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EastEnders 20th November 2025.
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00:01Ernie's insisting on wearing his goggles to school today.
00:05Is he okay?
00:06No, he's fine.
00:07I think he just loves the attention like his old man.
00:09Hey, how you feeling, darling?
00:11Well, listen, I know I said I was sorry last night, but to be honest, I ain't much as part of me.
00:16I didn't want to believe it, you know, it's just been a bit scary and all that.
00:19Yeah, yeah, it's just a bit.
00:21But, hey, main thing is you're safe now, me and your mum are going to make sure it stays that way, so let's go.
00:25First things first, we need to call the old Bill, yeah?
00:27I already have. They fobbed me off with some crime reference number. It was a waste of time.
00:31Yeah, well, whoever's doing this, they're getting closer.
00:34You saw it yourself. You will pay. Like I ain't paid enough.
00:38We ain't getting any closer to finding them.
00:43You sure?
00:44Found that just outside the barrel store.
00:47Could belong to anyone.
00:48Dan, come on, we're gonna be late.
00:50Er, well, listen, I'll leave it with you. I just think it's worth a punt, that's all.
00:54All right.
00:55Look, we'll figure this out, right, and that don't mean anything.
00:59He could be right.
01:02It's got paint on it.
01:08There you go, mate.
01:09Oh, don't say nothing, yeah? That's company, ain't that?
01:12Arf, you're a diamond. She's gonna love it.
01:14Look, mate, erm, it hasn't been the easiest week for you.
01:18Maybe, maybe you shouldn't rush into anything.
01:20Look, I'm not gonna stand around waiting for change.
01:22All right, I need to do this now.
01:24Er, talk to Mitch.
01:26Er, Vicky, erm, are you gonna be at home later?
01:29Yeah, I should be, yeah.
01:30Perfect. Erm, don't make any plans.
01:32Maybe I should just stick with blokes.
01:34Always find them easy to talk to.
01:36A few pints, let them ramble on about their favourite England manager in a quickie before midnight.
01:42Oh.
01:43What?
01:44You thought it was all pink gins and drag shows? It's 2025.
01:46Oscar!
01:47OK, do you ever think maybe you're just overthinking all of this stuff with Jasmine?
01:49Maybe it's just not that deep.
01:50No, I don't think it's just all that deep.
01:51Maybe I should just stick with blokes.
01:52Always find them easy to talk to.
01:54A few pints.
01:55Let them ramble on about their favourite England manager in a quickie before midnight.
01:59Oh.
02:00Or what?
02:01You thought it was all pink gins and drag shows?
02:04It's 2025.
02:05Oscar!
02:06OK, do you ever think maybe you're just overthinking all of this stuff with Jasmine?
02:10Maybe it's just not that deep.
02:12Not that deep?
02:13Now Cindy Rella's moved back in, the girl's living in my room!
02:17Do you want my advice?
02:18Have fun.
02:19Save all this serious stuff for when the frontal lobe kicks in.
02:26Frontal lobe?
02:27What?
02:28Snooping around corners isn't a good look, you know?
02:31It wasn't in for Oscar.
02:32Not that it's any of your business.
02:38Cindy?
02:39Dr Truman.
02:40You're going to have to rebook that appointment.
02:47Harry?
02:51Harry?
02:53Mum?
02:54Mum!
02:55Who is it?
02:56I don't know, Harry's just lying here.
02:57What?
02:59Harry!
03:00Harry!
03:02He's fine, love, he's just a bit tired.
03:04I mean, Harry never was a morning person, was he?
03:07He never acts like this.
03:08I said he's fine, love.
03:10Look, erm, you'd better go, you're going to be late for school.
03:13Get up!
03:14No mother should see their son like this, Harry.
03:15It ain't right.
03:16Stop!
03:17You know, you were lucky.
03:18But if you keep acting like this, it won't be the hospital you end up in.
03:19It'll be the morgue!
03:20Just leave me, Oliver.
03:21Just leave me, Oliver.
