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00:00Hey guys, cruel blind wave. I'm Eric. I'm Calvin. Aaron. We're back with Naruto Shippin' It.
00:04And it is Aaron's favorite time. Time to skip some filler.
00:09Damn it. How can we watch it?
00:18Still running. They were a long way away, man.
00:21Six episodes are still running.
00:24The enemy's disguising themselves as allies.
00:26That means you can be an enemy too.
00:28We can't trust anyone.
00:30What is going on here?
00:32There's confusion spreading everywhere.
00:34Man, you can sense that?
00:36Oh no. Now they're coming here to fucking slow them down.
00:39They could be impostors.
00:42What up, brah?
00:44What up, brah?
00:45I promise you I'm in no offense.
00:47It's just that the Hokage jugs are definitely a mix.
00:51We're here to stop a run.
00:53You remember the...
00:54You will not pass.
00:55You will not pass.
00:56Girl, you thickened in a bowl.
00:59New intro!
01:02I was kind of liking the last one.
01:04Me too.
01:05Yeah.
01:06Except for the face.
01:08It's just like...
01:08It's just funny because it'd be serious and then...
01:11We'll see you this next episode.
01:16It's blurry!
01:17It is blurry.
01:18Do you think he desaturated or...
01:19Man, remember the old days when Rob would put something cool there instead of just blurring it out?
01:23Ah, yeah, we want cooking!
01:27I don't want our editor to put in more effort for nothing for no reason.
01:32Love you, brah.
01:33Okay.
01:34Spoiler-filled intro, huh?
01:35The secret origin of the ultimate tag team.
01:37It looks like Naruto's in control of the Ninetales' power.
01:46We're fighting to protect you both.
01:48If you're captured...
01:49The enemy will complete their jutsu.
01:51And the world will end.
01:52Iruka-sensei told us.
01:54I can't stand that people are dying for me.
01:56So what if we do manage to win this war?
01:59And only I'm left.
02:01It just isn't worth it.
02:02That's not the kind of person I am.
02:04I can't!
02:05Besides...
02:06No, I cannot pass!
02:09Alright, we're gonna kick your ass!
02:12Damn!
02:13What is that punch?
02:15Man, it's powerful!
02:16I gotta avoid a direct hit!
02:18Granny Tsunada, you understand, don't you?
02:20I can stop this war!
02:22I know it!
02:23I'm a part of the Allied Shinobi Forces now, Naruto.
02:26And the orders I've been given are to stop you!
02:29I understand the position that you're in, Granny.
02:31So...
02:33I'll force my way out!
02:36Faster this time!
02:39Right, Kage, still keep up?
02:42I don't even know where he went!
02:43Camera couldn't keep up!
02:45Mm-hmm.
02:45Yeah, he can keep up.
02:49There's no Shinobi-yus faster than I am.
02:52Not since the fourth Okage dies.
02:55Huh?
02:55Hmm.
02:56Wait, you knew my dad?
02:57But even with all his power,
03:00why is he not here to help?
03:01Because he underestimated the tailed beasts.
03:04You are his son.
03:06Have you learned nothing from his sacrifice?
03:08Just stop it!
03:10Don't talk about my father!
03:14He was ready to die for his son.
03:18He sealed half of the Ninetales overpowering chakra inside himself.
03:22Mm-hmm.
03:22He died, bequeathing everything to you, Naruto.
03:26Believing in you.
03:28My dad.
03:29He believed in you with all his heart.
03:32If you continue to insist on going,
03:35I will kill you right here and now!
03:37What?
03:37How does that solve an issue?
03:39You should at least buy us a little time until the Ninetales is revived!
03:43Can't use it if it's...
03:44Yeah, it's like killing the Avatar rather than...
03:49Ooh!
03:50Ooh!
03:50B's in!
03:51Dang, B!
03:52You killed him, and it's the same as killing me in the A-Tales.
03:55You see why?
03:56To let Naruto go to the battlefield of my life,
03:59I'm glad that you are...
04:00Oh, jeez!
04:01If push comes to shove, then I'm prepared to kill anyone,
04:05even my own younger brother.
04:07But if I have to choose, then the one I pick is Naruto.
04:10Now let go!
04:11How big is he?
04:12No way!
04:13Ooh!
04:13Ooh!
04:14Listen to me, you Zenjuriki can't just run around doing whatever you please!
04:19That might be so,
04:20but inside of me hidden is something personal called spirit
04:23that I can't abandon,
04:24no matter what may happen,
04:26because with that going, I'm just another weapon.
04:28Well, just tell me why.
04:32Why are you defending this void, B?
04:38I'm glad B jumped in front.
