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00:00The following programme contains strong language and adult humour.
00:30Let's go, come on!
00:52Hello, I'm Rameshanga Nathan. Welcome to a brand new series of A League Of Their Own.
00:56Let's meet the teams.
00:57In the blue corner, joining Jill Scott and Micah Richards,
01:00is the Love Island host who we've pulled for a chat
01:02and I just hope I don't give her the ick.
01:03It's Maya Jama!
01:09Alongside Jamie is an Arsenal fan,
01:11so he'll probably start well then fizzle away to nothing.
01:13It's Alex Brooker!
01:19And completing the line-up, tonight's very special guest,
01:22a global superstar of one of the country's greatest ever footballers.
01:26It's the one and only...
01:28Wayne Rooney!
01:30Wayne Rooney!
01:36Wayne Rooney!
01:37Wayne Rooney!
01:38Wayne Rooney!
01:39Wayne Rooney, everybody!
01:40Welcome to the show, Wayne.
01:41Why don't we remind ourselves of the moment you introduced yourself to the world?
01:47Wayne Rooney!
01:48Wayne Rooney!
01:49Wayne Rooney!
01:50Oh, he went for it!
01:51Oh, he went for it!
01:52Oh!
01:53His first goal in the Premiership!
01:54What a special goal!
01:55Wayne Rooney!
01:56Wayne Rooney!
01:57His confidence knows no bounce!
01:58Wow!
01:59Miss!
02:00Miss!
02:01Miss!
02:02Now that is how you burst on the scene!
02:05Wayne, how old were you then?
02:06Wayne, how old were you then?
02:07I was 16 then.
02:08So you were 16.
02:09You were doing that at 16.
02:10At 16, I was preparing for another 10 years of being a virgin.
02:12So it's very different vibes.
02:13Well, listen, we're all buzzing to have you on, but there's one member of the panel who is particularly excited, Wayne.
02:14And that is Jill Scott.
02:15You're very excited.
02:16And that is Jill Scott.
02:17You're very excited.
02:18And he's got a special goal.
02:19And he's got a special goal.
02:20Wayne Rooney!
02:21And he's got a special goal!
02:22Wayne Rooney!
02:23His confidence knows no bounce!
02:24Wow!
02:25Wow!
02:26Miss!
02:27Miss!
02:28Miss!
02:29Now that is how you burst on the scene!
02:30Wayne, how old were you then?
02:31I was 16 then.
02:32So you were 16 then.
02:33So you were 16.
02:34You were 16.
02:35You were 16.
02:36You were 16.
02:37At 16.
02:38I was preparing for another 10 years of being a virgin.
02:39I was particularly excited, Wayne.
02:40And that is Jill Scott.
02:41You're very excited, aren't you, Jill?
02:42Yeah!
02:43I think...
02:44No, but you're, like, really excited.
02:45I think anybody who loves football, honestly, loves Wayne.
02:50Yeah, but you...
02:52You really love Wayne.
02:54Have a look at this first tweet from Jill.
02:56I know everybody disagrees, but I still have a soft spot for ruling.
03:01What's nice there is saying, I know everybody disagrees.
03:05That's the real treat in that tweet.
03:08What's going on there, Jill?
03:09Oh, my God.
03:10What's going on there, Jill?
03:11It's amazing.
03:12I'm just going to pause for a second because my cousin who does the IT on this show is fucked
03:16up.
03:17There's another one.
03:19What?
03:20Rooney looking...
03:21Oh!
03:22Rakesh!
03:23I told Mum that you'd fuck this up.
03:29OK, let's have a look at the next tweet.
03:34What?
03:35What?
03:36No, not again.
03:37Oh, my God.
03:38Rooney looking hot, loving his new hair.
03:41Hashtag soft spot.
03:42What?
03:43What?
03:44Oh, my God.
03:45I am actually mortified.
03:47Jill, there's another tweet, actually.
03:49I'd love you to read it.
03:50Oh, my God.
03:51No, I'd love you to read it because I'm not sure the toad in which to read it.
03:54Let's have a look at this next tweet from you.
03:55Oh, my God.
03:56Could you just read the app?
03:57Could you just read the app?
03:58This is mortifying.
03:59Could you read the app for us?
04:00Rooney looking hot.
04:01Mmm.
04:02Wait, how does that feel, to be objectified like that?
04:03I'm not too sure, actually.
04:04I've known Jill a long time as well, so...
04:05Has she ever looked to you and gone, mmm?
04:07Yeah, I think she has, actually, yeah, so...
04:10Jill, my question for you is, are you okay to continue every time you look at Wayne, are you going to do this?
04:31Why are you coming for me?
04:33I'm not coming for you, you're coming for Wayne and you're coming hard.
04:38Absolutely disgusting.
04:40Wayne, I'm so sorry.
04:41I'm disappointed though, Jill.
04:42Why?
04:43This tweet, you've had tweets of Jamie in the last series, tweets of Wayne, nothing of me.
04:51Don't you like people of colour?
04:53No, I tweeted about Jamie.
