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00:00I'm Elise. You're Barbara. I've seen you in my fine arts class.
00:14I came here to be a protest artist.
00:16Camel!
00:17Shut the fuck up!
00:18I was reacting.
00:19Where are our rights?
00:20Let him film, you fugly dog!
00:21Fuck the patriarchy!
00:23Kill all men!
00:24Let's go teach him a lesson.
00:25Go fucking gorilla of shit.
00:27Detectives confirmed the victim was footballer Scott Nichols.
00:32We have to go to the police.
00:33No way.
00:34They'll think we did it.
00:35If you bury the evidence, they won't find anything.
00:37We got away with it.
00:57Control of my mind if you wanna party.
01:00I gotta see through body.
01:02I'm seeing through my body tonight.
01:06Fuck off with your jokes and your picket fence.
01:09I like being joked without a pretense.
01:12You can hide behind your clothes like nobody knows.
01:18Call me Wednesday, Adams.
01:21I'm a cheeky frit.
01:22Mistress to your madam on a Friday night.
01:25Hide my number in your phone like nobody knows.
01:33Oh, no.
01:34Oh, Nicole.
01:35I'm so sorry.
01:36I'll clean all this up.
01:37I promise.
01:38Look, I really do think maybe...
01:41You got the wrong first.
01:43Impression?
01:44No.
01:45Thanks.
01:48It's alright.
01:49Anyways, we...
01:51Babs?
01:52Hey, what the fuck?
01:53You missed yoga this morning?
01:54Yeah, sorry.
01:55Um, I was paying off Rory.
01:57Yeah, how's he holding up?
01:58We bet he must be super lost without Scott.
02:01Yeah.
02:02He is.
02:03He's...
02:04He's super lost.
02:05Who the fuck would do that?
02:06It's like, yes, okay, Scott was a groper.
02:08But only when he was drunk.
02:10Right?
02:11Most of those angry-ass feminists.
02:13They always take things too far.
02:15It's like, remember when they changed all of the signs on the toilets and then no one knew which one to use?
02:19Yes.
02:20Like, what the hell even is an all-gender ambulance?
02:22What does it mean?
02:23It's so fucking annoying.
02:24Is it Rory?
02:26Yes, it is.
02:27He wants me to come back to his room, so...
02:29Aw.
02:30I don't know.
02:31Yeah.
02:32Go to him.
02:33We'll just meet you guys at the kick.
02:34The kick?
02:35Um, isn't that meant to be at the end of the season?
02:36Oh.
02:37He didn't tell you.
02:38Um...
02:39Crazy.
02:40Well, Rory's doing it for Scott this afternoon as symbolism.
02:43Yeah.
02:44Babe, you're coming.
02:45Right?
02:46Of course I am.
02:47Yes.
02:48I'll be there.
02:49Yes.
02:50Okay, yep.
02:51This is a day, just like any other.
02:52So, see you soon.
02:53What?
02:54Hey!
02:55Stop thinking!
02:56Stop thinking!
02:57Stop thinking!
02:58Stop thinking!
02:59Shoot!
03:00Get away from that dog!
03:01Right now!
03:02Away!
03:03Right now!
03:04Hello!
03:05Hello!
03:06Does anyone own this dog?
03:09Does anyone want this dog?
03:11Does anyone want this dog?
03:17This was a truly senseless act.
03:20We have lost a beloved student.
03:23And the integrity of one of our most esteemed heritage listed statues.
03:32I want to assure you that the investigation is in safe hands.
03:37As it's been led by a detective who, 15 years ago, brought down the McKinnon crime family.
03:44The great man himself.
03:46Stuart Roach.
03:47Good.
03:48Ah.
03:49That was a long time ago.
03:50Thank you, Vice Chancellor.
03:51Well, but for now, we have detained an individual for questioning.
04:06We will leave no stone unturned.
04:07So that's good.
04:08Cheers.
04:09I can assure the student body that they will find those responsible.
04:25Then put them away for life.
04:27What did I miss?
04:28What did I miss?
04:29Oh, I'm glad to see you, Vic.
04:30Oh my God.