04:40I like that.
04:40Okay, listen up, all of you!
04:43Only one of you can prove worthy of inheriting the title of B.
04:47A here is a candidate to be named as the next Raikage.
04:50A here?
04:51And to be B is to be the bodyguard of the Raikage.
04:55We'll test your compatibility with A one by one.
04:58If one side is too strong or too weak,
05:01the head will only bend.
05:03First, bump fists with A to determine how much power you should use.
05:10No!
05:11Ahem.
05:12There are bump fists.
05:15Next!
05:15If he'd had any siblings,
05:17we wouldn't have to go through all this over and over again.
05:20Next!
05:20So he doesn't have any siblings?
05:23Okay.
05:23We too are brothers from this day home.
05:36Nice to know you, B.
05:38I thought they were actually brothers.
05:40Do we know that?
05:42No.
05:43It's also like they just call them A and B because you take care of A.
05:46and he has a scarf like Kanahoma.
05:49Okay, bro?
05:49Yeah!
05:50Yeah!
05:52Yeah, heat up now.
05:53Our next mission is a scroll recovery.
05:56Wait!
05:57No way!
05:58Yes, wait!
05:59Okay, bro?
06:00We already have the thing we're going to recover.
06:02I didn't even know you were looking for it yet.
06:04I'll probably be next.
06:05The Jinchuriki of the A-Tales after me.
06:08Both my old man and my uncle failed.
06:11And I'm not compatible either.
06:13Only a Jinchuriki would understand.
06:16Even your close friends look at you differently after the process.
06:21You can never look back.
06:22Only toward the future.
06:24But that future is filled with darkness and loneliness.
06:28It feels like someone made a hole in your heart.
06:31And the tailed beast constantly waits to pounce on that weakened heart and run amok.
06:35But still, you have a knack for ninjutsu as well as skill, ancestry, virtue, everything.
06:43True.
06:44To be honest, none of those things are necessary to be a Jinchuriki.
06:48Oh, so what is that?
06:50Having something that can fill that hole in your heart.
06:54You'll know it when you find it.
06:56Because it will keep you strong.
06:59So, make sure that B finds it.
07:02The next Jinchuriki is supposed to be a child.
07:07It's quite an honor to be the tailed beast host.
07:10So now I pay tribute to your sacrifice, no fault.
07:13You brat.
07:14How dare you kill my comrades.
07:17So you continue to insult me and treat me with contempt?
07:21Let's do it, B.
07:23Are we going to double lariat?
07:25Yeah, double lariat.
07:28Double clothesline.
07:30Double lariat!
07:31Your head's coming off, bro.
07:34That's fucked up.
07:35He's gonna pop.
07:36Didn't they just stab him like everyone else?
07:38No!
07:39He talked back.
07:40You're going to have to get stronger.
07:44Yeah, yeah, I know.
07:46I got it, fool.
07:47You fool!
07:48How dare you address your big brother as fool, you fool!
07:52You're going to have to bring yourself up to par.
07:54That sounds ideal to me, and I'll do it too.
07:57You'll see.
07:57Easy as one, two, three.
07:59Because talking down to you is my fantasy!
08:03So his whole goal in life was to be the same strength as him.
08:07Four more.
08:08In a little while, you're going to become a genjiriki.
08:12Everything is going to change.
08:13Maybe I'll name the octopus while I do my own rapping.
08:16I'll get all eight tentacles clapping.
08:22Listen up, B.
08:24Always tell me everything, you understand me?
08:27No secrets, because you're very special to me.
08:30The eight tails, that be me.
08:31The rapping killer B on the scene, so take heed.
08:34Yeah!
08:35What's up?
08:35I was going to say, that's the dagger for teleporting to.
08:43Yep.
08:44You're the son of the Hidden Cloud's third Raikage.
08:46You're called Unrui A.
08:48I've heard that you're quite fast for cellar B.
08:52We can take him, the two of us, bro.
08:54Is his name A?
08:55Is it more of a nickname?
08:57I think it's a...
08:58Like, he will be known as B from now on.
09:00Like, he just got the name A, because he was the next one to be Raikage.
09:04Yeah, I don't know.
09:06Huh!
09:10And then coming back.
09:13And then coming back!
09:15Dude, that's so cool.
09:19B, good job.
09:21Forgive me, B.
09:22You're doing all right?
09:24You have something very powerful.
09:26Huh.
09:27He's more talented than even I am.
09:30No, it's more than that.
09:31A, you have a very fine family.
09:34As do I.
09:39And he's gone.
09:39The teleportation jutsu takes him to the kunai.
