35Come on!
00:21:36I love this!
00:21:37I love this!
00:21:39I love this!
00:21:40I love this!
00:21:42Bye!
00:21:44Bye!
00:23:46Just show yourself.
00:23:54You.
00:23:56Just on a light job.
00:23:58What?
00:24:00Oh, I thought you asked me what I was doing here.
00:24:03What are you doing here?
00:24:05Hey, who's that guy who's staying at the house?
00:24:13Is he a friend?
00:24:15That's so cool.
00:24:17Stay away from the house.
00:24:20Who's that lady in the wheelchair?
00:24:27Who's that lady in the wheelchair?
00:24:27What's that?
00:24:47What?
00:24:47You know, I really don't feel the need to answer any of your questions.
00:24:56What are you doing out here?
00:25:02Geez, what is this?
00:25:06I saw you talking to someone.
00:25:09Fine.
00:25:09I was talking to Dolores.
00:25:11Your mom?
00:25:13Yes.
00:25:14I was bringing her a snack.
00:25:15Because unlike some people, I actually care about my parents.
00:25:19What does that mean?
00:25:24Tell me, Ricky.
00:25:26Do you love Carmina, too?
00:25:29Why did you come up here with your dad?
00:25:31Because I'm not going to let him stay in this freak show.
00:25:36He's coming home with me to live his best possible life he could ever dream of or ever imagine.
00:25:42My life.
00:25:44Hmm.
00:25:46Have you ever wondered if that's the life that he wants?
00:25:51What are you after?
00:25:54What's your angle?
00:25:57Excuse me?
00:25:58Game recognized game.
00:26:03It doesn't matter.
00:26:05I don't care.
00:26:07Tomorrow this time, me and my dad will be in my penthouse in DTLA,
00:26:11and you're going to be smelling Carmina's plastic farts watching me on TV.
00:26:22Good night.
00:26:28We know your journey to America was difficult.
00:26:53And we thank you for taking care of our home and garden as if it were your very own?
00:26:58Now, we've got someone that wants to meet you.
00:27:03My daughter!
00:27:06I'm so sorry!
00:27:07I've seen her five years!
00:27:10I'm so sorry!
00:27:11I'm so sorry!
00:27:12I'm so sorry!
00:27:13I'm so sorry!
00:27:14I'm so sorry!
00:27:15Let's go!
00:27:16I'm so sorry!
00:27:17I'm so sorry!
00:27:18I'm so sorry!
00:27:19This is going right up on me!
00:27:20Stop!
00:27:21Every great star of Americans, too!
00:27:22You stop that!
00:27:23We're in our home and our garden absolutely beautiful!
00:27:25He's one of us!
00:27:26What would we do without him?
00:27:27He belongs here in Los Estados Unidos!
00:27:30No!
00:27:31No!
00:27:32No!
00:27:33No!
00:27:34Come on!
00:27:35Stop!
00:27:36Immigrants are Americans, too!
00:27:38Ah!
00:27:39All right, that's enough!
00:27:40That's enough!
00:27:41That's enough!
00:27:42That's enough!
00:27:43That's enough!
00:27:44Are you filming?
00:27:45I'm filming this!
00:27:46Oh, he's allowed to film it!
00:27:47He can film if he wants!
00:27:48And who do you think you are?
00:27:49Just a Mexican guy!
00:27:50Just like you!
00:27:51Just like you!
00:27:55So, uh, what's the plan for today?
00:27:58We'll see.
00:28:01Ricky, I'm very happy that you're here.
00:28:08Tag me.
00:28:09Whatever you do, you tag me in it, okay?
00:28:10Ice is not nice!
00:28:11What are you talking about?
00:28:12This isn't about you!
00:28:13My roses are dying already!
00:28:14That's gonna be Iceman 69.
00:28:16Oh.
00:28:17My.
00:28:18God.
00:28:19Oh, I know, right?
00:28:21How are you even watching this?
00:28:23We don't have cable.
00:28:24Luckily, I had one of these in my car.
00:28:27My performance was critically acclaimed.
00:28:30I won an LMC award for this.
00:28:32Arriba, Arriba, Latino!
