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00:00Hey guys, Cruel Blonde with...
00:01I'm Eric.
00:02I'm Calvin.
00:02Aaron.
00:03And we are back with Naruto Shippuden.
00:05Last time we had the movie Road to Ninja.
00:09Ah.
00:09Where Naruto...
00:11Father?
00:12Was pulled into like an alternate world.
00:14And it was pretty damn cool.
00:16Mother?
00:16It was cool, but also it was not cool.
00:20Yeah.
00:20For...
00:22Sakura.
00:24Yeah.
00:24She really hated it.
00:26She...
00:26And she hated it so much more than she felt that Naruto hates every day in this world.
00:33So she chose for the both of them.
00:35No.
00:36She liked it for a minute.
00:37They went back.
00:37She got to appreciate her parents a little bit more.
00:39Mm-hmm.
00:40Yeah.
00:41And now we're going to be jumping into episode 271, which I think is still related to the movie.
00:45So let's do it.
00:47Is it still filler?
00:47No.
00:49I can't believe this.
00:55It's my first day off in forever.
00:57How did I end up getting sent on an errand?
01:00Huh?
01:02Huh?
01:03Who's solar flaring?
01:05Is this them coming back or what?
01:07Why is that tree half white?
01:10Yeah.
01:11Why is the tree half white and half black?
01:14Save her.
01:15Catch her.
01:17A little light, you know.
01:18I think she's up in the canopy.
01:19Ah!
01:20Backbreaker!
01:20Talk to me, Sakura!
01:23Ah.
01:24Hang on.
01:24I'll get you down from there.
01:26Oh, they're by that.
01:26They just fell out of the fucking sky?
01:29Why was she up there?
01:32They didn't leave up there, did they?
01:34No.
01:34They came back.
01:35Didn't they go back to the playground?
01:36Yeah.
01:36They came back.
01:37I don't know what this is.
01:39Road to Sakura?
01:39Road to Sakura.
01:40Okay.
01:40Well, from what I can see, it's nothing serious.
01:44Bones are fine.
01:44Internal organs okay.
01:46Do you know who I am?
01:48She just...
01:49Uh, well...
01:50It appears to me that she has some kind of amnesia.
01:54Yeah, I thought that might be it.
01:56But this condition is only going to be temporary, isn't it?
01:59It's really hard to see.
02:00I'll tell you, my quicksand and amnesia are two things that I thought that I would have
02:05to deal with much more in life.
02:06Oh, don't worry.
02:07She's only 16 years old.
02:09I mean, she still has her entire life ahead of her.
02:11Hey, you didn't forget that much.
02:13Listen.
02:13You're 16.
02:13I'll do some research on amnesia.
02:15Again, is she staring at her tips?
02:18Okay, yep.
02:19These things always look as big.
02:21All right.
02:21I mean, they seem...
02:22How could you not?
02:23I was blessed with these by heaven.
02:25I'll have you know.
02:27That's not what she looks like, though.
02:29She's doing a jutsu.
02:30It's not her head.
02:31You mustn't hit her in the head.
02:32Sometimes the shock fixes this kind of thing.
02:35Sometimes it does.
02:37You're flat as a board.
02:39Hit her in the head.
02:41I am completely normal.
02:43Do you think this is like maybe the soccer from the other world or something?
02:49That's what I was thinking, but I don't know.
02:51Well, I suppose that this place looks vaguely familiar to me.
02:54I mean, I guess I sort of know that this is the village where I used to live.
02:59But beyond that, everything just starts getting all foggy for me.
03:02So she's just like an empty vessel.
03:04Wouldn't you know it?
03:05Nobody's home.
03:07Good grief.
03:09But I can't very well just leave you here.
03:10Not when you're in this condition.
03:13It looks like he's not home either.
03:21Sure, when a friend really needs him, he's blonde and kind of dopey looking.
03:29He wears orange clothes all the time.
03:31He's completely scatterbrained.
03:32And he also loves ramen a lot.
03:34Wait, ramen?
03:35What?
03:36Did you remember?