09:43Mark the jutsu formulas.
09:44I've noted the location of most of them.
09:47Anyway, I have my own responsibilities.
09:50I cannot fail now.
09:54A teleportation jutsu formula on the A-tailed level.
09:56Oh!
09:58He marked it when he scratched it.
10:00Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:03Dude, he's so good.
10:04How do you do that?
10:05Because, man.
10:06He's the fourth.
10:07Oh, and B's like...
10:08I'm prepared for a mutual strike.
10:10So shall we stab each other with these fights?
10:12You've got the moves of the Shinobi Killer.
10:16Killer B.
10:22Dang it!
10:23That was a hell of a flashback from a fist bump.
10:25Yeah, it was.
10:26Alright.
10:28So...
10:29I can't get over the fact they're not brothers.
10:31Actual brothers.
10:32I mean, they are brothers, but...
10:34Yeah.
10:34Not blood brothers.
10:35B is the bodyguard of A.
10:37Yeah.
10:38And an A-B combo.
10:39Mm-hmm.
10:41Hmm.
10:43I do wonder if, like, they named him A like they named him B.
10:46Yeah.
10:47Right?
10:47The unruly A.
10:49Yeah.
10:49I feel like it's more of a...
10:52Like a position.
10:53Yeah.
10:54It's like something you...
10:55Like a title.
10:56Like headmaster.
10:57Yeah.
10:57We have a C, too, right?
10:59Wasn't there a C?
11:00Is there a C?
11:01Am I misremembering that?
11:02That sounds familiar.
11:03I swore somebody...
11:05We haven't seen him for a little while, but I swore someone was called C.
11:09It was back during the, um...
11:12Like the...
11:12When they were explaining the plan, right?
11:14I thought it was somewhere around the summit or something.
11:16The summit?
11:17Maybe.
11:18I don't remember exactly.
11:19But I swore someone was a C.
11:21And I was like, huh, a C.
11:22Okay.
11:22And we had a B.
11:24Um.
11:25I'd look it up.
11:26The last time I looked up stuff, Rob Yota.
11:27So I'm not gonna look it up.
11:30There's a lot out there.
11:31And I would try to go through all my notes to see if I have it written down, but I have
11:35hundreds of pages!
11:38Hmm.
11:39But I wasn't sure if, like, is there a C, and if there is a C, like, is he, like...
11:42You know, it's like a third.
11:44You know, like, they just kind of have, like, a...
11:46I don't know.
11:47Almost like a hierarchy, and they just letter them.
11:49Sure.
11:49Kind of know where the route they go.
11:50Yeah, maybe.
11:51I mean, they're the ultimate tag team.
11:55Maybe that's the sub-ultimate tag team.
11:57Well, I just...
11:58I feel like he...
11:58It was...
12:00Darui?
12:01Darui?
12:02The electric guy?
12:03Yeah.
12:03I feel like it was, like, him, and, like, two other people, right?
12:07That went to, like, the Leaf.
12:08Was it those three?
12:09Is that who went to the Leaf?
12:11Ah, man.
12:11I can't...
12:11I'm trying to picture it.
12:12I can't picture anything.
12:14Yeah.
12:14It was...
12:15Three people went to the Leaf looking for Sasuke.
12:17And I thought that they were there because of the Rikage.
12:19Yeah, it was Samui, Darui, and...
12:22But, I don't know.
12:23I feel like somewhere either between that or the Summit,
12:26because, like, all that was kind of around the same time,
12:28there was someone who was called C, but...
12:30Okay.
12:31There was a C.
12:32It was in episode 199 with Darui and...
12:37Samui.
12:38He was, like, the third one or whatever that was with them
12:40when they were looking for Sasuke?
12:41Uh...
12:43He was also...
12:44I think he was also coming back when Naruto ran into him
12:47and he was pleading with them, like, about Sasuke.
12:53Hmm.
12:53Like, please don't or whatever.
12:54Yeah.
12:55I had to write down C.
12:57I might not have understood it, but I felt like...
12:59I remember being, like...
13:00Sure.
13:01They call him C.
13:02We have a B.
13:04Yeah.
13:04I remember thinking something like that.
13:06Like, I had, like, a...
13:07But I don't remember.
13:09Anyway.
13:09Yeah.
13:09But I like the flashback.
13:10I also like the flashback where it's the Raikage versus Yellow Flash.
13:14Yeah, that was pretty cool.
13:15Yeah.
13:15I did like that.
13:16Yeah.
13:18I also...
13:18I needed to kind of...
13:19In the beginning, I didn't think I needed to reorganize what I was thinking
13:22because I was like, wow, he's as fast as Naruto.
