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00:00Hey guys, screw a blind wave. I'm Eric. I'm Calvin. Aaron. And we're back with Naruto Shippuden.
00:06Where last time we had a crazy banger episode with Mifune vs. Lord Hanzo.
00:13I stabbed him in the sack.
00:16Get it? Stabbed him in the sack. And that's all it takes.
00:21Stacks.
00:22Stacks!
00:22So I'm on defense with no rook and my gold and silver general's taken.
00:31Don't knife hand him. Damn it.
00:33I need a heart.
00:35And this one makes it five.
00:37By the way, we've got our own gold and silver Shoki pieces taken from your side too.
00:48Damn it.
00:49How are these three going to fight these three?
00:52Why you?
00:54Don't show me Narva's face.
00:56I need Narva's face.
00:57I don't want Narva's face.
00:58Is the fourth wave formation ready?
00:59Now let's begin our counter attack.
01:03Oh!
01:05Time up in the chain!
01:08We still...
01:08Hey!
01:09Your two favorite guys!
01:10No!
01:11Syrup Man!
01:12They did something!
01:13Fuck!
01:14He cut up his arm and stabbed him.
01:17Bastards!
01:18Izumo!
01:19Kotetsu!
01:20Shikamaru and the others will fight Asuma.
01:21God damn.
01:23No way!
01:24It's far too harsh to ask them.
01:25They have to.
01:26Yeah.
01:26Even Master Asuma was their teacher.
01:28So they know more about Asuma than anyone else.
01:31Yeah.
01:31They have the best chance of...
01:33They've literally been trained for this.
01:34And Shikamaru.
01:35I don't stand for any complaints.
01:36He's the best tactician we have.
01:38And it's one that we have to win.
01:40He's already dead.
01:45Fucking face!
01:46He's the best tactician we have to get this!
01:48Whoop.
01:49You know Chris?
01:52We went to Capricco Village.
01:53Hehehehe.
01:54And the music was just like,
01:55He's happy here!
01:56Yeah.
01:57Oh.
01:58Splashback.
02:02No!
02:03Look at him!
02:04I've got Chosen got Underbar on his head.
02:06Hehehehe.
02:07You really think you can fight better than us?
02:09Then go ahead!
02:10Just try to hurt us!
02:11Bring it on!
02:12Bring it on!
02:13Come on, tough guy!
02:14If you think you can stop that, you're hurting me!
02:17Sparring with a tough partner will only help to make them stronger.
02:20So you'd actually be doing them a favor by fighting hard.
02:23Huh?
02:24You and I are going to spar right now.
02:26And if you're able to strike me even once, then all of you will pass.
02:29But if you can't hit me, Choji, then not only will you be sent back to the academy,
02:34but Ino and Shikamaru will too.
02:36What?
02:37Choji!
02:38Hey!
02:39Are you alright?
02:40Uh...
02:41Yeah.
02:42What's the matter with you three?
02:45Engage Asuma!
02:46Now!
02:47I'm counting on you.
02:49Shikamaru.
02:54Fine!
02:55I'll do it!
02:56Shikamaru?
02:57How?
02:58Choji!
02:59Look around at your comrades!
03:05Everybody's fighting, man.
03:06Oh no!
03:07Oh no!
03:15Good job!
03:16Suck up the lightning.
03:17Redirected.
03:18Mmhmm.
03:19Choji, do you remember what Asuma sensei told us?
03:22His last words?
03:24Huh?
03:25In time, you'll become a stronger shinobi than anyone else.
03:30So be more confident in yourself.
03:33Choji.
03:34Lock.
03:35In.
03:36Choji and Shikamaru.
03:39They're both so awkward and clumsy.
03:42Watch over them.
03:44Let's do this, you guys.
03:46Yeah.
03:47Uh huh.
03:56So did it work?
03:58No.
03:59Ashima.
04:00Sorry, I must stop you.
04:03Nice plan considering how fast you put it together.
04:06Keep on trapping me like that.
04:08Right.
04:10Fire-style burning ass!
04:15What is this?
04:16I'm screaming.
04:18He ignited it?
04:19Fuck.
04:20He ignited it with a spark from his teeth.
04:22It's like a dragon move.
04:24Ugh.
04:25The shinobi will burn alive.
04:27There's a baby.
04:29It's you three.
04:34It's you three.
04:43Hey.
04:44Pretty good with this thing.
