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00:00The following programme contains strong language and adult humour.
00:10Chris, we're going to ask you to throw to the break.
00:12Do I have to look in the camera? Because we could be here all night.
00:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:39Hello!
00:40Welcome to Never Mind the Buzzcocks.
00:42Music, chat, laughs.
00:44Oh.
00:47Joining Jamali on Noel's team tonight...
00:49Come take my hand
00:51I understand that you can
00:53You're my man
00:54A member of pop royalty, Girls Aloud,
00:57who is so obsessed with eating potatoes
00:59she had to be overruled by the band
01:01from renaming their songs.
01:03I Can't Speak French Fries, Love Machine
01:05and something kind of
01:06Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, hot potato!
01:10It's Nadine Coyle!
01:16And on Sophie Willenstein tonight...
01:18I just wanna give you my
01:22Oh, let's get started
01:25An award-winning singer
01:27whose hits include
01:28Something in the Water
01:29a hauntingly beautiful song
01:30they always play on Love Island
01:32after someone's fingered
01:33someone they shouldn't have
01:34It's Tom Gruden!
01:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:42And...
01:43An award-winning comedian
01:44who won the hearts of the nation
01:45with his performances on Strictly.
01:47People were amazed
01:48that he could perform so brilliantly
01:50with his visual impairment
01:51and I agree
01:52It's suspicious
01:53I'll go further
01:54I don't think he's blind!
01:56HEADS UP!
01:57HEADS UP!
01:58HUCKY SACK!
01:59LAUGHTER
02:00Fair enough, he's blind!
02:02It's Christmas course then!
02:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:10And I'd like everyone at home
02:12who's getting onto their computers
02:13to complain now
02:14to note how much Chris laughed
02:16and Chris and I came up
02:17with that joke together
02:18so you can fuck off!
02:19LAUGHTER
02:21Welcome to the show everyone
02:22Welcome, welcome, welcome
02:23Thanks for having us
02:24Lovely to see you all
02:25Nadine, let's start with you
02:26Great year for you last year
02:27Tell me about the tour
02:28Is it exciting?
02:29It was brilliant!
02:30We'd flew in motorbikes
02:31across arenas
02:32and done all sorts of fun stuff
02:34Yet you ruined it
02:35by constantly choking on confetti
02:37I did!
02:39Who knew they could be so dangerous?
02:41Wee bits of paper
02:42Don't they taste like shit as well?
02:43They're awful
02:44Did you ever, Tom
02:45you're going to take a deep breath
02:46and you're
02:47and they've got a confetti fall
02:48and they're like
02:49hatchy in the back of their throat
02:50That's awful
02:51That is a shit way to die though
02:52Is it?
02:53Is it?
02:54I think they're reusing them
02:56They are
02:57They're just sweeping them back up
02:58That's it!
02:59No, no, no
03:00If you had a confetti business
03:01No way
03:02You're not getting new confetti
03:03every time, are you?
03:04That is exactly it
03:05You've got to sit there with scissors
03:07cutting them into little squares
03:10Tom Grennan's here, everybody
03:11Did you know how soulful Tom Grennan's voice is?
03:19He made the Gillette advert sound great
03:21Have a listen to this
03:22Gillette's the best a man can get
03:28Genuinely good, innit?
03:30For what?
03:31For what?
03:33For what?
03:34I wasn't expecting it to do what it did
03:37So I just thought
03:38Oh, do an advert
03:39and no one's going to know
03:40It's me
03:41And then all of a sudden
03:42Boom
03:43And now everybody
03:44If they ever do see me in the street
03:45They're like
03:46Gillette guy
03:47I'm like, I've done fucking more than just for Gillette
03:49I genuinely think that Tom and Nadine can make anything sound soulful
03:55I've printed off a song for you to sing for us
03:57Let's lower the lights
03:58This is going to be profound
04:00Anna, the first time you've duetted together, I suspect
04:03Yes
04:04We need a clap in here
04:05Alright
04:06We need a clap
04:07Bob the Builder
04:10Can we fix it?
