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A couple's relationship threatens to collapse under the pressures of life HD ( Drama, Romance )
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00:00:00What you just came and found you
00:00:02It's all wonderful here as we drive through the countryside
00:00:10Oh, yeah, thank you
00:00:30What are you thinking?
00:00:32Excuse me?
00:00:34I can see you didn't really like it
00:00:38So I was wondering what you're thinking
00:00:39I didn't realise I was under surveillance
00:00:44You're just getting the vibe
00:00:47What's wrong with it?
00:00:49Um, where do I start?
00:00:54I think there's a bit much going on
00:00:58Colours
00:00:59Yeah, it's a bit busy
00:01:01Gives me a headache
00:01:03Right
00:01:04What about you?
00:01:07It was definitely not my best piece
00:01:09But
00:01:10You painted this
00:01:16Oh my god, is this your whole event?
00:01:20Yeah
00:01:21I'm so sorry
00:01:23Honestly, it's totally fine
00:01:25No, I'm so sorry
00:01:26Honestly, it's fine
00:01:27I didn't offend you
00:01:28You didn't offend me
00:01:29It happens all the time
00:01:30Thank you for trying to make me feel better
00:01:32But I'm sure that's not the case
00:01:34Can I get you a drink as a way of apologising?
00:01:38No
00:01:38This is your event?
00:01:41Yeah
00:01:41Paying for the champagne?
00:01:43This is my champagne
00:01:43I'm sorry
00:01:44It's okay
00:01:44It's been a really long day
00:01:46Fuck it
00:01:48So what are you doing here?
00:01:53I'm clearly not for the amazing art on the wall
00:01:55Yeah, I was meant to be meeting a friend and she failed on me
00:02:00She's the early one
00:02:03Right
00:02:03Do I know her?
00:02:06Sarah Quinn
00:02:08I don't think she knew you
00:02:10I think she just lives in the area
00:02:12She has really good taste in art
00:02:14But not your friends
00:02:16I'm sorry
00:02:17Honestly, it's totally fine
00:02:19A few of us are going to go out and grab some food after if you wanted to come and join
00:02:24Oh, thank you
00:02:26I can't this evening actually
00:02:30No, it's fine
00:02:32I was just wondering
00:02:32But maybe another time?
00:02:37Do you want to hear more of my thoughts?
00:02:39Yes, I'd love to get more of your thoughts
00:02:40Do you want to critique my, I don't know, my outfit or my face?
00:02:47No, that would be really cool
00:02:48Shall I take your number?
00:02:51Yeah, yeah
00:02:51I'm Tess, by the way
00:02:54Henry, nice to meet you, Tess
00:02:57Nice to meet you
00:02:57Their reaction was to go completely opposite ways
00:02:59Because it's ludicrous surrealism
00:03:01Just say, that's art
00:03:02Hmm
00:03:03So that, is that what you're aiming for?
00:03:09All right, clearly my taste is
00:03:12No, no, no, but how is it going for you, actually?
00:03:15It's going fine
00:03:16It's okay
00:03:17It's okay
00:03:18Yeah
00:03:19It could be better, but
00:03:22Have you ever sold anything?
00:03:24Or from the exhibition, or, like, in general
00:03:27From the exhibition, or, I don't know, in general
00:03:31Yeah
00:03:33You don't think I've sold anything?
00:03:36No, I do, I know
00:03:37Okay, I think we've established I'm not your target audience
00:03:41But there were lots of people there
00:03:44Someone must have bought something
00:03:46Yeah
00:03:46I did, I sold a couple
00:03:49Mm-hmm
00:03:49Well, congratulations
00:03:50Cheers
00:03:51Cheers
00:03:52How much would one of your paintings be?
00:04:02I'm just interested
00:04:03Okay, well, like, the one that you really, really liked
00:04:07For example
00:04:09Yeah
00:04:09Um, you know, it was about 800
00:04:13Wow
00:04:14What, is that a lot?
00:04:19Have you ever been up the chart?
00:04:21I haven't, actually
00:04:23I've been around it
00:04:25Around it
00:04:26Base
00:04:27I've been around the base
00:04:28Like Burrow Market
00:04:29Yeah
00:04:29Yeah
00:04:29I love it down there
00:04:32Have you ever been to that pasta restaurant?
00:04:36Which one's that?
00:04:37It's called
00:04:37Padaya, or Padaya, or something
00:04:40It's like an offshoot of one
00:04:42And it's meant to be
00:04:43The most amazing pasta
00:04:45Is it good?
00:04:46Who have you been?
00:04:46I've been to the original restaurant
00:04:48Yeah, it's really good
00:04:50How long have you been in London?
00:04:52I don't know
00:04:53It's been about
00:04:55Ten years
00:04:56Oh, really?
00:04:58Yeah
00:04:58I don't think I ever want to leave
00:05:00I just feel like it has the ability to
00:05:05I don't know
00:05:07You know when you have, like
00:05:07You know when you have, like, a shit time
00:05:09It picks you up and
00:05:10Sorry, I'm just rambling
00:05:13Yeah, you are
00:05:14No, I don't
00:05:16Honestly, I totally
00:05:16I get what you mean
00:05:18It's like a
00:05:19An old friend or something, isn't it?
00:05:22Knows all your secrets
00:05:23But doesn't judge you for them
00:05:24Yeah
00:05:26Exactly
00:05:27Cold
00:05:30You cold?
00:05:31Yeah
00:05:32No
00:05:32Do you want my jacket?
00:05:35No, I'm fine
00:05:35I'm an independent man
00:05:40Never said you weren't
00:05:43What do you want to do?
00:05:50I don't know
00:05:51Should we
00:05:51Have a walk or
00:05:54Or kiss
00:06:15Had a really nice day
00:06:20Good morning
00:06:27Good morning
00:06:27Good morning
00:06:29My mum made us some breakfast
00:06:32Your mum?
00:06:34Yeah, it's my mum's place
00:06:35All right
00:06:36I'm joking
00:06:37It's not my mum's place
00:06:39It's my place
00:06:39I have got you
00:06:41The full English
00:06:42Henry extravaganza
00:06:44Oh
00:06:44Thank you
00:06:46Did she forget
00:06:47I'm actually vegetarian
00:06:49Fuck
00:06:51No
00:06:51No, it's so nice of you
00:06:53Oh, I'm so sorry
00:06:54No, it's fine
00:06:55Thank you
00:06:57Oh, well
00:06:57Sorry
00:06:58Do you like coffee?
00:07:00I love coffee
00:07:01Good
00:07:01Okay
00:07:02Do you like it black?
00:07:04Oh, shit
00:07:05Sorry
00:07:05Fuck
00:07:06Oh, shit
00:07:07Oh, fuck
00:07:08Oh
00:07:09Okay
00:07:10No, no, no
00:07:11These are fucking
00:07:12These are quite important
00:07:13Oh, that's fucked
00:07:15Important
00:07:15Yes
00:07:16These are actually my mum's
00:07:18These are honestly her favourite
00:07:20Can you just get out
00:07:20Because I need to change it
00:07:21Oh, no
00:07:21I'm sorry
00:07:22Okay
00:07:23Oh, fuck
00:07:24What?
00:07:24Can you not just leave?
00:07:25I think it will come out
00:07:26It's just like
00:07:27It's kind of the same colour, isn't it?
00:07:28Yeah
00:07:29I'll just have to tell you
00:07:29That you saw with the sheets
00:07:30Nice
00:07:32Yeah, like Spud in Trainspotting
00:07:34What's that?
