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00:00Thank you for listening.
00:30You look like death warmed up.
00:40I couldn't sleep with...
00:42Me neither.
00:43Your mind starts to make up all sorts.
00:47We just need to keep ahead.
00:50It's difficult, Roisin, when it...
00:52I can, but surely if somebody overheard us, they would have reported it by now.
01:00Oh, my God.
01:02Morning.
01:09Morning.
01:16You need to work on your poker face.
01:20You kidding me?
01:21I'm lynched.
01:22You levitate.
01:24The base need a break.
01:29It's just another day.
01:31Just another day.
01:39There you go.
01:41Thanks.
01:42Hey, thanks again for looking after Teddy today.
01:46No trouble.
01:47You man me later like a light.
01:52Hey.
01:55You okay, sweetheart?
01:57I'm fine.
01:59You used to be a better fooper than that.
02:02I'm just tired.
02:05Are you sure that's it?
02:09I don't know what's wrong with me.
02:12What?
02:14What do you feel?
02:17I feel like I'm a failure.
02:19Oh, Amber...
02:20No, why would you say that?
02:22Well, he's my son, and I'm the only one who can't settle him.
02:27I mean, Dad being the teddy whisperer is one thing,
02:31but he's happier with anyone but me.
02:35Oh, come on now.
02:39Even Alice and Malice can put him to sleep, Mum.
02:41Yeah, but you said that lassie could put anybody to sleep.
02:44I'm sorry, but who are we talking about?
02:46Don't know school, pal.
02:48So sweet she gives me duty.
02:49Right, listen to me.
02:54You are not a failure.
02:56These feelings are completely normal, I promise you.
03:00And it'll change.
03:02I mean, time away to yourself often helps.
03:05Go do something that's just for you today.
03:08You're more than a mother.
03:11Sometimes we need to remember that.
03:14Thanks, Mum.
03:15And Dad.
03:16No.
03:16There you are.
03:31Have you looked all over for you?
03:33I just wanted a wee break.
03:36Just get some quiet.
03:37Yeah, me too.
03:39Oh, God.
03:40I'm so worried about Druma.
03:41Yeah.
03:42Are you listening to me?
03:53Eh?
03:53Sorry.
03:55What's Drew done now?
03:56No, it's this new idea of his.
03:59The running club.
04:01Aye, so he can make some cash and save up.
04:04It's the first session of the day and I just hope it goes good, you know.
04:07Oh, he deserves it after everything he's been through.
04:10But you want to see how he's all laid it all out, ma.
04:13Bespoke fitness plans and tailored fitness routes and he's even got a business plan put
04:18together, crunched all the numbers.
04:20Oh, that's great.
04:20But, um, we'll have had a look at those numbers and a pine the sky unless he gets a ton of runners
04:27to sign up.
04:28Well, sometimes things just don't work out, eh?
04:31What?
04:33Just saying.
04:35Sometimes life has other plans and there's nothing you can do about it.
04:39What are you on about him?
04:41This has to work.
04:43Look, Drew can't take another knock.
04:50Are you all right?
04:52I am fine.
04:53Well, you could have fooled me.
04:54Oh, I just needed some quiet Caitlin.
04:58Done in the day.
05:01Right, well, I'll leave you in peace then.
05:16Your daughter is at it.
05:18Oh, where is she?
05:19Exactly.
05:21She's called in sick for her afternoon shift again.
05:24Right, right.
05:24Total nonsense.
05:25Well, you're her manager, so manager.
05:28Hi.
05:29She's impossible.
05:30And we all know where she gets happy.
05:32Her father.
05:34HR 101.
05:36You can't illegally or ethically accuse somebody of pulling a sickie without proof.
05:41So go to her there and get some.
05:43What?
05:44You're the one that's upset her.
05:46Says you were so rude that it loaded her immune system into catching the lurkey.
05:49Oh, for only sake.
05:50Right, and she's upsetting you too.
05:52For no sticking up for her against the big bad wolf of Montego Street here.
05:56Maybe you could be the bigger person and apologise.
06:00Just to keep the peace.