04:12Bob the Builder
04:14Yes, we can
04:16Yes!
04:17Woo!
04:18Woo!
04:23Genuinely amazing
04:26Made my balls go up inside me
04:28In a good way
04:30In a good way
04:31In a good way
04:32In a good way
04:33Chris McCawson's here
04:34Woo!
04:35Are you sick of talking about Strictly yet?
04:39People say to me
04:40You must be so sick of this by now
04:42I'm honestly not
04:43Like
04:44I'm like
04:45I'm still living in the glory
04:46I mean, let's be honest
04:47It's fucking remarkable, wasn't it?
04:52It was very
04:53It was very, very good
04:54Hacking sack!
04:58You also won Celebrity Mastermind
04:59Is that right?
05:00I did
05:01Specialised subject?
05:02Pearl Jam
05:03I was on with Anne Diamond
05:04Who did a history of British Radar
05:06Erm
05:08Cause her
05:09Dad invented British Radar
05:11How many did you count?
05:12I think I got nine on Pearl Jam
05:13And my dad's not in the band
05:15Woo!
05:16Hey, let's crack on with the show, shall we?
05:21All right, the first question is for Noel's team
05:23Take a look at this
05:24Slim Shady
05:25Yes, I'm the real Shady
05:26All you other Slim Shady's are just emitating
05:28So I'm the real Slim Shady
05:30Please stand up
05:31Please stand up
05:32Please stand up
05:33Please stand up
05:34Please stand up
05:35Please stand up
05:36Please stand up
05:37Please stand up
05:38Thank you
05:39Thank you
05:40Thank you
05:41That was homicidal mini-milk, Eminem
05:43Tell me, who did he have a petty grievance with at the 2002 MTV Awards?
05:56Was it A
05:57Before the ceremony guests were given gift bags which include bottles of sunscreen
06:01Enrique Iglesias gave his to Eminem and said
06:04I think you need this more than me, amigo
06:06Eminem grabbed it and rapped
06:08Amigo, how about me go rub this on you whole
06:11Before smearing some sunscreen across Enrique's silky blouse
06:15Or was it B
06:17An intoxicated Eminem upset Mariah Carey by following her around backstage calling her Mariah Hairy
06:23He kept going until Christina Aguilera saw what was happening and intervened
06:28Resulting in Eminem following her around and calling her Christina Agua Hairy-er
06:37Or was it C
06:38At the awards Eminem punched a puppet dog in the face because of a feud he had with Moby
06:43Simple as that
06:44There you go, Knowles team
06:46One of those incredibly is true
06:49I think Eminem respects silky blouses, man
06:51I don't think you fuck up with silky blouse
06:53No
06:54You think Eminem respects silky blouses?
06:56Yeah
06:57Let's see, it's gotta be that one
07:00Punched a puppet dog in the face because of a feud he was having with Moby
07:04Why'd he punch the dog?
07:05The puppet dog was trying to get them to reconcile
07:08I think Moby would be quite annoying, I could see
07:13What do you think?
07:14I think he'd be irritating, he's got an annoying vibe, I bet he's into Bitcoin now
07:18I bet he is
07:19Why are you all just ignoring Christina Aguilera?
07:28I love it, I love it
07:30I think that's hilarious
07:31Have you met her, Mariah?
07:32I have met Mariah, yeah
07:33Is she hairy?
07:34She's got beautiful hair
07:38She's like a Wookiee
07:39So
07:43I've never met her
07:44She's constantly having to shave apparently
07:54The fact that one of them is true, I kind of respect that
07:56He knows how to feud, as a man who likes feuds himself, this is a good feud
07:59Jamali loves a feud
08:01Who have you got beef with?
08:02A blood feud
08:03Brian, Brian Blessed
08:07He's fallen out with Blessed
08:08Right, fuck, he's always giving it to Biggons, Blessed, isn't he?