03:22I mean, you really think that drugs are going to fix this?
03:23What?
03:24He's relaxed.
03:25I thought you'd gone.
03:26Oh, Barney, I didn't want to worry you.
03:27You think I just exist, oblivious to everything, but I'm not stupid, Mum.
03:28I know you're not, Barney.
03:29I know you're not, Barney.
03:30I thought you'd gone.
03:31Oh, Barney, I didn't want to worry you.
03:32You think I just exist, oblivious to everything, but I'm not stupid, Mum.
03:33I know you're not, Barney.
03:34I know you're not, Barney.
03:35I should see their son like this, Harry.
03:36It ain't right.
03:37Stop!
03:38You know, you were lucky.
03:39But if you keep acting like this, it won't be the hospital you end up in.
03:40It'll be the morgue.
03:41What?
03:42He's relaxed.
03:43I thought you'd gone.
03:44Oh, Barney, I didn't want to worry you.
03:46You think I just exist, oblivious to everything, but I'm not stupid, Mum.
03:50I know you're not, Barney.
03:51Your brother is trying to cope when I am doing my utmost to help him.
03:56Oh, Barney!
03:58I'll take a couple of those brownies as well, Cathy.
04:15I might drop them round to Nicola.
04:17Well, chocolate always cheers me up.
04:19How are they holding up?
04:21Well, Nicola's tough, isn't she?
04:23But Harry's barely left his room, and poor Barney.
04:26Well, he's just not been himself, has he, since Teddy was arrested?
04:29No.
04:30Nothing right, is it?
04:31I mean, kids need a dad.
04:33Yeah.
04:34Well, listen.
04:35These are on the house, and let me know if there's anything else I can do all right.
04:38Thanks, Cathy.
04:39Yeah, I could let them know all the support they can get.
04:41Bye.
04:42All right.
04:43Peace.
04:49What's wrong?
04:51I better go.
04:52Why?
04:53Just a lot rattling around my head right now.
04:58Oh, no.
04:59If this is about what happened the other night, isn't it?
05:01It's about that.
05:02It's about Barney.
05:04I just feel it's wrong when he's sat here whilst he's going through all of that over there.
05:07I know, but he's got people around him.
05:09He's got his family.
05:10I'm his family.
05:11He's got his dad, and that will never change.
05:14He should be there for him.
05:16Well, it's not too late to show up for him now, then, is it?
05:21Yeah.
05:22I'd better get off.
05:23No, yeah.
05:35Must be my lucky day.
05:37Yeah, don't get too excited.
05:38I'm not hanging around for long.
05:39Always the tease.
05:40Um, you know Patrick's son?
05:42Are you friendly with him, or...?
05:44Oh, the doc?
05:45Nah, man's a bore.
05:46Not exactly my number one fan, either.
05:50Let's just say me and Patrick had a run-in.
05:53A run-in?
05:54I ran into him, mugged him, and impulsively attacked him.
06:00You attacked an old man?
06:01Look, I've changed my ways.
06:03Why are you so interested, anyway?
06:05You got a thing for the doc or something?
06:07Why?
06:08Are you jealous?
06:09Me?
06:10Never.
06:11But I ain't taking my chances.
06:13In that poor day, no?
06:17Hey, hey, Mrs Moon.
06:19What, are you off to see the wizard?
06:21Leave off.
06:22Can't you raid the room?
06:23Yeah, no, I'm sorry, I said it.
06:25You all right?
06:26I should have trusted you, you know.
06:27Mum knows best and all, eh?
06:31Oi, where you going?
06:32That earring.
06:33Everything is starting to make sense.
06:34I've been fearing for my life all this time,
06:36and it's been some stupid old bimp with plastic hoops.
06:38I won't be so sure.
06:39How do you know it's not that Greg, eh?
06:41Putting the strings from the inside.
06:42Getting someone else to do his dirty work for him.
06:44Nah, it ain't his style, he ain't that smart.
06:46Sorry, Mum's all right.
