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Gogglebox Ireland (2016) Season 11 Episode 10
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00:00People that hate custard, I'm like you're actually wrong in the head. Custard's the nicest thing going.
00:05Hot or cold. I'll eat that shit with a spoon, cold, like out of the tin.
00:10I love custard. Why is custard anyways?
00:14What in the name of God is going on?
00:17God damn it!
00:18See what I mean?
00:19Oh my God!
00:19I always go for it.
00:21Oh.
00:22What did you do that for?
00:23Why did you touch it, you fool?
00:25Does that look alright?
00:26It's supposed to be like that in my days.
00:30I have a ball doing that.
00:33Are you scared of yourself?
00:34No, I just can't get over this, like.
00:36I love mad shit like this.
00:44In the week when Ireland welcomed a new president to the park, we watched loads of great telly.
00:50Disney Plus showed us a well-known face trying her very best in her latest acting role.
00:56Is this Kim Kardashian's new thing?
00:57Yeah.
00:58Didn't this belong to Elizabeth Taylor?
01:00Like, how could you look at that and say, didn't this belong to Elizabeth Taylor?
01:03Come to daddy.
01:04Oh, no.
01:06RTE1 showed us how a GoFundMe campaign completely changed one person's life.
01:11I've never really liked Glass Patio Doors.
01:13I just have the image in my head that shatter easily, you know?
01:16World security, that's sad.
01:18Six months ago, he was homeless.
01:20And he's looking at plans for his house.
01:24And a mead man was belting out some tunes on Sky Cinema Comedy.
01:28All those happy days, they seem so hard to find.
01:32Oh, get in there, Pierce, you boy.
01:34When you're gone, when you're gone, though I try up and I carry on.
01:39I didn't even know Pierce Brosnan could sing.
01:42Well, he can't really now.
01:43Well, he can't, no, not really.
01:44In Tipperary...
01:51Who gives a fuck about dementia?
01:54Anastasia and her dad, Noel.
01:58They did have better music, though.
01:59They were brilliant times, yeah.
02:00Yeah.
02:02Very funny times.
02:03Yeah.
02:05I'm born in 97, were you?
02:07I was born in 96.
02:08All right.
02:09Come on, like, I'm your firstborn child.
02:12I didn't know him, fucking some kind of an encyclopedia or something.
02:17What age am I?
02:18Huh?
02:18What age am I?
02:20I don't know sure what age you're, 30 of you.
02:22I'm 29, Dad.
02:23Oh, I don't know what I'm doing.
02:24We have this row every year.
02:26You always add a year on to me.
02:29That skin tag is very bad on your eye, do you know that?
02:31I know, I know.
02:32Oh, Jesus.
02:34That's hanging over your eye, actually.
02:35I know, me eyes are sore, yeah.
02:37Me head is sore, everything is sore.
02:38This week, we were gripped by the high-stakes real-life version of a well-known Netflix show.
02:47I love it, Squid Game.
02:50I've never watched it.
02:50It's just the Squid Games.
02:52The Swiss Miss.
02:57What?
02:58Yeah.
02:59Four million?
03:00I'm getting that in trailers.
03:03Players, welcome to Squid Game.
03:06So, this is the real-life version, but obviously, they can't kill them because, you know, HR.
03:12While here, you will compete in games.
03:15All those are contestants.
03:16This test will require two volunteers to step forward.
03:21This is wild.
03:22Why are they acting shocked?
03:23Have they not seen the TV show?
03:25No, I just signed up because I was free on my Tuesday.
03:27Okay, there's two boys gone up.
03:31These are twins, are they?
03:33Looks like it.
03:34All other players must now divide equally into X's and O's.
03:41Oh, I like O.
03:42I like O.
03:43There's two O's in my name.
03:46X's.
03:47All the stuff into the white room.
03:49This just seems a bit laborious.
03:51Like, if I can just go on winning streak and spin a wheel, I'd rather that than doing all this.
03:54This is a bit much.
03:55This is the thing, right?
03:55See, winning streak.
03:56This is all you have to do.
03:57It's Sarah.
03:59Digga, digga, digga, digga, digga, digga, digga, digga.
04:00Spin.
04:01Out of the place.
04:02You've won a car, a house, a holiday, 20 grand.
04:05Shortly, a timer will begin.
04:07When your room believes 456 seconds have elapsed, you must push the button.
04:13Oh, sheesh.
04:14They have to count to 456 seconds and then push the button to lock in the time.
04:18Oh, fuck that.
04:19What's the counting trick?
04:22One caterpillar.
04:23No.
04:24What is it?
