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00:00Is this the same name episode?
00:02Isn't that how it started last time? It was just the damn moon.
00:05Hey, that moon is...
00:06It's still happening.
00:07It's a pivotal part of what's going on.
00:09They're still jumping through the darkness lit by a little boy with a glowing body trying to get to a fight.
00:15Little boy!
00:17He's Rudolphing real hard right now.
00:21I don't even want to do an intro. That's just a great previously on.
00:30Where's this at?
00:33Oh, okay.
00:34Ambush?
00:36What do you know if I see?
00:39Go boys!
00:40Oh, he's exhausted. Fuck.
00:42I can use my nose to sniff out enemies too.
00:44We aren't relying on your eyes alone.
00:46Let me take over for a while.
00:48You go see the medical corps.
00:51Mmm.
00:53Dog's bad.
00:55What?
00:56Where's the dog bad?
00:58All dogs go to heaven, Aaron.
01:01It seems that ultimately we were both shinobi being used for other's purposes.
01:07Pain.
01:08With the Rinnegan.
01:09The six paths power that you possess.
01:12And with my Mangekyou Sharingan as well.
01:15We could do anything.
01:17Hitachi.
01:18You have always been wrapped in darkness.
01:21Even back when you were in the Akatsuki.
01:24Dang, I want to hear more of them talking.
01:26Me too.
01:27The dog!
01:31Not the dog.
01:32You two joining medics, over there.
01:34Please lend me a hand.
01:36We have to resuscitate this man, quickly.
01:38But, are you really sure you can carry all this?
01:41Okay.
01:42Okay.
01:43Can you talk to the baby?
01:44Yes.
01:45Oh my god!
01:46Yes, the strength.
01:48By order of headquarters, we sensory type shinobi must verify your chakra signature before you can enter.
01:54No one passes without confirmation.
01:58There.
01:59Okay.
02:00You're all set.
02:01Great.
02:03You take care.
02:05Hey, Mangeky.
02:07What's going on?
02:08What's going on here?
02:09Who's that guy?
02:10I've taken care of your external wounds.
02:12But I think you could use a break.
02:13My job right now is to discern things faster than anyone else can and then notify headquarters in order to improve our chances in battle.
02:28But while you're here, try to rest.
02:33I'd rather have your eyes working optimally like 70% of the time than you rest 30%.
02:37All right.
02:38We have to begin our rounds now.
02:40The next tense will be F5 through G3.
02:43You suck my battleship!
02:44Who is it?
02:47Who is it?
02:51No!
02:52It's like a horror movie!
02:53It's like a supernatural intro.
02:54It is like a supernatural intro.
02:56Who is it?
02:57Toyosha, Takimaru, and Hino were all found dead inside their tents.
03:00Oh, God.
03:01Who's that?
03:02We're getting doctors.
03:04I mean, they're just doing that dodgeball game.
03:07But how did they get in?
03:09Everyone's chakra gets thoroughly verified prior to them being allowed to enter the camp.
03:14A simple transformation jutsu would be noticed.
03:17It must mean that a shinobi on the inside is somehow being controlled by a jutsu.
03:22It must be powerful.
03:23Or a betrayer.
03:25It could be like puppeted.
03:31Yes, I see.
03:33Even someone standing here right now could secretly be the killer.
03:37We're fighting those under the reanimation jutsu.
03:40There's just no way to confront them without medics' backup to heal the injured.
03:44Take out the medics, you're gonna really hurt the front lines too.
03:47Mm-hmm.
03:48Gonna tie up even more resources.
03:56Who's that?
03:57Station guards.
04:00They have guards on the outside, just not on the other side I guess, right?
04:03Yeah, why do they need tents?
04:05It's almost time.
04:07We're going to have to start going back on rounds any minute now.
04:10Yeah, I know.
04:15Wh-what?
04:16Where did you and I first meet?
04:19Huh?
04:20Look, it's not like I'm suspicious of you or anything like that.
04:22I mean, of course I'm not, but I, uh...
04:25It's just...
04:26You are suspicious!
04:28You should be!
04:29It's like a fuckin' whodunit.
04:30I'm suspicious, people who aren't suspicious.
04:32They done it.
04:33Where is Sakura right now anyway?
04:35Why?
04:36Did something happen?
04:37I just saw someone suspicious skulking around here.
04:39Can't you see through the tents?
04:41The guy you followed.
04:42Can you please tell us what he looked like?
04:46He looked...
04:48Like that guy.
04:54Neji!
04:55He looks exactly like me.
04:57Oh!
04:58It's you.
04:59You came back.
05:00Are your wounds bothering you?
05:02Ugh!
05:03No, I...
05:04It was a visual jutsu.
05:05That's why he slumped over.
05:06Damn it.
05:07Well, ever since you treated me, I, uh...
