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EastEnders 12th November 2025.
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00:00Cojo told me Harry was in trouble, so I went round, and Harry was gone.
00:13Oki was down, with a knife in his hands, waiting for Harry to come back, or even Cojo.
00:21Stupidly I confronted him, and he attacked me, and all I could do was fight him off, you know?
00:30We were pushing and shoving, and we fell on the floor, and then...
00:36That's it. He tried to kill me. It was an accident.
00:44The deceased was linked to your son, and a raid at the crime scene for drug offences occurred last week.
00:50You understand that raises questions for us?
00:55Look, I'm sorry. I really am.
00:59If you carry a blade, you're more than likely gonna get stabbed.
01:02That's what you lot say, right?
01:07This is self-defence.
01:10You know, I know better than anyone that it ain't easy being interviewed by the police.
01:15You know, I'm proud of you both.
01:19You told the truth, and that's all we can do.
01:22And your dad...
01:24He was fighting for his life.
01:27That scumbag was after your brother, and I know it don't seem it right now.
01:33But we're lucky.
01:34Lucky?
01:36Lucky?
01:38Dad's going to prison.
01:39He killed someone.
01:40Barney.
01:41No, Mum.
01:43I can't deal with this.
01:44I can't.
01:45Oh, love.
01:47Barn!
01:52It'll be okay.
01:53We all will.
01:55You okay?
01:57Have you taken your methadone?
01:59Look, I know you're struggling, darling.
02:01Okay?
02:02But your dad did this for you, so you can't be spiralling right now.
02:06You just gotta stick to the plan.
02:07Okay?
02:08Stay on the straight and narrow, and everything will be okay.
02:10I promise.
02:11I'm not okay, Mum.
02:13And this will never be okay.
02:15Nick?
02:36Any news?
02:39Didn't need to go to the pictures yesterday.
02:41Could've just stuck around here and watched the horror show.
02:44You'll have to turn your stomach.
02:46That's why we should count our blessings.
02:49Eh?
02:50If you're home, then we're all safe and happy.
02:53Yeah.
02:56Right, Nodge.
02:57We've, er...
02:58got a visa.
03:00I can officially confirm
03:02that Santa Claus is in production.
03:05I finished it last night.
03:06Loved it.
03:07So I woke up this morning and thought,
03:08we've got an in-set day.
03:09Why not make it?
03:10All we need is this
03:12and a savage young director.
03:15I've done a list of some potential local cast members.
03:19Gonna get some mates involved.
03:21Hair and make-up, stuff like that.
03:22It's all go!
03:23This is exactly what we need right now.
03:27I actually produced my own play quite a few years ago.
03:30If you're looking for a part,
03:31you're gonna have to audition.
03:33Sorry.
03:34But, before we start,
03:36I did have a few ideas.
03:39What about making it about two sisters instead?
03:41Now's not a good time.
03:44Okay, well...
03:46I just thought that...
03:47Well, you thought wrong.
03:48Okay?
03:49I don't believe this.
03:53I mean, he's just defending himself, isn't he?
03:58He'll be home before we know it.
04:00With any luck, that solicitor will pull his finger out.
04:02Yeah, well, when you've got a family,
04:04you don't need luck.
04:06You don't need Phil.
04:10Nicola.
04:11If you need to talk...
04:12No, look.
04:13It's fine.
04:14Everything's gonna be fine, alright?
04:16Just, please, be quiet.
04:20Right.
04:21He's not answering,
04:22so we need to go and find him.
04:24Well, come on.
04:25Let's go.
04:32Oki's dead?
04:34Yeah, after you left.
04:36Harry got away and...
04:37Teddy ran up there.
04:39Oki was out for blood.
04:40He came off worse.
04:43I'm sorry this has happened, okay?
04:45But...
04:46It's over now.
04:48It's done.
04:49Okay?
04:50That's right.
04:52You're safe now, yeah?
04:54I sent Teddy there.
04:56This is my fault.
04:57No, no, no, no, no.
04:58None of this is your fault.
05:00None of it.
05:02It's all finished now.
05:03Okay?
05:04You're safe.
05:05Kojo.
05:06Just wait.
05:07It's the coroner.
05:08Where he knows?
05:09Yeah.
05:10Please still need to talk to Kojo.
05:11I haven't slept.
05:12I was worried he was going to wander off again.
05:13I should have kept an eye on him.
05:14I should have kept...
05:15If you want to point fingers, point him across the road, Dad.