04:56He's got more colour than you.
05:01Oh, I'm mortified.
05:02I'm actually mortified.
05:03OK, let's crack on with round one.
05:04Red team, have a look at this.
05:06Oh, I'm mortified.
05:07I'm actually mortified.
05:08OK, let's crack on with round one.
05:09Red team, have a look at this.
05:13It's going to be round one.
05:14Red team, have a look at this.
05:20Oh, well.
05:22Oh, well.
05:25Oh, well.
05:28Oh, well.
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07:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:23Now, Wayne, speaking of celebrations, did you ever bump into Meeks on one of his big nights out of Manchester back in the day?
08:30No, I've spoke about this before, but I was in a Chinese restaurant. Again, I don't, I eat all the food.
08:38Wayne, you like what you like.
08:39Yeah, but yes, I was there with my family, it was really quiet, and then Meeks comes in, 20, 30 of them.
08:47There wasn't 20 or 30?
08:48There was, mate, there was.
08:49You're making this up?
08:50It's a quiet, it's a nice restaurant.
08:51Yeah, like a classy restaurant, then makes it on backwards, ended up walking in.
08:55Disruptive.
08:56I was like, what's going on, yeah? Disruptive.
08:58Like, what, what, what's going on?
09:00So he was celebrating his 50th Premier League appearance.
09:03That's absolute bullshit!
09:05Were you?
09:06That's nonsense!
09:07It wasn't, I promise you're wrong.
09:10It wasn't, it was his 25th.
09:12Come on, you're putting a little bit of spice on there, right?
09:16I'm not, I'm not, I think 25th then would have been on the bench as well.
09:19LAUGHTER
09:21APPLAUSE
09:23So, could Cole Palmer be our Rocky Oki King?
09:31If anyone's unclear to what Rocky Oki is, it's karaoke, but you're backed by a live band.
09:36Maya, what's your go-to karaoke?
09:38My go-to karaoke is Arctic Monkeys, When the Sun Goes Down, anything manly and low, really.
09:44Anything manly and low?
09:45Yeah.
09:46LAUGHTER
09:47Alex, what's your go-to karaoke song?
09:50It's always the same, it's either I Want It That Way or Warren G and Nate Dog, Regulate.
09:54Regulate?
09:55Yes.
09:56I've got to be honest with you, Brooker, you doing Regulate might be the worst thing that I've ever heard happen to rap,
10:00and I'm including that, they're shooting a two-pack.
10:02LAUGHTER
10:03Now, Palmer is the latest English player to be compared to you, Wayne,
10:08and he said they used to pretend to be you in his garden.
10:11Do you see any of your game in him?
10:13Not really, erm...
10:15LAUGHTER
10:22I don't, I think he's an unbelievable player, I love watching him.
10:26I love just how, as a celebration, how cold he is and like, he just doesn't look bothered.
10:31No, it's very true.
10:33And then I think that adds to his brilliance.
10:35Yeah, I mean, he used to pretend to be you in his garden,
10:37Jill actually makes her partner pretend to be you in the garden.
10:40LAUGHTER
10:41And the bedroom, and a couple of times in the shower.
10:44LAUGHTER
10:45Er, now you mentioned Cole Palmer's celebration,
10:47this is actually my favourite celebration, er, of yours,
10:50and my favourite goal of yours, let's have a look.
10:52LAUGHTER
10:54It defies description.
11:01How about sensational?
11:04How about superb?
11:07Never will he strike a better ball and score a better goal than this.
11:12APPLAUSE
11:14Now, erm...
11:16You, er...
11:18You seem to, you seem to have a lot of space there.
11:20I just want to know what useless piece of shit was supposed to be marking you.
11:23Let's have a look.
11:26LAUGHTER
11:27Oh, look who it is.
11:28What?
11:29The thing is, though, he fucking...
11:31LAUGHTER
11:32There ain't no thing, mate.
11:33You shinned that, didn't you?
11:34It comes off your shin!
11:36LAUGHTER
11:37Listen, listen, it's harder to do it off your shin, doesn't it?
11:39Yeah, but can I also ask you a question, Mikes?
11:41What the fuck were you trying to head?
11:43You, you...
11:44LAUGHTER
11:45Mikes!
11:46You see that?
11:47What, what, what you thinking right there?
11:49I'm thinking...
11:50I've got it!
11:51I've got it!
11:52LAUGHTER
11:54I definitely haven't got it!
11:56LAUGHTER
11:57Oh, fuck's sake!
11:59LAUGHTER
12:00The fact that he scores with his shin
12:02shows how shit yous were, really.
12:04LAUGHTER
12:05To be fair.
12:06Yeah.
12:07Er, what was Mikes like to play against?
12:08No, he was tough.
12:09He was tough to play.
12:10He was always big and quick and powerful.
12:13He has a long throat.
12:15Erm...
12:16LAUGHTER
12:17He has a long throat!
12:20APPLAUSE
12:22So, er, what about Rory McIlroy?
12:24He's a friend of yours, isn't he, Wayne?
