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EastEnders 19th November 2025.

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00:00Look, you need to get checked out.
00:02I'll live.
00:06You sure they bought it?
00:08Oh, we both know I won't be here now if that happened.
00:11Well, I thought I'd be in touch, yeah?
00:16Right.
00:18Oh, thank God.
00:19No attention, Al.
00:20I'm all right, I'm all right, I'm all right.
00:22I kept calling them.
00:23Yeah, I wasn't really in a position to chat.
00:27I thought you were...
00:28I know, I know.
00:30God, let's keep your eye on the air.
00:34Right, back to bed.
00:36I'm going to school without temperature.
00:37Not fair.
00:38I want to stay at home.
00:40All right, Moosh, you've got to go to school and learn enough for both of you, okay?
00:42Good lad.
00:44What?
00:45Some of these reviews are actually quite funny.
00:47Oh, they don't let up, do they?
00:50Look, you can't even spell that for a start.
00:51It starts with a C.
00:53No.
00:53Is it all right?
00:56Well, Tommy.
00:57Later.
00:58Tommy, hold up, Bert's coming with you.
00:59Tommy!
01:00Tommy, what's the matter with you?
01:01It's all right.
01:02It's going to be all right with your neck deep and all this malarkey.
01:06Okay, right, Bert's call.
01:08Ernie, take Eminem into your bedroom, give him a cuddle, all right?
01:11Eminem.
01:11What's Eminem?
01:12What's his name?
01:13Mini Mo.
01:13Mini Mo, whatever you want to call him.
01:15That's it, good lad.
01:15Go on.
01:16Go easy.
01:17Look after him in your bedroom, oh, yeah?
01:19Okay.
01:20Make sure the litter tray's there.
01:22I'm glad.
01:23Ernie.
01:24You know, Zoe, we get someone to look into it, you know, if you like.
01:29How?
01:30Well, I'll do a bit of digging.
01:31Get some work for a PI to look at the IP.
01:33PI, IP.
01:34Alfie.
01:35Yeah, I know, but find out where the reviews come from.
01:38You can do that?
01:39No, but I think I know someone who can.
01:51You all right?
01:53Hi.
01:54Um, I'm on my way to see Joel.
01:56I don't want you to have to deal with this for a second longer.
01:58Look, I appreciate the honesty, Ross, but I don't want to know anything about Joel.
02:02Nothing.
02:03No, no, look, I understand.
02:04Look, I've got to take that.
02:07Sorry.
02:14Right?
02:17Ask things with Cathy after last night.
02:20I don't think we're exactly our favorite people who aren't there.
02:24No comeback from that Damon geyser.
02:27I haven't been arrested, so I reckon he's long gone.
02:32It's to my night in shining armour.
02:34No, I'm not going to let anyone hurt you.
02:44Look, I've, um...
02:45I've let you down.
02:47And I'm sorry.
02:48I really am sorry.
02:51But...
02:51It's great that you've got family and don't want to get behind you.
02:54Sorry.
03:07Sorry.
03:08Sorry.
03:16It's just the start, then.
03:17how do we know they ain't coming back
03:24are our kids even safe in their own home
03:28don't even have a home
03:32after last night
03:33I saw it was something
03:37what if you can never get out of this
03:43I told you I just need to ease my way out
03:46and I will
03:47you could end up going back inside
03:51and we can't
03:53it ain't gonna happen
03:54remember down the station you said
03:58you lot don't work without me
04:01well I don't work without you lot neither
04:05and I swear I'm gonna do everything
04:08to protect us but
04:10I just need you to trust me
04:17that is a lovely offer Brendan
04:21but you'll only break my off
04:23and I'm married so sorry darling
04:25I believe you alright
04:32so just sit tight and let us help
04:33well now if he finds out who this is
04:36he'll know you're telling the truth okay
04:37alright okay
04:38can I get you
04:41two more rides please
04:42what happened to you alright
04:56well um thanks for agreeing to see me
05:08I wasn't sure I'd see you again
05:10you're my son
05:13I want to do everything I can to help you
05:16yeah double chocolate mocha just for you
05:24I might have had a sip but just to check if there's enough of me
05:27oh god
05:30it's like watching two horny kittens
05:33good
05:35you alright
05:39is this the right thing for us
05:41because of Gina
05:43listen Anna I'm really really sorry about that
05:47I wasn't perfect either though was I
05:50I think you guys looked right from where I was
05:52love's young dream right there
05:58yeah and we're having a fran-up day
06:00thank you
06:00just the two of us