04:24What?
04:25We got a nurse back there.
04:26She does the counts.
04:27Wait, when she does the compressions.
04:28Oh, very good.
04:30Bring the nurse.
04:30Is she coming?
04:32One.
04:33You're supposed to do the Bee Gees staying alive.
04:35Like, she's completely wrong.
04:36She's a musician, so he's going to give you a good reference.
04:40I don't think musicians just sit there going, one, two, three, four.
04:42But they don't really go past the number eight.
04:44Your time starts.
04:48Here, try it, John.
04:48Count to ten.
04:49Three, two, one.
04:51Don't kind of lie, David.
04:53One, two, three, four.
04:55Him counting is putting me off.
04:57No.
04:58Nine point eight.
05:00One, two, three, four, five, six.
05:06Seven.
05:07It's damn hard in a second, you know, like.
05:09Yeah, she's all too slow.
05:11Three, one.
05:12Three, two.
05:13Three, three.
05:13Remember I used to make you do that game when we would go out and walks and stuff where I'd
05:16make you try and guess what a minute was?
05:19Yeah, honestly.
05:20And I time you.
05:21So much fun.
05:22Now.
05:22Now.
05:22Now.
05:23Now.
05:23Now.
05:24Now.
05:24Now.
05:25Now.
05:25Now.
05:26Now.
05:26Now.
05:28Now.
05:29Now.
05:31Now.
05:31Now.
05:32Now.
05:32know they all have blood packs on them and it exploded she should be doing a
05:40lot of CPR now in a minute ah I do a whole
05:52player 431 oh he's still alive as you were brave enough to volunteer you will
06:01survive this test oh oh my god so the twin isn't out the twin is still in but your survival comes
06:10at a price what's the price though we watched as player 431 was given an all-or-nothing
06:17challenge to stay in the game I basically have an hour to eliminate three people I have to basically
06:23go up to them and say their number and say good luck in the game oh he has to eliminate three
06:30people that's the prices to pay for it I don't do it yeah then we go have a problem doing anything
06:36like that if it was a game if I tell someone was really getting shot yeah if I can be 23 years old
06:44and give like a big black millions to leukemia research pedantics everyone has a story everyone
06:50has a reason they want it like I would rest agree on for like a week and I take me and all my friends
06:55are we would just party she did look good days would you kill me it's for what money yeah in a show
07:03yeah don't think it'd be worth the headache after it's after filming good boy later we saw a man in a
07:11fancy mask reveal which players were given a death sentence given a test they were presented with a
07:17choice to sacrifice themselves or secretly mark three fellow players for elimination oh your heart
07:28follow your ass wouldn't oh god haha shit Phil oh god it's frightening was I here we go I was kind of
07:41accepting it so as I ever experienced thinking I was getting limited so I can do it again oh what's
07:48your answer why do I want the money yeah because I want to fuck off and travel and not live here
07:54happy you didn't ask me you want to buy a trampoline
08:00in Carlo do you know the way you would say the two of you are probably quite stressed
08:08mates Greg John and Eric I thought this might mellow you out right yeah so this is a Tibetan singing bowl
08:18right so you have to close your eyes and just listen to the nice little sounds and see does it relax you
08:24okay okay okay you ready yeah
08:30I don't like it it's like the angelist or something oh I like it on Wednesday or te1 introduced us to an
08:51Aussie builder with his own way of tackling the housing crisis I'm Harrison Gardner and in this
08:57series I'll meet some brave homeowners who are about to take matters into their own hands learning on
09:03the job on my house build your own I would do it I would definitely do it I think the longest I've
09:15ever lived in a place was Carlo yeah I was on the streets years I stayed away from drugs never committed
09:24any crimes I never went in and robbed food yeah I was still homeless but at the same time I worked
09:30every day for years I just weren't working and not being like being homeless it is crazy like in this
09:37day and age a few months ago Kian was given a lifeline when a group of people found him and set up a go
09:44fund me in the hope they could get him off the streets and into a home sometimes that's all people
09:49need it's just a little dig out isn't it or someone in that corner like you know his story touched a
09:54nerve and donations flooded in which allowed Kian to purchase this derelict cottage in County Sligo oh
10:00my god fair play man fair enough the house is no power it has no plumbing but at the same time it's
10:07mine your roof over your head that's amazing and Kian there's no floor in here did you take this floor
10:13yeah oh no and it seems to have been a the previous person who owned it oh man the amount of work would
10:21it not just be easier to knock the whole thing before we get stuck in I've arranged to meet Maeve who
10:27set up the go fund me that enabled Kian to buy the house I was driving in yeah to Mitch's time and I saw
10:36Kian he's very intense isn't he that fella yeah he's like I'm so interested in what you're saying
10:42and he began to tell us about a place in Sligo that he had looked up on daft and I said we could
10:51start a go fund me and we could get you but you know this place children everyone needs a friend