13:24But I'm going, like, no.
13:25Naruto is as fast as a Raikage.
13:28Yeah.
13:29Like, they're the most powerful in their villages.
13:32Kages are usually the strongest of a shinobi, right?
13:34Yeah.
13:34They tend to be, I think.
13:35Like, the Jinchuriki, like, him being able to tap into it is unlocking the potential of
13:40him being that fast.
13:42Yeah.
13:42Dude, I think it's crazy that Raikage is like, I will kill you, Naruto.
13:47Yeah.
13:47And I'm like, that's your solution?
13:49That's the solution.
13:50Not like, how strong could two Jinchuriki be?
13:53Could we use them in the fight?
13:54Like, no.
13:54You are too much of a loose cannon, I guess.
13:56If Naruto's dead, then he can't be used.
13:59Any risk is too much risk, and the solution to taking a small risk is to take a big risk
14:09by killing the Jinchuriki.
14:13And then by the time he revives, we have bought some time.
14:17Yeah.
14:18Potentially.
14:19Then whoever they manage to put the Ninetales into.
14:22What's the thing?
14:23Can they get him into someone else?
14:25Or will he just be loose and not captured whenever he revives?
14:29Are they going to be loose?
14:29You know?
14:30And then can Majora just get him then, you know?
14:32Yeah.
14:32I don't know.
14:33It's silly.
14:34Like, I think of the Matrix and Cypher's like, how could he be the one if he's dead?
14:41How could he be the Naruto if he's dead?
14:44Like, I'm glad that Tsunade was like, I cannot support this.
14:48That sounds dumb.
14:49Even though before she was like, I gotta follow orders still.
14:51I mean, this should know before.
14:52Sure.
14:53Well, she was going there with the intention of just stopping them.
14:57Not killing.
14:59I will kill you.
15:00It's such a big jump.
15:01Guys, it seems like Madara wants you to come to him.
15:04What are you guys doing?
15:05We're going to him!
15:07Don't.
15:09I'll kill him!
15:11Yeah.
15:12Well, then you don't go to him.
15:13I do like B standing up for him.
15:14I'm curious to see how this plays out.
15:16Like, with, like, Rakage.
15:18Are they fist-pumping, thinking about these memories together kind of thing?
15:20Is that what we're doing?
15:21I think that's, yeah.
15:23They're brothers, man.
15:24They communicate.
15:24Is this like whenever Sasuke and Naruto just stare at each other?
15:28Oh, that was, yeah.
15:30No, that's more intimate.
15:32I will kill you if I see you again.
15:35Yeah.
15:36No, I mean, the flashback stuff I thought was great.
15:38I'm curious on what's going to happen in the present day right now.
15:42Me too.
15:42But I don't know what to talk about with that.
15:45We also had a new intro, but we can't want to talk about a whole lot of it because it
15:49didn't seem like half of it.
15:50Yeah.
15:51Yeah.
15:52The song was cool.
15:52Miss the eggs.
15:54Do miss the eggs.
15:56Good old eggs, man.
15:56Yeah.
15:57So, having something that can fill the hole in your heart.
16:01Yeah, I guess we don't know what B's hole is.
16:04Or, like, what he filled his hole with.
16:06Well, I think he filled the hole with...
16:08What's in his B hole?
16:09It's a Raikage.
16:10So, like, Naruto's hole was his parents, right?
16:16And he filled that with this anybody you can find in the village.
16:19He loves them all, right?
16:20This anybody that...
16:21Any takers.
16:23I guess.
16:24Or his drive to be Hokage.
16:26Oh, yeah.
16:27That could be, maybe.
16:28Yeah.
16:28Like, I don't know.
16:30I guess B had a thing of, like, I want to talk down to you.
16:33Like, that's my fantasy.
16:35But is that his B hole, or is that just kind of, like, something else?
16:38I think it's just like...
16:40What, Calvin?
16:41You don't like B hole?
16:42Stop saying that.
16:43You don't like...
16:44Replace it with a different word.
16:45Different word?
16:46Bung hole.
16:47That's...
16:47That's not accurate.
16:49Yeah.
16:50His B hole is better, I think.
16:51Okay.
16:51The hole in his heart.
16:53Yeah, the B hole.
16:54No.
16:55Because he's B.
16:56And he has a hole.
16:57In his heart.
16:58Just say the hole in his heart.
17:00Whose heart?
17:01His brother?
17:01Whose heart?
17:02That's an A hole.
17:03Naruto?
17:03Naruto?
17:04Guys, thank you so much for watching.
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17:11No filler skipping in between here now.
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17:15Because I haven't seen them.
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