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00:00:12The dynamic is going to change now with the two chiefs here.
00:00:15Oh, we're spoiled rotten.
00:00:18They're in charge. Can't look at them as campmates.
00:00:21Welcome to your life. There's no turning back.
00:00:28I feel resistance to Vogue and Talk.
00:00:31You don't get to like walk in halfway through the movie and decide to turn it off.
00:00:39There are quite a lot of badges to win.
00:00:41I don't even want my sleeves.
00:00:43I don't need no badge.
00:00:52How are the chief explorers?
00:00:53Yeah, they live in this beautiful luxury pad. I feel sorry for them.
00:00:57It's now up to you to choose two more.
00:00:59God, this is awful.
00:01:01Oh, it stinks.
00:01:03What on earth is that?
00:01:06Bush explorers.
00:01:08I find the power a little bit difficult.
00:01:11Oh, I feel bad. This is bad.
00:01:12I know.
00:01:16Sick of this fight.
00:01:17I am so done.
00:01:18No, you're not.
00:01:19I wish, I wish.
00:01:20This is, this is, no.
00:01:22No, no, no, no, no, Jack.
00:01:26The battle for bush badges has begun.
00:01:29And the rewards are worth their weight in gold.
00:01:32But every treat must be earned.
00:01:34It's game time here on I'm a Celebrity.
00:01:36Get me out of hell!
00:02:06Hello, good morning, good evening, welcome to Australia, where for ten celebrities,
00:02:18Jungle Life is all about earning badges by trying to impress our new arrivals,
00:02:23Chief Explorers Vaughan Williams and Tom Reid Wilson.
00:02:25In other words, if you want to do well round here, you need to suck up to a pampered double act
00:02:30who are constantly hogging the limelight.
00:02:33Don't say a word, you lie.
00:02:34I'll smash faces if I need to, mind.
00:02:37Coming up on a bumper show, the bush explorers fight for those badges.
00:02:41H talks family, plus the latest trial sees four celebs fishing around in a toilet.
00:02:46What did you tell them to do with their hand again?
00:02:48Get it in the bar.
00:02:50But we start tonight with the morning after Vaughan Tom's first night in the car.
00:02:55And they might have a luxury treehouse, but poor Tom did not get a good night's cake.
00:03:00No, he's not slept this badly since the presidential suite of the Ritz ran out of silk pillowcases.
00:03:06Oh, my sainted Aunt Fanny!
00:03:08Yeah!
00:03:09Oh, Tom!
00:03:10Have you sleep okay?
00:03:11Um, not very well.
00:03:12I think, looks-wise, we went downhill quite rapidly.
00:03:13I think, looks-wise, we went downhill quite rapidly.
00:03:14I think, looks-wise, we went downhill quite rapidly.
00:03:15I think, looks-wise, we went downhill quite rapidly.
00:03:16I think, looks-wise, I think, looks-wise, we went downhill quite rapidly.
00:03:17I think, looks-wise, we went downhill quite rapidly.
00:03:21Sleep for the camp leaders in the treehouse was quite a lot of tossing in alcohol.
00:03:22I think, looks-wise, we went downhill quite quickly.
00:03:23I think, looks-wise, we went downhill quite rapidly.
00:03:24I think, looks-wise, we went downhill quite rapidly.
00:03:45Sleep for the camp leaders in the treehouse was quite a lot of tossing in our cots.
00:03:51Quite a lot of fitful sleeping.
00:03:53I think I did manage to amass about, hopefully, three hours.
00:03:59Shall we go in the pool?
00:04:00Oh, yes, let's do it.
00:04:01Yeah, we'll do it.
00:04:02All right.
00:04:03Whittle the dust.
00:04:04Leave the way of Ruby.
00:04:06Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
00:04:08Oh, yes.
00:04:09Do that.
00:04:10Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
00:04:13Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, and summer's lease hath all too short a date.
00:04:19Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, and often is his gold complexion dimmed.
00:04:26I felt a bit awkward.
00:04:28It was like, I was just like a voyeur in the corner.
00:04:31And it was quite a nice moment, and I was just kind of lurking in the background waiting to get into the pool.
00:04:37Nor shall death brag thou wanderest in his shade, when in eternal lines to time thou growest.
00:04:44As long as men can breathe and eyes can see, so long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
00:04:52I don't like the bit about the lines.
00:04:55If we could leave out the lines.
00:04:57My scribbled lines.
00:04:58Yeah, just take out the lines.
00:05:00Just compare me to a summer's day and leave it at that.
00:05:03There'll be no Shakespeare once I throw these clothes off.
00:05:07No more.
00:05:08Shall I compare thee to a winter storm?
00:05:11I think that Tom has a crush on me.
00:05:15I mean I don't know what land he comes from, but he compared me to a summer day and I'm feeling it.
00:05:21That's all I'm saying.
00:05:23Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
00:05:29Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
00:05:34Here to my... I think Tom's in the pond.
00:05:39Oh.
00:05:40Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
00:05:45Well, life has changed, you know?
00:05:47I spent a few days up there in the veranda.
00:05:49Now I had to squeeze my little mattress into a hammock.
00:05:52I don't know. I felt like a hot dog.
00:05:58Right, breakfast this morning, Vogue. Yeah.
00:06:00We've got... Rice.
00:06:02Rice. But we got the kiwi from last night.
00:06:06Popped it in the top, so hopefully it will sweeten the rice.
00:06:10Lovely. I'm excited for that, actually.
00:06:13After the treats last night from getting my community badge
00:06:17from the Chief Explorers, I was just thinking,
00:06:20what could I do today to earn myself another badge?
00:06:22So I'm going to work hard today and try and get some more.
00:06:28Hi.
00:06:30You all right? Yeah, you. Yeah, man.
00:06:34What do you reckon we're eating today?
00:06:36It's going to be obviously some sort of funky animal.
00:06:38Tadpoles' arseholes.
00:06:40Something like that.
00:06:44I don't think tadpoles have arseholes.
00:06:47Does anyone want to find out?
00:06:48We are in Australia, though, aren't we?
00:06:49Yeah.
00:06:50Australian ones probably do.
00:06:51Yeah, Australian tadpoles have arseholes.
00:06:53They have all the genitals.
00:06:54All of them.
00:06:55Oh, my God, someone's just chopped the olive oil in.
00:06:58Oh, my God.
00:06:59Oh, my God.
00:07:00What?
00:07:01What's happened?
00:07:02Someone chopped the olive oil in.
00:07:04Oh, no.
00:07:05And it spilled everywhere.
00:07:06That's horrendous.
00:07:07Lucky that didn't go over everything.
00:07:10The lid wasn't on the oil.
00:07:12Do you know what?
00:07:13I think that was me putting that olive oil in the box.
00:07:16Oh, it's all right, it just needs the lid on.
00:07:18Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:07:19I just put it away last night.
00:07:22That's all right.
00:07:23I don't think I'll be getting a badge.
00:07:25Look, it is what it is.
00:07:27There is no point in crying over spilt oil.
00:07:31Guys, your breakfast is ready.
00:07:32Oh, yes.
00:07:35A bit more.
00:07:35It kind of does really taste like porridge.
00:07:37Yeah?
00:07:38Yeah.
00:07:39Thanks, Kelly.
00:07:40This is very nice textually.
00:07:43Mm.
00:07:44It's lovely.
00:07:45This is all we can work on is the texture.
00:07:47Mm.
00:07:47Flavour is like, whatever.
00:07:49I think after last night when we gave out the badges
00:07:52and we got such a lovely treat of hot chocolate and marshmallows,
00:07:55I think everybody now is kind of wanting
00:07:57to really put their best foot forward
00:08:00and try and get themselves a badge.
00:08:01Tom, your posture is absolutely stunning.
00:08:03I know, it's unbelievable.
00:08:04Look at you.
00:08:05It's like Darcy Bustles just sat there.
00:08:07It's true, actually.
00:08:09How do you sit like that?
00:08:11I tap.
00:08:12Do you?
00:08:13Amazing.
00:08:14Can we see a little?
00:08:16Forget your troubles.
00:08:17Come on, get happy.
00:08:18Chase all your cares away.
00:08:21Say hallelujah, come on, get happy.
00:08:23We're ready for the judgment day.
00:08:25Oh!
00:08:26Say hallelujah, come on, get happy.
00:08:29Ready to take your play.
00:08:30Oh, that's good.
00:08:31Yeah!
00:08:32Yeah!
00:08:33Still got it.
00:08:35Still got it.
00:08:35Still got it.
00:08:37He can tap dance.
00:08:39In every musical I've ever seen, there's always a Tom in the chorus.
00:08:43Singing away.
00:08:44Oh, that was divine.
00:08:45Just keep tamer down.
00:08:46Where did they find him?
00:08:49Celebs go dating, won't it?
