Picking Up Guys With A Bush! Pt. 2

Barstool Sports

9/26/2023

Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani

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00:00 Should I get one of your numbers?

00:01 - Yeah.

00:02 - Okay.

00:03 Welcome back to my channel.

00:06 My name is Vandy Jackal,

00:07 and today I'm in Miami Beach,

00:08 and I'm gonna be picking up guys with a bush, part two.

00:11 Where are you going?

00:12 - Just about to go sell.

00:14 - Oh, you're not gonna come to my house?

00:16 - What does that mean?

00:20 - Oh, I don't know.

00:20 I was thinking we could hang out.

00:22 - You're the first girl that has ever asked me that

00:24 right there.

00:25 - Oh, stop.

00:26 Well, let me get your number here.

00:29 (laughing)

00:30 You about to go to the beach right now with that?

00:33 - With what?

00:33 - Come on.

00:36 That look like my hair.

00:39 Right there in your bikini, right there.

00:41 That's my phone number.

00:43 - Okay.

00:44 Can I sit here?

00:44 How you doing?

00:46 Good.

00:49 Just trying to air out the bush.

00:50 - Is that a bush?

00:52 - Yeah, you like it?

00:53 No?

00:58 Not your thing?

01:00 - Not my thing.

01:01 - All right, well, I'm just gonna kick it.

01:04 Was gonna ask for your number, but nevermind.

01:07 - That's fine.

01:08 We can shave it off.

01:09 - Oh, no, no, no.

01:10 I'm keeping it.

01:11 - Maybe we braid it, I don't know.

01:14 - Braiding?

01:15 You wanna braid?

01:15 - I'll try.

01:17 - Can you braid even?

01:18 I feel like, can you practice on my hair?

01:21 Practice.

01:22 Let's see if you can actually.

01:24 - I'm bad at braiding.

01:25 - Are you guys like, dating?

01:28 - You can hear him?

01:29 - Yeah.

01:30 Okay, well, I just wanted to.

01:30 - You got girlfriends?

01:31 - What?

01:32 - You got girlfriends?

01:33 - Do I got girlfriends?

01:34 Yeah, of course.

01:35 - What are you guys doing tonight?

01:36 - Well, I don't know.

01:37 Let's find out.

01:38 Should I get one of your numbers?

01:39 - Yeah.

01:40 - Okay.

01:41 - What's your name?

01:44 - Danny, what's yours?

01:45 - I'm Neil, that's Joel.

01:47 - Nice to meet you guys.

01:48 I just think you're like hot ass,

01:50 and I was thinking of maybe grabbing your digies.

01:53 - Your digies?

01:53 - Yeah.

01:54 - I never heard that one before.

01:55 - So, is that a yes?

01:57 - Yeah, of course.

01:57 - Very cool.

01:58 - You have lovely eyes, by the way.

02:00 - Thank you.

02:00 - Yeah.

02:01 Actually, what's your name, by the way?

02:02 - Danny, what's yours?

02:04 - My name is Ody.

02:05 - Oh my gosh, I love olives.

02:07 - You love olives?

02:08 - Mm-hmm.

02:09 - Yeah, it's delicious, huh?

02:10 - You're delicious.

02:11 - You look delicious.

02:12 You look scrumptious.

02:13 - Oh, thank you.

02:14 - Where are you from?

02:15 - Diend?

02:16 - Where is that?

02:17 - Deez Nuts.

02:18 Nah, I'm just kidding.

02:19 - Dienda, Dienda, Dienda.

02:20 It's Dienda.

02:21 - Okay.

02:22 - I said Dienda, and Danny said.

02:23 - The end of Deez Nuts.

02:24 - Deez Nuts, yeah.

02:26 Anybody could we take a photo of me?

02:28 Thank you.

02:29 Are they cute?

02:33 Okay.

02:35 I like your bathing suit.

02:38 - Thanks.

02:38 - What are you doing?

02:40 - You guys.

02:41 - You?

02:41 I hope.

02:42 - What's your number, please?

02:43 - Here, put it in my phone.

02:45 Thanks.

02:48 So, where are you going right now?

02:49 - What beach are you going right now?

02:52 - I think I need to go poop,

02:54 but I'll meet you at the beach.

02:56 - Yeah, text me.

02:57 I got my number.

02:57 - Okay, cool.

02:58 - What's your name again?

02:59 - Danny.

03:00 - Danny, I'm Jake.

03:01 - Nice to meet you, Jake.