10:56like Maeve my gosh what a woman she's she's an angel honestly we were hopeful as we saw a group of
11:03volunteers get together to try and fulfill Kian's domestic dream the plan is to take off the pebble
11:09dash that is covering the stone and trapping in moisture I've never seen that much render on the
11:17outside of a building there's six inches of cement render six inches that's serious what six inches
11:24about that as Kian met an architect to plan his future we saw him struggle to let go of his past
11:37six months ago he was homeless and he's looking at plans for his house I've never really liked glass patio
11:44doors well I just had the image we had to shatter easily you know well security that's that said
11:50ah bless him because after being homeless for that long you would be worried about safety you know
11:55of course you would yeah it's just a reminder of how different his experience has been to mine and to
12:01most people who are building a house right now it's because he was on the streets so long that's
12:04his reality over the next few weeks several companies who have heard Kian's story generously donate their
12:11time and services from the outset Kian's needs were modest he simply wanted a place to feel safe and
12:23secure oh my god oh my god that is gorgeous the once dark cottage is now filled with natural light
12:37coming in from all directions an air fryer yes it is chap never had a bed now he's an air fryer you used
12:44to have a mantra when you're living on the streets right yeah what was it house job wife live normal life
12:51it's all about having the gold you know yeah no you need the wife that's in the pipeline but let the
12:59man breathe my god book delivery sponsors Google box Ireland book delivery sponsors Google box Ireland
13:21in the liberties I got brought to see dead people friends Tracy and Anita oh I recognize that name
13:33that woman let's go and have a look and see do I recognize and you'll be right there someone in a
13:37coffin like that yeah it's a beautiful corpse beautiful oh she looks like beautiful beautiful
13:44let me see that me Nana used to say give them a kiss you won't have a nightmare if you give them a kiss
13:49I wouldn't have a nightmare if you didn't bring me in the fourth place Nana this week we logged on to
13:55Disney Plus as the world's most talked about show introduced us to a familiar face all's fair
14:0311 more 11 more oh my god is this Kim Kardashian's new thing yeah oh is it oh this is the new show
14:17she's in and she plays a lawyer in it or something oh wait she's acting in the show we saw a woman named
14:23Elora Grant get ready for dinner with her husband Chase what the fuck's all the fenders what he forgot
14:29their anniversary hi stared directly at her boobs yeah you're late oh shit he looks like something
14:39that mills and boom doesn't he we're not giving you this this morning oh my god oh my god it's
14:51Tiffany ring didn't this belong to Elizabeth Taylor how the fuck would you know that from looking at
14:56that like happy anniversary baby come to daddy oh no if they don't eat the dinner I'm gonna be so
15:07nice see when someone gets a lovely dinner man for them and they don't eat it pisses me off have sex
15:11after dinner the show gave us a glimpse into Elora's work life as she discussed a new case at her all
15:17female law firm Milan you're still taking the bar this spring yes okay sit in you're one of the
15:22girls be condescending okay Grace Henry she moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming an actress
15:30she's a good actress too yeah what is she doing putting her fucking name to this I know prenup like
15:35a straitjacket I wouldn't sign a prenup would you I'd say no babe we're supposed to be together
15:41forever why are you even thinking about that you're gorgeous oh it's not this is not okay I can still
15:51smell you on me we watched as a group of very important women walk to their very important
15:57meeting two hundred and ten million dollars Elora your client signed a prenuptial agreement she is
16:05not entitled to anything I could have written this one that's why you know it's right Emerald
16:11oh telly coming out of the ceiling so what could you ladies possibly have on me that I haven't seen
16:20before you're right there's nothing here that you haven't seen before there's nothing here you
16:27haven't seen before this for example oh god here it is next to a traffic cone oh the fuck you
16:42won't not open it Grace you might want to look away for this next one wait are we trying to sham this
16:51man I think we're shaming him this is mr. Lionel and full fantastic fetish mode dressed as a filthy
17:00piggy piggy piggy those people under him are suckling his piggly wiggly titties oh please show us kissy kissy
17:10fisty fisty what I'm going to do is file an official report to the state bar and to the attorney general's
17:18office no one's reporting anything to anyone anywhere Lionel let's go he wants to get back to being a
17:23piggly wiggly love and war you chose war and we won it who in her life won't tell her no later the show
17:33gave us a little look at a Laura's husband's life oh oh fuck sick she's banging your husband girl
17:45I think she knows oh stop it oh that oh yeah oh my oh whoever wrote this needs to go to jail