06:47Don't rule anybody out.
06:48And no offence, you're not short of enemies, are you?
06:50Yeah, well, I put a few noses out of joint over the years,
06:52but this feels personal, closer to home.
06:55Vicky, we've been through this.
06:58After everything with Sharon, if anyone has got a motive,
07:01it's Vicky.
07:03I need to talk to her.
07:04So, you need to stop pointing fingers at people, all right?
07:06Now, if we're gonna do this, we need to do it properly, yeah?
07:08So, now do you reckon we're gonna do that?
07:10Oh.
07:11Okay, I've got an idea. Just follow me, yeah?
07:17Oh, right, I'll have a hot chocolate, please, and, er, scone.
07:26And, erm, two chocolate brownies, and, erm, two blueberry muffins.
07:30Actually, give me one of each.
07:32Are you all right, Jane?
07:34Yes!
07:35As much as it goes against my morals to support a business
07:38led by a lying, cheating homewrecker of a woman,
07:41but I promised Lily some sweet treats
07:43and you're the only place that's open,
07:45so if you don't mind hurrying up,
07:46then I can stand here for as little time as possible.
07:48Take the change.
07:49Oh!
07:50Oh!
07:51Why don't you men take up so much space?
07:52Er...
07:55A coffee, when you're ready, please, Caffey.
07:59Fuck, Caff, whatever.
08:00Jack, Sergeant, you stick it out of my tab, yeah?
08:04You know, I am allowed a day off.
08:05Yeah, I know, Jack. I'm sorry, mate. I really appreciate it.
08:08We need your help or something.
08:10Zoe, right, we believe she's being stalked,
08:12and I don't mean on social media or anything like that.
08:14Someone got into the pub last night and left a threatening message.
08:16We called the old Bill, but they just fobbed us off.
08:19Well...
08:20Could be kids, couldn't it, having you on?
08:22Do you think we'd come to you if we'd just thought it was kids?
08:24We found an earring outside the barrel store.
08:26Maybe you can check it for DNA or something?
08:29Yeah. Look, it don't quite work like that, Zoe.
08:32Look, I'd like to help you out.
08:34I wish I could, but I'm gonna need substantial evidence to do that.
08:37I'm sorry.
08:38No worries, thanks.
08:39Cheers, mate.
08:41You know what I mean? What about Freddie?
08:43He's looking into the IP stuff, isn't he?
08:45Yeah, and what if he comes up with nothing?
08:47You know, if no-one else is gonna help me, I may as well sort it myself.
08:50I can't believe she's reeled you in as well.
08:54Jim, what if this was Stacey?
08:56Yeah, but it's not Stacey, is it?
08:57Cos Stacey's gone, and we all know whose fault that is.
09:00So what do we do now, eh?
09:02I'm her mum. I'm supposed to protect her.
09:04I know, we'll be all right.
09:06She's got to...
09:07I've got to make sure she doesn't do anything stupid, all right?
09:09Come on, sir.
09:11Thanks, Kat.
09:12I'm sorry.
09:13I'm sorry.
09:14I'm sorry.
09:15I'm sorry.
09:16Should I be worried?
09:17No, no, of course not.
09:18Look, I get it, okay?
09:19It's fine.
09:20You're only human.
09:21You've got eyes.
09:22You've got a lantern here of all men.
09:25Look at him.
09:26Look at that.
09:27Look at that.
09:28It's got as much charm as a damp sponge.
09:29Look at it.
09:30Look at that.
09:31Right.
09:32And you, on the other hand.
09:33Yeah, I'm a big, soppy, wet sponge, me.
09:36I've got rizz seeping out my pores.
09:40And unlike Mr. NHS, I'm a big, soppy, wet sponge, me.
09:45I've got rizz seeping out my pores.
09:48And unlike Mr. NHS, I know how to have a bit of fun.
09:59You've got half an hour I can show you.
10:01Half an hour?
10:02At least.
10:03Oh, that's ambitious.
10:04Yeah.
