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EastEnders 17th November 2025.
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00:00I love you.
00:02I love you.
00:04I love you.
00:06What are you saying?
00:08How are we going?
00:14Vicky. Vicky.
00:16Daydreaming?
00:18Yeah, something like that.
00:20We're having another quiz night tonight at the pub.
00:22Raising more money. Do you want to come?
00:24Is Ross going?
00:26What if he is? Do you have a girls' night? You need it.
00:28I'm just not good company at the minute.
00:30Can I get you a free drink?
00:32Oh, look at you. Were you out on the town?
00:34Date tonight. Yeah?
00:36Bring them to the quiz night. Need a full house.
00:38Oh, no offence, but I was kind of hoping for a bigger night than a pub quiz.
00:40Pop in for one, yeah?
00:42I want to see what sort of bloke is there with a dress like that.
00:44Rich one. Oh, here you go, girl.
00:48What's the matter?
00:50Victim liaison officer from the police.
00:52She's on her way over with an update.
00:54Better job.
00:58You all right?
01:02Nice to be in in a minute with your meds.
01:04Then we can go home.
01:06Shh.
01:08Lord, don't ever scare me like that again, darling. Please.
01:10No.
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01:43Oh.
01:44I'm Mrs. Moonwalk, we're turned this place into Fort Knox now.
01:47Why are we upgrading the alarm system to the one we've already got?
01:50I mean, look.
01:51We've got motion sensors, security lights account.
01:53I never ordered any of this.
01:54It's not that expensive, and you know why we need this.
01:58so we can watch that we stalk herself yeah is that okay sorry sorry nothing no it's all right
02:05you don't believe me and you know what i'll fear i don't blame you i mean can you imagine if it
02:13actually was you i'd be pretty crazy right you believe me you're a mess total mess but you ain't
02:21a psycho thank you but there was someone out there or someone out in the square and it's just doing
02:27my head and even thinking it could be gene it's not my nan yes she's not your beast fan but trust me
02:33it's not her okay you know i also think it's about time you start throwing some i don't care energy
02:39out there you start acting like nothing can hurt you and eventually nothing will you just keep calm
02:43and carry on it ain't that simple well it's how the slaters do things you don't ever let no one know
02:48when you're down that's our superpower try it all right you're on
02:53did she say what the meeting was about i don't know do i just an update that's all
03:00oh look thanks for being here zach it's all right you sure you should be drinking beforehand no
03:07probably not don't worry i'm not gonna smash up the kitchen again good it's cleaning up for hours
03:17then i'll get that just here or out okay fine yeah thank you
03:24for this deal to work you need to start delivering on your promises i need to let the dust settle jack
03:36no you need to reach out to your boss and let him know that you're ready to do business i'm the only
03:39one who walked away without any charges do you know suspicious that locks up you've got yourself
03:44into this mess surely you can get yourself out of it come up with a convincing story and start bringing
03:49us information
04:19you all right
04:32my mum told me everything that went down i'm sorry like i felt sick no i'm sorry i can't do this
04:40what do you want i don't know just you're me in it worried about you well how's your dad doing
04:50look i know this was all his fault and if i could do something to change it then
04:55barney
05:03well you gotta be kidding me what you nearly died harry yeah well still here ain't i only just
05:22and you know that that ain't gonna help is that what the doctor said when you had your little private
05:27chat this should be a wake-up call you overdose again and you might not be so lucky
05:35do you think this is what your dad would want
05:40don't even go there
05:41is he okay i don't know
05:54right john there you go mate help yourself with some pens all right good luck all right no cheating
05:59hi guys good to see you billy listen mate i'm generally sorry to hear about steady
06:06yeah thanks yeah listen i'm glad you're here because we're a little bit thin on the ground
06:12tonight you know for the quiz that's for a good course isn't it oh indeed it is i'll tell you i'll
06:17look i'll tell you what there you go i'll give you the heads up pitch around right this uh breed of
06:23dogs so hope you know the difference between a cava boot and a smelly boot
06:26oh thanks happy oh no no no no no what you got the answers on oh wait no she's got the answers
06:35i'll tell you don't know no one's got the answers okay that was just an admin error if she wins this
06:40all the students inquiry what are you talking about aren't we they're not gonna win i've got more
06:44chance than than to move coming through the door all right yeah thank you good as you sure
06:49fair let's bet right and i'm not being funny but you three are going to wipe the floor with me and
06:53gene i can't even spell my name off the time you know that well you know elaine i'm only here for
06:59the win oh oh my friend had one of these um it's a um hungarian vizsler shh keep your ears down
