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00:00Previously on Georgia and Mandy's First Married.
00:04Jim, we have a situation.
00:08What's going on?
00:09I found this in Connor's bathroom.
00:12What am I looking at?
00:14A pregnancy test.
00:17Oh, my God. Did he get that girl pregnant?
00:19I don't know.
00:20Okay, everything's fine.
00:22You talk to him?
00:23Better. I went to the drugstore and got the pregnancy test instructions.
00:27Jim!
00:28One line is negative.
00:29She's not pregnant.
00:30Oh, thank God.
00:32No kidding.
00:33But you still have to talk to him.
00:35Wow, we're good.
00:39Yes?
00:40We need to talk.
00:44Look, I don't know what's going on in your personal life.
00:47She broke up with me.
00:56Still an old corner, huh?
00:57He hasn't been out of his room all day.
01:00Poor guy.
01:02He'll be down when he's ready.
01:04Are you sure he's still up there? My sister runs away all the time.
01:07Yeah, I don't think he can run away from home at 27.
01:10I wouldn't know all my children are still here.
01:13He didn't run away. I heard him moving around.
01:17You were listening at his door?
01:18It's called parenting, and I'm good at it.
01:22I'll check on him after dinner.
01:24Oh, thank you. That's so sweet.
01:25Hold on. What are you going to say?
01:27Don't know. I don't usually think about stuff before I say it.
01:31We're working on that.
01:32Just remember, he's in a vulnerable place.
01:36I know.
01:37Oh, and don't badmouth Chloe, because if they get back together, you look like a jerk.
01:40Like this one did with Georgie?
01:42That was different. I also said those things to his face.
01:47We're working on that.
01:50And don't say nice things about Chloe, either.
01:52We don't want him trying to get her back.
01:54Y'all, I've been dumped before. I know how bad it feels.
01:57Oh, my God. I married you and gave you a baby. Move on.
01:59Oh, my God.
02:29Yes?
02:34Hey, it's Georgie. Brought you some food.
02:36No, thanks.
02:38Are you sure? It's meatloaf.
02:41The end piece?
02:43All burnt and chewy.
02:46Thanks.
02:47Hold on.
02:48What?
02:49I was thinking we could hang out and talk a bit.
02:51I'd rather not. Wasn't really asking.
02:56I just want you to know I get what you're going through.
02:59You do?
03:00When your sister broke up with me, it hurt like hell.
03:03Couldn't eat. Couldn't sleep.
03:05Couldn't even turn on Baywatch.
03:08And they just added Yasmine Blake.
03:12Well, I feel like...
03:16Hold on.
03:17Hi. I was just...
03:25Okay. Talk to me.
03:35Everything was good.
03:36But when she thought she was pregnant, it all changed.
03:40Been there.
03:41She didn't see me as a struggling musician anymore.
03:43Suddenly, I was a guy without a job who lives with his parents and can barely take care of himself.
03:49You don't know that.
03:51She said those actual words.
03:54Yeah.
03:55It's not like she has her life together.
03:57Her music's not going anywhere.
03:59Her family doesn't talk to her.
04:00You've got every right to be upset.
04:02I'm going to call her and tell her how I feel.
04:04No, no. No. You don't want to do that.
04:07Why not?
04:07I'm hurting. Why shouldn't she?
04:10Trust me.
04:10There's no version of you making her feel guilty that goes your way.
04:13But it'll feel so good.
04:16Bro, I'm telling you, you've got to ride this one out.
04:20I don't know if I can.
04:23Whatever you want to say to her, say to me.
04:25That's silly.
04:26Try it. Might make you feel better.
04:29Fine.
04:33How could you do this?
04:34You said you loved me.
04:36Keep going.
04:37I trusted you, and you'd turn around and break my heart.
04:42Let it out.
04:42We wrote songs together.
04:44I introduced you to my family.
04:46We had mind-blowing monkey sex every day for a month.
04:50And it's out.
04:55Oh, I hate to see him like this.
04:58Oh, heartbreak's just a part of growing up.
05:00You know, there was a time we didn't know if he'd even have friends,
05:03let alone a girlfriend.
05:04And look at what she did to him.
05:07He saw a naked woman.
05:08Take the win.
05:11How can you put a positive spin on this?
05:14Well, you know, we thought he might be alone forever.
05:18Instead, there was a girl.
05:19He had a pregnancy scare.
05:22Or he had a pregnancy scare.
05:27Not funny.
05:30This is a good thing, Audrey.
05:31You know, it's kind of like Pinocchio.
05:34He's becoming a real boy.
05:37So what was he before?
05:40This is a good thing, Audrey.
05:41Hey.
05:50Hey.
05:52What?
05:52What the hell?
05:54What if I call her, but I promise to stay calm?
05:57Dude, I've been over this.
05:59You've got to be strong.