17:59the whole thing is like soft porn lads it's weird especially when your dad's like really why I do
18:11think I haven't believed in Cork do you know what I don't get as well with boys Dale and her wife Dawn
18:22boys be wearing belts you know around their waist and but is it that they don't tighten them or what
18:29that's the crack literally it's just fashion no but because they bend over or whatever they'd be
18:34like squatting down to do something and I'm like I can see your starfish why are you asking me I'm not
18:40a boy I know boys are mank like would they not be afraid in case they didn't wait properly and in
18:46Limerick Eva is away this week you're going to call the dog where is he the boys are home with James's
18:54partner Louise he won't come to you he only comes to my mother that's not true he loves me yeah he does
19:02I'm his favorite he's a bit of a ladies man no to be fair on Friday a new BBC one Northern Ireland
19:08series gave us a lesser-seen look at a well-known workplace farming is the most dangerous profession
19:14in the UK this this program follows the emergency services I wasn't entirely convinced the outcome
19:24was gonna be brilliant great the way they respond isn't it I'm Steph McGovern and this is farm 999
19:30this is a bit of off snow when we were younger the stupid things we used to do on farms like you could
19:37go into a field with a ball and then you'd see how close you can get to the ball and then run away from
19:41as quick as you could in the program we found out what happened to a man named Jonathan I was taking
19:49straw from one trailer and putting it onto the lorry that was going to carry it the rest of the
19:53journey the lad who works for us he was taking the straps off the straw and I knew I was under
19:58pressure so I thought right I'll jump off and give Marcus a hand as well it's gonna topple is it as
20:03Jonathan was standing between the forklift and the trailer oh shit look it's rolling forward it rolled
20:10forward and impaled him oh my god ah yes and I just put my hand down here and the spike had come
20:19right out through why are you smiling and talking about that I immediately run outside I looked down
20:26and I could see that it was impaled oh my god imagine seeing the spike coming out through your husband
20:33have you ever seen that no not impalement I was standing with my hand over the spike and she says
20:40what's happened what's happened and then I just took my hand away she actually just dropped her knees
20:46now thank god there was CCTV right tell you why she'd have been blind for the unatomment I mean
20:52within 25 minutes of the 999 call the emergency services including the air ambulance crew had arrived
21:00we hear the helicopter here a lot don't we scares you when we turned around the corner and first set
21:07eyes on Jonathan uh I honestly took a few seconds to compute what I was seeing if I was a paramedic
21:14like that like I'd come to the scene and go oh fuck no you just fainted oh yeah to be able to get him to
21:21hospital they needed to get him off the forklift without moving the time from his torso I wonder did
21:28they cut it off cut the spike off the machine if that doesn't kill you the infection so what'd he
21:34do I suggested then we get the angle grinder from the workshop he's impaled on the thing and he's
21:39literally lads there's an angle grinder in the workshop if you want to grab that like what the
21:43next problem is he's up beside a load of dry straw don't set fire to the straw I'm gonna burn
21:48oh Jesus yeah obviously I was just concerned when we spoke about the heat you know but it was no time
21:55at all till the the spike cut with the angle grinder so oh thank Christ but Jonathan's troubles were far
22:02from over he still had to make the one-hour trip to a specialist major trauma center oh my god look you
22:09can see it coming out of him I'm lying that way well because he couldn't lie on his back and he couldn't
22:15lie on his front no to be lying sideways the journey to hospital was excruciating oh sure the bumps on
22:21the road and as we went round the roundabouts that's when it hurt the most when the spike was actually
22:26rubbing to the side oh my god could you imagine it touching off your ribcage and stuff oh yeah like
22:34yeah after seven hours in the operating theater the spike was removed Wendy spoke to the surgeon
22:45straight after the surgery he said Jonathan is alive and Jonathan is the luckiest man I have ever had
22:52on my table what I'd say he brings that everywhere with him now oh yeah that's his lucky spike class
23:00character over the moon never happier Jesus Christ do you know what farmers are the hardiest bastards
23:09I've ever seen in my life chap was probably back to work within two days I'd say book delivery sponsors
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23:30in Betty's town if you're trying to find a socket in the dark if you close your eyes you find it easier
23:37Connor and his sister Emma apparently if you close your eyes you're able to find it that's stupid yeah
23:44I haven't tested it yet so I can't say if it's true or false I'm not here to say if it's true or false
23:49it's just I've heard it through the grapevine but surely that would make it it's the same is it not