05:10To be honest, I haven't been able to stop thinking about you.
05:14What is this?
05:15It's...
05:16A phone number.
05:17A love letter.
05:18Thanks for this.
05:19But I...
05:20I could use a good laugh.
05:22Someone else already.
05:23No.
05:24He shoots a show.
05:25I know.
05:28Those eyes make him look very sinister.
05:29Yeah.
05:30I suppose that he's a leaf too.
05:32Good luck.
05:33I hope everything works out for you.
05:36If you love him...
05:39Then you must be a good man.
05:41Damn it.
05:42That guy's gonna walk outside and get killed.
05:44Nah, he's not a lady ninja.
05:46I'm telling ya.
05:47Goddammit, Calvin.
05:48No!
05:49We'll be fine!
05:50I don't know.
05:51Scary music.
05:52This music is real cool, though.
05:53Right now it's night time, with both sides at a stalemate.
05:55But I'm certain that soon enough Madara will use us to break the silence.
05:56He's got something up his sleeve.
05:57I was just gonna ask, did the real Neji ever show up?
06:04Just shut up, Kiva.
06:06Where am I?
06:07But I'm certain that soon enough Madara will use us to break the silence.
06:08He's got something up his sleeve.
06:12But I'm certain that soon enough Madara will use us to break the silence.
06:13He's got something up his sleeve.
06:16I was just gonna ask, did the real Neji ever show up?
06:25Just shut up, Kiba!
06:27What the hell?
06:29You can't tell the difference between a dog and a man?
06:31Your visual power is so...
06:33You don't need to.
06:35Hinata, don't overextend yourself.
06:37You don't need to.
06:39I really appreciate your concern.
06:41However, I need to push myself now.
06:45Because this war is a fight to protect Naruto.
06:49Where is Captain Shizune right now?
06:51Huh?
06:53Why? Have you figured out what's going on?
06:55She's still busy treating Tauntaun right now.
06:57One leg is very badly sprained.
07:01Well, better it's a leg than a hand, I suppose.
07:05Tauntaun can still weave signs since the hand remains uninjured.
07:09I see. That's good.
07:11Yeah, she fucking noticed.
07:23Cha all over your face.
07:25She's giving him some weird looks.
07:27God, I love Sonic when Sakura does shit.
07:29This music's so good.
07:31God, how didn't you know?
07:33Because pigs don't have hands!
07:35Give me a break!
07:37Are you telling me that Tauntaun is just a pig?
07:39Well...
07:41She tricked me!
07:43Ja!
07:45Annihilation!
07:47Spill it!
07:49How are you able to recreate Neji's chakra?
07:51I believe that I am the only clone who's managed to infiltrate your rage.
07:55Shoot, that could be like hundreds.
07:57At the Five Kage Summit, Zetsu of the Akatsuki suddenly emerged from people's bodies.
08:03He had absorbed their chakra.
08:05I get it.
08:06You use the chakra that you absorb from someone, then copy them and their chakra.
08:11You're so pretty.
08:12I have many of them.
08:13And they absorb chakra, too.
08:15Yeah, I have one.
08:17Hey, what's going on?
08:18We heard some commotion in here.
08:20What?
08:21What's this?
08:22Who's he?
08:23I have to contact HQ immediately.
08:25You two secure him.
08:26Chakra has an emergency.
08:28We have to let Lady Shizune know.
08:33They asked about Shizune specifically.
08:36What?
08:37Look at my ripples in the water compared to yours.
08:40My ripples are bigger.
08:41Are you kidding me?
08:42Zetsu, you really ought to go, too, you know?
08:44Yo, if this guy tries to kill you, pee on him!
08:46He tries to kill him.
08:47Well then, how about instead?
08:49I make you bleed.
08:51Pee on him!
08:53Let go of your dick, man!
08:55Jesus!
08:56I'd be punching him and pissing all over him, you know?
08:58Right?
08:59Imagine that.
09:00Imagine someone punching you while they're just pissing all over you.
09:02You give up.
09:03You know what I mean?
09:04Yeah.
09:05It's chaos.
09:06We don't know who the enemy is.
09:08Someone from the outside must be using something.
09:10Some sort of control genjutsu on them.
09:13Huh.
09:14Itachi.
09:15But controlling this many people at once in multiple locations is impossible.
09:19White Setsu has been impersonating various allied forces shinobi.
09:23He's able to mirror our chakra imprints.
09:26That explains it.
09:27There's no way that we can tell friend from foe now.
09:30How do we prepare to fight when dawn comes?
09:33Dang.
09:34If we don't discover a way to tell the difference fast, we will lose time.
09:37Plus all our men will be endangered.
09:39The battle during the daytime was to set up these secret nighttime assaults.
09:43That was the enemy's true motive.
