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00:27Good morning, John.
00:41Sorry to disturb you.
00:42I know you have a busy social calendar,
00:45but if you will be so kind as to go to the kitchen
00:47and fix me a huge breakfast,
00:48I will allow you to come back to bed and finish your sleep.
00:57Rise and shine, John Arbuckle.
01:03It's time to serve your nation as you serve your fellow man.
01:05Yes, it's time to serve them pancakes.
01:07Pancakes the size of Australia.
01:09And coffee.
01:10Yes, John, coffee.
01:11We wouldn't be the great nation we are today if it weren't for coffee.
01:14So do your patriotic duty, John Arbuckle,
01:16and fix me breakfast.
01:19I wonder if people with goldfish have this problem.
01:36I trust breakfast met with your satisfaction?
01:40It was filling.
01:42But about those pancakes?
01:44Next time, a little less pan, a little more cake, okay?
01:48Well, stomach?
01:49Ah, guess it's time for our early mid-morning nap.
01:56Check that.
01:58It's time to abuse the dog.
02:05Kids, don't try this at home.
02:08Hello, what's this?
02:10Take Garfield to vets today.
02:13Oh, no.
02:15Not the vets.
02:16John can't take me to the vet.
02:19That's inhumane.
02:21The vet thinks she knows what's good for me.
02:23Good for her.
02:24But that's bad for me.
02:25Because what's bad is good for me.
02:27But if I go to the vet and that's bad,
02:29she'll prescribe what's good for me.
02:30And that's not good.
02:32Maybe if today disappeared,
02:35John will forget about his little note.
02:38Here, Odie.
02:39Wednesdays are good and good for you.
02:42Hello.
02:42Hello, hello.
02:45What's this?
02:49Tomorrow is Thanksgiving.
02:52Do you see that, Odie?
02:53Tomorrow is Thanksgiving.
02:55That's the day people celebrate having food
02:57by eating as much of it as possible.
02:59Huh?
03:00Yes.
03:00That's the day people try to eat
03:02every turkey, pumpkin, and cranberry
03:04on the face of the earth.
03:06It's a tradition.
03:07And you know how I love tradition.
03:13Oh, John.
03:16Nice calendar.
03:17Thanksgiving.
03:18Food.
03:19Eat.
03:20Tradition.
03:21Yes, I know.
03:21Tomorrow is Thanksgiving.
03:22Which reminds me,
03:24we had better go to the grocery store
03:25to get lots of good things to eat.
03:28I'm with you.
03:29Do the mashed potato.
03:32Do the candy yam.
03:33Do the funky turkey.
03:34Cause it's time to jam.
03:36If you don't wanna dance, baby,
03:38that's alright.
03:39Do some nonstop shopping.
03:41Work up an appetite.
03:44Make your Thanksgiving one long meal.
03:47Cause the more you eat,
03:50the more grateful
03:51you are gonna feel.
03:55Now this is what Thanksgiving
04:03is all about.
04:04Thanksgiving is cookies.
04:06Thanksgiving is pie filling.
04:08Thanksgiving is coleslaw.
04:10Drive carefully, John.
04:11Don't wanna bruise my kumquats.
04:13Wait a minute.
04:14Where are we going, John?
04:16This isn't the way home.
04:18We're going to the vet, Garfield.
04:19Now just relax.
04:37Want me to relax?
04:38Take me to Hawaii.
04:39I'm only bringing you
04:40to the vet for a checkup.
04:41Check out, John.
04:42You're only bringing me here
04:43to check out the vet.
04:44Why don't you marry her?
04:45Then she can make house calls.
04:46Next.
04:48Hi, Liz.
04:49How have you been?
04:49That's Dr. Wilson to you.
04:51Put the cat here.
04:59So, Liz.
05:00That's doctor to you?
05:02So, Dr. Liz.
05:04How about that weather?
05:05That's a rather personal question,
05:07don't you think, Mr. Arbuckle?
05:09I can see this relationship
05:10is off to a roaring stop.
05:15How about a date?
05:15I'd sooner die.
05:17Well, don't do that.
05:18Mr. Arbuckle, please.
05:20You can call me John.
05:21I can call out for pizza, too,
05:23but I'm not going to call you that.
05:24Call me what?
05:24John.
05:25Made you say it.
05:26Made you say it.
05:28Don't blame John.
05:30Snappy repartee does not
05:31come easily to a dip.
05:33Okay, I'm giving you
05:34one last chance, Liz.
05:35Doctor.
05:36Doctor, will you go out with me?
05:37No.
05:38Okay.
05:39One more chance.
05:40Never.
05:41Okay.
05:42I can take a hint.
05:44I'll just stand here.
05:46Quietly.
05:47I'll just stand here
05:49and hold my breath
05:51until you say
05:51you go out with me.
05:52Oh, that'll impress her.
06:05Well, Mr. Arbuckle,
06:07I have examined your cat
06:08and I have some good news
06:09and some bad news.
06:11I hate this part.
