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01:10Okay, so just a weird dream then.
01:16It's the middle of the night. Who is that? The ghosts messing around?
01:20Uh, hello? Who is it?
01:23It's me, Ace. Let me in already.
01:27Oh, sure. What are you doing here so late?
01:30No way! Shut up! You got collared!
01:35As of this moment, I am never, ever going back to Hearts Labule!
01:41So starting today, I'm going to live in this door!
01:45What?!
01:49But first, I'll never forget to play.
01:51It's the middle of the night.
01:53Did you hear the music?
01:54You're waiting for us.
01:55It's the middle of the night.
01:58Something said,
01:59I'm so excited to see you next time.
03:29Okay, do you want to talk about it?
03:38I ate a piece of tart.
03:40What? That's it?
03:45I need a nap.
03:47I'm exhausted.
03:49You got anything worth snacking on?
03:51What's in the fridge?
03:52Oh, yes!
03:58These look amazing!
04:02I mean, there are so many.
04:05I can help myself to a slice.
04:08Who's going to care?
04:09Down the hatch, baby!
04:11Holy crap, this is amazing!
04:18Of course it is.
04:19Trey is quite the accomplished chef.
04:20His tarts are always exceptional.
04:23Seriously, this is like wicked good.
04:25Way better than the ones they...
04:27Brave of you indeed to touch something of mine uninvited.
04:39Queen of Hearts rule number 89.
04:42Never eat a tart without the queen's express permission.
04:46Theft of a tart is an unforgivable crime!
04:49Witch, you must be punished!
04:55Off with your head!
04:57Now I can't use magic because of this stupid collar.
05:05I know.
05:06It's annoying, isn't it?
05:08Ugh!
05:09Housewarden my foot!
05:10I think he just enjoys being mean!
05:13How does he even remember all those rules?
05:15Almost makes me sick just thinking about it.
05:17Hmm.
05:18But you did eat the tart without asking, right?
05:21Kind of a justified punishment.
05:23Wha-huh?
05:24Yeah, because if there were three tarts,
05:26they were probably saving them for something.
05:27Like a birthday shindig, you know?
05:30Shindig? What?
05:31Then it would make perfect sense why he would be upset.
05:33You should go find him tomorrow and apologize.
05:36Huh?
05:37Come on, bro.
05:38You're making it sound like I'm the one who messed up.
05:40You are the one who messed up.
05:42So go apologize.
05:43Uh, uh, uh, yeah, but...
05:47Ugh!
05:50Ah!
05:51Okay, dude, just stop looking at me like that!
05:53But this is your stupid idea, so you're coming with me!
05:56Okay, if it'll make you feel better.
05:58Oh, cool.
05:59So, uh, where should I crash?
06:01Oh, for the love of...
06:02I didn't think you were serious.
06:04You can sleep here in the lounge.
06:05Here?
06:06Ha-ha!
06:07No way, man.
06:08It's like 70% dust.
06:10Yeah, well, you're 100% annoying.
06:14Oh, well, I love new friends, don't you?
06:19Maybe one day you'll get to be the next ghost in our crew.
06:22We're going to have so much fun!
06:25Shut up!
06:27I'm trying to sleep!
06:29Whoa!
06:29Whoa!
06:36Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
06:37Stop knocking already.
06:39Yeah, yeah, I hear you.
06:40I'm coming.
06:41Relax!
06:42You're going to break down the door.
06:44Uh?
06:45Now, how did I know I was going to find you here?
06:49Juice?
06:50Heard what happened.
06:52Huh?
06:52You're a real idiot, aren't you?
06:53Shut your face!
06:55I didn't mean to take that from you!
06:57So, like, is Housewarden still upset?
07:00Um, not really.
07:02He off with your head and, like, three other guys, because they didn't wake up on time,
07:06so maybe he's a little annoyed.
07:08But other than that, he seems fine.
07:09What do you mean, fine?
07:11He sounds super pissed!
07:13Well, you're not going to get much out of class today with your magic, Seelb.
07:17Maybe he'll take that off if you ask nicely?
07:19Are you insane?
07:20I'm not going to try to approach him now!
07:22No way!
07:23I think I'd better wait around until he cools off a little.