04:31You're wrong.
04:32Oh my God.
04:33Oh my God.
04:34Oh my God.
04:36Oh my God.
04:37Oh my God.
04:38Oh my God.
04:39Oh my God.
04:43Yeah.
04:44Oh my God.
04:54I didn't do it, you fucks.
04:58I keep telling you I passed out and someone put this shit on me.
05:02I don't know, sir. I'm sort of inclined to believe her.
05:06She was found covered in red paint.
05:08She has radical anti-male beliefs and earlier on that day
05:11she had an altercation with the victim as witnessed by a police officer.
05:14Yeah, but I know her.
05:16She's pretty direct.
05:17I feel like if she did it, she would honestly just tell us.
05:20I wish I killed him. If I did, I would have done it twice.
05:24And that doesn't even make sense.
05:26It's not just Prue. I've had countless complaints about Scott.
05:28He was a bully and a rapist with a drinking problem.
05:31Well, we should have forensics back later today.
05:33Then we'll see whether it puts Prue anywhere near the body.
05:36So rest up, I reckon.
05:45So at some point, are you going to explain the dog?
05:48He was digging around the evidence.
05:51Christ, can you at least try to keep it together today?
05:54Sorry, I think I've run out of vomit.
05:56Now it's just noise.
06:03Who sent it? Was it the killer?
06:05What did I just say?
06:06Hey, maybe it's time we go to the cops.
06:08Okay, or if we can't do that, maybe we try and find the killer.
06:10Elise!
06:11Before we go down, I have a lot on today, okay?
06:13This is just one more small problem, and then everything will be back to normal.
06:18Two small problems.
06:19It's fine. It's fine.
06:21We were wearing masks, and the first thing we did was paint over the camera.
06:25What about the other cameras on campus?
06:27This won't bar.
06:29That's just us getting drunk.
06:31The art space.
06:32Shit.
06:43I'm guessing there's definitely a camera in there, then.
06:45She saw me put the key back yesterday, so it's probably suss if I'm hanging around again.
06:48I thought you said nobody saw you.
06:49Yeah, I lied. Sorry, okay?
06:52I'll go in the back. You text when they're going.
06:53No, no, no. We should stay off our phones for security.
06:56I've got us these.
06:58The box says ages 6 to 11, but the range is legit. They're super sturdy.
07:04And you just had these in your bag?
07:06Yeah, always. My mom and I used to chat when I was working at the deli.
07:14The art for Drangle first, and then the Lord.
07:17Right, so what time can we expect them?
07:19Well, a competent team would be here...
07:21Hey, Mom. What's up?
07:26Elise! What the bloody hell's going on?
07:29A boy is dead!
07:31When you didn't call back, I was so worried. I thought something had happened.
07:34It says kill all men everywhere. I don't think I'm their target.
07:37Oh, that poor boy.
07:39Oh, and his doodle.
07:43You look chalky, darling.
07:45Have you been anxiety-wrenching again?
07:47No, no, no. I'm fine.
07:48My friend and I, we're just working on a special art project,
07:50and it is, uh...
07:51Okay.
07:52It's super stressful.
07:54Well, what friend is this?
07:58Okay, Mom, I have to go.
07:59Wait, Elise, Elise, did you get the...
08:00Oh, Barbara.
08:09They've gone.
08:09Yeah? Thanks for the text.
08:134 p.m. Today.
08:16What?
08:17One thing at a time.
08:19One thing at a time.
08:20I haven't seen any cameras.
08:22Maybe we finally caught a break.
08:23I am so fucked.
08:25Why are you fucked?
08:36Well, because of the murder, they're going to see me creating my cuties.
08:43Uh, so what's the problem?
08:46When I create, I go into a deep trance-like state and often come out changed.
08:50And sometimes, there's liquid.
08:54Okay, so you hump the animals.
08:56No, because most of the liquid is tears.
09:00Oh.
09:02Pleasure to meet you.
09:04So, Peter.
09:06Ivan.
09:07Ideally, the cops, when they get to the camera, there'll be no memory card in it, right?
