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00:00Hey guys, Cruel Blind Wave, I'm Eric. I'm Calvin. Aaron. And we are back with Naruto Shippuden.
00:06Where last time, I think we kind of wrapped up the movie arc. We're gonna bite you. The war!
00:12And now it is time to go back to the war. We had a little bit of a war report last time, too. A little bit.
00:18Seeing the three fronts, where do you guys think we go next? I don't know. Naruto.
00:23Because he still doesn't know about the goddamn war! Yeah, don't tell him. It's true.
00:26There is no war in the Leaf Village. I don't know what that is. I love the rat battle there, right?
00:31The spiky turtle is what he's at. No, I know where he is. There's no war there. I know where he is.
00:36No, I know. There's totally war in the Leaf Village. I know. No, that's what you're saying to him.
00:40There is no war, Ba Sing Se is the point. You're missing the point!
00:51Oh, yes. Let's see if these guys can hold up.
00:56They might just be meat shields.
01:01That's what I thought, too.
01:02That's what I thought, too.
01:04They're saying that samurai must remain neutral, so they're wondering why they should team up with Shinobi.
01:09Some also say that a Shinobi war should be resolved by the Shinobi themselves.
01:14Yet these former foes all keep squabbling.
01:21Wow!
01:23Okay, maybe they can hold it up.
01:24I love how they run with one hand on their sword and the other hand...
01:34Naruto running!
01:36Mifune versus...
01:38Hmm?
01:42Ellipses.
01:43Is it supposed to say ellipses?
01:44The ellipses is a powerful enemy.
01:46Everyone is going to think I've been playing possum again.
01:50It's just so undidgified.
01:51I'm trying to concentrate.
01:53Be quiet, puppet granny.
01:55No, I won't.
01:56You shut up, old man.
01:57Snorrel.
01:58Hehehehehe.
02:00Summoning Jutsu.
02:02Blizzard!
02:05Do it, Ebusei!
02:07What the hell is that?
02:08That's his big ol' salamander thing, right?
02:10damn no they're gonna lose hold on him yeah in the poison fog i should be resistant to poison
02:20but my body's going down damn he's the only one still left really he has a good w man dang it here
02:26it comes yes so i trust you careful the enemy uses poison our masks are specially designed for
02:39fighting shinobi and are impervious to poison gas awesome why don't shinobi have that shit
02:45he's just that badass he can slice the poison molecules out of the air
02:54the one master that we follow has never changed since the olden days and that master is peace
03:00is called peace
03:01i have fought against him many times in my day that is why i know how to concoct an antidote to its
03:09poised i am also aware that the salamander takes five minutes to work up more venom
03:14yeah it's like clod sire
03:16it's like charing up butter there
03:17you must know who my original foe in battle was do you not i won't hold back from fighting
03:25the five great nations
03:27all right i'll go
03:30bone forest
03:31oh dude with the pummel
03:48i once sought peace too
03:50i was going to unite all five great nations into one shinobi world
03:56you pledge yourselves to peace you more than any other know best what has happened to the samurai
04:03shinobi have no devotion to peace they are ruled by money and ninjutsu and power
04:08fight they die and they leave nothing behind
04:13it doesn't bother me in the slightest if i should lose my life in the pursuit of peace
04:18what drives me pushes me forward is my conviction
04:22yours has become warped
04:24take your ritual of sepulchre
04:26why do you samurai try to diminish your own life so much
04:30it doesn't make any sense
04:32i've already explained it
04:34i shall erase you samurai
04:36once and for all
04:39hmm
04:41so this is why they say ninjutsu is useless against you
04:45you left me no time to weave signs
04:48in the distant past when my name was still unknown
04:51we actually exchanged blows once
04:53though i doubt you would remember it
04:55no
04:56then why aren't you dead
04:58hmm
04:59that's why he was the
05:01i see
05:02so you were that samurai
05:04i could tell from our first exchange today
05:06why you who were once so strong
05:08could be defeated and killed
05:10what
05:11what do you mean
05:12don't you remember how you met your end
05:18to think you could drive me to this point
05:20Hatsuki
05:21mhm
05:22have you forgotten my face Hanzo
05:25you
05:26you're Yanniko of the Akatsuki
05:28you now only think of self-preservation you piece of garbage
05:34i once respected you
05:36be gone Hanzo
05:37stop
05:38he's gonna push him
05:39oh mighty
05:40shhh
05:45oh nooo
05:46he held his breath
05:47mhm
05:48since the poison can't get him
05:49cut yourself out
05:50dude
05:51yes
05:52aww
05:53i'm feeling so awesome
05:54ooo
06:01he shattered his sickle
06:03aww
06:04and his mask
06:06one who always stays true to his convictions
06:09and who defends them with all his might
06:11shall become a hero whose name remains sung throughout the ages
06:15you do not hone yourself as a weapon anymore
06:17you no longer improve
06:19you have lost your sharpness