00:28:34What's an LMC award, you ask?
00:28:36I'll tell you.
00:28:38Latino Media Coalition.
00:28:40Oh.
00:28:41I mean.
00:28:43I'm putting more brown people on TV.
00:28:46What are you doing for Latinos?
00:28:47I've sacrificed my youth studying the effects of housing policy on immigrant communities.
00:28:54Do you even speak Spanish?
00:28:56That's what I thought.
00:28:57Well, my parents didn't teach me Spanish because they didn't want me to be discriminated against.
00:29:01Bullshit.
00:29:02I heard they tried to teach you, but then the doctors told them to stop because you were too dumb.
00:29:08Not that my medical history is any of your business, but I actually suffered from a childhood learning disability.
00:29:15I suppose Dolores told you about that?
00:29:18I learned both languages as a kid.
00:29:21That was smart as fuck.
00:29:23Oh, Dad.
00:29:25At least I graduated from high school.
00:29:27Did you tell her that?
00:29:33Why would you tell her that?
00:29:36Pardon.
00:29:37Dad, I have agents.
00:29:44Do you even know what that is?
00:29:46I have two of them.
00:29:47Yes, I know.
00:29:49But it's going to be better.
00:29:51First, God.
00:29:53Amen.
00:29:54Amen.
00:29:55Oh, shut up.
00:29:57Please be an adult, Ricky.
00:29:59Adult?
00:30:00You're the one who's living with your mom.
00:30:02I promised that woman that I would not leave the house until I was married under the eyes of the law.
00:30:08And of the Lord.
00:30:11You're so full of shit.
00:30:13Our relationship is elevated above parental constructs.
00:30:17We're friends.
00:30:19Nope.
00:30:20You're codependent.
00:30:21Oh, yeah?
00:30:22What about you?
00:30:23I left when I was 15.
00:30:25I raised myself.
00:30:26You didn't even see me.
00:30:29Right, Dad?
00:30:32Or hear me.
00:30:34And yet, you drag him around everywhere you go.
00:30:38You might as well be living in your old room under his rules.
00:30:47Ricky.
00:30:48Oh, gosh.
00:30:49We were worried.
00:30:50We got your message.
00:30:51We're on our way.
00:30:52Okay, sorry.
00:30:53We're not actually on our way.
00:30:54I'm in line getting coffee.
00:30:56Okay, sorry.
00:30:57She's not actually in line getting coffee.
00:30:59We're in the bathroom.
00:31:00Excuse me while I talk to someone who actually heard about me.
00:31:03If we're lying, nobody cares.
00:31:04Everyone knows we go together.
00:31:05Ricky, we've been worried sick.
00:31:07I promise.
00:31:08We were.
00:31:09You know what?
00:31:10We really were.
00:31:11I do need to get coffee after this, though.
00:31:13As you get a manicure.
00:31:14Do we have time?
00:31:15We have time.
00:31:16We don't have time to get a manicure.
00:31:17We barely have time to use the bathroom.
00:31:28I have to leave soon.
00:31:33I wish I had more time.
00:31:34I have a question for you.
00:31:39Why do you want Carmina in your life?
00:31:43You two have shared such wonderful moments together.
00:31:49Mm-hmm.
00:31:50But one day, you will be gone.
00:31:55But she left.
00:31:57She will still be here.
00:32:01And because of that, so will your love.
00:32:08You have filled her up with your love.
00:32:17What's wrong?
00:32:24Why don't you two stay for dinner?
00:32:26Oh, I have the perfect dress for her.
00:32:31What?
00:32:32What?
00:32:33What's wrong?
00:32:36I feel this is the first time we can be a couple.
00:32:44I feel that you are our first friend.
00:33:01You're pooping.
00:33:02I feel that you've come from all the leaves,
00:33:04you've got to keep in touch.
00:33:06You're pooping!
00:33:07I feel that you are our first friend.
00:33:08You've got to make a meal.
00:33:09No.
00:33:10I can't get to the plane in my life.
00:33:12Oh.
00:33:14What?
00:33:15I feel like I'm the guy.
00:33:17I'm not sorry.
00:33:18I'm the one.
00:33:19I'm the one.