10:05I would love to, but I'm actually on shift.
10:07Another time, yeah?
10:18Painting threats on the barrel store?
10:27I could have you for damages.
10:29Don't give me that look.
10:30You know what you did.
10:31You really have lost the plot, ain't ya?
10:33Well, you're hiding my biggest fan, are you?
10:35Listen.
10:36If I wanted to hurt you,
10:37I could make one phone call
10:38and you would spend the rest of your life in a cell.
10:40So I suggest you wind your neck in
10:42before you get yourself in any more trouble.
10:44I can do a lot worse than a bit of paint.
10:48For someone who's so worried about themselves,
10:50you're not a show of making enemies, are you?
11:00Oh.
11:09Hiya.
11:10Alright.
11:11I thought I popped by because, well,
11:13I read somewhere that sugar is a great mood booster.
11:18Shall I make us a cup of tea?
11:22No.
11:23You're alright.
11:24I don't mind.
11:25It'd be nice to have a cup of tea.
11:27These are still warm.
11:28Stop it, honey.
11:29I...
11:30I don't need you checking up on me.
11:31Alright?
11:32Oh, honey.
11:33Didn't you hear me the first time?
11:49Oh, what the hell do you think you're doing?
11:52I could ask you the same thing.
11:54Ringing Kojo?
11:55Asking him to see Harry?
11:56Are you mad?
11:57He's in a bad way, George.
11:59He needs a mate.
12:00Well, don't you think you've done enough damage?
12:03No, leave my family out, though.
12:05A lot of you.
12:06It's like she was getting a kick out of it.
12:18You'd think she'd be more worried about me being on to her.
12:21She's probably not worried because it ain't her.
12:24I'm sorry, but Vicky doesn't strike me as a balaclava and spray paint sort.
12:29She's just all mouth like her sister.
12:30Well, there ain't no harm in checking it out.
12:32I mean, what other leads have we got?
12:34You playing detective is doing you no good, alright?
12:37Just keep your head down.
12:39I've done that.
12:40Look where it's got me.
12:41I can prove that it's her.
12:44But I need your help.
12:46Please.
12:49Right, if we're gonna do this, we need to be smart about it, yeah?
12:54You're not soon.
12:55I've managed to stop.
12:57Well, that's a sight.
13:00Two ogies and a gay bar.
13:02Mind you, the doc does give me fruity vibes.
13:08Best rum cocktails on the square, according to Patrick.
13:11Give me ten minutes, yeah.
13:15Wouldn't like to be on your patient list today.
13:18First pipe has us out of action.
13:20How to close up for the day.
13:22Well, I want clapping my hands raw for the NHS to see a doctor scold drinks at lunchtime.
13:29It's a virgin, actually.
13:32But I'm more interested in how you manage to clap with handcuffs on.
13:36Oh, yeah.
13:38I bet you like to see me in handcuffs, you dirty old man.
13:42Alright, one more.
13:45And I need to get back to you, Landy.
13:47We're having a date night, happy wife.
13:51Happy life.
13:52Yeah, man.
13:58I'm off to go wring out a kidney.
14:01So...
14:03See you outside in five, yeah?
14:04Mm.
14:08You know, we have some non-alcoholic specials on the board.
14:11Probably go take a look.
14:13I'll make you one on the house, Cindy doesn't have to know.
14:15Seems like you're not giving me much choice.
14:21What are you doing?
14:22I, um, I felt bad.
14:37I felt bad that you were, you know, getting all insecure over Anthony.
14:41Okay.
14:42And so...
14:44I just thought that maybe I could make it up to you.
14:48How? Are you gonna take my blood pressure or something?
14:50No, no.
14:51I just thought we don't have a lot of space to ourselves.
14:57And the surgery is closed.
15:00So...
15:02Wow.
15:03Mm-hmm.
15:04What, and have the dog cart me back to the slammer?
15:06Yeah, he loved that.
15:07Oh, come on, Oscar.
15:08It's too hard with a little bit of fun.