07:26Trying to avoid him is only going to make it worse.
07:28Come on, man!
07:29Don't get it!
07:30Right now!
07:30Hey!
07:31You're going to dislocate my shoulder!
07:33Hey!
07:33No, no, no, no, no, no!
07:35Hey, Deuce!
07:36Where's your dorm?
07:37What's it like?
07:38Wanna come and see it?
07:40Oh, this place is amazing!
07:48Are these all magic mirrors?
07:51Well, sort of.
07:51These are transportation gates.
07:53You're in the only dorm that's actually on campus.
07:56The others are super far away, so we have to use a portal.
07:59They're all themed.
07:59As I'm sure you can tell, this one's ours.
08:07Good to go?
08:08Uh, yeah, I guess.
08:10What's wrong?
08:11It's my first time.
08:13I've never done this.
08:14You get used to it pretty quick.
08:17Let's go.
08:17Oh, yeah.
08:37Oh, yeah.
08:38Wow, their door is like an actual palace.
09:04So this... this hurts the Puyol.
09:09And it's amazing. I don't know what I expected, but dang.
09:17What's that guy doing to the flowers?
09:19Oh no, oh no. Gotta hurry and paint these roses red.
09:23Oops, almost missed one. Paint them all or lose your head.
09:28Why do I feel like...
09:31I've seen this before.
09:35Oh, him?
09:37One of the upperclassmen from yesterday.
09:39Hey, you! You in the bushes! What are you doing over there?
09:43Huh? Who, me? What's it look like?
09:46I'm painting the white roses red, obviously.
09:48And whatever would you be doing that for?
09:51Hmm, that clueless little look is totally camomble.
09:55Oh, hey, you're the troublemaking first years!
09:58Yeah, and you're the one that stole the house warden's tart, ain't ya color boy?
10:01Hey, how'd you know that?
10:04It's literally the only thing anyone is talking about this morning.
10:07Lucky me, running into our infamous newcomer twice in two days.
10:11Hey, come here. You wanna take a selfie with me?
10:14You know, I'm not really feeling it.
10:16Come on, it'll be cute.
10:18Yaaas!
10:21I am for sure posting this on Magicam.
10:24You gotta tell me your names though, so I can tag you guys.
10:27Uh, he's Ace Trapala. He's Deuce Spade.
10:30Plus the illustrious Grimm and my minion.
10:32Did you say you were posting this to Magicam?
10:35Yeah, it's like an app where users can upload and share photos with each other.
10:39Oh, of course. We have something similar to that in my world, too.
10:44Okay, all posted. You may now share it.
10:47And if you haven't picked up on it by now, I'm a third year senior.
10:50The name's Diamond. Kader Diamond.
10:53But my friends call me KK.
10:55Oh, uh, it's nice to meet you. I'm Yuken Enma. Everyone calls me Yu.
10:59Ugh, Yuken! You must be the fabled prefect of Ramshackle House I've heard so much about.
11:04I am.
11:05I can't believe you live in that dump. All dark and dingy. Nothing Magicamable about that place at all.
11:11I legit feel sorry for you.
11:13The more he runs his mouth, the less I like him.
11:16This is no time to stand around chit-chatting.
11:19You wouldn't mind helping a card out to get the rest of these roses painted, would ya?
11:23I've got so much other stuff I have to take care of before this afternoon.
11:26Why do you have to paint them in the first place? They look fine.
11:29Because red roses are more aesthetically pleasing for the backdrop of our party?
11:34A party? I knew it. My instincts are always 100% correct.
11:38Now, why does it not surprise me to learn that he stole someone's birthday gift?
11:42Oh, no, he didn't.
11:44Huh?
11:45As luck would have it, tomorrow happens to be one of our house's traditional un-birthday parties.
11:50It's a tea party we hold on a day where no one has a birthday.
11:53Huh? That's made up.
11:56Anyways, all I need you guys to do is finish redding up these roses, okay?
12:00Come on, it's all for their heads otherwise.
12:03I trust that you two can get it done with magic.
12:05But you two are functionally useless, so you kids get to finger paint!
12:09Okay, let's get to work and get this done!
12:13Alright, third time's the charm.
12:22Not again!
