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00:00We're standing top, cuz we're unbreakable.
00:04All for one, one for all.
00:08We came to a boss, cuz we're unbreakable.
00:11And there's so much to discover.
00:15We're the best, don't have each other.
00:18Cuz we got it all.
00:22We're standing top, cuz we're unbreakable, unbreakable.
00:28Oh, girls, I'm so proud of you.
00:30Headlining a tour and winning Music Icon Awards.
00:33Feels like just yesterday you mistook me for a teenager
00:37and aggressively dragged me from this very spa.
00:40Oh, Vic, don't make me cry.
00:42Well, I could watch your videos all day,
00:44but I gotta go meet the hubby.
00:46He's taking me gopher watching.
00:48It's like bird watching, but with gophers.
00:51Fun.
00:52Commented.
00:53That tracks.
00:54Bye.
00:55Okay, should we do an Ask Us Anything?
00:57The crew is filming, so we might as well.
00:59Okay.
01:00Ooh, Candy Mandy says,
01:02I heard in an interview once that there's a funny story
01:04about the first time Jade met Tulip's sister.
01:07Can you tell it?
01:08Oh, yeah.
01:09Tools?
01:10Wanna take the wheel?
01:11I don't have my license, but here we go.
01:13It all started when Jade's parents went out of town
01:15and she came to stay with me for a week.
01:18Welcome to the week-long sleepover.
01:20The week over!
01:21Not you, Dante. You're not invited.
01:23That's right. Tulip's only rule, no boys allowed.
01:26So take your last look because you will not be seeing me
01:28for a very long time.
01:29You're coming to school tomorrow, right?
01:30Yes, I'll see you there.
01:31Oh.
01:34Now get out.
01:37Well, I should probably head out, too.
01:39Are you sure you can't stay post?
01:41Look, it's gonna be so much fun.
01:42Wish I could, but I gotta study.
01:44I have the practice test for the PSAT,
01:45which is the pre-SAT,
01:46which is the practice test for the SAT,
01:48which basically determines the rest of my life.
01:50Just say you have to go, babe.
01:51I have to go.
01:52My stories have value.
01:53Bye, good love you.
01:55Love you.
01:56So, what should we do first?
01:58Wanna grab every cushion in my house
02:00and make a giant pillow fort?
02:02Hello?
02:03Uh, yes?
02:05Oh, every song every minute
02:09When we're side by side
02:11No limits, no limits
02:13Hey!
02:14Oh, when it's just the beginning
02:17When we hit the lights
02:19No limits, no limits
02:21Hey!
02:22Nah, nah, nah, nah
02:23Yeah!
02:24Nah, nah, nah, nah
02:25Yeah!
02:26Nah, nah, nah, nah
02:27No limits, no limits
02:29Hey!
02:31And that is why I'd rather marry a real frog
02:33than a stuffed animal frog.
02:35I feel very strongly that you were wrong.
02:37But that's what makes this friendship so beautiful.
02:39Okay, okay.
02:40Um, your turn.
02:41Would you rather...
02:44Oh, my gosh! Yay!
02:46What is it? What is it?
02:47It's my stepsister, Kaya.
02:48She's coming home from college
02:49for a surprise visit!
02:50Wait, that's awesome!
02:51I can't wait to finally meet her.
02:53Like, I have so many questions about college.
02:55Like, what's it like to live in the dorms
02:56and is it true there's parties every night?
02:58Hi, Tully!
03:00And do those parties have bouncy houses and clowns?
03:05You and me
03:07You and I
03:08I got your back
03:09And you got mine
03:11We're in this forever
03:13Wherever we go
03:14We go together
03:16It's all for one
03:18It's you and me
03:19Cause all we are
03:21Is all we mean
03:22We're in this forever
03:24Wherever we go
03:25We go together
03:30Koala hug!
03:36Hey, I'm sorry, Tulip
03:38Your sister who you always talk about being in college as a child?
03:41I'm not a child
03:42I made it three quarters
03:44I guess I just didn't think it was that big of a deal
03:46that she skipped ten grades
03:47That's pretty much all the grades
03:49Accurate
03:51Hi, Kaya
03:53I'm Jade
03:54I love your pink shirt
03:55Is pink your favorite color?
03:57Please refrain from speaking to me like a baby
04:01My IQ is 175
04:03Which is very high
04:05Oh
04:06Well, I bowl a 195
04:09Which is also very high
04:11One time my temperature was 105
04:14I went to the hospital
04:15But enough bragging from all of us
04:17Kaya, I'm so happy you're home
04:18Me too
04:19I'm here all week
04:20Thanks, sis!