03:37This guy's name.
03:38Is it Char-siu?
03:41Oh, no, not quite.
03:43But you're really close.
03:44It's Naruto.
03:45Does that help?
03:46No, sorry.
03:47But there's someone else that you've known for a long time.
03:50His name is Sasuke.
03:52He's a totally cool guy with black hair.
03:54And he's really handsome.
03:55And on top of that, he's a playboy.
03:57Yeah, this is totally her.
04:00If she doesn't even remember Sasuke, this is more serious than I thought.
04:05Sasuke, the other world was a playboy, right?
04:06Yep.
04:07This is the first time I've ever seen someone with amnesia.
04:10There's a poster back there.
04:11Did you forget me, too?
04:12Well, it was promoting the movie, right?
04:15The bitter sweet days of our youth together are all gone from your memories.
04:18And that's a huge advertisement for the movie, if you haven't seen it.
04:25It's really weird.
04:26It's like I remember all of you guys.
04:28But everything about you is just a little bit different than I recall.
04:31What if all of us changed ourselves to match up with Sakura's memories?
04:35Hmm.
04:36I know we all agreed to this, but...
04:40Oh, gosh.
04:42Oh, Kamaru.
04:44I'm a kitty.
04:48Hang in there, Shino.
04:50We're all in the same boat here.
04:52But remember...
04:53I don't think we're in the same boat.
04:54Goodness.
04:55I'm gonna watch that movie.
04:58What?
04:59Motion worked.
05:00Man.
05:01Watch it again.
05:02Because you're the pervs.
05:04Why are we tied up like this to boot?
05:06Right?
05:06What have I ever done?
05:08This is absolutely outrageous.
05:11I'm sorry about all of this, but Sakura asked us to do it.
05:16What's going on here, guys?
05:17No.
05:19All right, Shikamaru.
05:20No eating.
05:21No, that was this.
05:22But you act kind of like an idiot.
05:23Wee.
05:26Woohoo.
05:27Wee.
05:28Yeah.
05:30Whippy.
05:31They're good friends.
05:32We should talk to us another similar.
05:34I don't think we need to.
05:35Try to help the Amnesian.
05:36I don't think that would help, Aaron.
05:38I forget.
05:42What is it?
05:44Ah, if it isn't Eno.
05:45Parents.
05:49Auntie, uncle, I'm glad you're both home.
05:51Something really bad happened.
05:53What is it?
05:53What happened?
05:54Was there a battle?
05:55I'd rather take a bubble bath than be caught in a bloodbath.
05:58I think we've all had enough jokes for one day.
06:01But now that they're back, you can rest easy.
06:03I'm sure they'll take good care of you.
06:05What's going on?
06:06Sakuna?
06:10She didn't have parents.
06:11Mm-hmm.
06:12Her parents died.
06:13This is crazy.
06:14The moment I saw them, I...
06:16I'm sorry.
06:17Where are you going?
06:18Don't just run off.
06:20Listen.
06:21I don't know what happened back there that made you cry.
06:23But why did you run away like that?
06:25I don't know what happened.
06:27I have this uncomfortable, painful feeling in my chest.
06:30Sorry, I don't know what came over me.
06:34No.
06:36What?
06:36My pendant is missing.
06:38Oh, no.
06:39Your pendant?
06:39I wonder if that was from her parents.
06:41It's not a horrible lesson.
06:43We finally found the two of you!
06:45Auntie, uncle, this is just too much.
06:49I can't believe you ran all the way here at top speed.
06:55You must have dropped it in front of the house earlier.
06:57I was really surprised to see it, since it's exactly like the one that I have.
07:02Mm-hmm.
07:04Ah!
07:08Uh-huh.
07:09The heroes.
07:10This is cool, the silhouette on the right there.
07:13Mm-hmm.
07:13Recording it!
07:15Our third line of defense!
07:17It's...
07:18Yes, I see.
07:23Hmm.
07:23Buy me the exact same necklace, like father, like daughter.
07:30From here on out, I'd be careful not to drop it, okay?