12:25Whoa, someone got them carried away!
12:28Here!
12:34There, all better. Now let's take a breath and try again.
12:37Shake it off. Shake it off.
12:40How come we're not allowed to just leave these ones white? We're fine.
12:47It's a holdover from the original traditions.
12:50Pure red roses are considered mandatory for an un-birthday.
12:54We play croquet in the garden using all different colors of flamingos as our mallets.
12:58And hedgehogs for balls.
13:00Oh, but the red roses should be white for when the flowers put on their spring concert.
13:04It's just one of those things you gotta memorize.
13:06All your rules are super weird, you know that, right?
13:09Well, they were established long ago by our great seven namesake, the Queen of Hearts.
13:14And of all the housewardens in the history of Hearts Labule, Riddle is the most fanatical about keeping the old ways alive.
13:21Though, it's hard to deny that he can go a little overboard.
13:25Oh, yeah. I don't have time to be standing around here doing this.
13:29Hey, Cater, I need to talk with the housewarden. So, is he here?
13:33Oh, yeah. I don't think he'll have left for class yet.
13:36But riddle me this. Did you bring a replacement to make it all better?
13:42Ace, you infamous tart thief.
13:44Huh? No. I came straight here as soon as I woke up today.
13:49Ooh, but if I let you in, then you'd be breaking rule number 53.
13:54Which clearly states that any stolen item must be replaced. So, no tart, no entry. Sorry, fam.
14:00Huh? You're joking, right?
14:03Oh, no. All Hearts Labule residents are bound by the rules.
14:06Ugh. Cater, come on. I stayed to help you with the flowers, didn't I? You can't cut me a break?
14:12I'd love to help, but then it would be off with my head, too. You have my sympathy.
14:18Unfortunately, we can't let Riddle find you here, so I'll have to ask you to leave.
14:23I am he, and they are me.
14:27Split card!
14:32He multiplied himself.
14:35Now, Cater Copies, do see them out.
14:38Aye, sir.
14:50Now, run along and try again once you have a tart, okay?
14:57Okay, bye.
15:03This sucks!
15:05Can't get in without a tart. He watched us walk up empty-handed.
15:08Could have said something to us then, but no.
15:10Has us do all his dirty work and then kicks us to the curb. Unbelievable.
15:13He's so sly.
15:15We probably need to head to class anyway.
15:19Oh, right. You, Graham, you guys are first years, too, aren't you?
15:22What class are you in?
15:23Yeah, the head mage said we're supposed to be in class 1A.
15:26No kidding. How lucky. That's our class, too.
15:29First period is potionology.
15:31Woohoo! Now that sounds like it'll be a blast.
15:34Ugh, I still can't use magic. Am I going to be able to do anything?
15:41My, aren't you all looking bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for so early in the morning?
15:51We shall begin with rote memorization. Over the next few weeks, I shall whip the names and attributes of over a hundred herbs and poisons into your tiny, supple brains.
16:06That's awesome.
16:07Let's go!
16:08You will touch nothing prior to instruction!
16:11Listen carefully, pups.
16:13As long as you are enrolled in my class, failing grades are not an option.
16:18For the punishment is one I would rather not inflict.
16:21Tachi. Well, there go my hopes and dreams of an easy homeroom.
16:25He seems okay. Maybe he's just passionate about teaching?
16:28I'm not itching to get on his bad side either way.
16:31You all have this syllabus? Your grades will reflect not only your reports, but the way you conduct yourselves in this classroom.
16:47What's your tail?
16:48Back naps will not be tolerated in my class. You may consider yourselves forewarned.
16:53All right, Sprouts. Listen close. Great sorcery begins with great stamina and a strong physique.
17:05You see this right here? This is what a little strength training and a few dozen eggs will do for you.
17:10Look at the beef on this guy.
17:12Yeah. We'll start with 20 laps. Now give me 100 push-ups. I want 100 squats.
17:22It's torture!
17:26Surely you lads aren't worn out already. Another set!
17:30What?!
17:36Oh, yeah!
17:41Oh, everything in here looks so yummy!
17:44Ugh! I'm starving after doing all that brain work!
17:47What better remedy is there than a hunk of grilled chicken?