06:02oh that's lovely
06:03but listen I can pull you two lovebirds
06:05away from each other just for five minutes
06:07now listen up because I need a favour
06:08now um
06:10some plank
06:11has been slagging off the convict online
06:14and I'm looking for a super duper digital detective
06:17to look into it for me
06:18who do you think he is
06:19well listen I don't want to point fingers
06:21but I think it's someone close to home
06:23obviously it's not me and Cap
06:25you know
06:25Zoe
06:26no why would she
06:29she's alright
06:30she's got us two back together
06:31that's all lovely and all that
06:32but she's not alright
06:33because Freddie knows that she's struggling
06:35but it's no surprise that she's turned out
06:37a little bit funny is it
06:38I mean she's a slater
06:39but she's also really been through a lot in her life
06:42I told her her superpower at the moment
06:45is to just keep calm and carry on
06:47yeah
06:47family's all we got in the end
06:49hey not just a pretty face
06:52thanks
06:53actually I was talking to Freddie
06:55listen er get a room alright
06:57catch you later
06:58are you trying to hypnotise her or what
07:03you want to watch out baby
07:05I'll have you doing all sorts
07:06why aren't you in the bar
07:08I'm on a break
07:09on a break
07:10you can't take a break
07:11me haven't even been in yet
07:12not paying you to hang out with this manky layabout
07:15you sound really sexy when you're cranky
07:18do you know that
07:19do you know what I wish you told me you were moving her in
07:21then I could have said over my dead body
07:24chance will be a fine thing
07:25hey
07:26wow and stop using my makeup
07:28it's expensive
07:28relax I'm only nicking a bit of lippy Cindy
07:31have you had an email from a surgery
07:34you drew an MOT health check on
07:36oh you've been snooping through my medical records have you
07:39just want to make sure I'm up to date with all my new patients
07:42see you later dad
07:43I'll make an appointment
07:45I'll get back to the bar
07:49definitely see you later babe yeah
07:54uh maybe
07:55okay
07:55she's done a number on you boy
08:01I know that look you know
08:03what look
08:04look as sailor gets
08:06just before the siren makes him crash against the rocks
08:10just wish she let me in a bit more
08:16you know get to know her properly
08:18she's acting like casual is all she wants
08:21maybe she needs to see a bit of romance
08:25you know a bit of interest in her
08:26it can't all be just physical physical physical
08:29no man
08:32thank you
08:39for agreeing to see us again at such a short notice
08:43well I thought there'd be a chance at some more of those biscuits
08:47yeah
08:47um look
08:48what happened yesterday
08:50we're really sorry about it
08:51that's not us
08:52you know
08:53we um
08:53we're a very quiet house
08:55people don't get on
08:56all the time
08:56I get that
08:57I just need to make sure looking ahead
09:00that this is a safe
09:01and secure home
09:02yeah but
09:02take all circumstances into account
09:05it's all part of the process
09:06um
09:07Ravi and Priya are going through some stuff
09:09but it's just
09:11normal relationship ups and downs
09:13you know I mean
09:14yes we
09:16we quarrel
09:17I'd be lying if I said any different
09:20um
09:21but it's like any family
09:23we have our moments
09:24look I know what you mean about stability
09:29and
09:30we want to provide
09:33a safe
09:34and happy home
09:35for our child
09:36so
09:38yeah
09:40so um
09:41so Ravi and Priya
09:45have um
09:47they've agreed to move out
09:49to give us the space
09:51to do anything necessary
09:53like anything at all
09:58you know if you'll still consider us
10:01I'll make a note of Ravi and Priya's move
10:04now
10:05if you can fill in these medical forms for me
10:09oh
10:10so we
10:11we're okay to continue with the assessment
10:13of course
10:15I'm not going to punish you for someone else's domestic
10:18and then after
10:20everything checks out
10:22you'll be another step closer in the process
10:24to giving our child a home
10:25oh
10:28okay
10:30here Zoe just to let you know that Freddie's looking into who's been mucking about online
10:39okay
10:39great
10:40yeah lovely
10:41so uh you know whatever we find out
10:43we're going to do this together
10:44yeah we're going to draw a line under it
10:45and this is going to be like a day one year zero
10:48what are you on about am I going to have to get a new calendar