00:07:36Spud in Trainspotting
00:07:37Please tell me you've seen Trainspotting
00:07:39No
00:07:40You haven't seen Trainspotting
00:07:41Oh, my God
00:07:42I'm sorry
00:07:42Oh, my God
00:07:43Okay
00:07:44Well, I'm going to forget that
00:07:45But there's a scene in it where
00:07:46Okay, the character Spud
00:07:48He's one of the characters in it
00:07:50Played by Ewan Bremner
00:07:51Which isn't important
00:07:52But anyway
00:07:52He goes and stays
00:07:54And his girlfriend
00:07:55Who lives with her parents
00:07:56At their house
00:07:56And because he's coming off heroin
00:07:58Well, they sort of get
00:07:59Loosey-goosey bowels
00:08:00And
00:08:01Great
00:08:01Okay
00:08:02Anyway, he wakes up
00:08:04And he's kind of
00:08:06Soiled himself
00:08:07So he gets a duvet
00:08:09And grabs it up
00:08:09And he goes downstairs
00:08:10To put it in the washing machine
00:08:11But the mum and the dad
00:08:12And the girlfriend
00:08:13Are all down there
00:08:13Having their breakfast
00:08:14And then
00:08:15The mum says
00:08:18I'll put it in the washing machine
00:08:19And then he says
00:08:20No, I'll do it
00:08:21And they kind of have this tussle
00:08:24And then
00:08:24The sheets pull apart
00:08:27And then shit
00:08:28Just
00:08:28Splatters on everyone's face
00:08:32Oh
00:08:33Gotta see that movie
00:08:36Yeah
00:08:37Although you describe it so well
00:08:40There's more to the film than that
00:08:42I don't know why I just said that
00:08:45No, it's a good
00:08:46It's a nice kind of like
00:08:47Mood setter
00:08:48Yeah
00:08:49Careful, you're in the fucking garbage
00:08:53Where's the one place
00:09:02That you'd want to go to
00:09:03In the world
00:09:03That you haven't been to
00:09:04Before you die
00:09:05What?
00:09:09Before I die?
00:09:10This is a serious question
00:09:12Yeah, but why do I have to die?
00:09:15Couldn't it just be
00:09:15Some place I want to go to?
00:09:17Unless I'm ill
00:09:19Um
00:09:23Okay
00:09:25You've travelled, right?
00:09:27You have a passport
00:09:27Yes, I have a passport
00:09:30And yeah, I'm really well travelled
00:09:33Ireland doesn't count
00:09:35Okay, I'm not that well travelled
00:09:37Um
00:09:39I don't know
00:09:40California?
00:09:43California?
00:09:44Yeah
00:09:44Why California?
00:09:46Yeah
00:09:46What are you doing?
00:09:47What are you doing?
00:09:48What are you doing?
00:09:49What are you doing?
00:09:50Um
00:09:51I don't know
00:09:52I guess everyone just seems really friendly
00:09:54Over there, you know
00:09:55Positive and
00:09:57It's really sunny
00:09:58Liberal
00:09:59Liberal
00:10:00Liberal
00:10:01Yes, liberal
00:10:03Okay, well
00:10:05Let's go to California
00:10:07What, now?
00:10:08What, now?
00:10:09Someday
00:10:10You and me
00:10:11California
00:10:12Yeah
00:10:13Okay
00:10:14Alright
00:10:15Have a good day
00:10:16A day
00:10:17Yeah
00:10:18Bye
00:10:19I see you tonight
00:10:21I see you tonight
00:10:25I see you tonight
00:10:27Hello
00:10:29Hello
00:10:30Hello
00:10:59I see you tonight
00:11:00How about the
00:11:26It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
00:11:45Did you sleep okay?
00:11:53Not really.
00:11:54Really?
00:11:55No.
00:11:56Did I snore?
00:11:59You do snore a little bit.
00:12:01Did you know that?
00:12:02No, fuck off.
00:12:04No one has ever told me I've snored, so.
00:12:07I'll call it next time.
00:12:09You snore and you dribble a little bit as well.
00:12:11Like this.
00:12:12No, can you?
00:12:17That's you.
00:12:18Okay, changing the subject.
00:12:21Sorry, I'm disgusting myself.
00:12:27You just dribbled on my leg.
00:12:31Sorry.
00:12:32What the fuck?
00:12:34Oh my God.
00:12:36Okay, here's a top tip.
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:41From Cosmo.
00:12:43Go on, tip me.
00:12:45Okay.
00:12:46Next time you can't sleep.
00:12:47Yeah.
00:12:48Count octopus feet.
00:12:50Count octopus feet?
00:12:51Octopus feet?
00:12:52Yeah, works a treat.
00:12:54Count to eight.
00:12:56Octopuses only have eight endopuses.
00:12:58Eight endopuses.
00:12:59Or, okay, if you don't like that one.
00:13:01Okay.
00:13:02Burning tigers.
00:13:04Works every time.
00:13:05Why have they got to be on fire?
00:13:07I don't know.
00:13:08I just...
00:13:10Someone tell me.
00:13:11Do they have to be on fire?
00:13:12Yeah.
00:13:13It works.
00:13:15Or I could just, you know,
00:13:16give you a nudge and stop you snoring.
00:13:20Sure.
00:13:21And dribbling.
00:13:22Yes.
00:13:25I'm actually, like...
00:13:28I'm done.
00:13:30You're not having any more.
00:13:36I think it's really cool.
00:13:37I feel like I should wash my face, actually.
00:13:38Please, please do.
00:13:42Do you want a tissue or something?
00:13:43No.
00:13:44I want to sleep.
00:13:45Well, I haven't done your show.
00:13:46There's not a bomb on him.
00:13:48Here and Jay were mucking about until you spill this drink.
00:13:50This is all mental.
00:13:52I'm so precious about his friends.
00:13:54You always kicked her out.
00:13:55No way.
00:13:59Is that Jason behind Ollie?
00:14:01Stop looking at me.
00:14:03Why are we watching this?
00:14:05Just...
00:14:06Please.
00:14:07It's good.
00:14:08Give it...
00:14:09Just give it, like, ten minutes.
00:14:10It's literally...
00:14:11the worst human beings on the planet.
00:14:14All together.
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:16I don't get it.
00:14:17What's the point in watching this?
00:14:18It's just so...
00:14:19It's actually really smart.
00:14:20He's going to Oxford next to him.
00:14:21How many times do I have to turn you?
00:14:24Oxford is losing...
00:14:25Entertaining.
00:14:27It's also...
00:14:28It is actually kind of interesting to watch from just the perspective of, like...
00:14:32Just the way men deal with the situation compared to women.
00:14:36All right, so it's a piece of social commentary.
00:14:39Yes, thank you.
00:14:40Don't be silly.
00:14:41I mean, I literally feel about 30% dumber since it started, which is about two minutes
00:14:46ago.
00:14:47Oh, shut up.
00:14:48Jesus.
00:14:49Okay, so this guy...
00:14:50Yeah.
00:14:51He...
00:14:52He came in, like, a week ago or something, and then...
00:14:56Did you see the girl in the pink...
00:14:58Yeah, I see her.
00:15:00With the real...
00:15:01Yeah.
00:15:02Yeah.
00:15:03The real...
00:15:04Real...
00:15:05Anyway, so he...
00:15:06Sorry, just hang on.
00:15:07Come on, mate.
00:15:08You promised you that to come back.
00:15:09Yeah, I will.
00:15:10Oh, my God.
00:15:12So he...
00:15:13Sorry.
00:15:14He made a play for her, even though she's kind of in a relationship or whatever.
00:15:19So now, tonight's episode's going to be, like, the repercussions.
00:15:23Okay.
00:15:24The count's six months, then we're free to do what we like.
00:15:27Oh, wow.
00:15:28Attaching it to the silver stick.
00:15:32Do you know what we should do?
00:15:33He made a play for...
00:15:34A little documentary.
00:15:35I don't know how come he's doing that with that one, then?
00:15:37What, you want to make a documentary about how to shoot this place?
00:15:40Yes, exactly.
00:15:42No.
00:15:43No.
00:15:44Oh, here we go.
00:15:46Yeah.
00:15:48Oh, I'm very good.
00:15:49Is that okay?
00:15:50No.
00:15:51Come on, mate.
00:15:52The one with the incredible tits?
00:15:53Yeah?
00:15:54Come on.
00:15:55Probably for the best, mate.
00:15:56He's a dick.
00:15:57They're taking him down to me.
00:15:58He's a complete penis.
00:15:59Yeah.
00:16:00I still don't get it.
00:16:01I don't...
00:16:02I don't...
00:16:03I don't mean to be intrusive, but it smells like something's burning.
00:16:07Yeah.
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09Yeah.
00:16:10Yeah.
00:16:11It smells like something's burning.
00:16:12Yeah.
00:16:13Yeah.
00:16:14Yeah.
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:16It smells like something's burning.
00:16:17Yeah.
00:16:18Yeah.
00:16:19Yeah.
00:16:20Yeah.