04:49Oh boy.
04:50It feels like it uses an enormous amount of chakra.
04:53Yeah.
04:58That's a little pull.
04:59Yeah.
05:02He jumped off of his sword.
05:03It looked like it, yeah.
05:04As he swung it.
05:06We are all prepared for the inevitable.
05:08So sensei, I sure hope you're prepared for it as well.
05:12All of you have become fine shinobi.
05:18Believe in yourself, Choji. Keep it together.
05:22Show me what you've got, Minoshita Cho.
05:25Show me what you've got.
05:28A substitution jutsu.
05:29With bombs!
05:30Praise the love!
05:32With bombs.
05:33Praise the bomb.
05:35Your movements are slow, Choji.
05:37Shadow position jutsu.
05:40One more move.
05:42Partial expansion jutsu!
05:45Check me, Asuma.
05:47Come on, Choji.
05:48Come on, Choji.
05:50Damn it.
05:51I'm sorry.
05:52This is way too much for me.
05:54I can't do it!
05:55I can't take our sensei down!
05:56I just can't!
05:58Choji!
05:59Move it!
06:00That's...
06:03Oh, jeez.
06:07Choji, he's gonna kill you.
06:08Why does it all have to end up like this?
06:11It's too late to complain about it now.
06:13We agreed to take Asuma's sensei down, remember?
06:16Even way back then, sensei, you...
06:19He was aiming in back then, you think?
06:21Mm-mm.
06:25What is it, Choji?
06:26Or he just didn't want to fight?
06:27Do you want to fight?
06:28This whole thing isn't about Choji being scared of fighting.
06:31It's more that the last thing he wants is to hurt Asuma sensei the way he's hurting right now.
06:36He's kind.
06:38Right down to his very core.
06:39Hey Choji!
06:40Enough already!
06:41Fight, Fatso!
06:45Yamaru?
06:47Did you just call me Fatso?
06:49His little goblin voice is hilarious.
06:51SINCEI!
06:52Even if you're my sensei, anyone who calls me that...
06:57...is gonna get it!
06:58I can't bring myself to hit you!
07:09Please, sensei, only send me back to the academy, okay?
07:13You have true kindness within you, Choji.
07:16I want you to keep nurturing that kindness.
07:19Because someday, it'll become your greatest strength.
07:22Choji's not really fat, he's just pleasantly plump.
07:25Pleasantly plump.
07:29Pleasantly plump.
07:31This is the time for you to transform your kindness into strength.
07:35Now is the time, Choji!
07:37Please, stop me!
07:39Snap out of it, Fatso!
07:41Take me down!
07:44Did you just call me Fatso?
07:47I'm not fat!
07:49Pleasantly plump.
07:50I'm just pleasantly plump!
07:55Take me down!
07:57Fuck!
07:58Fuck!
08:01Dang, man.
08:02I was hoping we were gonna get a little bit more backstory to, like...
08:07Choji...
08:09...than just...
08:11...calling him Fat.
08:13Well, his kind... his supreme kindness.
08:16Sure.
08:17It's almost like a point of pacifism.
08:18Yeah.
08:20You would think...
08:21Just that when you're in a war, it will consume you before you can do anything.
08:26They must have gotten there just after seeing him burn those three guys to death.
08:30Those three other people.
08:32Yeah.
08:33Because you figure the idea, like, I'll protect my friends!
08:35Like, I guess they weren't friends yet.
08:37You know, like...
08:38Yeah.
08:39We don't know who all those people were, necessarily.
08:40They could have been from other, you know, ninja...
08:42Yeah.
08:43...states.
08:44Well, it just...
08:45Yeah.
08:46You just can't see Asuma since they're that way.
08:47I mean, this is why this strategy works.
08:50Sure.
08:51And it just works against people like Choji the most.
08:54Un pleasantly plump.
08:55I wanted to see him do one hit!
08:57We didn't even get that, dang it!
08:58You think...
08:59He does hit him, though.
09:00I hope that means next episode is all just him.
09:03He has to hit him.
09:04And I'm curious what Ghost Transformation Jutsu is, where they're like,
09:07take me out now before I can do this.
09:09Seal me away, quickly!
09:10I'm trying to remember if we see him.
09:11I'm guessing he becomes intangible.
09:13And he can just go through people and kill them.
09:16We've never seen Don before.
09:19Right?
09:20Not really fighting.