00:33:20I feel like that.
00:33:21You've got to make a meal.
00:33:23I feel like I'm the one.
00:33:24I feel like I'm that close.
00:33:26Are you doing if I am the same?
00:33:27Hey, is that yoga?
00:33:32No.
00:33:34Transcendental meditation.
00:33:36What's the difference?
00:33:37One is free and the other one is $2,000.
00:33:40I took the class twice, though, so it was like $4,000.
00:33:46It's pretty dope, though.
00:33:48I have an idea.
00:33:50And I have ears to hear it.
00:33:52You should audition for Dancing with the Stars.
00:33:56Luis, a friend of mine.
00:33:57I have a bunch of friends.
00:33:59He, uh, auditioned for it once.
00:34:02Maybe I can pull some strings.
00:34:06Oh, my God.
00:34:07I'm going to die.
00:34:11Hey, um...
00:34:14Why won't Jasmine get a male doll?
00:34:19Why would she get a female doll?
00:34:22It's just so odd.
00:34:24I don't get it.
00:34:25You know, she's had a rough couple years.
00:34:32Her academic career, bumpy.
00:34:36This whole doll business is a big bump.
00:34:39She'll do that.
00:34:41She'll get real excited about something and then obsess over it.
00:34:45And find something else to obsess about.
00:34:48Like this whole dryness business.
00:34:51Why is she always so dry?
00:34:55Dolores, I'm dry.
00:34:56Dolores, I'm dry.
00:34:57My arms are dry.
00:34:58My face is dry.
00:35:00Dolores, I'm dry.
00:35:01You got lotion.
00:35:02It drives me crazy.
00:35:03But when she's not here and I'm alone, I don't know what to do.
00:35:17It's as if I forgot how to be me.
00:35:21Not Dolores, the mommy.
00:35:23You know, it's just Dolores.
00:35:25You know what I mean?
00:35:30Are you saying Jasmine is a lesbian?
00:35:32Is that what this is about?
00:35:34Because of the chick doll?
00:35:35No.
00:35:36What?
00:35:37No.
00:35:38That's not what I mean.
00:35:39No.
00:35:40She can love whomever she wants.
00:35:42That's not what I mean.
00:35:43It's just that I wish we could talk more.
00:35:47It seems so difficult.
00:35:49It just escalates.
00:35:52And then she does this thing with her.
00:35:58Hey, is this my chair?
00:36:04Oh, look at that tree.
00:36:05Won't they bury our own clothing?
00:36:06Ah!
00:36:07It's all just dead.
00:36:08Look at everything.
00:36:09Here's Mickey.
00:36:10Go around.
00:36:11Go around.
00:36:12I don't want to move my seat.
00:36:13He's alive.
00:36:14Oh, finally.
00:36:15Hop in.
00:36:16It's a tight.
00:36:17You're going to headbutt me.
00:36:18Have you gained weight?
00:36:20Where is it?
00:36:21Shut the door.
00:36:22Where's my face wash?
00:36:23It's in there.
00:36:24Keep looking, honey.
00:36:25I told you guys not to forget it.
00:36:26I knew you.
00:36:27Oh, look.
00:36:28It's right here.
00:36:29Look.
00:36:30Excuse me?
00:36:31You're going to have to choose a different tone.
00:36:32Please.
00:36:33Open the door.
00:36:34Open the door.
00:36:35Ah.
00:36:36I told you guys not to forget it.
00:36:37I knew you.
00:36:38Oh, look.
00:36:39It's right here.
00:36:40Ugh.
00:36:44Ricky, we need to talk.
00:36:45We got a call from the stage manager.
00:36:47He said you didn't show up to the show last night.
00:36:49Uh, how did he sound?
00:36:51Was he freaking out?
00:36:52Did I finally realize how much I carry that show?
00:36:55Do not worry about those losers anymore.
00:36:58We have something to tell you.
00:37:00Something huge!
00:37:01Does the name Kavan Omazaki mean anything to you?
00:37:06What are you talking about?
00:37:07What the fuck's going on, bro?
00:37:09Kavan Omazaki, the Academy Award winning director,
00:37:12is in a very public manner searching for the star of his next film.
