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00:00Letting us be ourselves
00:01So don't mind me if I repeat myself
00:03These simple rhymes be good for your health
00:06Keep them crime rhymes on the shelf
00:08Live love life like you just don't care
00:10Five thousand leaders never scared
00:13Rain and noise is the moment they fear
00:15Get up, it's still a beautiful idea
00:17Get up, throw your hands in the air
00:20Get up, it's shit like that
00:22Get up, it's shit like that
00:25Get up, it's shit like that
00:27Get up, it's shit like that
00:28Sit on the couch, kick off your boots
00:36And dry your foot by the fire
00:37It's Friday, we're live
00:38And it's time for The Last Leg
00:40Tonight on the show
00:42Donald Trump blows hot and cold
00:44Labor gets an icy reception
00:47And we hail the new angel
00:49On our Christmas tree
00:50Plus we'll be joined by comedians
00:52Harriet Kemsley and Catherine Ryan
00:55On the show that sometimes
00:57Get snowed under by the news
00:59G'day
01:06Hi everyone
01:09I'm Adam Hills
01:10Welcome to The Last Leg
01:12The show that's a lot like
01:13Day One of The Ashes
01:14Because there's plenty of exposed stumps
01:15With me as always
01:18Are the pride of Dartmoor
01:19Josh Whittacombe
01:19And the man who thinks
01:20A wicked sequel is Home Alone 2
01:22Lost in New York
01:23Alex Brooker
01:23Now we will get into the big news in a second
01:31But this week
01:32In a meeting that we were having in the office
01:34Josh uttered a sentence that shocked us all
01:37No, he didn't say
01:39It's okay, I can reach the top shelf
01:40And it certainly wasn't actually
01:44I think I have made too many jokes about Alex's hands
01:46Or it wasn't
01:48Of course it's not my real voice
01:50Josh, what did you say?
01:52Well, I just said that I'd spent the week doing some tiling in the house
01:55And you thought
01:56Genuinely, if I'd have said that
01:59It would have been less surprising
02:00I don't know why it's so surprising
02:03It's just a normal thing for me to do
02:04I just do a bit of DIY
02:05I'm a real man
02:07I sounded, sorry, I sounded like Pinocchio then
02:11I mean, look, you've been assembling me for the last 14 years before the show
02:16But still, it was
02:18So, yeah, so I'm having a room
02:20I'm, mate, I had to soundproof a room
02:22Right, why?
02:24For podcasts rather than
02:25Oh, thank God for that
02:26Yeah, to black out some windows
02:28Soundproof a room
02:29Yeah, because I've got
02:29I've taken someone prisoner
02:31And so I had to
02:34I had to get a topical reference
02:36And I had to do
02:38I had to do the ceiling
02:40So I did it with tiles
02:41And I did a good job
02:42Yeah, we have a photo
02:43Here are the tiles in place
02:44Look at that
02:44All jokes aside
02:46Josh, those tiles look like they've been laid by a professional
02:48Thank you very much
02:50Do you know what?
02:51Don't patronise me
02:53That's the lowest moment of my career
02:55That third one
02:56If you pull it down
02:57You can get into the air vents
02:58Like Bruce Willis on Die Hard
03:00I should say also
03:03It was actually a floor
03:04And that photo is the wrong way up
03:06Alex, you've been doing a bit of DIY work as well
03:11Yeah, how do you know
03:12It's a big time of year
03:13For me with Christmas coming up
03:15So I've been doing the light
03:16So got a ladder out
03:18To hold for my father-in-law really
03:20So there we go
03:21There I am
03:22Who wouldn't feel safe
03:24Looking down and seeing that geezer
03:25Taking a selfie
03:28While holding a ladder with one hand
03:31It looks like that
03:33I reckon you could use that too
03:34For either of the two main news stories next week
03:37One is
03:38Pervert window cleaner found
03:40And the other is
03:44Picture found a first suspect in Louvre heist
03:48I think it got me thinking
03:54Because obviously we're both
03:55We're doing our DIY now
03:57And I think there's something in it
04:00I think there's a show in it
04:02I think we can picture
04:03I don't
04:04But if you say so
04:05I think
04:05You know
04:06I kept thinking
04:06Like market it
04:07Yeah
04:08Handyman and little handyman
04:09There you go
04:12A couple of tools
04:12Get the job done
04:13I would just say
04:16To the person that did that photoshop
04:18And it is a photoshop
04:19How are my arms
04:22The ones you failed to get wrong
04:24Failed to get right
04:25I meant I fucked up
04:26Saying failed to get wrong
04:27We are live on your telly
04:30How did I get that wrong
04:32I was having
04:32Send us any questions
04:34You want to ask us about the news
04:35Instagram
04:36The hashtag is
04:37Is it okay
04:38WhatsApp
04:38The number is 07956175908
04:41Or you can scan the QR code on the screen
04:43For example
04:44Bayview Boy said
04:45Is it okay for Scotland
04:46To reach World Cup finals
04:47After 28 years
04:49Yes it bloody is
04:53Scotland is currently on day three
04:55Of a hangover
04:56After their men's football team
04:57Beat Denmark in injury time
04:59With Denmark pushing for a draw
05:02Scotland's Kenny McLean
05:03Took a shot from beyond halfway
05:04To seal the result
05:06And the BBC radio commentators
05:08Were anything but impartial
05:09As Hewleman has it
05:12He's surrounded
05:13He pokes the ball back
05:14Surely now Scotland
05:16Will hold on to possession
05:17It's McLean
05:18He's looking to go for goal
05:20From halfway line
