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00:00We are looking for information regarding this bracelet.
00:14You still have that bracelet, right?
00:16You don't own one of these, do you?
00:18That cop's on to me.
00:19And I have to keep a very needy Roy happy to be the doe.
00:22All we need to do is find the killer.
00:23So we're looking for a feminist with keys to the therapy room.
00:26What the fuck?
00:27I thought you were the killers.
00:28You have keys to the women's therapy room.
00:30Two men killed.
00:31This is a feminist agenda and fight.
00:34What were you saying about the boys calming down?
00:37Did you just?
00:37Yep.
00:38I guess she remembers us then.
00:41So, what do we see?
00:44Come on, we're all adults here.
00:45We all have brains.
00:46We have thoughts and feelings.
00:47What are we seeing?
00:49Women licking jam off a car?
00:53Yes.
00:54Women licking jam off a car.
00:56From Alan Kaprow's landmark happening series from the 1960s.
01:03Yes.
01:03So, when we describe something as art, we make art.
01:08And let's apply this to our own context.
01:15Ooh.
01:17Yeah, I know.
01:17I thought that might get your attention.
01:20This is a raw, primal attack on toxic masculinity so rarely seen in Australian culture.
01:27And then we have this.
01:37I'd say immature, petulant, flaccid attempt to curb feminine rage.
01:45It's gross.
01:46It actually took a lot more, right?
01:52At least...
01:55Oh!
01:55Sorry.
01:57Too close.
01:57I knew it.
02:00Hey.
02:02Who really wants you to come tonight?
02:03Oh, me.
02:04Why?
02:04Just be there.
02:08Wish someone was excited for me to go to a party.
02:11I wonder if that flyer admits too.
02:14I'm sure it does.
02:14Sorry, I have to go.
02:15I need to find Barbara.
02:16Sorry.
02:17Ow, my way.
02:17Ow, ow, ow, ow.
02:20So we've abandoned the hotline that was just overrun with prank calls and...
02:31Dick pics.
02:33So we've set up a physical tip-off box as well.
02:36And re last night, obviously it's not ideal,
02:39but we have arrested the students responsible for the counter-protest and for burning the effigy.
02:44Yes, I called the commissioner about that.
02:46He's an old friend.
02:47He's assured me that they'll be released this morning.
02:49Sorry.
02:52Why?
02:54They burned a witch and spray-painted kill all women over the women's room entrance.
03:01It's a clear escalation of threat.
03:03These terrified boys are rightly lashing out that no legitimate arrest has been made.
03:09And what exactly are you going to do about this?
03:14Well, it's a party, so bring a plate.
03:17Shepard.
03:18I beg your pardon.
03:19It's ridiculous.
03:20We're trying to find a murderer.
03:21This is the beginning of a gender war on campus.
03:25Well, keep an eye on it.
03:26You will do the right thing.
03:28And shut it down.
03:29So I guess in the two years you two have been here, you haven't had Friday night drinks.
03:41Oh, no, this is just standard bullshit from her.
03:44Everything's about optics.
03:45Honestly, her one priority is placating those boys and their rich donor parents.
03:51Shutting down that party is not going to keep the boys safe.
03:53I agree.
03:55But your job is funded by the board, right?
03:57So unless you want to go back to traffic duty, I suggest that you stop wasting energy on it.
04:02And just do what we're told.
04:08Fine.
04:08Why don't you just buy plain biscuits?
04:30Personal space not really a thing in Scotland?
04:32England.
04:33What is it about me that's giving Scottish?
04:36This was here when I arrived.
04:38Scared the hell out of me.
04:39And I think it's a message from Prue.
04:40I think she's going to tell everyone that we're the ones who vandalized the statue.
04:44Blade gave me this.
04:45And then she tapped on her nose in the same way that Prue did.
04:47This isn't from Prue.
04:50It's a sign from the college that they finally picked Rory to be the buck, which means I'm the doe.
04:59Why did they deliver it here?
05:00Surely they deliver it to your dorm.
05:01I get all my stuff done here.
05:04Okay.
05:05Okay.
05:05I'm happy for you, but it doesn't take away from the fact that Prue knows something.
05:09She's probably going to tell the police.
05:11Okay.
05:11We'll go to the party.
05:12We'll find out what they know, what they want, and then I'll get ready for the ceremony.
05:15Deal.
05:16What time's the ceremony?
05:17An officiant will let Rory and I know when it's time.
05:21Wait, aren't you guys fighting?
05:23No, he's obsessed with me.
05:24All I have to do is like his messages.
05:27Ding.
05:29I'll be fine.
05:31Okay.
05:35Thank you, officer.
05:47You waited.
05:50Of course, bruh.
05:52No worries.
05:54No man left behind.
05:55Do you need a lift?
06:00I've got space in my car.
06:01It'll be fine.
06:01Barbara's always late.
06:03Okay.
06:09Babs, it's me.
06:10I need you.
06:10I've accidentally done a hate crime.
