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Terra.Anatolia
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00:00Baby boy.
00:01Get him to try another one.
00:03Can you say,
00:04Ne mama?
00:05Ne mama.
00:06Who am I?
00:08Cuckoo.
00:09Hey, little guy.
00:11What do you call me?
00:13Ne papa.
00:14What?
00:15That's not your papa!
00:17I'm your dad!
00:18I'm sorry, Paul.
00:19Fuck you, Stephen Harper.
00:21You've been filling his little brain with your lies.
00:24You ruined my family.
00:25I hope you're happy.
00:27I said I'm sorry.
00:28I'm the papa.
00:30Not this pasty, light-skinned native.
00:33Come on, PJ.
00:35Tell me.
00:36Who am I?
00:42Weenock!
00:44Oh!
00:45Pff!
00:46Pff!
00:47I don't!
00:48Cuck!
00:49Baby, all night long.
00:54I will go out!
00:56Kids and pictures.
00:57King anyone.
00:58�� Cyril White.
00:59I'll go out.
01:00horrific Hardy-one.
01:01Click the box.
01:02Stop- Here on Disneyland
01:03Stop.
01:04From Hawaii-one.
01:05At the cutting edge of science and technology
01:06in a place beyond possibility.
01:09of AI. That's artificial intelligence for all you earthlings. One small step for
01:19Grouse Lake, one giant leap for Rez Radio.
01:26Stupid Stephen Harper, sitting around all day doing sweet fuck all and he gets
01:31credit for being PJ's father? Must be nice.
01:35Hey Paul, how do you like your shirts folded again?
01:37Like rectangles with the sleeves tucked in. Holy shit, man. How many times do I gotta say that?
01:43See what I'm saying about this fucking day?
01:46Good morning. Maybe take it easy on Stephen Harper.
01:51Yeah, and maybe if you stepped up a little more and did more stuff with PJ, he wouldn't be so confused about who his dad is.
01:59PJ probably just thinks Stephen Harper is his dad because he's the donor.
02:05Yeah, you guys are right.
02:08It's just a face.
02:10Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Sorry for being so stupid earlier.
02:21Hey boss, got another shipment of misprints. Check it out.
02:24Winnipeg Jen's.
02:27I knew Winnipeg Jen once. We moved to Phoenix in the 90s.
02:31Real heartbreaker.
02:32Man, we have so much in common, nothing's gonna come between us.
02:36Yeah, man.
02:37Oh, hey guys.
02:38Cold on the water today, lads.
02:41Got some barnacles on the old hull.
02:45I can't believe my fucking eyes.
02:52I wanna shack up with you.
02:54Fucking love you.
02:56Holy fuck.
02:59There you go, Roger.
03:01All set.
03:02It looks like a regular old laptop.
03:04This regular old laptop is loaded with the latest Think Stink technology.
03:11It's so easy.
03:13Even a Mushom or a Cookom can use it.
03:15What about a handsome young uncle?
03:17Easy for them too.
03:19Oh, you don't say.
03:21Watch this.
03:23This is Laughing Stick in the Morning.
03:26The most handsome, entertaining, intelligent radio host in the world.
03:32Go on.
03:33All you do is press a few buttons, sit back, and relax.
03:40Now I can take real bathroom breaks instead of using my trusty old pee jug.
03:49Is this the place?
03:50Yep.
03:51I thought she brought me here.
03:52The thing is, the last time I was out here,
03:55I lost my best sandwich.
03:58It just disappeared.
04:00What?
04:01Really?
04:02I had it, and then I put it down just for one second.
04:05And for the life of me, I don't know where I put it.
04:09Out there.
04:10Yeah, out there.
04:12Beyond those trees.
04:14Way beyond those trees.
04:16Give me a scent.
04:20I got it.
04:30And don't come back until you find it.
04:32Hey man, it's not nice to stare at a woman when she's picking her nose.
04:36Yeah.
04:37Yeah.
04:38Yeah.
04:39Gonna be in port for a few days.
04:41Got some work to do on the barge.
04:43Well, yeah?
04:44She's been groaning like a whale in heat.
04:47You got coffee, or are you gonna have a mutiny on your hands?
04:50Fresh pot in the back, Captain Bro.
04:53You and Gail still bumping uglies?