03:02 - Nice to meet you too.

03:02 - Working hard or hardly working?

03:03 - As you can tell.

03:04 - Yeah, you're a little drippy.

03:06 - Yeah.

03:07 - Nice.

03:07 - That's a compliment.

03:08 - I'll take it.

03:09 - You're drippy.

03:10 (laughing)

03:11 - Yeah, it's as good as it gets in there.

03:12 - Got that swag, baby boy.

03:13 - You're so clean, and your skin's just

03:15 - Oh, thank you.

03:16 - Absorbing the sun nicely.

03:17 - Thank you.

03:18 - Can I absorb your number in my phone?

03:20 (laughing)

03:21 - You live here?

03:22 - Yeah.

03:22 - Nice.

03:23 What are you doing tonight?

03:24 - Hopefully, yeah, so.

03:25 (laughing)

03:26 - Nice, can't touch you.

03:27 - Yeah, I need to definitely do some shaving

03:28 and whatnot, you know?

03:30 (laughing)

03:31 - All right.

03:31 - So.

03:32 - Let's catch up soon.

03:33 - Okay, sounds good.

03:34 - All right, Danny.

03:35 - See ya.

03:36 - See ya.

03:36 (upbeat music)

03:37 - How you doing?

03:38 - Better now that I'm looking at you.

03:39 - For real?

03:40 - Yeah.

03:41 - Looks good.

03:42 Got my Instagram.

03:43 - Okay, hold on.

03:44 Let me get my phone.

03:44 (baby crying)

03:45 Oh, oh no.

03:47 Just dropped my phone.

03:48 - Sorry, I have to come through right here.

03:49 I'm gonna let you know.

03:50 - I don't, I gotta cover up.

03:52 Hold on.

03:53 Where do you think you're going

03:53 without those digies in your phone?

03:55 - With those digits?

03:56 - Yeah.

03:57 - For what?

03:58 - For me to give to you.

03:59 Are you down?

04:00 - Yeah, sure.

04:01 - Okay.

04:02 - Where you from?

04:02 - Bushtown.

04:03 - Where's that?

04:04 - You're looking at it.

04:05 - Yeah.

04:06 (laughing)

04:07 - Yeah.

04:07 - Yeah, apparently.

04:08 - Yeah.

04:09 What are your thoughts?

04:10 - Ah.

04:11 - Bushy?

04:13 - Yeah, yeah, ah.

04:13 - Okay.

04:14 - We'll see, we'll see.

04:15 - Yeah.

04:16 - Yeah, I've gotta go, hey?

04:17 'Cause I gotta meet a guy up here.

04:18 But, nice shot.

04:18 - You're meeting another girl?

04:20 - Yeah, I'm going up here.

04:21 - You're talking to another girl?

04:23 - No, my friend.

04:23 My friend's up there.

04:24 - Okay, you better watch it, bud.

04:25 Where are you going?

04:26 - Pointe du Vichy.

04:27 - Oh my god, can I come?

04:28 - Of course.

04:29 - You know what, actually,

04:30 I'm waiting for one of my friends.

04:31 Can I just get your number right now

04:32 and then I'll meet you guys there?

04:35 - I'll just get my Instagram.

04:38 I'll get my Instagram.

04:39 - Why not the phone number?

04:40 - 'Cause I don't have a phone number.

04:43 - Yeah, no, I'm just (beep)

04:44 - I'm filming a video.

04:45 - I'm totally messing around.

04:47 What you were just seeing is fake.

04:48 It's like a fake bush.

04:50 - I was like, you're the first person I ever met.

04:53 - No, I'm picking up guys in the bush.

04:55 - Oh, yeah.

04:56 - Yeah.

04:57 - All right.

04:58 - It's not real.

04:59 So, maybe you saw that.

05:00 I'm not sure.

05:01 - Yeah, I heard you.

05:02 - I could tell you were like, oh, what the (beep)

05:04 - She's like, did you see the bush?

05:06 - Is it okay with you if you're in the video?

05:08 - Yeah, yeah, that's what's up.

05:09 That's cool.

05:10 - Thank you guys so much for watching the video.

05:11 I hope you enjoyed it.

05:12 And if you did, please be sure to give it

05:13 a big thumbs up, comment below, subscribe,

05:14 and follow me on the rest of my social platforms.

05:16 I gotta go take this bush off,

05:17 and I'll see you in the next video.

05:18 Bye.

05:19 (upbeat music)

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