07:33So that's what's happened.
07:35Now, we chased after you.
07:37Isn't there anything that you'd like to say to us after going through all that trouble?
07:42What's this for?
07:45Thank you both.
07:46Why'd you fall from way up there?
07:56Well, earlier today, I was dispatched as a messenger by Lady Hokage.
08:07Oh, and the tree was different.
08:09The testing ground was different.
08:12I don't think that I'm the Sakura that you know.
08:15I'm not actually from this world.
08:18Don't worry, Sakura.
08:19I'll stay with you for the long haul.
08:21I'll even study up on amnesia.
08:23Aww.
08:24So different.
08:25Oh.
08:29For being my friend here as well.
08:31Huh?
08:31I don't get it.
08:32What's going on?
08:35Hey, Sakura!
08:36I think it happened at the exact same time as the movie.
08:39Probably.
08:39Yeah, maybe.
08:40No way.
08:41It's impossible.
08:43That couldn't really be what happened.
08:45Because if it's true, then...
08:47Where did my Sakura go?
08:50Mm-hmm.
08:51Whoa!
08:52Ninja Network News!
08:56Now that the Fourth Great Ninja War has broken out in earnest, various campaigns are unfolding
09:01in the theater of operations.
09:03Late breaking news.
09:04On the coastal front, the formidable enemies Kinkaku and Ginkaku have been successfully sealed.
09:10It appears that we don't have any audio, either.
09:13What has happened to Samui?
09:14Well, why don't we go back to the desert front, then?
09:17Let's see if we can go to the scene.
09:19Here's Tamari from the Fourth Company.
09:22But Tamari?
09:23We have too much audio.
09:24So, on to the main issue in this Fourth Great Ninja War.
09:28The Jinchuriki of the Eight and Nine Tales, Lord Killer B, and Naruto.
09:32Oh!
09:35Don't send it my way.
09:37I'll just send it back to you.
09:39Hey!
09:39So you say, but it's not your thing!
09:41Don't embarrass while we play.
09:43They're having a rat now.
09:44Oh!
09:47What kind of...
09:48We're in a hot potato.
09:48Let's go talk to Naruto and see what we can find out directly from him.
09:52Stop right there.
09:54Naruto doesn't even know that the war is broken down.
09:57You're right.
09:58Sorry.
09:58All right!
09:59We're out!
10:00Thanks, everyone.
10:01Did I do okay?
10:03Do you feel like that news report had, like...
10:05Did it have, like, a sense of, like, metaness?
10:06Like, the after-credit stuff sometimes?
10:08Or do you think that was, like, really happening?
10:10No, that was meta.
10:11It felt meta.
10:11Yeah.
10:12There's no way they'd be like, meanwhile, we're in our secret base.
10:15I think it's just, like, a reminder of where the war is because they
10:18took a break.
10:19Yeah.
10:20Yeah, I agree.
10:21All right.
10:21Road to Sakura.
10:23Go ahead, and check.
10:24You were here.
10:24No.
10:25Just, like, it's...
10:26But it was...
10:27We ended that, and then we just had this episode here.
10:29So it was like, hey, by the way, here's where we're at,
10:31and now we're going to go back into it.
10:32So, yeah.
10:32Yep.
10:33Back to the war.
10:33And also, they probably picked up a lot of new viewers from the movie
10:37being released.
10:38Yeah, you're right.
10:39Explaining, like, where the plot is at.
10:41Where they sent a lot of viewers to go watch the movie,
10:43because there's a poster.
10:45Yeah.
10:46It's actually a really cool poster.
10:47I want a poster like that.
10:49It looks cool.
10:51So, the Sakura left that time and came to this time.
10:55But, like, the Naruto, who was in Naruto, was still there.
10:57He was the bad guy.
10:58So it was already a spot, empty form kind of thing.
11:00And when I think about that, what happened to that Sakura?
11:04It makes sense.
11:05Were you asking?
11:06A little bit, because I was like, oh, what if there...
11:08Where's...
11:09What did I say?
11:09See the other Naruto.