12:26Erm, no, I've met Rory quite a lot, yeah.
12:28Erm...
12:30Yeah.
12:31Yeah?
12:32LAUGHTER
12:33I don't know if you're aware, Jay's also good mates with Rory
12:35in the same way that Stan is with Eminem.
12:37LAUGHTER
12:38Dear Rory, it's been three weeks since I congratulated you
12:41on winning the Masters.
12:42Maybe you could try and reply faster.
12:44LAUGHTER
12:45Er, no.
12:46It's actually true.
12:47I did text him when he won it.
12:48He hasn't replied yet.
12:49What did you text him?
12:50Well done, mate.
12:51I'm really proud of you.
12:52You're really proud of him?
12:53Why are you proud of him?
12:54Well, I am, cos he won it.
12:55Yeah, but what's that got to do with you?
12:57LAUGHTER
12:58Did you turn up in a shirt and tie and pick up the trophy?
13:00LAUGHTER
13:01APPLAUSE
13:07Now, I'm sure you've been invited to play golf in loads of people
13:10over the years, Wayne.
13:11Who's been the weirdest?
13:13Erm...
13:14It was Donald Trump when...
13:17What?!
13:18Donald Trump?
13:19Yeah, no, so when he was president the first time,
13:21I went to play golf.
13:22My friend was over from Manchester.
13:24We went to play golf at his course and...
13:26And when we got there, there was sniffer dogs,
13:28there was security everywhere.
13:30And he said, erm, the president's coming in,
13:32he's playing with you.
13:33So, we're playing with snipers everywhere,
13:35there's all kinds...
13:37It was surreal, yeah, so...
13:39How did you play?
13:40All right, actually.
13:41He was goofy.
13:43That's your takeaway from that story.
13:45LAUGHTER
13:46He played golf with Donald Trump
13:49and your interviewer question is,
13:51how did you play?
13:52LAUGHTER
13:53That's what everybody's thinking.
13:55But there was...
13:56There was, erm...
13:57There was these three...
13:58Bless him!
13:59There was, like, three big escalades there.
14:01And one of them had this, like, box on the back.
14:03So I said to him, what's...
14:05What's that phone?
14:06So he said, if there's a nuclear attack,
14:08he gets put in that...
14:09airlifted out.
14:10So I was like, what happens to us?
14:12He's like, yous are fucked.
14:13LAUGHTER
14:14Oh, my God!
14:15LAUGHTER
14:17Uh, OK, Richard, I need an answer from you.
14:19Who's celebrated by singing Don't Stop Believin' on Rocky Oki?
14:22Who bought a 24-karat gold phone
14:24and who put their trophy down their pants?
14:26Phone...
14:27Phone's got a big palmer.
14:28Yeah?
14:29I reckon Roy was...
14:30Yeah, Luke's not gonna...
14:31And then Luke Littler was...
14:32Trophy down his pants.
14:33Do you think so?
14:34OK, er, let's see if you're right.
14:35I can tell you that Rory McIlroy sang Don't Stop Believin',
14:38Luke Littler bought the phone,
14:40and Cole Palmer stuffed the trophy down his pants.
14:42So, red team, you scored one point.
14:51Er, now, Rory McIlroy was our Rocky Oki singer,
14:54and inspired by a celebration,
14:56we're gonna give it a go.
14:57Please welcome Rocky Oki!
14:59Woo!
15:00OK, so I'm gonna give a bonus point to anyone
15:03who's brave enough to give it a go.
15:04Blue team, who fancies it?
15:05Ooh, it's a tough one.
15:07Maya, you go.
15:08Me, I'll have a go.
15:09Yeah?
15:10Yeah.
15:11OK, give it up for Maya Jammer, everybody!
15:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:15Woo!
15:16Come on, Maya!
15:17Come on, Maya!
15:19Come on, Maya!
15:20Come on, Maya!
15:22OK.
15:25Said he's a scumbag, don't you know?
15:27Oh, you're trying not to listen,
15:42but your eyes are staring at the ground.
15:45It makes a subtle composition,
15:48I'm following all my life to turn you down.
15:51Oh, we must be on to summer,
15:53well, all the chances show is more than likely.
15:56I've got a feeling in my summer,
15:59and start to wonder what could so remind me,
16:02what could so remind me of
16:03days, days, days, days, days,
16:05when the sun goes down.
16:06Lada, lada, lada, lada, lada, lada, lada, lada,
16:09days, days, days, days, days,
16:11when the sun goes down.
16:12Around here.
16:14Around here.
16:18Give it up for Maya Janna and Rocky Oki!
16:31See you after the break.
16:33Welcome back to the League of Their Own.
16:48This question is for you, blue team.
16:50Have a look at this.
16:52Cristiano Ronaldo back into his kingdom.
16:55Ronaldo!
16:57We are in the presence of goal-scoring greatness.
17:11Elatoune are trying to take another one.
17:14She's got it.
17:15Huge moment for Manchester United.