07:06it's good for me to be around my mates at the moment because i coach all right is everyone all right
07:13yeah not great well if you need another mate then you know that aren't you on gene's team yeah i mean
07:20if you good luck all right thanks i don't think something's at the minute well i just got to keep
07:31calm and carry on and act like nothing can hurt me sounds like a plan what's the deal with freddie and
07:37anna oh he's still head over heels in love with her but he did sleep with her sister mine
07:41why what are you thinking i don't know seeing as we're a bit quieter we could have some fun
07:49try and get them back together
07:55not guilty how how how can he do that there's so much evidence and what he just he just gets to
08:04plead not guilty and this whole thing goes to trial it's important to know that the police do believe you
08:09oh right look i don't get it there's a video showing what he did to that but they could claim
08:14self-defense and try to explain away the incident i feel like i'm the one on trial here
08:20and why can i have to go to court get up in a witness box with him looking on the cps know how
08:27traumatic this was for you and there are special measures that we can apply for that can make that
08:32process easier when he um when joel walked out that night i was broken i was scared
08:49but at least i knew it was over
08:53not is it
08:54it's just beginning come on come on away you are strong you can do this for it yeah you got my
09:03number yeah my email okay thank you you've been great i'll show you out yeah it's okay i can let
09:11myself out thank you take care
09:21gotta go to work soon i've got an idea another quiz by the vic for charity it's a good course might be
09:32just what you need no a lot of people there that care about you people like ross fair but i'll be in
09:43the kitchen if you need a friendly face thank you it's all right sorry
09:51do not hide away because of joel
10:09no i appreciate it thanks for letting me know
10:13joel he had his court appearance this morning i didn't go because he didn't want me to and uh
10:19i know why now that was his solicitor he pleaded not guilty what he's gonna put vicky through a
10:26trial i i should have seen it coming but i just took some time on young fingers you know give him a
10:33chance to think about what he'd done maybe wake him up to himself does vicky know they're gonna have
10:38to tell her now maybe i should go around there what do you think that's gonna work well i don't know
10:43but i just i just want to reach out to her you know give her a hug here you are come on i'll be
10:48calling you both the quizzes about stuff no no no i'm on the grandparent duties peter and lauren
10:52are still on honeymoon oh all right well you get in there then because i can't do this on my own
10:55i'm not in the right frame no excuses come on let's go i think
11:05now mate that's uh that's our table over there i'll get the drinks in yeah
11:10one of them funny little dogs you know it's it's got a name it sounds like someone's swearing it's uh
11:16a shit suit listen i know for a fact it's a king charles cavaliers fan look can't write it down
11:24why not because i saw the answers didn't i when he gave out the sheets no no no we're having it no i'm
11:30not having it this is all too much billy all of this this and last week getting chucked out the vip
11:35area it's bad corner billy you are way too dressed up for a place like this i've seen it gets a right
11:45slate don't mind i don't dress for places i dress for people then i am very lucky man hi handsome guy
11:53by the door sent these over wants you all to have a good night oh you better get used to this girls
11:57when you're out with me winners attract winners okay how handsome and how creepy is he well he ain't
12:04that creepy and he's kind of sweet wait freddie what's she doing i don't know sticking her nose in
12:11where it's not wanting trust me it's quiz time is good all right rigging just here on time i'm not
12:19that late am i now just about to start i'll tell you what we need to sit somewhere oh have you got a
12:23room in your table uh yeah good lad there you go sorted um to be honest we need all the help we can get
12:31the answers um budge up mate because we've got uh company you know what this was a mistake no
12:37listen listen you stay i'll go come on guys look it's a quiz i mean we could be civil right i've just
12:44had a meeting with the police telling me joel's pleading not guilty so i'm not sure how civil i
12:47want to be i hate that he's putting you through that listen give it one round yeah let's see how
12:52we go come on right everybody welcome to another quiz note here in the queen vexing cells down remember
12:58the normal rules apply turn your phones off as we get into round one
13:13it's going about your life that nothing happened isn't it
13:17do you want to sit down why what can you say that changes anything
13:20hey look i honestly i honestly feel so bad yeah yeah and you should tell exactly do you know
13:28i mean lives you've wrecked okay look i know you're both hurting yeah but things aren't as simple
13:34as they seem yeah why is that then go on then dad spit it out right okay because from where i'm