00:08:50We found him there?
00:08:51Yes, we found him.
00:08:52I'm fascinated by Tom.
00:08:53I think we all are.
00:08:54Oh, I really am.
00:08:55There's no stopping him, man.
00:08:56No.
00:08:57He's already performed the whole Shakespearean sonnet, sang his heart out, and now he's
00:09:04done a full tap dance routine.
00:09:06Routine?
00:09:07Eddie's not even out of bed.
00:09:08And Tom has done the Royal Variety performance.
00:09:10Brilliant.
00:09:11Just brilliant.
00:09:12Right.
00:09:13Time for the latest trial now.
00:09:14And your votes chose Jack Osborne and Alex Scott to take on this one.
00:09:18Poor Alex looked very shaky when she got the news.
00:09:20She did, she did.
00:09:21I haven't seen a Scott this nervous since injury time against Denmark.
00:09:25Yeah, a bit of topical football.
00:09:27Nice.
00:09:28Is the toilet out now?
00:09:32The toilet out.
00:09:33Oh, you're dunny.
00:09:35Jack, imagine getting two dunnys in a row.
00:09:37I know, I'm on double dunny duty.
00:09:39We're going to be OK.
00:09:40I'm with Captain Jack.
00:09:41I don't think that's going to do much good.
00:09:43Not to put any pressure on you, but...
00:09:45It's going to be a nice trauma bond.
00:09:46Yes.
00:09:47This is very true.
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:49Do you want some toilet paper?
00:09:50Oh, thank you.
00:09:51Maybe we could give them a little.
00:09:53Throw the toilet paper.
00:09:54I'm sure they're going into a vat of fecal matter.
00:09:57That's what I picture.
00:09:59And they'll come back covered, but we won't care because we'll eat.
00:10:02That's how ruthless I've become.
00:10:04Where's Shirley going?
00:10:05Is she going for a snooze?
00:10:07Oh, I think she might be.
00:10:08Yes.
00:10:09Having a siesta.
00:10:10Her and H are single now.
00:10:13Hey.
00:10:14Hey.
00:10:15No, look at the two of them.
00:10:16Hey.
00:10:17They would make a gorgeous pair.
00:10:18They would.
00:10:19And they're the same age.
00:10:20And they've both got those bright, bright blue eyes.
00:10:22Yeah.
00:10:23And they both love music.
00:10:24Yeah.
00:10:25Oh.
00:10:26Yeah.
00:10:27Oh.
00:10:28Yeah.
00:10:29I heard a gurgle.
00:10:30Was that your tummy?
00:10:31No.
00:10:32It was the cupboard's tummy.
00:10:33Something's coming.
00:10:34It was so funny.
00:10:35Oh.
00:10:36Oh, Christmas.
00:10:37Okay, let's hit it.
00:10:38Um.
00:10:39Okay.
00:10:40Oh.
00:10:41Chief explorers.
00:10:42Alex and Jack have been chosen by the public to take part in today's trial, Dreaded Dunnies.
00:10:55Oh, no.
00:10:56It's now up to you to choose two more bush explorers to join them.
00:11:01God, this is awful.
00:11:02Shall we look at our board?
00:11:04Yeah.
00:11:05Okay.
00:11:06H has already done trials.
00:11:07Yes.
00:11:08Kelly's done one.
00:11:09I think Eddie's still traumatised.
00:11:10I think it's just Martin and Shona who haven't done trials.
00:11:11Yes.
00:11:12Oh, I feel bad.
00:11:13This is bad.
00:11:14I know.
00:11:15Tom and I find the power a little bit difficult.
00:11:16But even if they don't get stars, it doesn't matter if they try and they've gone and they've
00:11:17done it and they've been brave and they won't hate us.
00:11:19I hope.
00:11:20Bush explorers, the public have chosen Jack and Alex to face the dreaded Dunny.
00:11:41However, two more campmates will stay.
00:11:48two more campmates will have to join them so we have chosen
00:11:59martin and shona
00:12:04oh
00:12:18i really wanted to do a trial yeah i wanted to do this yeah good i'm glad bring that poo on bring
00:12:23it in bring it on yeah come on cover me in it no don't cover me in it oh actually no no no
00:12:34hey i'm hungry i will provide come on that's the papa
00:12:45right we're ready for this right of course we are we sure are martin tom and vogue the two neophytes
00:12:51of the camp have thrown us in at the deep end literally straight into the dunny we have to
00:12:56beg the stars don't we yeah we've got a family to feed back in camp of 12 now of 12 12 that's getting
00:13:01bigger 12 stars that's the aim that's it we want to see a heavy bag coming down out of the sky yes
00:13:16welcome welcome welcome thanks for having us fresh faces
00:13:22i mean we're slightly more excited than you guys for obvious reasons how are the chief explorers
00:13:28vogue and tom doing alex they've brought a new energy to the group yeah i would say that much
00:13:33they've got you so tough and living this beautiful luxury pad up in the hills i feel sorry for them
00:13:38you know really sorry for them i detected a tiny little sarcasm well they are sitting there in
00:13:44their luxury chairs that's the thing our ass is all hurt literally from sitting on those locks honestly
00:13:50i came in with an ass and i don't know where it went yeah your ass and your dignity yeah
00:13:54i've lost it do you want to know what's in store yes definitely yes okay this is dreaded dunnies
00:14:05now you've heard of a comfort break yeah yeah this is a discomfort
00:14:10now you guys have to work together to try and release the stars from the toilet roll holders
00:14:17that are running through all four dunnies there right to do this you need to retrieve a tool from
00:14:23inside your dunny you can then start unscrewing the stars from the holder in front of you however
00:14:31your tool might not work on every star so if it doesn't work on one star move that star along and let
00:14:37one of your friends try it oh once you've released a star just put it in the grate at the bottom of your
00:14:43dunny every star is a meal for cum there are 12 stars to collect and you've got 12 minutes to do it
00:14:51okay any of you can stop the trial at any time by saying i'm a celebrity get me out of here however
00:14:57if one of you does that the trial stops for all four of you and no further stars can be won
00:15:04and as this is the bush took a trial there might be some surprises along the way are you going to
00:15:09give this one a go oh god come on guys we need to do this of course we are i love the determination
00:15:15i like it no point being down in the dumps about it let's get her in there
00:15:25okay you're all in position you've got 12 minutes to get the 12 stars
00:15:30the very best of luck your 12 minutes starts when you hear the klaxon okay so guys listen
00:15:36you just have to test every bolt that comes in front of you just stick it in turn get it going
00:15:41sounds like a good night out let's do it exactly
00:15:43welcome back to i'm a celebrity get me out of here live from australia before the break bush
00:16:00explorers alex jack martin and shauna we're preparing to face dreaded dunnies and as ever
00:16:06are for our bush explorers it's all about the motto if you dare to explore you'll always get more
00:16:11actually no we changed the motto for this trial the motto changed we changed it to
00:16:15to be a big hitter put your hand down we don't need a motto for everything thank you
00:16:24they're off they're off look at that
00:16:26way to get stuck in hands straight down there i've got a tool i've got a tool guys
00:16:29mealworms crickets cockroaches all in there with you as well
00:16:33i've got a tool alex has got a tool martin's got a tool why do i have to be built like a t-rex
00:16:39all right i've got a tool i've got a tool they've all got that tool they're all tooled up
00:16:46oh smell of that oh what a stink
00:16:52oh more cockroaches remember if your tool doesn't fit pass it on for somebody else to try
00:16:57pass it along pass it along if you don't fit moving on moving on alex looks like she's got one
00:17:01going here oh the slime makes it difficult as soon as you unclip it pop it in the grate
00:17:08sure it's coming along martin oh yes lovely love that for me what's that hanging in from my fringe
00:17:16oh my gosh oh things are really going down a pan here ain't they wow that's it don't fit coming
00:17:22through start coming through all right come on come on we've got this we've got this we've got this
00:17:26shauna's almost there with the first one oh my goodness wow oh look at jack he's got the old
00:17:33wing knot technique going it's not his first rodeo guys if you hold it upright and spin it it comes
00:17:39right it comes out pretty quick come on guys one minute gone one minute no stars in the rack yet
00:17:45oh no no come on look i've got no star martin needs some stars so you need to talk to one
00:17:55oh my gosh come on i've got no star in my hands it's all right i'm trying i'm trying
00:18:00you got one yeah you've got it all right passing it along martin yeah i've got one
00:18:07this stinks still no stars in the rocket my gang if it doesn't fit your tool move it
00:18:12All right, one in morning from Jack. Oh my gosh. I'm shit in a brick
00:18:19I've got my strength. Yes. Look at Jack's technique. Look at this technique
00:18:29Do often see them the toilet, Shauna. Oh my god
00:18:35She could have just said yes, but I like this one for a basket