00:16:21Yeah.
00:16:22Yeah.
00:16:23Right.
00:16:24Right.
00:16:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:16:26Okay.
00:16:27This.
00:16:28There we go.
00:16:29Wow.
00:16:30There I go.
00:16:31This looks, um...
00:16:32I don't know.
00:16:33Well, it's all in the taste.
00:16:35I don't know how this looks.
00:16:37Okay.
00:16:38Try it.
00:16:39It's not gonna kill you.
00:16:40Try it.
00:16:41Okay.
00:16:42Huh?
00:16:43Okay.
00:16:44Mm-hmm.
00:16:45Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:16:47Okay.
00:16:49Okay, this...
00:16:50Okay, this...
00:16:51There we go.
00:16:52Wow.
00:16:53There I go.
00:16:54This looks, um...
00:16:56I don't know how this looks.
00:16:58Well it's all in the taste.
00:17:00I don't know how this looks.
00:17:01Okay.
00:17:02It's not gonna kill you.
00:17:04Mm.
00:17:05Okay.
00:17:06A little crunchy, baby.
00:17:16Good?
00:17:17Really good.
00:17:18Really, really good?
00:17:20One really, really good.
00:17:25It's good.
00:17:26It's not good, is it?
00:17:28Shut up.
00:17:29Oh, God, it's repulsive.
00:17:30I'm so sorry.
00:17:31What?
00:17:32Let me try.
00:17:34No way.
00:17:36Fucking hell.
00:17:39Inedible.
00:17:41Disgusting.
00:17:46Oh, my God.
00:17:47Oh, my God.
00:17:49Fuck you.
00:17:50Otelenghi.
00:17:51Jesus Christ.
00:17:53I thought of the recipe.
00:17:55Did the recipe say anything about burning the artichokes?
00:18:00Tiny particles.
00:18:02Hold them over the stove.
00:18:04Jesus.
00:18:05Jesus.
00:18:06I'm so sorry.
00:18:07Oh, don't worry.
00:18:08I'm so sorry.
00:18:09No, don't worry.
00:18:10Thank you for trying.
00:18:11Yeah.
00:18:12Thank you for patronising me.
00:18:14I'm not, I'm not.
00:18:15Look, it can happen to people, but just promise you won't do it again.
00:18:26Yeah, I promise.
00:18:27What are we going to do?
00:18:28Oh, God.
00:18:29Shall we order in?
00:18:31Yeah, I think so.
00:18:32I'm so sorry.
00:18:34No, honestly.
00:18:35It's, you know, you tried, but can you, do you want to move it?
00:18:40It's bad, isn't it?
00:18:41It's bad, isn't it?
00:18:42Sorry, just the smell.
00:18:43It's okay.
00:18:44It's like, into my nostrils.
00:18:45Oh, I feel so bad.
00:18:46Thank you for trying.
00:18:47What?
00:18:48I feel so bad.
00:18:49Thank you for trying.
00:18:50What shall we get?
00:18:51Not that.
00:18:52Yeah, I think I had that excuse last time.
00:18:53Do you know what, though?
00:18:54Quite a lot of people showed up and I saw a couple of paintings.
00:18:55Nice.
00:18:56Good work.
00:18:57Thanks, man.
00:18:58I was really happy.
00:18:59Really happy.
00:19:01We're my pleasure.
00:19:02Little lunch, yeah.
00:19:03Bye.
00:19:04Bye.
00:19:05Bye.
00:19:06Bye.
00:19:07Bye.
00:19:08Bye.
00:19:09Bye.
00:19:10Bye.
00:19:11Bye.
00:19:12Bye.
00:19:13Bye.
00:19:14Bye.
00:19:15Bye.
00:19:16Bye.
00:19:17Bye.
00:19:18Bye.
00:19:19Bye.
00:19:20Bye.
00:19:21Bye.
00:19:22All right, tell me what is it?
00:19:29Uh, maybe met a lady?
00:19:34Oh, so that's your look of love, is it?
00:19:36Yeah.
00:19:37No, man, I met this really nice girl.
00:19:39Oh, what's your name?
00:19:40Tess.
00:19:41What does Tess do?
00:19:42Tess is a lawyer.
00:19:45Oh, nice.
00:19:46Yeah, well, triple threat, actually.
00:19:49She's like, she's really sound and very pretty.
00:19:54Yeah, so I'm just waiting to fuck it out, to be honest.
00:20:00Why'd you fuck it up?
00:20:01I don't know.
00:20:02I just feel like, we're very different in a lot of ways.
00:20:05Up as it's a tract.
00:20:06Everybody knows us.
00:20:09I wouldn't worry about them, it's fine.
00:20:12Do you know what, coming from you, Johnny,
00:20:14the absolute dawn of relationships,
00:20:17I think the longest one you've ever had is what, about a week?
00:20:19Low blow.
00:20:19That means a lot, honestly.
00:20:21That's...
00:20:22Well, look, it's time to celebrate, I think.
00:20:24Another point?
00:20:25Uh, no, I'm good, actually.
00:20:27I'll just finish that and then...
00:20:28Come on, man.
00:20:28You've got to celebrate your new love, a few beers.
00:20:31I am actually quite skin at the moment, so...
00:20:33I'll get them in, it's fine.
00:20:35Do you need to lend a cash or something?
00:20:37Dude, no, I'm all right.
00:20:38Cash, thank you.
00:20:41I don't want to take your money.
00:20:42I don't want to borrow money.
00:20:43I'm all right, thank you.
00:20:44Don't be an idiot.
00:20:45I'm working my hole off with this fucking arsehole.
00:20:47Might as well give a bit of cash to you.
00:20:48Have a good time with your new lady friend.
00:20:50Come on.
00:20:52Another pint.
00:20:53Right.
00:20:54Deal, another pint.
00:20:55Let's do it.
00:20:56I'm cool with that.
00:20:59Maybe water for you.
00:21:01Okay.
00:21:07Did you write this?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09I'm actually a bit nervous to read it.
00:21:10Be kind.
00:21:12I will.
00:21:18I'm in all kinds of trouble now.
00:21:20The kind where you wake up on a train.
00:21:24And everything.
00:21:25Everything's strange.
00:21:27And where am I?
00:21:29And when did the seasons change?
00:21:31I must have been asleep.
00:21:32I'm sure.
00:21:33I must be late.
00:21:34I'm in all kinds of danger.
00:21:37The stranger on the platform is not a proper stranger.
00:21:41You're here with me, she says.
00:21:46Isn't it great?
00:21:48And she's right.
00:21:53The kind where there's too much meaning on the edges of sight,
00:21:55because she might be there and you randomly weep.
00:22:00I'm in deep, deep hot water, in a boiling hot geyser,
00:22:04in the midst of the midst of the ridiculous Icelandic snow.
00:22:08You know you should give up the fags and eat fruit,
00:22:12because life should last longer.
00:22:15This life should last longer if someone like her exists.
00:22:19Everybody,
00:22:22lock away your razors and save your lovely wrists.
00:22:25Someone like her exists.
00:22:29I'm in every single kind of trouble now.
00:22:31the kind where a man could write himself a significant part.
00:22:39I'm in very grave danger of a change of heart.
00:22:52That was amazing.
00:22:57Is he someone from work?
00:22:58No.
00:22:59Is he John?
00:22:59No.
00:23:00No.
00:23:01Oh my God.
00:23:03Okay.
00:23:03His name's Henry and he's an artist.
00:23:06Famous artist?
00:23:08No, not famous.
00:23:09I mean, he'd like to be famous, but...
00:23:14Yeah.
00:23:15Tell us more.
00:23:17Well, he's very scruffy, like a puppy.
00:23:22And he's a terrible cook.
00:23:24Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:23:26Get rid of him right now.
00:23:27Is he vegetarian?
00:23:29No.
00:23:29He likes meat.
00:23:31He actually eats a lot of meat.
00:23:33And the reason we're dating again is what?
00:23:37I know.
00:23:38No, it's good.
00:23:40Where'd you meet?
00:23:42We met at one of his exhibitions in the gallery behind the disused fire station in Greenwich.
00:23:50I know.
00:23:51So I was there.
00:23:52I was going to meet Sarah.
00:23:53She bailed, obviously.
00:23:54And so I was standing in front of this picture.