11:10He's like, well, there shouldn't be a Naruto, right?
11:12Because they created this world or whatever.
11:14Yeah.
11:14It was like...
11:15So there was, like, that topic or whatever you kind of brought up.
11:17But, no, no.
11:18They had a Sakura.
11:19They had a Naruto.
11:20But their Naruto went missing into being, I don't know, Madara, I guess.
11:28Kind of, yeah.
11:28Like that kind of character.
11:29He, like, absorbed him.
11:31Or reabsorbed his chakra, because he was all just a jutsu.
11:35Right.
11:35And then Sakura vanished.
11:37I did not notice.
11:38Did Lady Sinatra have smaller boobies in the movie?
11:42We should go look.
11:43Yeah, I did not look into that.
11:45Damn it.
11:45Something I need to know, because, like, this Sakura was like, those are bigger.
11:48I should Google it.
11:51No!
11:54Alright, my AI says, yeah, in the alternate version, Tsunade has a significantly smaller
12:00bus, while her assistant Shizune has an exaggerated larger one.
12:05I didn't even notice.
12:07Damn!
12:08I thought Shizune's was bigger.
12:09I'm losing my head.
12:10I can't believe it.
12:10We gotta go back.
12:11But they draw...
12:12We gotta go back.
12:13They draw Lady Tsunade's boobs at drastically different sizes sometimes, especially based
12:19on...
12:20I saw a Tsunade cosplay on TikTok the other day.
12:25Nice.
12:26You didn't share it with us?
12:27No.
12:28Oh!
12:28Oh!
12:28Oh!
12:29It's all pig!
12:29Yep!
12:29Yeah?
12:30Oh, wow, dude.
12:32I noticed...
12:32Shizune definitely does...
12:33Shizune.
12:33I was looking at the pig.
12:36Pig?
12:36I mean, she definitely does.
12:38There's no cleavage.
12:38Yeah.
12:39And she has the glasses.
12:41Hmm.
12:42Yeah, I did not notice that.
12:43Dang.
12:45You would have thought I would have thought.
12:46Yeah, we just tend not to notice those types of things.
12:50You know?
12:50Yeah.
12:51Anyway, Hanna in this episode.
12:53Alright, crazy dress.
12:55Yeah.
12:56We can't have two bulkheads.
12:57Let's look at that dress.
12:57Let's look at that dress.
12:58No!
12:58No!
12:58No!
13:01We won't.
13:02We won't.
13:03Yeah, we won't.
13:06She's right here, though.
13:07Just in case.
13:10What's she doing?
13:12Uh, she's...
13:12She's standing there.
13:14Supporting...
13:14She's kneeling.
13:16Calvin, I was trying to understand what was going on.
13:19She was just kneeling down, talking to...
13:21To...
13:22Where did you buy that dress?
13:24Elite Village.
13:25Elite Village?
13:25Look, hey.
13:26Sakura has fantastic friends.
13:28Everybody did a lot of stuff for her.
13:30They did not understand.
13:31Dude, they did it anyway, man.
13:32Bug Man killing bugs.
13:34You know?
13:36He did not like bugs in the other world.
13:38That's crazy.
13:38Yeah.
13:39Some bugs deserve...
13:41Shinzo?
13:41Shinzo?
13:42Shinzo?
13:43Shinzo?
13:43Yeah.
13:44Some bugs deserve to not be alive.
13:47Like?
13:48Ones that sting me.
13:49No, bumblebees are good.
13:51Honeybees, man?
13:52Not all.
13:53Bumblebees!
13:54Well, Eric, you have to specify them.
13:55You can't just say the ones that sting me, and then when I bring up one that sting you,
13:58you go, well, no, not all of them.
13:59I mean, I don't actively go out and search for bumblebees to kill, but if they sting me,
14:04that's what happens.
14:05I mean, they control other insect populations.
14:08Predator bugs are necessary, but like...
14:11They need to understand that I'm their predator.
14:13Maybe like...
14:15I don't know.
14:16Like mosquitoes?