10:50no don't be silly think of us as the family
10:52think hey how about this
10:53think of us as the fantastic
10:55okay forget that
10:57think about us as the Avengers
10:59yes okay so whatever happens
11:02we're all in this together
11:03because that's what they did
11:04what's that
11:07what's that smell
11:09what have you done
11:10what's going on
11:10what's that
11:11okay give me that
11:13she sprang it in your eyes
11:14come here
11:14Zoe is this yours
11:15is this yours
11:16you brought a weapon
11:18into my house
11:19with my kids here
11:20Alfie
11:21okay that's it
11:22you take that
11:23okay
11:23rinse your eyes and bring it to the doctor
11:25you sort this out
11:26I've got to look at you right now
11:27come on
11:28Kat
11:29I can explain
11:30no I still don't understand how pleading guilty helps me
11:36they've got proof you did it the video
11:38that you gave them
11:39facing up to it
11:40admitting what you did
11:41it shows you know you did wrong
11:43if I do that
11:44I am definitely going down
11:46no I can't
11:47pleading guilty
11:49is a step in the right direction
11:51to getting a judge to look at you more favourably
11:53to possibly getting you a reduced sentence
11:55there's me thinking
11:56that you was maybe going to get me a proper solicitor
11:59or someone that can actually get me out with it
12:00look you did
12:01what you did
12:02you need to own that
12:04take responsibility for it
12:07do you still love me?
12:13what sort of stupid questions happen?
12:16of course I do
12:17I always will
12:17then how can you want this for me?
12:26right Kev
12:27nah
12:30look
12:30just get it clean then
12:31you've got to come back in again
12:32you know
12:33Kev please hold up
12:34hold up
12:35come on
12:35be as mad at me as you like
12:38please go easy on Vic
12:39she's going through it at the minute
12:40and yeah she had too much to drink
12:42then I should have stopped it
12:42I know
12:43look it's not Vicky
12:44I'm annoyed with
12:44good no she's got enough on her plate
12:46at the moment
12:47but I expected better from you Zach
12:49and so would Sharon
12:50and it won't happen again
12:51just
12:52I wanted to walk past
12:53well if you want to help anyone
12:55I suggest you keep an eye on your son
12:57what are you talking about?
12:59he was in the calf earlier
13:01he looks like he's got the weight of the world on his shoulders
13:03he needs you Zach
13:05don't worry about Vicky alright
13:09I'll keep an eye on her
13:10you just keep a close eye on your son
13:12not looking too bad Ernie
13:24this thing had gone away
13:26eyewash helped
13:28it's not a sore
13:29well
13:30might be a couple of days
13:31before your x-ray vision returns
13:33but I think we'll be back to normal soon
13:35thanks then
13:37um
13:39where did he find the spread
13:42not that it's going to go any further
13:43of course
13:44it was Zoe's
13:47I see
13:47um
13:49how is she doing?
13:51well she put on a legal weapon
13:52into my house
13:53where my kids are
13:53that's how she's doing
13:55might it be a good idea
13:58to suggest that she comes to see me?
14:01she's convinced that someone's out to get her
14:03so
14:03I spoke to Kat
14:06and from what she told me
14:07I know it's hard to hear
14:09but I am genuinely concerned
14:12about how Zoe's doing
14:13oh
14:14near not
14:15did Vicky make you do this?
14:18what?
14:18no
14:19no
14:19to be honest
14:21she's just trying her hardest
14:23to get what happened out of her head
14:25to stop reliving it
14:26so that's why you're here
14:28what is?
14:29well to get me to change my police
14:31so she doesn't have to testify
14:32she's been having to deal with a lot
14:34you know
14:35and not always very well
14:37what do you mean?
14:39she's alright?
14:39no
14:39she's really angry
14:41you know she's
14:43picking fights that aren't hers
14:46I mean she had a proper bust up
14:47with some fella in the park
14:48I just feel so
14:53removed from her
14:55from what we had
14:57I don't recognise it
15:01I'm sorry about that
15:03when she's been like this
15:06I suppose I always had her down as some mad
15:10feminist man hater
15:11you know the sort that Drake talks about
15:13I guess she has a point though
15:15right?
15:16she's going out attacking innocent blokes in pubs
15:20see what I mean?
15:20women like that
15:21they just can't help themselves
15:23it's double standards isn't it?