05:21It's Chip Schmitt
05:22Glorious
05:27Glorious
05:28Glorious
05:29Kenny McLean
05:30With the halfway line
05:32Scotland 4
05:33Denmark 2
05:34We are returning
05:36To the World Cup
05:37What a night
05:40What a night
05:44The thing I love most
05:48About those goals
05:49The goals they scored
05:50Every day
05:50Like you couldn't
05:51You started to quite hear it
05:53On the clip there
05:54Is that when Scotland score
05:56They immediately start playing
05:57The Proclaimers
05:58500 miles
05:59So the second they score
06:00You've got people doing
06:01And you just hear
06:02And honestly
06:05You never get moments
06:06Like that
06:07In like real life
06:09Like imagine how good
06:10Proclaimers would be
06:11Over the big moments
06:12In your life
06:13Imagine like the birth
06:14Of your children
06:14Just as the head
06:15Starts to pop at you
06:16Like
06:16And one of the best photos
06:23Of the match
06:23Was this shot
06:24Of Scott McTominay
06:25Who nailed
06:26An incredible
06:26Incredibly athletic
06:28Bicycle kick
06:28That's
06:30That is
06:30Do you know what
06:31I don't want to brag
06:32Yeah
06:32That is the position
06:34I was in
06:34That's how I put up
06:35The final tile
06:36On the ceiling
06:36There was an amazing
06:39Thing with Scott McTominay
06:40After he scored the goal
06:41He ran to the crowd
06:42And he genuinely asked
06:43Where's my mum
06:44And what I love most
06:45About it is
06:46Like
06:46No matter what
06:47What age you get to
06:48What level of achievement
06:49You get to
06:50You're still always
06:51That seven year old boy
06:52Who goes
06:52Hey mum
06:53Did you just see that
06:54That was good
06:54What's amazing
06:56Is he not only scored the goal
06:57He also impersonated
06:58The flag of the Isle of Man
06:59And look
07:04Last week
07:05We asked you to
07:05Nominate an angel
07:06For the last leg
07:07Christmas tree
07:07We are going to reveal
07:08The winner
07:08At the end of the show
07:09But we also thought
07:10Tonight we'd make up
07:11Some honorary baubles
07:12Oh yeah
07:13Alex
07:13I just thought
07:14I just thought
07:14The Scotland result
07:15Was so incredible
07:16In the week
07:17I genuinely cheered
07:18And trained
07:18So I've got a little
07:19Scott McTominay
07:20Bauble
07:21That I've been trusted
07:22To put on the tree
07:24On a branch
07:25That's been conveniently
07:26Signified to me
07:27With some orange tape
07:28Yep
07:28There we go
07:30Beautiful
07:31Oh that is nice
07:33Well we're all going to do one
07:34I'm nominating Joe Marla
07:35Oh yeah
07:36Lovely
07:37Right after Celebrity Traders
07:39Because I think
07:39If we've learned anything
07:40From Celebrity Traders
07:41It's to trust the instincts
07:42Of a rugby player
07:43Oh for God
07:44How do you ruin everything good?
07:47Remember Claudia said
07:49On the show
07:49Celebrities have people
07:50Lie to them all the time
07:51And she's right
07:52All celebrities ever hear
07:53Are things like
07:54Oh your show's amazing
07:55Oh I loved your latest album
07:56Oh all jokes aside
07:57Josh those tiles
07:58Look like they've been
07:59Laid by a professional
07:59There's no bullshit
08:09Do you know what
08:10You're all wankers
08:11You're really talking
08:13Like a builder
08:14There's no bullshit
08:17Also that tree
08:18Needs putting up
08:19In a different angle
08:20Sorry
08:20Look there's no bullshit
08:22On a rugby pitch
08:23Look at the scrums
08:23When your face is that
08:24Close to another man's arse
08:25You can tell if he's
08:26A faithful or a traitor
08:27I'm going to put this up here
08:29Joe Marla
08:30If I ever meet you
08:31And I hope I do
08:32One day
08:33I want you to scoop me up
08:34Like a rugby ball
08:35And call me your
08:36Hundy faithful
08:37And Josh
08:45People who are honest
08:47That's what you've gone for
08:48Adam
08:48And there's only one person
08:50Who's publicly on TV
08:52Been more honest
08:53And themselves this year
08:54I don't know if you saw
08:56Romesh Ranganathan's parents
08:57Evening
08:58Oh here we go
08:59But Alex Brooker
09:00Was overshadowed
09:01By the real star of the show
09:02His mum
09:03Elaine Brooker
09:04Let's have a look
09:06At one of the many
09:07Brilliant clips of it
09:09He comes across
09:11As a bit fixed
09:12Yeah
09:13He's actually really clever
09:14Really clever
09:17I wondered why
09:19You wanted photos
09:19Of my mum
09:20Well all the ones
09:22She sends me
09:23Oh
09:23Oh
09:24Sorry
09:25So gaudy
09:27Now he's in the train
09:28Sorry
09:28One day on the building
09:29And look what I've become
09:31So there she is
09:32Elaine
09:32She's on the tree
09:33And um
09:34Stop gently caressing
09:35Don't
09:38Alright
09:42On to the news of the week now
09:43And as the world celebrated
09:44International Men's Day
09:46Laura said
09:46Is it okay that Donald Trump
09:48Called a female journalist
09:49Piggy
09:49No it is not Laura
09:51Here is the disturbing footage
09:53It's not alright is it
10:05No
10:05And the only person
10:06Allowed to say quiet piggy
10:07Is Kermit the Frog
10:08And even then
10:09He's risking a karate chop
10:10Didn't David Cameron
10:13Say something similar
10:14What if I've got my memory on it
10:23A few days later
10:24Donald Trump hosted
10:25One of the only world leaders
10:26With a worse track record
10:27Of dealing with both women
10:28And journalists than him
10:29Saudi Arabia's
10:30Mohammed bin Salman