09:11Well, the same card would be in there, but I would have taken it out and microwaved it for 22 seconds.
09:15What's holding you back from doing this?
09:17Well, I need help reaching the camera when Phoenix is not around, but he comes through here all the time.
09:23I, I guess we could help you with your plan.
09:26Really?
09:26Of course.
09:29Would you excuse us a moment?
09:32Oh, may I?
09:33Oh, yeah, of course.
09:36One of us distracts Phoenix, the other helps the animal.
09:39I'll distract Phoenix.
09:40The mission.
09:41I mean, I will take one for the team and, yeah, I'll distract Phoenix.
09:46Have you got a crush on Phoenix?
09:48What?
09:49No.
09:50Ugh, gross.
09:52Dude, he's a self-congratulatory fake feminist with a non-intimidating jawline.
09:56Yeah, exactly.
09:57So, who wants to spend any time with him, then?
09:59I will take this shite job.
10:01Okay, okay, fine, fine, fine.
10:02You take Phoenix.
10:03Just, you're gonna have to lean into seduction.
10:06Yeah, you, you should do it.
10:17Yeah.
10:18Professor?
10:31Hey!
10:33I was wondering if we could talk about my assignment.
10:38Um, yeah, of course.
10:40My door is always open.
10:41Literally.
10:42Yeah?
10:42Yeah, thanks to the open-door mandate after Professor Walter's misconduct.
10:48Should we get a coffee?
10:54Oh, my God, please be quiet.
10:57I think he's scared of the latter.
10:59He'd make an awesome dog cockroach.
11:02Shush up, dog.
11:03Someone's gonna hear you.
11:04You need to be an alpha.
11:05Stop.
11:06Now.
11:07In animal packs, the alpha is the pack leader.
11:15That should be you.
11:16But the dog knows that you don't have any alpha energy.
11:20Yes, I do.
11:24Sit.
11:24Sit.
11:24You're a post-modern artist.
11:44And I've always seen social media as the louvre of the modern world.
11:49Da Vinci, Rubens, Barbara.
11:52Your profile is your canvas.
11:54You seem distracted, Barbara.
12:00It's Rory, isn't it?
12:02His little tantrum in class the other day.
12:05Look, he's a nice kid and all, but you don't need all that drama.
12:09We're fine.
12:10It's just our thing, you know?
12:13Well, maybe you need someone more mature.
12:17Hmm?
12:19My wife is six years older than me, and she is the absolute best.
12:24What's the time?
12:31Probably looking for me.
12:33Yeah.
12:33I'm supposed to get back to the art space for when the facilities team arrives at 3.30.
12:37Oh.
12:38Whoa.
12:39Shouldn't you just get back there, then?
12:41Oh, no, no.
12:42In a second.
12:42This is more important.
12:43Have you ever been bouldering?
12:46Yeah?
12:46Ivan, pull your pants up.
12:51Uh, I think that's stuck.
12:53Oh.
12:54Oh.
12:55Oh.
12:56Ivan, we need to hurry.
12:58Just maybe I try to go back up again.
13:02Oh!
13:03Oh, my God, Ivan!
13:04Oh, my God, there you are.
13:10I'm so sorry, girl.
13:11I'm just in the middle of something.
13:14What is more important than this, babe?
13:16Okay, I know.
13:17I need to be there for Rory.
13:18I know.
13:18No, no, this is bigger than Rory, Babs.
13:20Okay, Scott's gone.
13:21So they need a new buck and dough, and we've heard that it's between you and Rory and...
13:24And me and Stretch.
13:27Which is, like, absolutely heartbreaking, because I could never choose between the both of you.
13:30The dough.
13:36Hey, Bab, got your coffee.
13:38What the actual beer?
13:40Oh, my God, it's so embarrassing.
13:40He won't again.
13:41Okay, yeah, come on, let's go.
13:43We get it.
13:44Hey, girls.
13:45Hi, Professor.
13:46Oh, my God, what is happening?
13:48Ew.
13:50Okay.
13:52If I was to build you out of clay...
13:54I don't want to know about it.