04:21Yay!
04:22Jade is sleeping here all week too
04:23All week?
04:25Weak!
04:26Wow, my one week home with my sister
04:29And her friend is also here
04:31Not just a friend
04:33One of my best friends
04:35Cool!
04:36This is all very cool!
04:39Right?
04:40Anyway, Tulip
04:42Wanna make a pillow fort like these too?
04:44Oh shoot, we already did
04:46Who? You and the bowler?
04:47Yeah, look, it's right over here
04:50But we can build another one
04:52Hmm
04:58That pillow wasn't load-bearing
04:59Or am I the only one here
05:01Who took advanced structural engineering?
05:03Oh right, I am!
05:05Oh, Kaya, you always make the smartest jokes
05:08It's a college thing, we don't get it
05:10So I was super excited to have my sister home
05:14And I was sensing that Kaya wasn't so excited to have me in her home
05:18Meanwhile, I took my test
05:20It was uneventable
05:21End of story
05:22The way you said that was weird
05:23No, it wasn't your weird
05:24Shut your butt
05:25I just remembered
05:27I just remembered!
05:28That was the week of the incident
05:31Oh yeah!
05:32The incident
05:34Tell the story, Pose
05:35Tell it, tell it, tell it
05:36I am not telling that story
05:37Okay, it wasn't that good a story anyway
05:42The heck it's not!
05:44I was about to take my practice PSAT
05:46Oh, hey, Pose!
05:49Can't talk now, future on the line
05:51She's avoiding me because she has a new boyfriend
05:54Janine told me
05:55I just don't want things to be awkward
05:57What should I do?
05:58Well, I...
05:59You're right, I should just tell her how I feel
06:01Thanks, Joey
06:02You get me
06:03Okay
06:05Alright, test
06:09You're mine
06:10My pencil may be number two
06:11But when it comes to multiple choice questions
06:13I am number one
06:16Attention test takers
06:17You have two hours to complete the practice PSAT
06:20No talking
06:21Complete silence
06:23Begin
06:28Did I just?
06:29Yep, I did
06:30A noise came out of my body
06:31And not from my mouth
06:32She's...
06:33No!
06:34Do not say that word
06:35Back to my story
06:38I was mortified
06:39I looked around
06:40Trying to see if anyone heard anything
06:42I casually shifted my body in my seat
06:44And ruffled my test papers
06:46Anything to distract from the noise
06:47That I may or may not have made
06:51It's okay
06:52You can do this
06:53Just focus on the test
06:54But I couldn't focus
06:55All I could think about was whether anyone heard my...
07:11Time's up, pencils down
07:14And Hosey, everyone heard that
07:18Okay, that last part was in my head
07:24I'm freaking out!
07:26I don't know if anyone heard but they probably did
07:27I mean it was so quiet in there
07:28And I was near the back where the acoustics bounced off the wall
07:32This is so bad
07:34How bad are we talking?
07:35Was it like this?
07:39What?
07:40No, I would have already shaved my head and moved to Montana
07:43Oh, so more like this
07:47I don't even have that much air in my body
07:50Did it sound anything like this?
07:55I wasn't announcing royalty
07:57If anything, it was more dainty
07:59I'm a classy lady
08:00Oh, so like this
08:03I didn't hear anything
08:04Silent
08:05But deadly
08:08It was not deadly
08:10Ugh!
08:11Your body makes one mistake
08:12And your whole reputation is on the line
08:13I've got three and a half more years at this school
08:15I can't be known for this
08:16Remember the girl who yawned weird?
08:18Oh, you mean Yawny Bonnie
08:19Her name is Denise
08:21But no one remembers that
08:23And if this gets out
08:24Oh, it got out
08:28Not funny
08:29Funny
08:32Not funny
08:37Okay, it was a little funny
08:40Meanwhile, I was hoping I could get Kaya to warm up to me
08:42With the key to any little kid's heart
08:44Love and attention?
08:45No, girl
08:46Bribery
08:48Want some chocolate cupcakes?
08:50I do! They're my favorite!
08:52Jade bought them for you
08:53I forgot
08:54I don't like them anymore
08:56As of two seconds ago?
08:58You heard me
08:59And guess what?
09:01I have a surprise!
09:06No way!
09:07Lady Tent of Temptington?
09:09We slept in that thing every night last summer
09:11I was thinking we could all sleep in there tonight
09:13Oh, no, but it's only a two person tent!