09:46While they're trying to rest?
09:47Ugh.
09:48Mm-hmm.
09:49Well, while you think you're safe.
09:50What's useful?
09:51What's our counter plan?
09:53Be cool.
09:54Be calm.
09:55But do it quickly.
09:57Calm.
09:58Cool.
09:59But quick.
10:00Ah!
10:01Damn it!
10:02It's gonna take a whole week for him to analyze all that shit.
10:05Nah, just frickin...
10:06Get Shikamaru to come help.
10:08Brainstorm it together.
10:09Damn.
10:10That sucks.
10:11Yeah, it does.
10:12I was all like, oh, a bit of a break in the war now.
10:14And that was all just for this.
10:17Yep.
10:18It was intentional.
10:19That sucks.
10:20How many do you think are in there?
10:2120!
10:22I mean, it's like, there's like...
10:23I don't know.
10:24There's like tens of thousands of them.
10:25You could have people in their battle groups like over there with like Kiba and Neji
10:29and all of them that have already been fucked out or something too.
10:32Mm-hmm.
10:33And in the fog of war even, like, you could have...
10:36He could be impersonating people that everybody, you know, doesn't even know they died in the battle.
10:40Sure.
10:41And the medic camp is the best one.
10:42Because like, like they have here, like, Neji is in the front line.
10:44And they're like, maybe you should go back there.
10:46But if he did, they would find out that there's two of them.
10:48So who has...
10:49Who could come back to the medical camp, get scanned, and like, you don't know if they're
10:53not on the front line anymore, you know?
10:55They're just...
10:56Sure.
10:57They came here to get checked.
10:58My arm was hurt and they told me to come get checked out, you know?
11:00How could we tell?
11:01Uh, you punch everybody.
11:03Like, Zetsu doesn't bleed, right?
11:06Does he not bleed?
11:07We've seen him like...
11:08Everyone cuts their hand right here.
11:10Yeah, but maybe his transformation...
11:12Hotwire.
11:13Maybe the clone can create blood.
11:15Right?
11:16Maybe.
11:17I mean, they'd have to if they were being worked on by medical people.
11:20Yeah.
11:21I don't know.
11:22Maybe Naruto gets here and his light will shine on all of them.
11:26I don't know.
11:27I don't know.
11:28I need a...
11:29I need another guy to decide because he's better at this than I am.
11:33Yeah, I don't know.
11:34Alright.
11:35Damn.
11:36At one point I was like, dude, do you think Neji's going to be killing him?
11:38I was like, that doesn't make any sense.
11:39No.
11:40Neji's sitting back here and then he gets to solve a mystery.
11:43I thought it was going to be a fucking red herring, but it was totally just Neji.
11:46But it was Neji.
11:47I thought when I went through, I was like, damn!
11:49Well, which one in which scene is Neji and which isn't?
11:52And then it's like, oh no, he still was back again.
11:54He never made it here.
11:55Yeah.
11:56I get it.
11:57I mean, they're specifically targeting Jonin medics and then they were specifically going
12:02for Shizune.
12:03Well, she's a medic.
12:04At least asked about her.
12:05Yeah.
12:06Well, Neji was.
12:07Yeah.
12:08But like...
12:09Because he was going to kill Sakura and then go after...
12:11Those guys peeing weren't.
12:13No.
12:14No.
12:15They weren't Jonin medics.
12:16They were going to go back on guard duty or patrol or whatever, you know?
12:18Yeah.
12:19They were going to have their shift.
12:20I thought I was saying like, you could also have it where like, have they snagged anybody
12:23like other camps or anything?
12:24And they're putting them back in those places to where you now have just...
12:27Yeah.
12:28Besides the people side.
12:29Like, they're at Kiba's group.
12:32Has any of them been replaced?
12:34Yeah.
12:35You're right.
12:36We have to doubt everybody.
12:37I mean, it could be fucking Akamaru.
12:39No!
12:40I told you.
12:41I said that dog, man.
12:42It could be.
12:43That dog.
12:44That was so funny.
12:45Shut up, Kiba.
12:46That's Akamaru!
12:48You can't even tell they're going to be me and a dog!
12:51Akamaru's like, ooh!
12:52That was good.
12:53I liked the one dude that was like, hey, I'm going to shoot my shot.
12:57Might as well.
12:58Sure.
12:59You know?
13:00Great nurse.
13:01I mean...
13:02Who's that guy?
13:03Did he die?
13:04I hope he didn't.
13:05That's the, you know, we don't know what tomorrow's going to bring shot.
13:07Yeah.
13:08Yeah, man.
13:09That's the sailor leaving the port.
13:10Tomorrow.
13:11That's...
13:12I like that guy.
13:13It's a powerful line.
13:14I saw that happen at cross-country meet.