17:18So, there you saw Cristiano Ronaldo,
17:20Elatoune and Ruben Ameren.
17:22They're all united through and through.
17:23But what I want to know is,
17:24who does double chin workouts?
17:26Who had to buy computers for everyone
17:28after breaking team rules?
17:29And who gives motivational speeches
17:31at old people's homes?
17:33Jill, you do a bit of motivational speaking.
17:35What do you need to be good at?
17:37Erm, like, motivating.
17:39Really?
17:40LAUGHTER
17:42Thank you.
17:43Building up the energy.
17:44You do it well.
17:45You do a good job.
17:46Yeah, no, I do like it.
17:47I think, like, you've got to have, like,
17:49empathy when telling your story.
17:51Be fearless as well,
17:52because it is, like, quite a big crowd.
17:54Good eye contact.
17:56Projection of the voice.
17:58Yeah.
17:59Why are you...
18:00No, because we can feel where this is going.
18:02I don't say anything.
18:03No, I was actually being serious.
18:04You do need to have good eye contact.
18:06Is that why you don't do it?
18:08I don't do it because I get enough regular work.
18:11LAUGHTER
18:13Now, Jay, do you think you'd be an inspiring speaker
18:22at a retirement home?
18:23What do you mean by that?
18:24No.
18:25Like, why me, retirement home?
18:27No, because this person does inspiring,
18:29motivational speeches at retirement home,
18:30so I just wonder if you think you'd be good at it.
18:32Oh, I thought you were just alluding to my age and stuff.
18:33No, not at all.
18:34Well, it's like, you know, season 20 now
18:36and it's still the same old stuff, and, like,
18:38it's been a lot going on.
18:39Mm-hm.
18:40Leather man, Botox boy, you know, injured all the time.
18:43I just thought we should be nice to each other now, Ron.
18:45Yeah?
18:46I don't call you, like, Willy Wanker-eye or something, do I?
18:49LAUGHTER
18:50Willy Wanker-eye?
18:51I meant to say Willy Wanker-eye.
18:52LAUGHTER
18:53Willy Wanker-eye.
18:54No!
18:55Why am I talking about you, eh?
18:57LAUGHTER
18:58I don't call you...
18:59I meant to say...
19:00Willy Wanker-eye.
19:01I don't call you...
19:03Willy Wanker-eye.
19:04LAUGHTER
19:06Do you know what was so good about it?
19:08Is he was so excited to deliver it.
19:10I'm going to get him.
19:11I'm going to get him.
19:12Just wait.
19:13You bloody...
19:14You bloody Willy Wanker-eye!
19:15Oh, fuck!
19:16LAUGHTER
19:17Shit!
19:22Now, Mics, you've played against the last truly great United side.
19:25How much have you enjoyed watching them become Bang Average?
19:28Well, they're not really Bang Average, are they?
19:30They're still shit.
19:31Yeah.
19:32LAUGHTER
19:33But it's about who's at the helm,
19:35who's the boss, isn't it?
19:37It's like...
19:38Weakest Link under Anne Robertson.
19:40It was unbelievable.
19:41Mm.
19:42LAUGHTER
19:43LAUGHTER
19:44APPLAUSE
19:51Now, Wayne, obviously your first love is Everton,
19:53but we can't talk about them too much,
19:54cos we've got viewing figures to think about.
19:56But how hard...
19:57LAUGHTER
19:58How hard has it been to watch United over the last few years?
20:04Yeah, even with your eyes it'd be difficult.
20:06Oh!
20:07Oh!
20:08Oh!
20:10Wow!
20:14Wow!
20:15Wow!
20:16Thanks for joining, everybody.
20:17We're out of here.
20:18Not beating that.
20:19Absolutely pulled my pants down there.
20:21LAUGHTER
20:22So what about Wayne's old teammate Cristiano Ronaldo?
20:26What was he really like, Wayne?
20:27Yeah, Cristiano's a great lad.
20:30Lots of good memories with him.
20:33I used to take him to the hotel the night before a game, actually.
20:37And it was when he was a little bit thinner.
20:40He had to build his muscle up, basically, and...
20:43Right.
20:44So we'd stop off at McDonald's,
20:45he'd get, like, a couple of burgers or something.
20:47Yeah.
20:48Cos there's always that thing that he didn't eat any rubbish.
20:49Mate, honestly...
20:50So I'm driving the car,
20:51he's sat in the passenger seat eating burgers,
20:52and I'm sat there thinking...
20:54You're dribbling.
20:55..I would actually love for one of them.
20:56LAUGHTER
20:57I had to watch me wait, and he had to put weight on, so...
20:59But, no, we had great memories and won lots together,
21:01and, obviously, what he's gone on to achieve is incredible.
21:04Now, Ronaldo's obviously done a million different adverts,
21:07but, Wayne, you actually did my favourite one ever.
21:09It's for an X-Men film from 2016.
21:13Obviously, Wayne is one of the greatest footballers
21:15this country's ever produced,
21:17but to know that he's almost equally as good at acting,
21:20this is quite remarkable.
