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00:00.
00:05Chris, we're going to ask you to throw to the break.
00:07Do I have to look in the camera?
00:08Because we could be here all night.
00:09LAUGHTER
00:30Hello!
00:35Welcome to Never Mind the Buzzcocks.
00:37Music, chat, laughs.
00:39Oh.
00:42Joining Jamali on Noel's team tonight...
00:45Come take my hand, understand that you can.
00:48You're my man and I need you to...
00:50A member of pop royalty, Girls Aloud,
00:52who is so obsessed with eating potatoes
00:54she had to be overruled by the band
00:56from renaming their songs.
00:58I Can't Speak French Fries, Love Machine,
01:01and something kind of,
01:02ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, hot potato!
01:06It's Nadine Coyle!
01:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:12And on Sophie Willenstein tonight...
01:14I just want to give you my...
01:18Oh, let's set up...
01:21An award-winning singer whose hits include
01:23Something in the Water, a hauntingly beautiful song
01:26they always play on Love Island
01:27after someone's fingered someone they shouldn't have.
01:30LAUGHTER
01:31It's Tom Griddor!
01:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:37And...
01:38An award-winning comedian
01:39who won the hearts of the nation
01:41with his performances on Strictly.
01:43People were amazed that he could perform so brilliantly
01:45with his visual impairment.
01:46And I agree.
01:47It's suspicious.
01:48I'll go further.
01:49I don't think he's blind!
01:51HEADS UP!
01:52HEADS UP!
01:53HEADS UP!
01:54HUCKY SACK!
01:55LAUGHTER
01:56Fair enough, he's blind.
01:58It's Christmas Corset!
02:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:04And I'd like everyone at home
02:07who's getting onto their computers to complain now
02:09to note how much Chris laughed
02:11and Chris and I came up with that joke together
02:13so he can fuck off.
02:15LAUGHTER
02:16Welcome to the show, everyone.
02:17Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
02:18It's fabulous.
02:19Lovely to see you all.
02:20Nadine, let's start with you.
02:21Great year for you last year.
02:22Tell me about the tour.
02:23Is it exciting?
02:24I was born in.
02:25We flew in motorbikes across arenas
02:27and done all sorts of fun stuff.
02:29Yet you ruined it by constantly choking on confetti.
02:32LAUGHTER
02:33I did.
02:34Who knew they could be so dangerous?
02:36Wee bits of paper.
02:37Don't they taste like shit as well?
02:38They're awful.
02:39Did you ever, Tom,
02:40you go and take a deep breath and you're like...
02:41Yeah.
02:42And they've got a confetti fall
02:43and it, like, hatchy in the back of their throat.
02:45That's awful.
02:46That is a shit way to die, though.
02:48Isn't it?
02:49Isn't it?
02:50I think they're reusing them.
02:51They are.
02:52They're just sweeping them back up.
02:53That's it.
02:54No, no, no, no.
02:55That's it.
02:56If you had a confetti business,
02:57you're not getting new confetti every time, are you?
02:59That is exactly it.
03:00You've got to sit there with scissors,
03:02cutting them into little squares.
03:04APPLAUSE
03:05Tom Grennan's here, everybody.
03:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:12Yeah, soulful Tom Grennan's voices.
03:14He made the Gillette advert sound great.
03:16Have a listen to this.
03:17GILLETTE
03:19THE BEST
03:20THE BEST
03:21THE MIND CAN GET
03:23Genuinely good, isn't it?
03:25LAUGHTER
03:27For what...
03:28For what I...
03:29I wasn't expecting it to do what it did.
03:32So I just thought,
03:33oh, do an advert and no-one's gonna know.
03:35It's me.
03:36And then all of a sudden...
03:37Boom.
03:38And now everybody, if they ever do see me in the street,
03:40they're like,
03:41Gillette guy.
03:42I'm like, I've done fucking more than just the Gillette.
03:44LAUGHTER
03:45I genuinely think that Tom and Nadine
03:47can make anything sound soulful.
03:50I've printed off a song for you to sing for us.
03:52Let's lower the lights.
03:53This is gonna be profound.
03:56Anna, the first time you've duetted together, I suspect.
03:58Yes.
03:59We're gonna need a clap in here.
04:00All right.
04:01OK.
04:02Bob the Builder
04:05Can we fix it?
04:07Bob the Builder
04:09Yes, we can!