09:18Sorry, Jade
09:21But I don't want to leave Jade out
09:23I have an idea
09:24Why don't Jade and I play a game?
09:26Whoever wins gets to sleep in the tent with Tulip
09:28I'm down
09:29What game?
09:30I know the perfect one
09:32Tulip, how's your game show voice?
09:34It's time to play everyone's favorite trivia game
09:38Who knows Tulip better?
09:44I'll ask the questions
09:45First to ten wins a trip to Tentington with me, Tulip
09:48Now, could the contestants test their buzzers so we know they work?
09:51They work!
09:55Okay, first question
09:57What is Tulip's coolest secret talent?
10:00Kaya
10:01You're double jointed and can do that bendy arm thing
10:04Correct!
10:09And in the words of my doctor, that's not right
10:12Next question
10:15What does Tulip hate the most?
10:17When people don't talk about snails enough
10:19Their shells are their house!
10:22Correct!
10:23A point for Jade
10:24What is the name of Tulip's shadow?
10:26Margaret Tagalong
10:29What animal would Tulip create if Tulip could create an animal?
10:32Alpactopus
10:33Alpaca on top, octopus on bottom
10:36What is Tulip's go-to hand gesture?
10:38The next Sparkle Fears!
10:42What is Tulip's go-to dance move?
10:45The broken elevator that sometimes starts to move
10:51What was young Tulip afraid of?
10:53The nut pearly buttons
10:54Yes!
10:55Some go in, some go out
10:56Pick away!
10:57Okay, we're all tied up
11:13Last question for the win
11:15What does Tulip want to be when she grows up?
11:19A bunny!
11:20Actually, she wants to be the full-time president of World Peace and a part-time mannequin
11:25That is correct!
11:27Jade wins!
11:31I decided I didn't want to be a bunny when I realized the science just wasn't there yet
11:35I'll go grab our sleeping bags
11:38Good game, Kaya
11:39Look, you can sleep in the tent with Tulip
11:41It's cool, girl!
11:42I don't want your charity
11:44I want you to leave
11:45What?
11:46You heard me, girl
11:50Hey, Kaya, which sleeping bag do you want?
11:52The mermaid one
11:53Thanks, Tuli
11:56Seriously? Get out
11:58So, yeah, Kaya clearly didn't want me around
12:04I tried telling Tulip
12:05But it turns out Tulip trivia wasn't the only game Kaya was playing
12:10Wow, Tulip, the way that you set up that sleeping bag is magnifique
12:16Thank you!
12:17You should see me with a duvet
12:20I love when we both use words derived from the French
12:24Hey, Tools, can I talk to you for a second?
12:27Second?
12:31I think your sister wants me to leave
12:33What? What makes you think that?
12:34She said, I want you to leave
12:37Oh, I'm sure she didn't mean it
12:38Hey, Kaya
12:39No, no, no
12:40Kaya, Jade thinks you want her to leave
12:42That's not true, is it?
12:43What? No! I'm having so much fun with you!
12:47Huh?
12:50I can't believe you snitched on me
12:52Nobody likes rats
12:57Yup, she was coming for me
12:59And it was mildly terrifying
13:01But I wasn't gonna let some eight and three quarter year old get the best of me
13:04Here's yours, Tulip
13:07Here's yours, Jade
13:14Hot, hot, hot! Wait, what's in this?
13:16Oh, did you say your favorite popcorn topping was ghost pepper?
13:22Oh, yeah, I did
13:27This is so good
13:30I can't tell if that's corn I'm swallowing or the skin on my tongue
13:33Okay, you guys hide, I'll seek
13:38One, two, three, four
13:46Ready or not, here I come
13:49Should've locked the window
13:51What?
13:54Guys, let's go all on the balcony
13:56There's a planetary alignment tonight
13:58That's my favorite kind of alignment
14:00Hold up, guys, I'm kinda stuck here
14:04Oh, no, did someone accidentally glue your zipper shut?
14:10Tully, Jade doesn't wanna come! She hates planets!
14:18Emergency scissors!
14:19Never go to bed without them
14:22While Jade and Tulip were entertaining Kaya
14:24I needed to find out if anyone knew about the incident
14:27The incident
14:28Or one could say if anyone had caught wind of
14:30Just stop!
14:33I knew the person who would know anything would be the person who knows everything
14:36The school gossip, Janine
14:38Hey, girl, hey!
14:39So, uh, for no reason at all, what's the tea? What's a scuttlebutt?
14:43I mean, no one's talking about butts, but what's the word on the street these days?