13:45standing it's pretty clear you dealt drugs and somebody died why don't you please keep your voice
13:51down everyone around they knows it i'm gonna try and fix this and make it right okay what are you
13:56gonna do but please can we just drop this for now no dad no you have caused so much pain to so many
14:02people people that i care about okay one of my best friends is in bits because of you
14:08and you know what i'm never gonna let you forget it
14:24what are you playing at why are you getting me to wave at anna just wanted to know how generous you
14:29are what are you talking about you just brought me around to drinks no i never just go with it
14:34she's trying to sort out your love life i don't really have a love life that's the point you're
14:39a sadder case than i am right now you and anna are worse than me and alfie were please don't go
14:43messing with anna and me just relax all right you still like it yeah come on be honest you can
14:48tell cat and me we're family of course i still like her she is the most beautiful creature that i've
14:53ever seen creature well girl woman woman i've ever seen how did you even pull her in the first place
14:58i don't know but she's perfect that's what i mean and you're making me really nervous so stop
15:03just follow our lead and we'll make it happen is this okay does it look all right smooth yeah it's
15:16nice good yeah it's the next part of our adoption assessment not going on a date with the guy okay
15:24fair point and when was the last time we went on the date really you really want to get into that
15:32barney's broken his whole family is destroyed and his dad could be in jail for life i'm not i'm not
15:38the one who put him there can i might as well have been peace peace stop
15:48so it's divorce be added time that it's fine that doesn't help unless you can remember the order
15:53of the queens oh don't you say that right one more time i swear to god i'm gonna bed you right now
15:59i'm gonna put katherine and then a squiggle and that gives us like a 50 50 chance of getting it right
16:03more drinks yeah come on i'll give you that i can see why you two are together you got more sparks
16:09and bonfire night too much has happened and i'm so done with men
16:17i don't know why you're bothering to stick up for him he's literally a drug dealer avani listen we've
16:28got our interview about our adoption tonight okay and i don't want the man from the agency walking
16:33into world war three so you still want to bring a kid into this messed up family look that's not
16:38helping the situation baba look of course you're angry at your dad but you do love him and he knows
16:46what he did was wrong i know he does but it took someone dying to figure that out exactly and look
16:50if no one got hurt and no one got caught then dad would still be doing the same things i was just
16:56trying to provide for you guys yeah and um i was under so much pressure it just all sounds like an
17:05excuse dad exactly i perfect boy okay i don't like this either but he's still your dad yeah and we are all
17:13still a family right at the beginning of the year we nearly lost everything because
17:18of your dodgy and i can't even bear to say that man's name because he was evil and that's the
17:24difference right your dad is not evil he's stupid and the love that drove him to do all of this is real
17:33you are his world you are honestly and look i will do everything i can to prove that to you so you just
17:45give me one final chance okay
17:59it's biggie all right tonight why what's happened well i thought she was enjoying herself
18:19go on she's knocking drinks back like they're going out of fashion yeah she had a difficult meeting
18:23no yeah with the old bill yeah charlie's um he's pleading not guilty so i was going to trial
18:33well it was scumbag that's all about it so that's why it's awkward between her and ross
18:39why is the river elphys stuck him on the same quiz team because he's a faultless pratt
18:44sometimes oh what just do me a favor keep an eye on that please i'll do my best all right thank you
18:50all right uh you know what it's come to my attention uh a few people have been complaining
19:00that i've been adding up the scores wrong no idea who it is but um it was harvey um so we're gonna do
19:09things a little bit different this week okay so with your answer sheets i want you to swap them with
19:14the nearest table to you no cheating here we go we've got this make sure you check them double check
19:20them all right yeah
19:27anna look i just wanted to apologize for earlier with the drinks and with zoe it was a bit much
19:34um it was really nice really well you know i was upset and you're always brilliant when it came to
19:41family staff so it was really sweet thank you you're welcome cheers bye
19:52that was your chance what you're doing a little bit nervous all right all right just calm breathe
19:58clear red now tell me when was the last time you two were happiest together bird watching every
20:03time bird watching yeah is that what you're gonna give me what am i meant to do with that
20:08oh hold up i've got an idea stay there uh hang on um question three who wrote wovering nights
20:19you crossed out kate bush and then wrote emily bronte cheap