00:23:55And then this guy comes over to me and he's like, what do you think of this painting?
00:24:00Which, to be honest, was pretty shit.
00:24:04It wasn't shit, but it wasn't great.
00:24:07Anyway, so I start telling him, like, what I like, what I don't like, this and that.
00:24:12Oh, God, I can see where this is going.
00:24:14And then I turned to him and I was like, what about you?
00:24:17What do you think?
00:24:19And he turns to me and he's like, I was looking through the Bible.
00:24:32I was looking at the gold.
00:24:39If you try, you can't remember.
00:24:44That what you see is just what you know.
00:24:54So I had no feelings there for you to find.
00:25:05I don't know, John.
00:25:06Well, how do you know?
00:25:08How do you know?
00:25:10How do you know?
00:25:12I was climbing up in a mountain.
00:25:25Say, I need someone that changes.
00:25:28Say, I need someone.
00:25:31I need someone.
00:25:33Wherever you go.
00:25:34Whatever you do.
00:25:36Waiting.
00:25:39Wherever you go, whatever you do, I'll be waiting for you.
00:25:51We can live on the mountain, I live in the sunshine.
00:25:58We can live on the same truth.
00:26:02We can live on the mountain, I live in the sunshine too.
00:26:13We can live on the mountain, we can live on the mountain, we can live on the mountain.
00:26:21We can live on the mountain, I live in the sunshine.
00:29:52I told you.
00:30:22I don't know, I didn't tell you but I was nervous.
00:30:29Did I say it?
00:30:31Huh?
00:30:32Did I mention?
00:30:36Blimey.
00:30:38And it was your idea?
00:30:42Yeah.
00:30:52There's so many buildings just popping up.
00:30:58So many cranes.
00:31:00Look at that.
00:31:01Who's living in them?
00:31:06Sad.
00:31:10Hey, I was thinking we should go away for the bank holiday weekend.
00:31:13It's going to be nice.
00:31:15I don't know.
00:31:18What?
00:31:19Why?
00:31:20Well, I've got quite long at the moment.
00:31:23Like what?
00:31:25Like all my paintings.
00:31:27I've got the exhibition in September.
00:31:28I can't just drop things.
00:31:30Yeah, you can.
00:31:31I mean, you don't have to drop them but you're freelance.
00:31:33You can take a weekend.
00:31:35Please, work's been so hectic I could really do with a weekend away.
00:31:41It's the only weekend that I'll be able to do it this year.
00:31:45It's not just that.
00:31:46I can't really afford to go away at the moment.
00:31:47Don't worry about it.
00:31:48You're my trick.
00:31:49No.
00:31:50No, no, no.
00:31:51I don't.
00:31:52I'm not going to let you do that.
00:31:53Okay, well, you can pay me back.
00:31:54Yeah, in September.
00:31:55Just sell out your show.
00:31:56Oh, okay.
00:31:57Easy?
00:31:58Yeah, fine.
00:31:59I'll make sure it serves out.
00:32:00No, honestly.
00:32:01I don't mind.
00:32:02I just don't like it.
00:32:03I don't like having people.
00:32:04Yeah, I don't like it.
00:32:05I don't like it.
00:32:06I just don't like having people.
00:32:07Yeah, I don't like it.
00:32:08I think it's a good thing.
00:32:09It's a good thing.
00:32:10It's a good thing.
00:32:11It's a good thing.
00:32:12It's a good thing.
00:32:13Yeah, fine. Yeah, I'll make sure it serves out.
00:32:15No, honestly, I don't mind.
00:32:23I just don't like it. I don't like having people, mate.
00:32:27Okay. Don't worry.
00:32:29Sorry. I'm just telling you, it doesn't sit with me.
00:32:31Okay.
00:32:37No, you just bear with me. Picture this.
00:32:43You and me, on a beach, somewhere in the Aegean Sea, just like white sand, turquoise water, no stress, no work.
00:32:59It's a pretty cocktail.
00:33:00Sounds really horrible.
00:33:04Are we going to stay here?
00:33:06Yeah, look. Got the brown Thames and the beautiful grey skies.
00:33:11Yeah, tropical.
00:33:13I'm sorry. You're right. You're right. It would be, it would be.
00:33:19Sounds nice.
00:33:20Let's do it.
00:33:22Hey.
00:33:24And I'll set up my exhibition.
00:33:27Perfect.
00:33:28Deal.
00:33:28Deal.
00:33:30That would be really nice.
00:33:33Just live.
00:33:45Oh, that would be.
00:33:49Oh, that would be so good.
00:33:49I don't know.
00:33:51There's no way.
00:33:51I don't know.
00:33:53I don't know.
00:33:55I'm sorry.
00:33:55There's no way.
00:33:56I don't know.
00:33:56I don't know.
00:33:57I don't know.
00:33:57But I don't know.
00:33:58hello hey sorry hi jack yeah it's going good man just in the studio at the moment
00:34:22to work on the new series thanks yeah no it's going well it's going well happy with it
00:34:28what's that
00:34:34what do you mean
00:34:37they can't just do that can they
00:34:41are you fucking serious
00:34:46that's their reason
00:34:49mate i can we get another one can we get another gallery to take it
00:34:57and what do they say
00:35:01jack i'm really fucking broke at the moment i
00:35:07dude i seriously need this man
00:35:11sure all right all right
00:35:19fuck
00:35:34fuck
00:35:40so as you would have seen from your written appraisal you've exceeded our expectations
00:36:03really
00:36:03well done tests we've been very impressed by your commitment and the hours you've put in
00:36:07really there are obvious areas to improve in as expected from every associate of your level
00:36:12and one of the areas we highlighted is business development
00:36:14i know
00:36:15it's hard
00:36:17it is hard at your level to find a network of people that will eventually give you work
00:36:22especially in disputes it's tricky
00:36:24because as you know
00:36:25unlike corporate where you can get repetitive work
00:36:28you know with us we must create a network of people that will think of us whenever a problem occurs
00:36:34and you will never know when that will happen
00:36:36which is why we've got to get out there
00:36:38over and over again
00:36:40because when somebody instructs you as a dispute lawyer they will instruct you because you're the first person on their mind basically
00:36:46that's only going to happen if you were the last person they heard from
00:36:49and you will never know who that person will be
00:36:52it could be a friend it could be a former client
00:36:56it's worth remembering
00:36:59okay well congratulations
00:37:01you should be really proud Tess
00:37:03thank you
00:37:04thanks
00:37:15are you gonna ask?
00:37:16yeah
00:37:18how it went today
00:37:21my appraisal
00:37:22oh shit
00:37:23sorry
00:37:24um
00:37:25sorry
00:37:29alright
00:37:30are you gonna ask?
00:37:33yeah
00:37:34um
00:37:35yeah
00:37:36i was gonna ask
00:37:37i was just my
00:37:38sorry
00:37:40i just had a bad day
00:37:41what happened?
00:37:43i didn't want to talk about
00:37:46come on henry you can just sit here in silence
00:37:50yeah
00:37:51yeah
00:37:52yeah do you know what Tess
00:37:53i'm just gonna sit in silence
00:37:54because i just don't fucking talk anymore
00:37:55just tell me what happened
00:37:57please
00:38:00what happened?
00:38:02they
00:38:03they pulled my exhibition
00:38:07what?
00:38:09who did?
00:38:11the gallery
00:38:12can they do that legally?
00:38:15i don't know
00:38:16i don't know
00:38:17apparently yes
00:38:18apparently they can just pull it
00:38:19have you seen a contract?
00:38:21no i haven't seen a contract
00:38:23i don't do contracts
00:38:25Jack deals with contracts
00:38:26okay well what's Jack saying?
00:38:27he's saying they just
00:38:29they replaced me or someone else
00:38:31who?
00:38:32some girl called Sophie Allen
00:38:35yeah
00:38:37who is she?
00:38:38me neither
00:38:39no
00:38:40i looked her up
00:38:41she's
00:38:42some
00:38:43emerging artist
00:38:45rising star according to the guardian
00:38:47it's absolute bullshit
00:38:50it's just complete
00:38:51Keith Haring rip off
00:38:52just
00:38:59just
00:39:00oh
00:39:05well maybe
00:39:11maybe
00:39:16it's a sign that you
00:39:19need to change
00:39:20Change.