00:37:17Okay.
00:37:18A film that every actor in Hollywood would kill to be in.
00:37:21You got me an audition!
00:37:23Ah!
00:37:24Ah!
00:37:25Ah!
00:37:26No.
00:37:27But, even better, he's coming to you.
00:37:31He's coming to the closing night of your play.
00:37:33Tonight.
00:37:34Oh, my fucking God!
00:37:36This is it!
00:37:38This is it, bro!
00:37:40This is it!
00:37:41This is it!
00:37:42This is it!
00:37:43This is it!
00:37:44Yes!
00:37:45Yes!
00:37:46My belly!
00:37:47God.
00:37:48Shit!
00:37:49Oh, my God.
00:37:50What's happening?
00:37:51Let's go.
00:37:57Let's go!
00:37:59We're going to get my dad.
00:38:00Yes!
00:38:03We're not going to let some lesbian take away his love for me.
00:38:07Oh.
00:38:08Drive!
00:38:10We don't have to go in there.
00:38:13We can just set it on fire and go.
00:38:31Okay, let's set it on fire.
00:38:36Oh, my God.
00:38:37Deja vu.
00:38:38This isn't deja vu.
00:38:39Then what am I experiencing right now?
00:38:42In actual memory, we did the exact same thing last week.
00:38:46Rose, we're not going to burn down the cabin.
00:38:50Ugh.
00:38:54Ugh.
00:38:55I'm not going to sit here.
00:38:56Do not do that in public.
00:38:58This is a dwarf seat.
00:39:00Oh, my God.
00:39:01Oh, my God.
00:39:02Oh, my God.
00:39:03You're tiny.
00:39:04You're a small man.
00:39:05Sit down.
00:39:06I'm not a small man.
00:39:10Dad.
00:39:11Tonight is my closing night of my play at the L.A.T.C.
00:39:15L.A.T.C.
00:39:16Lupe Onciveros Theater.
00:39:19Dad?
00:39:20Kabanomizaki's going to be there.
00:39:22The film director.
00:39:24Yes, that Kabanomizaki.
00:39:26Well, that's fantastic news, Ricky.
00:39:33Good job.
00:39:36But we have a dinner party here tonight.
00:39:39We're talking about a real party.
00:39:40It's the closing night.
00:39:41Fully catered.
00:39:42Actually, I don't think it is.
00:39:43I heard they lost money on the play.
00:39:44Ew.
00:39:45Maybe it's a good idea to eat a little something here before you go.
00:40:01Gabrielle, you can't miss Ricky's show.
00:40:04I already have an outfit for Carmina.
00:40:07She will look amazing.
00:40:10Right, Ricky?
00:40:14No.
00:40:15It's not a good idea to bring Carmina.
00:40:19Because...
00:40:24There's no writing there.
00:40:26Oh, yeah.
00:40:27There's no wheelchair access there at the theater.
00:40:32Because there's a lot of steps.
00:40:34Yes, there is a wheelchair access.
00:40:38Really?
00:40:40Yes, Animal.
00:40:41You made the photographer take pictures of us on the ramp.
00:40:44That's because I thought it was a red carpet.
00:40:46Animal, it was a wheelchair ramp.
00:40:48It's like a slanted red carpet.
00:40:50What are you saying?
00:40:51Dad!
00:40:53Dad.
00:40:54This is for us.
00:40:55You and me.
00:41:00Gabrielle, it's okay.
00:41:01I will be here.
00:41:02Carmina won't be alone.
00:41:05That's right.
00:41:06Yes, ma'am.
00:41:07Thanks.
00:41:09So, Dad.
00:41:13No, thank you.
00:41:14Dad, this is it.
00:41:15You're welcome, Ricky.
00:41:16Dad!
00:41:17This is it!
00:41:18Okay?
00:41:19Carmina has a home now.
00:41:21She's fine.
00:41:25We can go now.
00:41:27For good.
00:41:29Well, I would just like to take a moment to pray for Ricky.
00:41:33And may he have a wonderful show.
00:41:35No, thanks.
00:41:36That's not necessary.
00:41:37Our Father who...
00:41:39No.
00:41:40In the name of the Father.