04:11Yes!
04:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:18Genuinely amazing.
04:21Made my balls go up inside me.
04:23LAUGHTER
04:24In a good way.
04:25In a good way.
04:26In a good way.
04:27In a good way.
04:28Chris McCawson's here.
04:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:30Are you sick of talking about Strictly yet?
04:34People say to me,
04:35you must be so sick of this by now.
04:37I'm honestly not.
04:38Like...
04:39I'm still living in the glory.
04:41I mean, let's be honest,
04:42it's fucking remarkable, wasn't it?
04:44LAUGHTER
04:46It was very, very good.
04:48Hacking sack!
04:49LAUGHTER
04:51LAUGHTER
04:52You also won Celebrity Mastermind,
04:54is that right?
04:55I did.
04:56Specialised subject?
04:57Pearl Jam.
04:58I was on with Anne Diamond,
05:00who did A History of British Radar.
05:02Um...
05:03LAUGHTER
05:04Cos her dad invented British Radar.
05:06How many did you count?
05:07I think I got nine on Pearl Jam,
05:09and my dad's not in the band.
05:11LAUGHTER
05:12APPLAUSE
05:15Hey, let's crack on with the show, shall we?
05:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:19APPLAUSE
05:20All right.
05:21The first question is for Noel's team.
05:23Take a look at this.
05:24I'm Slim Shady.
05:25Yes, I'm the real Shady.
05:26All you other Slim Shadys are just demonstrating.
05:28So I'm the real Slim Shady.
05:29Please stand up.
05:30Please stand up.
05:31Please stand up.
05:32Please stand up.
05:33APPLAUSE
05:36That was homicidal mini-milk, Eminem.
05:39LAUGHTER
05:40Tell me, who did he have a petty grievance with
05:48at the 2002 MTV Awards?
05:51Was it...
05:52Before the ceremony, guests were given gift bags,
05:54which include bottles of sunscreen.
05:56Enrique Iglesias gave his to Eminem and said,
05:59I think you need this more than me, amigo.
06:01Eminem grabbed it and rapped,
06:03Amigo, how about me go rub this on you whole?
06:06Before smearing some sunscreen across Enrique's silky blouse.
06:10LAUGHTER
06:11Or was it...
06:12An intoxicated Eminem upset Mariah Carey
06:14by following her around backstage,
06:16calling her Mariah Hairy.
06:18LAUGHTER
06:19He kept going until Christina Aguilera
06:21saw what was happening and intervened,
06:23resulting in Eminem following her around
06:25and calling her Christina Aguilera.
06:28LAUGHTER
06:30LAUGHTER
06:32Or was it...
06:33At the awards, Eminem punched a puppet dog in the face
06:36because of a feud he had with Moby.
06:38Simple as that.
06:39LAUGHTER
06:40There you go, Knowles team.
06:41One of those incredibly is true.
06:44I think Eminem respects silky blouses, man.
06:46I don't think he'll fuck up with silky blouse.
06:48No.
06:49You think Eminem respects silky blouses?
06:52Yeah.
06:53LAUGHTER
06:54I see, it's gotta be that one.
06:56Punched a puppet dog in the face
06:57because of a feud he was having with Moby.
06:59Why'd he punch the dog?
07:01The puppet dog was trying to get them to reconcile.
07:03LAUGHTER
07:06I think Moby would be quite annoying, I could see.
07:09What do you think?
07:10I think he'd be a retarded.
07:11He's got an annoying vibe.
07:12I bet he's into Bitcoin now.
07:14LAUGHTER
07:15How passionate to me.
07:17I bet he is.
07:18Yes.
07:19Why are you all just ignoring Christina Aguilera?
07:24I just, I mean...
07:25I love it, I love it.
07:26I think that's hilarious.
07:27Have you met her, Mariah?
07:28I have met Mariah, yeah.
07:29Is she hairy?
07:30LAUGHTER
07:31She's got beautiful hair.
07:33She's like a Wookiee.
07:34So...
07:35LAUGHTER
07:38I've never met her.
07:39She's constantly having to shave, apparently.
07:41LAUGHTER
07:43APPLAUSE
07:49The fact that one of them is true,
07:50I kind of respect that.
07:51He knows how to feud.
07:52There's a man who likes feuds himself.
07:54This is a good feud.
07:55Jamali loves a feud.