20:26yeah it's because we ever heard someone saying it no billy it's the lies i can't handle the lies
20:32okay i knew we shouldn't go you asked me to come here yeah and now i want to go home
20:42it's better i've cut your back
20:45i need another drink and i'll have a vodka tonic single please
20:50oh mate oh can i get you can i get a pint of lager and vodka tonic
20:54yeah double okay actually make it a triple she ordered a single she wanted a single and you've
21:04ordered her a triple what's going on he's trying to get you drunk ordering you triples behind your
21:11back all right that's an honest mistake calm down
21:18make it a single single it is thank you
21:27take a seat robin can i get you a cup of jar oh lovely thanks
21:31and here's some ludicrously arranged biscuits okay sorry i was supposed to make you some of that milk
21:37birthday you really liked oh that was good it's just been a bit of a a full-on day yeah
21:42has that sculpted our chances of adoption well technically i am still shredding for my grand
21:46can holiday yeah you look really good now lying is seriously frowned upon in these assessments okay
21:54i just need to relax i mean it's just a deep dive into every aspect of our life since the day we were
21:59born can you tell it means a lot look today is the boring stuff gathering all the details so we
22:07can find more references carry out the background checks medical professional criminal okay so that's
22:14the details of my time in prison yeah yeah and it is so good that you told us about that early on
22:21like the advice i give to people on their first dates get everything out in the open so there's no
22:25surprises down the line he's rich i'm kind of hot and you're not getting any younger uh it's the
22:38third date calm down yeah but it's just a couple of lads from work but i might be quite late all right
22:49look just just kiss the kids good night for me all right i love you too bye why did i expect anything
22:58else what is your problem chelsea do you know this guy's married all right darling easy i just heard
23:05him brazen as anything on the phone to his missus i'm surprised you even took your wedding ring off mate
23:11okay leave it i know he's married are you for real it's not a big deal we're having a few drinks
23:17what's your wife think of it cheating on the arrangement no of course not she's at home putting
23:25your kids to bed washing your stinking underpants uh do you want to maybe drop it no do you know what
23:32i'm sick of everyone turning a blind eye to pigs like him you know what this ain't worth the hassle
23:40i'll see you around thanks for that
23:49should we get some no i don't need your help
23:52boss
24:09boss i'm out of custody yeah what can i say i'm too smart for them to come back to charges stick
24:16so fix me up yeah i'm ready to get a loan written again then make some serious money
24:30you have got to be kidding me
24:35good people being punished left right and center i mean you think a sleazebag like that get what's
24:40coming to him not that lucky
24:46how's your lad there's any young offenders he's not my lad he never was
24:53how about teddy now you're coping kids are taking it hard keep checking in on them every five minutes
25:00it's rough i'm not interested we bustled her that's it chelsea spell
25:13save your breath i ain't staying i suddenly lost my appetite they blow you out did they
25:21there's plenty more where they came from and the later it gets the drunker they are you are disgusting
25:27right back at you sweetheart frumpy old housewife like you you're not even worth a spiking right
25:35do one mate yeah see you around
25:46i get where this is all coming from but i'm worried she's gonna do something stupid
25:50soon look out i'm gonna go and look for her right make sure you get back to sort the kitchen when we
25:53close yeah yeah of course is there anything i can do well probably best you leave it mate don't worry
26:00i'll find out
26:04you have the audacity to stand in front of your kids trying to turn on those crocodile tears and
26:08beg for their forgiveness you don't understand what's going on i understand everything you're
26:12a scumbag what's happening ask your dad what's you talking about stuff in there stuff oh my god
26:17are you really trying to deny this can you guys please keep the noise he ain't never gonna change
26:22he ain't put anything behind him he's a dirty filthy liar always has been always will be tria
26:30yeah i'm just at the cab office now just waiting for the tribe to get back from a job
26:35i'll see you soon love you too bye
26:41is it the darling wife again have you got a crush on me or something is that why you're following me
26:47about not even worth a spiking what kind of sick mind comes up with that take a look at yourself in
26:52the mirror darling what happened huh you let yourself go stop taking pride in your appearance
27:00blokes lost all interest and what suddenly you decide to become a feminist i am so sick of men
27:05like you yeah well i'm sick of women like you going on about men like we're the problem when all
27:10you need is a proper man to take you home and show you a good time you get away from me
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