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When Jason finds out his marriage may be falling apart before it starts, he sets out on a journey to find out what kind of a boyfriend he's been from his ex's. HD ( Comedy )
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00:00:00it's better it lacks excitement you still don't like it this is a big presentation
00:00:17maybe i've heard it too many times i need the board to be a hundred percent in
00:00:21if they don't approve the next round of funding and next month's meeting
00:00:24there won't be an a7 we can't keep flying the a6 you don't have to convince me
00:00:32but if you don't convince them two of us won't be here at the end of the year
00:00:39we'll still be here oh punch it up
00:00:44punch it up yeah
00:00:58so what tonight oh i'm dinner at seven then i'm gonna do it
00:01:07have you have you thought about maybe just waiting until we wrap up on this a7 deal what happens
00:01:19if you get fired before the wedding you think we won't get the deal no we will we will yeah we'll
00:01:26get it i just don't i worry too much go have a fantastic night and text me if you get the chance
00:01:37you're such a great friend we make a great team i'll text you
00:01:51yeah he'll text you
00:01:59melissa over the last two years you've changed my life
00:02:04you've made me a better man and showed me what real love is
00:02:11we've created so many lasting memories
00:02:16from cancun to canada i can't imagine having done it with anyone else
00:02:22i know we're still young but if there is one thing i'm sure of i love you
00:02:29will you make me the happiest man in the world and marry me
00:02:44me
00:02:58jason kyle
00:03:02why i'm gonna throw up stop it's not about kyle if you're having sex with him it's like i'm having
00:03:09sex with him not exactly what if you got pregnant we'd be on mari jason you are not the father kyle and
00:03:19i only have anal sex what you told me you didn't just not with you
00:03:27the first time you went there you were touching it with your thumbs like it was a playstation button
00:03:36either go in or get out a little navigation would have been nice
00:03:44a little navigation would have been nice
00:03:53i'm sorry bro um i didn't know you and mel were serious
00:04:05maybe it's best you go and let jason and i talk
00:04:08oh yeah no problem uh no hard feelings bro yes hard feelings bro ah it's too bad man
00:04:18what was that mel
00:04:33jason we need to talk
00:04:41it's not you it's me
00:04:43so do you just have anal with him or was that just today if we can't just talk then you need to
00:04:50leave fine fine
00:04:55okay wait let's talk
00:05:01you should have called before you came over we had dinner plans at now
00:05:07you're right i should have told you months ago you've been sleeping with him for months no
00:05:17kyle has just been a few times oh okay i can get past that
00:05:24but there's been a few others a few two no two is two a few is two or more
00:05:41look it's not about how many it's about you and me
00:05:52the last two years have been
00:05:57what i'm trying to say is wait i have something to say
00:06:02melissa
00:06:10over the last two years you have changed my life you've made me a better man
00:06:17and helped focus the direction of my life jason
00:06:24it's over
00:06:32it's over
00:06:44it's over
00:06:46it's over
00:06:48it's over
00:06:55oh
00:06:56it's over
00:07:02I never liked her.
00:07:10You're just saying that because she doesn't like you.
00:07:14She doesn't like me?
00:07:21I miss her.
00:07:25Don't be a loser.
00:07:27I need to get her back.
00:07:29You need revenge sex.
00:07:32Nothing helps a breakup better.
00:07:34It's clinically proven.
00:07:35Will you stop that?
00:07:36I'm not going to sleep with someone else.
00:07:39Melissa is.
00:07:41Probably right now.
00:07:45Don't you have to be somewhere?
00:07:47Better with you.
00:07:54When you had sex with Kyle.
00:07:59In your bubble.
00:08:05Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:08:08Do you have another brand?
00:08:22You're more than welcome to buy your own.
00:08:24I like these.
00:08:33You okay?
00:08:35Will you stop drinking all my beer?
00:08:38This is not a beer.
00:08:40It's a girl's drink.
00:08:41You're up early.
00:08:56This is all you got?
00:08:57You're free to buy whatever cereal you want.
00:09:08Last night, I met these two girls on my last delivery.
00:09:12They invited me in, and we totally got stoned.
00:09:15I'm going back tonight.
00:09:18Come with me.
00:09:20I'm good.
00:09:22But you gotta get out there.
00:09:28Okay.
00:09:29Okay.
00:09:29Hi, V.
00:09:50Hey, are you avoiding me?
00:09:55No.
00:09:57I just, I didn't get much sleep.
00:10:03Yeah, well, you look like shit.
00:10:11Are you sick?
00:10:12It's a long story.
00:10:18Oh, well, when you want something, you really commit.
00:10:24What are you going to do now?
00:10:29I don't know.
00:10:32You're a girl.
00:10:33How do I get her back?
00:10:36You want her back?
00:10:39Aren't you listening?
00:10:40So you go to propose, and you catch her having sex with another guy.
00:10:51Anal.
00:10:53In some countries, that's not considered sex.
00:10:57Then you find out that she's been cheating on you with a whole bunch of other guys.
00:11:01Well, not a bunch.
00:11:02A few.
00:11:05Possibly more than two.
00:11:06But she said that it was over.
00:11:14Why are you focusing on all the negatives?
00:11:19How did you get this fucked up?
00:11:25I thought you were here to help.
00:11:28I am.
00:11:30I am.
00:11:31You know what, I think you should go take a shower.
00:11:40Because the look and the smell is a bit much.
00:11:44That's a start.
00:11:45So you're telling me, in two years, she never once said, don't do this, or I don't like that?
00:12:00She did say that I treat her butthole like a PlayStation button.
00:12:04What?
00:12:05You know, it doesn't matter.
00:12:14You know, in most relationships, a couple of months go by, problems arise, you just deal with them.
00:12:23Never happened.
00:12:23Never happened.
00:12:23How many go-friends have you had?
00:12:35Like real relationships, ones that have lasted longer than three months.
00:12:41Four.
00:12:43Or five.
00:12:46And Melissa, she's the longest.
00:12:51Four or five?
00:12:51It's a doable number.
00:12:57You know what I think you should do?
00:13:00I think you should go to them and ask them how you messed up.
00:13:05How I messed it up?
00:13:07Yeah, like, um, get their opinion on you and the relationship.
00:13:13You'll find out what happened.
00:13:15You know, like, um, were you bad in bed?
00:13:19Or did you have bad breath?
00:13:23Or did you snore on your sleeve?