07:56Who have you got beef with?
07:58A blood feud.
07:59Brian Blessed.
08:00LAUGHTER
08:01He's fallen out with Blessed.
08:03Right, fuck it.
08:04He's always giving it the big'uns,
08:05Blessed, isn't he?
08:06Yeah, he's very loud.
08:07Have you actually had a falling out with him?
08:08No, I met him one time,
08:09and it was just, I just had to say him,
08:10you're at a ten,
08:11let's take it down to a four.
08:12LAUGHTER
08:14Jamali!
08:15Why are you screaming?
08:17LAUGHTER
08:18I've got beef with my bin man.
08:20There we go.
08:21Why?
08:22For some reason, my bin man
08:24would check what's in the recycling bin,
08:26and he's put a note on my bin saying,
08:28not allowed to take it because smells of fish.
08:32So now I've got a full bin,
08:34and you're not taking my bin?
08:36Do you think that outing him on national television
08:38is going to make it worse or better?
08:41If you're watching this bin, man, fuck you.
08:43Yeah!
08:44Yeah!
08:45Yeah!
08:46APPLAUSE
08:51Let's have a look at Eminem.
08:52Here he is, on the night in question.
08:54I don't know what you're all thinking.
08:55Who knew Eminem had such tiny arms?
09:01Have you ever met Eminem?
09:02I have always shared a label at a point at Universal,
09:05and I was so confused as why he was getting private jets
09:08and we had to split a sandwich between five people.
09:11And I was like, well, that's not fair.
09:13But I didn't realise he was making all of the money.
09:16He could have bought you a fucking sandwich, though.
09:19LAUGHTER
09:20He didn't know.
09:22So I had, like, imaginary beef.
09:24Yeah.
09:25What sandwich was it?
09:26Cheese and Marmite.
09:27She's already told you it was imaginary beef.
09:29It was...
09:30LAUGHTER
09:32Have a good deal.
09:33APPLAUSE
09:35Here's my favourite Eminem fact.
09:37You know that riff that Dr Dre used for My Name Is?
09:40Yeah.
09:41It's going to blow your mind if you don't already know
09:43who originally performed that riff.
09:45It's a well-known English duo.
09:47Here's the riff.
09:48Have a listen to the riff.
09:50Hi!
09:51My name is...
09:52My name is...
09:53My name is...
09:54My name is...
09:55His name's Sadie.
09:56Jedward.
09:59I'll tell you this, Sophie.
10:00Jedward is no more ridiculous than the truth.
10:03Don't say the crankies.
10:05LAUGHTER
10:08Did I just tell you?
10:09Yeah.
10:10Chas and Dave.
10:11Oh, yeah.
10:12LAUGHTER
10:14That is leg, that.
10:15That is leg.
10:16Cool fact, isn't it?
10:17That's cool.
10:18Chas and Dave were also a big influence on NWA,
10:21which is why Fuck the Police was originally called
10:23Wallop have a banana.
10:25LAUGHTER
10:28Let's make a decision.
10:30I would...
10:31I think it's C, because I remember it's a dog
10:34that's smoking a cigar.
10:36And it tried to get them back together,
10:37so he hit it?
10:38Yeah.
10:39All right.
10:40I'm going with Jamali.
10:41What? I said it five fucking minutes ago.
10:43LAUGHTER
10:45Man!
10:46Yeah.
10:47I'm not doing it!
10:48Man.
10:49Yeah.
10:50Great news is Nadine, who came up with this answer first...
10:53Yeah.
10:54..is right!
10:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
11:00Eminem was triggered after Moby's friend Robert Schmeagle,
11:04who voices a puppet called Triumph the Insult Comic Dog,
11:07thought it would be funny to make them both speak to each other.
11:10Eminem got so irritated that he ended up punching the puppet.
11:13Is a puppet?
11:14Yeah, see?
11:15I just forgot!
11:16LAUGHTER
11:17He's right.
11:18Well done.
11:19Noel's team, that's a point to you!
11:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
11:22Good.
11:24Join us after the break for Sophie's question.
11:27Chris, do you want to throw to break?
11:28Yeah, we've got an advert break coming up.
11:30Go and do what you've got to do, but do come back,
11:31cos it...honestly, it gets better.
11:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
11:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
11:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
11:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
11:49Welcome back to Never Mind The Buzzcocks,
11:51the show that thinks Taylor Swift's music is fine.