17:50And I also want an omelette!
17:52And get me some of those jelly-butt looking things!
17:54Seriously, go crazy! I want like 12 of them!
17:59Okay, is there an empty table or...?
18:02Hey! Over here! We've got seeds!
18:05Oh! Oh!
18:06Wait!
18:07Not coming again!
18:09Kater! Yeah, hey!
18:10Um, it's all good!
18:11We'll look for another table somewhere else!
18:14Oh, boo!
18:15It's okay!
18:16You don't have to be afraid of big bad me!
18:18Because KK feels like being nice to his underclassmen for a while!
18:22It's all good, right, doozy?
18:24Oh, thank you!
18:25Nobody calls me that!
18:26I'm getting whiplash from this guy!
18:28Is Four Eyes over here Kater's little lackey?
18:32Hm?
18:33Me?
18:34I'm Trey Clover.
18:35But like Kater, I'm a Hartslebule third year.
18:39Sorry to hear my housemate's been making trouble for you.
18:42Has your dorm been treating you all right?
18:44Ramshackle...
18:45Well, it's a very old building is all.
18:47I just hope you're comfortable enough.
18:49And don't hesitate to ask if you need help with anything!
18:52Your big bros will teach you everything we know!
18:55Thank you. I'll definitely have to take you up on that.
18:57Hey, so, you know how your guys' dorm looks like a castle?
19:00What are the other ones like? Are they just as cool?
19:03I think that might depend on your individual style.
19:06But I think so.
19:07Each house exemplifies certain attributes,
19:09so students of similar character and taste tend to be grouped together.
19:13You've seen those statues of the Great Seven on Main Street?
19:16The Seven Houses here are directly inspired by them.
19:18Yeah, like take Hartslebule for example.
19:22We were founded on the Queen of Hearts' commitment to strict discipline.
19:26Then you've got those monsters in Savannah Claw.
19:31They represent the indomitable spirit of the King of Beasts.
19:34They have a lot of students who are great at athletics and martial arts,
19:37so they basically rule the school every time we have to compete in any inter-house sporting events.
19:41Then you have Octavanel House, modeled after the Sea Witch's benevolent heart.
19:48They got all the Brainiacs, super high achievers who ace all our written tests.
19:52Real organized, kinda business-y.
19:54They actually have a student-run cafe in their house.
19:56The Scarabia House is modeled after the mindfulness of the Sorcerer of the Sands.
20:03Most of their students are really skilled in the fortune-telling arts,
20:06like astrology and numerology.
20:08You know, smarties.
20:09They rank up there with Octavanel in terms of test scores.
20:11The oldest dorm, Pomfiori, was founded on the tenacity of the fairest Queen.
20:17Those students usually excel in stuff like potionology and curses.
20:21And like the Queen herself, they're pretty serious about appearances,
20:24both in terms of fashion and etiquette.
20:28Then there's Ignihide, founded on the King of the Underworld's Spirit of Diligence.
20:32That's where all the magic energy engineering and tech students wind up.
20:36But they're pretty antisocial in general.
20:38Lot of shut-in neat types.
20:42And finally, there's Diasomnia House, modeled after the Thorn Fairy's spirit of nobility.
20:48Diasomnia has a lot of really talented mages who are skilled in all aspects of magic.
20:53Ah! Look, there they are now.
20:55Huh?
20:59Hold up.
21:00Is that a little kid?
21:01Yeah.
21:02No.
21:03He's not a kid.
21:04He's in the same class as me.
21:05What?
21:06Meaning he's...
21:07Your senior, yes.
21:08Hmm?
21:12Hey, Lilia.
21:13They teach you how to teleport in this place?
21:16So my age is of interest to you?
21:19Though it is true that I look like a sprightly and beautiful young man.
21:24The bespectacled one is correct.
21:26I am not of an age to be referred to as a child.
21:31But you could have simply asked.
21:33You needn't only admire me from a distance.
21:35We of Diasomnia will always welcome your conversation.
21:39It doesn't look like those two want to welcome anything.
21:42As a token of our friendship, I will leave you with these.
21:46Some licorice candy.
21:47I trust you'll love it once you try it.
21:50That's cute and all.
21:51But we're not kids either.