23:53but maybe when your eyes are closed you're not thinking about it too much you're not mentally in the
23:57zone and then you forget about the task of hand and then you find it easier no it's been too many
24:06times I've accidentally stuck me finger in the socket on Thursday night BBC one brought us back
24:11to a Scottish castle for the long-awaited finale of this 19 celebrity players arrived at this Scottish
24:19castle to play the ultimate murder mystery who's hey who's he I don't know the oh they are do you
24:25think I give a shit this is the celebrity traitors I hope the traitor wins even in like less like
24:35horror movies I always wanted just a villain to win in the show we saw besties and allies Nick and
24:41Joe chat about how they could collectively catch the remaining traitors I've been thinking all night
24:47how we play this out this fella knows what's up he is the best player in a boy a mile let him cook the
24:55only way I'm ending the game hmm is if I'm in the final two with you hmm so they've got a sauce then
25:02it's sharp as a pin oh yeah and Nick they're just they're brilliant to be fair I need to keep Alan and
25:08look out inside so they don't see it coming and then we pull the rug from under their feet later the
25:19show took us back to the round room to see if the last remaining traitor Alan could fool his fellow
25:24players one final time are you all faithful or if they're still traitors among you if that was me I
25:33would have butterflies in the stomach what it plays I'd be running to the toilet so red bag means go
25:38again all right you know in the game yeah Alan we will start with you Helen's looking nervous oh yeah
25:50good man good good idea then that makes him look really innocent then Alan who do you believe should
25:57be banished and why I think it's Joe Joe yes and I put two and two together and I think he's the
26:07traitor we're two and two together and I got Joe I was convinced that Nick and David were faithfuls
26:14so that left one I've gone for Alan it's a tense finale oh this is why I love TV and for the final vote
26:24Nick if they vote Alan they win oh fuck little Nick it's up to him Nick's been with Joe the whole way
26:35through you can't girlfriend Joe oh oh he's pissed you've been hoodwinked so Joe has been banished only
26:55three of you remain so if they end it and there's a traitor there the traitor wins Alan let's see what
27:02you have chosen to do end the game or banish again yes Nick this is the last pouch I bet you Nick will
27:17throw a redden there's no way he's had Alan on his tongue for the last second three episodes I'm telling
27:22you the treatment for John I think he's gone I think the traitor's I'll go daddy on this one yeah
27:32Alan are you a faithful or are you a traitor I am and have always been
27:47a traitor oh yeah oh lads this is some telly brilliant this is savage Alan you have won the game
28:06congratulations yeah ah boys sorry but why is he crying it's only a game because he had to lock
28:16all that in it's probably it was probably a lot for Malik's no you don't wind up to make friends
28:21but at the same time you're doing no no you don't but it's hard to let someone down like that as well
28:25though hard to be that callous about any kind of a heart yeah because like they obviously went in for
28:29the money they've all got a story it's fucking should be in Donegal look what I got Barbara and
28:40her sister Janet oh geez did you find them I didn't find them Barbara fell asleep in the hospital and
28:47there they were I tell you went in for a check they came up I've got a resurrection they were down near
28:52my belly button I woke up and there they were out in front that's the beauty of steroids and they're up
28:58here and out and I'm flaunting them we have a party to go to Friday night bring it on on Thursday
29:06a new RTE one show gave us a behind-the-scenes look at one of the country's best-loved sports the
29:12all-ireland championship I loved come okay Jesus I loved it very pinnacle of our gaelic games and
29:18winning one is the dream of every player under 13 ground hurling champion you were in your yeah I was
29:26you were in your hoop loud do you know that they play hurling in Uganda I saw I saw kids playing it
29:36too I was shocked the documentary gave us the inside track on the debate that overshadowed this year's
29:42camogie championship and the dispute over the controversial skirt short hybrid attire known as
29:48the scored is about to erupt with such an unnecessary scandal it was so stupid there are shorts underneath
29:56no they're like pants underneath the GPA brought out a report which highlighted 83 percent of the
30:01players playing senior inter-county camogie would prefer to have the choice to wear shorts that gave
30:04us a renewed frustration of the fact that we're still not being given the option to wear shorts
30:08that's that's crazy that is ridiculous some hassle about this oh yeah watch what happens watch what
30:16happens both teams unanimously agree to wear shorts and if the game goes ahead it will be a first for
30:22the sport I was so proud yeah they actually all stood together but when the two captains meet the
30:27referee for the pre-match coin toss he tells them the match will not go ahead unless they change from
