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00:00Hey guys, Cruel Blind Wave, I'm Eric.
00:02I'm Calvin.
00:02Aaron.
00:03And we are back with Naruto Shippuden, where Naruto and Killer B are fools, fools, and
00:09they're heading to the battlefield, regardless of the wishes of the leadership or not.
00:16Yep.
00:16I'm excited, but I'm also scared.
00:19Yep.
00:30Now you're in the ocean.
00:33Somewhere in the ocean.
00:34Because this sure looks like land to me.
00:37Minus stuff you don't need to know.
00:39Ready, it's time to go.
00:41Minus stuff, don't matter.
00:43I love it.
00:44It's like, Naruto, it doesn't matter.
00:45Let's just go.
00:46Yep.
00:46Attack of the...
00:48Attack of the show.
00:50Attack.
00:51I am tired of playing cards.
00:54We're just talking about these guys.
00:55Is there anything else to amuse ourselves with?
00:57Oh, is that the...
01:13Yeah.
01:14Oh, I want to see her fight.
01:16I like her.
01:17Got it, man.
01:19Whoa.
01:22Whoa.
01:23Damn.
01:26Oh.
01:26How can I focus on this?
01:28They're breaking my concentration.
01:31He's a focus man.
01:38Lava.
01:42Ah, yes.
01:47This is a real cool landscape.
01:49I said they ain't a Ninetales chakra.
01:52They've emerged.
01:53He's chilling.
01:55This is a good guitar.
01:56I think it's a fan.
01:57It looks like the Eight and Ninetales have finally appeared.
02:01Ah.
02:02Now that the Eight and Ninetales have emerged, there's no need for indirect measures.
02:08Aw.
02:09So Black Setsu is fighting the Mizukage for nothing?
02:13No.
02:14If he can stall the Mizukage and her men, that'll split up the enemy's battle stream.
02:19Hmm.
02:20Keep him busy.
02:21It's finally time for me to join the fight.
02:25Hmm.
02:25First, I'm going to steal some power.
02:29Oh, dude.
02:30That's the statue, isn't it?
02:31Steal power from the statue?
02:32Yeah.
02:33Of the one through seven tails?
02:36Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
02:42This is the last one.
02:46The last one.
02:48All right.
02:49Wait, what about, uh...
02:50Things seem good.
02:51Is Kakuzu done?
02:53Where's Kakuzu?
02:53The battle is just beginning.
02:57Oh, really?
02:58Now that's an interesting opinion.
03:00Considering that we just won.
03:03Now we've got to regroup with Gara and them, right?
03:05What happens if they all just stand up again?
03:06Oh, God, Calvin.
03:08We lost a lot.
03:08Man, look at this.
03:09Summoning.
03:12Fuck.
03:15He's here.
03:17You're...
03:18No way!
03:19Whoa, what's he summoning?
03:21The summoning statue.
03:22It's a statue.
03:22It's so big.
03:25Can he hit fight?
03:28That's a little chain.
03:29Uh, not handcuff, Darren.
03:31It's a little tiny chain.
03:33Oh, my gosh.
03:33It's a Dark Souls boss.
03:35Oh, my gosh.
03:36Ah!
03:36I got a bad feeling about this.
03:39Oh, no.
03:39They said the thing.
03:40That's not just big.
03:43It's enormous.
03:44I didn't expect you to assess the situation so perfectly.
03:51The music's so cool.
03:52Oh, no.
03:53If he lets that loose.
03:54It is.
03:58That's probably his goal, right?
03:59Is to release their seals.
04:01Mm-hmm.
04:02That's one of the brothers in there, right?
04:04Yeah.
04:05Oh, guys, careful.
04:12He stopped me?
04:14Dude, it has the power of, like, savage and Cherokee, right?
04:17Mm-hmm.
04:17Don't break the box!
04:19Damn, they broke the box.
04:20Quit doing your thing.
04:22I told you not to.
04:23Why don't they ever listen?