00:39:22Change what?
00:39:24Change your style.
00:39:26Change my style.
00:39:28Change my, yeah.
00:39:30Sure, fuck it, I'll just change my style.
00:39:32It's not like I've worked hard to get where I am right now.
00:39:34Henry, I'm not saying that, obviously.
00:39:36I know you've worked so hard.
00:39:38What are you saying, Tess? Why am I just going to change my style?
00:39:40I've worked ten years to try and get this.
00:39:42So what?
00:39:44I've worked hard at that, start from scratch.
00:39:46No, don't start from scratch, but go from here.
00:39:48No, just move forward. You want to sell your paintings.
00:39:50Yeah, of course I want to sell my paintings.
00:39:52You want to work, so maybe it's time to change slightly.
00:39:56Just fucking try something new.
00:39:58Kay.
00:40:00Yeah, Kay.
00:40:04Sorry, you're right.
00:40:06Yeah, maybe to...
00:40:08Sorry.
00:40:10You know, it's going to be okay.
00:40:12Yeah.
00:40:14Yeah.
00:40:16I'm sorry about the exhibition.
00:40:18Sorry.
00:40:20I'm sorry.
00:40:22How was your...
00:40:24What did they say?
00:40:26Oh, it was fine.
00:40:28It was nothing.
00:40:30Yeah, it was all good.
00:40:32Oh.
00:40:34It was done.
00:40:43It's okay.
00:40:44To make sure that you go over here.
00:40:46You know, you can get the...
00:40:48If you go over here, it's great.
00:40:50You know, it's fine.
00:40:52You know, you can go over here.
00:40:54So, how's the painting going?
00:41:24It's good.
00:41:26Good, good, good. Not bad.
00:41:30Well, don't let the bastards grind you down. You've got to be patient.
00:41:36I mean, look, it took me ten years to sell anything.
00:41:41Mind you, handsome traveller, that was a goddamn masterpiece.
00:41:46I was actually thinking of changing my style a little bit.
00:41:49Ooh, what do you want to do that for?
00:41:51Well, I'm not exactly selling loads of paintings.
00:41:55No, no, no, no, no. That's the worst thing you can do.
00:41:58It's just giving in to demand.
00:42:00And that is the graveyard to all creativity.
00:42:03Dad.
00:42:04Yes.
00:42:05Dad, I need to pay my bills, so...
00:42:07Oh, oh, oh, right.
00:42:09See, that's what's wrong with your generation.
00:42:11It's all this, buy this, buy that, travel here, travel there.
00:42:15Whatever happened to living within one's means?
00:42:18I live...
00:42:19One house in Islington.
00:42:21Well, yes.
00:42:23Which I bought cash from earnings 35 years ago.
00:42:27Oh, congratulations.
00:42:28Hmm.
00:42:29It was quite an achievement.
00:42:32Look, look, what you need is to find yourself a muse.
00:42:39You know, a companion.
00:42:41It works a treat.
00:42:43You trust me.
00:42:44There was this one woman I was with.
00:42:47Isabella was her name.
00:42:48Yeah, I remember.
00:42:49Ooh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:51This was before I met your mother, honestly.
00:42:53Really?
00:42:54Yeah.
00:42:55Now, she was one of the glories of God's creation.
00:42:58A thing of absolute beauty and smart as a whip.
00:43:02Those were the good old days.
00:43:03I made some of my best work when I was with Isabella.
00:43:06Yeah, well, I am actually seeing someone at the moment, so...
00:43:09Oh, for God's sake.
00:43:11No, you do not see a woman.
00:43:13You see a dentist or a lawyer or a priest.
00:43:16Hmm.
00:43:17You are with a woman.
00:43:19Well, actually, she is a lawyer.
00:43:20Oh, you have got to be joking.
00:43:26Have you not been listening to a word I've said?
00:43:28Listen, you need to be with a woman who will get the best out of you,
00:43:31who will inspire you,
00:43:33not remind you of the terms and conditions of your tenancy agreement.
00:43:36Fucking hell.
00:43:37Well, she does actually inspire me.
00:43:39Oh?
00:43:40No.
00:43:41Look, look, well, you know, I am happy for you.
00:43:45You enjoy it while it lasts.
00:43:47Oh, thank you.
00:43:48I mean, sooner or later you are going to find yourself just standing in the street
00:43:51with a handful of ticker tape blinking in the sunlight.
00:43:55What the fuck is ticker tape?
00:43:56Yeah, ticker tape.
00:43:57It, tick, tick, it, it...
00:44:00Look, all relationships are just a car crash looking for somewhere to happen.
00:44:05It's just a matter of time, believe me.
00:44:12And whatever happened to Isabel?
00:44:15Hmm.
00:44:16Well, you know, all good things coming to an end.
00:44:23Oh, thanks for the pep talk.
00:44:25Oh, well.
00:44:27I was afraid you were going to ask me for money, but...
00:44:30I think I might go home this weekend.
00:44:43Yeah, it's a good idea.
00:44:45I just...
00:44:47I can't believe this is happening.
00:44:52I just didn't...
00:44:57I didn't ever think this would happen to me.
00:45:00I'm sorry.
00:45:04It's horrible.
00:45:09Hmm.
00:45:12Hmm.
00:45:13There's nothing to say that she can't get through this.
00:45:17That's not what the doctors are saying.
00:45:19Young doctors don't always know what they're talking about.
00:45:25Do you know my friend John?
00:45:27When I was growing up...
00:45:29I was really about five.
00:45:31John's mum got told that she had a few months to live.
00:45:36She's still here now.
00:45:39They don't always know what they're talking about, Tess.
00:45:44Do you want me to come with you?
00:45:45Er...
00:45:46No, I don't...
00:45:48I don't think that would be a good idea.
00:45:49It could just be an extra pair of hands, even.
00:45:51Just...
00:45:52Helping your dad out.
00:45:53Clean the house.
00:45:54I don't know anything.
00:45:57Just think about it.
00:46:08I suppose that would be...
00:46:11Yeah, maybe.
00:46:13It would be helpful.
00:46:16It's gonna be okay.
00:46:19Okay.
00:46:20Just...
00:46:22What?
00:46:23Just...
00:46:24Spare me...
00:46:25Optimism.
00:46:29Just trying to be helpful.
00:46:31I know, it's just a bit...
00:46:33A bit like a Christian...
00:46:45Okay.
00:46:47Okay.
00:46:49I'm here if you need me.
00:46:52Thanks.
00:47:15You know, I got a new idea.
00:47:16You just can't...
00:47:17You can't see...
00:47:18I know...
00:47:21You can't see.
00:47:22I will do it.
00:47:23It's okay.
00:47:25You can't hear me.
00:47:27You've got a pop.
00:47:28You can't see...
00:47:30You can see it.
00:47:32It's okay.
00:47:34I can't see it.
00:47:35You can't hear me.
00:47:37I can't hear me.
00:47:39I can't hear you.
00:47:40You can't hear me.
00:47:41I don't know.
00:48:11I don't know.
00:48:41I don't know.
00:49:11I don't know.
00:49:41I don't know.
00:49:42I don't know.
00:49:43I don't know.
00:49:44I don't know.
00:49:45I don't know.
00:49:46I don't know.
00:49:47I don't know.
00:49:48I don't know.
00:49:49I don't know.
00:49:50I don't know.
00:49:51I don't know.
00:49:52I don't know.
00:49:53I don't know.
00:49:54I don't know.
00:49:55You've missed the turn.
00:49:56You've missed the turn.
00:49:57You've missed the turn.
00:49:58Well, you're going to be fucking doing the map test.
00:50:00I'm driving.
00:50:01I don't know where I'm going.
00:50:02You can't read the fucking map.
00:50:03I'm driving.
00:50:04Okay.
00:50:05Fine.
00:50:06Maybe you should fucking drive.
00:50:07Okay, yeah.
00:50:08Let's go.
00:50:09Swap.
00:50:10Fine.
00:50:11I don't know.
00:50:13You're not lying.
00:50:14I'm driving, man.
00:50:15You're not lying.
00:50:16You are lying.
00:50:17I don't know him.
00:50:18No, no.
00:50:19Let's go.
00:50:20No, no.
00:50:21There's no way.
00:50:22You're lying.
00:50:23I don't know him.