30:33their shorts into scores tell him to fuck off yeah go and get somebody else I'll referee and then at
30:39that stage we didn't want to risk losing the opportunity to play a match that we've been
30:42working for months and really years to play you know it really annoyed me as well the amount of
30:47lads being like just put on the scores I'm like why don't you put him on he technically the ref did
30:51no wrong because it's in the rule book yeah this brief moment on a club pitch in West Dublin is
30:56about to have significant reverberations like obviously the girls are training their bollocks off and
31:02giving up massive amount of time yeah and then all people are talking about is can they fucking
31:07wear shorts or not we were introduced to Dubliner Aisling who became a face of the players campaign
31:13good morning to you both Aisling listen let's start off with you we're not being heard we're not being
31:17listened to they're off developing a better sport when we want the option of wearing shorts she spoke
31:22very well actually yeah I just cannot believe there was a need for such commentary on a piece of
31:27clothing because I know how much the game has given me I want other young girls to have that experience
31:37like when I started playing camoge there wasn't anybody to go up to because camoge wasn't ever
31:42promoted wasn't televised wasn't talked about it was just boys boys boys gaga gaga there was no
31:49camoge team in my time when I first started playing I played boys if girls want to wear the
31:52skirts or if girls want to wear the shorts we're trying to just have that balance I suppose and
31:56just to be a bit have a bit more security you know if you're on your time of the month and stuff
32:01like that and it's fact she even has to explain that it's fucking disgrace like for me personally
32:06as a sportswoman being on your period it is hard yeah it is hard to play you have such a fear that
32:11you're gonna look down and I have destroyed experience and say stuff myself good evening to you the
32:17camoge association will hold a special Congress oh Congress like my on a pair of shorts like a vote
32:23will be then taken on whether or not to allow shorts to become part of the official kit for
32:28the sport it wouldn't happen in men's no they'd be like here go on play it the last bastion to hold
32:33these silly regulations against women for Christ's sakes and finally some breaking news
32:40vote-wise it was 98% to 2% 98% to 2% it's a landslide who are the 2% I need to meet the 2%
32:52because if all the lads came out and squirts in solidarity come out with no shorts then
32:57Mickey's all over the place
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33:16in Mulhuddert you know the way you said your nanny's shoe is the best shoe
33:27yeah Sophie her sister Chloe and their best friend Caleb I feel like every family has a specific
33:35way they make stew ours is actually very controversial and people go mad when we
33:39tell them but we put sausages in our stew oh yeah yeah you know most people only put
33:44sausages in coddle like we love sausages in our stew and whenever like if I go
33:49somewhere else and like they don't have sausages I'm like kind of sad because a lot
33:53of people don't actually put sausages in our stew
33:54I don't like sausages in a coddle though because you know like now nanny gets the skinless ones
34:01would you ever go out to someone's house and they have the skin ones and yeah it's
34:05like you're sucking a loader I was that weirdo as a kid
34:08what are you laughing at? I just fart
34:14on Sunday a familiar voice invited us into his kingdom on BBC one this is Nsefu in the heart of Zambia yes it is David Attenborough he's a mad bitch still working at age 100 here for five years we've been following the remarkable story of four rival families I have so many questions when it comes to these shows how are they feeling?
34:21how are they filmed? camera they're all striving to make this place a home
34:27oh look at the baby
34:33if you were an animal in the safari what would you be?
34:36if you were an animal in the safari what would you be?
34:40oh we said I'd be a lion but I actually think I'm more of a like hippo
34:47literally I was about to say
34:50they thought there was a lion in Nimerick or something they had photos of it
34:54yeah it was someone shaped her dog like this
35:12this is Olimba
35:14Olimba in Luganda means you're lying
35:17she has a son and a mother
35:19son and a daughter. They are super cute at a distance. The first critical lesson for
35:24her cubs is what is safe and what and who should be avoided.
35:33Ah! I don't know if it was a rock. What's that? You. Is that Ibble? Yeah.
35:40Olympus' son Moyo... They have names? ...is bold.
35:46This fella is not one bit worried about grub at all.
35:50People are an apex predator. Yeah, they kill loads of people over half of you, don't they?
35:58Yeah. No, don't eat the cub. That is a threat.
36:04You're not going to beat them lads. No way. They'd sit on you and you'll be dead.
36:09But there is another danger and a limber has no idea that it's coming.
36:15They'd have you in the water and they'd have you on foot. So it would be up to whether
36:19you could beat them on the bike or not. We watched through our fingers as Olimba gave
36:25her cubs a crash course in surviving the wild.