04:25Because you're telling the enemy not to do something because it would be bad for us.
04:28They're immediately going to do that.
04:30We've contacted the first company.
04:32It's some sort of humanoid monster.
04:34It's ravaging our troops, and it appears to be controlled by...
04:37Well, who is it?
04:39We believe it's Maduro Uchiha.
04:41He's got a sweet new mask, sir.
04:42There's no time for me to waste!
04:45Are they, like, flying?
04:47Master B and Naruto have escaped!
04:49They broke right through the barrier together!
04:51They wacko...
04:52See, they didn't know that part yet.
04:53The barrier just wasn't strong enough.
04:55Dang it, Killer B.
04:56All of them!
04:57All of them!
04:58Master B is working with Naruto.
05:00I'm gonna go and stop the Jinchiriki myself.
05:02No!
05:03Stop it!
05:04You're with me!
05:05All the leaders are joining the battle.
05:07Lord Rikage, please don't knock down any walls on your way out, okay?
05:11He's gonna go through the window.
05:13Good point.
05:13Gotta hope he does.
05:14Door's this way, Lord Rikage.
05:16Man, they're just gonna waste their energy.
05:18Go fight Madara!
05:19Why didn't we go through the window so bad?
05:22Earth Style!
05:22Mountain Jutsu!
05:29Oh, no!
05:32Mountain Jutsu, dude.
05:35What a power!
05:36This thing stopped the Earth.
05:39And it's got huge zipzaps.
05:42Zipzaps.
05:43What is that thing?
05:44It's got too much power!
05:46It's extraordinary!
05:47It's like fucking me.
05:48According to the intel from the Sans Kazakage, Madara takes the Jinchiriki power and seals it inside of an enormous humanoid stanch.
05:57It was there.
05:58If he seals Jinchiriki power inside that thing...
06:01No!
06:04The bucket!
06:06No!
06:06Sorry, you don't get to have those major tools.
06:09I don't want them.
06:12I just want what's inside them.
06:15This voice is so cool.
06:16Ooh!
06:17So, there are some smart ones in the Allied Forces, after all.
06:22Am I wrong?
06:24It really is a true shame that you are my enemy.
06:28Ah, dude, the respect.
06:30This is sick.
06:30Oh, no, he jumped over him.
06:34Oh, no!
06:35Way over him.
06:36Oh, no!
06:38Damn it.
06:39Yes, let go.
06:41Dang, man.
06:42Are you alright, Shimaru?
06:44Nah, you're a lifesaver, Choji.
06:46I'm sorry to bother you twice.
06:49He disappeared with the ninja tools.
06:51Dang.
06:52Right.
06:59You released him?
07:00Yep.
07:01You just needed to get the tools and the tools.
07:02He just needed to get the tools and the tools!
07:05Aww.
07:07I don't know where everyone's gonna meet, but Lady Tsunade was heading out.
07:12Oh, God!
07:14Diz nuts.
07:15Oh, ho, ho, ho, shit!
07:17Fuck!
07:18That's so cool, though.
07:19I mean, I guess one battle area has ended.
07:21Yeah.
07:22It's almost dark.
07:23We have to be prepared for a night assault.
07:26Oh, my gosh.
07:27Look at that.
07:28My long-standing ambition, Project Tsuki no Me, shall at last be realized tomorrow.
07:35It sure seems to me that he's losing his power.
07:38Oh, my gosh.
07:39Oh, my gosh.
07:40Look at that.
07:41I see that he's losing his patience.
07:43But I'll go along with your plans tonight.
07:54Okay.
07:55Okay.
07:56Some of them away, huh?
07:57Oh, come on!
07:58Where is my ninja tool?
08:01Please?
08:02I really want to have it back.
08:04You were told not to use it anymore.
08:0740,000 out of 80,000.
08:09Those were our losses.
08:11The number of casualties that we suffered.
08:13What do you actually mean?
08:14Jesus.
08:15We lost half of our men.