21:22Have a look at this.
21:23Finally, we need someone with intensity and incredible focus.
21:27Wait, I've got it. Psychops.
21:29Actually, Hank, I'm thinking of a different mutant.
21:32Hello, old friend.
21:33Hello, Charles.
21:34Wayne Rooney?
21:35Wayne, we need you on the battlefield again.
21:37Anything for the team.
21:38It's going to take everything you've got to defeat Apocalypse.
21:41Apocalypse who?
21:42I'll explain when we get there.
21:43Hank, prepare the X-Jet.
21:45We're going to Manchester.
21:47Everything they've built will fall!
21:52They've built will fall!
21:57Bloody hell.
22:03Bloody hell!
22:04Bloody hell!
22:10A pop-a-hoop?
22:13Oh, bloody hell!
22:14Bloody hell!
22:15Jill, what did you think watching that advert?
22:16Did it give you the ick or were you like...
22:17Aw!
22:18I love it!
22:22Yeah, I want a copy after.
22:24Miex, we've seen you acting like a melt in several adverts over the year.
22:28Er, do you fancy yourself as an actor?
22:29Why do you start the question like that?
22:30Sorry.
22:31Miex, you're obviously a brilliant actor.
22:32We've seen you in several adverts and you've smashed every one of them.
22:33Yeah.
22:34Er, do you fancy yourself as an actor?
22:35Er, maybe.
22:36I met Tom Cruise, didn't I?
22:37Did you?
22:38Yeah.
22:39Yeah, he was...
22:40This audience are a bit...
22:41They're a bit off-key, man.
22:42Yeah.
22:43Er, he was talking about the new Mission Impossible.
22:46What was that for you, trying to get Zabaletta out of the team?
22:49LAUGHTER
22:50That is funny.
22:51Anyway, carry on.
22:52No, it was just about Rooney getting another managerial job.
22:56He just sparked my gag down.
22:57Yeah.
22:58Yeah.
22:59He was talking about the new Mission Impossible.
23:01What was that for you, trying to get Zabaletta out of the team?
23:03LAUGHTER
23:04APPLAUSE
23:06That is funny.
23:09Anyway, carry on.
23:10No, it was just about Rooney getting another managerial job.
23:13He just sparked my gag down.
23:15Yeah.
23:16What a tosser.
23:19Well, maybe you don't go, Anne Robinson.
23:21LAUGHTER
23:22It's like that, Romeo.
23:27It's like that.
23:29No, no, I love you.
23:31Er, now, Ronaldo bought long-time partner Georgine an engagement ring,
23:35reportedly worth £3.7 million.
23:38Er, now, Wayne, I've heard you're fond of romantic gestures,
23:41with Colleen too, is that right?
23:43Erm, I have been.
23:44Mm.
23:45Cool.
23:46Please do not elaborate.
23:47That's all.
23:48OK, I was going to a Chinese restaurant.
23:50LAUGHTER
23:51LAUGHTER
23:52LAUGHTER
23:53APPLAUSE
23:54LAUGHTER
23:55So, I was going...
23:56OK, I was going to a Chinese restaurant.
23:58LAUGHTER
24:00APPLAUSE
24:02LAUGHTER
24:04LAUGHTER
24:05LAUGHTER
24:06So...
24:07Er...
24:08It was, I was going...
24:09And then, the closer I was getting...
24:10I was going to propose in the restaurant,
24:12and then, the closer I was getting there,
24:14I was thinking, I can't do it in the restaurant.
24:16So, I pulled over up in the petrol station.
24:19Erm...
24:20LAUGHTER
24:22Erm...
24:23Got the ring off, ask her to marry me on the...
24:25on the courtyard.
24:26LAUGHTER
24:27She said, yeah.
24:28And then, we drove home and watched EastEnders
24:30with a glass of champagne and cornbie fash.
24:32LAUGHTER
24:33I love that.
24:34That is so lovely.
24:35That is so cute.
24:36That is actually lovely.
24:37That is lovely.
24:38That is lovely.
24:39APPLAUSE
24:40Er, OK, blue team, I need an answer from you.
24:42Who does double-chin workouts?
24:44Who gave motivational speeches at old people's homes?
24:46And who had to buy everyone a PC after breaking team rules?
24:49Well, wouldn't she do double-chin workouts?
24:51He definitely knows, cos he's got a beard, it covers it anyway.
24:53Do you reckon?
24:54Or he just gets a chin like it.
24:55You must know what Toonie does.
24:56Well, I don't ask if she does double-chin workouts.
24:59No, I think he'd bolt everyone a computer,
25:01and I think he does motivational speeches.
25:03OK.
25:04Guys, can I ask, can you do me a favour?
25:05Can you take longer?
25:06LAUGHTER
25:07That's what your wife says.
25:09LAUGHTER
25:10APPLAUSE
25:11OK.
25:12That was good.
25:13It was good.
25:14It was good.
25:15It was good.
25:16OK.
25:17Let's see if you're right.
25:18I can tell you that Ella Toon does double-chin workout.