06:01I mean, you were a bit unappreciative.
06:05Rachine.
06:06I'll think about it.
06:08I'd like to be there for that.
06:09I'm going to wait to stick the kettle on.
06:10I need a word.
06:15Oh, come on.
06:16Just forgive.
06:18Keep the receipt, if you know what I mean.
06:19And drive it.
06:25Okay.
06:27Let's, er, go into the office.
06:29I'm just worried it'll fail before it's even started, you know.
06:37Is Drew worried?
06:38Oh, no, he's all hyped up.
06:39Thinking it'll take off and then that'll be him on his way.
06:42That's good.
06:43He's thinking positively.
06:44Which means that he's got further to fall if he's disappointed.
06:47I mean, who signs up for a running club in November?
06:50Plenty of people.
06:52I think it's a brilliant idea.
06:53Especially if his long-term goal is building a personal training business.
06:56An outdoor running club means free marketing.
07:01Well, free's my favourite place, but you've lost me.
07:04Picture it.
07:05You see a charismatic, fit young man, an ex-athlete,
07:08leading a troop of jolly joggers behind him.
07:11Yeah, what a piece of that.
07:12I bet he's only got one sign-up, Chris.
07:14That's not a trip.
07:15That's not even a huddle.
07:16Let's fix it, then.
07:18We've got a captive audience here.
07:19We just need to make sure that first run is busy.
07:22We?
07:23I could sell sand at Bondi Beach, Caitlin.
07:26This is a no-brainer.
07:27Drew is offering expert advice for a fraction of the cost.
07:31What's not to like?
07:33Do you know what?
07:33You're right.
07:34Andy's trained at all they pro clubs.
07:36I hear you have your Fitbit begging for mercy.
07:39Now we're talking.
07:40I promise you, we'll have a full sign-up list by the end of the day.
07:44All right.
07:44Sign a petition to save the oyster?
07:56Sure.
07:56I tried that contact of yours at the council.
08:01It was a closed door again, unfortunately.
08:03That's frustrating.
08:04I'm sorry.
08:05It's all good.
08:06It inspired me to take matters into my own hands.
08:09Just need to get more of the community on side.
08:12I don't think people will realise what will happen to the oyster when Harlan takes over.
08:18They'll rip the guts out the place.
08:20Strip the iconic facade and the bronze backings in the booths.
08:23That's, uh, some speech.
08:26You're the first person to hear the whole of it.
08:28And actually, those bronze backings are over a hundred years old.
08:32We can totally use that.
08:34Another reason we have to stop planning permission being granted.
08:37That's what the petition calls for.
08:39Well, good for you.
08:41It's not really though, is it?
08:43Good.
08:44I mean, you're my second signature.
08:46Well, it's for a good cause, you know, and you've just got to keep at it.
08:50Right.
08:50Again, I'm sorry I couldn't help.
08:54No, of course.
08:56I get it.
08:57And you have helped by signing this.
09:02I've started a petition to save...
09:04You could just pretend that you're signing for a package.
09:08No questions asked.
09:09I know what you did.
09:16This is bad.
09:19This is really bad.
09:22What do you think they want?
09:24They've not gone to the police yet, so that's a good thing, isn't it?
09:27I don't know, Ken.
09:29But you're right.
09:31It's a threat without an ask.
09:33One line.
09:38This is not some random.
09:41They're saying enough just to rot on us.
09:45Wait.
09:46Are you saying this is personal?
09:48Aye.
09:50The one is to stew, to suffer, to panic.
09:53Oh.
09:55I feel like I'm going to be sick.
09:56We need to keep it together.
09:58Think.
09:58Oh, my God.
10:02You don't think it's one of Harry's?
10:05He'll have eyes and ears everywhere.
10:07And he knows how I felt about him preying on Emma.
10:11Emma?
10:12I know.
10:14And she refuses to speak about how they ended things.
10:18It's Emma.
10:21What?
10:23No.
10:23Aye.
10:25Your daughter did this.
10:26Yes.
10:28Hi, Chris.
10:34What are you having, Eddie?
10:35Eh, nothing thanks, mate.