00:13:25Or did you dress funny?
00:13:26Or did the parents hate you?
00:13:29Just ask them questions.
00:13:32It might give you an answer as to why Melissa dumped you.
00:13:36You want me to ask all my exes why I'm a bad boyfriend?
00:13:42Yes.
00:13:43I don't see how this is helping.
00:13:47It's helping.
00:13:50Drink up.
00:13:52We are on the verge of a breakthrough.
00:14:00Oh, God.
00:14:01Dude, thank you for not coming with me.
00:14:26What happened to you?
00:14:29Major hangover.
00:14:30Anyways, last night I went back to those two girls' house.
00:14:36At first, we were just sitting and talking.
00:14:38I was bored as shit.
00:14:40I was about to leave.
00:14:41Then, they started kissing right in front of me.
00:14:45Right.
00:14:46No bullshit.
00:14:47Then they look at me and they go,
00:14:49Do you want to join?
00:14:51Like, that's a question?
00:14:54My first three-way.
00:14:56You're serious.
00:14:58You're serious.
00:14:59Four boobs and two vaginas is a lot of responsibility.
00:15:03You gotta...
00:15:04Multitask.
00:15:07I'm glad it went well.
00:15:10I'm going back to sleep.
00:15:11I'm sorry you had to get drunk alone.
00:15:21I didn't.
00:15:23Veronica came over.
00:15:24Banger?
00:15:25We're just friends.
00:15:28Should've.
00:15:29I thought I might see you today.
00:15:54What happened last night?
00:15:59You don't remember?
00:16:04And I thought this was a good idea.
00:16:07Check your phone.
00:16:08It's in notes.
00:16:11We managed to track down all of your exes.
00:16:14We found out where they lived, where they work.
00:16:17You even went as far as mapping out an order.
00:16:20Hmm.
00:16:20Like, there should be a link at the bottom.
00:16:25I don't remember any of this.
00:16:29So you don't remember having sex with me?
00:16:36Did we?
00:16:40No.
00:16:42No, we didn't.
00:16:45This is going to take a week.
00:16:47Four days.
00:16:47You already texted Tom and got the days off.
00:16:49What?
00:16:50I'm going today.
00:16:56Hmm?
00:16:57Why wait?
00:16:58Just go and talk to them and then give me a call and tell me what they said.
00:17:02You're going to need a female translator.
00:17:05This is crazy.
00:17:07No, this is necessary.
00:17:11Oh, come on.
00:17:12Just go home and pack.
00:17:13This is going to be good for you.
00:17:17And no communication with Melissa.
00:17:19No texts.
00:17:20No texts, no calls.
00:17:22Not until you get back.
00:17:24Just give her a couple of days, too.
00:17:30It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
00:17:32Why put yourself through it?
00:17:34Veronica's right.
00:17:35I have no idea why any of my past relationships failed.
00:17:39Everything's good.
00:17:40And then overnight, done.
00:17:42Well, that's why it's dating.
00:17:45It's a test drive.
00:17:46Check under the hood.
00:17:48Take it out on a trip.
00:17:50Well, if you have all the answers, then what's my problem?
00:17:53One thing.
00:17:54You date out of your class.
00:17:56What?
00:17:56The girls you date aren't too hot for you.
00:18:00You're average.
00:18:02They're above average.
00:18:06On what scale?
00:18:07On every scale.
00:18:09You're a quantity dater.
00:18:10I'm a quality dater.
00:18:14Ah, my objections have been stated.
00:18:17See you in a few days.
00:18:18Can I use your apartment while you're gone?
00:18:28What's the matter with yours?
00:18:30I have roommates.
00:18:32I can't get any privacy.
00:18:35Oh, I know the feeling.
00:18:36Oh, man.
00:18:48I love to wake up in the morning, but keep dreaming without warning.
00:18:56The day is gone.
00:19:00And sometimes I take a walk and I forget about the clock.
00:19:04I can slow down.
00:19:08My friends are sitting laughing.
00:19:11My eyes just keep on laughing.
00:19:13They're knocking on my door, but I'm knocking them down.
00:19:17They say I'm acting crazy, but I just want to lie in the sun.
00:19:28Hey.
00:19:30Where are you?
00:19:32I'm in San Diego already.
00:19:34It's Nicole tonight, right?
00:19:35How do you know her name?
00:19:37I have a copy of your schedule.
00:19:39I'm here to keep you on track, remember?
00:19:43So, how'd you meet?
00:19:44After ASU, I interned in San Diego for a year.
00:19:47I was at the beach one day, and I saw her walk by after surfing.
00:19:52That night, I saw her again at this gaslight bar.
00:19:55Hmm.
00:19:56How long did you date?
00:19:58Maybe six months.
00:20:00Then how did it end?
00:20:02One day, she said she couldn't see me anymore.
00:20:06Okay.
00:20:06Well, good luck.
00:20:09And give me a call after, okay?
00:20:11Okay.
00:20:11Bye.
00:20:12Bye.
00:20:12Bye.
00:20:13My friends are sitting laughing, but I just keep on laughing.
00:20:17They're knocking on my door, but I'm knocking them down.
00:20:21They say I'm acting crazy, but I just want to lie in the sun.
00:20:29Whoa.
00:20:29I just wanna lie in the sun
00:20:35Yeah, yeah, lie in the sun
00:20:39My friends are sitting laughing
00:20:44And I just keep on laughing
00:20:46They're knocking on my door
00:20:48But I'm knocking them down
00:20:50They say I'm acting crazy
00:20:53But I just wanna lie in the sun
00:20:56Jason?
00:20:59Nicole?
00:21:02Wow, how are you?
00:21:04I'm great!
00:21:05Still surfing, you know?
00:21:08This is so weird
00:21:10Kind of like how we first met
00:21:12Well, where you saw me and then stalked me to that gas lamp bar
00:21:17The tipsy crow
00:21:20So, are you still living here?
00:21:22No, I'm in LA now
00:21:24How about you?
00:21:27I'm still living here
00:21:30Duh
00:21:32You look fantastic
00:21:34Thank you
00:21:35Life is good
00:21:37So, what brought you down here?
00:21:40I just went through a breakup
00:21:42I went to propose and she was sleeping with my old roommate
00:21:45Plus a few others
00:21:46Plus a few others
00:21:47But not at the same time
00:21:48So, I got in the car and drove out of town to get away
00:21:51I'm sorry
00:21:54Probably way more info than you were looking for
00:21:56A little
00:21:57So, you have dinner plans tonight?