08:10Yeah, he's very loud
08:11Why have you actually had a falling out with him?
08:12No, I met him one time and it was just, I just had to say him
08:15You're at a ten, let's take it down to a four
08:19Jamali
08:20Why are you screaming?
08:23I've got beef with my bin man
08:25There we go, why?
08:26For some reason, my bin man
08:28Would check what's in the recycling bin
08:30And he's put a note on my bin saying
08:32Not allowed to take it
08:34Because smells of fish
08:36So now, I've got a full bin
08:38And you're not taking my bin
08:40Do you think that outing him on national television
08:43Is going to make it worse or bad?
08:45If you're watching this bin man, fuck you
08:48Yeah
08:49Yeah
08:50Yeah
08:51Let's have a look at Eminem
08:57Here he is, on the night in question
08:59I know what you're all thinking
09:01Who knew Eminem had such tiny arms?
09:03Have you ever met Eminem?
09:07I have always shared a label at a point at Universal
09:10And I was so confused as why he was getting private jets
09:14And we had to split a sandwich between five people
09:17And I was like, well that's not fair
09:19But I didn't realise he was making all of the money
09:22He could have bought you a fucking sandwich though
09:25He didn't know
09:27So I had like imaginary beef
09:29Yeah
09:30What sandwich was it?
09:31Cheese and Marmite
09:32She's already told you it was imaginary beef
09:34It was...
09:37That was a good deal
09:38That was good
09:40Here's my favourite Eminem fact
09:42You know that riff that Dr Dre used for My Name Is?
09:45Yeah
09:46It's going to blow your mind if you don't already know
09:48Who originally performed that riff
09:50It's a well known English duo
09:52Here's the riff
09:53Have a listen to the riff
09:54Hi
09:56My name is
09:57My name is
09:58My name is
10:00My name is Sadie
10:01Jedward
10:04I'll tell you this Sophie
10:05Jedward is no more ridiculous than the truth
10:08Don't say the crankies
10:13Did I just tell you?
10:14Yeah
10:15Chas and Dave
10:16Oh yeah
10:19That is leg that
10:20That is leg
10:21Cool facts innit?
10:22That's cool
10:23Chas and Dave were also a big influence on NWA
10:26Which is why Fuck the Police was originally called
10:28Wallop have a banana
10:34Let's make a decision
10:35I would...
10:36I think it's C
10:38Because I remember it's a dog that's smoking a cigar
10:41And it tried to get them back together so he hit it?
10:43Yeah
10:44I'm going with Jamali
10:45What? I said it five fucking minutes ago
10:50Men!
10:51Yeah
10:52What are you doing?
10:53Men
10:54Yes
10:55Great news is Nadine, who came up with this answer first, is right!
11:00Eminem was triggered after Moby's friend Robert Schmeagle who voices a puppet called Triumph the Insult Comic Dog thought it would be funny to make them both speak to each other
11:16Eminem got so irritated that he ended up punching the puppet
11:19Here's the puppet
11:20Yeah, see?
11:21The cigar
11:22He's right
11:23Well done, Noel's team
11:24That's a point to you!
11:27Good
11:30Join us after the break for Sophie's question
11:32Chris, do you want to throw to break?
11:33Yeah, we've got an advert break coming up
11:35Go and do what you've got to do
11:36But do come back because honestly, it gets better
11:39Welcome back to Nevermind The Buzzcocks, the show that thinks Taylor Swift's music is fine, nothing wrong with it, it's just not that great
12:00And if you think it is, you haven't listened to enough music, shut up
12:03Sophie's team, get ready, this question is for you, take a look at this
12:08Never fulfill them
12:10Could be better
12:12Should be better
12:14Oh
12:16Listen to love
12:18As I'm in it too deep and I'm trying to keep up above in my head
12:24Instead of going under
12:26Just one thing makes me forget
12:30Great, great one
12:34That was level 42, some 41 and a reggae band that sums up something that Jamali can't accept, you be 40
12:46That's good
12:48Are you 40 Jamal?