04:56Nah, man.
04:58We're just bros, bro.
05:00Hey, I know what you're thinking.
05:03She goes port to port.
05:04Uh-huh.
05:05Yeah.
05:06And she's Cree.
05:08I think two of my kids are Cree.
05:10And she only dates people named Dean.
05:13Do middle names count?
05:15Don't set in and warn you, man.
05:21But Dean, look at her.
05:25She's like some kind of swashbuckling pirate.
05:28I bet she buckles all kinds of swashes.
05:37Okay, think stink.
05:40It's just you and me now.
05:42Let's see what you got.
05:44Play me the greatest native love song of all time.
05:49Here you go, Roger.
05:50Here's Chester Knight with Love Me Strong.
05:54Yes!
05:55This station will be the crown jewel of the North
05:58and will be the greatest duo since George and Tammy.
06:01Johnny and June.
06:02Guns and Roses.
06:04Actually, Roger, Guns and Roses are a band, not a power couple.
06:09Okay, think stink.
06:11Since you know everything, play me the second best native love song.
06:16Coming up.
06:19Nah.
06:20We'll work on that.
06:26This just isn't like Stephen Harper to take off without telling us.
06:29I'm worried.
06:38That's probably all the cleaning talking.
06:41I am by staying out of the way.
06:50Just sitting there.
06:51On your arse.
06:52People help in different ways, you know.
06:54Well, different ways you.
06:56Yeah, get off your cheat and go find Stephen Harper.
07:00We need his help.
07:02I'm in the middle of doing something.
07:05In the middle of doing something.
07:09Now you're at the end of doing something.
07:13All right, fine.
07:15But you two got to learn how to live without Stephen Harper doing everything for you guys.
07:20Yeah, I said that.
07:22The balloon for the coffee?
07:27Best be getting back to the ship to help me hands on deck.
07:30Later, scallywags.
07:32Avast here, maybe.
07:33Hold your course.
07:35I have words for your ears.
07:38Yo ho ho.
07:40I spent time on a barge.
07:43A prison barge.
07:45Oh yeah?
07:46Prove it.
07:47She's a beauty.
07:50Oops.
07:51Cousin Dean Leon?
07:55You're a dean?
07:57Only by middle name.
07:59Still counts.
08:02Come by later.
08:03We can swap sea stories.
08:07Won't that be weird with Dean?
08:11I asked him.
08:13What did he say?
08:15Yeah, man.
08:17Sure sounds like him.
08:21Arr, it's a date.
08:26Later, landlubber.
08:29I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I think wolves got to Stephen Harper.
08:40What?
08:41How do you know?
08:42Well, you can tell from the almost scissor-like rips and from the ketchup-like bloodstains
08:48that they definitely ate him alive.
08:50Not Stephen Harper.
08:56So sad.
08:57So sad.
08:58So sad.
08:59Well...
09:00I'm gonna go...
09:01I'm gonna go take a nap.
09:04Huh?
09:12Huh?
09:13What?
09:14Ma!
09:15Is that you?
09:16I tried to find your sandwich, Paul, and I searched everywhere!
09:23I'm so sorry, Stephen Harper!
09:25I never meant to get rid of you!
09:27Stephen Harper, I'm sorry!
09:29I shouldn't have tried to get rid of you, Paul!
09:31Paul!
09:32What did you do?
09:34PJ called Stephen Harper dead, so I drove him out to the bush to look for a sandwich.
09:40Only there was no sandwich!
09:42I just tried to get rid of him, and then I tore his shirt and told you guys he might have
09:47died, and now he might actually be dead!
09:53Paul!
09:54To all of you, that is a big initiative of a sin!
09:58Go get him!
10:00Okay, but I'm just gonna finish sleeping first, okay?
10:04No!
10:05Fine!
10:06Yeah, good one.
10:09What's so funny?
10:14Hey, a little privacy, bro.
10:16Actually, we're closing, so drink up.
10:18It's noon.
10:20Oops!
10:23Blimey!
10:24It got everywhere.
10:25Leon, go get a mop.
10:26It's my day off.
10:27We're fine.
10:28You can swab it later.
10:29Oh, hey!
10:30Why don't I just go fuck myself, then?
10:35Hope you like the second best native love song ever!