10:31Here they are in the Oval Office
10:33Yes an authoritarian leader
10:35Who's carried out a campaign
10:37Of intimidation against the press
10:38Next to Mohammed bin Salman
10:39They look like they're just about
10:42To do a cool handshake
10:43Don't they
10:44Look at the room as well
10:45Even bin Salman's thinking
10:46Come on this is a bit gaudy
10:48Because they kind of
10:50They were so happy together
10:52Yeah
10:53They were so
10:53They kind of
10:54Most times
10:55They kind of looked like
10:55An episode of first dates
10:57That had gone really well
10:58And they were kind of like
10:59They were going to turn around
11:00And go
11:00Do you know what
11:00Yeah I'd love to see him again
11:01And be misogynistic together
11:03I think it would be
11:03Fantastic
11:04But there was
11:05You know
11:05The thing with them two
11:07Is you know
11:07You know you're ghostbusters
11:08It's like the gatekeeper
11:09And the keymaster
11:10Like you don't want to get
11:11These two together
11:12But if you were a mutual
11:13Friend of them
11:14You would have gone
11:15Like I tell you what
11:16I tell you what Donald
11:17I know who you'd love
11:18You would get on with
11:19My friend Mohammed bin Salman
11:20So much
11:20You two
11:21Look the meeting was controversial
11:23Because US intelligence
11:24Have said that bin Salman
11:26Likely ordered the murder
11:27And dismemberment
11:28Of Washington post journalist
11:29Jamal Khashoggi
11:30The Guardian even ran
11:31With this brutal headline
11:32Trump and Mr. Bonesaw
11:34Stage loving
11:35As Saudis one trillion dollars
11:37Wipes the bloody slate clean
11:38They called him Mr. Bonesaw
11:40Mr. Bonesaw
11:41Sounds like a
11:42YouTuber
11:43On I'm a celebrity
11:44That I haven't heard of
11:45I mean it doesn't sound like
11:47A great Mr. Member
11:48I must say
11:49What happened to Mr. Tickle
11:51That was fun
11:52Mr. Bonesaw to me
11:53Sounds like the follow up
11:54To the song Mr. Brightside
11:55But still by the killers
11:57Really nice
12:00Thank you
12:00Between bin Salman and Trump
12:01You've got Bonespurs
12:03And Bonesaw
12:04Which I'm going to pitch
12:05As a new cop drama
12:05By the way
12:06See
12:07Bonespurs and Bonesaw
12:09Could be another name
12:10For our building business
12:10Mary Bruce from ABC News
12:14Raised the controversy
12:15Of hosting a man
12:16The CIA accused of killing
12:17And dismembering
12:18A US citizen
12:18Watch who Trump
12:20Jumps to defend
12:21In this shocking clip
12:22Your loyal highness
12:24The US intelligence
12:25Concluded that you
12:26Orchestrated the brutal
12:28Murder of a journalist
12:299-11 families
12:30Are furious
12:30That you are here
12:31In the Oval Office
12:32Who are you with?
12:32Why should Americans
12:33Trust you?
12:34Who are you with?
12:34And the same to you
12:35Mr. President
12:35Who are you with?
12:36I'm with ABC News sir
12:37You're with who?
12:38ABC News sir
12:39Fake news
12:39ABC fake news
12:40One of the worst
12:41One of the worst
12:42In the business
12:42But I'll answer your question
12:44As far as this gentleman
12:45Is concerned
12:46He's done a phenomenal job
12:48You're mentioning
12:49Somebody that was
12:50Extremely controversial
12:51A lot of people
12:52Didn't like that gentleman
12:53That you're talking about
12:54Whether you like him
12:55Or didn't like him
12:56Things happen
12:57But he knew nothing about it
12:59And we can leave it at that
13:00You don't have to
13:01Embarrass our guest
13:02By asking a question like that
13:03You don't have to
13:04Embarrass our guest like that
13:06Says the man who
13:07Berated Zelensky
13:08For not wearing a suit
13:09And by the way
13:10Neither was Ben Salman
13:11Also
13:12And the way he called him
13:13A gentleman
13:13Please don't embarrass
13:15The gentleman
13:15Who our own intelligence
13:16Said cut up a journalist
13:17Into tiny pieces
13:18Trump is 30 seconds
13:19Away from going
13:20Ha
13:20Your bone saw
13:21For one journalist
13:22To be fair
13:24If I was sat next
13:25To Mohammed Ben Salman
13:26And someone started
13:26Winding him up
13:27I would be like
13:28Could you just stop
13:29With those kind of questions
13:30Have you know
13:31What he can do to me
13:32When Mary Bruce
13:33Then tried to ask
13:34Trump about the release
13:34Of the Epstein files
13:35He embarked on a tirade
13:37That made Quiet Piggy
13:38Sound like this girl can
13:39Here's the staggering footage
13:40Mr. President
13:42Why wait for Congress
13:43To release the Epstein files
13:44Why not just do it now
13:46You know
13:46It's not the question
13:48That I mind
13:48It's your attitude
13:49I think you are
13:51A terrible reporter
13:52You're all psyched
13:54Somebody psychs you
13:55Over at ABC
13:55You're going to psych
13:56You're a terrible person
14:01And a terrible reporter
14:02By the way
14:05The BBC had to apologise
14:08To that geezer last week
14:09That is insane
14:11Yeah
14:11Carry on
14:13No what better way
14:13To show off in front
14:14Of the Crown Prince
14:14Of Saudi Arabia
14:15Than by berating
14:16A woman in public
14:17He's slowly turning
14:18Into the guy
14:19From Come Dine With Me
14:20Who says you've got
14:20A sad little life change
14:22And it's interesting
14:26That the two times
14:27Trump has snapped
14:28At women this week
14:29Were both when he was
14:30Being asked about
14:30The Epstein files
14:31Which means his response
14:32To being connected