12:56No I'm not, I'm fucking 34
12:58You're 34
13:00I'm going to let you off because you can't see my youthful globe
13:03No I'll be honest mate, you talk like a 12 year old
13:06Yeah
13:11But can you tell me who overreacted to an incident during a gig?
13:15A was it backstage at the Reggae in the Park Music Festival in London, UB40's Ali Campbell stepped on a rake which flipped up and busted his lip open
13:25After calming down, Ali laughed about the incident and he said
13:29It was like something out of Looney Tunes
13:33Is it Looney Tunes? Or is it Toons?
13:35I can never remember
13:41Or was it B, while signing a fan's banner
13:43Some 41 front man, Derek Wibley, real name, received a paper cut that caused him to pass out
13:49He was eventually revived on stage by the band's underweight roadie, Fat Knockers
13:55Who shoved two ice cubes in his ear and one down his pants
13:59Or was it C, while performing at a gig, level 42 front man, Mark King, thought they'd been shot at when he heard a bang
14:06And saw their guitarist, Boone Gould, recoil back shouting
14:10I'm bleeding!
14:11Turned out a fan had thrown a melted choc-ice at him which he'd have stood for blood
14:17There you go, one of those incredibly is true
14:19There's a lot of information isn't there
14:21There's so much info
14:22I was going to say B
14:23I think that would be somebody being dramatic, wouldn't it?
14:26Yeah
14:27Which one's some 41 that I'm in too deep
14:29Yeah, it'd be the pop punk one, yeah
14:30He's talking about his paper cut, isn't he?
14:32Yeah
14:35Is it the shot being shot thinking you?
14:38Choc-ice
14:39Because that could be one
14:40Why would a choc-ice look like blood?
14:42Why would there be a rake at a reggae festival?
14:44Whoever's written this
14:45Yeah
14:46It's one of the great questions of our age
14:49Exactly
14:50Let me give you some facts to help you work out the answer
14:53MI5 spent years and years spying on UB40
14:56Under the assumption the bands were communists
14:59Plotting to overthrow the government
15:01Lead singer Ali Campbell said
15:02The band intended to sue in order to retrieve recordings
15:05And phone tappings
15:07But they didn't want them to end up with
15:09And I quote
15:10Poisoned umbrellas sticking out of our arseholes
15:12Paranoid
15:15Yeah
15:16Here's a fact about Sum 41
15:18And I'm just going to tell you this
15:19This is what Noel Gallagher said about them
15:21Do you ever look at the sky and think
15:23I'm glad I'm alive?
15:25After I heard Sum 41 I thought
15:27I'm actually alive to hear the shittiest band of all time
15:31Which is quite something when you think about it
15:34Quick level 42 fact before we guess
15:37Lead singer and bassist Mark King insured his thumb for 3 million pounds
15:43Gosh
15:44And you can see why he insured it for that much
15:46Because he seems to have a rare genetic condition
15:48Where over the years his thumb has got incrementally bigger
15:51Have a look
15:52Thumb
15:53Thumb
15:54Thumb
15:55Thumb
15:56Thumb
15:57Thumb
15:59Thumb
16:00Let's have a guess
16:01I think it's got to be B hasn't it?
16:02Yeah
16:03Yeah that kind of pussy pop punk stuff
16:05You'd pass out with a paper cup wouldn't you?
16:08You're perfectly happy that the roadie of Sum 41 is called fat knockers
16:12Just to be clear
16:13Oh I've got a minute
16:14I think C actually
16:16You're the captain Tom
16:17What are you saying?
16:18I'm going with my captain so if you think C
16:20What do you think Chris?
16:21Go C
16:22Well I'll go with C then
16:23Yeah alright great
16:24The answer is indeed C
16:25Well done.