13:56I'd make you a half mouse, half wolf, because on the outside, you look pathetic.
14:00Dude, this isn't helping.
14:01But on the inside, you are strong, like a wolf.
14:03Oh, I got it.
14:05There you go.
14:06There you go.
14:07You got it.
14:08Oh, no.
14:09I dropped it.
14:12Ivan.
14:13Oh, no.
14:13We need to go.
14:14Okay.
14:14Get me out of this.
14:15A little harder.
14:17Get the card.
14:18I can't see it.
14:20Okay.
14:20Okay, come on.
14:21I'll take a letter.
14:22Get up here now.
14:24Get up here now.
14:24Can I have a little bit of space?
14:31Oh, my God.
14:35No!
14:36I just mean, why don't we show these guys the storey room for a minute?
14:39The facilities are so amazing.
14:41Oh, my God.
14:46Oh, my God.
14:47Oh, my God.
14:51That is so right.
14:55I think you should talk about it.
14:58I don't think I like it.
15:12It's just for you guys.
15:15What the hell?
15:16Is that a dog?
15:17Oh, I have no idea what he's doing in here.
15:20You did it more than else.
15:21I became the alpha.
15:22...as a kind of little quick fix, which was quite cool,
15:25because it meant that we could kick the class.
15:28I should probably head off, too.
15:30Okay.
15:30Bye.
15:31Hey, if you have time,
15:33I'd love to walk you through some animal mash-ups I've been working on.
15:37I have to go.
15:45Do you reckon the blackmailer thinks we did the ARP or the murder, too?
15:48Okay.
15:49Either way, I'm ready.
15:51Oh, God.
15:52Okay.
15:52Okay.
15:53Now I feel amazing.
15:55My gagging's stopped.
15:57I guess when you master your alpha, you master your body.
15:59Calm down, Vin Diesel.
16:01Okay?
16:01We need this sorted stat.
16:02I need to get to Rory's memorial kick.
16:04Why?
16:05I need to be there if I'm going to be the doe.
16:07What's that?
16:08It makes me the leader of my college.
16:09It's basically the reason for my existence.
16:11Uh, team's still trawling through the CCTV,
16:16but half of the cameras don't even have a backup guard.
16:19Bugger.
16:20How many buttons can a kid eat before you start to worry?
16:24What?
16:25Well, my kid found a way into my wife's cardigan.
16:29It's really colourful.
16:29Forensics came back?
16:30Yeah, so, um, Scott's death came through the, uh, head wound
16:35and, um, the body was placed, uh, at the quad 12 hours after the killing.
16:40Any evidence that Prue was there?
16:42Not at this stage.
16:43Great.
16:44So we can let her go?
16:45No, I think that we keep her for as long as we're allowed, right?
16:48Just in case.
16:50Oh, and there was a size 11, uh, men's footprint,
16:54right next to the body.
16:57So we could be looking at a male killer.
16:59I mean, maybe, but it seems unlikely,
17:02considering the artwork.
17:04I mean, it's probably post-contamination.
17:06Oh.
17:07Hey, um,
17:09I've been seeing a female student
17:11on campus.
17:18I don't have much,
17:20but I do have
17:21a strong gut feeling.
17:24No, let's just wait until we see the rest of the CCTV.
17:26Okay?
17:29Listen,
17:33the McKinnon case.
17:37Yes.
17:38The reason you're famous.
17:40Yeah, I was watching some old interviews with you,
17:43and
17:43you seem
17:46pretty different now.
17:49I just feel like
17:50maybe you used to be someone
17:51who would trust
17:52a gut feeling.
17:57You go first,
17:58because let's assume
17:58they don't know you're involved.
18:00Okay.
18:02Yes, go about the space,
18:03text me if it's not safe,
18:04and
18:05be ready to call the cops
18:06if things go bad.
18:07Copy that.
18:08Let's use this.
18:09Can we text on them,
18:14or do we just need to announce
18:15our intentions to everyone around us?
18:19I'll go first.
18:20What the fuck?
18:49There's no one in here.
18:53What kind of blackmailer makes an appointment
18:55and doesn't keep it?