00:22:01I'm being honest, this is my only good meal
00:22:24If we're being honest, us seeing each other again wasn't exactly an accident
00:22:35I know
00:22:37How?
00:22:39I have a video doorbell
00:22:42It records anyone that walks out
00:22:45But when I left, I had no idea I would see you
00:22:48That was complete luck
00:22:50Right
00:22:51Like when we first met
00:22:53I'm sure you followed me to that bar
00:22:56A hundred percent fluke
00:22:59A fluke?
00:23:01A perfect coincidence
00:23:18So, why did you really come down?
00:23:24Do you mind?
00:23:31I don't know if you remember, but I was married
00:23:46I should have said no, but I got so caught up in the proposal and the family
00:23:53She did you a favor
00:23:55When we were dating, what was it about me that made you break up?
00:24:05Be brutal
00:24:06I can handle it
00:24:08So, that's why you showed up
00:24:10You're trying to figure out why she said no
00:24:12What?
00:24:14Come on, Jason
00:24:16Be honest
00:24:20Our breakup had nothing to do with you
00:24:22It's not me, it's you
00:24:26I mean, it's not you
00:24:28It's me
00:24:31Usually, that's an excuse, but it was true
00:24:36I had met you right when my marriage ended
00:24:39You showed up all young and cute and quirky
00:24:43And young
00:24:46I was just flattered that I was still noticed
00:24:50What?
00:24:52You were like 27
00:24:54Surfer goddess
00:24:56And...
00:24:57Cooler than Beyonce
00:25:00Thank you
00:25:04But seriously
00:25:06What happened?
00:25:08We were doing everything together for months
00:25:11And then you just broke it off
00:25:15You want me to be brutal?
00:25:17Yes
00:25:19I think so
00:25:21We had just gotten back from X-Fest
00:25:23And we started fooling around
00:25:25It was a really good night
00:25:28We were on fire
00:25:32Your mouth was right by my ear, so I can hear you breathing
00:25:36And then you whispered
00:25:38I love you
00:25:40I thought you didn't
00:25:42Or like did and didn't want to, you know
00:25:46Jason, I'm sorry
00:25:48I loved feeling loved by you
00:25:51I just knew there wasn't a future
00:25:54Just bad timing
00:25:55Just bad timing
00:26:11I should get going
00:26:13Wait, I have something to show you
00:26:16I have something to show you
00:26:33Remember these?
00:26:36Wow
00:26:38I didn't come over here till
00:26:43Do the...
00:26:45Just tonight
00:26:46And then friends
00:26:48Nod if you understand
00:26:50Mm-hmm
00:26:51Good
00:27:09I feel bad
00:27:11All we did was talk about me
00:27:13How's your life?
00:27:16That's how I like it
00:27:18Simple
00:27:20Simple?
00:27:22Are you dating anyone?
00:27:24I like being single
00:27:26There's a few guys that I see but
00:27:29They know it's only temporary
00:27:33Don't you think there's that one guy?
00:27:37I married him
00:27:39Oh right
00:27:41I like the freedom to do what I want when I want
00:27:44You know?
00:27:49Was I okay last night?
00:27:55In bed?
00:27:57You were great
00:27:59Way better than I remembered
00:28:02You were like my sex Yoda
00:28:05How do you figure?
00:28:08Well, before you
00:28:11I would just hop on and pound away
00:28:14Sort of like a fish shot of water
00:28:16But you taught me to slow down
00:28:18To be in the moment
00:28:20And make it about you more than just me
00:28:22Sounds like me
00:28:24Thank you
00:28:26Really?
00:28:29I'm still a young Padawan
00:28:31But I think I'm adequate
00:28:34More than adequate
00:28:36You're like a Jedi
00:28:38Jedi?
00:28:39Jedi
00:28:49Hey!
00:28:53You were aain tech call last night
00:28:54Hey!
00:29:06You were meant to call last night.
00:29:08Sorry, it got late.
00:29:10So, what did you find out?
00:29:12I said I love you too early.
00:29:14It freaked her out and that's why we split up.
00:29:17Hmm, makes sense.
00:29:19What else?
00:29:20She said I'm more than adequate in bed.
00:29:22And even better now.
00:29:24You had sex with her?
00:29:26It just happened.
00:29:28Yeah, right.
00:29:29What, she just tripped and fell on your dick?
00:29:32No.
00:29:33She was showing me this pink underwear I got her and she started draping open her robe.
00:29:38I don't want to know.
00:29:40In case it wasn't Melissa.
00:29:43I didn't even think about her until just now.
00:29:46That's a step in the right direction.
00:29:48I'm not trying to forget about her.
00:29:50I'm trying to get her back.
00:29:52Hold on, Benji's calling me.
00:29:54I'll call you later.
00:29:55Okay, but...
00:29:56What's up?
00:29:58Dude, when are you coming home?
00:30:01In a few days, why?
00:30:02I invited the three-week girls over and they're impossible to satisfy.
00:30:07They never get tired.
00:30:11What do you want me to do about it?
00:30:12I need you to take one of them off my hands.
00:30:15One's doing a photo shoot, one's in the bathroom.
00:30:17I fucking let out.
00:30:18No way.
00:30:20Please.
00:30:20I need to sleep.
00:30:22Oh shit, she's coming.
00:30:23I'll call you later.
00:30:27Come to the bathroom.
00:30:29Now.
00:30:30Okay.
00:30:42Hang on.
00:30:42Hold on.
00:30:43Go!
00:30:44Ha!
00:31:13Hello?
00:31:26We're closed till 2 p.m.
00:31:31Okay, sorry.
00:31:43Hey Jason.
00:31:50Hi.
00:31:52I'm really sorry about this.
00:31:55I was just passing by and I wanted to see if you still worked here.
00:31:59Why?
00:32:01I was passing by and I thought, I wonder if Madison still works there.
00:32:05So I put in a little extra effort and parked.
00:32:09Now I know.
00:32:11Now you know.
00:32:16Do you have a few minutes so we can catch up?
00:32:19I have a lot of prep work before we open.
00:32:23Nice seeing you again.
00:32:41Hey.
00:32:43We close at 10 if you want to come back and talk.
00:32:47Awesome.
00:32:49Yeah.