14:33To a man who degraded
14:34Women was to degrade women
14:35This week the US
14:36House of Representatives
14:37Voted 427 to 1
14:39To release the Epstein files
14:41The one dissenter
14:42Was this guy
14:42A guy called
14:44Come on
14:47It's George Galloway
14:49He looks like he's gone
14:52You can't release the files now
14:54I'm about to solve
14:55The case single-handedly
14:56You don't like when
14:58Hollyoaks get a new
14:59Baddie who kills
15:00A load of people
15:01No that's Clay Higgins
15:03He said it would be
15:03Unfair to people
15:04Named in the files
15:05Who were innocent apparently
15:06Look the Epstein files
15:07Are now due to be released
15:08In just under a month
15:09And if Trump's name's in it
15:10It's going to be awkward
15:11For the guy whose supporters
15:12Voted for him
15:13In the belief that
15:14He can stop the country
15:14Being run by a cabal of people
15:16Connected to pedophiles
15:17Newly released emails
15:19Showed that Mark Epstein
15:21Asked his brother
15:22Jeffrey Epstein
15:22In 2016
15:23To then ask Steve Bannon
15:25Whether Vladimir
15:26I can't believe this
15:26I'm saying this
15:27He asked whether
15:29Vladimir Putin has
15:30Quote
15:31The photos of Trump
15:32Blowing Bubba
15:34Now this caused a lot
15:35Of discussion
15:35Because Bubba
15:36Is famously the nickname
15:37For Bill Clinton
15:38Do you know
15:39There's a song about it
15:40It's called
15:41I'm forever blowing Bubba
15:42I mean sure
15:44I don't want to defend Trump
15:46But I can't believe
15:47This was true
15:49Like that amount
15:49Of fake tan
15:51And Bill Clinton
15:52Surely like Hillary
15:53Would have noticed
15:53If Bill Clinton
15:54Had to come home
15:55And little Bill
15:56Would have looked
15:57Like a watsit
15:57Epstein's brother
16:02Mark spoke out
16:03This week
16:03To say that Bubba
16:04Didn't refer to Clinton
16:05Didn't say who it was
16:06But then a rumour
16:07Went round that Bubba
16:08This is unbelievable
16:09Was the name
16:10Of Ghislaine Maxwell's horse
16:12He's downloaded a VPN
16:16To watch the Grand National
16:17Ain't he
16:17You know what
16:19I thought we were
16:20A progressive show
16:21But here we are
16:22Kink shaming Donald Trump
16:24Just because he's rumoured
16:25To have sucked off a horse
16:27Are we judging him
16:28For that are we
16:29Just because he's
16:30Yeah even the audience
16:32Said yes
16:32But this is
16:34The mad thing
16:35Is that
16:35Obviously Trump said
16:36He'd sued a BBC
16:37For a bad edit
16:38This one
16:39May be a potential
16:41Accusation
16:41That he's
16:41Nossed off a horse
16:42Nothing
16:43I love how
16:46When you asked
16:46The audience
16:47It became pantomime
16:48As well
16:48The horse is behind you
16:50Pantomime horse
16:52That's what it was
16:53What's even weirder
16:55Is that
16:55This all went around
16:56Last weekend
16:57Okay
16:57Ridiculous
16:59Of course
16:59None of it's true
17:00Right
17:00But while it all went out
17:02The White House
17:02Suddenly released
17:03A series of photos
17:04Of Trump and Melania
17:05In really loving poses
17:07There they are
17:09Look at that
17:10Like
17:10Then that made us
17:12Wonder more
17:12About the horse
17:13I mean
17:16Those photos
17:17Were crying out
17:18For a Photoshop job
17:19And since no one else
17:20Stepped up during the week
17:20All right let's welcome tonight's guests
17:36The last one laughing
17:49And the first one roasting
17:49Please welcome
17:50Comedians Harriet Kemsley
17:51And Catherine Ryan
17:52Now we've asked you both
18:11To prepare baubles
18:12Catherine who have you got
18:13Uh this year
18:15Was underscored
18:16By
18:17Nothing beats
18:19A jet 2 holiday
18:20And a lot of people
18:22Drinking and falling
18:23And fighting
18:23And being removed
18:24From planes
18:25And I loved that
18:26So my bubble
18:27Is just
18:28That company
18:29Jet 2
18:30You've got it there
18:31You've got it there
18:31It's over there
18:32On your little table there
18:33And Harriet
18:34Who have you brought
18:34Um I brought
18:36Baba
18:36I just feel like
18:40He's gone through
18:41So much
18:42Has maybe
18:45The sloppiest blowjob
18:46That's ever existed
18:47I brought Baba
18:50Okay we'll put him on
18:52Oh you can toss him
18:53So is it going to crash
18:55No
18:55No it's not going to smash
18:56Is it
18:56Oh my god
18:57Oh
18:58Oh
18:58Oh
18:59That
19:03Go on then
19:04Crack over
19:04Catherine
19:05Yay
19:08Absolutely
19:13Inspirational
19:15All right so what
19:19What do you guys think
19:20Of the way that
19:20Trump spoke to the
19:21Journalist this week
19:22Um I don't know
19:23I just think people
19:24Are saying that he
19:25Accidentally
19:25That he meant to say
19:27Peggy
19:27I don't believe that
19:28Because I don't think
19:29Trump knows a woman's name
19:30I just don't think
19:32That's possible
19:32Like this is the man
19:33Who married Ivanka
19:34And then had a daughter
19:35Called Ivana
19:36Yeah
19:36Like he's not big on details
19:37Yeah
19:38You know
19:38Catherine
19:39I think you said
19:40Quiet piggy
19:41And in his defense
19:42We couldn't see
19:43How fat she was
19:44Look it was a mixed
20:05Week for Donald Trump
20:06He spoke at a
20:07McDonald's conference
20:08Earlier on in the week
20:09Revealed and revealed
20:10His favourite item
20:11On the menu
20:11Check out the
20:13Insightful clip
20:13No matter who you are
20:16Everyone loves