06:01I feel like I'm going crazy.
06:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
06:05Now get out.
06:05But I'm hurting.
06:08I know.
06:09Get out.
06:11Why don't we let her sleep and you and me watch a movie?
06:13Get your mind off things.
06:15What are you thinking?
06:16It's hard to be sad watching Jim Carrey.
06:18I don't know if I'm in the mood for a comedy.
06:20Stephen King, Cujo, Shining, Pet Sematary.
06:23You know I heard Shawshank Redemption is Stephen King.
06:25You don't say.
06:26Oh, my God.
06:27Get out.
06:33Are you sure I shouldn't see Rocky 1, 2, and 3 first?
06:38Nah.
06:394 is really when the series finds itself.
06:46Fine.
06:46I don't want to talk to you anymore either.
06:49You were right.
06:50Shouldn't have called her.
06:52What, you called?
06:54Adrian flew to Russia to support Rocky,
06:56and I believed in love again.
06:58I mean, I told you it would make things worse.
07:00I couldn't help it.
07:02Where's your backbone, man?
07:03I'm doing my best.
07:05If you're not going to listen to me, leave me out of it.
07:07What is going on out here?
07:09He called her.
07:10You called her?
07:11I called her.
07:13Why would you do that?
07:14I told him not to.
07:16How many times am I going to get woken up over this?
07:18He called her.
07:19Why would you do that?
07:20Don't be mean to him.
07:21Okay, Cece.
07:26It's time to play Put the Toys Away.
07:29Can you help Mommy?
07:32Sorry.
07:32You're busy.
07:33Why don't you get back to me?
07:36Hello.
07:37What's up?
07:38Can you help me make a resume?
07:40Why?
07:41I need to get my life together.
07:44Okay.
07:45Pick up all this crap, and I'll go get the laptop.
07:46Sure.
07:48Come on, Cece.
07:49Help Uncle Connor.
07:56You ever made a resume before?
07:58I've never seen a resume before.
08:01Okay, well, here's mine.
08:03We can use it as a template.
08:06You type 75 words a minute.
08:08Do you want my help or not?
08:10You have so much experience.
08:12I have none.
08:14That's okay.
08:14Let's just start with education.
08:16You graduated high school.
08:20Barely.
08:21You went to college.
08:22I crashed and burned in six weeks.
08:24Well, that's way more than Georgie, and he runs a business.
08:26Are you trying to make me feel worse?
08:29Okay, what about skills?
08:34You play like every instrument.
08:36Look how far it's gotten me.
08:38I even suck at girls, and that's the one thing musicians are good at.
08:43Okay, let's at least put down your phone number.
08:44What, so my mommy can answer when they call?
08:48All right.
08:49New plan.
08:50Day drinking.
08:52That is the time-honored refuge of the downtrodden.
08:55Yep, and another thing musicians are really good at.
08:58I remember when me and my first boyfriend broke up.
09:08Was that Dan?
09:09You remember him?
09:11He used to call me con-nerd.
09:15Yeah, he was great.
09:17What's going on here?
09:19I'm drinking my problems away.
09:21Isn't it a little early?
09:22What's in your hand?
09:26Cheers.
09:28Have you ever dealt with anything like this?
09:31A breakup?
09:32Sure.
09:32Really?
09:33You and mom broke up?
09:34I wasn't only with your mother.
09:36I had a life.
09:37I sowed my oats.
09:38Ew.
09:40Hey, if it wasn't for my oats, you wouldn't be here.
09:42So, uh, who was she?
09:47Uh, Pamela Jenkowski.
09:50Yeah, she was two years older than me in all the right places.
09:55Ew!
09:57Used to walk her home from school, carried her books,
10:00gave her my class ring to wear.
10:03Then her dad got transferred and they moved away.
10:06Aw.
10:07Yeah, well, you know, we promised we'd ride,
10:09but, uh, one letter a week turned into one letter a month.
10:13And finally, got a box in the mail with my ring in it
10:18and a note that, uh, said she'd, uh, met someone else.
10:32But I'm over it.
10:39And here's your keys.
10:41Thanks.
10:42Oh, you like Pearl Jam?
10:43Yeah.
10:44Cool.
10:45I don't mean to be rude, but do you have a boyfriend?
10:48You asking me out?
10:50No, no.
10:50I'm married.
10:51But my brother-in-law's single, and he loves music.
10:54I saw Pearl Jam a couple years ago.
10:56And didn't?
10:57Yeah.
10:58I was at that show.
10:59So good.
11:00Yeah.
11:01What are you doing?
11:02It's called customer service.
11:03You're hitting on her.
11:05You're hitting on her.
11:06For Connor.
11:07Great guy.
11:08More hair than this one.
11:10I'm gonna go now.
11:13Can I at least get your number?
11:14Or can I?