05:16You had a chance to think about that job in Dubai, yeah?
05:17I haven't had time.
05:18Well, maybe you should make some time.
05:20You should focus on your family.
05:21Let me focus on Kojo.
05:22And let me focus on Kojo.
05:23I haven't slept.
05:24I was worried he was going to wander off again.
05:26I should have kept an eye on him.
05:27I should have kept...
05:28If you want to point fingers, point him across the road, Dad.
05:31You had a chance to think about that job in Dubai, yeah?
05:36I haven't had time.
05:37Well, maybe you should make some time.
05:40You should focus on your family.
05:46and let me focus on Kojo.
05:58Oh, first day back when the dishwasher's on the blink.
06:02Between that and sorting out Ben's new prison canteen money this morning,
06:05I think I'm gonna have a holiday.
06:07Still, at least he's happy in this new place.
06:10Small comforts, eh?
06:16Look, just so you know, I'm not happy about Ross being ours either, OK?
06:20But him and Harvey...
06:21It's all right, Aunty Caff, I know.
06:27Well, enough, we've got to see you in school every day.
06:29Why'd you actually let him in here?
06:31What, to spit on his hand roll?
06:32Uh, boys, leave it out, yeah?
06:33Leave it out. You should throw him out.
06:35You know what, I'll just go.
06:36Yeah, do us all a favour, bruv. Move.
06:38Come on. You're guilty now, are you?
06:40Oi!
06:41It's a bit late for a viney, innit?
06:42That's enough.
06:43Joel is banged up and Tommy done the right thing. End of.
06:47So leave him alone, let him finish his lunch.
06:52Show's over, all right?
06:58Go and sit down, Tommy.
06:59Bring you over a hot chocolate.
07:01My treat.
07:10Ain't I got enough on me plate?
07:11I know, I know that, but...
07:13I wouldn't ask if it weren't family, huh?
07:16And this salivary he's got, he's, he's...
07:18That bad, is he?
07:20Look, Teddy's my brother, Phil.
07:22He needs help.
07:24I mean, I know that it was self-defence,
07:26but you know how these things can go on.
07:28All right, well...
07:30I saw Richie Monday, she's got a lot on, but...
07:32I'll give her a call, see what I can do.
07:34Thanks, mate, thanks.
07:37See?
07:38See?
07:39We're all in this together, aren't we?
07:45What's she doing now?
07:47Yeah, let's get this up to Kojo, eh?
07:49You know why Dad's been beating himself up about keeping Kojo safe?
07:52And here you are, one of the few people actually could have kept him safe.
07:55Junior, don't.
07:56Kojo ain't the only victim here.
07:57He's the only one who's gonna suffer, though, isn't he?
08:00Do you know what?
08:01I owe Teddy Watts!
08:02What?
08:03But he's just as much to blame as you and your poxy son!
08:05I'll tell you now!
08:06It's your hands-lock.
08:08All I care about is Kojo.
08:09So you should go, cos this really isn't helping!
08:19Sorry.
08:32I was trying to do something nice.
08:34I didn't want to upset him.
08:36I know you didn't.
08:38And so does he.
08:40It was a really lovely part.
08:43I hope he changed his mind.
08:46Oh, thanks.
08:49The dessert's a bit of fun.
08:51Right?
08:52Yeah.
08:57Boy troubled, eh?
08:59Well, you should tell her what my mum told me.
09:02Men are like a tall glass of wee in the Sahara.
09:07You know, necessary, but hard to stomach.
09:10She was a wise woman, my mum.
09:12You know, wise and single.
09:14Oh, so what's this?
09:16Oh, it's, er...
09:18It's Nigel's script.
09:20Oh, Lexi was thinking of making it, but, erm...
09:22Oh, no.
09:24Well...
09:26Well, what's the problem?
09:27Well...
09:29Between you and me, I think she's making a few...
09:31casting errors.
09:32Can you act?
09:33Me?
09:35Well...
09:36I have been known to dabble.
09:37Yeah.
09:38Yeah.
09:39Yeah.
09:41Oh, God.
09:42Oh, God.
09:46You know what my old dad used to say?
09:52If you let the nasty things affect you, they'll start defining you.
09:57He gave good advice, my dad.
10:00Didn't live by it, mind you, but...
10:02They're right, though.
10:04Ain't they?
10:05You're not the last person who should be defending me.
10:10I just...
10:12I just believed him.
10:13You know?