25:20See?
25:21Ruben Amerim gave motivational speeches at old people's homes,
25:24and it was Cristiano Ronaldo who bought PCs for everyone
25:26after breaking team rules.
25:27Well, I believe you scored three points.
25:29APPLAUSE
25:30See you after the break.
25:32Welcome back to the League of the World.
25:48This next round is all about a global icon.
25:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:57RUNE!
25:58RUNE!
25:59RUNE!
26:00RUNE!
26:01RUNE!
26:02RUNE!
26:03RUNE!
26:04RUNE!
26:05Oh, he went three-hole!
26:06His first goal in the championship!
26:07Oh, RUNE!
26:09The youngest ever player and goal-scorer for England.
26:13Here's RUNE!
26:15Oh, my goodness me!
26:16RUNE!
26:17RUNE!
26:18RUNE!
26:23RUNE!
26:24RUNE!
26:25RUNE!
26:26RUNE!
26:27RUNE!
26:28RUNE!
26:29RUNE!
26:30RUNE!
26:31RUNE!
26:32RUNE!
26:33RUNE!
26:34RUNE!
26:35RUNE!
26:36Brilliant play!
26:37Wonderful goal for Manchester United!
26:39You've got the luck!
26:42You've got the luck!
26:44You've got the luck!
26:46RUNE!
26:47RUNE!
26:48¡Suscríbete al canal!
27:18¡Suscríbete al canal!
27:48¡Suscríbete al canal!
28:18¡Suscríbete al canal!
28:48¡Suscríbete al canal!
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29:00¡Suscríbete al canal!
29:01¡Suscríbete al canal!
29:02¡Suscríbete al canal!
29:03¡Suscríbete al canal!
29:04¡Suscríbete al canal!
29:05¡Suscríbete al canal!
29:06¡Suscríbete al canal!
29:07¡Suscríbete al canal!
29:08¡Suscríbete al canal!
29:09¡Suscríbete al canal!
29:39Listen, listen, it's not fair to just show Wayne's highlights.
29:42Let's have a look at some of Jamie's highlights from the same game.
29:45No worries.
29:56I tell you something, it'd be different now,
29:58because all I do is just slip it in.
30:02I remember playing against Wayne.
30:03I just remember, I'd heard so much about you as a young player,
30:0613, 14 years of age in the Liverpool area.
30:08Everyone was talking about him.
30:10And then playing, I remember standing in the tunnel,
30:13like it was yesterday, I remember looking and going,
30:15good luck today, mate.
30:16And straightaway, as soon as your first touch come in,
30:19she was like, what a good player.
30:20Well, I actually talked to you during the game.
30:22Yeah, I remember him talking to me all the time,
30:24and I was like, what do you want?
30:25He was playing for Liverpool, so I didn't like him anyway.
30:38And then, I'm like, just leave me alone, 16.
30:41I was just being nice, you know what I mean?
30:45Yeah, I just said, oh, great touch.
30:47What a player you are.
30:48You're fantastic.
30:48I mean, to be honest, it sounds like I was grooming you,
30:50but it was genuinely, though, I just, you knew straightaway,
30:56the way he touched the ball was just totally different.
30:58And yeah, it was a joy to play against you, mate.
31:00Still thirsty.
31:01Now, whilst we have one of the most talented footballers
31:03of all time on the show,
31:05we thought it was time to test his flair.
31:07This is Disco Balls.
31:18OK, we're going to be testing everyone's touch and flair.
31:21All everyone will have to do is control the ball
31:23and score without it hitting the ground, simple enough.
31:26But the balls are going to be flying out of this machine
31:28at 60 miles per hour.
31:30And there's five game-changing points for the goal
31:32with the most flair.
31:34Wayne, how's your touch these days?
31:36OK, still.
31:40You're up first, Jill.
31:41Jill Scott, everybody.
31:42Yay!
31:43Cheers!
31:45Great job.
31:46Great job.
31:48Is it fast?
31:50It's 60 miles per hour.
31:51OK.
31:52You ready?
31:52Yeah.
31:56Oh!
32:00Yeah!
32:02Come on, Brooker.
32:12Do I get, like, a little...
32:14Do I get a little taster, yeah?
32:15Yeah, I'll give you a little taster.
32:18Oh, fucking hell.
32:20That'd have pinged off the old prophetic, didn't it?
32:22Yeah.
32:22Yeah.
32:22Yeah.
32:24Yeah.
32:24Yes!
32:25Oh!
32:25Come on, Rob!
32:26Are you under the impression
32:27I have any control over this machine at all?
32:29I don't know what to say to you.
32:30OK, ready?
32:33Yeah!
32:34Yeah!
32:34Yeah!
32:35Yeah!
32:35Yeah!
32:35OK, so, Meeks, you've got a bit of a back injury, haven't you?
32:45Yes!
32:46You don't want to do this.
32:47OK, so, in that case...
32:48Jesus Christ, Mark, I did it with one leg!
32:51Yes, Meeks!