00:50:24You're lying.
00:50:25I don't know.
00:50:55I don't know.
00:51:03I don't know.
00:51:16Right.
00:51:21I don't know.
00:51:29Okay.
00:51:30Slow down.
00:51:31Fuck.
00:51:32Tess.
00:51:33All right.
00:51:34I'm just saying.
00:51:36I think we were meant to go back that way.
00:51:40We were meant to go back that way.
00:51:42We were definitely, we were meant to go back that way.
00:51:48Just turn, just turn around.
00:51:52We were meant to go back that way.
00:52:00We were meant to go back that way.
00:52:02We were meant to go back that way.
00:52:04We were meant to go back that way.
00:52:29I'm not even asking for that much, you know, I'm just saying.
00:52:36Yeah, but that wasn't my decision.
00:52:41Well, then, but how, yeah, no, I, yeah, I actually, yeah, I do understand.
00:52:50No, I get it, I do get it, I get it.
00:52:52I'm just saying, you know, if not the exhibition, then why can't we just do something more collaborative with,
00:52:57or exactly, you know, more brand stuff, like Alex.
00:53:04Yeah.
00:53:07Well, I don't think he is asking for much.
00:53:14Well, get them, well, basically, now, we're not actually selling any work, so,
00:53:22why is that on me?
00:53:27Well, how can you get...
00:53:32Actually, I...
00:53:34I think I've seen one of your paintings.
00:53:37Yeah, it was...
00:53:41in a private hedge fund in Mayfair.
00:53:44Oh.
00:53:44I mean, in a meeting room.
00:53:47What's the name?
00:53:48In your black and white collection.
00:53:50Whoa.
00:53:51Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:53:53Oh, yeah, you do have a pro.
00:53:55Well done, congratulations.
00:53:57That's all right, honestly, I didn't know that I'd gone there.
00:53:58More white, anyone?
00:53:59Yes, please.
00:54:00Anyone, so I'll go on.
00:54:01I'm all right, I have quite a lot, still.
00:54:08Claire?
00:54:08No, actually, I probably shouldn't.
00:54:11What, big night?
00:54:12Fill me up?
00:54:12Yeah.
00:54:13Um, no, Tess, but thanks for that.
00:54:15Um...
00:54:16No.
00:54:17Um...
00:54:18What?
00:54:19No, I just, um...
00:54:21I've still got some news.
00:54:23I told you.
00:54:24I told you.
00:54:25Eyes up.
00:54:26Eyes up.
00:54:27No, no.
00:54:28Don't say that.
00:54:29I'm not pregnant.
00:54:30Okay.
00:54:31Don't say that.
00:54:32Don't say that.
00:54:33Not...
00:54:34Not yet.
00:54:35I, um...
00:54:36Yeah, I...
00:54:37Me and Mike decide to start trying, so...
00:54:40And, um...
00:54:41Oh, wow.
00:54:42I'm actually ovulating right now, so I just...
00:54:45Don't want to turn up to your drunk and mess the whole thing up.
00:54:48It's a thing, though.
00:54:49Yeah, no, I know.
00:54:50It's a thing.
00:54:51There's an app.
00:54:52There's an app for everything, literally.
00:54:53We are.
00:54:54There's an app.
00:54:55Well, congratulations.
00:54:56That's exciting.
00:54:57Yeah.
00:54:58That's awesome.
00:54:59Cheers to that.
00:55:00Cheers to...
00:55:02Cheers to me.
00:55:03I was shagging a child into me.
00:55:05You human.
00:55:08That was a weird phrasing.
00:55:11Would you know if this would be a boy or if it was a girl?
00:55:16Sorry.
00:55:17No!
00:55:18No, you would not.
00:55:19No.
00:55:20It's not that you paint extra and you get to the same.
00:55:22Well, Mike obviously wants a boy and I...
00:55:25You know, I want a little girl, so...
00:55:28Yeah.
00:55:29We'll have to see.
00:55:30We'll have to see.
00:55:31Well, 50-50.
00:55:32Flip a coin.
00:55:33Flip a coin.
00:55:34Exactly.
00:55:35Just like that.
00:55:36Well...
00:55:37I don't keep wanting to think this middle set.
00:55:38It's just crazy.
00:55:39What about you guys?
00:55:41Have you ever thought about, you know, having kids, children?
00:55:44No.
00:55:45No?
00:55:46No?
00:55:47Like...
00:55:48That is not something that we've...
00:55:49It's never come up.
00:55:50Yeah.
00:55:51Mm-hmm.
00:55:52Why?
00:55:53I think you guys would make amazing parents.
00:55:55Yeah.
00:55:56I don't know.
00:55:57I don't feel like...
00:55:58I don't know.
00:55:59Well...
00:56:00What?
00:56:01It kind of takes two, but no, I don't think...
00:56:04I'm not ready.
00:56:05I don't think you're ready.
00:56:06What does that suppose mean?
00:56:08Takes two.
00:56:09To make a baby?
00:56:11Yeah, obviously enough.
00:56:13Well, actually...
00:56:14Actually, now we don't really need...
00:56:16Yeah, exactly, exactly.
00:56:17With advancements.
00:56:18Just download the app.
00:56:19Download the app.
00:56:20The ovulation app.
00:56:21Yeah.
00:56:22And whenever you're ready, just pay for the app right there.
00:56:24Just get the donor.
00:56:25Yeah.
00:56:26Yeah.
00:56:27And Henry, are you still doing music or anything?
00:56:30Mm.
00:56:32Little bits.
00:56:33Yeah?
00:56:34Mm-hmm.
00:56:35Messing around.
00:56:36Yeah.
00:56:37Anything you're doing at the moment?
00:56:39I've always got a few little bits from Bob's going on.
00:56:41Oh, yeah.
00:56:42It's not like a...
00:56:43It's like a little hobby, I suppose.
00:56:45Go and show us some.
00:56:46Play some.
00:56:47Yeah, we've got...
00:56:48Go on, it'll be fun.
00:56:49No, it'll be really nice things to do.
00:56:51Yeah, we're having dinner and...
00:56:52Mark off guide.
00:56:53Have you got something?
00:56:54What?
00:56:55Yeah, well, let's...
00:56:56You know, share.
00:56:57Really?
00:56:58Yeah.
00:56:59Alright.
00:57:00Yeah?
00:57:01Yeah.
00:57:02That's fun.
00:57:03I'm on the tips of my toes
00:57:20Drowning but nobody knows
00:57:25Steady as
00:57:32She goes
00:57:34Sat in the bar on my own
00:57:43Staring at girls I don't know
00:57:48I used to be a dreamer
00:57:52Now I don't sleep that well
00:57:58Dragging my feet through a fairytale
00:58:05Sarcastically raising a thumb
00:58:10What a loser
00:58:14I've become
00:58:19I can't seem to lace up my shoes
00:58:35Even though there's nothing to do
00:58:40I wanna go dancing
00:58:45But the music's too loud
00:58:49Writing in pen though I'm reading braille
00:58:58Hoping my calluses fail
00:59:02Drinking myself through a parallel
00:59:07A drip on the tip of my tongue
00:59:12What a loser
00:59:15Such a loser
00:59:19I've become
00:59:22I've become
00:59:26Oh
00:59:28That was great!
00:59:32Thank you
00:59:46So nice to see you.
00:59:47Nice to see you.
00:59:48Nice to see you again.
00:59:49Have a lovely trip back.
00:59:50Please.
00:59:51Hey, man.
00:59:52Oh, I'll see you in a week.
00:59:53Yeah, yeah.
00:59:54We'll do that theme.
00:59:55Cool, man.
00:59:56Bye, Bevan.
00:59:57See you soon.
00:59:58Hez.
00:59:59Hey, everyone.
01:00:01Thanks for free.
01:00:02Can you tell me my husband?
01:00:04Oh, shit.
01:00:06We will learn the lyrics for next time.
01:00:09Yeah, four-part harmonies.
01:00:10Wait, who am I?
01:00:11Thanks for the lift at the station.
01:00:13I think me.
01:00:14I don't know.
01:00:15And you've got a new...
01:00:16It's a thingy.
01:00:17He's sorted.
01:00:18Yeah.
01:00:19See ya.
01:00:20Bye-bye.
01:00:21Safe.
01:00:22Bye-bye.