00:32:50Hello?
00:32:51Hey.
00:32:52Hey.
00:32:53Who is this?
00:32:55Jason.
00:32:56Jason.
00:32:57Jason.
00:32:58Jason.
00:32:59College Jason?
00:33:00Yep.
00:33:01Why are you calling me?
00:33:02I was in town and I wanted to say hi.
00:33:05Jason.
00:33:06I gotta go.
00:33:07I'm gonna be late for work.
00:33:08Okay.
00:33:09Maybe later.
00:33:10Or not.
00:33:11Or not.
00:33:12I'm gonna be late for work.
00:33:13I'm gonna be late for work.
00:33:14Okay.
00:33:15Maybe later.
00:33:16Or not.
00:33:17I'm gonna be late for work.
00:33:18I'm gonna be late for work.
00:33:19Okay.
00:33:20Maybe later.
00:33:21Or not.
00:33:23Hmm.
00:33:24and I wanted to say hi.
00:33:26Uh, Jason, uh, I gotta go.
00:33:28I'm gonna be late for work.
00:33:30Okay, maybe later.
00:33:36Or not.
00:33:54Okay, so what's the deal? Do you need money?
00:34:06What? No.
00:34:08You're not dying, are you?
00:34:10I'm fine.
00:34:12Then what?
00:34:24I wanna know what happened with our relationship.
00:34:28Why did we break up?
00:34:30You're looking for closure after four years?
00:34:32No.
00:34:34I just don't understand why any of my past relationships failed.
00:34:38You came all the way here just to ask me that?
00:34:42You won't hurt my feelings.
00:34:44My parents hated you.
00:35:05Really?
00:35:06Parents love me.
00:35:08Usually more than the girl I'm dating.
00:35:10I thought they'd like you too, but you fucked it up.
00:35:13How?
00:35:17You really don't remember.
00:35:25Mini golf.
00:35:27You mean when you cheated?
00:35:29I didn't cheat, you towed.
00:35:31You couldn't stand the fact that I beat you.
00:35:34You moved the ball more than six inches.
00:35:36That's a penalty.
00:35:38You didn't have a ruler.
00:35:39You guesstimated and guesstimated wrong.
00:35:41Why are you getting so mad?
00:35:43Because it was under six inches.
00:35:45So why don't your parents like me?
00:35:49The first and only time I took you to meet them, you brought it up.
00:35:55In fact, you spent the entire night talking about me cheating in mini golf.
00:35:59They seemed interested.
00:36:00Not interested.
00:36:01You went on and on about the six inch roll.
00:36:03So that's why we broke up?
00:36:05Yes.
00:36:06Mostly.
00:36:07Mostly.
00:36:08Wow.
00:36:09I am really sorry, Molly.
00:36:23I appreciate that.
00:36:25I get the competitive thing from my brother.
00:36:31He's the 6'5", muscular version of me.
00:36:34The only way I could ever win at anything is if he cheated and I could prove it.
00:36:38Siblings can be tough.
00:36:41But six inches is six inches, cheater.
00:36:47Sorry.
00:36:48That wasn't funny.
00:36:51It's sort of funny.
00:36:56How good are you at Ms. Pacman?
00:37:00You know, you look good.
00:37:16You look amazing.
00:37:18Like, even better than before.
00:37:19Okay.
00:37:20No more ask a sign.
00:37:23Dating anyone?
00:37:25Sort of.
00:37:27It's convenient for now.
00:37:28I'm so busy at work.
00:37:32What do you do?
00:37:33Property management.
00:37:34300 units.
00:37:37Sounds like 300 problems.
00:37:40You got it.
00:37:43Last year I bought my first apartment building.
00:37:46Nice.
00:37:47Six units over in Arcadia, not far from Old Town.
00:37:51Are you going to be the next real estate tycoon?
00:37:54We'll see.
00:37:56What are you doing tonight?
00:38:01I was thinking we could go play some mini golf.
00:38:06You're an idiot.
00:38:07No, I'm visiting another one of my exes.
00:38:12I dated her before you.
00:38:14Oh, so you didn't come here just to see me?
00:38:19No, I'm doing a whole road trip thing.
00:38:23To see your exes.
00:38:26Yep.
00:38:28What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:38:30That's it.
00:38:31So, we stayed in the middle of nine months while also.
00:38:33Still young and angry.
00:38:34I'll never go.
00:38:35I was so drunk with you.
00:38:36I was very young.
00:38:37I was so drunk with my exe.
00:38:38I'm very much younger now.
00:38:39Are you going to be the next drug patient?
00:38:40I'm doing well with the next drug.
00:38:41You're going to be the next drug.
00:38:42You're justHANCIA.
00:38:43I'm really good.
00:38:44You're not even recording.
00:38:45You're just kidding.
00:38:46You're just kidding.
00:38:47You're getting into the next drug.
00:38:48I'm extreme.
00:38:50I'm just saying, you're not too late.
00:38:52Are you Jason?
00:39:12Yes.
00:39:14Do I know you?
00:39:16What are you doing here?
00:39:20I'm meeting a friend.
00:39:22I know that.
00:39:24Why?
00:39:28She's a friend from a few years ago?
00:39:30Hey, Einstein.
00:39:32You've answered everything except my fucking question.
00:39:34I see you've met Angela.
00:39:38Oh, we were just getting to know each other.
00:39:43We lived together.
00:39:47Oh, we didn't get that far in the conversation.
00:39:50I met Jason in high school.
00:39:52He was the nicest guy.
00:39:55I bet he was.
00:39:58I saw her again in college.
00:40:01My car battery died and he offered to jump me.
00:40:04I bet he did.
00:40:05What are we doing here?
00:40:09She's so jealous.
00:40:10Oh, I didn't realize you're together together.
00:40:17I'm no threat.
00:40:19In fact, I'm getting married.
00:40:21Let me see a photo.
00:40:23What?
00:40:25If you're getting married to this girl, you have to have a few pictures of her.
00:40:28Are you satisfied?
00:40:47You're going to be late for work.
00:40:50Go.
00:40:50It was nice to meet you.
00:40:56Likewise.
00:41:04Chugged your beer.
00:41:05We're done?
00:41:07I've been here all day.
00:41:08Let's go somewhere else.
00:41:09So how long have you been dating girls?
00:41:14Pretty much always.
00:41:16You're the only guy I went out with.
00:41:18No.