16:27Popular.
16:29While opening for the police in Germany,
16:32a fan threw a melted chock ice at level 42,
16:35and the guitarist, Boone Gould, fell back shouting,
16:38I'M BLEEDING!
16:40Has anyone ever been injured on stage?
16:42I've fallen off.
16:43You've fallen off stage? Yeah.
16:45Well, yeah, it happens, doesn't it?
16:47More than you think.
16:48You've had a hell of a ride, haven't you?
16:50Ironically, am I the only one that hasn't fallen off stage?
16:53Well done.
16:57Didn't you break your leg?
16:58Not on stage, I broke my leg on an electric scooter.
17:00I fell off it, and I said, I think I broke my leg.
17:02Mum was like, you fucking liar.
17:04So, she took me to hospital, but she made me walk on it,
17:07because she's like, you're lying, walk on it.
17:09Why are parents like that?
17:10My dad did the same thing, I broke my back.
17:12What?
17:13Yeah, I broke my back, I crawled in.
17:15I was like, Dad, my back.
17:17And he's like, just get up.
17:19I was walking around on a broken back for six weeks.
17:21Would you walk on your arms, that's why you're muscling now?
17:23Yeah, exactly.
17:27Just all upper body.
17:28Fuck you.
17:29Yeah.
17:31I'm not sure your career would have gone as well
17:33if you'd come on stage.
17:39At the end of that round, both teams have one point!
17:43Next up, it's the intros round.
17:53Noel's team, Noel and Nadine, on your feet, please.
17:57You'll be performing an intro of a song to Jamali.
17:59And remember, Jamali, it's the title of the song we're looking for.
18:02Take it away.
18:03I sort of vaguely remember this.
18:05OK, that's a good start.
18:06I know, I know.
18:07I'm like, vaguely that's better than I've got.
18:09Knowing you, you're definitely not going to get this.
18:12OK.
18:13I'll just tune out.
18:16I have a tune on my head, but I think it's for a different song.
18:19Yeah, go on, you do it.
18:20Oh, really?
18:22I really do.
18:23Can you do it together?
18:25I'll do a beat.
18:26That's pretty much all it fucking does.
18:40I think I know that.
18:41I'll pass it over.
18:42Well, I haven't even took a guess yet.
18:43Oh, sorry.
18:52Jamali, what do you think?
18:54Uh, pass.
18:58Tom?
18:59Is it Coldplay?
19:00Yes.
19:01The Scientist.
19:02It is The Scientist!
19:04Hello!
19:07That was good, wasn't it?
19:11Here's how it should have sounded.
19:21What a tune.
19:24That was The Scientist by Coldplay.
19:26Chris Martin once said,
19:27Music comes from a place we don't know.
19:29Speak for yourself, Chris.
19:30I know where my music comes from.
19:32Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah.
19:39All right.
19:40Back to the nest.
19:41Next song, please.
19:55Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
19:57Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
20:01This is good. Yeah.
20:03Do do do do do do.
20:04Do do do do do do do do do.
20:06Tune.
20:07Do do do do do.
20:08Do do do do do do.
20:10Come on.
20:11Come on.
20:16Marley, come on.
20:18Yeah.
20:18Hang on a minute.
20:20It's 50 Cent.
20:21Candy Shop.
20:22Yeah!
20:23Yeah!
20:25That was Fifty Cent with Candy Shop. Here's how it should have sounded.
20:45That was Fifty Cent with Candy Shop. Lyrics include,
20:48I'll take you to the candy shop, I'll let you lick the lollipop.
20:51Fiddy, I'm a middle aged man, take me to the garden centre and get me some mulch.
20:56If it all goes well with the planting, then, and only then, can we talk about your sucking dick.
21:05Well done, Knowles team, you got one right!
21:15OK, Sophie's team, Chris and Tom, on your feet, you're going to perform to Sophie.