01:00:23Bye-bye.
01:00:24Bye.
01:00:25Bye.
01:00:26Bye.
01:00:28Bye.
01:00:44Bye.
01:00:45Bye.
01:01:14Bye-bye.
01:01:15Bye-bye.
01:01:16Bye-bye.
01:01:17Bye-bye.
01:01:18Bye-bye.
01:01:19Bye-bye.
01:01:20Bye-bye.
01:01:21Bye-bye.
01:01:22Bye-bye.
01:01:23Bye-bye.
01:01:24Bye-bye.
01:01:25Bye-bye.
01:01:26Bye-bye.
01:01:27Bye-bye.
01:01:28Bye-bye.
01:01:29Bye-bye.
01:01:30Bye-bye.
01:01:31Bye-bye.
01:01:32Bye-bye.
01:01:33Bye-bye.
01:01:34Bye-bye.
01:01:35Bye-bye.
01:01:36Bye-bye.
01:01:37Bye-bye.
01:01:38Bye-bye.
01:01:39Bye-bye.
01:02:10What the fuck?
01:02:28Are you asleep?
01:02:30I can't sleep, wife.
01:02:31You literally just went to bed five minutes ago.
01:02:34Why are you putting the light on?
01:02:36I couldn't find my phone to rush you.
01:02:39What can you turn it off?
01:02:40I can't do it.
01:02:43Tess, turn the light off.
01:02:50Okay.
01:02:54Sorry, all right, just...
01:02:55Don't start like that.
01:02:57Just tell me what I did.
01:02:58Why did you go to bed?
01:02:59Just tell me what I did.
01:03:00Why did you just leave?
01:03:01What, is this what it is?
01:03:01I just want you to tell me what I've done wrong
01:03:03and then I can just deal with it and we can turn it off.
01:03:05What did I do?
01:03:07What, I mean, I didn't do the washing up.
01:03:09Yeah, why didn't you stay down there?
01:03:11They're my friends.
01:03:12Yeah, I did enough.
01:03:13We were having people to dinner.
01:03:15You did enough because you played a fucking song.
01:03:18Stupid song.
01:03:18Oh, my God.
01:03:21Yeah, I played a song.
01:03:22They asked me to play a song.
01:03:23Sorry.
01:03:23It's not about a song.
01:03:28Well, turn the light off then.
01:03:36Can you even read music?
01:03:39No.
01:03:40No, I can't read music.
01:03:42You know I can't read music.
01:03:43John Lennon can fucking read music.
01:03:45John Lennon?
01:03:46Yeah, John Lennon can read music.
01:03:47Are you comparing yourself to John Lennon?
01:03:49Yeah, comparing myself to John Lennon.
01:03:50Jesus fucking Christ.
01:03:51Of course I'm not comparing myself to John Lennon.
01:03:53I'm just making the fucking point that you can't read music.
01:03:58Why does everyone have to be like
01:03:59so fucking square with you?
01:04:02Can't read music.
01:04:03No, I can't read music.
01:04:04Don't call me square.
01:04:05I'm writing a song.
01:04:06It doesn't matter.
01:04:08What is your problem?
01:04:10I sung a song.
01:04:11Your friends liked it.
01:04:12You humiliated me tonight.
01:04:13Oh, my God.
01:04:15Dramatic.
01:04:17Humiliated you?
01:04:18Yes.
01:04:20What, because I played a song?
01:04:21No, at fucking dinner.
01:04:24What?
01:04:26When Claire asked if we'd thought about having kids.
01:04:32Yeah?
01:04:32You were like, no, it takes two.
01:04:34Like, what does that mean?
01:04:35What do you think they're going to think?
01:04:37So embarrassing.
01:04:38What do you think of me?
01:04:39She was talking about her ovaries, for fuck's sake.
01:04:43I don't care.
01:04:45You know that I'm a private person.
01:04:47Don't do that in front of my friends, okay?
01:04:49Well, maybe if it wasn't true, I wouldn't say it.
01:04:52It does take two.
01:05:06You're going to get the light?
01:05:07Can you turn the light off?
01:05:08I've got an early morning.
01:05:10It's going to work.
01:05:11It's going to work.
01:05:41It's going to work.
01:05:44I don't know.
01:06:14I don't know.
01:06:44I don't know.
01:07:14I don't know.
01:07:44I don't know.
01:08:14I don't know.
01:08:44I don't know.
01:09:14I don't know.
01:09:44I don't know.
01:10:14I don't know.
01:10:44I don't know.
01:11:14I don't know.
01:11:15I don't know.
01:11:16I don't know.
01:11:18So for you to literally refuse to do anything different, anything, make any changes at all, just to make a living, to have some success, to provide something for this house, I genuinely don't understand.
01:11:34I don't know.
01:11:36I don't know.
01:11:38I don't know.
01:11:40I don't know.
01:11:42I don't know.
01:11:43I don't know.
01:11:44I don't know.
01:11:46I don't know.
01:11:47I don't know.
01:11:48I don't know.
01:11:50I don't know.
01:11:52I don't know.
01:11:53I don't know.
01:11:54I don't know.
01:11:55I don't know.
01:11:56I don't know.
01:11:57I don't know.
01:11:58I don't know.
01:11:59I don't know.
01:12:00I don't know.
01:12:01I don't know.
01:12:02That's what I do.
01:12:03Why can't you try and make art that sells?
01:12:04Right.
01:12:05Art isn't commerce.
01:12:06Okay?
01:12:07Art is a feeling.
01:12:08It comes from within.
01:12:09I'm not just going to, like, follow the pound signs because you can't do that.
01:12:13There's no fucking formula.
01:12:15There's no calculations that you can make to make art.
01:12:17It doesn't work like that, Tess.
01:12:19How would you be living if we weren't together?
01:12:21You need to make money to live.
01:12:23You're a fucking adult.
01:12:24I knew.
01:12:25But it just can fucking happen like that, Tess.
01:12:27You don't know what's around the corner.
01:12:28Okay, so how long are you going to give it?
01:12:32How long?
01:12:33When I'm done.
01:12:34When I'm finished.
01:12:35When you're done.
01:12:37Okay.
01:12:38I can't not do this.
01:12:39Do you understand?
01:12:40I can't not do it.
01:12:41So, do you want me to keep working and paying our rent and paying for our food and paying for
01:12:48everything that we need?
01:12:49Are you okay with that?
01:12:50Yeah.
01:12:51Yeah?
01:12:52Okay.
01:12:53That'd make out that you buy everything as well.
01:12:54I'd buy stuff.
01:12:55What do you buy, Henry?
01:12:59That chair.
01:13:02That chair?
01:13:03Yeah, that's my chair.
01:13:04You got that chair from Johnny when you helped him move flat.
01:13:07He gave it to you.
01:13:08You didn't fucking buy that chair.
01:13:09Yeah, but I got the chair.
01:13:10Why does it matter if I pay with it?
01:13:12Because the point is, you haven't paid for anything in the last two years.
01:13:16And I'm fucking sick of it.
01:13:18Sorry.
01:13:21I'm just going to go out for a bit.
01:13:23Okay?
01:13:35You see my yellow jumper?
01:13:41Yo, Tess, have you seen my yellow jumper?
01:13:43No.
01:13:46It's not in the drawer.
01:13:50For sake.
01:13:52Do you know what I'm talking about?
01:13:54The woolen one I got in Scotland?
01:13:55Yes, I think I saw it by the front door.
01:13:59Why is it by the front door?
01:14:03Did you wear it again?
01:14:04I don't care.
01:14:05Who cares?
01:14:06Maybe.
01:14:07But have you looked by the front door?
01:14:08What can I have looked at?
01:14:14It's not by the front door.
01:14:16It's not in the laundry.
01:14:17It's not in the drawer.
01:14:18I don't know.
01:14:19Henry, I'm just trying to read.
01:14:20I'm just taking a moment to read.
01:14:21Can you just find it, please?
01:14:22No, I'm not going to fucking find your jumper.
01:14:24What are you pretending to read?
01:14:26What is that?
01:14:27Is that a book?
01:14:29Wow.
01:14:31That makes a change.
01:14:32I'm trying to read.
01:14:34I know you're trying.
01:14:35What was it?
01:14:36A picture, but colouring in?
01:14:37Shut the fuck up.