11:53Nothing wrong with it.
11:54It's just not that great.
11:55And if you think it is,
11:56you haven't listened to enough music.
11:57Shut up.
11:58OK.
11:59Sophie's team, get ready.
12:00This question is for you.
12:01Take a look at this.
12:03MUSIC PLAYS
12:06MUSIC CONTINUES
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12:29That was level 42 some 41 and a reggae band that sums up something that Jamali can't accept you'd be 40
12:55You off because you can't see my youthful glow
12:59You talk like a 12-year-old
13:06But can you tell me who overreacted to an instant during a gig a was it backstage at the reggae in the park music festival in London
13:15UB 40s Ali Campbell stepped on a rake which flipped up and busted his lip open after calming down
13:21Ali laughed about the instant and he said it was like something out of Looney Tunes
13:26Is it Looney Tunes or is it Toons? I can never remember
13:31Or was it B while signing a fan's banner some 41 frontman Derek Wibley real name received a paper cut that caused him to pass out
13:44He was eventually revived on stage by the band's underweight roadie fat knockers
13:49Who shoved two ice cubes in his ear and one down his pants
13:53Or was it C while performing at a gig level 42 frontman Mark King thought they'd been shot at when he heard a bang and saw their guitarist Boone Gould recoil back shouting
14:05I'm bleeding
14:06I'm bleeding
14:07Turned out a fan had thrown a melted choc-ice at him which he'd have stood for blood
14:10There you go one of those incredibly is true
14:14It's a lot of information isn't it
14:16There's so much info
14:16I was going to say B
14:18I think that would be somebody being dramatic wouldn't it
14:21Yeah
14:21Which one's some 41 that I'm in too deep
14:24Yeah it'd be the pop punk one
14:25He's talking about his paper cut isn't he
14:26Yeah
14:27Exactly
14:28Is it the shot being shot thinking you
14:32Choc-ice
14:33Because that could be one
14:34Why would a choc-ice look like blood
14:36Why would there be a rake at a reggae festival
14:38Whoever's written this
14:39Yeah
14:40That's so true
14:41It's one of the great questions of our age
14:43Exactly
14:44Let me give you some facts to help you work out the answer
14:47MI5 spent years and years spying on UB40
14:51Under the assumption the bands were communists plotting to overthrow the government
14:55Lead singer Ali Campbell said the band intended to sue in order to retrieve recordings and phone tappings
15:02But they didn't want them to end up with and I quote
15:04Poisoned umbrellas sticking out of our arseholes
15:09Paranoid
15:10Yeah
15:11Here's a fact about Sum 41 and I'm just going to tell you this
15:14This is what Noel Gallagher said about them
15:16Do you ever look at the sky and think I'm glad I'm alive
15:19After I heard Sum 41 I thought I'm actually alive to hear the shittiest band of all time
15:26Which is quite something when you think about it
15:30Quick level 42 fact before we guess
15:32Lead singer and bassist Mark King insured his thumb for 3 million pounds
15:38Gosh
15:39You see why he insured it for that much because he seems to have a rare genetic condition
15:42Where over the years his thumb has got incrementally bigger
15:45Have a look
15:46Thumb
15:48Thumb
15:49Thumb
15:51Thumb
15:54Let's have a guess
15:55I think it's got to be big hasn't it
15:56Yeah
15:57Yeah that kind of pussy pop punk stuff you'd pass out with a paper cup wouldn't you
16:01You're perfectly happy that the roadie of Sum 41 is called fat knockers just to be clear
16:07Oh I've got a minute I think C actually
16:10You're the captain Tom what are you saying
16:12I'm going with my captain so if you think C
16:14What do you think Chris
16:16Well I'll go with C then
16:17Yeah alright great
16:18The answer is indeed C
16:19Yeah
16:20Well done
16:21Fabulous
16:22While opening for the police in Germany a fan threw a melted chalk ice at level 42 and the guitarist Boone Gould fell back shouting
16:32I'm bleeding
16:34Has anyone ever been injured on stage?
16:36I've fallen off
16:37You've fallen off
16:38You've fallen off stage
16:39Yeah well yeah it happens doesn't it?
16:41More than you think
16:42It's because the lights
16:43You've had a hell of a ride haven't you?