00:18:38This one coming through
00:18:41Yes, Alex has got one. Come on Martin and Shauna
00:18:45You've got to hold it upright and then spin it with your finger. Yes, Martin's got the technique as well
00:18:50Oh, come on. That's it Martin wait on a wait on a star
00:18:56Jack needs dog. I need stars push up down to Jack
00:19:02Shauna Shauna Shauna hold it upright and spin
00:19:05I am I was I was
00:19:07One coming through. One coming through for you. Bit of a log jam at Shauna
00:19:10Yeah, there is. Jesus Christ on bike. I need some stars to try down my side guys
00:19:15Three minutes gone. Oh Christ
00:19:17We're doing okay guys. We're doing okay. Shauna just slow down
00:19:20Martin if you've got a small one or a sorry intimate question. Mine's a bit bigger
00:19:24All right star in two stars for Jack if it's not working Mike have we pass along Alex need some stars
00:19:34We go try that there. We are. Thanks. Mine were that one. Yes perfect. That the one Alex
00:19:39It's the wall on another star Martin. Is that the one for you too big too big moving along now? Oh my gosh
00:19:46I'm wishing on a bloody star. Come on. Kate those top one Shauna pass them down to me, and then I can pass them back to you
00:19:59Another star in the grid
00:20:03Shauna's got a star five stars now four minutes gone
00:20:09I'll call it a moment. I've got one coming off. Come on gang. Please don't fit Jack. Does this fit you? Yeah, it will
00:20:14I've got one coming off on my screen one Martin's working on another one good man Martin Alex need stars people
00:20:23There's a start. Oh, yes. Well done Martin star
00:20:26No, no, no, no we meant like star
00:20:29Bastard put it
00:20:33You've got the big one Shauna. No, no Shauna. Those are yours. Those are yours they fit
00:20:39No, this one doesn't work for me doesn't work pass it back
00:20:42Yeah, if that doesn't work for you Martin then you pass it down. Yeah, no, that's not mine. Okay pass it down
00:20:49Who needs stars? I need some stars gang
00:20:51Shauna you've got a couple coming through
00:20:53Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
00:20:56Oh my god my hands are so slippy
00:20:58What what's the crap with this one down in front? I don't know
00:21:01I'm not sure he knows it's there slow and steady slow and steady five minutes gone
00:21:06There you go show try that big one. Oh, he's seen it there it is
00:21:12Seven stars in the great so far. It's coming off. Yes
00:21:17Another one for Martin. You've got one one stick it in the grid in front of you mine
00:21:22You've got your own grid Martin take the glory. Oh in the door. Yeah
00:21:26Come on what we said past the stores. We've got the ones dangling
00:21:33More cockroaches hold it and do this
00:21:36With your finger
00:21:38There you go. Push it across show now Martin needs help. Push this one
00:21:41This one. This one. Yeah, push it. No, that's my one. No, this way, this way. Which one?
00:21:45This one. It needs to go across the metal thing
00:21:47For sake
00:21:51Remember for the family
00:21:53For the family
00:21:56Oh, so he's biting me eight stars in the great seven minutes gone five minutes left
00:22:05Alex if you get too many stars pass one to me
00:22:14That's your ninth star push those through the actor to alex
00:22:17Come on we got this come on Martin's got one going
00:22:28Shawna's got one going and alex has got one going come on here. We go. He's copy your last three. This is doable
00:22:38Even it's gone four minutes left
00:22:40Oh
00:22:42Oh, he's got it
00:22:44Get in the great Martin get in the great
00:22:46Well done
00:22:47Yes, we've got another one
00:22:49Ah
00:22:50Star number 11
00:22:51Shawna, we're waiting on you
00:22:54Come on Shona bring it home
00:22:55Just slow down
00:22:56I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
00:22:59Nine minutes gone
00:23:00I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying
00:23:03I'm trying, I'm trying
00:23:05Your hands are shaking
00:23:08Yes
00:23:10Full house let's get it out of there
00:23:13Yes
00:23:17I think I've done a wee
00:23:20Come on bring it in
00:23:22Yes
00:23:22Bring it in guys
00:23:23Oh
00:23:24Isn't that nice
00:23:25What a blanky mess
00:23:26Isn't that nice
00:23:27that was proper bush explorer attitude well done not only did you get all 12
00:23:37stars you did it with like two minutes to spare it was very good teamwork you
00:23:42were panicking a little bit Shauna I was because you know what I'm so good at
00:23:45DIY at home I've done plastering I've done the electrics I've done it all but
00:23:49that is something else it's tricky and little tools
00:23:53and this is the first full house for a couple of nights now yeah it seems
00:24:07though with that performance there that the public picked right and our chief
00:24:11explorers picked right in picking you two you will feast tonight you can head back
00:24:18to camp and tell them the brilliant news and enjoy the rest of your day
00:24:23have a good day thank you and you can we take that tool leave it leave my tool
00:24:29alone said that before not not often to be fair
00:24:35yes Jack 12 stars
00:24:46strategy was to stay calm wasn't it yeah there's gonna be some happy faces back at
00:24:51camp 100% I can't wait to see gingers face he'll be like you what I'm pantless pantless in Seattle
00:25:00what about pointless in Pennsylvania that's good yeah well he's good with the words yeah
00:25:06he is do you know why why because he spits some bars yeah you should if you if you're speaking like that you should say something like because he spits heavy bars I never heard that
00:25:20I don't tell you did you never do this they got that might not might drop but yeah that's what they do we don't we're old
00:25:25spit some heavy bars yeah yeah yeah
00:25:28yeah anything else we could use do you say fit I don't say fit what do you say we say
00:25:34Leng. Leng. L-E-N-G. Leng. Leng? Yeah, like, oh, she's leng. I don't know what leng means. I don't think it means what he says. No, I promise you, Ruby Wax is a lengting. A lengting? Mm-hmm. Leng is sexy. Oh, yeah, that'll be us. You know what I mean? Just say, I know Kev wants me. Look at me, I'm a lengting. Okay, I know Kev wants me because I'm a lengting. Yeah, and then after it, you've just got to say shout out to H. What do you do with your hands? I just do that. Don't worry about the hand movement. Okay.
00:26:04I've never understood that, that thing. I bet you can do it that, see that, what's that about? Form a middle finger together. Yeah? Yeah. Let that flop and just let it smack off them two. I've got it. You've got it. I've got it. Yes, man. Yeah. Yes. Oh, I've got it. I've proper got it. My bingo wings are swinging like a bloody jet to an aeroplane. I know. I'll fly us all to Portugal while I'm doing it with my wings.
00:26:34Jack! Oh! I'm f***ing sick of this place. No, no, no, no, Jack, Jack. I'm done. Jack, Jack, Jack. Jack, this is your best action. No, no, come on, Jack. This is your best action. I'm so done. No, you're not. I wish. You know this is what you had to do. No, you're not. No, you're not. This is such, this is, this is, no. Seriously, stop. What? No. What happened? We were all in these individual things, all sitting on a toilet. You know the little bolts? Yeah, yeah.
00:27:04He said next to me. Oh, no. Are you all right, Martin? Yeah, I'm all right. Oh, shit. Martin, it's fine, mate. Martin, it's fine. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Just don't worry about them. It's not about the stars, is it? It's not. It's not, is it? I'm with you.
00:27:26Because this is the one. Okay, here's the... The God's Honest Truth? The God's Honest Truth? Yes, yes. The God's Honest Truth? Yes, yes. We got 12 f***ing stars.
00:27:32Yeah!
00:27:41We will never come anywhere to... I said 12! I said 12! 12! Give me a task! Give me a task! Give me a task! Give me a task!
00:27:4912 stars! Oh my God, this is going to be a banquet. It's going to be a bottomless meal. It's going to be tantalizing.
00:27:55I can't wait. Can't you just, like, give Martin his bathtub? Seriously? Yeah!
00:27:59Oh my God! A little bit of soap on walls.
00:28:02Yeah! You look like a broken man!
00:28:05I've always been quite good at being able to turn on the tears, but I thought Jack and his anger was brilliant.
00:28:13He can have best support and I'll have best actor.
00:28:20Get in! 12 stars! Yeah!
00:28:22I'm thrilled for them! Do a dance! Do a dance!
00:28:25And well done, Martin Kemp. What an actor! What an actor!
00:28:33Yeah! Daniel Day-Lewis couldn't do that.
00:28:35No, Daniel Day-Lewis wouldn't do that.
00:28:37No, he wouldn't do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:39Right, back to camp now, where Vogue and Ruby were getting to know each other.
00:28:43Oh, and a quick Vogue-Williams fact for all you Vogue-Williams fact fans out there.
00:28:47Vogue was actually named after the magazine Vogue.