15:25yeah I'm the one
15:26locked up in here
15:27where everyone has a big boo-hoo over Vicky
15:29because she's feeling sad
15:30and I can't plead guilty
15:34yeah and I won't
15:35because that means I feel guilt
15:37and I don't
15:38not one bit
15:40it was a mistake coming out
15:45Dad
15:46will you come again?
16:00hey
16:00hey
16:01I'm okay
16:02are you sure you're alright?
16:04yeah
16:04you should see the other geezer
16:06honestly man I'm fine
16:11I didn't think I'd see you again Dad
16:14yeah I know
16:15I know
16:15but I'm here now yeah
16:16let me speak to your mum
16:20yeah
16:21I'm sorry
16:31they don't need this
16:34no
16:38no
16:39no they don't
16:44they'll be alright
16:53we'll make sure of it
16:57I love you
17:06I wish I didn't
17:12things will be so much easier
17:19but we are where we are
17:27but we are where we are
17:27thank you
17:34thank you
17:37we can get through this
17:40as a family
17:43yeah I think it's better for you
17:59and the kids that carry on living here
18:01to like get this sorted
18:02no
18:04no
18:05definitely not
18:07we belong as a family
18:08together
18:09I'm the problem
18:10I need to go
18:10yeah
18:11it's not safe for any of you
18:13to be around me right now
18:14Shadad what are you saying?
18:24I want to
18:26I want to make things right
18:27and be someone
18:29you can all be proud of
18:30and I can't do that
18:32if I don't know you're all safe
18:33I can't
18:35yeah yeah yeah
18:36it's just for now
18:37yeah it's just for now
18:38it's just for now
18:38it does right of honey
18:43yeah
18:44it's for the best
18:47bless him
18:58bless him he's asleep now
18:59I think him washing his eyes again
19:01had helped you know
19:02okay I know
19:06I know you believe Zoe
19:09because you feel
19:10you have to
19:11what do you mean?
19:12well I spoke
19:14to Anthony
19:15and he's
19:16still worried
19:17I mean
19:17really worried
19:19do you
19:21do you think
19:23it's a good idea
19:24her living here
19:25with the boys?
19:26do you think
19:26I'll put my kids
19:27in harm's way?
19:28I'm not saying that
19:28I want to help her
19:29as much as you do
19:30but we can't do it here
19:31darling
19:31she needs proper
19:33professional care
19:35and support
19:36that's why
19:36whoever's doing this
19:37wants us to believe
19:38that she's losing it
19:38so Anthony's given his opinion
19:40but I know that Zoe's telling the truth
19:42and I believe her
19:42okay but
19:43and you need to start believing her as well
19:44I mean, Frana
19:52who does that?
19:55what would we be?
19:57jazz car
19:58omen
20:00omen
20:02like the sound of love
20:03yeah
20:03we have
20:05well we could do something
20:07you know
20:08get away a couple days
20:09away?
20:09yeah I don't know
20:10just to Brighton
20:11Manchester
20:12further afield
20:13Spain
20:13you been?
20:14spent much time abroad?
20:15do I get a prize
20:16for answering all these questions?
20:17I just
20:18look I have a half an hour break Oscar
20:19I wasn't planning on spending it talking
20:21Tommy
20:25you alright?
20:29what are you talking to us for?
20:31why don't you go visit
20:31your psycho friend inside?
20:33yeah what
20:33have you not found any more
20:34not as you can knock around
20:35with a sign?
20:35what did you just say to him?
20:36oh you got an old shot all of a sudden
20:39get back here
20:40you shouldn't let him talk to you like that
20:45you're a good kid Tommy
20:47and bullies like that
20:48they sense it
20:49they prey on him
20:50don't let him
20:51I can't
20:52I can fuck my nose
20:53alright?
20:54you're alright?
20:55Hey, baby.
20:56Hey, baby!
20:57Hey!
20:58Come on, baby!
20:59Come on!
21:00Come on!
21:25Lovely.
21:26Thanks, John.
21:27Oh, Zoe, can I have a word, darling?
21:28How's Ernie?
21:29Come here.
21:34Is he all right?
21:35Yeah, he will be.
21:36Yeah, he will be.
21:37Because, er...
21:38I can't risk that happening again, no, Zoe.
21:40It won't happen.
21:41It can't happen again.
21:42It won't happen.
21:43It can't happen again.
21:44I'm sorry.
21:45I'm sorry.
21:46I'm sorry.
21:47I'm sorry.
21:48I'm sorry.
21:49I'm sorry.
21:50I'm sorry.
21:51I'm sorry.