00:41:41You know what?
00:41:42I'll lead the prayer.
00:41:43No, I really want to pray for you.
00:41:45No, you don't pray for me.
00:41:46I pray for me.
00:41:47And you don't pray for Ricky.
00:41:49Ricky prays for Ricky.
00:41:51Our Father who art in heaven...
00:41:53God bless.
00:41:54Okay.
00:41:55Okay.
00:41:56Basta.
00:41:59Jasmine, can we have dinner a little earlier tonight?
00:42:05Will that work for you, Ricky?
00:42:08So you'll come?
00:42:09I'd love to.
00:42:14Dolores!
00:42:16Dolores!
00:42:19What?
00:42:21Dinner will have to be served a little bit earlier.
00:42:25Uh-uh.
00:42:26And we have two new guests.
00:42:28My agents.
00:42:30You have two?
00:42:32Oh my God.
00:42:33That's a sex doll, right?
00:42:34Yes.
00:42:35And they call her Carmina.
00:42:36That's a pretty name.
00:42:38It's your chair.
00:42:39That's it.
00:42:40For you.
00:42:41We did this earlier.
00:42:42It's fine.
00:42:43Don't start again, please.
00:42:44This isn't funny.
00:42:46She looks great.
00:42:47Oh, this is mine.
00:42:48I'm good here.
00:42:49Are you good?
00:42:50What about you?
00:42:51What about you?
00:42:52I'm not going to sit here.
00:42:53I'm not going to sit here.
00:42:54This is your chair.
00:42:55It's your chair.
00:42:56Honey, that's yours.
00:42:57This is your chair.
00:42:58This is your chair.
00:42:59Who is that?
00:43:00I invited someone.
00:43:01You did?
00:43:02Who?
00:43:03Yes, someone I met when I was camping.
00:43:31Oh, everybody.
00:43:38This is Robbie.
00:43:40People call me profe.
00:43:42Where'd you get that chair?
00:43:45This is my chair.
00:43:48Profe, you might not recognize him, but that is Ricky Delgado.
00:44:00Oh, snap.
00:44:01From CSI Corona.
00:44:03Wow, nice.
00:44:06Hey, I don't know if you guys need martial artists.
00:44:15I've been wrapping up my training.
00:44:18I'd love to show you what I got.
00:44:20Cool.
00:44:21Let's see it right now.
00:44:30No.
00:44:31That's not appropriate.
00:44:42There.
00:44:43Absolutely.
00:44:44And you must be Yasmeen, right?
00:44:56It's so dry in here.
00:45:01Is it dry in here?
00:45:03No.
00:45:04No.
00:45:05So how'd you two meet?
00:45:06Oh, well, actually I was putting up the tent and he was hiking in the area.
00:45:16At night?
00:45:17Actually, he was out.
00:45:18I don't like jog.
00:45:19Jogging?
00:45:20It's so weird.
00:45:21You're jogging at night?
00:45:22In the woods?
00:45:23In private property?
00:45:24Well, it was nighttime, so maybe he got lost or something.
00:45:26Ricky here is going to be in a movie.
00:45:27Right, Ricky?
00:45:28Oh, I can't wait.
00:45:29Basically, have you heard of Kavanaugh Mazzocchi?
00:45:41Yeah, which one?
00:45:44It's so exciting.
00:45:45I am so excited.
00:45:46I can't wait to see the movie.
00:45:47Thank you, Dolores.
00:45:49Gabriel, you must be so proud.
00:45:53Thank you, I can't wait.
00:45:56You must be so proud
00:45:59Just mean, what did you tell us about your work? When do you get your PhD? Well, actually
00:46:09So funny
00:46:14The agent she's so funny which one oh just two agents
00:46:20Jasmin told us the greatest story tell us again when you save the man's life
00:46:30Have you heard it Dolores a few times? Yes, we love that story
00:46:36We'd love to hear it again
00:46:39Well, it's the story of an average everyday woman who was selected to fulfill her duty as a US citizen
00:46:48And serve on a jury and how this simple average everyday woman
00:46:56became the head juror and
00:46:59Helped liberate an innocent man
00:47:01Hey, junior
00:47:06I was a juror once
00:47:09And I played an innocent man both at the same time
00:47:14Back when law and order was actually good
00:47:17Spectacular TV
00:47:20Geez Dolores, why don't you read a book once in a while?