10:14Everything he was saying.
10:15Everything Drake was saying.
10:16It made sense.
10:18Well, I was wrong.
10:21Maybe if I'd realised that earlier and stood up to him, then...
10:25then none of this would have happened.
10:27When it really mattered, you did stand up to him.
10:31When he attacked me, you didn't hesitate.
10:34That's what's important.
10:36And with all this madness going on, we'll be old news soon.
10:40We're just hanging there together, yeah?
10:43Yeah.
10:50Well, cavalry's on his way.
10:55Billy's got Phil's hotshot solicitor on your dad's case.
10:57I just want to be by myself, Mum.
11:00Harry.
11:04I wanted to take the fool for you.
11:10You know, I'm the one that should be behind bars, but you wouldn't have it.
11:14I think I'd rather be locked up than see you like this.
11:19Did your dad ever tell you the stories about how I didn't want you to box when you were a kid?
11:28No, true.
11:29I hated it.
11:30You were too handsome.
11:31You still are.
11:32And I still, I can't...
11:33I can't stand to see you in pain.
11:34Look, you're off the gear, but you're still not well.
11:35And it's easier to get gear in prison than it is on the streets these days.
11:37We couldn't risk it.
11:38Isn't that okay?
11:39He deserved to die.
11:40But you...
11:41You...
11:42You deserve to be free and healthy and the only way in that way.
11:46You deserve to be free or healthy in the world.
11:49You're not too, you're in love.
11:50You deserve to die.
11:51You deserve to die.
11:52You deserve to be free and healthy and the only way in your life.
11:55You deserve to be free.
11:56I can't stand to see you in pain.
12:00But you're off the gear, but you're still not well.
12:03And it's easier to get gear in prison than it is on the streets these days.
12:06you deserve to be free and healthy and the only way you are going to be there is at home with us
12:14so you can be upset but you mustn't feel guilty right about that or about your dad
12:23because it was his choice and it was the right one
12:29listen to me your dad is going to plead self-defense we've got phil solicitor
12:39he's going to be home sooner than you know i'm telling you
12:46mr c
12:56mrs c it's me sorry i'm very sorry
13:04there you are looking all over for you now listen i've got two words for you sex appeal now honey
13:22mitchell is a beautiful woman we can all agree on that yeah but as a sexy sassy comedic copper
13:28i'm sorry
13:30she ain't police officer number two material i'm sorry but yeah well so you should be because if i've read this right you need somebody to hit the comedy highs and get the men rubbing on their thighs now honey is sweet but kim is cayenne yeah i bring the fun i bring the fire i bring the heat you don't need gracious you need
13:38flirtatious you need flirtatious you need
13:54fox on your fox on your box i'm not in charge of the casting list yeah i know i know i know but you have the final say do you know this is your vision and we both know that that vision is standing right in front of you imagine this look at this look at this look at this
14:14i'm fox police officer number two
14:18look there is no film it's just a shoddy script i wrote years ago that that means nothing now so
14:25you and lexi can just forget about it i know i will soon enough
14:29well i think he's good i mean i only read the first half of it but i am hooked and i'm normally the hooker not the hooky
14:36not that i'm a prostitute or anything but listen if you change your mind i've got another two words for you
14:41yeah cast kim yeah i'll see you later
14:46hey
15:04look i'm sorry all right i know your heart's in all the place
15:09you know you must be head over heels dad i mean now that teddy's gone you've got a free run at her
15:24right things we do for love i told you my focus is kojo i don't care about nicola or anyone else
15:32i can't argue with that i mean you've basically got my bags packed for me right
15:38do you know what maybe this family needs me to stick around and fight their corner
15:42sure obviously not you know monique moving on is not my fault it's yours
15:50you're scared about going back because it's easier to hear about xavier calling another man dad
15:57it's quite another thing to actually see it i get that but don't put it on me and don't make
16:01cojo an excuse for you to do what's easier instead of what's right for you and your son
16:08i've already booked my flight for tomorrow
16:13don't worry dad bags already packed
16:15are you really gonna make the same mistake again sorry i've seen you with tommy
16:31did he give you the poor me treatment yeah oh look i will tell you what i told the boys it is over now
16:36joel manipulated tommy just as much as the rest of us no it's true tommy is nothing like joel
16:46deep down i know he's a good kid a good kid who hid his mates after he nearly killed you for hours
16:54let me guess he made it out like he rung ross straight away yeah
16:58he knew about the video of avani 2. does that sound like a good kid to you he knew what joel was