16:44Ironically am I the only one that hasn't fallen off stage
16:51Didn't you break your leg?
16:52Not on stage I broke my leg on an electric scooter
16:54I fell off it and I said I think I broke my leg and my mum was like you fucking liar
16:58So she took me to hospital but she made me walk on it because she's like you're lying walk on it
17:03Why are parents like that?
17:04My dad did the same thing I broke my back
17:06I broke my back
17:07Yeah
17:08What?
17:09Yeah I broke my back I crawled in
17:10I was like dad
17:11My back
17:12And he's like just get up
17:13I was walking around on a broken back for six weeks
17:15Which you're walking on your arms that way you're muscly now
17:17Yeah exactly
17:22You're all upper body
17:23Fuck you
17:26I'm not sure your career would have gone as well if you'd come on stage
17:29Yeah
17:34At the end of that round both teams have one point
17:45Next up it's the intros round
17:47Noel's team
17:49Noel and Nadine on your feet please
17:51You'll be performing an intro of a song to Jamali
17:53And remember Jamali
17:54It's the title of the song we're looking for
17:56Take it away
17:57Right
17:58I sort of vaguely remember this
18:00Okay that's a good start
18:01I know I know
18:02I'm like vaguely that's better than I've got
18:04Knowing you
18:05You're definitely not going to get this
18:06Okay
18:07I'll just tune out
18:11I have a tune on my head
18:12Yeah go on you do it
18:13But I think it's for a different song
18:14Oh really?
18:17I really do
18:20Can you do it together?
18:22I'll do a beat
18:32That's pretty much all it fucking does
18:33Yeah
18:34Do
18:35I think I know that
18:36I'll pass it over
18:37Well I haven't even took a guess yet
18:38Oh sorry
18:47Jamali what do you think?
18:48Er
18:49Pass
18:53Tom?
18:54Is it Coldplay?
18:55Yes
18:56The Scientist
18:57It is The Scientist
18:59That was good wasn't it?
19:02Here's how it should have sounded
19:06What a tune
19:15What a tune
19:16That was The Scientist by Coldplay
19:17Chris Martin once said
19:18Music comes from a place we don't know
19:19Speak for yourself Chris
19:20I know where my music comes from
19:21Chris Martin once said,
19:23Music comes from a place we don't know.
19:25Speak for yourself, Chris. I know where my music comes from.
19:34All right.
19:35Back to the nest.
19:46Next song, please.
19:48BIG SINGS
20:00Tune.
20:04OOassembl
20:06Come on.
20:08LAUGHTER
20:09Marley, come on.
20:11Oh, hold on.
20:1340, 40.
20:15It's 50 Cent, a candy shop.
20:17Yeah!
20:23That was 50 Cent with Candy Shop. Here's how it should have sounded.
20:27MUSIC PLAYS
20:32Yeah.
20:35Uh-huh.
20:38So 70.
20:40That was 50 Cent with Candy Shop. Lyrics include,
20:43I'll take you to the candy shop, I'll let you lick the lollipop.
20:46Fiddy, I'm a middle-aged man. Take me to the garden centre and get me some mulch.
20:49LAUGHTER
20:51If it all goes well with the planting, then, and only then,
20:54can we talk about your sucking dick.
20:56LAUGHTER
20:59Well done, Knowles team, you got one right!
21:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:10OK, Sophie's team. Chris and Tom, on your feet,
21:13you're going to perform to Sophie. Yeah.
21:15Yeah.
21:16Remember, it is the title of the song we're looking for, not the band.
21:19We've got this.
21:20All right. Eighth Bond. You ready? You ready?
21:22Here we go.
21:23Go.
21:28Now...
21:29MUSIC PLAYS
21:48Is it your song? I wish.
21:50No, no.
21:51I know that intro.
21:53That is, that is, that is class, that is. That's worth a round of applause, that one.
21:56Thank you very much.
21:58APPLAUSE
22:02I can hear it, but I can't remember it.
22:04I'm sorry, cos you've done brilliant.
22:06Is it The Kooks?
22:07It's not The Kooks?
22:08I'll pass it over.
22:09It's The Arctic Monkeys, isn't it?
22:11What's the song?
22:12It is...
22:13Um...
22:15All I Wanna Know!
22:16Do you know what? You were so close.
22:18It's Do I Wanna Know.
22:19Do I Wanna Know.