00:41:19Yeah.
00:41:21Why me?
00:41:22Well, my mom liked you.
00:41:25And remember when we went to prom?
00:41:28My mom was so happy to put up the prom pics in the living room.
00:41:35Yeah.
00:41:36Does your mom know now?
00:41:38She always knew.
00:41:39She was kind of just waiting on me.
00:41:44You only dated me to make your mom happy.
00:41:47Oh, I should know that came out wrong.
00:41:49I always liked being with you.
00:41:51You always were real.
00:41:57To being real?
00:41:58To being real.
00:42:06Out of all my girlfriends, you were really my best friend.
00:42:11There was always something about us that was just so in sync.
00:42:15That's because we both like pussy.
00:42:18To pussy.
00:42:19I'll drink to that.
00:42:25And have it for dessert later, too.
00:42:28So we know that you say I love you way too early.
00:42:36Correct.
00:42:37And that you are a stickler for rules.
00:42:39Maybe a bit too much.
00:42:43And the moms like you, except when your obsession for rules shows its ugly face.
00:42:49And the girlfriend that I thought I was closest with was actually just a friend.
00:42:57Are you having a good time?
00:42:58It's a little outside my comfort zone, but I'm glad I'm doing it.
00:43:06Good.
00:43:09So, what did you do tonight?
00:43:12I went on a date.
00:43:18I went on a date.
00:43:19Oh.
00:43:22Great.
00:43:24Yeah.
00:43:25It was okay.
00:43:27Do you want details?
00:43:30Nah, I'm up early tomorrow and heading back to L.A.
00:43:36Kate.
00:43:37Kate.
00:43:38I'm going to get some sleep.
00:43:43Hey, Jason.
00:43:43Yeah.
00:43:50I'll talk to you tomorrow.
00:43:53Good night.
00:43:55Night.
00:43:55Night.
00:44:07Oh.
00:44:13Bye.
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00:46:11How are you?
00:46:13Sorry, I'm all sweaty.
00:46:14Me too.
00:46:16Not like we haven't been sweaty together before.
00:46:19I remember.
00:46:20Sex in Arizona.
00:46:24Um, I meant living in Arizona.
00:46:27Oh, I just thought...
00:46:31It's good to see you.
00:46:32Do you live around here?
00:46:35No, I'm in Culver City.
00:46:37But I like trying new places to run.
00:46:39Yeah.
00:46:39Gotta stay fit.
00:46:40Well, it was great seeing you again.
00:46:47Um...
00:46:47We should catch up sometime.
00:46:50How about right now?
00:46:55Uh...
00:46:56Yeah.
00:46:58I guess.
00:47:00We could do it another day.
00:47:03You probably have plans.
00:47:05No, it's my day off.
00:47:10You sure?
00:47:12Yeah.
00:47:12How?
00:47:22I haven't been able to find this anywhere in L.A.
00:47:25I know.
00:47:25I found it in some random little shop in Echo Park.
00:47:30You got me addicted to this stuff.
00:47:32I haven't had one of these in years.
00:47:34So good.
00:47:48Do you remember our first date?
00:47:52We bought a six-pack at Chihuahua.
00:47:55Sat in your convertible till sunrise.
00:47:57Talked about all the great things we were gonna do.
00:48:00Yeah.
00:48:01Yeah, you said that...
00:48:03...space travel was gonna make a return.
00:48:06And you were gonna be the guy who was in the belly of the beast when it happened.
00:48:09How do you remember that?
00:48:11It's a gift.
00:48:15So, what did you actually end up doing?
00:48:17I'm in the space program.
00:48:19Shut the fuck up.
00:48:21So, I've had sex with an astronaut?
00:48:24I wish I could check that off your bucket list.
00:48:27I'm the flight director at Rocket Dynamics.
00:48:30Our rockets put satellites in orbit.
00:48:32You know, I don't know anyone who actually did what they wanted to.
00:48:36You always knew.
00:48:39You were my only girlfriend who thought it was cool.
00:48:42I did.
00:48:43I mean, it would be way cooler if you were actually an astronaut.
00:48:46But...
00:48:47I'm really proud of you.
00:48:51You were the most driven person I've ever met.
00:48:56What are you doing now?
00:48:57I don't know.
00:49:03Um, are you hungry?
00:49:05I don't know.
00:49:06I don't know.
00:49:15We have a cool new rocket coming up.
00:49:18What's it called?
00:49:20The A7.
00:49:21Nice.
00:49:22And so, how fast do these rockets go?
00:49:24Top speed is 27,000 kilometers an hour.
00:49:26Not real.
00:49:29And what do you do?
00:49:31I'm the guy that says, go for launch.
00:49:33But if I say go, I better not have messed up.
00:49:38I'm impressed.
00:49:39And you know I'm not easily impressed.
00:49:41Oh, I remember.
00:49:44Our fourth date.
00:49:46And still no sex.
00:49:47You made me show you something that made me worthy of your vagina.
00:49:51It wasn't like that.
00:49:55But my vagina is worth it.
00:49:57You needed to impress.
00:49:59And you did.
00:50:01It's one of the few things I'm good at.
00:50:05And definitely not sexy, though.
00:50:08Yeah.
00:50:09No.
00:50:09Not sexy.
00:50:13But it worked.
00:50:17It was a gift.
00:50:35Why wouldn't I?
00:50:35It was a gift.
00:50:35Why wouldn't I?
00:50:47You still got it?
00:50:52It may not be as impressive now.
00:50:55Yeah.
00:50:56I'll be the judge of that.
00:50:57I'll be the judge of that.
00:51:17Bad for out of practice.
00:51:30Come here.
00:51:34What?
00:51:37Come here.
00:51:37So I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to say I've had sex with an astronaut.
00:51:51Fine with me.
00:52:00I probably should have asked, are you seeing anybody?
00:52:05I was.
00:52:09In fact, I almost asked you to marry me.
00:52:13And what happened?
00:52:16She was having sex with my old roommate.
00:52:23I'm sorry.
00:52:26Enough about me.
00:52:28What about you?
00:52:32Do you remember what my plan was?
00:52:33Totally.
00:52:35I bet we remember differently.
00:52:39My junior year at ASU, before Christmas, you told me you wanted to be the head of media relations at a Fortune 100 company.
00:52:49Not 500, but 100.
00:52:52It's pretty good.
00:52:55Do you remember what?