36:31Oh, no! You got him, boy. Oh, my God. He got him by the head.
36:37Oh, my God. Oh.
36:41Eatin' the arse first. Dirty bastard.
36:45But, they have company.
36:57junger. Moojubs awe. They're so ugly. I hate hyenas. Every time.
36:59They are some rats though. Imagine you doing all the work and then just getting it just taken off you.
37:05That's what a tax man does, Kev.
37:07He and his mother start to work together.
37:10Doug, could they not just share it?
37:13This is getting dangerous.
37:19What? Will you stop it?
37:22Doug works with the baby!
37:24The distance from both youngster and mother tips the balance.
37:30This is like when you accidentally took both of our lunches to work.
37:34Maya's risk-taking has led to success.
37:39Like, how do they know their names?
37:41Are they just making them up?
37:43They just named them.
37:44Yeah, they named them.
37:45Yeah, but...
37:47What do you think they just had names?
37:49The tiger's going up our hair.
37:51I'm a lemme.
37:56In Dundalk.
37:57When you were younger, did you have, like, an imaginary friend?
38:00No.
38:01I remember when I lost my imagination.
38:03I remember that day, if you want to talk about that.
38:06David and his wife, Sarah.
38:08I was sitting in my granny's house and I was playing with the other little green army men.
38:13Yeah.
38:14And then I had wrestlers and it was the wrestlers versus the green army men on the castle.
38:17Yeah.
38:18And I got to a point where we were getting to the point where the green army men were attacking us.
38:21We were trying to stave them, like, get them off.
38:23And the Undertaker was taking about three of them out.
38:25Yeah.
38:26And then at one point I just go, this isn't realistic.
38:28I never played with my Undertaker again.
38:30And I went in, sat down and just watched Coronation Street with Caden for the rest of the evening.
38:35On Wednesday, Sky Cinema Comedy invited us to a nice island wedding.
38:40I have a dream.
38:41Oh!
38:42Best movie ever fucking made.
38:43Do you actually like this film?
38:44I fucking love it.
38:45She's ABBA obsessed.
38:46I fucking love it.
38:47Hey, so am I.
38:48I listen to ABBA while playing Fortnite.
38:49Yeah.
38:50Yeah.
38:51That was your little secret, was it?
38:52Oh my God.
38:53I'm telling your friends.
38:54Harry Bright.
38:55I have never, ever got ABBA.
38:56I should have asked you that before we got married and I would have stayed myself.
38:59Oh, would you look at them.
39:00Oh.
39:01Mamma Mia.
39:02Here I go again.
39:03You went to see it with your mum.
39:04I did.
39:05And she stood up at the end of it and clicked on it.
39:06And she said, oh my God.
39:07Oh my God.
39:08Oh my God.
39:09Oh my God.
39:10Oh my God.
39:11Oh my God.
39:12Oh my God.
39:13Oh my God.
39:14Oh my God.
39:15Oh my God.
39:16Oh my God.
39:17Oh my God.
39:18Oh my God.
39:19Oh my God.
39:20Oh my God.
39:21Oh my God.
39:22Oh my God.
39:23Stood up at the end of it and clapped.
39:24We watched in anticipation as three VIP guests arrived for Sophie's wedding.
39:30May I help you?
39:31Sure.
39:32We're here for the wedding.
39:33She's invited all of her dads from her mum's diary.
39:36But she doesn't know which one is her actual dad.
39:38My mum was with all three of them when she was a teenager.
39:41Oh, she was a life lousy.
39:43Would you mind if we see our rooms before we see your mother?
39:46Sure.
39:47The mother doesn't realise that they're here.
39:49Oh yeah.
39:50Trust me that you will not tell anybody that I invited you.
39:53Okay?
39:54Promise?
39:55But you got it, baby.
39:56I went to see this three times in a cinema when I came in.
39:59And what age were you?
40:00Ten.
40:01You are deeply disturbed.
40:02You are deeply disturbed.
40:03Otherwise you are deeply disturbed.
40:04You are deeply disturbed.
40:05Oooh, back in the day, Bill!
40:13What is your name?
40:14Great looking man.
40:17Whoa, back in the day
40:28Great-looking man
40:47Whoa, whoa, never have meddled down as a singer, would you?
