Can I Date Your Son?

Barstool Sports

12/12/2023

Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani

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00:00 Has anyone ever told you guys that you just have the cutest son I've ever seen?

00:05 I just want to grab his face and squeeze it.

00:08 Not this one or the other one?

00:10 Welcome back to my channel.

00:11 My name is Dani Jackal and today I'm at CU Boulder and it's family weekend and I'm going

00:15 to be asking parents, can I date your son?

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00:25 Mom, quick question for you because I just want to make sure it's cool.

00:28 Should I hook up with your son?

00:30 Yes, say yes.

00:32 100%.

00:33 Oh, okay.

00:34 Let me get your number then.

00:35 I don't know what this is.

00:36 I don't know.

00:37 It can be like one and done.

00:38 It doesn't need to be anything serious but I just want to make sure it's cool with mama.

00:41 I don't know.

00:43 Okay, well.

00:44 We'll be in touch then.

00:46 Yeah.

00:47 Love you.

00:48 Love you too.

00:49 Did you create this beautiful creature?

00:50 Yes, we did.

00:51 Oh my gosh.

00:52 Do you know the creature?

00:53 Hi.

00:54 I think I just fell in love.

00:55 Oh.

00:56 I like how they build these drills.

00:57 Thank you.

00:59 What's your name?

01:00 I'm your future daughter-in-law.

01:01 Oh, hey.

01:02 Nice to meet you.

01:03 Nice to meet you.

01:04 Is it okay if I get your son's number?

01:05 Go for it.

01:06 What are you studying?

01:07 Business.

01:08 How about you?

01:09 Chemistry.

01:10 Oh, I think we have some of that.

01:11 Yeah.

01:12 Are you a police?

01:13 I am not.

01:14 Because it should be illegal for your son to look this good.

01:15 Thank you.

01:16 Can I get your number?

01:17 Well, if it's cool with the parents.

01:18 Yeah, sure.

01:19 Is it cool with you guys?

01:20 Yeah.

01:21 Okay.

01:22 It's got to make sure mommy and dad are happy.

01:23 Yeah.

01:24 Okay.

01:25 It's got to make sure mommy and daddy are on the same side, you know?

01:30 What's your name?

01:32 Danny.

01:33 Oh my God, same.

01:34 Your name is Danny as well?

01:35 That's like a match made in heaven.

01:36 There's no way I just met my Danny.

01:37 Should we name her Kid Danny too?

01:38 A kid?

01:39 Then we can have like a squad of Dannys.

01:40 Mr. Danny Jr.?

01:41 Yeah.

01:42 Might as well.

01:43 Okay, cute.

01:44 I'll hit you up.

01:45 Sounds good.

01:46 See ya.

01:47 You too.

01:48 Where do you get that pizza?

01:49 Oh, we got it at Alice's.

01:50 I was just wondering, like, any way I could get a pizza?

01:51 I mean, look at your son, just pizza dad.

01:58 Nah.

01:59 Is that one more?

02:00 It's all good.

02:01 Thank you.

02:02 We're good.

02:03 Oh, okay.

02:04 Sorry, I just can't stop taking my eyes off you and I just want to see if it's cool with

02:11 the rent, if I could go out with you.

02:14 Sure, you can take my number.

02:17 Okay.

02:18 Yeah.

02:19 Cool.

02:20 Okay.

02:21 So, what's up?

02:22 Did you supply the sperm to this genetically gifted young man?

02:23 It was me.

02:24 Oh my gosh, that's awesome.

02:25 Any way I could date your son?

02:26 Yes.

02:27 And even mama, is it cool with you?

02:28 Yes.

02:29 Absolutely.

02:30 Okay.

02:31 Can we get pictures with you guys?

02:32 Yeah.

02:33 Is this our holiday card already?

02:34 Can you take one?

02:35 I would love that.

02:36 Thank you.

02:37 Should we get some mom and some dad?

02:38 We could.

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