21:53Huh?
21:54Huh?
21:55Huh?
21:56Huh?
21:57Nay!
21:58Did you see him do that?
21:59Did he use a spell to hear us talking about him from this far away?
22:02Or is that just something he can do?
22:04Creepy.
22:05Yeah.
22:06Diasomnia is full of odd ones.
22:08And their housewarden Malleus is worse, if you can believe that.
22:11They say you can count on one hand the number of mages in the world who can top him.
22:16Our housewarden is no Malleus, but he's very strong in his own right.
22:21He's that good, huh?
22:22Oh yeah.
22:23Take that collar around your neck for example.
22:26That's what we in the biz call a signature spell.
22:29And what does that entail?
22:30It's a unique spell based on a mage's personality and specialties.
22:34You develop it yourself.
22:36Based on the mage's personality and specialties?
22:39So Cater's alter egos from this morning?
22:41Yup.
22:42That's my signature spell.
22:44Split card.
22:45You've already seen the effects of Riddle's spell.
22:48If he deems you a nuisance, he can seal your magic for a time.
22:51In true Hearts Labule fashion, he calls it off with your head.
22:56It's already happened to me and it's so scary!
22:59Not being able to use your magic at a magic academy sounds pretty tough.
23:03Well, as long as you're following the rules, there's nothing to worry about.
23:06So, if I ever expect to ditch this collar, I have to buy the prissy little princess a replacement buy?
23:12I believe that is what Queen of Hearts Rule 53 says.
23:15So, yes.
23:16You do.
23:18Take away all my magic for eating one stupid slice of one stupid tort!
23:22The pettiness of it all is just psychotic!
23:24Is that so?
23:26Would you care to elaborate?
23:28Uh...
23:29Uh...
23:30Uh...
23:31Uh...
23:32Uh...
23:33Housewarden!
23:34Mmm...
23:35Of the
23:54See you next time.
24:24Hora, bala wa 赤く 美しく 染め上げたら YES YOUR MAJESTY
24:33Misukasareru yo ni 立ち回れ したり顔の MY PLEASURE MY CREAN
24:40Hikaru hitomi ni 見つかるな 駆け引きさえも楽しむさ
24:48Narabu card ga, koin lo matzu Oosebuma mani, YES YOUR MAJESTY
25:18I have clothes that would suit my unique adorability
25:20Excessive
25:22Well, I obviously need a stage outfit for the pop music club's next concert, don't I?
25:26I wanted some things to choose from
25:28That's still kind of a lot
25:30Now, let us begin
25:31Begin what? Choosing the ultimate outfit, of course
25:34I refuse to settle for less
25:36Okay, have fun with that
25:38Where do you think you're going, Silver? I want your input too
25:42I don't know anything about fashion, so I'll
25:44Then you shall learn
25:46Outfit one, funny
25:48Uh huh
25:49So, what do you think? Don't these big ears make me look even more adorably cute?
25:54Uh, it's not my thing
25:56Huh
25:58Oh no no no, please don't do this
26:00Oh, those ears really bring out your eyes
26:02You should keep that silver
26:04Outfit two, the humble squirrel
26:06My favorite food is walnuts
26:08Om nom nom nom nom
26:10How's this one?
26:11I still don't understand what you're asking me
26:14Just not getting it?
26:15Then why don't you join me?
26:16Nibble nibble
26:17Nibble nibble nibble
26:18Nibble nibble
26:19Vibing now?
26:20No, I cannot say that we are
26:21That just means we haven't found the right look yet
26:24Let's see what else I have in here
26:26Oh, how could I forget? This one's my real favorite
26:29Ready?
26:31Number three! Owl!
26:33Hoo hoo, hoo hoo
26:35Killer right?
26:36You're wasting time asking me
26:37Yes, this is the one
26:39The wise old owl perfectly emphasizes my cuteness
26:42I can't wait to wear this to our next pop music club show
26:47I'm glad you're happy
26:48Me too
26:49Isn't it wonderful?
26:51Hoo hoo
26:52Hoo hoo
26:53Hoo hoo
26:54Hoo hoo
26:55Hoo hoo
26:56Hoo hoo
27:05Hoo hoo
27:06Hoo
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