06:12The good news is
06:13your cat is healthy as a horse.
06:15Hear that, John?
06:16The woman is a great physician,
06:18a specialist.
06:19The bad news is
06:20he's also big as a horse.
06:21He'll have to go on a diet.
06:23Quack.
06:24She's a quack.
06:25Get me out of here.
06:26This can't be happening to me.
06:28I don't do it.
06:29Low fat?
06:30Fats are some of my best.
06:31Sugar and starch.
06:32It wouldn't hurt him.
06:33Without them,
06:34I'll be lonely.
06:35Exercise is for sweat.
06:36Be sure to feed him
06:36a lot of high fiber food.
06:38Fibers for sweaters.
06:39Plenty of water.
06:40Water's for birdbath.
06:41Literally, he'll come up for quality.
06:44Talk to me about quality.
06:45Without food,
06:46there's no life as we know it.
06:48Take good care of him
06:48and he'll be around
06:49for a long, long time.
06:51Go ahead!
06:56Okay.
06:57I'll go out with you.
07:00Really?
07:01I can't stand to see
07:02a dumb animal suffer.
07:04Great.
07:06Tomorrow, my place,
07:07I'll fix a big Thanksgiving dinner.
07:09You're gonna love it.
07:11Well, at least we won't be seen
07:12in public together.
07:13And then this weekend, we'll...
07:15Don't push it, Buster.
07:17Okay.
07:17Mr. Arbuckle.
07:19Yes?
07:19You forgot your cat.
07:20My cat.
07:21Oh, my cat!
07:31Shoo-ba-doo-wah.
07:32You've got a date with my dream.
07:34Check on impress her
07:35and make her my girl.
07:37Oh, woe is me.
07:39I'm being put on a diet
07:41and I'm gonna die.
07:43Here, Garfield.
07:44Have some food.
07:45According to your diet,
07:46you get this.
07:48That's it?
07:49That's all?
07:50Just one scraggly piece of lettuce?
07:52Oh, I'm sorry, Garfield.
07:54That's not what you get.
07:55Well, I should hope not.
07:56You get half a leaf of lettuce.
07:58That's better.
07:59Gee, I've been on this diet
08:10only ten minutes
08:11and I can tell
08:12I've already lost something.
08:14A sense of humor.
08:15Ah-ha!
08:34Caught you!
08:35Yeah, well, what did you do?
08:37Booby-trap the refrigerator or something?
08:39Garfield, I'd like you to meet
08:40my new diet monitor,
08:42Odie the Fierce.
08:43Odie will be watching
08:48your every move
08:49and every time you go off
08:50your diet,
08:51he'll blow his whistle
08:52and I will come running.
08:55That is the dumbest thing
08:57I've ever heard of
08:58in my life.
08:59I'm gonna put an end
09:00to this charade
09:01right now.
09:01Some day you're going
09:08to thank me
09:08for this, Garfield.
09:11You're in desperate trouble, mister.
09:14Well, might as well see
09:16how the old diet's going.
09:18Hello.
09:19I'm RX-2,
09:21your talking scale.
09:22I can tell you
09:23your weight,
09:24your fortune,
09:25or just about anything else
09:26you would like to know.
09:27Okay, smarty pants,
09:30what's my name?
09:31Judging by your weight,
09:33you are Orson Welles.
09:35Great.
09:36A voice chip
09:37with a cruel streak.
09:38May I have
09:39your autograph, please?
09:41Oh, shut up.
09:43Why is everybody
09:44picking on me?
09:45Well, what's wrong
09:46with being large-boned
09:47anyway?
09:48I've seen
09:48all your movies.
09:50Hey, how would you like
09:51to have your battery removed?
09:53I wouldn't like that,
09:54Mr. Welles.
09:55It's not like
09:57I'm all that overweight.
09:58I can still see my feet.
10:00I've seen
10:01Citizen Kane
10:02eight times.
10:04All right, that's it.
10:05You're history.
10:13Rosebud!
10:22Odie!
10:23Oh, Odie!
10:24Yoo-hoo!
10:26Are you anywhere
10:27around here, boy?
10:29It's snack time.
10:31The lack of food
10:58must be making me
10:59hallucinate.
10:59Good morning, Garfield.
11:11Sleep well?
11:13Well, aren't we
11:15nasty today?
11:16Save your energy, Garfield.
11:17Nothing you do
11:18can spoil my good mood.
11:20It's Thanksgiving
11:20and I have a dinner date
11:22with a dream boat.
11:23Oh, which reminds me.
11:24She'll be here
11:25in about three hours,
11:26so I better get
11:26the old turkey
11:27out of the freezer.
11:28For the girl I love.
11:39First, we start
11:40with the bird.
11:41Let's see here.
11:42Remove bird from freezer
11:43at least 24 hours
11:44before cooking.
11:45Well, I'm sure
11:46that's just
11:47a minor technicality.
11:49Yum-yum.
11:50Turkey on a stick.