08:1650,000 out of 100,000.
08:19They lost half of theirs.
08:20That's how many Katsuki fell today.
08:23Everybody!
08:25Hold on!
08:26I'm on my way!
08:29Damn it.
08:30Dude, we've lost half of our fighters.
08:32Half.
08:33Half.
08:34Both sides have.
08:35In a day.
08:36That's so many.
08:37Yeah, that's day one.
08:3990,000 troops killed.
08:41And Madara says that his plan happens tomorrow.
08:45Yeah.
08:46Dang.
08:47But shenanamate time could only be like 20-25 episodes.
08:50I think there's going to be a few episodes left of the war then.
08:53If it's not happening tonight, I feel like tomorrow means it has to go until the moon comes back, right?
08:58I would say so.
08:59So it has to be all day.
09:00I mean, he can summon the moon, right?
09:0224 hours.
09:03Can he summon the moon?
09:04I don't know.
09:05It only shows up at night time.
09:06I can see the moon during the day sometimes.
09:08Yeah, usually not.
09:09Is he going to hypnotize the world with the moon?
09:11Or is he going to take over the moon and do the hatchy thing from it?
09:16Hypnotize, I think.
09:18You've got to do it at night time.
09:20That's the answer.
09:21It just makes it look cooler, you know?
09:24Yeah.
09:25The attack on the leaf village at night, you know?
09:28That whole thing.
09:29That was great.
09:30Even Payne did it.
09:31Yeah, Payne did it wrong.
09:32It wasn't as cool.
09:34Payne destroyed the leaf village.
09:36Legitimately.
09:37I didn't say it wasn't devastating.
09:38I said it wasn't as cool.
09:39There's a difference.
09:40We wouldn't have been able to see all the destruction if it was at night.
09:43I think it was pretty cool.
09:45You can see explosions better at night time and stuff.
09:47Yeah, but there weren't any.
09:48It was a push, not explode.
09:50There should have been explosions.
09:52Oh my goodness.
09:53There was electricity.
09:54There was...
09:55I'm sure they have gas.
09:56There probably should have been a few explosions.
09:59I keep underestimating the technology this world has all the time.
10:02Yeah.
10:03There should have been explosions.
10:04Dude, Madara and that statue.
10:07Mm-hmm.
10:08That was crazy.
10:09That's...
10:10They all just...
10:11Way powerful.
10:12Like, we did it.
10:13We...
10:14And that's the last one.
10:15Yep.
10:16Damn it.
10:17That sucks.
10:18And I got excited about Black Zetsu versus Lady Mizukage.
10:22Yeah, me too.
10:23And then they didn't have...
10:25I mean, they fought.
10:26They didn't really fight at all.
10:27Or the feudal lords ultimately aren't going to matter anymore.
10:31Because they were just going to be about trying to get Naruto and Killer B out.
10:34Yeah.
10:35I mean, they don't have any power really to be like...
10:37No.
10:38They can withstand against war.
10:39Yeah.
10:40They're just figureheads.
10:41Mm-hmm.
10:42Yep.
10:43Dude, that one guy has a special reserve move that crushes you between two mountains.
10:48Yep.
10:49Just...
10:50You become the mountain.
10:51But, like, any time you bust that out in any of the enemies from before, I feel like,
10:56yeah, it doesn't.
10:57I feel like it's not quite two mountains, but the idea that you take the half of the
11:01mountain and the half of the mountain...
11:02Yeah.
11:03...and just crush you in two.
11:04Like, you are now a mountain.
11:05I get what you mean.
11:06You know?
11:07Yeah.
11:08Like, I feel like that's what it...
11:09Imagine like...
11:10I don't know.
11:11What is it?
11:12Mount...
11:13Fiji?
11:14Fuji?
11:15Mount Fuji?
11:16Mm-hmm.
11:17Like, it just...
11:18It crushes you.
11:19Yeah.
11:20Now you're just stuck inside a mountain.