06:21and the dull blade is worthless
06:23remember people are like swords
06:27aww
06:28what a badass
06:34it's salamander venom
06:35my blade is coated with it
06:37in my village there once lived a deadly venomous black salamander
06:41i was just a child
06:43but when the salamander died
06:44its venom sac was implanted in me
06:46yeah
06:47and i'm now able to poison people
06:49simply by breathing on them
06:52of course i was feared as a child
06:55if the venom sac is cut open during battle somehow
06:58then the concentrated venom inside will vaporize and escape
07:02and likely i will inhale it
07:04against a skilled opponent like you
07:06i must keep the mask on to prevent that
07:08i can't afford to give you an advantage
07:11though it seems that you wielded a dull blade
07:14death
07:15is not the end
07:19loss of conviction
07:20is the end
07:23salamander
07:27you valiantly used your body as a shield to defend them
07:30one thing
07:32just promise me
07:34name it
07:36leave my fellow samurai alone
07:41here's the antidote
07:43i shall spare your life today
07:45although it's true that you've taken in so much poison
07:48there's still a chance you may die from it
07:50i'll use you as a test case
07:52to see if you will die still embracing your convictions
07:55or if you end up just surviving and abandoning those convictions over time
08:00oh
08:02have you really abandoned all of your convictions now
08:07dude if we can get to his heart or whatever right he'll go away
08:11yeah he'll dissipate
08:13there's still a way to stop me even though i'm immortal now
08:16i told you before mifune
08:18do you remember it
08:20stabbing his finger
08:21i can say for sure it was worth him surviving that venom
08:27they run funny
08:30he's gonna do it
08:31he's gonna do it
08:37i entrust you with my conviction
08:40oh shit
08:41wasn't he just talking about the samurai like
08:44he's disobeying the orders embedded in my tag
08:47he killed himself
08:49this kid is so strong
08:51this kid is so strong
08:55why is he not moving
08:57lord hartzer would never stand for taking orders
09:00if you remain true to yourself and your convictions
09:03you show that you're not just a blunted blade
09:07so they sealed him huh
09:08i was gonna eat it
09:13i thought he was gonna crumble in his hand or something
09:16yeah like a tic-tac
09:17yeah
09:18i shall sing your praises
09:20and you'll live on as a hero
09:22i hereby witness your unwavering conviction
09:26truly splendid lord hanzo
09:29i've heard lord hanzo doesn't have a proper gravesite
09:33then that means
09:35we must find a suitable place for him to rest
09:38hmm
09:40god that was good man
09:42that was very interesting
09:44yeah
09:45we've had hanzo but not a lot
09:47just what we had in there
09:48and like i don't know
09:50we have like really mifune anything
09:52i've liked like the samurai designs and stuff
09:54but nothing's really like grabbed me
09:55but this grabbed me so much
09:57but they gave us a history of both of those characters together
09:59and they gave us a little bit of a history with hanzo
10:01and like the
10:03the backstory
10:04like how he died even
10:05he's just really cool
10:07i love that part
10:09i was gonna say i loved that part when
10:11when hanzo defeats mifune
10:14back in the day
10:15and then through his conviction
10:17he grants him a final request
10:18name it
10:19i just loved that so much
10:21and
10:23and it inspired him to keep him alive
10:25yeah
10:26yeah
10:27there's the respect between enemies
10:29it's such a rare thing
10:31yeah
10:32you know
10:33yeah like there can be an understanding where it's like
10:35i have no ill will against you
10:37but we are soldiers on opposite sides
10:38sure
10:40like there can still be
10:41our goals oppose each other
10:43but that doesn't necessarily mean that we have to
10:45strip every bit of humanity away from each other in order to fight
10:48yeah
10:49you know
10:50yeah i feel like it's represented by both these two and their convictions and
10:54keeping mifune alive and well
10:57not even keeping him alive but giving him a chance to live
10:59he's like you still may be too much poison and you might still die
11:02yeah
11:03but like he gave him that opportunity
11:05kind of remind me of like
11:06Zoro and Mihawk
11:08a little bit
11:09in one piece
11:10sure
11:11yeah
11:12i uh
11:13damn that was good
11:14but like having the idea
11:15like the conversation they were having too
11:17where he's talking kind of down to the samurai
11:19about like who they are
11:20and what they do
11:21and why are you doing fighting on this side
11:23and the idea of peace
11:25and seppuku
11:27and
11:29then
11:30we find the
11:31the sack that he has in him
11:32and stuff too
11:33and he ultimately does that to himself
11:34yeah dude
11:35you know
11:36like he does the samurai method
11:37i don't know
11:38when these undead puppets reclaim their will
11:40it's the best
11:41it really is
11:43it's so good
11:44one giant middle finger to the man
11:47yeah
11:48the coward puppeting from the shadows
11:50yeah
11:51and i love that you can get to them in a way where it's like