10:44Geez!
10:48What the fuck, bro?
10:49What the fuck, bro?
10:53What the fuck?
10:56And if you're wondering, yes!
10:57My voice is just as handsome in real life.
11:00Come to think of it.
11:01Can I help you?
11:02Can't even tell the difference.
11:04My voice is just as handsome in real life, come to think of it.
11:08Can I help you?
11:09Can't even tell the difference.
11:14We're a clone.
11:15Where do you hide the wires?
11:17I'm not a clone, you idiot.
11:19It's me, Roger.
11:21That's something a clone would say.
11:23Would a clone do this?
11:28According to my research, yes.
11:31You were just here earlier than expected.
11:34Ah, put that damn graph away, Lips.
11:36I can be in two places at the same time, thanks to Think Stink.
11:40Okay, good.
11:41I thought my predictions were off.
11:48What's so funny?
11:50So, I'm trying to fight off a sneeze, but the guy thinks I'm pointing to the road with my lips.
11:56I thought that Roger.
12:00Everything he knows.
12:01Yeah, but this Roger's better.
12:03Here's Timmy and the Takeovers with their hit song.
12:07They like me better than you.
12:11You got that right.
12:17Stephen Harper!
12:19Come on!
12:21Well, I tried.
12:24What the fuck?
12:26No, no, no, no, no, no.
12:29Stephen Harper?
12:31No!
12:35No, Stephen Harper!
12:37I should've been nicer to you!
12:40Oh, my God!
12:41You were the best cuck!
12:42No!
12:44You were the greatest cuck anyone could ask for!
12:48Oh!
12:49Did you mean that?
12:50How dare you make me think that you were dead!
12:53I'm sorry.
12:54I was just trying to find your sandwich.
12:55Forget the sandwich!
12:56We gotta get you home!
12:58Okay, then.
12:59Just let me grab my things.
13:02What?
13:04We're not gonna fit in there!
13:06Come on in.
13:07Come on.
13:13Want a stick of gum, please?
13:19Is it me?
13:20Or is she Cree?
13:23I say meh.
13:25She says me.
13:27But my heart is a mutiny.
13:31A barge captain.
13:33So greet PC.
13:35That's why I sing so mocha bee.
13:39Stuffing my face with loosies.
13:42Is she too deadly for me?
13:45For me.
13:47Bro.
13:49Still no gum?
13:50Uh, no, man.
13:52So if you're on the road, pick him up.
13:55Anyway, it's time for a good old-fashioned contest.
13:59Contest?
14:00The first five people to name a city that starts with any letter from the alphabet will get $100 from my own pocket.
14:06I don't have that kind of money.
14:07You know what?
14:08Make that $200.
14:09No!
14:10No!
14:11No, no, no, no, no, no.
14:13Damn you.
14:14Things stink.
14:16This is way bigger inside.
14:18And you have cable?
14:20No!
14:22Is it a thing?
14:24No, no, no, no!
14:25What?
14:26No!
14:27No!
14:28No, no, no, no!
14:29No, no, no!
14:31No!
14:32No, no, no, no!
14:33No, no, no, no!
14:34No, no, no, no, no!
14:36I did find a sandwich, by the way, but it wasn't the right bread.
14:39You found an actual sandwich?
14:42But we should probably leave it.
14:44Yeah, you're right, in case the original owner comes back for it.
14:47But, I mean, how long would we wait before we let them do that?
14:51Forget about the sandwich.
14:53Moose meat? Blueberries?
14:56Man, I can't believe that you did all of this in just one night.
15:01It's not the first time I've lived alone in the bush, Paul.
15:05Wow, we're really far out here.
15:07Hey, is that a squirrel over there?
15:09I bet it would make a great pet.
15:11Want to come up with names with me?
15:12I'll start. Christopher.
15:14No, wait, Christine.
15:16There's no rules that squirrels can't be girls.
15:19Squirrels, girls, curls.
15:20You know what? I think I left my sandwich back in the musk eggs.
15:24Oh, hey, why don't you go find it for us?
15:27Sure thing. See you, Mom and Dad.
15:29I searched for days, days for that sandwich, but I never found it.
15:32But I did find you guys. Remember?
15:40Cousin Leon sold his oregano, bro.