13:17Hmm.
13:18We were at Leon's district cross-country meet, and we were there, and I was at the tent
13:22with all, like, those boys and girls all, I don't know what grade, I guess they were
13:279 to 12.
13:28And some kid from another school came over and was like, hey guys, good job racing
13:32today.
13:33And he was like, you did really well too.
13:34And he was talking to this one girl, and then he was like, you know, also if you want
13:37to like, you know, maybe talk after the meet or whatever, like, I could give him
13:41my phone number.
13:42Like, he like, came over and started talking to her and stuff.
13:45And was like, hey, you know, you look really, you're really pretty, or I don't know what
13:48he said.
13:49You seem really nice.
13:50You're a good runner.
13:51Something or another.
13:52And she was like, oh no, thank you though, I appreciate it.
13:55And then, like, she was really nice about it, but it was like, man, like, that's gotta
14:00be like a lot of bravery from that kid that just walked over here to this other school,
14:04just talked to the girl, and just like, try, you know?
14:07Same way as Gamgee had to go to Mordor and back to get that bravery.
14:10Yeah.
14:11Right?
14:12For Rosie Cuff.
14:13Like, dude, man, that's, yeah.
14:14There were girls I had crushes on, like, for years I never went and talked to when I was
14:17younger, you know?
14:18And they were in your school!
14:19Yeah, my school, you know?
14:20But also, like, it might be easier to go talk to a kid from another school versus the
14:24one in my school.
14:25I'm never gonna see that person again.
14:26Yeah, I'm gonna see them.
14:27Probably.
14:28Cross country, you know, season's ending, I won't see them for like a year, you know?
14:31Sure.
14:32Why not?
14:33Fuck it.
14:34Yeah, I mean, when I was a kid, that's the only reason you would go to the mall is to
14:38talk to girls that you probably would never speak to again.
14:40Brackets.
14:41Yeah.
14:42Talk to them and see what happens.
14:43Yeah.
14:44That kid.
14:45I mean, his thing there is, like, I might be dead tomorrow, you know?
14:47If I go back out to the war, who knows if I come back.
14:50Yeah.
14:51I might as well say, you know what, I really like you and here's the love poem.
14:54You know?
14:55Maybe think about it.
14:56Cause, like, she's stuck on Sasuke.
14:57We don't know what's gonna happen with Sasuke.
14:59Sasuke might die.
15:00Yeah.
15:01He seems to be evil, you know?
15:02He does not deserve the amount of preoccupation that she has had for him this whole time.
15:06Yeah.
15:07Why didn't she give that to Naruto?
15:08You know?
15:09Or someone else.
15:10I mean, not necessarily Naruto.
15:11It could be anybody.
15:12I said someone else, too.
15:13Yeah.
15:14You know?
15:15I'm...
15:16Hinata could, like, go talk to Naruto.
15:18I'm gonna do that, too.
15:19Sure.
15:20You know?
15:21You should give that dress that she had in the other world.
15:23No.
15:24Why?
15:25It wouldn't be Naruto's parents.
15:26It wouldn't be Naruto's parents.
15:27In that dress.
15:28In that dress.
15:29No.
15:30Jesus.
15:31In that dress.
15:32Oh, man.
15:33Uh...
15:34I, uh...
15:35I, uh...
15:36I agreed in that I liked the Payne and Tachi dialogue.
15:40That was cool, cause, like, it's like two characters that, like, we've had a lot of,
15:44but we didn't see them together.
15:46Yeah.
15:47Like, it's neat to see them conversing on things.
15:50And, like, theorizing about their leader's tactics.
15:53Yeah.
15:54Like, why are we staying back?
15:55Why are they keeping us separate?
15:57And they're like, well, they must need us for something.
15:59But he's like, no, cause they wasn't factored into the beginning.
16:03So does that mean, like, they're afraid of them or something?
16:06Well, they're the ones that are, that, uh, Kabuto is keeping back, right?
16:11Yeah.
16:12But they don't know that they're being kept back specifically from Kabuto, right?
16:16No.
16:17I think there's others that he pulled, too, if that's human.
16:19Like, that one time?
16:20Cause he, like.
16:21Well, probably, yeah.
16:22There was more than just the two beats.
16:23Yeah.
16:24But, like.
16:25But they weren't involved in any of the, the front lines before.
16:28Yeah.
16:29So I don't know what he's doing.
16:31Hmm.
16:32It implies, I don't know, this feels like a little loose strand that I want to pull
16:36and see what's, what it is, but I don't know.
16:38Hmm.
16:39Hmm.
16:40But, it gives me hope that we might get more serious.
16:42Great.
16:43Yeah.
16:44Like a nose hair.
16:45Yeah.
16:46I hate when you do that.
16:48Guys, thank you so much for watching Naruto with us.
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