20:17Something at McDonald's
20:19There's always
20:20Something to have
20:21I like
20:23The fish
20:24I like it
20:25You could do a little bit
20:28More tartar sauce
20:29Please
20:30Seriously
20:31I hate when I say
20:33Do you have any tartar sauce
20:34Do you understand
20:36Yes I have
20:36He understands
20:37The madness is
20:40The geezer looks
20:41Like a McNugget
20:41You know what
20:44When they said
20:45They'd found
20:46A safer replacement
20:47For Greg Wallace
20:47I think they fucked up
20:48What was the fish noise
20:51What was the
20:53Can we hear the
20:55Extraordinary fish noise
20:56Again please
20:57The fish
20:58My worry now is
21:02What's he done with a fish
21:03If that's annoying
21:08Bubbles the fish
21:11What's your food of choice
21:14At McDonald's Harriet
21:15I love to order
21:16A quiet piggy
21:17The fish delay is delicious
21:22If you add shredded lettuce
21:24Just saying
21:24Is it
21:25Yeah really nice
21:26Really nice
21:27You've gone against
21:27Everything we thought
21:28You were going to
21:29And football star
21:32Ronaldo also visited
21:33The White House
21:33This week
21:33Which then prompted
21:34Donald Trump
21:35To post this bizarre
21:36AI generated clip
21:37Do you know what
22:04Do you know what I find weird about that
22:07Normally AI looks
22:08Makes people look less human
22:10Do you know what
22:13Do you know
22:14Trump's mum's Scottish
22:15Yeah
22:16You think what I'm thinking
22:17McTominay and Trump
22:19Together at the World Cup
22:20What a team
22:22Look those clips
22:23Didn't distract people
22:25From the way Trump
22:26Spoke to journalists
22:26This week
22:27In fact
22:27More clips have surfaced
22:28Of all the times
22:29Donald Trump has been
22:30Disrespectful to women
22:31And it's quite the pattern
22:32Donald Trump clearly
22:34Has a problem with women
22:35But this isn't just
22:36A problem for women
22:37To sort out
22:37We all need to be
22:38Calling out men
22:39For this type of shit
22:40So
22:40If Trump was someone
22:42You worked with
22:43You'd have a quiet word
22:44Do you know what I mean
22:45You'd take him to the pub
22:46You'd sit with him
22:46At the football
22:47And quietly suggest
22:48Maybe you're not appropriately
22:49Behaving towards women
22:50So
22:51I'm going to take
22:51Donald Trump to the shed
22:52For a quiet chat
22:53With the assistance
22:54Of our guests
22:54And everyone's favourite
22:55DIY team
22:56Handyman
22:57And little handyman
22:58Thank you
23:02I was just hearing
23:03I did not know
23:04All right
23:07Donald
23:08Donald
23:08Donald
23:08Mate
23:09Look
23:09Me and the lads
23:11Have noticed
23:11The way you've been
23:12Talking to women lately
23:13And um
23:14We can't help but feel
23:16You're being a
23:16Massive spanner
23:17Yeah
23:18Thank you
23:18Honestly mate
23:20When you speak to a woman
23:21In a demeaning way
23:22You come across
23:23As kind of
23:24Yes
23:24Look I'm not the
23:27Sharpest tool in the shed
23:29Yep
23:29But what you think is banter
23:32Makes it sound like
23:33You've got a
23:33Screw loose
23:34Yeah
23:34Yeah exactly
23:35For example
23:36It's never appropriate
23:37To call a woman a piggy
23:39Or darling
23:39And especially not a
23:41How
23:42Yeah
23:43Thanks
23:43When you talk to women like that
23:46Everyone around you
23:47Is thinking
23:48Stop calling
23:50Yes
23:51It's quite heavy this one
24:00So if you could hurry up
24:00Sorry
24:01Because you're actually
24:02Normalising misogyny
24:03Every time you open your
24:04Bung ha
24:05Yes
24:05Look I guess what I'm trying to say
24:08Is that when you talk to women
24:09The way you do
24:10You just end up looking like
24:11A giant bag of festering manure
24:14Perfect
24:14We'll have more last league for you
24:21After the break
24:21As we take a deep breath
24:22And go into labour
24:23We'll see you in a little bit
24:24Welcome back to the last league
24:42With Joe May, Harriet Kemsley
24:43And Catherine Ryan
24:44Laura messaged on WhatsApp
24:47To say
24:47Any chance you could ask my husband
24:49Michael to go get me another drink
24:50Yeah Michael
24:52Can you go get Laura another drink please
24:54Alright
24:55In a bizarre crossover
24:56We're going to need an update on that
24:58In the next part Laura
24:59Yeah let us know how it goes Laura
25:00We can't leave it there
25:02That kind of cliffhanger
25:03In a bizarre crossover of entertainment
25:06And education news this week
25:07A school in Dorset
25:08Has banned the singing of songs
25:10From the Netflix series
25:12K-pop Demon Hunters
25:13Because they're worried the songs
25:15Don't fit with the school's
25:16Christian ethos
25:17So right
25:18This is a clip of one of the catchy
25:19Demonic tunes
25:20They're so...
25:39Doesn't it make you wish
25:40You had two feet to tap
25:41They're so good
25:45Are you...
25:46Like my kids
25:47My kids haven't got into it
25:48Catherine are you across
25:49K-pop Demon Hunters
25:50Are you okay with them?
25:52Well I love all about Korea
25:54I love it all
25:55Really?
25:55And I think if you're going to take
25:56The good
25:57You need to accept the bad
25:58I love them for their kimchi
25:59High speed internet
26:00Education and transport
26:01You know
26:02If you can't handle me
26:04At my K-pop
26:05You don't deserve me
26:06At my cosmetic surgery tourism
26:07I...
26:08Harry
26:10Do you think the songs
26:11Would you ban the songs?