40:57Meryl can do anything
41:03Well, that was probably one of the last positions, the last time you saw them
41:09I don't know why they're here
41:11And I have brought this all on myself because I was a stupid, reckless little slut
41:16Slut
41:17Slut
41:18She was asleep around, lost and found
41:20Now, whatever happened to our Donna? Life and soul of the party
41:25Oh no, I think we're going to have to discuss this through another song
41:29You can dance, you can die
41:34Having the time of your life
41:38Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene
41:43Digging the dancing queen
41:46Watch that
41:47Just do it once
41:48No, it's not in the bed that I wanted
41:58Zombie virus or something going around for us all that
42:00Shhh
42:01With the wedding drawing closer
42:03We saw tensions ramping up
42:05Yes! God!
42:06Sophie!
42:07Oh, you just, you have no idea
42:09You never had a wedding
42:11You never did the marriage and babies thing
42:13You just did the baby thing
42:14Well, good for you
42:15You know, I don't
42:16Yeah, like the ma's pure
42:17Like, I've after giving up my whole life for you as a single mother
42:19And now I'm putting on this wedding that I obviously can't afford
42:21And yet you're like
42:22No, I want these fellas who I've never met in my whole life
42:24To give me away because they're legally my dad
42:26Like, babes, no
42:27It's the woman who fucking brought you up
42:29She's the one that should be giving you away
42:30You're very passionate about Mama Mia
42:32I see you kept my bagpipes
42:36Halloween's over, period
42:38Put those white trousers away
42:40Do you know what the real drum scare is? His singing
42:42You know, every morning I get up and I thank God
42:44That I don't have some middle-aged menopausal man
42:46Telling me how to run my life
42:48Well, I'll tell you one thing, Bish
42:50You've never done silicone before anyway, but that carry on
42:52Oh God, Pierce Brosnan doesn't sing this, does he?
42:54Does he sing songs?
42:56I don't think so
42:58Where are those happy days?
43:00They seem so hard to find
43:02Oh, get in there, Pierce, ya boya!
43:04Oh God, why is he singing?
43:06Yeah, it's terrible
43:07It's gonna have a song he's apt to sing
43:08The first time she's seen me in years
43:10The love you gave me
43:12Nothing else can save me
43:14Oh, so happy
43:16When does that have cream cake?
43:18When you're gone
43:20When you're gone
43:21Don't try
43:22Even try to go
43:24He sounds really angry or something
43:26When you're gone
43:28When you're gone
43:29Don't try
43:30Don't try
43:31Don't try
43:32Don't try
43:33Fucking ridiculous
43:35I've always wanted to do that
43:37When you're gone
43:38How can I even go on?
43:40Oh, I'll go on, alright
43:41Later, we donned our glad rags as the big day finally arrived
43:45We're all here together in this glory
43:48And welcome to Sophie's dad
43:51If you'd done this on my wedding day, ma, I'd be upright
43:54You'd never see a grandkid
43:55You know who your father is
43:56You know who your father is
43:57Sky, let's just not get married yet
43:59Wedding off
44:00Wedding off
44:01Wedding off
44:02I love you
44:03Tramblin'
44:04Okay
44:06Fuck
44:07Hang on
44:12Why waste a good wedding?
44:13Yeah, might as well
44:18Come on, Donna
44:19They've just completely ruined this wedding
44:21And now they're making it about themselves
44:22And I feel another song is coming along
44:25Ah, sure, look
44:29That's one of those songs where you'd have to go like that
44:31I can conceal it
44:34Ha, ha, ha
44:36He's fucking joking
44:38I would say
44:39No
44:40No
44:41No
44:42No
44:43Say I do
44:45I do
44:46I do
44:47I do
44:48I do
44:49No
44:50Well, somebody may as well get mine, let's be honest
44:52Oh, fuck
44:53I do
44:54I do
44:55I do
44:56I do
44:57I didn't
44:58I do
44:59I do
45:00Oh, Pierce, you still got it
45:02Come on, how can you just watch Mamma Mia and not end up like singing and dancing along?
45:06What is wrong with you people?
45:08I was...
45:09Puttrail enough, I had a ground blade now
45:12It's all repeating itself
45:19I was fick36
45:21I would be treated and you won the world
45:22The crush of the boys
45:23Look at theepzeigtstoute
45:26Look at the bleeding's clinic
45:27Oh, my God
45:28I'm overpated and getting the hobnailed boots like them as well
45:35I'm such a stan of this, like I literally went to Sweden to go to the ABBA museum and
45:46they had pieces from the movie on in the museum and you got to like pose in them. There's
45:51photos of me in the little truck and everything. You showed me the photos. I was like this
45:55woman is deeply unwell. Leila's lost her spark, Sam's lost control and Dymphna, well she's
46:03just plain lost. It's a busy day for the Amines in the series finale of Faithless.
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