01:14:41Joking.
01:14:43Bit touchy.
01:14:44It's normally just like scrolling on your face.
01:14:46Get the fuck out!
01:15:00It was in the drawer.
01:15:01I didn't...
01:15:02I lived in the wrong one.
01:15:16Oh, fuck's sake.
01:15:20Do you want another one?
01:15:22Erm...
01:15:25I've got an early start tomorrow.
01:15:27I probably shouldn't.
01:15:28Mmm.
01:15:31To get home to Harry.
01:15:33Henry.
01:15:34Henry.
01:15:35You know his name is Henry.
01:15:36Henry, sorry.
01:15:38Er, yeah.
01:15:40It's at home.
01:15:42How's it going?
01:15:46It's going.
01:15:50I think that we're definitely going to have two more.
01:15:52Can I get two more, please?
01:15:54Are you looking forward to Kiev?
01:15:58No.
01:16:00Not at all.
01:16:01It is going to be the most...
01:16:02Boring.
01:16:03Boring.
01:16:04It's a good crew, though.
01:16:06Yeah, okay.
01:16:08Yeah, okay.
01:16:09No?
01:16:10Well...
01:16:11Sarah's there.
01:16:13Yeah, but I can guarantee you that I won't see either of them.
01:16:16Yeah, that's true.
01:16:17I hope you heard about the big surprise.
01:16:20Huh?
01:16:21Anderson.
01:16:22He's going to make a speech.
01:16:25How the fuck did he manage that?
01:16:27I have no idea.
01:16:28I have no idea.
01:16:31Tell it.
01:16:34To be fair, last year when I went, it was awful.
01:16:38But the final night was amazing.
01:16:39Really?
01:16:40Yeah.
01:16:41So what am I doing?
01:16:42I'm just living for the weekend.
01:16:43Just live for the weekend.
01:16:44Get through it.
01:16:45You'll have a good time.
01:16:47Good.
01:16:48I'll take care.
01:16:49I'll take that and hope for the best.
01:16:52I wish I was going this way.
01:16:54No.
01:16:55Actually, you should.
01:16:56Why not?
01:16:57No.
01:16:58I've done it once.
01:16:59Come on.
01:17:03So you're just leading me to the lion's den.
01:17:06You'll survive.
01:17:08You'll survive.
01:17:16So.
01:17:18So.
01:17:19So.
01:17:36So.
01:17:37So.
01:17:42So.
01:18:14Why are you up?
01:18:30Are you late?
01:18:32What have you been?
01:18:35I told you I was like having drinks.
01:18:38No you didn't.
01:18:40After work drinks.
01:18:41Yeah I did, I told you.
01:18:43I've been trying to call you weren't you checking your phone?
01:18:47What?
01:18:48I said I've been trying to call you.
01:18:49Well my phone died ages ago.
01:18:52I told you stop looking at me.
01:18:55You didn't tell me this is why I fucking cooked us dinner Tess.
01:18:57You don't fucking cook Henry.
01:19:00It's in the bin if you want to get it out.
01:19:03I'm sorry.
01:19:04Sure.
01:19:15Where were you?
01:19:16I just told you I was having drinks after work.
01:19:19Yeah I could see you having drinks.
01:19:20What's that supposed to mean?
01:19:22Your eyes are like fucking wonky so.
01:19:25Yeah well when you drink you get a bit drunk so that's just.
01:19:29Yeah.
01:19:30What happens.
01:19:31Yeah.
01:19:34Oh my god.
01:19:35You're an absolute fucking mess.
01:19:36Sorry?
01:19:37I said you're a mess Tess.
01:19:38Shut the fuck up.
01:19:40Stop judging me.
01:19:41I fucking worked all week.
01:19:43I'm allowed to have a few drinks after work.
01:19:45Yeah.
01:19:46Maybe just tell me in the future.
01:19:47I did tell you Henry if you listened maybe but you don't fucking.
01:19:50What were you doing was drinks, colleagues, networking.
01:19:52Yeah.
01:19:53Yeah.
01:19:54Talking business.
01:19:55Mm.
01:19:56Really interesting lawyer styles.
01:19:57Yeah.
01:19:58I'm so boring.
01:19:59Yeah.
01:20:00I'm so fucking boring.
01:20:01Fuck you.
01:20:02You just sit at home all day doing nothing.
01:20:03You were a lazy piece of shit.
01:20:04Yeah.
01:20:05That's what I've been doing.
01:20:06Sit at home doing nothing apparently.
01:20:07Playing sombre music.
01:20:09Like go out.
01:20:10Oh my god.
01:20:11Get some fucking air.
01:20:12I don't think people have a drink.
01:20:13I've been out thank you very much.
01:20:14I've been out.
01:20:15I went out already.
01:20:16I'm not getting a drink.
01:20:17Don't get a drink.
01:20:18You're fucking pissed Tess.
01:20:19Don't.
01:20:20You don't need a drink.
01:20:21I'll get a drink if I want a fucking drink.
01:20:22Fine.
01:20:23Tell you what.
01:20:24I'll get you a drink.
01:20:25Fuck off.
01:20:32What the fuck is wrong with you?
01:20:33Oh my god.
01:20:39Fuck's sake.
01:20:40I just want to know where the fuck you were.
01:20:41To be honest.
01:20:42That's all I want to know.
01:20:43And you haven't told me yet.
01:20:44So you made me feel like.
01:20:45I was out for a drink.
01:20:46Maybe something's going on.
01:20:47Because I didn't know about these drinks.
01:20:49Something's going on.
01:20:50Yeah.
01:20:51Where were you?
01:20:52Do you not trust me?
01:20:53No.
01:20:54Actually.
01:20:55You don't trust me?
01:20:56No.
01:20:57Because you don't tell me where the fuck you are.
01:20:58I was out for drinks.
01:20:59Yeah.
01:21:00With my friend Richard.
01:21:01Oh there it is.
01:21:02With Richard.
01:21:03Yeah.
01:21:04Yeah.
01:21:05Richard.
01:21:06Yeah.
01:21:07Fucking great.
01:21:08He tried to kiss me.
01:21:09Hmm.
01:21:10I didn't let him.
01:21:11You're fucking laughing at me.
01:21:13Yeah.
01:21:14I don't know if you're fucking.
01:21:16Fuck you Henry.
01:21:17I don't know if you're telling the truth anymore.
01:21:19Or if you're just absolutely fucking bullshitting me.
01:21:22I don't know.
01:21:23I don't know if you're telling me the truth.
01:21:25And that's the problem.
01:21:26I think you're probably lying.
01:21:28You think I'm lying?
01:21:29Yeah.
01:21:30Tell me the truth.
01:21:31He tried to kiss me.
01:21:32And what did you do?
01:21:33Tell me what you did.
01:21:34I fucking slapped him.
01:21:36But I wanted to kiss him.
01:21:39Fucking.
01:21:43Where is the fucking vodka?
01:21:49Just talk to me Tess.
01:21:52Talk to me.
01:21:53What do you want to talk to?
01:21:54I want to know why you wanted to kiss him.
01:21:57Why don't you like me Tess?
01:22:00Why can't you just say you don't like me?
01:22:02So they go down and get fucking pissed.
01:22:05Kissing guys.
01:22:06What the fuck?
01:22:07I didn't kiss him.
01:22:08Bullshit.
01:22:09Bull fucking shit Tess.
01:22:10Fuck you.
01:22:11Fuck you.
01:22:12I'm going to fucking bed.
01:22:13Fuck you Henry.
01:22:14Clean that fucking shit up.
01:22:15Clean it up.
01:22:17Mess me.
01:22:18You're a mess.
01:22:19I fucking hate you.
01:22:20I hate you.
01:22:21Yeah I know.
01:22:30I fucking hate you.
01:22:48First of all.
01:22:49I don't like this.
01:23:04I don't like this, but no source censor is being sensitive.
01:23:05No drugs.
01:23:06The people of the community, and they don't try to charge him apart.
01:23:10And the people of the community who are not like it should be more sensitively,
01:23:13we find it right now.
01:23:15How's the hangover?
01:23:45Nothing, no shame, no sorry, am I fucked up.
01:24:14I am not going to die.
01:24:21I am going to die.
01:24:27I am going to die.
01:24:30I am going to die.
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