10:36I'm not here.
10:37What's Mags about?
10:39Sir.
10:42All right, fella.
10:45Hey.
10:46Eddie.
10:47Where's Maggie Mae hiding?
10:49What?
10:50Talking about the boss lady.
10:52She hasn't been answering her phone.
10:53Um, we had an emergency call from another client.
11:00A cleaning emergency?
11:01Yeah.
11:02Oh, it sounded rank.
11:05You don't want to know.
11:07Ha-ha.
11:10Okay.
11:10Well, when she gets back and you're asking to give us a bell?
11:14Sure.
11:15No problem.
11:15Go ahead.
11:19See you later.
11:26What was that all about?
11:28Nothing.
11:29Maggie.
11:30Mind your business, Dean.
11:31You need to listen to me.
11:38You're losing it.
11:39I'm the only sane one in this circus.
11:42There is no way Emma would do this.
11:45Think about it.
11:46A door slams.
11:47We route in the street.
11:49Next minute, the only person we see is Emma.
11:52Coming back from lunch.
11:54The letter was addressed to Roisin McIntyre.
11:58This is somebody that has it in for me.
12:01If Emma overheard us, she would come and speak to me to make sure what she heard was right.
12:05She's had anyone go and beef with me Jillian.
12:07Get a wee tiff, that's all.
12:10She threatened me.
12:12What?
12:13She said she could make my life very difficult if she wanted to.
12:17Not like this.
12:18She wouldn't do this.
12:19You've said it countless times yourself.
12:21The girl cannot be trusted.
12:24She's a liar.
12:25Careful.
12:26That is my daughter you're bashing.
12:30Your daughter is a wannabe gangsta's wife.
12:33Pulling sickies.
12:34Cause she'd rather be a kept woman than work like the rest of us.
12:39She'll be missing the money, won't you?
12:41She's done this first to scare me.
12:44Next thing she'll be demanding hush money.
12:46She's wild.
12:48You care what she's capable of.
12:51Maybe.
12:55Well, there's only one might to find out.
12:59I need to be careful.
13:02You start going around throwing accusations and we're wrong.
13:07We'll shine a spotlight on a secret we're battling to keep.
13:11What do you suggest?
13:14Subtlety.
13:16Name a strong point.
13:19Then let me handle it.
13:20Fine.
13:21You talk a lead.
13:23But we need to nip this in the bud.
13:26And soon.
13:30You ready to sign on the dotted line?
13:33It'll be a mother and daughter challenge.
13:35Go on then.
13:36Aye, a wee mother and daughter challenge, eh?
13:38You two better be careful you don't fall out before Christmas.
13:40What's that meant to mean?
13:44Erm, nothing.
13:45Well, it just meant that everybody falls out of Christmas, didn't they?
13:48So we're no capable of joining your son's precious club out acting like Wayne's and falling out?
13:53Oh, I didn't mean that.
13:54I just...
13:54Here, you know, I was thinking.
13:56Let's support Drew.
13:57Help the boy out, despite his ma.
13:59But see now.
13:59I don't think I'll bother.
14:01Oh, come on, Scarlet.
14:02You've misunderstood.
14:03Oh.
14:04Now he pipes up.
14:05You better watch yourself, Caitlin.
14:06Or the only running Drew will be doing is running away for your sword face, ma.
14:10Come on, Kelly.
14:13Wow.
14:14That was impressive.
14:16You just lost Drew and the ship two paying customers and landed me in it at the same time.
14:20I did.
14:21Is my foot still in my mouth?
14:24Try both of them.
14:27What are you laughing at?
14:28Oi, don't start on her.
14:29She's your son's second sign-up.
14:31Right, get your horns off the merchandise.
14:38You ignoring me now, too?
14:41I'm not ignoring anyone.
14:43She bolted earlier, Maggie.
14:45I've never seen you move that fast.
14:47Oh, very funny.
14:51Should you not be back to work?
14:54Are you sure you don't want to tell me what's going on?
14:56I'm sure.
14:59Eddie knew I was covering for you.
15:02That was awkward.