11:21Yeah.
11:22That would be...
11:23Terrible.
11:24You know, you don't want to be inside of Earth anyway, Eric.
11:27No, you want...
11:28You just...
11:29That would...
11:30Not be good.
11:31Yeah.
11:32Nope.
11:33I mean...
11:34That would be the underground up in the sky.
11:35And I hate that.
11:36The underground in the sky.
11:38Attack of the...
11:39Ghetto statue?
11:40Titan.
11:41I guess, Ghetto statue.
11:42That was probably the biggest shock for me.
11:45Yeah.
11:46I figured, okay, that's where they store it.
11:48Not that...
11:49It's fueled by it.
11:51Activate.
11:52Yeah.
11:53Ghetto statue.
11:54Go.
11:55We need Megazord Power now!
11:57You know, I didn't think...
11:58Yeah.
11:59He was gonna be doing that.
12:00Exactly.
12:02Bring it together.
12:03It did seem like Dan did get...
12:06He is still in that cage.
12:08Yeah.
12:09I thought it got destroyed.
12:10Well, it did break, but they managed to recapture it.
12:13They had a thing where he was talking to whoever chose it, like, get me back in there.
12:17I was like, damn, they got Lady Tsunade coming out right when they got him trapped.
12:22You know?
12:23Yeah.
12:24That's probably gonna...
12:25Something's gonna happen there, but...
12:26I am disappointed that Raikage didn't make his own exit as he left.
12:29I thought it would be hilarious.
12:30Like, in all the way...
12:31And don't do...
12:32And he just immediately does it again.
12:34But they're gonna go try and stop Naruto and Killer B.
12:38Yeah.
12:39Terrible idea.
12:40Do you think they could stop?
12:42No.
12:43And they're just gonna weaken them.
12:44And then themselves be weakened.
12:46Yeah.
12:47Resources misused.
12:48They're both gonna be tired.
12:49Like, I feel like Tsunade and the Raikage are both strong.
12:53Yeah.
12:54I feel like Naruto and Killer B are both strong.
12:56Yeah.
12:57Those four fighting each other...
12:59Whoever wins is just weaker.
13:01Yeah.
13:02For any fight that they would have to do.
13:03There's no winning that fight.
13:05Yeah.
13:06Either you weaken them and now they're weakened for Madara.
13:09Or they weaken you and now you're weakened for Madara.
13:12Yeah.
13:13Like, who can withstand against Madara?
13:14There's no point.
13:15At this time, there's no point in fighting.
13:18Whoever has to fight Madara will then be weakened.
13:21Yeah.
13:22And the people who could help are more weakened.
13:26I don't know.
13:27Maybe we can trust that Naruto, before any resources are used,
13:30we'll just convince him otherwise.
13:32He's already using his resources.
13:33He is.
13:34You're right.
13:35He is.
13:36At one point in this episode, like, they're going through the air, Naruto and Killer B,
13:41and they're, like, changing, like, where they are in the air.
13:44Usually they have to, like, hit the ground to change, you know?
13:47So, are they, like, flying?
13:49Or do you think they're still jumping awesomely with ninja magic?
13:52They're farting.
13:53They're farting.
13:54Ninja farting?
13:55Hmm.
13:56I don't know.
13:57I don't know.
13:58I think that it still could be jumping awesomely with, like, chakra moving, but this is the
14:04first time I ever felt like, oh no, they could just be flying now.
14:06They're just falling with style.
14:08Yeah.
14:09They're using tail whip and propelling themselves.
14:11The only time I noticed that, I didn't notice Killer B moving, I noticed Naruto moving when
14:14he was all, like, lit up.
14:15Hmm.
14:16Moving weird.
14:17Maybe it's because of that extra lit up thing, you know?
14:19Yeah.
14:20Where it's, like, he's using it to get him further faster and stuff, too, so.
14:24Like, in Dragon Ball Super, they have this tournament of power, and one of the rules
14:27is that you can't fly, thus you can't change the direction in the air once you've committed
14:32to momentum, you know?