21:20Yeah. Remember, it is the title of the song we're looking for, not the band.
21:24We've got this.
21:25All right, eighth one. You ready? You ready?
21:27Here we go.
21:28You going? Go!
21:33Now...
21:34Is it your song? I wish. No, no. I know that intro.
21:47That is class, that is. That's worth a round of applause.
21:51Thank you!
21:52Thank you!
21:53Thank you!
21:54I can hear it, but I can't remember it. I'm sorry, because you've done brilliant.
21:57Is it The Kooks? It's not The Kooks, I'll pass it over.
22:01It's the Arctic Monkeys, isn't it? What's the song?
22:02It is, um...
22:03Come on, thank you, thank you.
22:04All I Wanna Know. Do you know what? You were so close. It's Do I Wanna Know.
22:08Do I Wanna Know? Do I Wanna Know? That's it.
22:09Close.
22:10Here's how it should have sounded.
22:11Here's how it should have sounded.
22:12Here's how it should have sounded.
22:13Here's how it should have sounded.
22:15That was The Arctic Monkeys, isn't it?
22:16What's the song?
22:17It is, um...
22:18Come on, thank you, thank you, thank you.
22:20All I Wanna Know.
22:21Do you know what? You were so close. It's Do I Wanna Know?
22:25Do I Wanna Know? That's it.
22:26Close.
22:27Here's how it should have sounded.
22:28That was The Arctic Monkeys for Do I Wanna Know.
22:45Yes, Alex, we're playing Guess Who. Sorta goes with the territory.
22:48My God, you're shit company on games night.
22:50Flip all the mustaches down.
22:53Next song, please. Song two.
22:56Alright. 3...
23:052... 1...
23:07Could you do the next bit?
23:16I don't know yet.
23:18Tom, I think you should do it again and Tom should just walk around on his hands.
23:23do you want to do one more okay one more time I'm gonna pass it over let's go quick three two one
23:33down down and down down and down down and down down and down down down down down down down down
23:43down down down down all I need to do is look at Sophie's baffled face couldn't see it Greg couldn't
23:52see it power of love it is the power of love by Huey Lewis in the news correct
24:22that was the power of love by Huey Lewis in the news lyrics include the power of love is a curious
24:38thing making one man weep make another man sing although interestingly when I orgasm I do both
24:44you guessed none correct and at the end of that round Sophie's team have two points and Noel's team
24:56have three points time for some adverts Nadine take us to the break we'll be back in three so we can go and
25:09have a wee lovely welcome back to never mind the buscocks or as Elton John calls it never
25:28never mind the buscocks our next round is called ID parade where our panel must identify a band
25:39Noel's team here's your lineup for the audience at home take a look at this
25:43that was mum rah with she's got you high but can you tell me which of our lineup are James New and James
26:10Argyle from the band there's two members of the band there is it number one she got you high number
26:17two lovely curls takes ages to dry number three turn it off and then on I'm the IT guy number four I guess
26:27I'm pretty fly for a white guy or was it number five tummy is hairy and so is my thigh but my bum is so
26:33smooth I wax it that's why there you go Noel's team what you think I don't know Bob number three looks too
26:44young to be looking that stressed you know I think number four looks like it just is like opti something
26:52like there's a secret yeah you're up to something number one looks so sad yeah he's depressed boy my life's in pieces
26:59number two is always bringing a guitar to a barbecue man
27:06and everyone at the barbecue is going oh I think you're right about number four I think number four is
27:20such a naughty boy you are there's something why are you such a naughty what have you been doing you naughty boy
27:25something he's been up to something he's been ghosting girls on hinge something it was number one's girl
27:33number five I recognize yeah yeah he looks like he's always having scraps on mum's net but
27:44I imagine you want a few facts about mum rah they were both schoolmates they both got suspended from
27:55school whoo-wee what for what chasing a squirrel it's not a suspension is it let's pick out James and