06:11I've set a witch on fire.
06:12They've arrested me.
06:13Call me back.
06:13All right, gentle sirs.
06:34This is Rory.
06:36He helped me witch burn last night.
06:38Aren't you like captain of the box?
06:41Uh, I guess.
06:44By default.
06:45So you're like an ultra chad?
06:47Why are we working with a job?
06:48Dorian.
06:49Rory's friend was killed by the feminists.
06:52That is why we're all here.
06:54Look, I don't want any trouble.
06:55I can just...
06:56We're men's rights activists.
06:58Not basement dwelling incels.
07:03All right.
07:05Just sign there and you're one of us.
07:11They have zero chill when it comes to exclamation marks.
07:14I hope we get in.
07:17Please.
07:21Whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:25Name one feminist.
07:26One?
07:27Okay, I can name so many.
07:28Uh, Simone de Beauvoir.
07:30Um, Belle Hooks.
07:33Yeah, okay.
07:36Beyonce.
07:42Yeah, okay.
07:49Okay, so let's talk strategy.
07:50I think, obviously, I'd make a better good cop
07:53because my natural resting face is not as bitchy.
07:55You fucks!
07:59She's doing it.
07:59She's doing it.
08:06Hey, babe.
08:08What do you want from us?
08:09What do you want?
08:12I remember you.
08:14Yeah.
08:15You do?
08:16Mm-hmm.
08:17Yeah, but you don't know why we did it.
08:19You don't know this little story.
08:19It's free entertainment.
08:22Okay, if you're so entertaining, then why are you blackmailing us?
08:25I can help you.
08:27Nose ring girl.
08:31Okay.
08:32Seriously?
08:33You two have some kind of bizarre nose ring connection?
08:37Okay, let me explain.
08:38I think maybe one day I asked her about her nose ring.
08:43Um, so to be clear, you don't know, uh, who the killer is.
08:50I do not.
08:51Who?
08:52Oh, um, sorry.
08:57That must be mine.
08:59What are you so squirrely about?
09:01She's waiting on a text.
09:02She's the doe for Stevens College.
09:05Blade!
09:06Blade!
09:06Hey.
09:07Hey, again, Blade.
09:11Hey.
09:12Babe.
09:13We are in the presence of the Stevens College.
09:18Oh.
09:19Oh.
09:20Wow.
09:23So welcoming.
09:25So inclusive.
09:26Yeah, being a woman doesn't give you an automatic feminist card.
09:28Actually, I think it does.
09:30The ceremony is tradition.
09:31So is sexism.
09:32Yeah, don't mistake men calling you hot and opening doors for you for, uh, actually being
09:38seen as a person.
09:39And don't mistake running around with a nose ring and being judgy for being morally superior.
09:44You know, girls like you think you can play by their rules, but, sweetie, one day you're
09:49going to look up and see that you're stuck in a cage, just like the rest of us.
09:54You can't be neutral, not ever, no matter how nice you think your hair is.
10:01I'm not neutral.
10:02I actually think the murders might be a good thing for, for women.
10:07So, Prue, lady, why don't you tell me who you think the killer is?
10:17I promise we can just keep it between the four of us.
10:20No.
10:25What if I earned it?
10:29This is clip pong.
10:36It's like beer pong, but harder, because the cups are smaller and more difficult to get
10:40a bullseye with.
10:41Okay, and, um, if I win, you'll tell us who the, uh, uh, uh, is.
10:52Sure.
10:53Nice ring girl.
10:56I've got this.
10:58I don't know that you do.
11:00Fair warning.
11:03I've got a lot of experience finding the clip.
11:07At least, at least, at least, at least, at least.
11:11This is very nice.
11:33At least, at least, at least, come on!
11:50Whatever.
11:55Shut, shut, shut, shut!
12:03Shut, shut, shut, shut, shut!
12:18It's your mum again. Answer the phone.
12:20Mum, I'm going to talk right now.
12:22I'm playing clip-pong.
12:23This is my best friend, Barbara.
12:25Just actually friend. I added the best of it.
12:28Please don't go.
12:29See? She's fine.
12:31Not sober, but fine. So you can stop calling.
12:35Look, I...
12:38I just wondered if you're okay being her friend?
12:43Yes. Why wouldn't I be?
12:45It's just, well, I know she can be a bit much sometimes.
12:49With her friendship.
12:51But if she is, please, don't go to campus security.
12:56We don't need another stalking charge.
12:59Just come straight to me, okay?
13:01Yeah.
13:03Sure. Um...
13:05Yeah. She told me about it.
13:06It's...
13:07It's not an issue.
13:08Okay. Well, um...
13:13Ah!
13:14Barbara, Barbara, did you see that?
13:16I'm quitting.
13:17Back by the fingers.
13:18Yeah
13:19Would you like it?
13:28Police.
13:29Police!
13:30Police!
13:31Police!
13:32Police!
13:33Police!
13:34Police!
13:35Police!
13:37Police!