21:52I'm sorry.
21:53I'm sorry.
21:54I'm sorry.
21:55I promise.
21:56Okay.
21:57And we all need to have a...
21:58We all need to have a little chat about the future and where you're gonna live.
22:03You know?
22:04What's this?
22:05He's kicking me out.
22:06I ain't like that, no.
22:07Listen, you saw what happened to Ernie, okay?
22:09Alfie, listen, please.
22:10Zoe, I get it.
22:11I...
22:12I get that.
22:13What you think's happening to you is real.
22:16And we will help you as much as we can, but not here.
22:19Okay?
22:20You need proper, professional help.
22:22I won't bring anything dangerous into this house ever again.
22:24I promise.
22:25Too late for that.
22:26Alfie, I'm just so scared.
22:27I know.
22:28Enough.
22:29Enough.
22:30Alfie!
22:31Enough!
22:32Okay?
22:33I said enough.
22:35Vicki.
22:36Have you got a second?
22:37I've been to see Joel.
22:38I've told you.
22:39I don't wanna know.
22:40Look, I...
22:41I just wanna apologise.
22:42Right.
22:43I did everything I could to get him to try and change his plea, but he won't.
22:44Oh, I didn't think for a second that he would.
22:45Yeah, and that's on me.
22:46Right.
22:47Whatever I...
22:48Foul to do for him, like, bringing him up, then...
22:49I have to show him the responsibility for how he turned out, and I'm sorry.
22:53But he's my son.
22:54And I have to hope, like, I have to hope that he ain't irredeemable.
22:55You know, I might have let him down.
22:56But...
22:57...and I have to hope, right, I have to hope, right, I have to hope that he ain't irredeemable.
23:02You know, I might have let him down.
23:04Yeah, but...
23:05I have to hope.
23:06Right.
23:07I have to hope, like, to try and change his plea, but he won't.
23:09Oh, I didn't think for a second that he would.
23:10Yeah, and that's on me.
23:11Right.
23:12Whatever I...
23:13Foul to do for him, like, bringing him up, then...
23:15I have to show him the responsibility for how he turned out, and I'm...
23:16And I'm sorry.
23:17But he's my son.
23:18No.
23:19And I have to hope, right, I have to hope that he ain't irredeemable.
23:24I just can't give up on him. Or us.
23:32I've made just too many mistakes.
23:36And I ain't gonna make another one by losing you.
23:38Ross, listen.
23:39No, I know that you still love me.
23:42Right? What we have is...
23:43No, but it ain't about that, though, is it?
23:47All I can think about, as much as I try not to,
23:49is what Joel done to me, so...
23:51I'm sorry, Ross. I'm not thinking about what we had.
23:57God knows, after everything that's happened, I can barely remember.
24:01Well, just so as you know,
24:03I am gonna prove to you that we are worth fighting for.
24:08I ain't giving up on us.
24:10Just let Alfie calm down, yeah?
24:22There's no point in keeping going off at each other. We'll sort this out.
24:24No, I'm just letting you know it's quiet downstairs and, er, well...
24:31Tracy's covering.
24:33What, you come to help her pack?
24:34Cat, look...
24:35You are not throwing her out on the street.
24:37Okay, nobody's throwing anybody out, all right?
24:40Zoe, the thing is that...
24:43We just wanna get you some help, okay?
24:46You know, everything you're doing here, we can get it sorted.
24:49You weren't me.
24:50Oh.
24:51You're not throwing her out on the street when there's a psycho out there.
24:53I'm not having it.
24:54She's not right in the head, Cat.
24:55This needs to...
25:03I know exactly what I wanna do.
25:04I just might need a favour offer.
25:06No problem, mate.
25:07So, I hope it works out for you.
25:08You just tell me what you need, I'll tell you how much it costs.
25:10Costs don't matter.
25:12I'm joking, mate.
25:13It's on me.
25:14I'll be tell.
25:16I just need to show Vicky how much it means to me.
25:19Reminder of what we had and what we can still have.
25:25Come on, now!
25:26What are you gonna do?
25:27Just do it, cos I understand you're hungry!
25:29Don't worry.
25:30Listen, there's no one here, darling.
25:32I think I'll do it.
25:33Okay.
25:34I'll do it.
25:35Sorry, just be careful.
25:36Come on, then!
25:41You still think it was me?
25:44You still think it was me?
25:48Sorry, I'm...
25:50I'm so sorry.
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