18:57Barbara.
19:01Now's not a good time, Jenny.
19:02Why did you take down
19:03my crochet guard on post?
19:05Seriously?
19:08Fuck off, Jenny.
19:09Okay, we're in the middle
19:09of some main character shit right now.
19:11Hey, Barbara.
19:12What?
19:13I think it's Jenny.
19:15You took down
19:16my crochet guard on post.
19:18I saw it gone when I woke up.
19:20You think you can get away with it?
19:22Now I'm going to tell
19:23the world the truth.
19:25What truth, Jenny?
19:27That you lent us some stockings.
19:29Are you sure the crochet community
19:30is ready for such a huge revelation?
19:32I came into the bathroom.
19:33One of you wasn't wearing pants.
19:36Then I sent her a ransom letter
19:37and both of you turn up.
19:41Which means...
19:42A secret love affair
19:43between a Dutch exchange student
19:45and an influencer
19:46who is pretending to be straight,
19:48therefore cheating
19:49on our jock love boy.
19:51I'm British.
19:51Making love in a toilet.
19:54Putting red dots
19:55all over their clothes.
19:59Classic lesbians.
20:01Jenny, what do you think
20:02a lesbian is?
20:04Can you just...
20:05Just give us a second?
20:09She has all the evidence
20:10they need to convict us.
20:12But still, she has no idea
20:13what she's talking about.
20:13Okay, but what's worse?
20:15Elise, someone smart
20:16who we can reason with
20:17or a turtle fucking wildcard.
20:19I'm not putting her dumb shit
20:20on my feet again.
20:21Don't worry.
20:22I've got this.
20:23These are my demands.
20:28One post of Fortnite
20:29about the benefit of...
20:30Jenny, two things
20:31are gonna happen.
20:32The first,
20:34Barbara and I
20:34are gonna come out
20:35and tell everyone
20:36that we're in a committed relationship.
20:38We are?
20:38We are.
20:39And you'll be cancelled for life
20:40for queer shaming us
20:41and the entire internet
20:43will boycott your flowers.
20:44And the second
20:47is this.
20:55Scary.
20:58Sorry.
20:59I just learned about
21:00being a dog alpha.
21:02They're going to deport me.
21:05I don't like crochet flowers either,
21:07but I can't afford the yarn.
21:09When I left my province,
21:11the agent was fraudulent.
21:12I thought the money I gave him
21:14was for my tuition,
21:15but he took it all.
21:16And now I can't afford
21:18to be here.
21:19Selling my garden
21:20is my only income.
21:22I'm a desperate.
21:24But please,
21:25don't cancel me.
21:27I'll leave your love alone.
21:42type in your bank details.
21:56Why did you do that?
21:58Why did you do that?
22:08She said she was going
22:08to leave us alone.
22:10Anyway,
22:11I guess we did it.
22:12Camera evidence gone,
22:14blackmail and nullified life
22:15feels pretty normal again.
22:16Okay,
22:17what if Prue tells a cop
22:18she saw us that night?
22:19When is Jenny going to figure out
22:20what those red splotches mean?
22:21I mean,
22:21really,
22:21anyone could have seen us that night.
22:23I thought you said...
22:27You were right.
22:27You were right.
22:27Okay,
22:27this is just going to keep
22:28coming at us.
22:30There's only one way
22:31to get our lives back.
22:34Oh,
22:34shit.
22:36Oh,
22:36shit.
22:53All right,
22:54move on.
22:55Hey,
22:55just say,
22:56it's my two knees.
22:58Excuse me,
22:59I don't mind.
23:01That could be my friend.
23:01Can you stop it?
23:02Let's get away.
23:03Let's get back.
23:07Whoa,
23:08whoa,
23:08whoa,
23:08get back.
23:09Get back.
23:10Get back.
23:11Get back.
23:11Get back.
23:11What?
23:12It's friend.
23:14Hang out,
23:15love tonight.
23:16Bye.
23:19We need to find this psycho.
23:21We need to take her to jail
23:22and get our fucking lives back.
23:24Look.
23:50Too long.
23:53Too long.
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