00:47:26Hey, how about how about some music?
00:47:30Siri play Anisita Molina
00:47:34Siri Siri
00:47:36Siri, Alexa
00:47:38Siri, Siri
00:47:40Alexa, we need something. Where are they?
00:47:43Hey, something terrible has happened to them.
00:47:45Oh my god, it's gonna hurt
00:47:46All right, all right, that's enough!
00:47:49We don't have a Siri or an Alexa
00:47:53An Alexa
00:47:54I love that one
00:48:10It's cumbia.
00:48:34You know, I'm really getting tired of your elitism, Ricky.
00:48:42You are constantly judging my Latinx-ness.
00:48:45You're barely Latinx-ness.
00:48:48Excuse me?
00:48:51Being Latino-X is way more than just not being white.
00:48:56Oh, that's true.
00:48:59That's it.
00:49:01You and me, right now, we're going to prove who is more Latinx.
00:49:07How?
00:49:09The only way.
00:49:12Cumbia-ton.
00:49:14You want it, you get it.
00:49:17Oh, my God. A dance battle.
00:49:20Yes! Cumbia-ton!
00:49:23Flores!
00:49:25Yeah?
00:49:26His friend Luis, he auditioned for Dancing with the Stars.
00:49:29I love Luis.
00:49:31Ten minutes.
00:49:33Living room.
00:49:37What's with that doll?
00:49:38You've got to work your couch.
00:49:48Yeah, that is...
00:49:51That's really...
00:49:52I don't...
00:49:53Oh.
00:49:56I don't like that.
00:49:57When we friendship.
00:49:59You're a long, you're going, I'll have to ride.
00:50:00Seattle, the Martini…
00:50:01I love you .
00:50:04We got you.
00:50:06We got you
00:50:07We got you, through AA出去.
00:50:08You gotta grill.
00:50:09We got you.
00:50:10We got you.
00:50:11We got it.
00:50:12We got you.
00:50:13We got you.
00:50:14We got you.
00:50:15We got to grow the mountain of people of the Eden.
00:50:19Y canto atrás el ruido de los cantos, y la orquesta sinfónica de los pájaros, amenizará la fiesta de nuestro gran amor.
00:50:37Luna de miel, luna de miel, luna de miel, luna de miel.
00:50:49Luna de miel, luna de miel, luna de miel, luna de miel.
00:51:19Please come back home with me.
00:51:23Dolores, I'm in love with your daughter.
00:51:30I was her faculty advisor at UCLA, and I love her.
00:51:35Good luck, bro. She's a lesbian.
00:51:37Yeah, well, I have soft skin.
00:51:40Like a woman.
00:51:41I mean, we're in an open relationship, and I want more.
00:51:48We weren't supposed to fall in love, but we did.
00:51:51Say something, Yasmin.
00:51:57She was having problems with her first defense, and I put in a good word for her, and our relationship blossomed.
00:52:05And now we've granted her Ph.D. so we can be together.
00:52:08You graduated?
00:52:09You got your Ph.D.?
00:52:11You told me it would take at least another year, that that's what you wanted the doll for, to finish your research.
00:52:18Research?
00:52:19I used my Barcelona money for that.
00:52:22You could stay here.
00:52:24I gave up on my Argentina trip for you, Yasmin.
00:52:27You were pretending to be our friend.
00:52:29I trusted you.
00:52:32We trusted you.
00:52:34You were planning to laugh at us with your students.
00:52:36Mirna is a viejo loco.
00:52:38Yasmin, this is not okay.
00:52:40Yeah, Yasmin.
00:52:41What happened to do no harm?
00:52:43Oh, shut the fuck up.
00:52:46You are pathetic.
00:52:48We hooked up once.
00:52:50I wanted your vote for my defense, and I got it.
00:52:53That's it.
00:52:54And you.
00:52:56Oh, shit.
00:52:57All you do is whine.
00:53:00Whine, whine, whine.
00:53:01My dad doesn't get me.