11:54oh no they can stop this
11:56ability
11:58this control that they have
12:00and you know
12:01seeing like what about granny
12:02what's gonna happen with her
12:03like she's already
12:04i don't want to read this
12:05i love her
12:06i love her just talking shit the whole time
12:08and giving away the secrets and everything
12:10i love that
12:11i'm not playing possum
12:13yeah
12:14you know that don't you
12:17read it isn't it
12:18i think
12:19yeah
12:20barbara goodson
12:21i think it's who
12:22is the voice of her
12:23yeah
12:24thousand
12:25another thousand yeah
12:26yep
12:27and we got an answer as to why he wears the mask too
12:28which i don't think we ever really covered before
12:29i thought it was interesting like it protects people from me
12:31from his breath
12:32because i can breathe out poison
12:33yeah
12:34but also it protects me
12:35because i could breathe it in myself
12:36if this was to happen
12:37yeah
12:38what a crazy thing to be like
12:39you know what
12:40let's put this sack in him
12:43you know
12:44think that'll work
12:45yeah
12:46let's try it
12:47if they just
12:48got it wrong
12:49and like
12:50if he breathes in his own breath
12:51he just fuck it
12:52we killed
12:53he died in like
12:54like a minute
12:55yeah
12:56that didn't work
12:57i mean it's fucked up to think
12:58but maybe that's what they did with the first kid
13:00maybe
13:01yeah
13:02no i thought it was really cool
13:04i like all the story we got at that
13:05we we still don't have like
13:06there's still granny
13:07there's still kimmy maro
13:08there's
13:09yeah
13:10you know and then that's just
13:11these ones
13:12that's not even like
13:13over at the water
13:14that's not over in the desert plateau area
13:15like
13:16mm-hmm
13:17mm-hmm
13:18what will we learn about the other kage
13:19that are going after
13:20like by gara
13:21you know
13:22right yeah
13:23i really want to see what gara and his dad
13:24yeah gara's dad stuff and whatnot
13:26yeah that's gonna be good
13:27we have uh
13:28don
13:29like is that gonna have anything
13:30with like lady tsunade somehow
13:31or
13:32or someone else
13:33and asuma sensei
13:34yeah that with shikamara will be interesting
13:36that one was just showing up
13:37yeah
13:38there's been a lot of really cool characters
13:39that they've been bringing in
13:40ones that we know and ones that we don't
13:41yeah
13:42and ones that we know a little
13:43yeah
13:44then we're getting some real cool stuff with them too
13:46i like it
13:47so
13:48i don't know
13:49my word is that it's not gonna last long enough
13:51you have to have a conviction aaron
13:53i want one of these episodes
13:54for every one of the people they summoned back
13:55you know what i mean
13:56me too
13:57i know
13:58yeah
13:59i mean i've
14:00i've felt pretty good so far
14:01in terms of like you know
14:02the characters they've focused on
14:03like i wouldn't expect to be like
14:04ah you know what
14:05i want a hanzo
14:06and mifune fight
14:07yeah
14:08that would touch me deeply
14:09i never would have guessed that
14:10sure
14:11sure
14:12that's what i want
14:13i wouldn't have asked for
14:14yeah i wouldn't have asked for it
14:15i'd be like what
14:16don't
14:17don't go to this
14:18show me more granny
14:19or show me like timimaro
14:20because we've had them already you know
14:21like let me see more about them
14:22but no introduce me to the character
14:23i don't really know
14:24i love when the slow pace of naruto works for it
14:26and i can be like ah we got time
14:28yeah
14:30you watch other shows i'm like ah there's not enough time to do everything
14:32yeah
14:33we have so many episodes
14:34have we had an episode where they deal with more than one
14:36like where they banish or seal more than one of them at a time that it wasn't like kinkaro and ginkaro
14:43back with the uh the ones we have uh what's his name who's the puppet guy
14:49kankaro
14:50kankaro
14:52like they captured nadara
14:55yeah
14:56but in that
14:57same episode i think it was or maybe like two episodes whatever we did
14:59we did we also took care of the sai brother oh yeah and saucer saucer like they were all of that
15:06yeah um it didn't feel crowded though i guess no i don't think so yeah we also did have like a
15:13really big arc of dealing with saucer the first time i can understand i cannot hear saucer's name
15:19and not have daydara's voice in my head going saucer my man saucer my man i just have my man
15:25always rings in my head every time i hear his name hey is that reinforcements i'm in here
15:30all right well awesome we have a conviction to continue and we shall awesome guys thank you so
15:41much for watching ship it in with us we will be back next week with another episode but if you
15:45want more right now you can get two every week over at blindwave.com we'll go beyond uh so let's check
15:52i think i don't know how far we are we might be at the end of the war maybe we're just getting
15:55started i don't really know twice the episodes double the following
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