13:38Okay, okay, all right, everyone, I need space.
13:47I need space.
13:50Well, I did it, bubs.
13:52You did.
13:55Well?
13:59Kate Blanchett.
14:01Kate Blanchett?
14:03The actress.
14:04Actor.
14:05You're fucking with us.
14:08Kate Blanchett, the arts major.
14:11Scott and Lyle both broke up with her in famously public ways.
14:16She devs did it.
14:18Isn't that a little bit anti-feminist to say?
14:21And she's a drama fiend.
14:24Like, so dramatic.
14:26She devs killed them.
14:28Oh, my God, you're a genius.
14:29Okay, Barbara, we should go find her.
14:32Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:34What if we got a bit more fucked up with our protests?
14:38You know, like the MRAs.
14:39Like, we could burn that shit.
14:42Hey, what are you saying?
14:43Let me do some more shots.
14:45What?
15:00Your friend is super drunk.
15:02Bye-bye.
15:05She's fine.
15:06Jacob, so your only job is to make sure
15:11that the men's rights boys stay in check, okay?
15:14Got it.
15:15Remind them that we're on their side.
15:16You'll take a couple of campus security,
15:18a couple of uniforms, and then I'll go with Shep.
15:20You cannot be serious.
15:22A pack of us are going to barge in there,
15:24provoke a group of peaceful women in the middle of a party.
15:27No, the VC and the women themselves have labelled it a protest,
15:30and so we are within our right to police that.
15:32It's a tiny party, Roach.
15:34It's a non-event.
15:35Just, look, give me a five-minute head start.
15:38I will go in there and talk to them.
15:40I'll get everyone out, peacefully.
15:47No string.
15:49No string.
15:52No string.
15:55No string.
15:57No string.
15:59No string.
16:02No string.
16:03No string.
16:06No string.
16:08No string.
16:08No string.
16:12No string.
16:14No string.
16:16I'm always told, I look bored,
16:19that it's written on my face.
16:20I'm too shy to correct them,
16:23to put them in their place.
16:25Give me a smile, I should've faked it.
16:35I left it off, even though I really hate it.
16:40So I'm grinding my teeth, and I'm hiding it all.
16:50Don't wanna close the scene,
16:52when I smell like alcohol,
16:54and I don't understand how it makes me afraid,
16:58that nothing will change,
17:00no matter what we say.
17:02Wait, wait, where's Barbara?
17:07Barbara!
17:08Barbara!
17:09Barbara!
17:09Sarah!
17:20Brut.
17:35So cute.
17:36What?
17:37Oh, you're good.
17:40Okay, ladies, that's enough. It's time to go
17:43Oh fuck off. It's just time to pack it in. That's all thoughts of bastards
18:09You hurt? Told you it pays for a wouldn't work.
18:24Just back off, alright?
18:32He's not turning up.
18:35Rory's coming.
18:38Look, Babs. He must still be with the MRAs.
18:42I'm the doe.
18:44Not without your buck.
18:47I am. I deserve this.
18:51Jess, Debbie, tell him.
18:54We haven't seen you, like, all week, Barbara.
18:58What? You've been spending all your time with that weird bagpipe chick.
19:02No, no. Rory's been grieving and I've been helping him.
19:07I think we've all been grieving, actually. And the doe, their one job is to hold everyone together.
19:13The doe manages the entire college's social calendar. It's important. You used to think that this was important.
19:20I do. The doe is meant to be everybody's friend? Like, it's a two-way thing.
19:24I don't even know you, Barbara. Yes, you do.
19:28I've never met your family.
19:30You're so right. We don't even know what school you went to.
19:32I've never seen your dorm room.
19:33You've never even told me where you go for your summer.
19:35Okay. Okay. I'll tell you.
19:37I just don't think that the doe is right for you this year. I'm sorry.
19:47Stretch. Do you have your doe?
19:54We made it! We made it!
19:58We made it!
20:04You can take your place as a handmade.
20:07Fuck you.
20:09Fuck.
20:21Fuck you.
20:25Fuck me.
20:27Fuck you.
20:32This is Barbara for...
20:55Elise?
21:02I thought I wanted it, but I didn't have time to take.
21:15Come on.
21:24Let's go.
21:30If you call my name...
21:58I'll be anywhere that you are...
22:08If you call my name...
22:18But you got no credit and your phone screen's fucked.
22:31So I guess it's up to me for you to keep in touch.
22:36And you said you're lonely when I leave your place.
22:40But when I'm there, you tell me that you need your space.
22:44So I go about it in my own separate way.
22:48I'm not comfortable feeling like I need you more than you need me.
22:54Go about it in my own separate way.
22:57In my own separate way.
23:01But if you call my name...
23:13I can't go on...
23:18But you got no credit and your phone screen's fucked.
23:23So I guess it's up to me for you to keep in touch.
23:26And you said you love me when I leave your place.
23:30Your place, but when I'm there, you tell me that you need your space.
23:35But if you call my name, I'll be anywhere that you are.
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