28:10James from mum rah I'm just going to put it out there right I think it's number four and number
28:15five number one man there's something in him that's the artist's soul right there it looks like it looks
28:21like it could be in a band I think number one's in the bag that's number one's safe so you don't
28:26think number four now yeah it's number five he looks like he used to be a rocker but now he feeds his
28:31kids avocados okay we've locked it in one and five one and five will the two Jameses
28:39it's gonna from mum rah please step forward no see the ones come here you've got one of
28:46all
28:46yeah
28:59James and James from mum rah hello boys you're much happier now you've come out of the line up
29:04which we're all relieved about will we see mum rah back together at any point we're doing a gig in
29:09a couple of weeks actually it's James and James from mum rah give a round of applause for all of our boys please all of our boys
29:21so if you're staying your turn for the audience at home take a look at this
29:28yeah
29:35that was the chimes with heaven but Sophie's team what I want to know is which of our line up is singer Pauline Henry from the band is it number one the chimes number two the chimes
29:42number two I park anywhere and just pay off the fines number three why the grumpy face I've been sucking limes
29:49number four a woman wearing trousers sign of the times or number five I'm so tall I hit power limes
29:56that was the chimes with heaven but Sophie's team what I want to know is which of our line up is singer Pauline Henry from the band is it number one the chimes number two I park anywhere and just pay off the fines number three why the grumpy face I've been sucking limes
30:08number four a woman wearing trousers sign of the times or number five I'm so tall I hit power limes
30:19there they are who is Pauline Henry firstly that song sounded wicked it was good but can I just say do we get any extra bit of a problem this isn't it Greg
30:30oh yeah yeah sure it is
30:39yeah
30:45I'll just do it we just do what they did yeah number four looks like she sniffs bins
30:49what do you reckon can I help anyway Chris you want to go and
30:55Do you want to go and...? I'm not going over to feel them, mate.
31:00You don't have to go and feel them up.
31:01We're going to allow you to ask some questions, Chris, if you want.
31:03Oh, OK. Uh, hello.
31:06Hi. Oh, OK, you're over there.
31:11Number one, what was the worst thing about being in a band?
31:14Hmm. Oh, you're a ghost.
31:19Most of it was fun, to be fair, but it's just a lot of hard work.
31:23OK. This feels a bit like blind
31:25day now, isn't it? Sophie, come on.
31:28Oh, shit!
31:37What's your name and where do you come from?
31:40Now she's taking the piss out of Scousers.
31:46Number two, what was the worst thing about being in a band?
31:49Woody's travelling. Travelling? Oh, God, she sounds like she's done some miles,
31:53dancing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:55Number three, what was your favourite city to go to on tour?
31:58Manchester.
31:59Oh. Ooh.
32:00Straight, yeah.
32:01Why?
32:04Because it had a vibe.
32:05What was the vibe in Manchester, number three?
32:07Happy.
32:08Oh, I don't know then.
32:10Number four, what was your worst city to go to?
32:15London.
32:15Why, why, why is that?
32:18Too many people there.
32:19A pop star who doesn't want too many people telling me.
32:23It's not number four.
32:25Number five, what was your go-to meal when you were on tour?
32:29Rice and peas and oxtail.
32:34Number one looks cool.
32:35She's like pop star vibes.
32:36She's the only one who doesn't look like a daytime drama actress.
32:41Do you know what I mean?
32:42I'm going to have to push you for an answer, folks.
32:43What do you think?
32:44I think one.
32:45I'm going number two, fuck you.
32:49I think he's number four.
32:50Yeah, it doesn't mean you can't overrule me.
32:51I'm going to overrule both of you.
32:53I will not have a rebellion on my shit.
32:55Go on, go on then.
32:55One.
32:56Let's see if you're right.
32:57The real Pauline Henry.
32:59Please step forward.
33:00Come on, one.
33:05Oh.
33:05Oh, hey!
33:06That's it!
33:07Oh, I thought it was looking, wouldn't I?