26:12Yeah
26:13I just think it's mad
26:14That like
26:14The Church of England
26:15Is annoyed about
26:17They're worried that like
26:17Demon Hunters
26:18Are going to scar children
26:19Yeah
26:19When they teach the concept
26:21Of everlasting hell
26:22Yeah right
26:23I just don't know
26:24If that makes sense
26:25And like Demon Hunters
26:26Like destroy demons
26:27Unlike
26:28Yeah
26:28Christianity
26:29That just moves the demons
26:30To another parish
26:31Moving on to international news now
26:42Stu said
26:42Is it okay that the Russians
26:43Are spying on us in the North Sea
26:45All week a Russian spy ship
26:46Has allegedly been operating
26:48On the edge of UK waters
26:49On Wednesday
26:50It was accused of shining lasers
26:51At RAF pilots
26:53I mean we're assuming
26:54It's a spy ship
26:55It might be the Russian military
26:56Having a stag do
26:57And playing laser quest
26:58If they've got laser pointers
27:00I can tell you exactly
27:01What that means
27:02Yeah
27:02That means someone
27:03From the Russian military
27:04Has gone over to Calais
27:05With their mum and dad
27:06Also
27:08They've got us good
27:09Because they know
27:10That our fighter pilots
27:11Are cats
27:12And their second plan
27:16Is a huge ball of wool
27:17They're going to fire
27:18Into the sea
27:18It does sound like
27:19A very childish way
27:20Of conducting warfare
27:21What are you going to do next
27:22Like knock on the door
27:23Of the plane
27:24And then run away
27:24Leave a steaming turd
27:26In the cockpit
27:26Also how do you combat
27:28Lasers being shown at planes
27:29I don't know what you're supposed to do
27:30Apart from start playing rave music
27:32Look meanwhile
27:33It was announced
27:33That the UK
27:34Has become Russia's
27:35Number one enemy
27:36Knocking the US
27:37Out of top spot
27:38Well done Britain
27:38You're at the top of something
27:39How do we
27:42Was that a sarcastic applause
27:44How do we feel
27:46About being Russia's
27:47Number one enemy
27:47Not bothered
27:48No
27:49Don't care
27:50I don't care
27:50Yeah
27:50This is why we've got to put
27:52Teenage girls in charge
27:53This is classic
27:54High school triangulation
27:55You know what I mean
27:56Like first the US was number one
27:58Now the US and Russia
27:59Are kind of friendly
28:00So it's us
28:01Yeah
28:01We're not allowed
28:02To sit with them
28:03Yes
28:03How's this
28:04The minister
28:04They're mean girls in us
28:05It is
28:06The Russian minister
28:07For foreign affairs
28:07Sergei Lavrov said
28:09Quote
28:09I do not know
28:10How the British
28:10Will wash themselves
28:11Clean of it
28:12Although their ability
28:13To play the role
28:14Of goose coming out
28:15Of the shower
28:15Is well known
28:16Does anyone know
28:23What goose coming
28:23Out of the shower means
28:24Yeah
28:25It means there's a fucking
28:26Goose in your house
28:27You've got to watch out
28:32Because once they get in
28:33It's hard to get them out
28:34Trust me
28:35Trust me on that
28:36It's only like
28:37Donald Trump alone
28:38With that goose
28:38We know where that's
28:39Going to go
28:39Goose coming out
28:41Of the shower
28:41Sounds like a DVD
28:42Extra from the movie
28:43Top Gun
28:44I check by the way
28:46It means
28:46One Top Gun fan
28:49Tom Cruise is in
28:50Goose coming out of the shower
28:53Implies a perceived ability
28:55To constantly emerge
28:56Clean from situations
28:57That would normally
28:57Tarnish one's reputation
28:59Apparently
29:00No one's worried
29:01About Russia
29:01Are we?
29:03Should we be worried
29:03About Russia?
29:04Nah
29:04I genuinely don't
29:05You saw that robot
29:07They had the other week
29:08The one that kept
29:08Falling over
29:09Yeah
29:09I think they're blaggers
29:10I think they're
29:11The world's greatest blaggers
29:12I think also the ones
29:13That you know
29:14That thing you always
29:15Thought
29:15It's like
29:15They're the ones
29:16That shout the loudest
29:17It's like
29:18In the pub
29:18It's like
29:19Never be wary
29:19Of the one
29:20That's like
29:20Shouting the most
29:21Yeah
29:21It's always like
29:22The geezer behind
29:23That's like
29:23Stood holding the bottle
29:24Yeah
29:25I say that like
29:25Someone who's had
29:26Loads of like
29:27Pub fights
29:27And lost
29:29But no
29:31You know what I mean
29:31That's China
29:32Keep an eye on China
29:33China's the geezer
29:34Holding the bottle
29:35Listening to all our
29:36Conversations
29:36Okay
29:37On to domestic politics now
29:39Political analysis
29:40From me then
29:41If we're accepting
29:44Goose in the shower
29:45We can accept
29:46Geezer holding the bottle
29:47Yeah
29:47Absolutely
29:48Yeah
29:49Somewhere there's a
29:50Russian comedy show
29:50And they're going
29:51What is
29:51Geezer in the bottle
29:53Not Christina
29:56Equalera's greatest
29:56On to domestic politics
30:09Now it's been
30:10An up and down week
30:10For Labour
30:11Exemplified by this
30:12Painful clip of
30:13Keir Starmer
30:13Tripping over
30:14At the G20 today
30:15Hello
30:19How are you all
30:22Good to see you
30:23Good to see you
30:24Thank you
30:24What you didn't see
30:26Was Wes Streeting
30:27Just out of shot
30:28Finishing off a banana
30:29And while the Prime Minister
30:33Unveiled England's
30:34First ever
30:34Men's health strategy
30:35This week
30:36Abdul Mohammed said
30:37Is it okay that
30:38Shabana Mahmood's
30:38New immigration policy
30:40Is celebrated by
30:41Tommy Robinson
30:41Yeah so this week
30:42The Home Secretary
30:43Announced the biggest
30:44Overhaul of the
30:44Asylum system
30:45Since the Second World War
30:47One change will be
30:48That some migrants
30:49Will now have to
30:49Wait 20 years
30:50Rather than five
30:51If they want to
30:52Settle in the UK
30:52Mahmood was criticised
30:54By some Labour supporters
30:55But was praised
30:55By both Nigel Farage
30:57And Tommy Robinson
30:58Both of whom
30:58She said could
30:59Sod off
31:00Who are Labour
31:01Pleasing with these
31:02Policies
31:03I'm so furious
31:04Every single thing
31:06They do is wrong
31:07I'm just trying to
31:07Find like a positive
31:08In these policies
31:09Like all I can think
31:10Is that duty free
31:11Is going to do well
31:12You know what I mean
31:13Like Toby Rhodes
31:14Are going to
31:15Catherine
31:16I'll tell you
31:17Who they're not
31:17Pleasing and that's
31:18People traffickers