15:04And so is this.
15:08Sorry.
15:13Look, it's personal.
15:16And I'm your boss.
15:18But I've told you loads of personal things.
15:20And I'm always happy to help, Dean.
15:22But I'm not discussing this with you.
15:27I can tell you don't want to see Eddie.
15:30So I'm guessing...
15:32Just stop fishing.
15:34Your feelings have changed.
15:37Maybe you want to call it quits.
15:40If that's the case,
15:42then I'd rip it off like a plaster.
15:45Honesty's the best policy.
15:48Honesty?
15:48Well, that would be a thingy.
15:54Oh, so you think he's lied, is that it?
15:58Maybe.
16:00I don't know.
16:02He's maybe lying.
16:03Dean, just let it be, eh?
16:06Do you think he might be cheating?
16:07Because I know what that feels like.
16:12But I just don't see it.
16:15Eddie loves the bones of you.
16:18Or maybe not.
16:21I saw him with...
16:23with someone.
16:24Did you ask him about her?
16:26Because that could have been totally innocent.
16:28Or he could break my heart.
16:30But isn't it best to know?
16:34I mean...
16:35You can't hide from him forever.
16:41It's not personal, Tyler.
16:43I'm clearing the decks.
16:44Dry food and produce, right?
16:45That's fine.
16:46Find somebody else.
16:47But I've been working with that beverage supplier since I started.
16:49He stays.
16:50I'm not asking your opinion.
16:51He's a mate.
16:53And there's your problem.
16:55Listen, Alex.
16:57Lenny and Harry have both screwed us over very recently.
17:02My dad will not hesitate to do it again.
17:04Trust me.
17:06We need to stick together.
17:08You keep assuming that we're on the same level here.
17:10I'm your boss now.
17:11And as the new manager at the jailbird...
17:12Unwind your mind one step at a time, boys.
17:15You what?
17:16Drew, my boy.
17:17Willie's starting up her running club here in Shieldon.
17:20Now, I know you know how stressful it is running an establishment like this.
17:24But a run clears your head, you know.
17:27It straightens out all your decision-making skills, lowers your cortisol.
17:31What are you on about?
17:32Well, the club's first run's later on today, and I thought you two might join.
17:35Did I look like her on her?
17:37No, I was more talking to Tyler.
17:39But it's for beginners too.
17:41I don't know.
17:42I don't think I've got the time right now, but thanks for the compliment.
17:44Have you signed up?
17:45Me?
17:46Like you, my trainers fell for abandonment years ago.
17:48First rule of sales, isn't it?
17:50You can't sell something you wouldn't buy.
17:52So why don't you run along, get us another round.
17:54That'd be brilliant.
17:54I've got this, boss.
17:55See you again.
17:56Coming up.
18:05Going to something very nice.
18:06Just browsing.
18:06Oh, come off it.
18:11You're nae sick.
18:12Well, it's not like I'm the first person not to show up to work on time.
18:14Right?
18:15Let's talk like adults, shall we?
18:18Now, I can understand why you wouldn't want to come into work in the current environment.
18:33It's been awkward.
18:35Is that what you'd call it?
18:37How would you describe it?
18:39Unpleasant.
18:40That's a good word.
18:41Toxic.
18:42Hostile.
18:42You can't have a serious.
18:44Let her talk.
18:46Could hardly get a word done the other day.
18:48You had plenty to say.
18:50I've been putting out fires, comforting your clients who feel like you've let them down,
18:53and then I was blindsided and shouted at like a toddler.
18:56That's fair.
18:57I think.
18:58Roisin, what do you have to say to that?
19:01I'm sorry I snobbed at you.
19:02You went to some effort putting things right for me, and I should have thanked you for that, instead of, well, what happened.
19:12Thank you, Roisin.
19:14Emma.
19:16What?
19:17Have you got anything to apologise for?
19:21Nope.
19:21Get away, you liar.
19:25I'm trained to spot his signs in your textbook.
19:28I gain what you did, so just admit it.
19:31You're right.
19:33I did do it.
19:35But you clearly deserved it.