00:52:56You loved when a company like that got in trouble.
00:53:00The media relations person would come out and put a public spin on it so crafted, it made the whole public regain confidence again and the stockholders relax.
00:53:11I'm sorry.
00:53:31Did I say something?
00:53:33I'm sorry.
00:53:33Did I say something?
00:53:33I just freaked you out, didn't I?
00:54:00No.
00:54:01I'm Jason.
00:54:02I bet.
00:54:03Okay, you freaked me out.
00:54:05What did I say?
00:54:06Okay, I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone.
00:54:18Okay?
00:54:19Okay.
00:54:20Okay.
00:54:21My freshman year I was broke and had to make tuition.
00:54:26You were on a full ride.
00:54:27No.
00:54:28Not the first year.
00:54:29I had to earn it.
00:54:30So by Christmas I was broke.
00:54:31Tuition, housing was due.
00:54:32I had to buy books.
00:54:33And I found out that a bunch of girls in the dorm had sugar daddies.
00:54:47But instead I started doing cam modeling.
00:54:54No modeling required.
00:54:56I would get men off in private chats.
00:55:00You don't want to hear this, do you?
00:55:02You can tell me anything.
00:55:03Well, after the first few days I figured out a way to make a lot of money.
00:55:14The longer I could keep guys on a private session, the more I made.
00:55:18So I got really good at controlling the pace.
00:55:21And after two months I paid off all my bills.
00:55:25I quit.
00:55:26I finished half of my class and I was on my way.
00:55:30And of all people, I didn't prepare for damage control.
00:55:41My first big interview after college was amazing.
00:55:45You know, I got offered a great salary, stock options, benefits.
00:55:52Pending a background check.
00:55:57But how did they find out?
00:55:59You didn't use your real name, did you?
00:56:01No.
00:56:02Where I fucked up is I used a photo from my cam profile from a Cancun vacation.
00:56:08That same photo is on my Instagram and Facebook.
00:56:10Our first image search.
00:56:12Every interview after that was pretty much the same.
00:56:22I was the most qualified person in the room until the background check.
00:56:24Sometimes I'd get a, you know, thank you but no thank you email.
00:56:28But usually I was just ghosted.
00:56:30I'm sorry.
00:56:31You're so talented.
00:56:32Fuck.
00:56:33Fortune 100, 200.
00:56:34How about 500?
00:56:35Keep going.
00:56:36I finally got hired at a Fortune 1000 company.
00:56:37Took him two months to find out.
00:56:38Got fired and walked to my car.
00:56:39My boss said he was sorry.
00:56:40And then he hit on me right there in the parking lot.
00:56:53I need a drink.
00:57:18Well, all I have left are Rita's Mangaritas.
00:57:43What?
00:57:44I wish you could see you the way I see you.
00:57:53Jason, I may have made a mistake not keeping you in my life.
00:58:00It never would have worked.
00:58:03Really?
00:58:05Us astronauts get the ladies.
00:58:08What can I say?
00:58:12Well, I'm really glad you're here.
00:58:15Me too.
00:58:16Hey.
00:58:17Are you home?
00:58:18How did we pause your place last night?
00:58:33Oh.
00:58:34I'm just leaving Kate's now.
00:58:36Hello.
00:58:37Well, what did you learn from sleeping with Kate?
00:58:43Who says we slept together?
00:58:45Oh.
00:58:46I'm sorry.
00:58:47I thought that, um...
00:58:48We did.
00:58:49Several times.
00:58:50Well, you might just go for a trifecta this week.
00:58:55Well, this was all your idea.
00:58:57Why are you getting so upset at me?
00:58:59I'm going home.
00:59:00No, no.
00:59:01You've come this far.
00:59:02Just...
00:59:03Go see Izzy and try to keep it in your pants.
00:59:07Nothing's gonna happen with her.
00:59:09She's the shy one.
00:59:10We dated for like a month before doing anything and never with the lights on.
00:59:14Why?
00:59:15She was a little heavy and it's always bothered her.
00:59:20She's really sweet though.
00:59:22So why'd you break up?
00:59:25I don't know.
00:59:28You know what?
00:59:30Go see Izzy, find out, and then call me.
00:59:33Okay?
00:59:34I want a full debriefing tonight.
00:59:36Okay, but you can't get mad at me.
00:59:39Call me.
00:59:42Call me!
01:00:02What?
01:00:03Mrs. Sek!
01:00:06Hi.
01:00:07Does Izzy still live here?
01:00:12Jason?
01:00:16Is he?
01:00:18What are you doing here?
01:00:21Funny story.
01:00:27So, why do you think that we broke up?
01:00:34I can't remember. You were always so nice, I don't even remember arguing about anything.
01:00:39I used to please men by being agreeable. We can eat wherever, that movie's fine, another blowjob, sure, it's not like I'm busy studying or anything.
01:00:56But with me specifically, do you remember?
01:01:00I remember everything about every guy I've dated. Pigs.
01:01:06Did I treat you bad?
01:01:12Nothing major.
01:01:14When you shaved, you would leave all those little hairs in the sink.
01:01:18And after you ate, you would take your plate and put it on the counter on top of the dishwasher.
01:01:26And I know that this is picky, but you would leave your dirty socks next to the hamper. Not even next to it, touching the hamper.
01:01:34Why didn't you say something?
01:01:38Because I'm a sucker!
01:01:40Every time we had sex, it started off with me giving you a blowjob. How about returning the favor?
01:01:47I did.
01:01:49Twice?
01:01:50Twice?
01:01:51Twice. And I used to send you these cute texts with specific things that I left about you just to make your day a little bit better.
01:02:02They did.
01:02:04Then send something back better than a fucking thumbs up emoji!
01:02:07I'm sorry, Izzy. I didn't know.
01:02:14It's okay. Men are stupid.
01:02:20So, what do you do for work?
01:02:27Do for work.
01:02:32How about I show you?
01:02:50You wanna try it?
01:02:53No charge.
01:02:54No.
01:02:56It's not my thing.
01:02:58How would you know if you've never tried it?
01:03:03I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like it.
01:03:05You're a fucking pussy.
01:03:07What?
01:03:09I can loan you some of my panties in case you're feeling a little vulnerable.
01:03:14No. I just-
01:03:15I said try it!
01:03:16Okay.
01:03:18This is my answer. This is my answer.
01:03:21Hmm.