09:21We haven't seen him fight.
09:22We've seen him do some flashback stuff.
09:24I mean, I guess we did see him fight a little bit, but it was like...
09:29It wasn't like actually a fight.
09:30It was just like Tsunade's memory of him.
09:33Like during the war and stuff.
09:37But it was like real quick.
09:38It was like three moves, maybe.
09:40Izumi and Ketsuo did something, though.
09:44Remember for so long when they wouldn't do anything?
09:47They disarmed a Nakatsuki member.
09:51Yeah.
09:52And then he re-armed himself.
09:53Well, that doesn't mean they didn't disarm him.
09:56Sure.
09:57Last time they sprinkled syrup on the ground.
10:00It didn't mean they didn't do anything.
10:01It was just ineffective.
10:03Yeah.
10:04Like this was.
10:05Yeah.
10:06It may help him for a minute.
10:07Yeah.
10:08But still.
10:10I don't know.
10:11We'll see.
10:12I'd love for it to be like, ah, I'm so glad these guys did some cool shit.
10:14But before it was like, oh, you're the superhero that does what?
10:18Melts.
10:19Oh, cool.
10:20Cool.
10:21Yeah.
10:22All right.
10:23And I was just like, that's it.
10:24You had syrup?
10:25Why are you just standing there?
10:26Help him.
10:27Asuma died.
10:29So Choji's pure kindness.
10:31He is pure kindness to his very core.
10:34But that can become his greatest strength.
10:37Mm-hmm.
10:38I mean.
10:39Because the kindest thing that he can do is beat the fuck out of Asuma.
10:43It can be done.
10:44I'm curious to see where it goes.
10:45Yeah.
10:46Me too.
10:47I'm just so into like the action and stuff.
10:48Like I like the backstory bit a little.
10:49Yeah.
10:50Like what they have with Choji.
10:51But like, I want to see what, how that culminates to what's next, you know?
10:56It definitely feels like getting through this, like, will be something that these people,
11:01like, these kids that become adults going through.
11:06Sure.
11:07Yeah.
11:08At least I'll see them that way more.
11:09Sure.
11:10Well.
11:11It is always a shock when a student starts to surpass the Master.
11:14Right?
11:15Mm-hmm.
11:16Granted, it's 3v1, but he's also immortal.
11:21It's weird him, like, talking to them, giving them instructions on how to defeat him.
11:26But I get that aspect while the body's doing other things.
11:29Yeah.
11:30The one that seems the weirdest to me, though, is him not really doing anything and standing
11:33there for a while and talking to them.
11:35And then he starts to move.
11:37And I'm like, it feels like the body and the mind are supposed to be separate, but
11:40at that point it felt like he was just kind of waiting.
11:42Sure.
11:43And I was like, why isn't he trying to kill him now?
11:44He should be trying to kill him now.
11:45Yeah.
11:46It's like he was aware of the trap they were putting him in.
11:49And it was, like, good whenever Choji's about ready to hit him.
11:52You're at Choji, get me.
11:53But, like, would his body be aware of that as well?
11:55Because he knows it, you know?
11:56There was two, like, warring situations there where it's like, the aware part of him wasn't
12:03necessarily trapped like the body was, if that makes sense.
12:06Sure.
12:07I think he, like, told him about a trap, not necessarily knowing exactly what the trap would
12:11be for sure, maybe.
12:13So his body naturally would avoid it the way it is.
12:15The ones that get me more, though, is like when the body is standing there.
12:18Like, I like the idea of the body and the mind are kind of like, the body's moving on instinct
12:22and reflex and stuff.
12:23Yeah.
12:24Whereas the mind's thinking out of this stuff, but they're not connected because there's
12:27that emotional detachment thing.
12:28Sure.
12:29That, like, uh, he, uh, Kabuto is letting these bodies still have.
12:34But in that same sense, sometimes I'm like, why is he standing here and talking for so
12:39long?
12:40Why is the body not like, I have to keep attacking and, you know, taking out these ninja and stuff?
12:44Yeah, sure.
12:45I mean, I suppose it could be resting?
12:48It has been fighting for quite some time.
12:50Sure.
12:51Maybe.
12:52So I don't know.
12:53I don't know.
12:54I just badly, badly, badly want to keep watching and watch the next one.
12:56Mm-hmm.
12:57Wow.
12:58That's fair enough.
12:59Badly!
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