22:20That was close.
22:21Here's how it should have sounded.
22:22Here's how it should have sounded.
22:39That was the Arctic Monkeys with Do I Wanna Know.
22:41Yes, Alex, we're playing Guess Who.
22:42Sort of goes with the territory.
22:44My God, you're shit company on games night.
22:46Flip all the mustaches down.
22:50Next song, please, song two.
22:51All right, three, two, one.
23:11Can you do the next bit?
23:12I don't know yet.
23:15I think you should do it again,
23:16and Tom should just walk around on his hands.
23:21do you want to do one more okay one more time i'm gonna pass it over let's go quick three two one
23:28down down and down down and down down and down down and down down and down down down down down
23:38down down down down down down all i need to do is look at sophie's baffled face
23:45couldn't see it greg couldn't see it
23:47allegedly
23:57that'll sing what's the power of love it is the power of love by huey lewis in the news correct
24:17that was the power of love by huey lewis in the news lyrics include
24:32the power of love is a curious thing making one man weep make another man sing although
24:37interestingly when i orgasm i do both
24:40you guessed none correct
24:47and at the end of that round sophie's team have two points and noel's team have three points
24:52time for some adverts nadine take us to the break
25:02we'll be back in three so we can go and have a wee lovely
25:14welcome back to never mind the buscocks or as elton john calls it never run the base car
25:28noel's team here's your lineup for the audience at home take a look at this
25:42so she's gonna tell you
25:56APPLAUSE
25:59That was Mum Ra with She's Got You High.
26:01But can you tell me which of our line-up are James New
26:05and James Argyle from the band?
26:07There's two members of the band there.
26:09Is it, number one, She Got You High?
26:12Number two, lovely curls, takes ages to dry.
26:16Number three, turn it off and then on, I'm the IT guy.
26:20Number four, I guess I'm pretty fly for a white guy.
26:25Or was it number five? Tummy is hairy and so is my thigh,
26:28but my bum is so smooth, I wax it, that's why.
26:34There you go, Nolstein, what do you think?
26:36I don't know, Bob.
26:38Number three looks too young to be looking that stressed.
26:44You know, I think number four looks like it just is, like,
26:46opti-something, like there's a secret.
26:48Yeah.
26:49You're opti-something, number four.
26:51Number one looks so sad.
26:52Yeah, he's the press boy.
26:54My life's in pieces.
26:59Number two is always bringing a guitar to a barbecue, man.
27:05You know what I mean, man?
27:07And everyone at the barbecue is going, ah.
27:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:12I think you're right about number four.
27:14Something's dodgy about the movie.
27:15I think number four is such a naughty boy.
27:17Why are you such a naughty?
27:19What have you been doing, you naughty boy?
27:20Something.
27:21He's been up to something.
27:22Yeah.
27:23He's been ghosting girls on Hinge.
27:25Something.
27:26It was number one's girl.
27:28Something.
27:33Number five, I recognise.
27:34Yeah.
27:35I absolutely recognise.
27:36Yeah, he looks like he's always having scraps on Mum's neck.
27:38But...
27:44I imagine you want a few facts about Mum Ra.
27:46Yes, please.
27:47They were both schoolmates.
27:48They both got suspended from school.
27:51Whoo-wee!
27:52What for?
27:53What?
27:54Chasing a squirrel.
28:00That's not a suspension, is it?
28:02Let's pick out James and James from Mum Ra.
28:06I'm just going to put it out there, all right?
28:08I think it's number four and number five.
28:11Number one, man.
28:13There's something, isn't there?
28:14That's an artist's all right there.
28:15I think that's number one.
28:16It looks like he could be in a band.
28:17I think number one's in the bag.
28:19That's number one's safe.
28:20So you don't think number four, no?
28:22Yeah.
28:23Because number five, he looks like he used to be a rocker,
28:25but now he feeds his kids avocados.
28:27So I think it's number one and five.
28:28We've locked it in.
28:30One and five.
28:31One and five.
28:32Will the two Jameses from Mum Ra, please, step forward?
28:38No.
28:39So you've got one's...
28:40Yeah, you've got one and five.
28:41Yeah!
28:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:44Wow.
28:45Wow.
28:46Good boy.
28:49Good boy.
28:50Good boy, yeah.
28:53James and James from Mum Ra.
28:55Hello, boys.