00:28:51How did you find that out? I was talking to her sister. Good housekeeping.
00:28:56Do you know what's the worst thing about feeling so ugly in here? Like, everyone else is good looking.
00:29:00It's so annoying.
00:29:02What are you on about?
00:29:03What?
00:29:03You're the freshest out of all of us.
00:29:05Are you f***ing...
00:29:06What do you think Vogue?
00:29:08You're the prettiest person I've ever seen in my life.
00:29:09You're so pretty.
00:29:11I'm not pretty.
00:29:12No, you're pretty.
00:29:13Vogue doesn't know she's attractive and she's one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen,
00:29:18which would slightly piss me off in real life.
00:29:20But I like her because she doesn't think so.
00:29:22You don't really feel unattractive.
00:29:24Yeah.
00:29:25You know how good looking you are.
00:29:26I know.
00:29:27A little bit.
00:29:28We've all looked better.
00:29:29Yeah.
00:29:30No, it happens.
00:29:31How's your lip like that?
00:29:33Yeah.
00:29:34What?
00:29:35It's outlined.
00:29:36Oh, you can get...
00:29:37Oh, my God.
00:29:38Ages.
00:29:39You get permanent liners.
00:29:40Really?
00:29:41Yeah.
00:29:42Oh, wow.
00:29:43This lasted ages.
00:29:44Oh, I want that.
00:29:45Yeah.
00:29:46It's a bit spicy.
00:29:47It's so good.
00:29:48When you're getting it done.
00:29:49Right.
00:29:50But I don't get anything done unless it's a bit spicy.
00:29:51Yeah, yeah.
00:29:52You want to suffer for that beauty.
00:29:53I'm like, this day and time, I'm like, great.
00:29:55Do you have anything else done?
00:29:57Yeah.
00:29:58What?
00:29:59Because you're young.
00:30:00Loads of Botox.
00:30:01Oh, really?
00:30:02I've got a lot of that, too.
00:30:03Oh, my God.
00:30:04Oh, no.
00:30:05My face is like three inches behind this.
00:30:06And then it puffs out.
00:30:07I've got this Botox woman in Ireland.
00:30:09And I went to...
00:30:10She's like, she's got a waiting list for like two years.
00:30:13And I went to see her.
00:30:14And like, I went into her and she just was like, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit.
00:30:18One there, one there, one there, one there.
00:30:20Like, under there, under there.
00:30:21And I was like, what?
00:30:22And I walk in and I was like, I'm going to look mental.
00:30:24That must be really important.
00:30:25And a week later, I looked at myself.
00:30:26Oh, who's that pretty girl?
00:30:28Yeah.
00:30:29I've got somebody pulling the back of my head as we speak.
00:30:32I've had a little things removed and things lifted.
00:30:35And I said to Jennifer Saunders once, you know what's great is you can't notice it.
00:30:39And she went, are you kidding?
00:30:40Of course you can.
00:30:41Because I think if you look in the mirror and you're younger, your whole body feels younger.
00:30:45Yeah.
00:30:46But it's a privilege.
00:30:47I don't, I, yeah, it is a privilege to age a hundred percent.
00:30:49But also, some people choose not to, not to get photos and stuff.
00:30:53Fair enough.
00:30:54But like, I don't choose that.
00:30:55No, I don't choose that.
00:30:56No.
00:30:57Because if I look the way my age is, you know, you see them go, huh?
00:31:01I really enjoy her company.
00:31:02I think she's hilarious.
00:31:04And, um, brutally honest in what she says.
00:31:10Do you think she's not attractive?
00:31:12I mean...
00:31:13I know, what world are we in?
00:31:14What do we look like?
00:31:15If that's not attractive...
00:31:16Yeah, we're dog shit.
00:31:18Literally, I'm a baboon's anus.
00:31:20I'm a celebrity, get me out of here, live from Australia.
00:31:33Now then, there's no Bush Tucker trial vote today.
00:31:36I'd noticed that, why not?
00:31:37All will be revealed later.
00:31:39Ooh, you tease.
00:31:41Now, the last couple of days in camp have been all about earning badges.
00:31:44And talking of badges, got a little surprise for this guy.
00:31:47Hmm?
00:31:48You've earned a badge of your own.
00:31:49Me?
00:31:50Really?
00:31:51Let me guess, let me guess.
00:31:52What's it for?
00:31:53Community.
00:31:54No, no.
00:31:55Bravery.
00:31:56No, no.
00:31:57Entertainment.
00:31:58Definitely not.
00:31:59No, no.
00:32:00It's something that you do magnificently every single day on this show.
00:32:04Mm-hmm.
00:32:05Yes, wearing shackets.
00:32:08Well done, squirrel.
00:32:10You've earned your...
00:32:11Shacket badge.
00:32:13Yes!
00:32:14How is your shower?
00:32:15You look lovely and clean.
00:32:16Oh, it's just...
00:32:17It just makes you feel brand new, doesn't it?
00:32:18Yeah, we're done there.
00:32:19That's the highlight of my day, that.
00:32:20That's why I do like it in the morning, though, because it wakes you up.
00:32:21Yeah, I know.
00:32:22But I can't leave that rice.
00:32:23It'll just burn.
00:32:24Yeah.
00:32:25So, I have to nurse it now.
00:32:26Now you've given me that job.
00:32:27Mm-hmm.
00:32:28I can't have my shower in the morning.
00:32:29I'll do some rice stirring if you want.
00:32:30Please never, ever, ever, ever in your life put me on cooking.
00:32:33Really?
00:32:34It would be a fate worse than death.
00:32:35No, honest to God.
00:32:36You see, you get stuck into everything else.
00:32:37No, I know, I know, but I will.
00:32:38Are you not full cook, Lisa?
00:32:39No, honestly, it would be...
00:32:40Who cooks in your hands, then?
00:32:41Your husband?
00:32:42No, we just go to M&S and get, like, something like that.
00:32:44Yeah.
00:32:45Yeah.
00:32:46Yeah.
00:32:47Yeah.
00:32:48Yeah.
00:32:49Yeah.
00:32:50Yeah.
00:32:51Yeah.
00:32:52Yeah.
00:32:53No, we just go to M&S and get, like, salmon in the packet and go in the oven.
00:32:57It's the only thing we're missing here, isn't it?
00:32:59Lovely food.
00:33:00I am taking my chef-in chores very, very seriously.
00:33:05I think food is one of the most important things in camp.
00:33:09I'm not sure anyone else is thinking about these badges.
00:33:12I don't think they realise.
00:33:13Guys, I hope you're working hard to get your badges today.
00:33:16Are you for real?
00:33:17But it's not just chores, you know.
00:33:19It's, like, it's the little bits and bobs in between.
00:33:22This bitch ain't slacking.
00:33:23Jesus.
00:33:24No, you're not.
00:33:25No one's slacking.
00:33:26Well, I am.
00:33:27I definitely have my eyes on people.
00:33:29I'm seeing what they're doing to make sure that they're doing a lot for badges.
00:33:33But I feel so bad, because I'm doing nothing.
00:33:36Then I'm judging everyone else.
00:33:38So, it's an interesting position to be in.
00:33:40Can we do the pots now?
00:33:41Let's all carry the pots and pans down.
00:33:43I'm getting logs.
00:33:44All right.
00:33:45Should we give the teapot a bit of a clean-out as well?
00:33:48Yes, Ruby put rice and bark in it before.
00:33:51Oh, you put bog in the teapot?
00:33:53No, Ruby did.
00:33:54What's happening, boys?
00:33:55Tom, that, obviously you love music.
00:33:56What would, what would be your dream, dream musical role?
00:33:57Oh, gosh.
00:33:58I think Albain La Cage aux Folles.
00:33:59Oh, lovely.
00:34:00Lovely.
00:34:01What's that one?
00:34:02Albain La Cage aux Folles.
00:34:03It's where, um, I am what I am comes from.
00:34:04Yeah.
00:34:05Oh, yeah.
00:34:06Oh, that's a dishwashing song.
00:34:07I am what I am.
00:34:08Yeah, we will scrub to this one, Tom.
00:34:09If someone said to me a year ago, I'd be in a creek washing pots with ruby wax, I'd say
00:34:11you were an absolute looney tunes.
00:34:12But, I think, what would be your dream, what would be your dream, dream musical role?
00:34:15Oh, gosh.
00:34:16I think Albain La Cage aux Folles.
00:34:17Oh, lovely.
00:34:18Lovely.
00:34:19Lovely.
00:34:20Lovely.
00:34:21Lovely.
00:34:22Lovely.
00:34:23Lovely.
00:34:24Lovely.
00:34:25Lovely.
00:34:26Lovely.
00:34:27Lovely.
00:34:28Lovely.
00:34:29Lovely.
00:34:30Lovely.