32:52OK, so, Meeks, you've got a bit of a back injury, haven't you?
32:54Yes!
32:55OK, so, Meeks, you've got a bit of a back injury, haven't you?
32:58Yes.
32:59You don't want to do this.
33:00OK, so...
33:01Jesus Christ, Mark, I did it with one leg!
33:09Now, let's do this!
33:10Come on!
33:18Yes, Meeks!
33:19OK, you ready, Meeks?
33:20It's a little taster for you.
33:22Oh, fucking hell!
33:25You can turn that up, my dear!
33:26Let's go again!
33:31Woo!
33:32Woo!
33:33Woo!
33:34Woo!
33:35Woo!
33:36Woo!
33:37Woo!
33:38Woo!
33:39Woo!
33:40Woo!
33:42Woo!
33:43Woo!
33:44Woo!
33:47Please don't let Michael Richards kill me today.
33:50Come on, Michael.
33:51I want your overhead kick!
33:53Woo!
33:54Woo!
33:55Woo!
33:56Woo!
33:57Woo!
33:58Woo!
33:59Woo!
34:00Woo!
34:01¡Ahhh!
34:01¡Ahhh!
34:03¡Ahhh!
34:04¡Ah!
34:07¡Ah!
34:08¡Ahhh!
34:09¡Ahhh!
34:09¡Ahh!
34:09¡That was unbelievable!
34:13¡Mister Michael, here's your jacket for you!
34:14¡Gracias por coming!
34:17¡Hahaha!
34:19¡Ok!
34:21¡Hasta luego de ver!
34:23¡Si el genio himself puede ser así!
34:25¡Señor, ¿está bien?
34:25¡Ey!
34:26¡Yay!
34:27¡Vaya bien, everybody!
34:29¡Gracias, Wayne!
34:31¡Suscríbete al canal!
35:01¡Suscríbete al canal!
35:31¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:01¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:03¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:05¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:07¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:09¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:11¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:13¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:15¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:17¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:19¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:21¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:23¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:25¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:27¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:29¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:31¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:33¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:35¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:37¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:39¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:41¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:43¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:45¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:47¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:49¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:51¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:53¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:55¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:57¡Suscríbete al canal!
36:59¡Suscríbete al canal!
37:01¡Allí, no. ¡No! ¡En serio!
37:09¡Ah!
37:10¡Ah!
37:10¡Ah, cabez!
37:13¡Ok!
37:18¡There we go!
37:19¡Oh, my God! ¡Aquí es horrible!
37:22¡Puedo!
37:23¡Ya!
37:26¡Ok!
37:27¡Fuerst question, Blue Team!
37:28¿Cuál fue el club de Wayne Rooney de la playa desde 2018 a 2019?
37:33¡Oh, mi Dios!
37:34¡Es correcto! ¡On you go!
37:38Ok, ¿dónde voy a ir para?
37:39¡Vamos a ir!
37:40¡Fuck me at me at night!
37:43¡Oh, mi Dios!
37:45¡I'm rolling forward now!
37:47¡Oh, mi Dios!
37:48¡No, Jill!
37:49¡Get the fuck back in!
37:53¡Go on, Jill!
37:55¡Oh, no!
37:58¡Oh, no!
37:59¡Oh, no!
38:02¡Ok!
38:03¡Oh, no!
38:04¡Push!
38:06¡Gracias!
38:08¡Hey, question number 2!
38:10¿How old was Wayne Rooney when he scored his first Premier League goal for Everton?
38:14¡16!
38:15¡Es correcto!
38:15¡Oh, my Dios!
38:18¡Ok, you get in and I'll get in after!
38:20¡So, Maya, the back wheel on your side next!
38:22¡No, thank you!
38:23¡Oh, no!
38:24¡Are you OK?
38:24¡It's in between family 2!
38:26¡What is happening?
38:26¡I didn't get done by a drill door!
38:29¡I swear to the fuck!
38:31¡I swear to the fuck!
38:33¡Go on, Maya!
38:39¡YES!
38:40¡Go on, Maya, you got this!
38:42¡Go on, Maya!
38:43¡What is it, it's actually?
38:46¡Okay, question number 3 blue team!
38:49How many times has Cristiano Ronaldo won the Ballon d'Or?
38:52Five or six.
38:53It is five.
38:54I'll give you that.
38:54Okay, here you go.
38:55¡Oh, fuck!
38:56¡Oh, fuck!
38:57Jill, one more wheel to go.
38:59When I pictured me and you in a car with a tool, it wasn't like this.
39:03¡Oh, my God, Jill!
39:05Ricky asked Jill.
39:07Yep, that's what you do.
39:08Fuckin' hell.
39:14Shit!
39:15Why is that?
39:16My leg!
39:17My leg!
39:18My leg!
39:19Oh, my God!
39:20No!
39:21What is that?
39:23This is some kind of jewel.
39:25Come on, Jill!
39:26All right!
39:27The car needs to go down a bit harder.
39:30Can we have a little twist?
39:31Oh!
39:32Fuck me.