31:19Their job just
31:20Got a lot harder
31:21Whoever thinks
31:22That's about the people traffickers
31:23That's what I'm thinking about
31:25Right
31:26Health Secretary
31:28Wes Streeting
31:29Said he wasn't
31:29Comfortable with the
31:30Possibility of children
31:31Being separated
31:31From their families
31:32But he would
31:33Back the policy anyway
31:35Meanwhile a poll
31:36This week showed
31:36That nearly half
31:37Of Labour voters
31:38Want Keir Starmer
31:39To step down
31:40Do you think
31:41Catherine do you think
31:41Keir Starmer's
31:42Going to last
31:43Until the next election
31:44I don't think
31:44He's lasted
31:45This term
31:46He's a flaccid
31:49Flaccid leader
31:51It's fun to call a man
31:52Flaccid
31:53They really hate it
31:54Yeah
31:54Yeah
31:55And it went by me
31:58But I still felt it
31:59To be honest
32:06I'm glad you're feeling
32:06Flaccid at this moment
32:07Hills
32:08The other option
32:08Is much worse
32:09That's why you'll be
32:12On the desk
32:12Giddy up
32:17MP for Norwich
32:22Clive Lewis
32:23Said he'd give up
32:23His seat for Andy Burnham
32:25If he chose to run
32:26For Prime Minister
32:26On a bus
32:27Or just generally
32:28Just generally
32:28Is Andy Burnham
32:30A pregnant woman
32:31Look there is a lot
32:32Going on in the Labour Party
32:33Right now
32:34And we really want
32:35To get to the bottom of it
32:35So we're crossing now
32:36To the internet's
32:37Favourite backbencher
32:38Labour MP Rosie Holt
32:40Who's joining us
32:41From Westminster
32:42Rosie
32:42Thanks for joining us
32:43How do you feel
32:44About children
32:44Being separated
32:45From their families
32:46Right well
32:49I can see
32:50What you're doing
32:50There Adam
32:51And I am against
32:53The separation
32:53Of families
32:54From their children
32:56But what we're
32:57Talking about here
32:58Is the separation
32:58Of families
33:00From their children
33:01Sorry
33:05Isn't that the same thing
33:05Well crucially
33:08I think you're
33:08Missing out on the
33:09Context here
33:10And the context
33:11Here is crucial
33:12And what's the context
33:16Exactly
33:17Exactly
33:18And that is why
33:19You should listen
33:19To us
33:20And not reform
33:21Okay well
33:23Some people are saying
33:24Some of your policies
33:24Are quite similar
33:25To those of reform
33:26How do you respond
33:26To that
33:27Well I really take
33:29Issue to that
33:31Actually Adam
33:32Do we listen
33:33To reform
33:34No
33:35Do we listen
33:36To the people
33:36Who listen
33:37To reform
33:38Absolutely
33:39Do we agree
33:40With reform
33:41Categorically
33:42Not
33:44Do we agree
33:45With the people
33:46Who agree
33:46With reform
33:47Yes
33:48Yes we do
33:49Actually
33:50Because we believe
33:51In bringing people
33:52Together
33:52There's been talk
33:55Of a challenge
33:55To Keir Starmer's
33:56Leadership
33:56From West Streeting
33:57Is the Prime Minister's
33:58Job in trouble
33:58Well if you don't
34:02Mind me saying
34:02Adam I think
34:03People have been
34:04Watching a few
34:05Too many wicked
34:06Trailers
34:07And what you do
34:08Have to remember
34:08Is that
34:09Elfbert and Glinda
34:10Although they were
34:11Fighting a lot
34:12They were in fact
34:13Very good friends
34:14And if they can
34:15Defy gravity
34:16So can the Labour Party
34:18Alright final question
34:22Then with Labour
34:23Flagging in the polls
34:24And the Green Party
34:24Surging ahead
34:25Would you ever
34:26Consider a coalition
34:27In the future
34:28Well I think
34:30You might have
34:30Been listening
34:31A little too much
34:32To Lily Allen's
34:33Latest album
34:34There Adam
34:35But much like
34:36Lily Allen's
34:37Latest album
34:38It's all well
34:39And good to be
34:39Open
34:40But that can
34:41Bring a lot
34:42Of problems
34:43It can be
34:44Messy
34:45It can be
34:46Emotionally
34:47Complex
34:47And there can
34:49Be butt plugs
34:50Sorry the metaphor
34:54Got away from me
34:55There
34:55I've never used
34:58Butt plugs
34:58Rosie Holt
35:00Thank you so much
35:01For your time
35:01Thank you
35:03We'll have more
35:07Last week for you
35:07After the break
35:08As the sports channel
35:09Drops the ball
35:09And we unveil
35:10Another mystery guest
35:11We'll see you in a little bit
35:12Welcome back to the last leg
35:29We're joined by Harriet Kemsley
35:30And Catherine Ryan
35:31Laura said it worked
35:32And sent us
35:34This photo of her
35:35With the drink
35:35Hey
35:36I think I can take it for
35:42No I can't
35:44Alright grand
35:44Alright
35:44You need to put your glasses on
35:48Honestly my worst TV moment ever
35:51Also you could have just said you'd taken it
35:56No one would have known
35:57I know
35:57Do you know what
35:58You're right
35:58For cricket fans
36:00The Ashes started this morning in Australia
36:01Craig said
36:02Is it okay to ask if you'll be doing an Ashes England vs Australia bet like you do for the Paralympics
36:07Well I mean when I first woke up this morning and saw the England score I was like no fucking chance
36:12But now actually
36:13Yeah if you don't know England were shit and then Australia were shitter
36:16So I came up with an idea didn't I for a bet
36:21Yes
36:21So how about if England win
36:24Yeah
36:25You have to face an over of bowling from an Ashes legend
36:29Okay
36:30Yeah
36:30And if Australia win we have to
36:33Okay
36:33Full pace bowling
36:34And if it's a draw we all have to
36:38Not to do
36:39That would be horrible to drag you into this
36:41We don't know what you said
36:43In more sports news this week Sky Sports had to or axe their TikTok channel Halo
36:52Which was created specifically for female sports fans
36:55The channel was accused of patronising women starting with this insulting tweet
36:58In which they call themselves quote
37:00The Lil Sis of Sky Sports
37:02Was that the right way to start?
37:07No
37:07I uh
37:10Yeah no I
37:11It felt like you know like a sequel to 21 Jump Street
37:16And just an old undercover policeman has started working at Sky Sports
37:19They also posted this condescending clip of Man City's Erling Haaland in action
37:25With the title
37:25How the matcha and hot girl walk combo hits
37:29Oh god
37:30It was hard to tell if it was a bunch of blokes behind it
37:32Who have no idea what women want
37:33Or a bunch of boomers who have no idea what TikTokers want
37:36What do you guys make of it?