15:10That's okay.
15:11So that's what you're doing here.
15:14Oh, I'm gonna take it out and have fun.
15:16Wow, we are having fun.
15:17How fun.
15:19Yeah, we are having fun.
15:20Wow, it's really fun.
15:23Thanks.
15:24Good, good.
15:26Bye, you guys.
15:28Bye, I'm gonna drink.
15:30Bye, bye.
15:31I don't know.
16:01I don't know.
16:31I don't know.
17:00But Michelle said she's still not right.
17:04Not after, well...
17:05But Zoe's been through a lot.
17:06It doesn't make her a bad person, does it?
17:08Oh, come on, Kat.
17:09She ain't a kid.
17:10You should know better than to be making excuses for her.
17:13Bring Vicky to the pub here for a drink on the house.
17:15Peace offering.
17:17Well, I think it's Sharon you should be trying to make it up to.
17:20What the hell are you doing here?
17:48I don't know why them doctors are always complaining.
17:52I would gladly do that for 60-plus hours a week.
17:56Maybe they're all as thorough as you.
17:58Well, what can I say?
17:59I'm all about patient satisfaction, eh?
18:02Yeah, well, looks like my ten minutes are up, Doc.
18:05Better be going.
18:06Well, are you sure you don't want to check your blood pressure or something?
18:10Make the most of it while we're here?
18:11Fine, fine.
18:15Oh, cardiovascular health can wait.
18:16Keys!
18:17Oh, I'll sort those.
18:19Last thing you need is another line on the charge sheet, right?
18:21Oh, ain't you thoughtful?
18:23And here's me thinking you're all mystery and filth.
18:26Oi, I need much more than that.
18:28You know, we should do this kind of stuff more often
18:30before that weird brain love thing kicks in.
18:34Right.
18:34Yeah, sure, whatever, babe.
18:36Can we go before someone catches us?
18:49Right, come on, Vicky.
18:51Didn't take you for such a hopeless romantic, Ross.
18:55Hopeless is right.
18:57I mean, maybe keep it down.
18:58It ain't 2004 no more.
19:00Cause I want it all
19:01Started out with a kiss
19:02Having it in a five years
19:04It was only a kiss
19:06It was only a kiss
19:07Now I'm falling asleep
19:09And she's calling you Kenner
19:11While it's having a smoke
19:12And she's taking...
19:13Oh, what are you doing?
19:16I thought Vicky was here.
19:17Well, she ain't.
19:18So turn this rubbish off and get lost.
19:20I don't know why you're laughing.
19:22I ain't even starting on you yet.
19:23Come on.
19:28Vick.
19:28What is all this?
19:30It's us in Perth
19:31When we did that banana boat ride.
19:33Do you remember?
19:34And it, like, barely started
19:35And I went straight under the water.
19:37Oh, turn it off, Ross.
19:40Bondi Beach
19:41When we had that romantic dinner
19:43And that big bloke was playing his didgeridoo.
19:45Why are you doing this?
19:46To remind you of the life we had
19:48Before all of this
19:51When we were happy
19:52And we can be there again
19:55You and me
19:56Yeah, what about Joel?
19:58You really think we can go back
20:00To the way things were?
20:01After everything he's done?
20:04I'll choose you.
20:08I love you, Ross.
20:10I do.
20:13But you're his dad
20:14And that'll never change
20:17Take all this, Dad.
20:19Kathy, what's going on?
20:37I found her sneaking around Sharon's house
20:39Bad enough you've driven the poor woman
20:41Out of her own home
20:42But now you're fleecing the place.
20:43The same about Sharon
20:44Was returning this.
20:47It's Vicky's.
20:48She left it outside the barrel store
20:49After she made another one of her frets.
20:51Vicky's?
20:52I think you really need your head examined.
20:54So it ain't hers.
20:55It's not quite her style, Kat.
20:56What do you know about style?
20:58I mean, look at the state here.
20:59You must rinse the charity shops.
21:01No, ladies.