39:33Well done, Jill.
39:34Well done, Maya.
39:35Come on down.
39:36Thank you.
39:37Thank you.
39:38Thank you.
39:39Thank you.
39:40Thank you.
39:41Thank you.
39:42Thank you.
39:43Thank you.
39:44Thank you.
39:45Thank you.
39:47Wayne, how are you feeling?
39:57Yeah, I feel great.
39:59Thanks.
40:00OK.
40:01Let's raise the car.
40:03Thank you.
40:04Thank you.
40:05Thank you.
40:06Thank you.
40:07Thank you.
40:08Thank you.
40:09Thank you.
40:10Thank you.
40:11Thank you.
40:12Thank you.
40:13Thank you.
40:14Thank you.
40:15OK.
40:16Jamie, Wayne, good luck.
40:17Your time starts now.
40:19Yes.
40:20Well done.
40:21Go ahead, lads.
40:23Good start.
40:25Yes, Wayne, behind you.
40:26Yeah, you got it.
40:27Oh, Wayne, you got it.
40:28OK.
40:29Oh, fuckin' hell.
40:30I don't like this, Rob.
40:32Keep it still, Rob.
40:33Keep it still, Rob.
40:34Go on, Wayne.
40:35Well done, mate.
40:36Go on, Wayne.
40:37Well done, mate.
40:38Go on, Wayne.
40:39That's right.
40:40OK.
40:41Question number one.
40:42Which team did Wayne Rooney score a hat-trick against on his Manchester United debut?
40:47Fenerbahcey.
40:48It's correct.
40:49Oh, fuckin' hell.
40:50Oh, fuckin' hell.
40:51Oh, fuckin' hell.
40:52Oh, fuckin' hell.
40:53Oh, fuckin' hell.
40:54Oh, fuckin' hell.
40:55Oh.
40:56Oh, shit.
40:57You fuckin' pushin' me out, you tit.
40:59Fuckin' hell.
41:00Wait.
41:01Act one, Jamie.
41:02Act one, Jamie.
41:03Act one, Jamie.
41:04Act one.
41:05You all right?
41:06Yeah?
41:07What'd you fuckin' do here?
41:08Fuckin' hell, it's a jewel gun.
41:11Go on, Joey.
41:16Woo!
41:17Woo!
41:18Woo!
41:19OK, question number two.
41:22How many Premier League titles did Wayne Rooney win with Manchester United?
41:25Five.
41:26Five.
41:27Yeah, it's correct.
41:28On you go.
41:29You, Jamie, you get back in.
41:31I've got the gear stick up me arse.
41:33Wayne.
41:34Wayne, it's the back wheel on your side next.
41:37Well done, Wayne.
41:38Oh, yes, Wayne.
41:39Look at this.
41:40Oh.
41:41Whoa!
41:42Whoa!
41:43Whoa!
41:44No!
41:45I really can't see why I wasn't asked to do this game.
41:50Well done, Wazzup.
41:51Question three.
41:52Which tournament did Rory McIlwain win in 2025 in order to complete the career Grand Slam?
42:07The Masters.
42:08Is correct.
42:09On you go.
42:10Come on, Jamie.
42:11Come on, Jamie.
42:12Woo!
42:13Woo!
42:14Woo!
42:15I've got my ankles stuck.
42:16And we're looking in the sketches, though.
42:19Could be the latest ad.
42:20Come on, Jamie.
42:21Come on, Jamie.
42:22Come on, Jamie.
42:23Come on, Jamie.
42:24I'm in trouble here.
42:25You know that.
42:26Are you OK?
42:27Come on, I've got you.
42:28Why does it hold me?
42:29What?
42:30You've got a fucking...
42:31You've got a fucking harness on.
42:32Woo!
42:33Oh, God!
42:34Yes, dear me.
42:35Oh.
42:36Oh, please come off.
42:37Push it in.
42:38Push it in further.
42:39Come on, baby.
42:40Yes.
42:41Yes.
42:42Yes.
42:43Yes.
42:44Yes.
42:45Yes.
42:46Yes.
42:47Well done, Wayne.
42:48Well done, Jamie.
42:49Yes.
42:50Yes.
42:51Yes.
42:52Yes.
42:53Yes.
42:54Yes.
42:55Yes.
42:56Yes.
42:57Yes.
42:58And I can reveal that the fastest team was the red team.
43:02Yes.
43:03Yes.
43:04Yes.
43:05Which means tonight's winners are the red team.
43:08Thank you very well done.
43:09Yes.
43:10Yes.
43:11Yes.
43:12Yes.
43:13Yes.
43:14Yes.
43:15Yes.
43:16Yes.
43:17Yes.
43:18Yes.
43:19Yes.
43:20Yes.
43:21Yes.
43:22Yes.
43:23Yes.
43:24Yes.
43:25Yes.
43:26Yes.
43:27Yes.
43:28Yes.
43:29Yes.
43:30Well done.
43:31Yes.
43:32Don't stop it.
43:33Yes.
43:34Gracias por ver el video.
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