14:33Hmm.
14:34Which kind of changes up the DBZ style of fighting a little bit.
14:37Use instant transmission?
14:38Oh yeah, go.
14:39Let me do that.
14:40That doesn't count.
14:41That's okay, though?
14:42Yeah, you can do that.
14:43Oh.
14:44It's not flying.
14:45It's a special technique from Yardrette.
14:46Cheating.
14:47Yeah.
14:48Just moving really fast.
14:49Like, if I jump here and then go...
14:50Like that?
14:51I don't know.
14:52Moving really fast.
14:53Well, it's instant transmission, so it's a teleportation, right?
14:57It's not just, um, you move so fast the eye can't see you.
15:01It's, like, you...
15:02I'll have to look it up.
15:04It might be one of those things where, like, in the dub, it said something in the sub,
15:07it said something different.
15:08Because there's also something like that in, like, the first couple episodes of Dragon
15:11Ball where, like, Raditz dodges Piccolo's moves and Piccolo goes, he's moving faster
15:15than the speed of light!
15:17But Piccolo doesn't fire his blast at the speed of light, you know?
15:20Sure.
15:21Like, the American audience is like, oh my god, they're already moving from the faster
15:24to the speed of light, like in the Saiyan Saga!
15:27Where really that doesn't really happen until Goku learns to teleport.
15:30I think that's supposed to be at the speed of light, but I don't know.
15:32I might...
15:33I have to look up that stuff.
15:35I'll come back next week for Naruto to let you know.
15:38To tell Naruto.
15:40I default to it so much, because it's what I know.
15:43Yeah.
15:44Sure.
15:45Kabuto withdrew forces.
15:46Yeah.
15:47I wonder...
15:48I mean, they lost to one side.
15:50Maybe it's like, oh, we're...
15:51I don't even know if they really lost it.
15:53I don't know.
15:54I don't know what you think the plan is.
15:56Madara achieved his goals, so far.
15:59Like, he has the tools.
16:01He has...
16:02He has even more Nine Tails Chakra now.
16:05Yep.
16:06He absorbed from Ginkaro and Kinkaro.
16:09Yeah, he didn't even care about the tools.
16:11He just wanted that power.
16:13I loved the part where Shikamaru tells him, I know what you're doing, it's this.
16:19And Madara's like, what was the line?
16:22It really is a shame that you are my enemy.
16:27Yeah.
16:28That's pretty hefty coming from that guy.
16:30Yeah.
16:31He thinks very lowly of a lot of people, but not Shikamaru.
16:34Loved it.
16:35I don't think they all afford a million mercy or anything, but I just love and respect.
16:39No.
16:40Yeah.
16:41Like, I love that as much as I love when Kakashi wanted to protect Zabuza's death.
16:47Mm-hmm.
16:48You know?
16:49It's an insult to deny that man his death that I gave him.
16:54The respect for an enemy.
16:56But he's not going to have too much respect for people because he's literally taking everybody's
16:59free will.
17:00Or at least that's what we think is going to happen.
17:02Mm-hmm.
17:03Well, it seems like there's a bit of a break.
17:06Maybe we'll get up some shenanigans while everybody's sleeping, you think, you know?
17:09Shenanigans?
17:10Not time for shenanigans.
17:11Shenanigans?
17:12No.
17:13Tindin needs to rest, get that fan back.
17:14Sai needs to rest so they can get back their drawing power, resting stuff.
17:18And then we need to not fight Naruto and Killer B and embrace them in the war.
17:23Okay.
17:24That's what we need to do.
17:25Okay.
17:26And then, why the, why the, shoot, what's his name?
17:29Shika, whatever, Shika of the Leaf.
17:31Something.
17:32Shikimaru's dad, right?
17:33Oh, yeah, sure.
17:34Like, why he doesn't tell them that is beyond me.
17:37Tell him!
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