00:34:31Lovely.
00:34:32Lovely.
00:34:33Lovely.
00:34:34Lovely.
00:34:35Let's get to art.
00:34:36Let me know what you've done.
00:34:37Let me know this money tunes, but it's probably the best part of my day.
00:34:38Tom's just such a good addition.
00:34:39I know, the energy.
00:34:40His bright, he just- he's like a bright light.
00:34:42No, and the body is pretty good too.
00:34:44Oh, yeah.
00:34:45Not that that matters.
00:34:46His posture.
00:34:47Oh, is...
00:34:48Like a ballerina.
00:34:49Have you noticed that I've been courting Tom?
00:34:52I mean, I'm not saying I don't find him pleasurable, but, I am, what's the word?
00:34:57Schmoozing him to get a badge.
00:34:59If I don't get a badge, then I will drop him.
00:35:02Go on you're good.
00:35:04I'm a mad bastard
00:35:06Mad and mad and mad and mad as s*** mate
00:35:10Do do do do do do do do do do
00:35:12Can I bro to you out bro?
00:35:14No no no
00:35:16No no no no no it won't
00:35:18No no it won't
00:35:20Do you know what? I'm not even doing your dirty it
00:35:22I know it's good for you groups that's why I'm doing it
00:35:24Guards up, Guards up
00:35:26Guards up
00:35:28Hey get in here
00:35:30Let's go, let's go
00:35:47Okay, put the lid on before we so slide it out lid on right you hold the lid yeah
00:35:53Oh, it's heavy today, is it you want me to get it go good man
00:36:09Okay, okay, let's move this to the side but we should put that there for now. Yeah
00:36:17I've got a bit of a soft spot for shoulder me. I'll be right don't know
00:36:23I think she's really nice if that's what you mean. Yeah, that's what I mean
00:36:26It's mad as well. I'll keep being nervous if you're an actor. There's a different world still in it
00:36:30100% but she's not she's not wrong what she says. I should have performed in 2010
00:36:35You're probably the same. Yeah, yeah genuinely bro. I don't know how you don't cover your nose when you're doing that
00:36:40It's not that bad. Yeah, you just pop it as soon as you put the lid on screw it. Yeah
00:36:46It's good technique right
00:36:48Bosh twizzle, you know, Bosh twizzle. Yeah, it's just Bosh twizzle
00:36:59You can Bosh and twizzle all you want it's not gonna make it smell any better
00:37:02No disgusting right time for the latest in a long line of decisions for chief explorers Tom and Vogue
00:37:09Sorry talking of Vogue that reminds me got an apology earlier on
00:37:14I made a silly joke about Vogue being named after the magazine
00:37:17Yes turns out she wasn't actually named after the magazine
00:37:20She was actually named after the Madonna song Vogue who told you that a brother Papa don't preach
00:37:25Oh
00:37:27Oh
00:37:34Oh God, it sounded like you
00:37:36Do you have such a good gaggle?
00:37:43Okay, here we go
00:37:46Okay, chief explorers, it's now time for each of you to lead an expedition
00:37:51I'm dying to get out of here
00:37:53Vogue, you will lead the shelter building expedition
00:37:56And Tom, you will lead the fishing
00:37:59You will now choose which three bush explorers will join each of you on your expedition
00:38:04Oh crumbs
00:38:06With the shelter building
00:38:08There needs to be a bit of patience
00:38:10Yes, and that hybrid of
00:38:13Strengths
00:38:14Yeah, and
00:38:15Architectural appreciation
00:38:17I think H is very good for that because he talks
00:38:20So eloquently about the erections in Manchester
00:38:24Erm
00:38:25Ruby
00:38:25Oh, yeah, she can delegate
00:38:28And then maybe change
00:38:29Who would be good at fishing?
00:38:31I can just see Eddie singing a sea shanty
00:38:34And being delicious on the water
00:38:37And I think that Lisa has got sea legs
00:38:40Yeah, I think Kelly will be really good at fishing
00:38:42Kelly would be good at fishing
00:38:43Yeah
00:38:44Okay
00:38:47Alex, Jack, Martin and Shona, congratulations on today's trial
00:38:52You absolute legends
00:38:54This afternoon you will all be heading out on an expedition
00:38:59Oh
00:38:59Oh my gosh
00:39:00Chief Vogue will lead the shelter building expedition
00:39:04Accompanying me will be Ruby Wax
00:39:07Woohoo
00:39:08Woohoo
00:39:09Woohoo
00:39:09Woohoo
00:39:10H
00:39:10Yeah
00:39:11And Ginge
00:39:13Woohoo
00:39:13Woohoo
00:39:13Woohoo
00:39:14Woohoo
00:39:14Woohoo
00:39:14Woohoo
00:39:15Woohoo
00:39:15Our beautiful chief Tom will lead the fishing expedition and accompanying him will be
00:39:22Eddie
00:39:23Come on Tom
00:39:24Woohoo
00:39:25Kelly
00:39:25Yay
00:39:26Woohoo
00:39:27And Lisa
00:39:28Woohoo
00:39:29Woohoo
00:39:29Woohoo
00:39:30Woohoo
00:39:31If completed successfully each expedition will win a treat for camp tonight
00:39:37Oh
00:39:37Oh
00:39:38See you in a minute
00:39:41I'm very into my team to be honest with you
00:39:43They're solid we're good we're gonna nail this
00:39:46Okay team let's roll
00:39:47Love you Tom
00:39:48Love you guys
00:39:50Farewell team farewell
00:39:52Go on bring it back home
00:39:54Yes we want to impress the chief explorer because the chief explorer is in charge of badges
00:39:58Would you like a badge Ruby more than life itself
00:40:02Ruby has made it very clear
00:40:05I will give a kidney
00:40:08Oh no
00:40:12I'm actually weirdly excited
00:40:14You won't be after
00:40:14We'll be dreading the next one
00:40:15This is horrifying
00:40:16The DIY
00:40:17I did work on a building site for about six weeks
00:40:21But it's six weeks more than any of you lot in it
00:40:22H I actually worked on a building site for a year and I've got two degrees in construction
00:40:26Welcome to shelter building
00:40:30In front of you are two shelters each with a missing roof
00:40:32Scattered inside each shelter are a number of planks
00:40:35So the challenge is we are building two shelters which is roofs of jigsaws
00:40:40We're split into pairs me and Ruby
00:40:42One team
00:40:43Perfect
00:40:43Agent Vogue the other team
00:40:45If you complete this expedition challenge in the allotted time
00:40:48You will win six portions of sweet popcorn for Camp tonight
00:40:52Oh yes
00:40:53We need sugar so they're gonna suck those babies down
00:40:58Come on guys
00:40:59Let's do it guys
00:41:00Got it
00:41:01Got it
00:41:01Fuck him
00:41:02All right calm
00:41:06Let's go let's go
00:41:07Look for red look for red look for red
00:41:10That's a firewood nice one
00:41:11Yeah okay
00:41:15Oh it stinks what on earth is that
00:41:18What is what the hell is this stuff
00:41:20It sounded like a really lovely one for my first challenge a picture puzzle
00:41:23And then we started getting sprayed with someone vomited in a bucket and threw it at us I assume
00:41:28Oh my god that stinks it smells like fish
00:41:32And then the puzzle pieces we didn't have all the pieces we needed
00:41:36Guys have you got a plank with firewood on the right and a blue tent on the right
00:41:41Yeah I've got yours here Ginge Ginge Ginge
00:41:43Yeah I got it got it nice one
00:41:45So we had to swap in and out to each other and it was kind of difficult when you're just being sprayed puke
00:41:51Red one with the fire
00:41:53Yo Ginge Ginge you there
00:41:55Yeah
00:41:56I need bottom of the red tent with a fire on the left
00:41:59Got it
00:41:59Yeah
00:42:00Coming through
00:42:01Yeah there you go
00:42:02Nice
00:42:02Great
00:42:03Oh it's gone through my goggles
00:42:05All right
00:42:05Cat piss man
00:42:08Really helpful with the piss coming in
00:42:11Can you say piss?
00:42:13Okay guys we need the top of the clay on the left and trees in the middle
00:42:20Just the very top of the cloud yeah
00:42:22Yeah
00:42:22Yeah got it
00:42:23Yeah you got that yeah
00:42:24There it is
00:42:25This in water
00:42:26I think it's garment fruit
00:42:28I'm gonna be sick
00:42:29If you're gonna be sick don't be sick on me
00:42:32It weren't the rain it was just a stench of whatever that was
00:42:35And it smells like a coffin
00:42:36Yeah
00:42:37Have you been in a coffin?