14:47Well, Sarah and Morgan are in a fight
14:52Because Morgan was at Dana's last night and didn't tell Sarah
14:55But Sarah saw in her stories that Dana made spaghetti pomodoro
15:00Spaghetti pomodoro
15:03Everyone knows that's Sarah's favorite
15:05Savage, right?
15:07The savagest
15:09So, lots about pasta, but nothing about the PSAT?
15:12No, why? What do you mean? Did something happen at the PSAT?
15:14No!
15:15You're hiding something
15:16No, I'm not!
15:18Let's get back to Morgan and Fettuccine Alfredo
15:20What a garbage person!
15:22No, no, no, I can't tell something's up with you
15:24So you gotta tell me or what? Doesn't matter, I'll find out anyway
15:27I'm basically a journalist
15:28Bye!
15:29Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
15:34Hey, Tulip
15:35Which of the Jonas Brothers do I think is the cutest one again?
15:38Is it Nick, Kevin, Joe, or the bonus Jonas?
15:41Honestly, it's too hard to choose
15:42They each bring a lot to the table
15:44Dante, what are you doing here?
15:46You texted me
15:47No, I didn't
15:48Yeah, you did
15:51Hey, Dee, can you save me from this news fest?
15:54I'm having no fun and Tulip's sister is super annoying
15:57Jade!
15:58Tools, no, that wasn't for me
16:00So that's what's going on?
16:01You made it seem like Kaia didn't like you
16:03But really, you don't like her
16:05That's not true
16:06I was wondering why Kaia was in the bathroom crying
16:08She's probably picking up on your negative energy
16:12No, she's right there, smiling and laughing at me
16:16Kaia's not there
16:17If you're seeing someone, it's probably Frank
16:19The Victorian-era ghost who lives in my house
16:21But you know what he would never do?
16:23Be mean to my little sister
16:25Or invite a boy over when we specifically said no boys
16:28Hey, I'll be 18 in a couple years, so I'm basically a man
16:31Are you?
16:32I'll just go
16:34Tulip, I can explain
16:35I promise I did
16:36You know what?
16:37I don't wanna talk about this anymore
16:38I'm gonna go sleep in the tent tonight with Kaia
16:41Yes!
16:42Oh!
16:43There!
16:44Did you hear that?
16:45It was Kaia!
16:50What the?
16:52If you heard anything, it was probably Frank's wife Martha
16:55She's a real chatty Cathy
16:56We should probably call her Cathy
16:58Meanwhile, Lucas and I finally connected
17:02Sort of
17:03Apparently he thought I had a boyfriend, which I didn't
17:05But I didn't know that's what he was talking about
17:07So things got awkward
17:10Hey, Pose!
17:12Oh, hi Lucas
17:13There's something I've been wanting to talk to you about
17:16I heard about your...
17:17You did?
17:18From who, Janine?
17:19Yeah, she told me everything
17:21Like, in detail
17:22A lot of detail
17:24And ever since she told me, I'm not sure how to be around you
17:29It's not contagious
17:31The truth is, hearing about it just made me sad
17:34Sad?
17:35Yeah, I even talked to my mom about it
17:36You told your mom?
17:38It's just the way Janine described it, it sounded pretty serious
17:43Is it?
17:44I... I... I... I don't...
17:48It's cool
17:49Um, I guess I just want to let you know that I know
17:53And... I hope we can still be friends
17:58He hopes we can still be friends?
18:01Good morning, sweetheart
18:10Jade?
18:12What's going on?
18:14Where's Tulip?
18:15Oh, no, she's at school
18:16I'm late
18:17But I don't care
18:18Because I just want to let you know that you went too far
18:21And got my best friend mad at me
18:23That's the line
18:24You crossed it
18:26Scale of one to ten
18:28Guess how much revenge I'm gonna get on you
18:30Um... five?
18:32Eight and three quarters
18:35Boop!
18:39Kaya went too far when she messed with Tulip and my friendship
18:42So I had to get payback
18:43And I can honestly say I did not stoop to her level
18:48I went way lower
18:51My prank was perfect
18:53Kaya would walk in
18:54Be distracted by a shiny object
18:56Causing her to trip on the trip wire
18:59Triggering the hydraulic system I had rigged to spray her with honey
19:03And fall into a kiddie pool filled with rainbow sprinkles
19:08But then I remembered Kaya was eight
19:10How could I pull a huge prank like that on a little girl?
19:12Well, guess what?
19:13I did it because this happened
19:15Hey, Jade!
19:16Ooh, shiny object!
19:17Wait, Tulip, no!
