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Terra.Anatolia
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00:00Oh girls I'm so proud of you headlining a tour and winning music icon awards feels
00:28like just yesterday you mistook me for a teenager and aggressively dragged me from this very spa
00:35don't make me cry well i could watch your videos all day but i gotta go meet the hubby
00:41he's taking me gopher watching it's like bird watching but with gophers fun manton that tracks
00:50okay should we do and ask us anything the crew is filming so we might as well
00:53okay oh candy mandy says i heard in an interview once that there's a funny story about the first
01:00time jade met tulip's sister can you tell it oh yeah tools you want to take the wheel i don't have
01:06my license but here we go it all started when jade's parents went out of town and she came to
01:10stay with me for a week welcome to the week-long sleepover the week over not you don't tell you're
01:16not invited that's right tulips only rule no boys allowed so take your last look because you will
01:22not be seeing me for a very long time you're coming to school tomorrow right yes i'll see you there
01:29now get out
01:32well i should probably head out too you sure you can't stay post look it's gonna be so much fun
01:37wish i could but i gotta study i have the practice test for the psat which is the pre-sat which is the
01:42practice test for the sat which basically determines the rest of my life just say you have to go babe
01:46i have to go my stories have value bye good love you love you so what should we do first
01:53want to grab every cushion in my house and make a giant pillow fort hello uh yes
02:01oh every song every minute when we're side by side no limits no limits hey oh
02:09and that is why i'd rather marry a real frog than a stuffed animal frog i feel very strongly that
02:31you were wrong but that's what makes this friendship so beautiful okay okay um your turn would you rather
02:39oh my gosh yay what is it what is it it's my stepsister kaya she's coming home from
02:44college for a surprise visit wait that's awesome i can't wait to finally meet her like i have so
02:48many questions about college like what's it like to live in the dorms and is it true there's parties
02:52every night hi hi and do those parties have bouncy houses and clowns
03:03you've got your back and you've got mine we're in this forever wherever we go we go together
03:14it's all for one it's you and me because all we are is all we need we're in this forever wherever we go we go
03:21together
03:27koala hug
03:32i'm sorry tulip your sister who you always talk about being in college as a child i'm not a child
03:37i made it three quarters i guess i just didn't think it was that big of a deal that she skipped
03:42ten grades that's pretty much all the grades accurate hi kaya i'm jade i love your pink shirt
03:51is pink your favorite color please refrain from speaking to me like a baby my iq is 175 which is
03:59very high oh well i bowl 195 which is also very high one time my temperature was 105 i went to the
04:10hospital but enough bragging from all of us kaya i'm so happy you're home me too i'm here all week
04:16thanks sis yay jade is sleeping here all week too all week wow i want to make home with my sister
04:24and her friend is also here not just a friend one of my best friends cool this is all very cool
04:35right anyway tulip want to make a pillow for like these two oh shoot we already did who you and the
04:41bowler yeah look it's right over here but we can build another one
04:47that pillow wasn't load-bearing or am i the only one here who took advanced structural engineering
04:58oh right i am oh kaya you always make the smartest jokes it's a college thing we don't get it
05:07so i was super excited to have my sister home and i was sensing that kaya wasn't so excited to have
05:12me in her home meanwhile i took my test it was uneventable end of story the way you said that
05:17was weird no it wasn't you're weird shut your butt i just remembered i just remembered that was the week
05:23of the incident oh yeah the incident tell the story pose tell it tell it tell it i am not telling that
05:32story okay it wasn't that good a story anyway the heck it's not i was about to take my practice psat
05:42oh hey pose can't talk now future on the line she's avoiding me because she has a new boyfriend
05:49janine told me i just don't want things to be awkward what should i do well you're right
05:54i should just tell her how i feel thanks joey get me okay
06:03all right test you're mine my pencil may be number two but when it comes to multiple choice questions
06:08i am number one attention test takers you have two hours to complete the practice psat
06:15no talking complete silence begin
06:22did i just yep i did a noise came out of my body and not for my mouth chief no we do not say that word
06:30back to my story i was mortified i looked around trying to see if anyone heard anything
06:37i casually shifted my body in my seat and ruffled my test papers anything to distract
06:42from the noise that i may or may not have made
06:44it's okay you can do this just focus on the test
07:03but i couldn't focus all i could think about was whether anyone heard my
07:06time's up pencils down and hosie everyone heard that okay that last part was in my head
07:19i'm freaking out i don't know if anyone heard but they probably did i mean it was so
07:23quiet in there and i was near the back where the acoustics bounced off the wall
07:27this is so bad how bad are we talking was it like this
07:31what no i would have already shaved my head and moved to montana oh so more like this
07:41i don't even have that much air in my body did it sound anything like this
07:50i wasn't announcing royalty if anything it was more dainty i'm a classy lady oh so like this