15:42Fucking cousin Leon, man!
15:44Yeah, man, he's gonna get it!
15:46Hey, guys. Can we be friends?
15:49Who is you, you pasty kid?
15:51Name's Stephen Harper.
15:53Cool name, bro. Hopefully nobody comes along and ruins it.
15:56Hey, look. A squirrel. I've been trying to catch one for months now.
16:00Man, are they fast. They bite pretty hard, too.
16:03You know what else is fast? Sharks.
16:06Bears, weasels. Did I say bears?
16:09There was no sandwich.
16:11What?
16:11I made it up.
16:13PJ called you dead, so I drove you out here and I left you.
16:17For good?
16:18Yep.
16:18Even worse, I told everybody back home that you were eaten by wolves.
16:24Anyway, come on. Let's head her back.
16:28Stephen Harper!
16:30Come back!
16:31Come back!
16:35Gail!
16:36You fucking creeper!
16:38Fuck!
16:39Dean?
16:42I just wanted to talk.
16:45What do you want?
16:46Hey.
16:47I, when I saw you with Leon, I felt, never mind.
16:56What?
16:58I like you.
17:00Well, I have to confess.
17:02I was a little hurt when you told Leon we were just bros.
17:05And I was hurt when you dated him.
17:07I just did that to make you feel jealous.
17:10So you don't like him?
17:12No, Dean. I like you.
17:14I'm Gail.
17:18Dean.
17:19Gail.
17:22Yeah.
17:22She steered my heart like a midnight barge, ran it aground with Dean in charge.
17:38And now I'm nothing but a fool at large.
17:43A fucking fool at large.
17:49Come back!
17:52Rose needs you!
17:54My mom needs you!
17:57I need you!
18:00I said it!
18:01Are you happy?
18:02It's okay.
18:14You don't have to eat me.
18:17Good boys.
18:18You don't want to eat me.
18:20I taste terrible.
18:22Oh, no.
18:25How ironic.
18:26Killed by my favorite activity.
18:29Eating.
18:30Shadow Juice!
18:31Moon Moon!
18:31Moj on!
18:35We go way back.
18:37You saved my life.
18:39You would have been all right.
18:40They just didn't like the way you were treating me.
18:43Man, I'm sorry, Stephen Harper.
18:46It's okay.
18:47You did what my parents never did.
18:50You came back.
18:54Yeah.
18:55Yeah.
18:56We should probably get going.
18:58Agnes and Rose must be worried.
18:59Come on.
19:00Let's go.
19:03Oh, berries.
19:05I love berries.
19:06Do you love berries?
19:08Of course you love berries.
19:08You know that I know that that's a good question.
19:09Man, shut the fuck up, Stephen Harper.
19:11I hate you so much.
19:13You got it, Paul.
19:16What are you doing, Roger?
19:18You're out of control, Think Stink.
19:20Don't do this to me.
19:22I mean, us.
19:24There can only be one Roger.
19:26And if that means no pee breaks, so be it.
19:29Wait, wait.
19:31We're meant to be together, George and Tammy.
19:34Nice try.
19:36You're just saying that.
19:40Nice try right back.
19:42I run on battery.
19:44Oh, yeah?
19:48Piss off.
19:50Who's the good Roger now?
20:07Hey, cousin Leon.
20:10You know how you're dating Gail?
20:12Yeah, man.
20:12Well, now I'm dating her.
20:16Yeah, man.
20:18You ain't mad?
20:20No way.
20:22For real?
20:24We had one date.
20:25You're both adults.
20:27True.
20:29Plus, your first name is Dean.
20:31I'm just a middle name, Dean.
20:32It wasn't meant to be.
20:34Oh, man.
20:35That's a huge relief.
20:36I thought you'd be pissed.
20:38You believed in me when nobody else would.
20:41Bro cousins.
20:42Bro cousins.
20:52Okay.
20:53We've been hanging out and bonding for weeks.
20:57PJ, tell me who this is.
20:59Me, mama.
21:01Aw.
21:02Good boy.
21:05Okay, PJ.
21:06Tell me who I am.
21:09I wonder what he calls me now.
21:18Fuck off, Stephen Harper.
21:21Ooh.
21:21Ooh.
21:21Ooh.
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