00:53:02My dad doesn't understand me.
00:53:04Yasmin, baby.
00:53:09This is the size of my heart.
00:53:10And all my life, all I ever wanted was to love and to be loved.
00:53:17But I'm so scared.
00:53:19Ah, gross.
00:53:22Can't you see?
00:53:25I don't like you.
00:53:27You're a creep.
00:53:28You're a stalker.
00:53:30I could never be with you.
00:53:31I could never love you because you are so pathetic.
00:53:34Enough!
00:53:36Don't you talk to him that way.
00:53:38This man just opened his heart up for you.
00:53:41Don't you have any feelings?
00:53:43How can you talk to someone like that?
00:53:45I'm so ashamed of you.
00:53:48You're a liar.
00:53:52You're hateful.
00:53:53You could never love me, could you?
00:54:20Mom's gone, and in your eyes, it's my fault.
00:54:28How could I expect you to love me?
00:54:32Carajo, que dramático eres.
00:54:34Tu sabes que eso no es verdad.
00:54:37I bet you love this piece of plastic.
00:54:39That's for sure.
00:54:40And it's like I'm not even here.
00:54:45Man.
00:54:48I'm on TV, and you still can't see me.
00:55:03I think we're going to take off.
00:55:04Yeah, we should probably go.
00:55:14A veces
00:55:15A veces eres tan enfadoso que,
00:55:21mira, la verdad es que,
00:55:23pues, es...
00:55:25Es que me cae, gordo.
00:55:29Ricky, tú eres la cosa más importante en mi vida
00:55:34Trabajé toda mi vida por ti
00:55:38Dejé de comer por ti
00:55:39Porque eres mi hijo
00:55:42Ricky, yo sé que eres actor
00:55:48Pero conmigo no actúes
00:55:50Déjate de mamadas y háblame derecho, cabrón
00:55:54Porque yo
00:55:55Yo no tengo tiempo para perderlo
00:56:02The show tonight is going to change my life
00:56:11I want you there
00:56:14Ok, ok
00:56:17Carmina is staying
00:56:20She's not going to a landfill
00:56:25She'll still be useful
00:56:27She's for science
00:56:30Can't waste any more time
00:56:33There's no need for awkward goodbyes
00:56:36Just go
00:56:38Now
00:56:39Ok
00:56:46Ok
00:56:48I'll get your stuff
00:56:51I'll get your stuff
00:56:52I'll get your stuff
00:56:52I'll get my stuff
00:56:54I don't know.
00:57:24so
00:59:06Dad?
00:59:10I'm so sorry.
00:59:13We don't have to go in there.
00:59:17We can go back.
00:59:18As you want, my son.
00:59:21What do you want?
00:59:22I want to be with you, my love.
00:59:35Yeah.
00:59:36Laura?
00:59:36Oh, my God.
00:59:41What?
00:59:42Do you have the moisturizer?
00:59:45Laura?
00:59:52Oh, my God.
00:59:55What?
00:59:57Do you have the moisturizer?
00:59:58How are you?
01:00:00This doesn't smell right.
01:00:10Dolores, I can't do it.
01:00:27I'm terrified to leave you.
01:00:31I don't know why.
01:00:42Do you know what kept me going when I was out there in the outside world?
01:00:46This kept me going.
01:00:56Just me?
01:00:58I can't find the charger.
01:01:00And the phone is going to die now.
01:01:03I, yes, me.
01:01:04You always take my things and you never read.
01:01:06Hey, baby, I found the charger.
01:01:13The cat dragged it under the bed.
01:01:15I love you.
01:01:16Bye.
01:01:20Just me.
01:01:21I can't find the cat.
01:01:24Did you get my text messages, ma'am?
01:01:28You kept all my voice views?
01:01:33Why?
01:01:36Because I love you, mom.
01:01:42I'm going to try.
01:01:44Please.
01:01:50Things have to change.
01:01:51Anita, they just have to, baby.
01:01:53I know, mom.
01:01:57You have to listen more.
01:01:59Yes, yes, I will do anything, mom.
01:02:02I want to make it right.
01:02:04You have to take that job.
01:02:06Well, I don't know.