28:56You're much happier now that you've come out of the line-up.
28:58Yeah.
28:59Which we're all relieved about.
29:00Will we see Mum Ra back together at any point?
29:02We're doing a gig in a couple of weeks, actually.
29:04Hey!
29:05Woo!
29:06It's James and James from Mum Ra!
29:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:09Give a round of applause for all of our boys, please.
29:14All of our boys.
29:19Sophie's team, your turn for the audience at home.
29:21Take a look at this.
29:22MUSIC
29:25HEAVEN
29:26HEAVEN
29:27WHEN YOU TOUCH ME, BABY
29:29HEAVEN
29:30WHEN YOU TOUCH ME, BABY
29:33I'M IN HEAVEN
29:34WHEN YOU TOUCH ME, BABY
29:37HONEY
29:38YOU
29:39WANNA FIND ANOTHER
29:41LOVE
29:42Yeah!
29:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:50That was The Chimes with Heaven.
29:52But Sophie's team, what I want to know is which of our line-up is singer
29:54Pauline Henry from the band.
29:56Is it?
29:57Number one, The Chimes.
29:59Number two, I park anywhere and just pay off the fines.
30:02Number three, Why the grumpy face?
30:04I've been sucking limes.
30:06Number four, A woman wearing trousers, sign of the times.
30:10Or number five, I'm so tall I hit power lines.
30:16There they are.
30:17Who is Pauline Henry?
30:19Firstly, that song sounded wicked.
30:21It was good, but can I just say, do we get any extra...
30:23It's a bit of a problem, isn't it, Greg?
30:25Yeah.
30:27Oh, yeah.
30:28Yeah, sure it is.
30:30Yeah.
30:31Yeah.
30:32Yeah.
30:33I'll just do what they did.
30:34Number four looks like she sniffs bins.
30:35What do you reckon?
30:36Can I help you anyway, Chris?
30:37Do you want to go and...?
30:38I'm not going over to feel them, mate.
30:39You don't have to go and feel them up.
30:40We're going to allow you to ask them questions, Chris, if you want.
30:42Oh, OK.
30:43Hello.
30:44Hi.
30:45Oh, OK.
30:46Oh, OK.
30:47Oh, OK.
30:48Oh, OK.
30:49You're over there.
30:50Number one, what was the worst thing about being in a band?
30:54Mm.
30:55Oh, you're a ghost?
30:56Most of it was fun, to be fair.
30:58But you're not a ghost.
30:59Yeah, you're a ghost.
31:00Yeah.
31:01I think you're a ghost.
31:02No.
31:03I'm like, I'm...
31:04You're a ghost.
31:05Yeah.
31:06Yeah.
31:08I mean, you're a ghost.
31:09I mean, that's...
31:10No, no, no, no.
31:11A ghost.
31:11Oh, no.
31:13Yeah.
31:14Most of it was fun, to be fair, but it's just a lot of hard work.
31:18Oh, OK. This feels a bit like blind date now, doesn't it?
31:22Sophie, come on.
31:24Oh, shit!
31:32What's your name and where do you come from?
31:35Now she's taking the piss out of Scousers.
31:37Oh, no!
31:41Number two, what was the worst thing about being in a band?
31:44All the travelling.
31:46Travelling? Oh, God, she sounds like she's done some miles, doesn't she?
31:48Yeah.
31:50Number three, what was your favourite city to go to on tour?
31:53Manchester.
31:54Oh!
31:55Ooh!
31:56Straight, yeah.
31:57Why?
31:59Because it had a vibe.
32:00What was the vibe in Manchester, number three?
32:03Happy.
32:04Oh! I don't know, then.
32:07Number four, what was your worst city to go to?
32:10London.
32:11Why, why, why is that?
32:13There's not too many people there.
32:15A pop star who doesn't want too many people turning up.
32:17LAUGHTER
32:18It's not number four.
32:20LAUGHTER
32:21Number five, what was your go-to meal when you were on tour?
32:25Rice and peas and oxtail.
32:26LAUGHTER
32:28LAUGHTER
32:29Number one looks cool.
32:30She's, like, pop star vibes.
32:32She's the only one who doesn't look like a daytime drama actress.
32:35LAUGHTER
32:36Do you know what I mean?
32:37I'm gonna have to push you for an answer, folks. What do you think?
32:39I think one.