17:06and he let him get away with it maybe joel manipulated him but don't let him manipulate you too
17:13what are you bearing up it's not fair but last not fair is it no one knows that more than me
17:37well look um is this for you it's from your dad
17:53take he told you the story behind it then
18:01i'll keep it safe i know you will
18:07he told me to go to will's party i don't even like parties maybe if i'd have stayed here
18:19i could have done something like what come on you cleverer than that
18:29you know your dad he always said you were the best of us
18:32yes and he's right
18:38so can you do something for me mom
18:42you can help me through this because
18:45i know you're scared but i'm scared
19:02richie right don't tell me phil's been nicked too not today no it's um
19:13it's you i've come to see
19:16but i've got a solicitor yes you do but from what i'm hearing it'd have been better off without him
19:20the police have spoken to the cps and it's not good news i'm afraid
19:27you all right
19:40kim's right you know
19:42it's not bad that's a good thing isn't it i don't remember writing it what happens i mean i know i wrote it i just don't know how
19:57i never did like writing
20:03yeah remember our old english teacher mrs barnaby
20:07nasty old cow always used to wear sandals you know
20:09her feet used to turn my stomach
20:14she like me yeah never like me it's a bang on and on about shakespeare but
20:19i couldn't take my eyes off her trotters put me up for life
20:24i just keep thinking back then i must have thought someone who'd see it you know see it and and well you know maybe make it
20:33hope phil keeps your fire burning doesn't it
20:43i could spend the rest of my life now trying
20:49and i couldn't write a single page of this now
20:54because i'm
20:55i'm
20:59i'm not the same person who wrote this anymore
21:04there's no fire there's no hope i'm just
21:10nothing
21:12i mean i was never a fighter or a lover but i had this i was sharp
21:20now
21:20i'm not responsible for my own actions
21:35i don't remember writing it phil
21:39well you don't you don't have to write it again do you because you already did that that is yours
21:45yeah no one can take that away from you it don't matter if you can't remember writing it because
21:49you did you wrote it as soon as i already had kim collar me you know like i'm steven spielberg's
21:56right hand man or something about it but don't see it to me like you're nothing
22:02i mean you talk about wanting to take responsibility for your actions well maybe that's the way to start
22:08you know maybe it's a way of keeping that fire inside burning
22:19it was only a few he did the right thing in the end it took a lot for him to do that you know look
22:28i am a good person okay and i thought that you were a good kid with a good heart who got manipulated
22:34too was i wrong am i an idiot all over again you stood up for me and i was just embarrassed if i could
22:41take it all back i would i was scared and i wanted to protect him but after i found out what he had
22:48done i had to call his dad and again vicky i am so so sorry joel lied to you both he manipulated you
22:59both and now you both realize what he is and now he's gone for good okay okay
23:13i'm sorry amy's got me all okay if you need someone to talk to oh sorry would love that i'm a
23:20cat-stealing stalker and i you might be a lot of things but i don't think you that even if so he does
23:26think it i know where you feel all right you go from mother hen to christmas turkey i know trust me
23:37you feel hurt ashamed angry but you're not on your own if you need to talk i'm here okay
23:48i'm fine john ain't gonna define me i won't let him
23:56i actually wrote and directed my own play in the 90s
24:23yes it was about queen victoria i could dig it out for you if you like nah i'm not really into
24:31period drama right here you go what's this this is a start santa claus is back in production you
24:42actually want to do it i do as long as i can get the help of a young brilliant up and coming director
24:48i'm in and as a writer director yourself we could do with a helping hand if you're interested i mean
24:57right first order of business i've been thinking about casting and i've got a new idea about second
25:04police officer two words cast kim
25:13voila mama's mac and cheese used to love my mac and cheese what oh looks a bit ropey didn't it
25:21look i'm out of practice i'll get better okay should we have a chinese yeah
25:27look i've got to get this supplier giving me aggro life goes on hey
25:35you okay
25:46you
25:48daddy is that you yeah yeah it's me how you doing are you all right i'm all right how are the boys
25:58good yeah well good now anyway that's good it's good john talk to him no no leave him be up i'll
26:09talk to him tomorrow is there any news have you spoken to richie because um billy spoke to phil
26:15and he's managed to twist his arm look i have already it's not good news nick
26:20they're going to charge me for murder
26:37nick
26:37yeah
26:40nick
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