14:18Yeah, I hate mosquitoes.
14:19Lady bugs.
14:20I know that they feed bats, and bats are also good for controlling insect population,
14:26and stuff like that.
14:27I was like, I need malaria.
14:29I like that.
14:30Maybe not so many.
14:31Yeah.
14:31Mosquitoes.
14:33Now, I am curious on how the jutsu works.
14:35Some of the aspects of like...
14:37Is that world actually still kind of around?
14:40That's what I'm saying.
14:40It really feels like that world is real in that regard.
14:45It wasn't...
14:45It was created.
14:46It was that we went to another world.
14:47Like at first I thought, oh, this is something that Madara is creating,
14:52but it doesn't seem like it.
14:55I mean, unless it is, and then in that creation, she came here.
14:59I don't know.
15:00But also, it's...
15:01I don't know if this means that this movie is necessarily also not canon as well.
15:05You know?
15:05Yeah.
15:06So it could just be that.
15:07It could just be like...
15:08It's canon to me.
15:09Okay.
15:10I respect it.
15:12It just happened.
15:12I feel like it doesn't have to not happen.
15:15This one works more into the canon because of going to the fake world
15:19than any other movie does, you know?
15:21I'm also super proud of this.
15:22Well, the other non-canon movie was in a fake world too, right?
15:26The one where the...
15:27The one where we went back in time to his dad being like in the town
15:29that was not destroyed yet?
15:31Yeah.
15:32Yeah, that one works too.
15:34I, uh...
15:36It is kind of appropriate we're watching this around the time we're watching
15:38season two of Peacemaker.
15:39That's also kind of dealing with alternate reality stuff.
15:42Sure.
15:42And dealing with trauma that children go through because of what their
15:48parents do.
15:48I enjoy that she got to give her parents a hug.
15:51Yeah.
15:51Like, she has no memory of them from being real young.
15:53And she thanked them for what they did.
15:55The necklace aspect of things too.
15:58Like, I like that.
15:59It's kind of like what Naruto got to do in the reverse way.
16:01Like, she got to be the Naruto coming here and seeing her parents again
16:04and being like, oh.
16:06I super appreciated it.
16:07It was just real good.
16:08I really like it.
16:09Sock her off and just gets kind of like kicked off to the side and then
16:12she, you know...
16:13So I got that she got to be the...
16:14I like that she got to be the focus here.
16:16Yeah.
16:16I also like...
16:17Like, I know a lot of people don't like filler, but I...
16:19Even though it didn't change the status quo, I love chances to get to see
16:22other characters that we don't usually get to see a lot.
16:25Yeah.
16:26Just to...
16:26I don't always have to have a plot-driven story.
16:29I like to have a character-driven story.
16:31Sure.
16:31Rock League, we don't get a lot of after a certain point.
16:34Yeah.
16:35It happens a lot with a lot of the other side characters and stuff, too.
16:38He's got basically that one episode of Neji.
16:41How often we get to see Sheena, you know?
16:42Not very often.
16:43We don't have very many bug moments with him.
16:45Oh.
16:46So.
16:48Yeah.
16:48The Shikamaru shipping in was about it.
16:52It can happen a lot in anime.
16:54DBZ, like, Yamcha becomes pretty irrelevant pretty quickly.
17:00Alrighty.
17:00I also...
17:01I've really, really enjoyed the silhouette frame to denote that we're in...
17:06A memory.
17:06We're in a memory.
17:07I just thought it was really cool.
17:08It stayed consistent the entire time, and then it faded back into her.
17:12Yeah.
17:12It was just really cool.
17:13Yeah, I like the tone.
17:13Really awesome visual.
17:15Mm-hmm.
17:15All right.
17:16I think that's it.
17:17That's it.
17:17I personally cannot believe we didn't notice those titties.
17:22Guys, thank you so much for watching.
17:23We hope you enjoyed this reaction.
17:24We will be back next week with another episode of Naruto.
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17:35Right, Eric?
17:35Yeah.
17:36What are you looking at?
17:37Tsunami cosplay.
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