07:56i didn't hear anything silent but deadly it was not deadly your body makes one mistake and your
08:07whole reputation is on the line i've got three and a half more years at the school i can't be known
08:11for this remember the girl who yawned weird oh you mean yawning bonnie her name is denise
08:16but no one remembers that and if this gets out oh it got out
08:20not funny not funny okay it was a little funny meanwhile i was hoping i could get kaya to warm
08:37up to me with the key to any little kid's heart love and attention no girl bribery
08:41who wants some chocolate cupcakes i do they're my favorite jade bought them for you i forgot i don't
08:49like them anymore as of two seconds ago you heard me and guess what i have a surprise
09:01no way lady tent of tempting tin we slept in that thing every night last summer i was thinking we could
09:07all sleep in there tonight oh no but it's only a two person tent sorry jade
09:16but i don't want to leave jade out i have an idea why don't jade and i play a game whoever wins
09:22gets to sleep in the tent with tulip i'm done what game i know the perfect one tulip how's your game
09:29show voice it's time to play everyone's favorite trivia game who knows tulip better
09:39i'll ask the questions first to ten wins a trip to tentington with me tulip now could the contestants
09:45test their buzzers so we know they work they work okay first question what is tulip's coolest secret
09:55talent kaya you're a double jointed and can do that bendy arm thing correct
10:05and in the words of my doctor that's not right
10:09next question what does tulip hate the most when people don't talk about snails enough their shells are
10:15their house correct a point for jade what is the name of tulip shadow margaret taglon
10:22what animal would tulip create if tulip could create an animal a pectopus i'll pack it on top
10:29octopus on bottom what is tulip's go-to hand gesture
10:38what is tulip's go-to dance move the broken elevator that sometimes starts to move
10:42what was young tulip afraid of yes some go in some go out pick away
11:01okay we're all tied up last question for the win what does tulip want to be when she grows up
11:14a bunny actually she wants to be the full-time president of world peace and a part-time mannequin
11:20that is correct jade wins
11:23i decided i didn't want to be a bunny when i realized the science just wasn't there yet
11:30i'll go grab our sleeping bags good game kaya look you can sleep in the tent with tulip
11:36it's cool girl i don't want your charity i want you to leave what you heard me girl
11:45hey kaya which sleeping bag do you want the mermaid one thanks tuli
11:49seriously get out
11:57so yeah kaya clearly didn't want me around i tried telling tulip but it turns out tulip
12:01trivia wasn't the only game kaya was playing wow tulip the way that you set up that sleeping bag
12:09is magnifique thank you you should see me with a duvet i love when we both use words derived from the french
12:19uh hey tools can i talk to you for a second
12:26i think your sister wants me to leave what what makes you think that she said i want you to leave
12:32oh i'm sure she didn't mean it hey kaya kaya jay thinks you want her to leave that's not true is it
12:38what no i'm having so much fun with you huh i can't believe you snitched on me nobody likes a rat
12:52yup she was coming for me and it was mildly terrifying but i wasn't gonna let some eight
12:57and three-quarter year old get the best of me here's yours still up here's yours jade
13:09hot hot hot wait what's in this oh did you say your favorite popcorn topping was ghost pepper oh yeah
13:18i did this is so good i can't tell if that's corn i'm swallowing or the skin on my tongue
13:28okay you guys hide i'll seek one two three four ready or not here i come
13:44shoulda locked the window what
13:49guys let's go all on the balcony there's a planetary alignment tonight that's my favorite kind of
13:54alignment hold up guys i'm kind of stuck here oh no did someone accidentally glue your zipper shut
14:05totally jade doesn't want to come she hates planets
14:13emergency scissors never go to bed without them while jade and tulip were entertaining kaya
14:19i needed to find out if anyone knew about the incident or one could say if anyone had caught
14:25winds just stop i knew the person who would know anything would be the person who knows everything
14:31the school gossip janine hey girl hey so uh for no reason at all what's the tea what's a scuttlebutt
14:38i mean no one's talking about butts but what's the word on the street these days
14:42well sarah and morgan are in a fight because morgan was at dana's last night and didn't tell
14:49sarah but sarah saw in her stories that dana made spaghetti pomodoro spaghetti pomodoro
14:58everyone knows that's sarah's favorite savage right the savagest
15:04so lots about pasta but nothing about the psat no why what do you mean did something happen at the
15:09psat no you're hiding something no i'm not let's get back to morgan and fettuccine alfredo what a
15:16garbage person no no no i can't tell something's up with you so you're gonna tell me or what
15:21doesn't matter i'll find out anyway i'm basically a journalist bye
15:29hey tulip which of the jonas brothers do i think is the cutest one again nick kevin joe or the bonus
15:35joan is honestly it's too hard to choose they each bring a lot to the table dante what are you
15:40doing here you texted me no i didn't yeah you did hey d can you save me from this news fest
15:49i'm having no fun and tulip sister is super annoying jade tools no that wasn't for so that's
15:55what's going on you made it seem like kaya didn't like you but really you don't like her that's not true
16:01i was wondering why kaya was in the bathroom crying she's probably picking up on your negative