00:42:38No but I can imagine if I was in one that's what it would smell like
00:42:41Wrong way
00:42:42No that's wrong
00:42:43White cloud
00:42:44It has to be a white cloud
00:42:46We got a mask
00:42:47Has to be a white cloud
00:42:48That's the one
00:42:48That's the one
00:42:50These grey clouds on them two's one
00:42:52These white clouds on our one
00:42:53So there's just little differences that we had to that we had to overcome
00:42:56I got it
00:42:57Yeah
00:42:58Yeah no we got it
00:42:59No no no no the beehive the beehive's wrong
00:43:01Why is this beehive here?
00:43:02Because it's the wrong picture
00:43:04Oh no oh no
00:43:06I would try to get it in it wasn't fitting in the slot so then and also I can't reach it
00:43:12There's a problem there is this right?
00:43:14Oh that's it we got it
00:43:16That's it that's it okay
00:43:17I don't think I helped
00:43:18You did you were a massive help
00:43:20Where was I?
00:43:20You was honestly
00:43:21All right
00:43:21Hand on hand
00:43:22I can't remember I've passed out
00:43:26Are you in you in?
00:43:28That's it
00:43:28So do we need one more?
00:43:29Yeah
00:43:30You should have six
00:43:31Now we're done
00:43:32One, two, three, four, five, six
00:43:34We've made the picture
00:43:35We're done we're done
00:43:35Let me know what you need
00:43:36We got it
00:43:37Yeah we're nearly done
00:43:38We need one more
00:43:38Do the rest of the clouds
00:43:39Come on you finish it
00:43:41All right
00:43:44That's it
00:43:45Yeah that's it
00:43:46A little bit more there
00:43:47Then you get it in
00:43:48We're in we're in
00:43:53We should be done
00:43:54We should be done
00:43:55We should be done
00:43:57One
00:43:57Yeah
00:43:58Yes
00:43:59Yes
00:44:00We got it
00:44:01We got it
00:44:01Yeah
00:44:02We did it
00:44:03Popcorn
00:44:04We've done it
00:44:05Popcorn
00:44:06Popcorn
00:44:06Hooray
00:44:07I'll be honest we've done very well there but that's stunk
00:44:10What a nice photo as well eh
00:44:12Where do we go how does it do I have to go back to camp like this
00:44:14Yeah
00:44:14We all have to go back
00:44:15Yeah
00:44:16That whole walk like this
00:44:18Welcome back to i'm a celebrity get me out of here we're live from australia
00:44:28Before the break vogue's team of bush explorers won six bags of popcorn
00:44:32Now it was the turn of eddie lisa and kelly along with their chief explorer tom
00:44:36And they arrived at the challenge to find a set of rules
00:44:39Oh i hope we get to see tom reed rules
00:44:41No his name's tom reed wilson
00:44:42Oh my sainted aunt fanny
00:44:45Oh my sainted aunt fanny
00:44:58Now i have instructions
00:45:01Bush explorers welcome to your fishing expedition there are two canoes there will be two bush exploreers per canoe one of you will take the helm while the other will be catching fish
00:45:03Welcome to your fishing expedition.
00:45:05There are two canoes.
00:45:06There will be two bush explorers per canoe.
00:45:10One of you will take the helm,
00:45:11while the other will be catching fish.
00:45:14Throughout the game, a fisherman's basket
00:45:16will move along the fishing line above you.
00:45:18Each basket will be labeled with different colored fish.
00:45:22So I think what's happening is that
00:45:24dotted hither and yon are a collection of schools of fish,
00:45:28and I think we have to hook the protruding tails,
00:45:30and I think we have to put them into our hand
00:45:33and toss them up into a brightly colored net
00:45:35that goes over our heads.
00:45:37If you fill six baskets with the correct fish
00:45:40in the allotted time,
00:45:42you will win six portions of salty popcorn.
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:47Salt!
00:45:48Salt!
00:45:49Okay.
00:45:50We're in our natural pairs.
00:45:52We are.
00:45:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is it.
00:45:57Oh, Kelly.
00:45:58We're off.
00:45:59We're off.
00:46:00We're off.
00:46:01Go, go, go, go.
00:46:02Okay, we're doing this one.
00:46:03There's a pink one.
00:46:04There's a pink one.
00:46:05Oh!
00:46:06Oh, it's a pink one.
00:46:07It's a cassadi one.
00:46:08We've got a pink stripy one here.
00:46:09The first basket was silver and pink fishes,
00:46:12and it was really difficult,
00:46:13because I think it was the start of the game.
00:46:15We didn't quite know what we were doing.
00:46:17We didn't have great technique.
00:46:18Oh, no, I can get it.
00:46:19I can get it.
00:46:20Are you sure?
00:46:21Oh!
00:46:22Can you get it in?
00:46:23Oh!
00:46:24I just feel like at the start,
00:46:25a little bit too enthusiastic.
00:46:26Yeah, this is it.
00:46:27We're very excited.
00:46:28We were rocket launching.
00:46:29Oh, there's an app coming.
00:46:30Okay, it's a green and a white.
00:46:31Oh, it's a green one.
00:46:32Go for it.
00:46:33They're green, they're green.
00:46:34Green.
00:46:35Right, toss, toss, toss.
00:46:36I think this might be yellow.
00:46:37Toss.
00:46:38Oh, my goodness.
00:46:39And then we had Lisa Hamilton here.
00:46:41I had to stay away for almost six speeding tickets.
00:46:44Scream if you want to go faster.
00:46:46The loudest green, the faster we go.
00:46:49You got us stuck about 20 times.
00:46:51We need assistance.
00:46:53We're wedged.
00:46:54I thought I was going to have to call AA at one point.
00:46:56Do you know why they're stuck?
00:46:57Because Lisa was coming 100 miles per hour from behind.
00:47:00Oh!
00:47:01It's better to be stuck than to be rammed up from behind.
00:47:04Well, I think that's actually up for debate.
00:47:07This is impossible!
00:47:09It's not impossible.
00:47:10It's not impossible.
00:47:11Look.
00:47:12The next basket was the orange and brown,
00:47:13and then the next fish was pink.
00:47:14OK.
00:47:15Is this one up?
00:47:16Yes!
00:47:17OK.
00:47:18Yes!
00:47:19Yes!
00:47:20Yes!
00:47:21Yes!
00:47:22Yes!
00:47:23After that first basket, we were on a roll.
00:47:25Oh, gosh.
00:47:26Come on.
00:47:27The pink.
00:47:28We were on a roll.
00:47:29Awesome.
00:47:30We figured it out.
00:47:31Get another pink.
00:47:32There's a pink.
00:47:33Yes!
00:47:34The next one was green and a white.
00:47:35Yeah.
00:47:36Go on, Kel.
00:47:37Go on.
00:47:38Get it in.
00:47:39Take your time.
00:47:40Yes!
00:47:41Yes!
00:47:42Yes!
00:47:43We found a rhythm, didn't we?
00:47:44Yes, we did!
00:47:45We found a nautical.
00:47:46Yeah, it became really effortless.
00:47:47A naughty nautical rhythm.
00:47:48Yes!
00:47:49Yes!
00:47:50Perfect!
00:47:51Go!
00:47:52Yes!
00:47:53So the one we were looking for at that one was the orange and brown one, followed by a silver.
00:47:54Oh!
00:47:55Yeah!
00:47:56Oh, that's a big one!
00:47:57Look at that!
00:47:58Ooh!
00:47:59Come to that.
00:48:00Once we got the placement of the canoe for the fling, we were in.
00:48:03Got it?
00:48:04Yay!
00:48:05Yay!
00:48:06You were flinging by the end.
00:48:07You were making it seem very easy.
00:48:08Oh, gosh!
00:48:09Yeah!
00:48:10Yes!
00:48:11It's too fake!
00:48:12Oh, gross!
00:48:13I'm coming.
00:48:14I'm coming.
00:48:15Yes!
00:48:16We got the pink.
00:48:17We need the white.
00:48:18We need the white, guys.
00:48:19We've got it.
00:48:20We've got the white.
00:48:21We're in.
00:48:22Come on, baby.
00:48:23Come on, come on.
00:48:24Take it easy.
00:48:25Yes!
00:48:26Oh, the pressure's on.
00:48:27The net was dangling.
00:48:28Enjoy it.
00:48:29Yay!
00:48:30Yay!
00:48:31We don't want to bump into everyone.
00:48:32Let's have a nice little drive.
00:48:33We're in the canal, my love.
00:48:34What do you think this is?
00:48:35Formula One?
00:48:36You're so slow.
00:48:37We're fishing, my dear.
00:48:38Where are we going?
00:48:39I should have driven.
00:48:40I would have been whizzing around.
00:48:41Come on, Tom.
00:48:42Yay!
00:48:43Yay!
00:48:44We've got all six.
00:48:45And we got it in!
00:48:47Yay!
00:48:48Oh, euphoria.
00:48:51Yes.