37:37Well the execs I believe were men and they said that there was a largely female team behind
37:43The original idea so essentially the male execs blamed it on women which I think is catty as fuck
37:50You bitches
37:52But also if there was a team of male execs and there was a whole bunch of women giving advice
37:58Right
37:58Then I'm assuming the men didn't listen to them
38:01And just did their own shit anyway
38:03Yeah
38:04Yeah a man wrote that for sure
38:06Sorry yeah
38:07No what no woman actually
38:09Or just an old it's difficult to know what works on the internet
38:12I mean if I was trying to appeal to teen women I might do the same
38:17Like oh matcha get your girl gang on pink glitter
38:20I don't know
38:21Would you have watched that channel?
38:23It had sports in it
38:24I would not have but
38:25I think women would have warmed to it more if it had you know less patronising
38:36And it had more female content like five of the eleven videos were male sports anyway
38:40Right it was like they were going we women want to watch male sports
38:43But they just don't have it presented to them the right way
38:45Right
38:46That's what they were kind of saying instead of going maybe women want to watch women sports
38:49Or all sports anyway
38:50Or no sport
38:51Or no sport
38:52Meanwhile this week Samaritans research found that one in ten men fakes interest in sport
38:56There was a lot of stats from that
38:58They also found out that two in three men fake interest in the news once a week as well
39:04I remember there was another stat
39:12One in three men fakes interest in the other two men
39:16So one in ten men fake an interest in sport
39:22What's more worrying about that is that there are eleven men in a football team
39:25Does that mean like in every sporting crowd it's like Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally
39:30There's just one guy faking it just going yes yes yes
39:33And there's a guy next to him going yep I'll support who he's supporting
39:36My phone's buzzing someone's ringing me
39:40Someone's ringing you
39:41Is it Laura?
39:42Harriet have you ever faked an interest in anything?
39:44Yeah well I've been doing online dating
39:46So yeah big time
39:49I just have to fake an interest in like what men like
39:52Like bouldering and like DJing
39:55And like talking
39:56Tiling
39:58Yeah
39:59If you want to see some good tiling mate
40:01That's the weirdest thing I've ever said
40:04I've tiled a ceiling
40:07On that note let's bring on this week's mystery guest
40:10Not on that note surely
40:11Catherine and Harriet have to try to work out how this person relates to the news of the week
40:16Can we have this week's mystery guest please
40:17Mystery guest
40:22Josh Alex who is the mystery guest okay this is James hello pleasure how are you hi
40:33Nice to meet you nice to meet you do you like bouldering what this is James McAlpine and
40:42he wants to be future prime minister but what has he told the papers this week would be his
40:49First policy can we have the dramatic lighting change please
40:56Is it a making the doors bigger in downing street b getting rid of the bottom shelf in supermarkets or c banning limbo dancing
41:07And it's next conservative pm isn't it yeah my man not next future you didn't want to say next or future
41:14Because the next one is kemi baddenok isn't it absolutely hope so oh come on
41:21Well good luck to i can really see you shattering glass ceilings
41:27That's a first i know you by the way you're famous on social media i've seen you stood next to other boys i'm sure
41:32Well thank you yeah it seems like a lot of your policies are very like you based
41:39It was like limbo hi no no only one of them's real oh sorry otherwise otherwise harriet there's no guessing game
41:50Have a think about it over the break uh and we'll see who you think it is after the break we'll reveal the mystery guest
41:54Josh will wrap up the last seven days and we'll unveil your choice for an angel on the top of the tree and we'll see you in a little bit
42:14Welcome back to the last leg we're joined by harriet kensley and katherine ryan now before the break we challenged
42:18Our guest to work out how this person is connected to the news can we have the options again please
42:24Yes so jones been in news because he wants to be future prime minister but is it what would these first policy be would it be
42:30to make the doors bigger in downing street to get rid of the bottom shelf in supermarkets or to ban limbo
42:37ow sorry what do you think i just i don't know if you can make all doors bigger like that would be a lot
42:43just the downing street one oh okay so i i think a tory's a sweat harriet sorry i know i'm meant to be
42:51behind here but come on mate i think a tory i think a conservative prime minister loves limbo because
42:57they can go low i think they're not worried about the bottom shelf of a supermarket because they're not
43:05connected to you know the everyday man they don't go there they have assistance so i think your first
43:09policy would definitely be to make the door and downing street bigger so you can walk on through
43:14and ruin everyone's lives is is that the correct answer it is so you've been spoken about this week as
43:31the tallest tory how tall are you seven two cool amazing can i ask what is that in rishis too many to count
43:42can i can i stand next to you come in do you just what i mean
43:47everyone looks short next to me especially yourself
44:02james thank you so much and good luck with your future political career
44:06um josh has been tiling the ceiling in the last seven days there's been a lot of ag in the build up
44:17to the ashes yep so monte panasar legendary english spinner had a go at steve smith the australian
44:23captain who then had to go back by saying that you shouldn't listen to monte panasar because he did
44:28very badly on celebrity mastermind right would you like to see monte panasar's worst answers
44:35and how it can go horribly wrong in this amazing clip yes please what is the title of the first
44:41volume of c.s lewis's chronicles of narnia to be published chronologically it follows the magician's
44:46nephew cj lewis the lion the witch and the wardrobe birds described as pelagic spend most of their
44:53lives flying over what sky the sea what is the title of a.a mill's staged adaptation of kenneth
45:00graham's children's novel the wind in the willows harry paul tone of toad hall wow
45:08um just briefly by the way i managed to work out how to take a photo of us during the ad break and i
45:12sent it to laura and then she sent back this photo of her and her husband he does not look
45:17happy that i've been sending his wife that is a gizu photo watching a film tonight
45:29we're about to end the show by placing your angel on our christmas tree but before we do
45:33would you please thank our guests harriet kemsley
45:36we'll be back next week with actor rose ailing ellis and comedians chris mccausland and adam
45:49buxton but right now we are going to announce the winner of this year's last leg christmas angel
45:57in third place we have leader of the green party zach polanski in second place we have rugby legend joe
46:03marler but our 2025 christmas angel is sarah cox
46:13sarah couldn't be with us this evening but she has sent us this acceptance video hello it's my cake
46:19mate adam hills hi josh hi alex it's me sarah your fairy at the top of the tree i'm absolutely thrilled
46:27what an honor i'd like to apologize to the brilliant joe marler for being beaten in second place by 50
46:33year old woman i love you all merry christmas to your fantastic viewers and thanks for voting for me i'm dead sure
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