21:02Come here to police.
21:02Let's just calm down.
21:03Do you know what?
21:04Some people have got real problems.
21:06Vicky was beaten to a pulp
21:07By her own stepson.
21:09Don't mean it weren't her.
21:10Well, I hate to break it to you, Zoe
21:12But Vicky don't give her monkeys about you.
21:14In fact, darling
21:15You are the least of her problems.
21:18Do you know what, Kat?
21:19I would have expected better from you.
21:31I would have expected better from you.
22:01I would have expected better.
22:19Hey.
22:31Right, mate.
22:32Do you want a milkshake?
22:33Strawberry.
22:34It's your favourite, innit?
22:35No, I'm good, thanks.
22:36Look.
22:37Honey, I know you're going through a lot at the minute.
22:38Teddy, isn't that?
22:39Can't be easy.
22:40And I know your mum's pushed me away, but I'm here now.
22:43So, look.
22:44Honey, I know you're going through a lot at the minute.
22:47Teddy, isn't that?
22:48Can't be easy.
22:49And I know your mum's pushed me away, but I'm here now.
23:00If you want to talk or just let off some steam, you know where I am.
23:04Thanks.
23:05I appreciate that.
23:07It's all right.
23:09But this is private family stuff.
23:14You all right, Larn?
23:21What did you say to him?
23:23I just told him if he wants to talk, I'm here.
23:26We've got enough going on without you sticking your beak in.
23:30Is that Nicola?
23:31No.
23:32His dad is holed up in a cell.
23:34Now, you, you stay away from my boy.
23:40Because I'm telling you, Zach, you do not want to cross me again.
23:45Yeah?
23:46Hmm?
23:49So what happened about sorting this out proper, yeah?
23:51Yeah?
23:52Every time you go out, Zoe, you bring trouble to our door.
23:54I thought if I could prove it was her, then she'd stop.
23:56Well, it ain't, is it?
23:57I weren't thinking.
23:58And that's your problem, Zoe.
23:59You don't think, okay?
24:00You make this all about yourself.
24:02Well, you calm down.
24:03We all want the same thing here, yeah?
24:05To find out who's behind this.
24:06I know, Kat, but what...
24:07No, there's no buts.
24:08No, there's no buts.
24:09We all do stupid things when we're desperate.
24:11You should know that better than anyone.
24:13All I want to do is take my little brothers to the park
24:15and get an ice cream without looking over my shoulder.
24:17And trust me, I don't want to be the centre of attention.
24:20I ain't a kid anymore.
24:26So, so, I don't know.
24:28Where do we go from here, then?
24:30Because I tell you now, Zoe, you can't be breaking into people's houses
24:32and not expect to land in trouble.
24:34I don't know.
24:35I ain't thought that far ahead.
24:36Well, if it ain't Vicky, who's left?
24:39I don't know.
24:40I ain't got the head for this.
24:41I just need some time to think about it.
24:42Where are you going?
24:43Make myself useful whilst I still can.
24:55What do you want?
24:56A white wine, please.
24:57Right.
24:58Hi.
24:59A pine and a white wine, please, Trace.
25:00Right.
25:06Thanks.
25:11I talked to her.
25:12Why not?
25:13I think, you know, giving her a bit of space ain't a bad idea.
25:16And I think the distraction's doing her good.
25:19You might just keep thinking.
25:22If I'd been there for her, all those years, she wouldn't be in this mess.
25:26She didn't give you much choice, though, did she?
25:28Look, I've got a choice now.
25:29And my choice is to protect my little girl, no matter what.
25:32Okay.
25:33Listen to me.
25:34Whatever you decide, though, we're gonna do it together.
25:36And promise me, no more breaking in it.
25:38Okay.
25:39When I find out who it is, the only breaking they'll be is someone's neck.
25:43Well, as long as we find Cinderella.
25:46That's the earring, innit?
25:47It's bound to fit someone.
25:48Oh!
25:49Where'd you find this?
25:51I've been looking for it everywhere.
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