19:18What the?
19:19Ah!
19:20Honey!
19:21Sprinkles!
19:22Who did this?
19:23Ghost Frank!
19:24If it was you, you've gone too far this time!
19:29Tulip, I'm so sorry
19:30It was me and that wasn't supposed to happen
19:31That prank was meant for Kaya, not you
19:33Kaya?
19:34What's going on?
19:35Why don't you like my sister?
19:37I do!
19:38She doesn't like me!
19:39She's been messing with me since the second she got here!
19:41You keep saying that, but it makes no sense!
19:43Why would Kaya mess with you?
19:44She knows how much I care about you
19:46You're like a sister to me
19:48That's the problem
19:49Ah!
19:50I'm your sister, not her!
19:53Of course you are!
19:54What are you talking about?
19:55I'm jealous of Jade, okay?
19:57It feels like she's taking my place
19:59Oh my gosh!
20:01Wait, is that what this was all about?
20:04Kaya, I could never replace you
20:06But, Tuli, you made a pillow fight with her
20:09And she knows so much about you
20:12But that doesn't mean she's replacing you
20:14Jade's my best friend
20:16But you're my family
20:17And family's forever
20:19Forever ever?
20:20Forever ever
20:22I love you, Kaya
20:23I love you too, Tuli
20:25Koala hug?
20:26No way!
20:27You're all sticky!
20:29Yeah, about that
20:30I'm the only one who didn't do anything wrong here
20:32Why am I the one covered in goo?
20:34The sticky lady ain't wrong
20:39Wow, I did a good job because this is nasty
20:43Nasty
20:44I kinda like it
20:46Jade, I'm sorry I messed with you
20:50You're actually pretty cool
20:52For a normal-brained person
20:54Thanks, you're pretty cool too
20:57For an eight-year-old
20:59Eight and three-quarters
21:01Boop!
21:02Boop!
21:05While Jade and Tulop were being all cute
21:07And hugs and rainbow sprinkles
21:08I was full-on freaking out
21:10I truly believed Janine knew what happened
21:12And was gonna tell the whole school
21:13So I did something that in retrospect
21:15I'm still like
21:16Why, Posey? Why?
21:20Listen up, people
21:21Some of you may have heard about a certain incident
21:23Regarding me and...
21:25A noise
21:26Well, I'm here to take ownership of my story
21:29Because it is mine to tell
21:30Just like Joan of Arc deserved to tell her story
21:34Wait, you really compared Joan of Arc, a young woman
21:37Who sacrificed herself for her beliefs to your...
21:39You weren't there, you don't know
21:42The rumors are true
21:43Earlier this week, I...
21:45And then I said it
21:46I said it in front of the whole school
21:49That's right, I did it, what's the big deal?
21:55I'm not ashamed
21:57Okay, I'm very ashamed
21:59But I'm already standing on the table
22:00And I'm having a hard time getting out of this tone of voice
22:10Attention courtyard
22:12My name is Lucas Jasper
22:15And Posey's right, it's not a big deal
22:17We all do it
22:19In fact, I'll do it right now
22:24And then he did it
22:25In front of the whole school
22:26To take the spotlight off of me
22:28And it worked
22:29Because it was silly
22:30And it was Lucas Jasper
22:31And his hair looked amazing
22:32And we all laughed and moved on
22:34It was the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me
22:44You know what?
22:45I actually kind of like that story
22:47Aww
22:54Hey, do you guys want a bit of pillow fort again?
22:57Like, together?
22:59Hello?
23:00Uh-huh
23:01Uh-huh
23:02Tulip, it's for you
23:05Go for Tulip?
23:06Uh-huh
23:07Uh-huh
23:08Uh-huh
23:09What?
23:10No
23:11I'll tell her right now
23:12They say that's an amazing idea
23:14Yay!
23:17You know what?
23:18This sounds fun, but
23:20Why don't I let you two have some sister time
23:22Before Kaya heads back to college?
23:24Thanks, Jade
23:25Hope I see you next time I'm home
23:27Bye
23:28Bye
23:29I'm so happy to finally have some time alone
23:33With my big sister
23:36Tools, stop everything
23:37I have so much to tell you
23:38Seriously?
23:39Who's this one?
23:41Kaya, this is Posey
23:42My other best friend
23:44Posey?
23:45Oh, I heard about you
23:47You're the one who fu-
23:48You're the one who fu-
23:49You're the one who pus-
23:51... x2
23:52You're the one who fu-
24:10How many of those monsters deals?
24:16Do do do do?
24:17High five.
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