01:02:11You have to take that job.
01:02:16Okay.
01:02:17I will.
01:02:20Oh, and another thing?
01:02:21I think that's going to be nice, muchachos.
01:02:36Yes, muchachos.
01:02:36Yes, muchachos.
01:02:36Yes, muchachos.
01:02:36I don't know.
01:02:54Yes, muchachos.
01:02:56Oh, and another thing.
01:02:58Oh, I'm going to see those movies again.
01:03:28Are they left tonight? They have them on TMC.
01:03:30Dad, I thought we could get them on demand.
01:03:42It's not necessary.
01:03:53Hey.
01:03:54What?
01:03:55I wanted to let you know that I made a few calls to some friends at the oncology department at UCLA.
01:04:05I don't know what kind of cancer your dad has, but they want to see him.
01:04:10Uh, they have programs and studies that can help.
01:04:18And they won't ask for his immigration status.
01:04:22And the best part is he can take Carmina.
01:04:26I wanted you to tell him.
01:04:30I wanted you to tell him.
01:04:32Wow.
01:04:34Thanks.
01:04:38How'd it go with your mom?
01:04:40Things are well with my mom.
01:04:44I have newfound clarity.
01:04:46And it comes with acceptance of the changes that will best serve her as she enters into this new chapter of her life.
01:04:57Shut up for a second.
01:04:58Excuse me?
01:04:59Shh.
01:05:07He's lying, Carmina. We're not going on a vacation.
01:05:09Ricardo!
01:05:10He has cancer.
01:05:19Dad.
01:05:20I don't know why you started to tell him.
01:05:21I was going to tell him in my own terms and in the appropriate moment of time.
01:05:37Dad, it's always later than you think.
01:05:39Just go talk to her.
01:05:40Do it now.
01:05:41And what am I going to tell you?
01:05:42If you already left him like that, just like that!
01:06:11I have cancer, but we are going to conquer it.
01:06:18You know that I do not let me dominate anything.
01:06:31The last time I had a conversation like this was with my wife,
01:06:37moments before her birth, she insisted on talking to us.
01:06:44It's like if she already knew what we expected.
01:06:50And, well, she started talking.
01:06:55And little by little, I realized that she was leaving me.
01:07:07I stayed silent.
01:07:13I did not say anything.
01:07:15Not a single word.
01:07:22That was the last time I heard her voice.
01:07:25That night my Ricky was born.
01:07:37And my wife died.
01:07:40If she was alive, she and Ricky would be the best friends.
01:07:45I don't care about it the day I die.
01:07:51That I was going to say before.
01:07:54To create my son was the most important time of my life.
01:08:00But I didn't love him as he needed.
01:08:03I didn't know how.
01:08:06I didn't know how.
01:08:10Now, I don't care about the day I die.
01:08:15Now, the time is walking.
01:08:18And I'm on the ground.
01:08:19I want you to know.
01:08:23I want you to know that I'm very grateful
01:08:27because you were part of my life.
01:08:30Because I had you.
01:08:32You saved me.
01:08:36You saved me.
01:08:44Carmina.
01:08:46My love.
01:08:55I don't want me to die.
01:09:15I need told you to die.
01:09:16I don't want you to dream of mine now.
01:09:20No, it's fine.
01:09:22But, you're not happy.
01:09:25You're not ashamed.
01:09:27achsen are so existential fragile.
01:09:29You're going to never have no doubts in the senate.
01:09:31No.
01:09:32There you go.
01:09:39She was moving to London through two nights,
01:09:42there were nightmaresreaks.
01:09:42I don't know.
01:10:12I don't know.
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01:11:12I don't know.
01:11:42I don't know.
01:12:12I don't know.
01:12:42I don't know.
01:13:12I don't know.
01:13:16Please leave.
01:13:17I don't know.
01:13:47I don't know.
01:14:17I don't know.
01:14:47I don't know.
01:15:17I don't know.
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01:17:01I don't know.
01:17:03I don't know.
01:17:05I don't know.
01:17:19I don't know.
01:17:21There's been great news all the time.
01:17:23We don't know.
01:17:25We were so tired.
01:17:29Come on.
01:17:31What?
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