01:03:24This is gonna hurt a little.
01:03:26Who are you?
01:03:35Oh!
01:03:36Oh!
01:03:37Oh!
01:03:38Hey!
01:03:39Hey!
01:03:40Hey!
01:03:41How'd it go?
01:03:43It was painful.
01:03:44Uh...
01:03:46Did you hit the trifecta?
01:03:48I wanna tell you in person. Could I meet you somewhere?
01:03:50Yeah, I'm about to head out.
01:03:51Meet me at Lansing Park.
01:03:52Okay.
01:03:53Lansing Park.
01:03:5430 minutes.
01:03:55Hey, V.
01:03:56Yeah?
01:03:57I missed you.
01:03:58I missed you.
01:03:59I missed you.
01:04:00I missed you.
01:04:01I missed you.
01:04:02That's not weird.
01:04:03No.
01:04:04No.
01:04:05No.
01:04:06Me too.
01:04:07Alright.
01:04:08Bye.
01:04:09Bye.
01:04:10Bye.
01:04:11Bye.
01:04:12Bye.
01:04:13Bye.
01:04:14Bye bye.
01:04:15Bye bye.
01:04:16Bye.
01:04:17Bye bye.
01:04:19Bye bye.
01:04:21Bye bye bye.
01:04:25Me, too.
01:04:27All right.
01:04:30Bye.
01:04:55What are you doing here?
01:05:02We need to talk.
01:05:05How'd you know I was here?
01:05:08Where is he?
01:05:10I can't tell you!
01:05:12A Lansing Park! A Lansing Park!
01:05:15Sit.
01:05:18First, I want to say sorry about what happened.
01:05:25And I want us to forget all that, okay?
01:05:28Okay.
01:05:31Why?
01:05:33Well, over the last few days, I asked myself, what do I want?
01:05:40Me?
01:05:42Not exactly.
01:05:44But I realized I might have to compromise.
01:05:48You'll never be a Jason Bateman or Jason Statham,
01:05:52but you could be a Jason Biggs or a Jason Schwartzman.
01:05:57I'm sure they're nice people.
01:06:00Where are you going with this?
01:06:03Hello!
01:06:05You're not very smart for a rocket guy, are you?
01:06:08Let's pick up where you came over to propose,
01:06:11but instead of what happened.
01:06:13Kyle having butt sex with you.
01:06:16That is not being productive.
01:06:19Imagine you came in and I was looking fabulous.
01:06:23What would you have said to me?
01:06:29Hi Melissa, you look great.
01:06:31Are you hungry?
01:06:32No!
01:06:34Do you have the ring?
01:06:36Yeah.
01:06:37Do the get down on one knee part.
01:06:40With the ring.
01:06:42You know, a lot has happened over the last few days.
01:06:48I've been thinking a lot too.
01:06:51I think we might need to spend some time apart.
01:06:54Jason!
01:06:55Please!
01:06:56Do you know how hard it was for me to come here and admit that I was wrong?
01:07:01Melissa, over the last two years you've changed my life.
01:07:14You've made me a better man and helped focus the direction-
01:07:17Yes, yes.
01:07:18I heard this part.
01:07:19Skip to the end.
01:07:20Melissa, will you make me the happiest man in the world and marry me?
01:07:33Hmm.
01:07:37Sure.
01:07:38Jason, what are you doing?
01:07:50Who are you?
01:07:52Well, she's just a girl from my work.
01:07:56You two deserve each other.
01:08:01Did she just insult me?
01:08:07Jason!
01:08:09Look at me!
01:08:12Who was that?
01:08:17I'm gonna go.
01:08:18I want some answers.
01:08:22Melissa, it's not you, it's me.
01:08:36Goodbye.
01:08:38You'll be back!
01:08:45Asshole.
01:08:51So you messed up.
01:08:52Call her.
01:08:53Say you're sorry.
01:08:56I did.
01:08:59Text?
01:09:01I stopped after seven.
01:09:04Nothing?
01:09:08Go to her house, buy her flowers, and beg for forgiveness.
01:09:14No, I'll see her at work tomorrow.
01:09:26Whatever happened to those three-way girls?
01:09:31I couldn't get rid of them.
01:09:34I had to fake a penis injury.
01:09:36Then they lost all interest and left.
01:09:41I discovered I'm a one-girl guy.
01:09:45Crazy week.
01:09:47Tomorrow is a new day.
01:09:49Things always work out the way they should.
01:10:00Diana's gonna help get the presentation finished until Veronica gets back.
01:10:03What?
01:10:05Where's Veronica?
01:10:07You haven't talked with her?
01:10:08I assume you knew before I did.
01:10:11Knew what?
01:10:13So, where are we with the changes?
01:10:16I want to score the presentation.
01:10:19Stock music sounds sort of stock.
01:10:23Wait, when is she coming back?
01:10:25I didn't talk to her.
01:10:28Are you good changing the music?
01:10:30Wait, where is she?
01:10:32Jason, I had her job before she did.
01:10:35I got this.
01:10:40Where are you going?
01:10:42I'm going to get Veronica back.
01:10:44Without her, there is no presentation.
01:10:46No offense, Diana.
01:10:48Can't you just call her?
01:10:52That was a relationship reaction.
01:10:57Veronica?
01:11:21Can I explain?
01:11:22I'm sorry.
01:11:25I know it looked like I was proposing, but I wasn't going to go through with it.
01:11:32The truth is, the whole time I was gone, the only one I was thinking of was you.
01:11:40I don't know how I didn't realize this sooner, but I love you, V.
01:11:53I always have, since the first day I saw you.
01:11:58I was just scared if we got into a relationship and it didn't work out.
01:12:02No one stays friends.
01:12:07Will you give me a chance, please?
01:12:10I think you blew it.
01:12:20Who are you?
01:12:22I'm Carrie.
01:12:24V's sister.
01:12:26V's been talking about you for the last two years.
01:12:30Do you?
01:12:32My whole freaking family knows about Jason from the party.
01:12:36What party?
01:12:38The 2018 Christmas party.
01:12:41Heard it a thousand times.
01:12:48What'd she say?
01:12:49That you and V snuck into the lounge with a bottle of Jack, talked so long that everyone at the party left.
01:12:57About right.
01:12:59Talked about family and kids.
01:13:01And when the time was right, you looked into her eyes and you leaned in for a kiss.
01:13:08You don't have to say it.