19:40Are you sure they can't get your autograph?
19:43Soz, whilst I appreciate the Oyster's simple fare, Parling's Coffee's in a different league.
19:48Besides, can I help progress?
19:49Progress being an oat milk palace with exposed brick and seven-pound croissants.
19:54No point fighting it.
19:56I'd save your breath with this one, Alice.
19:58Mikey's more interested in living his glory days, one latte at a time.
20:02Eh, that's not true, but their lattes are killer.
20:05I know their coffees are good.
20:07I used to work at Harlan.
20:08Then you'll know they only use organic, fair trade, small batch beans grounded in front of you.
20:12Dynamite.
20:13Are those the small batch beans that are mass-produced in a factory in Slough?
20:17Also owned by Richard Harlan?
20:19Did you not read the article on these unethical practices?
20:22Mikey's not interested in reading anything unless it's covered in glitter.
20:25Eh, excuse me.
20:26I followed the story.
20:28Yeah, all right.
20:29Well, tell us about it then.
20:31I will?
20:33Well, Alice has got all the information there.
20:35It takes two minutes to read.
20:37Honestly, they're bad news.
20:39Are you all right, Enbrokovich?
20:40Look, this is the oyster we're talking about.
20:43How many memories have you made in there?
20:46Memories with your mum?
20:49Those walls are filled with them.
20:52And Bernie wouldn't want them to be knocked down.
20:54I bet she went in there as a teenager.
20:57Come on, the oyster is like a part of Shieldinch history.
21:02That's emotional blackmail, that.
21:04Oh, I didn't mean it to be.
21:06Oh, but you're right.
21:08My mum and dad dated here back in the day.
21:10I've got a photo of her with a triggy minister at the counter.
21:15Maybe we'll have to get that up in the wall, eh?
21:26Yeah, bang it hard.
21:27Am I?
21:28Because you've treated me like I'm something you want to scrape off the bottom of your orthopaedic shoe.
21:32Oh, I've apologised for that.
21:35Now, can we please just calm down?
21:36Well, what does it matter?
21:37I'm fired anyway, right?
21:38No one is getting fired.
21:42Now, Emma, what exactly did you do?
21:47Convinced one of your clients to go elsewhere.
21:53That's it.
21:55Okay, I gave her a few names.
21:58It's just your one client.
21:59You stood her up and she deserved better.
22:02And, um, and you didn't write any letters?
22:07Letters?
22:08This isn't 1985, Mum.
22:11No, I just, I told her about a person-centred practice in Moss Green.
22:15It's an intuitive therapist turned psychic.
22:17I've seen it online.
22:18It's a bit hippy-dippy, but it's got quite good reviews.
22:20Yeah, I know.
22:21Yeah, I know.
22:23But I'm professional.
22:26I know.
22:26I'm sorry, okay?
22:28Say that to Roshin.
22:30I'm sorry I told your client to go elsewhere.
22:33All right.
22:34Good.
22:35Then this is your verbal warning.
22:39Right?
22:40Your misconduct has been noted.
22:42There better not be a next time.
22:44Now you go and get yourself ready and into work, lady.
22:46You were brilliant, by the way.
22:58What do you mean?
22:59What you said to Mikey at the end there.
23:01Oh, well, I meant it.
23:02I know you did.
23:04And the thing is, a few people overheard you.
23:06And, ta-da!
23:09That's a living in total.
23:11And you're pleased with that?
23:12I'm ecstatic.
23:14I only had three before you came.
23:17I know you said you're busy, but look at what the difference five minutes made.
23:21You're passionate.
23:22You're eloquent.
23:23Oh, I see why you came round here.
23:24To flatter me and twist my arm.
23:26You could do it with Teddy in a wee sling.
23:29It would be so cute.
23:29Oh, I don't know.
23:33You said it yourself, it's a worthy cause.
23:36And in all honesty, it needs you.
23:39I love Sheald Inch, but I moved away.
23:41I don't know it the way that you do.
23:43You know, the history, the people, what the oyster means to them.
23:48And you were on fire today.
23:50You were smart, sharp and spot on.