33:10It's one.
33:11One.
33:12One.
33:12Ah!
33:14Sophie's team, you were right!
33:18Hello, Pauline.
33:19Hi.
33:19How are you?
33:20I'm excellent, thank you.
33:21What are you up to?
33:23Just released a new single, out now.
33:25Yes, I'm getting it.
33:26Henry.
33:27CHEERING
33:27CHEERING
33:28Let's hear it for Pauline Henry.
33:32The rest of our line-up.
33:33CHEERING
33:38At the end of that round, Sophie's team have three points,
33:41and Noel's team are in the lead with four points.
33:44CHEERING
33:45CHEERING
33:46Cut, please.
33:47Right, it's time for next line.
33:49Sophie's team, you're up first.
33:51You're on the clock, remember.
33:53Right.
33:53Your time starts now.
33:56Gillette.
33:57The best a man can get.
33:58Correct.
33:59LAUGHTER
34:00Tom Grennan, the best a man can get.
34:02I'm broke, but I'm happy.
34:04Oh, someone...
34:06I'm tall, but I'm wise.
34:08LAUGHTER
34:10I'm poor, but I'm kind.
34:11Delanus Morissette, hand in pocket.
34:12LAUGHTER
34:13I left you multiple missed calls, and my message, you reply...
34:17Why do you only call me when you're high?
34:18Yes, Arctic Monkeys.
34:19Why do you always call me when you're high?
34:21I'm a genie in a bottle.
34:22Someone rub me so I can come out.
34:24Yeah.
34:25You've got to rub me the right way!
34:26You've got to rub me the right way!
34:27Oh!
34:28Christina Aguilera.
34:29You're a genie in a bottle.
34:29I want to kiss you, but I want it too much.
34:32Erm...
34:32I kiss you when I want it too much.
34:34Greg Wallace, MasterChef.
34:35LAUGHTER
34:41I want to taste...
34:43I want to taste you, but your lips are venomous poison.
34:45Greg Wallace, MasterChef!
34:45Alice Cooper, poison.
34:47When you're smiling, keep on smiling.
34:49The whole world smiles with you.
34:50Yes, Louis Armstrong, when you're smiling.
34:52Ah.
34:53That is hard.
34:54It's hard.
34:55It's hard.
34:56So good, then.
34:58APPLAUSE
35:02Well done, Sophie's team scored four points!
35:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:09Noel's team, you need four points to win.
35:11Can I ask you a question before we start?
35:13Anything.
35:13Is Elton John still down there, noshing you off?
35:17Give everyone a little wave, Elton.
35:18LAUGHTER
35:26All right, Noel's team, and your time starts now.
35:30Take on me, take on me.
35:31I'll be yours!
35:33I'll be gone in a day or two.
35:34Aha, take on me.
35:36Guess who's back?
35:37Back again.
35:37Shady's back, tell her friend.
35:39Correct, Eminem, without me.
35:40Something Kinda Ooh.
35:42Jumping on my tutu.
35:44Girls Aloud, Something Kinda Ooh, correct.
35:46Oh, Lordy Lord, trouble so hard.
35:48Stop singing, I get drawn into it.
35:51I forget about the quiz.
35:53Don't nobody know the troubles, but God.
35:55Moby, Natural Blues.
35:56I'll take you to the candy shop.
35:57Let you lick the lollipop.
35:59Yes, 50 Cent Candy Shop.
35:59Keep going, we're on a roll.
36:01So you're Brad Pitt.
36:02You know that don't impress me, Mark.
36:03Yes, Shania Twain, that don't impress me too much.
36:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:07So, it means it's the end of the round, and it's the end of the show, and I can tell you that
36:22Sophie's team have seven points, but with eight points, our winners tonight are Noel's team.
36:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:32My thanks to Chris, Sophie, Tom, Nadine, Noel and Jamali.
36:37Tonight!
36:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:54YERED
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