01:13:09And you threw up all over her and you.
01:13:15I'm bad with hard alcohol.
01:13:18Obviously.
01:13:20And what did she do?
01:13:22She took you home, got you cleaned up and put you to bed.
01:13:25You blew it.
01:13:30You blew it.
01:13:32At least you would've with me.
01:13:36But she still loves you.
01:13:37I don't know why.
01:13:39She said that?
01:13:42She said that out loud?
01:13:44In a sentence?
01:13:46I have to be honest, I'm not that impressed.
01:13:50Where is she?
01:13:52She went on a trip with this guy Mitch.
01:13:55He's been asking her out for months.
01:14:00Where?
01:14:02I promise not to tell you.
01:14:06I need to talk with her.
01:14:08Sorry. We're family.
01:14:31Dude.
01:14:41We need to talk.
01:14:45I'm sorry how shit went down.
01:14:51I'm your boy.
01:14:53And I've had your back.
01:14:55But you smell.
01:14:57You're missing all your interviews.
01:14:58And I hear what goes on here every night.
01:15:04What?
01:15:06You want me to say it?
01:15:11You're whacking off loudly.
01:15:13Or crying.
01:15:15Usually both.
01:15:22It's time to take a shower.
01:15:24Call the people that, for some reason,
01:15:26keep trying to interview you.
01:15:30And get on with life.
01:15:37You're a good friend.
01:15:41Yes, I am.
01:15:45This is for your own good.
01:15:47Who is it?
01:15:51Diana?
01:15:53You look horrible.
01:15:55You came over to tell me that?
01:15:57I'm VP at Pacific Aerospace now.
01:15:59I heard.
01:16:01Really?
01:16:03Because my HR guy has been trying to get you in for months.
01:16:04I was going to call him back.
01:16:05I'm taking a few months off to figure out what I want to do.
01:16:07You know, Tom still blames you for not getting the board's approval on the A7 money.
01:16:10I hope that's not why you got fired.
01:16:11No.
01:16:12I just realized that if you didn't have a penis, I wasn't getting promoted any higher.
01:16:17A lot of dick at the top.
01:16:19So, what do I have to do to get you to come work with me?
01:16:23We have better pay, better benefits.
01:16:25How do you say that?
01:16:27I'm going to call him off to figure out what I want to do.
01:16:29You know, Tom still blames you for not getting the board's approval on the A7 money.
01:16:33I hope that's not why you got fired.
01:16:35No.
01:16:37I just realized that if you didn't have a penis, I wasn't getting promoted any higher.
01:16:40I want you to come work with me.
01:16:41We have better pay, better benefits.
01:16:45How do you see me fitting in?
01:16:48Before, we were always chasing number one.
01:16:52But at Pacific, we are number one.
01:16:56And I need you to keep us there.
01:17:00I always thought I wanted to be in the space program.
01:17:03And I did it.
01:17:05But I think I want to do something else now.
01:17:07I'll double what you were making.
01:17:11Yes.
01:17:14It's not about the money.
01:17:16I need to find something else.
01:17:19At least think about it.
01:17:21You know more about the space program than anyone I know.
01:17:24The world needs your talent.
01:17:26Don't just walk away.
01:17:27I'll think about it.
01:17:37Is that a maybe?
01:17:42Is that a maybe?
01:17:44It's a yes.
01:17:46It's a no.
01:17:48I spent the last week thinking through my options and I need to make a change.
01:17:51Come on, Jason.
01:17:53Give us a try.
01:17:54Just tell me what you want.
01:17:55I want to be happy.
01:17:57Well, I can't help you with that.
01:18:00I respect your decision and if you change your mind, let me know.
01:18:03I'm sorry it didn't work out.
01:18:05I...
01:18:07I know.
01:18:09I'm sure our paths will cross again.
01:18:11I hope so.
01:18:14Take care, Jason.
01:18:15Thanks, Diana.
01:18:45Mr. Jason.
01:19:09I have a question.
01:19:12I'm sorry, class is over.
01:19:16But I can stay if you need some private tutoring.
01:19:20Well, I have a question about why you became a teacher.
01:19:26Okay.
01:19:28So I looked you up online and I thought it was kind of strange that you would go from a high paying job to a book deal that made you even more money to a teacher.
01:19:40We all know that teachers don't get paid very much.
01:19:42Well, I will give you an A for research.
01:19:46I...
01:19:48I saved what I earned as a flight director and after a very successful book deal, thank you, I retired.
01:19:57Doesn't look like you retired to me.
01:20:01This?
01:20:03This is fun.
01:20:06I get to get students like you excited about science and space.
01:20:12And I'm working on book two.
01:20:13Well, I am a big fan of the first book.
01:20:18Where does Captain Beansprout go this time?
01:20:21I don't want to give it away.
01:20:24No.
01:20:25But where no Sprout has gone before.
01:20:30I do have one complaint.
01:20:32What?
01:20:34Well...
01:20:36It just seems that Captain Beansprout must be lonely.
01:20:40Up in space all alone.
01:20:41Was there ever a co-captain bean?
01:20:46Or a squash?
01:20:48Or a carrot?
01:20:50Well, there was a co-captain bean.
01:20:54But it didn't work out.
01:20:56Why not?
01:20:59The captain didn't know what he wanted until it was too late.
01:21:05She ran off with some tomato.
01:21:09Not a tomato.
01:21:13I hate it.
01:21:17I would love to hear more about the book.
01:21:20Is there any way that I can schedule some out of class time?
01:21:24So how'd things go with Mitch?
01:21:29We dated for a few months.
01:21:33And then when he asked me to move in with him, I panicked.
01:21:37Yeah.
01:21:39Sort of like saying I love you too early.
01:21:42Right. Yeah. Everything is about timing.
01:21:47I'm sorry I threw up on you at the Christmas party.
01:21:51What?
01:21:54What made you think of that?
01:22:01When I met your sister, she took great pleasure in reminding me.
01:22:06Yeah, she's got an evil streak.
01:22:10She does.
01:22:13It's really good to see you though.
01:22:16You too.
01:22:19Too long.
01:22:21How many watches
01:22:23How many?
01:22:25What does that mean?
01:22:27How many watchin?
01:22:30How many watchin?
01:22:32With a vocation.
01:22:35How many would you?"
01:22:36Who would you?
01:22:37Who would you...
01:22:46Who would you?
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