32:40I'm going number two, fuck you.
32:41LAUGHTER
32:44I think he's number four.
32:45Do you know?
32:46I do.
32:47I'm gonna rule both of you.
32:48I will not have a rebellion on my ship.
32:50Go on, then.
32:51One.
32:51Let's see if you're right.
32:52The real Pauline Henry, please, step forward.
32:55Come on, one.
33:00Oh!
33:01APPLAUSE
33:03Sofie's team, you were right!
33:11APPLAUSE
33:13Hello, Pauline.
33:14Hi.
33:15How are you?
33:16I'm excellent, thank you.
33:17What are you up to?
33:18Just released a new single, out now.
33:20Yes, I'm getting up.
33:21APPLAUSE
33:23Let's hear it for Pauline Henry and the rest of Aliyah.
33:28CHEERING
33:29At the end of that round, Sophie's team had three points
33:36and Noel's team are in the lead with four points!
33:39CHEERING
33:40CHEERING
33:42Right, it's time for next line.
33:44Sophie's team, you're up first.
33:46You're on the clock, remember.
33:48Right.
33:49Your time starts now.
33:51Gillette.
33:52The best a man can get.
33:53Correct.
33:54LAUGHTER
33:55Tom Grennan, the best a man can get.
33:57I'm broke, but I'm happy.
33:59Oh...
34:00Someone...
34:01I'm tall, but I'm wise.
34:03LAUGHTER
34:04I'm poor, but I'm kind.
34:06Alanis Morissette, hand in pocket.
34:08I left you multiple missed calls, and my message, you reply...
34:11Why do you only call me when you're high?
34:13Yes, Arctic Monkeys, why do you always call me when you're high?
34:15I'm a genie in a bottle.
34:17Someone rub me so I can come out.
34:19Yeah.
34:20You've got to rub me the right way!
34:21You've got to rub me the right way!
34:22Christina Aguilera.
34:23You're a genie in a bottle.
34:24I want to kiss you, but I want it too much.
34:26Um...
34:27I want to kiss you when I want it too much.
34:29Greg Wallace, MasterChef.
34:30LAUGHTER
34:31LAUGHTER
34:32I don't know.
34:34I want to taste...
34:36I want to taste you, but your lips are venomous poison.
34:39Greg Wallace, MasterChef!
34:40Alice Cooper, poison.
34:41When you're smiling, keep on smiling.
34:44The whole world smiles with you.
34:45Yes, Louis Armstrong, when you're smiling.
34:47Ah!
34:48God, it's hard.
34:49It's hard.
34:50It's hard.
34:51It's hard.
34:52So good then.
34:57Well done, Sophie's team scored four points!
35:04Noel's team, you need four points to win.
35:06Can I ask you a question before we start?
35:07Anything.
35:08Is Elton John still down there, noshing you off?
35:11LAUGHTER
35:12Give everyone a little wave, Elton.
35:14LAUGHTER
35:15APPLAUSE
35:17All right, Noel's team, and your time starts now.
35:24Take on me, take on me.
35:26I'll be yours!
35:28I'll be gone in a day or two, a heart take on me.
35:30Fuck!
35:31Guess who's back?
35:32Back again.
35:33Shady's back, tell a friend.
35:34Correct, Eminem, without me.
35:35Something kind of ooh.
35:37Jumping on my toot-toot.
35:39Girls allowed something kind of ooh, correct.
35:41Oh, lordy, lord, trouble so hard.
35:43Small bay.
35:44Yep.
35:45Oh, lordy.
35:46Yeah.
35:47Trouble so hard.
35:48Stop singing, I get drawn into it.
35:50I forget about the quiz.
35:51Don't nobody know the troubles, but God.
35:53Moby, Natural Blues.
35:55I'll take you to the candy shop.
35:57Let you like the lollipop.
35:58Yes, 50 cent candy shop.
36:00Keep going, we're on a roll.
36:02So you're Brad Pitt.
36:03You know that, don't impress me, Marshall.
36:05Yes, Shania Twain, that don't impress me too much!
36:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:09So, it's the end of the round and it's the end of the show.
36:16And I can tell you that Sophie's team have seven points.
36:19But with eight points, the winners tonight are Noel's team!
36:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:27My thanks to Chris, Sophie, Tom, Nadine, Noel and Jamali.
36:32Good night!
36:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
37:03You
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