00:48:52Come on, cows.
00:48:53I'm sorry.
00:48:54I'm sorry.
00:48:55I criticised your driving.
00:48:56We got it!
00:48:57If you dare to waste all, you'll get more.
00:49:00Salty popcorn.
00:49:03Salty popcorn.
00:49:04Let's go!
00:49:05Come on!
00:49:06Let's go!
00:49:11Ah, well done.
00:49:12They all won their popcorn.
00:49:14Half sweet and half salty.
00:49:16Bit like us, really, isn't it?
00:49:17One of us very sweet.
00:49:18The other one's a bit salty.
00:49:20I think we know which one's which, don't we?
00:49:22Yes.
00:49:23I think we do.
00:49:24I think we do.
00:49:26Now, as Tom settles into life in the jungle,
00:49:28he's been getting to know his new camp mates
00:49:30and yesterday, H opened up to him
00:49:32about the most important people in his life.
00:49:35Do you believe them two are twins?
00:49:37Oh, look at them!
00:49:39They're so gorgeous.
00:49:41Twins, them two.
00:49:43Oh, my.
00:49:44Oh, what's her name?
00:49:46Hata.
00:49:47What's her name?
00:49:48Hata.
00:49:49Grace.
00:49:50She's an absolute angel.
00:49:51She's an absolute devil.
00:49:52But you could spend...
00:49:53I can see she's talking.
00:49:54She's a naughty girl.
00:49:55But you could come and spend ten minutes with her now
00:50:00and you'd never forget her for the rest of your life.
00:50:02Oh, my.
00:50:03So you three, very, very close.
00:50:06That's my whole heart, them two.
00:50:08Oh, my God.
00:50:09That's my whole heart.
00:50:10I feel exactly the same about my siblings.
00:50:12Yeah.
00:50:13They're my best chums, really.
00:50:15Oh, one million percent.
00:50:18One million percent.
00:50:19I think the thing that touched me most today,
00:50:22it was a fleeting moment where H decided to show me his family photo
00:50:28that he has here, everything that he does is with them in mind.
00:50:35And I thought, this boy is truly altruistic.
00:50:41And he's got a heart of gold.
00:50:44Your kids love Christmas.
00:50:46Yeah.
00:50:47And they get so spoiled.
00:50:49Yeah, I bet.
00:50:50It's like, I hate it.
00:50:52They get two Christmases on Christmas Day
00:50:54because they either do a morning with me
00:50:56and then they go to their mum's or they do a morning at their mum's
00:50:58and then come to me.
00:50:59Yeah.
00:51:00So they get Christmas twice in one day.
00:51:01Yeah.
00:51:02And then usually on Christmas Eve, we're with my parents.
00:51:05So they get a little mini Christmas then.
00:51:07Yeah.
00:51:08Yeah.
00:51:09So they just get like endless gifts.
00:51:11And I keep telling, I'm like, buy them one thing.
00:51:13Yeah.
00:51:14One thing.
00:51:15We can't just do this endless, just toys, toys, stuff thing.
00:51:19It's just like, and then there's no room for it.
00:51:21Yeah.
00:51:22Do you not like being in England for Christmas though?
00:51:24It just depends on what my mum's going to do.
00:51:26Is she joining you in the States?
00:51:27Yeah.
00:51:28I have a feeling she might come back for Christmas in the States,
00:51:31but, but yeah, it's, so it's kind of up in the air.
00:51:35Yeah.
00:51:36You lean on each other this Christmas.
00:51:37Yeah.
00:51:38But the saving grace is my dad hated Christmas.
00:51:40Ah!
00:51:41Of course he did.
00:51:42He hated it.
00:51:43That was brilliant.
00:51:44He was like, f***ing curmudgeon, sat there.
00:51:47Yeah, Grinch.
00:51:48No Grinch there.
00:51:49No Grinch.
00:51:50Grinch is gone.
00:51:51You'd get him a gift.
00:51:52You'd be like, Dad, I got you this really, and he'd open it.
00:51:54And he'd go, thanks.
00:51:55Ah.
00:51:56You wouldn't want to get it any other way.
00:51:58No, I wouldn't any other way.
00:51:59No.
00:52:00Absolutely not.
00:52:01Yeah.
00:52:02Yeah.
00:52:03But I think that's a part of it, isn't it?
00:52:04Yeah.
00:52:05The grumpy ones that don't like it.
00:52:06Sure.
00:52:07Yeah.
00:52:08Yeah.
00:52:09He was not, yeah.
00:52:10Cause I'm really just always, cause he's like,
00:52:11we always buy gifts for people I don't even like.
00:52:13Yeah.
00:52:14Which is true.
00:52:15So why are we spending money on people I don't know and don't like?
00:52:20My dad was a bit of a bar humbug Christmas guy.
00:52:23He, he, he didn't, he didn't love it.
00:52:26He wasn't mean on Christmas.
00:52:28He just wasn't like dressing up like Santa.
00:52:31He was more Ebeneezer Scrooge, but not in the tight way.
00:52:34He was more just kind of like, meh, who gives a shit?
00:52:36Welcome back to I'm a celebrity, get me out of here.
00:52:38We're live from Australia.
00:52:39As you can tell.
00:52:40The cockatoos are out this morning.
00:52:41You can hear them, can't you?
00:52:42Yeah.
00:52:43That's crazy loud.
00:52:44Have you seen a cockatoo?
00:52:45Let's just move on.
00:52:46Time for last night's dinner now.
00:52:47And after Martin, Jack and Shauna and Alex won the first full house since Ruby and Ginger's
00:52:51eating trial, they were guaranteed a bit of a win.
00:52:52Food!
00:52:53Yes.
00:52:54Yes.
00:52:55Oh, look how heavy it is!
00:52:56That looks like a chunky one.
00:52:57Jacky boy!
00:52:58Oh my God, that looks like an actual suitcase.
00:52:59And after Martin, Jack and Shauna and Alex won the first full house since Ruby and Ginger's eating trial,
00:53:05they were guaranteed a good feed.
00:53:10Food!
00:53:11Yes!
00:53:12Oh, look how heavy it is!
00:53:16That looks like a chunky one.
00:53:17Jackie boy!
00:53:18Oh, my God, that looks like an actual suitcase.
00:53:21Oh, come on, baby, come on.
00:53:24Celebrities as a result of Alex, Jack, Martin and Shauna winning 12 stars.
00:53:2912 stars in today's trial.
00:53:31You have ostrich egg.
00:53:33Oh, my God!
00:53:35Look at it!
00:53:37Look at the ostrich egg, everyone!
00:53:41Obviously, it was a difficult birth, but the egg, I think, will be delicious.
00:53:46I've seen it as light fixtures, that's all.
00:53:48I didn't actually know that you could eat it.
00:53:50Isn't that lovely?
00:53:51Who wants to touch it?
00:53:52I'd love to touch it.
00:53:53How do you eat an ostrich egg?
00:53:55Scramble it.
00:53:56Just like a normal egg?
00:53:57Yeah.
00:53:58That's so special!
00:54:00The ostrich egg, one could happily have as a bauble or an ornament.
00:54:05I didn't know that it had that sort of wax finish and looked so incredibly beautiful.
00:54:12What do we need?
00:54:13Get a pot of water on?
00:54:15The potatoes are on.
00:54:16The potatoes are on.
00:54:17Let's not lose those again.
00:54:19Right, this is all an experiment today, guys.
00:54:21If I would take the stars out of the sky for you.
00:54:25Stop the rain from falling if you ask me to.
00:54:30I'd do anything for you, your wish is my command.
00:54:35I just feel so blessed and privileged to have, like, Martin as my partner in crime when it comes to the cooking.
00:54:42Oh, you to me are everything, the sweetest song that I can sing, oh baby, oh baby.
00:54:51What we just block out the camp is just me and him in our little bubble.
00:54:55To you I guess.
00:54:56He is having so much fun in here, I can just see the joy in his eyes and it's just really nice to share those moments with him.
00:55:03Right, you ready guys?
00:55:04Ready?
00:55:05Why don't we boil it?
00:55:07Spread it out then.
00:55:08Oh wow, look at that!
00:55:11Oh my god, this is wild.
00:55:13Here we go, get it in.
00:55:14Alright, oh!
00:55:15Oh!
00:55:16Oh!
00:55:17Come on!
00:55:18Oh!
00:55:19Come on!
00:55:20Oh, look, look, mine's in the pan.
00:55:22Oh!
00:55:23Oh!
00:55:24Oh!
00:55:25Oh!
00:55:26Oh!
00:55:27Oh!
00:55:28It never quite goes to plan.
00:55:30I think Kelly might have misjudged the size of the egg,
00:55:33because when it went into the pan there wasn't really enough room for it.
00:55:36It's really gooey.