11:17Congratulations.
11:18You scared her all.
11:19She'll be back.
11:21How do you know?
11:22She got a Subaru with 180,000 miles on it.
11:25She needs me.
11:25She needs me.
11:31Oh!
11:33Yeah!
11:34Drink, sucker!
11:36Why are you so good at this?
11:38Six years of college, sucker!
11:43What is going on?
11:46Mandy's showing us what she learned in college.
11:49That Dad paid for it, because he's a what?
11:52Sucker!
11:53So this is your plan?
11:57Get him drunk?
11:58Dad was actually telling me about the first time he got dumped.
12:01Ugh.
12:02Pamela Jankowski.
12:04You're just jealous because she took my flower.
12:07Ew!
12:09How much have you had to drink?
12:11And who's watching CeCe?
12:13Oh, relax, Captain Buzzkill.
12:15I dropped her off at Mary's on the beer run.
12:18I'm not Captain Buzzkill.
12:20Great.
12:21There you go.
12:23There's a ping-pong ball in there.
12:25Oop.
12:26Sorry.
12:29So did anyone ever break your heart?
12:32Actually, I've never been dumped.
12:34Blame!
12:36Hey.
12:37Just because I did the breaking up doesn't mean it was easy.
12:40It's hard to be that person, too.
12:43Blame!
12:44Blame!
12:44Blame!
12:45Blame!
12:45Blame!
12:45Blame!
12:46Blame!
12:46Blame!
12:46Blame!
12:47Blame!
12:47Blame!
12:48Blame!
12:49Blame!
12:50Blame!
12:51Blame!
12:52Blame!
12:52Blame!
12:53Blame!
12:53What's going on?
12:54Beer pong!
12:55You're on my team.
12:59Who's watching the baby?
13:00She's at your mother's, Captain Buzzkill.
13:04There you go.
13:05Oh, you know what we should do?
13:08Order a pizza?
13:08No.
13:10Well, yes.
13:11Yes.
13:13But also, box up everything that Chloe left in your room
13:19and set it on fire.
13:21Yeah!
13:22Screw that bitch.
13:24Hold on.
13:25Let's all take a little break.
13:27Nobody's setting anything on fire.
13:29It's official.
13:31You married a dork.
13:38This is so nice.
13:41Getting drunk as a family.
13:45Thank you for today.
13:46Oh, don't thank me.
13:49Thank Lone Star.
13:51I know what I need to do now.
13:53You try and call her, I will kill you.
13:56No, I'm going to buckle down and focus on my music.
13:59Good for you.
14:00Well, are you going to start a band?
14:02Or teach?
14:03Better.
14:05I'm going to write some songs and send them to Dr. Demento.
14:09He is a psychiatrist.
14:13He's a DJ.
14:14He plays all kinds of cool underground stuff on his show.
14:18I'm sorry.
14:20The plan to turn your life around is sending a tape
14:22to someone named Demento.
14:25Dr. Demento.
14:26Ah.
14:28Didn't mean to diminish his medical degree.
14:31I need to get to work.
14:37He's going to live here forever.
14:39Or, he's going to live here forever.
15:09Is that the song?
15:14It's sounding good, Bubba.
15:16No, this is just a little pump-up music I wrote
15:18to get myself psyched to write the song.
15:21Oh, like Rocky's training music.
15:23Exactly.
15:28I finished my song.
15:29Oh, play it.
15:31Play it.
15:32It's called Do the Axolotl.
15:35I'm already confused.
15:38An axle what?
15:40An axolotl.
15:41It's a Mexican salamander.
15:42Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
15:45An axolotl.
15:50Coughing up blood on the side of the road.
15:53I've been run over by a heavy load.
15:58But life's no issue when I regenerate my tissue to the axolotl.
16:10More confused.
16:13It's about the breakup.
16:16How is this about the breakup?
16:19I did some research, and it turns out an axolotl
16:22is one of the few creatures on Earth that
16:24can regenerate its own heart.
16:26That's what I'm hoping to do.
16:29Why didn't you say that in the song?
16:31I did.
16:31Were you even listening?
16:38It's so good, sweetie.
16:40So you get it?
16:42It's so good, sweetie.
16:56Bye.
17:01Bye.
17:02Bye.
17:02Bye.
17:03Bye.
17:05Do the axolotl.
17:32Do the axolotl.
17:35Coughing up blood on the side of the road.
17:44I've been run over by a heavy load.
17:47Catchy.
17:49But life's no issue.
17:51When I regenerate my tissue.
17:54Do the axolotl.
17:56I like it.
18:05Do the axolotl.
18:12Do the axolotl.
18:14Do the axolotl.
18:16Do the axolotl.
18:18Do the axolotl.
18:25Do the axolotl.
18:27Do the axolotl.
18:29Do the axolotl.
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