16:05energy no she's right there smiling and laughing at me kaya's not there if you're seeing someone
16:13it's probably frank the victorian era ghost who lives in my house but you know what he would
16:17never do be mean to my little sister or invite a boy over when we specifically said no boys hey
16:24i'll be 18 in a couple years so i'm basically a man are you i'll just go
16:28do it i can explain i promise you know what i don't want to talk about this anymore i'm gonna
16:34go sleep in the tent tonight with kaya yes oh did you hear that it was kaya
16:45what the if you heard anything it was probably frank's wife martha she's a real chatty kathy
16:52we should probably call her kathy meanwhile lucas and i finally connected sort of apparently he
16:58thought i had a boyfriend which i didn't but i didn't know that's what he was talking about
17:02so things got awkward hey pose oh hi lucas there's something i've been wanting to talk to you about
17:11i heard about you did from who janine yeah she told me everything like in detail a lot of detail
17:21and ever since she told me i'm not sure how to be around you it's not contagious
17:26the truth is hearing about it just made me sad sad yeah i even talked to my mom about it you told
17:32your mom it's just the way janine described it it sounded pretty serious is it i i i i don't
17:42it's cool um i guess i just want to let you know that i know and i hope we can still be friends
17:50oh good morning sweetheart jade what's going on where's tulip oh no she's at school i'm late
18:12but i don't care because i just want to let you know that you went too far and got my best friend
18:17mad at me that's the line you crossed it skill of one to ten guess how much revenge i'm gonna get
18:24on you um five eight and three quarters
18:34kaya went too far when she messed with tulip in my friendship so i had to get payback
18:38and i can honestly say i did not stoop to her level
18:41i went way lower my prank was perfect kaya would walk in be distracted by a shiny object
18:52causing her to trip on the trip wire triggering the hydraulic system i had rigged spray her with honey
18:58and fall into a kiddie pool filled with rainbow sprinkles
19:03but then i remembered kaya was eight how could i pull a huge prank like that on a little girl
19:08well guess what i did it because this happened hey jade ooh shiny object wait tulip no what the
19:17honey sprinkles who did this ghost frank if it was you you've gone too far this time
19:24tulip i'm so sorry it was me and that wasn't supposed to happen that prank was meant for kaya not you
19:28kaya what's going on why don't you like my sister i do she doesn't like me she's been messing with me
19:35since the second she got here you keep saying that but it makes no sense why would kaya mess with
19:39you she knows how much i care about you you're like a sister to me that's the problem i'm your sister
19:47not her of course you are what are you talking about i'm jealous of jade okay it feels like she's
19:53taking my place oh my gosh wait is that what this was all about kaya i could never replace you
20:02but truly you made a pillow fort with her and she knows so much about you but that doesn't mean
20:08she's replacing you jade's my best friend but you're my family and family's forever forever ever
20:16forever ever i love you kaya i love you too to lee koala hug no way you're all sticky
20:24yeah about that i'm the only one who didn't do anything wrong here why am i the one covered in goo
20:29the sticky lady ain't wrong wow i did a good job because this is nasty nasty i kind of like it
20:42jade i'm sorry i messed with you you're actually pretty cool for a normal brained person
20:49thanks you're pretty cool too for an eight-year-old eight and three quarters
21:00while jade and tulip were being all cute and hugs and rainbow sprinkles i was full on freaking out
21:05i truly believed janine knew what happened and was gonna tell the whole school
21:08so i did something that in retrospect i'm still like why posy why
21:13listen up people some of you may have heard about a certain incident regarding me and
21:20a noise well i'm here to take ownership of my story because it is mine to tell
21:26just like joan of arc deserved to tell her story wait you really compared joan of arc a young woman
21:32who sacrificed herself for her beliefs to your you weren't there you don't know
21:35the rumors are true earlier this week i and then i said it i said it in front of the whole school
21:48that's right i did it what's the big deal i'm not ashamed okay i'm very ashamed but i'm already
21:54standing on the table and i'm having a hard time getting out of this tone of voice
22:05attention courtyard my name is lucas jasper and posy's right it's not a big deal we all do it
22:14in fact i'll do it right now
22:17and then he did it in front of the whole school to take the spotlight off of me and it worked
22:24because it was silly and it was lucas jasper and his hair looked amazing and we all laughed and
22:29moved on it was the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me
22:40you know what i actually kind of like that story
22:47hey do you guys want to build a pillow fort again like together hello uh-huh uh-huh tulip it's for
22:58you go for tulip uh-huh uh-huh what no i'll tell her right now they say that's an amazing idea
23:09yay you know what this sounds fun but why don't i let you two have some sister time before kaya heads
23:18back to college thanks jade hope i see you next time i'm home bye bye i'm so happy to finally have
23:27some time alone with my big sister tools stop everything i have so much to tell you seriously
23:34who's this one kaya this is posy my other best friend posy oh i heard about you you're the one who
24:04whoosh
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