00:55:37See how gooey it is?
00:55:38It's the rice.
00:55:39It's the rice, yeah.
00:55:40Yeah.
00:55:41That's fine.
00:55:42I mean, it looked like snot.
00:55:44Can I say that?
00:55:45That looks so inviting.
00:55:49You're welcome.
00:55:50Thank you, girl.
00:55:51You're welcome.
00:55:52It is still daunting doing the cooking.
00:55:54No matter how much love I put into these meals, Martin and I, we just look at each other
00:56:00and they're just never as tasty as they look.
00:56:03Anybody want some of this?
00:56:08It's kind of bland.
00:56:09It's just a weird texture.
00:56:11Weird texture but it's nice.
00:56:13The veg is your flavour.
00:56:14Yeah, the vegetables, thank God you put that in.
00:56:19Fair.
00:56:20Everything I say comes out of my mouth the wrong way.
00:56:23The food is revolting.
00:56:27Mr. Jank was a great disappointment.
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00:57:55Welcome back, Tam, Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.
00:57:57We're on our way into camp to tell them some big news.
00:57:59Anyone without the Bush Explorer badge will be doing today's trial.
00:58:04Yikes!
00:58:05Now so far the badge winners are Ginge, Kelly, Lisa and Jack.
00:58:09And me, remember, Shacket badge.
00:58:11Oh yeah, and him.
00:58:12Yeah.
00:58:13And more badges are about to be given out,
00:58:15so let's join your hosts for tonight's badge ceremony, Tom and Vogue.
00:58:19Hello!
00:58:20Hello!
00:58:21Hello!
00:58:22Hi!
00:58:23No!
00:58:24Hi!
00:58:25We come bearing gifts.
00:58:28Oh, of course!
00:58:29These badges matter and you only have to see the retinas around that campfire to know it.
00:58:35Particularly the retinas of ruby wax.
00:58:38We will start on the Expedition Badges.
00:58:42For those who joined us on Expedition State, you all did extremely well.
00:58:47I was very proud of my team.
00:58:49In those adverse conditions, we all still stink.
00:58:54And my first badge goes to you, H.
00:58:57Thank you very much.
00:58:58Here you go.
00:58:59Yay!
00:59:00Well done!
00:59:01Well done!
00:59:02LATB, look at the badge.
00:59:06This means serious member.
00:59:10Our second Expedition Badge.
00:59:13Ruby, of course, it's for you.
00:59:15Yay!
00:59:17I won the Expedition Badge.
00:59:19It was life and death tonight, whether I got a badge or not.
00:59:22Life or death.
00:59:23Thank you, thank you.
00:59:25Because if I was badge-less and everybody else had one,
00:59:28I would have had to strike everyone with my nails and my teeth.
00:59:33Penultimate Badge is another community badge.
00:59:38This person is stoic and warm.
00:59:45Does a lot of wonderful things with a saucepan.
00:59:48It is Martin Kemp.
00:59:50Yes!
00:59:51Oh, what? My badge.
00:59:55Community.
00:59:56Yeah, looking after the people.
00:59:58That's where I want to be.
00:59:59I'll tell you what was weird, though.
01:00:01When they were just about to say who won the awards,
01:00:03I could feel my heart pound.
01:00:05The final badge this evening is the Exemplary Badge.
01:00:11It's a biggie.
01:00:12And this one is going to a person who got this wonderful way
01:00:16of running the gamut and buoying all of us.
01:00:19It is Eddie.
01:00:21Yeah!
01:00:26Eddie!
01:00:27Eddie!
01:00:28This is crazy.
01:00:29Me, I'm African, so we like certificates.
01:00:31We like it.
01:00:33And this right here is like the Jungle MBE.
01:00:36I appreciate that, though.
01:00:37That was cute.
01:00:38That was nice.
01:00:39Who you got a kiss around there to, you know, get a badge?
01:00:47I find that bit the hardest bit.
01:00:50What's going to happen next?
01:00:52Can we just have our popcorn, please?
01:00:54Please?
01:00:55We're begging now.
01:01:00Oh, wow!
01:01:01Here we are.
01:01:02Oh!
01:01:04Sweet and salty.
01:01:06I feel like it's been a great day.
01:01:09Obviously, 12 stars.
01:01:10Come on, now.
01:01:11People got their badges.
01:01:12And then to top it all off, some popcorn.
01:01:15Keep smelling it.
01:01:17It's not the best.
01:01:18Proper.
01:01:20Ah!
01:01:21Mmm!
01:01:23Thank you, guys.
01:01:25Yeah, I'm shaking.
01:01:28Oh, my God.
01:01:29I love it.
01:01:30I know, yeah.
01:01:31That sweet one was fire.
01:01:33Mm-hmm.
01:01:34Vile?
01:01:35You didn't like it?
01:01:36Fire, fire.
01:01:37Is that good?
01:01:38Yeah.
01:01:39Have you told Ginge what we said before?
01:01:42I'm Lenting.
01:01:43She was Lenting?
01:01:44No.
01:01:45Lenting.
01:01:46Oh, you were Lengting.
01:01:47Lengting.
01:01:48Lengting.
01:01:49Is she a Lengting, innit?
01:01:50Lengting.
01:01:51Lengting.
01:01:52Bitch.
01:01:53Drop the mic.
01:01:55So that leaves Alex and Shona as the only two explorers without a badge, which means they're
01:02:07doing the next trial.
01:02:08Let's go and give them the news.
01:02:10Oh.
01:02:11Morning, everybody.
01:02:12Hi.
01:02:13Morning, everybody.
01:02:14Hi, H.
01:02:15Grab a seat.
01:02:16Now, then, we come with news.
01:02:17Oh, yeah.
01:02:18With news.
01:02:19Because chief explorers, camp leaders, pretty soon you will be relieved of your duties and
01:02:23the camp will return to normal.
01:02:25Yay!
01:02:26Before that, though, congratulations H to Eddie, Ginge, Jack, Kelly, Lisa, Martin and Ruby.
01:02:35You took the bush explorer motto to heart.
01:02:38If you dare to explore...
01:02:40You'll always get more!
01:02:41Well, we promised you would be rewarded for your badges and, very shortly, you will be
01:02:59heading out of camp for a delicious slap-up breakfast.
01:03:03Whoa!
01:03:04I'm talking sausages, I'm talking beans, I'm talking mushrooms.
01:03:07The lot.
01:03:08Are they moving sausages?
01:03:09Yes.
01:03:10Seriously.
01:03:11Is that real?
01:03:12It's a proper breakfast.
01:03:13Yeah.
01:03:14Happy?
01:03:15Are they getting here?
01:03:16Happy?
01:03:17Yeah, it's good, huh?
01:03:18It's good, isn't it?
01:03:19Proper breakfast.
01:03:20However...
01:03:21However...
01:03:22No, no, no.
01:03:23Alex, Shauna, unfortunately for you, you weren't rewarded with a badge.
01:03:28So that means there's no breakfast for you.
01:03:31And you have to take on today's trial, Tents of Torment.
01:03:36No way.
01:03:37Why?
01:03:38You won't be facing it on your own because the Chief Explorers will be helping you out in
01:03:41the trial.
01:03:42We'll see all four of you at the trial a little bit later.
01:03:44Enjoy your breakfast, guys!
01:03:46Thank you!
01:03:47Thank you!
01:03:48Oh, man!
01:03:49Oh, man!
01:03:50Oh, man!
01:03:51You know what?
01:03:52You won it, this one.
01:03:53Oh, no.
01:03:54You got it!
01:03:55You know what, man?
01:03:56You won it.
01:03:57It doesn't happen when you ask for it.
01:03:58It comes twice.
01:03:59Better than it is such a chip.
01:04:01I won sausage!
01:04:02I'm saying that is brutal!
01:04:04I won it.
01:04:05Oh, my God!
01:04:06I won it.
01:04:07Twice.
01:04:08Oh, no.
01:04:09Semi-final.
01:04:10That's it from us here.
01:04:12But we're hot-footing it over to ITV2 to join Joel and Kemi for Am A Celebrity Unpacked.
01:04:17What's coming up tonight, guys?
01:04:19What's not coming up?
01:04:21You guys are popping up.
01:04:22Sean Walsh will be here.
01:04:23We'll be chatting with Paul C. Brunson and Vogue's sister Amber.
01:04:27Plus, we'll be interrogating Eddie live in the bush telly.
01:04:30So, switch over to ITV2 straight after the main show or catch us any time on ITVX.
01:04:35Back to you, guys.
01:04:36Can't wait.
01:04:37We'll see you back here tomorrow night at the slightly later time at 9.05 to see how they get on Intensive Torment.
01:04:42We will see you tomorrow night.
01:04:44Thanks for watching.
01:04:45Goodnight.
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