23:53You don't have to give me an answer now, but promise me that you'll have a think about it.
23:59It's Emma off to work.
24:04Mikey's turn to have a go at her.
24:06Oh, I'm so relieved.
24:07I'm not.
24:09If Emma knew what I'd done.
24:11Well, she does now.
24:13Your daughter is not my secret admirer.
24:16This isn't funny, Roisin.
24:18Oh, I cannot believe me.
24:19I wish it had been there.
24:26Eh, no, that would have killed me.
24:28It would have been containable.
24:30Dealt with.
24:31Now we're back to square one.
24:33We have nae idea who sent that letter.
24:35We have nae idea who's watching us.
24:37Who we're up against.
24:38Stop it, please, Roisin.
24:39I mean, I'm scared already enough.
24:44We should be scared.
24:47Because whoever they are, they could ruin both our lives.
24:52Hey, nice of you to turn up.
25:03Okay, so that's everyone.
25:05Welcome to the Shield Inch Sprinters.
25:07Yay!
25:08Good day.
25:09Thank you, Chris.
25:10So, for the next hour, we'll all be each other's soulmates.
25:14Soul as in...
25:15Oh, my God!
25:17That's good.
25:18Thanks, guys.
25:19So, Shield Inch Sprinters isn't just about pace, all right?
25:22It's about progress.
25:24Today, you'll find your own rhythm, right?
25:26You're not competing against anyone but yourself.
25:28No, no, no, no, no.
25:29I'm definitely competing against Tommy.
25:31Oh, are you sure you're up for that?
25:33And as you can see, it's also about community, all right?
25:36I will make sure to keep an eye on these two.
25:38Aye, on yourself, son.
25:39Thanks, Mum.
25:40But most importantly, it's about showing up, all right?
25:43Especially in the days where you don't feel like it.
25:46Your mind and your body will thank you after.
25:49Hear, hear.
25:50All right, nice warm-up.
25:52Hi, knees.
25:53Good.
25:55Quiet up, hi, knees.
25:56Back on that, son.
25:58Five after us, five.
26:00Good.
26:00Yes, that's it.
26:02And, uh, where do you think you're going?
26:05Nowhere.
26:06You're bailing before we've even started.
26:08Shut up, you.
26:11No, I'm just readying myself to kick your arse.
26:13Oh, come off it.
26:15It's not a competition, Caitlin.
26:16You're right.
26:17No for where I'm standing.
26:19Game on.
26:20Ah, game on.
26:21Come on, then.
26:23One day.
26:23Mm-hmm.
26:26Oh.
26:27How was he?
26:30Oh, he was as good as gold.
26:33He had tea in Loch Nolmond.
26:35A good walk.
26:36Tell you, all that fresh air and playtime it's done with you, though.
26:39Ready for my bed.
26:40Mum.
26:41How are you?
26:43Good.
26:45Nearly good.
26:46See, I told you.
26:48Sometimes you do yourself.
26:49A little respite.
26:51Come up wonders.
26:52Yeah, I think today's been the first time I've felt like myself since Teddy was born.
26:57Oh, that's brilliant.
27:00I was reminded of how capable I am.
27:03You were right.
27:04I'm more than just a mum.
27:06Of course you are.
27:08Right now you need more sleep and less stress.
27:10You need to get rid of any extra noise and just focus on your boy.
27:16So, what was it that changed your mind?
27:21Nothing much.
27:24Well, whatever it was that made you feel like this, you need to hold on to it.
27:30Thanks, Mum.
27:32I definitely will.
27:39Dog in school.
27:40I thought you were doing well.
27:41I was.
27:42What's happened?
27:42What about you?
27:43What about me?
27:44Gonna tell me who you were hiding from?
27:46So, it's a big occasion.
27:47Lenny and I have a quiet day to ourselves.
27:50Looks like this.
27:50Well, I could ask you the same.
27:52Have you no matter?
27:53This is Teddy.
27:54Dog!
27:55You all right?
27:56There's the first aid box underneath the sink.
27:59I've got some exercises that might help.
28:01Painkillers, please.
28:02Please.
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