11:51Remove giblets
11:52from cavity
11:53and stuff with
11:53one cup
11:54of prepared stuffing.
11:56Well, you can't believe everything you read.
11:59I can hardly bear to watch.
12:01Place in roasting pan,
12:02breast side up.
12:04Rub skin with butter.
12:06Hmm, well, I don't see what good that'll do,
12:08but okay.
12:11Cover with foil and roast
12:12at 325 degrees for
12:14five and a half hours.
12:17I guess I'll just have to
12:18speed things up a bit.
12:20500 degrees.
12:22That was easy. Okay, now for the vegetables.
12:25Let's see. Corn, broccoli,
12:27Brussels sprouts, turnips, squash.
12:29Be still, my beating heart.
12:31Add water and done.
12:33To hear mom and grandma talk,
12:35I always thought preparing a Thanksgiving meal
12:37was tough. Ha!
12:39I'll get back to this later.
12:41I'd better spruce myself up a bit.
12:44Thanksgiving.
12:46Humbug.
12:47What good is it if you're on a diet?
12:49If I can't enjoy Thanksgiving,
12:56nobody will.
12:58You know, old buddy,
13:03if you want something in this world,
13:05you just gotta reach out and grab it.
13:07Know what I mean?
13:08I mean, I'm a man, right?
13:10Well, you're a wimpy man,
13:12but yeah, you're a man.
13:13And Liz,
13:13she's a woman, right?
13:14No, John,
13:15she's a veterinarian
13:16and a cruel one at that.
13:18It's time this relationship with Liz
13:19got off the ground.
13:20She's the one I want,
13:21and by golly,
13:22I intend to get her.
13:23Careful,
13:23you're starting to sweat off
13:24your shaving cream.
13:25I'm going to winter heart, Garfield.
13:27You'll see.
13:28I'm in control of my own destiny.
13:30Gah!
13:31Ever considered putting someone else
13:32in charge of your destiny?
13:35Garfield,
13:36I need help.
13:37Understatement of the year.
13:39As you know,
13:39clothes make the man.
13:40I need your frank opinion
13:42on what to wear for dinner.
13:43How about
13:44the formal look?
13:47Semi-formal?
13:49Informal?
13:51High roller.
13:52The sporty look.
13:54Disco John.
13:56Beast.
13:57The rugged individualist.
14:04I'm running out of clothes, Garfield.
14:06You got any suggestions?
14:07Yeah, try dressing as yourself.
14:09Maybe if I just dressed as myself.
14:11Guy has a shaky grasp of the obvious.
14:13How's this?
14:14Bingo.
14:16With one teeny tiny little exception.
14:19Oh boy, she's here, Garfield.
14:21She actually came.
14:23When it comes to insecurity,
14:25John's a heavyweight.
14:28Liz!
14:29Nice to see you.
14:30Nice polka dot boxer shorts.
14:33Oops.
14:36Thanks for telling me
14:37I wasn't wearing any pants, Garfield.
14:39Oh sure,
14:40blame it on the pet.
14:41Come on.
14:42I want you to be nice
14:43to my dinner guest.
14:44First I have to be
14:45a fashion consultant,
14:46now I have to be an actor.
14:47Come in, come in, my dear.
14:51Welcome to my humble abode.
14:53It's not much,
14:53but we like to call it home.
14:56Yeah, come in, Doc.
14:57Tell me,
14:57are you fond of indigestion?
15:00Hmm, something smells.
15:02Oh, that's just a little
15:03Thanksgiving dinner
15:04I whipped up.
15:05Oh, I was afraid of that.
15:08Make yourself comfortable, Liz.
15:09I need to slip into the kitchen
15:11and take care of a few
15:12last-minute details.
15:13Yeah, like finding
15:15something to eat.
15:17So, Garfield,
15:18how's the diet?
15:20I see you're still
15:20the size of an aircraft carrier.
15:24Well, as long as you're here,
15:25I might as well
15:26check you for any deficiencies.
15:27I don't want you
15:28to become anemic.
15:29Don't forget beriberi,
15:30rickets, and scurvy too, Doc.
15:33Sometimes people who suffer
15:34from vitamin deficiencies
15:35as a result of dieting
15:36can become listless.
15:39They can also be
15:40irritable,
15:41more nervous,
15:42sometimes they suffer
15:44from an uncontrollable twitch
15:46or even dementia.
15:48They may even have
15:49difficulty in breathing.
15:56You know, Garfield,
15:57maybe this diet
15:58has been too hard on you.
15:59I'd rather see you
16:00fat and healthy
16:01than like this.
16:02Maybe I could let you
16:03skip the diet for right now
16:04and start you with
16:05some mild exercise instead.
16:07Would you like that?
16:12I'm free, I'm free,
16:15I can eat.
16:16Oh, joy, oh, rapture.
16:18Oh, no.
16:24Hey, John,
16:26another frozen dinner?
16:28Everything is ruined, Garfield.
16:30What can I do?
16:31I'm doomed.
16:32Liz will never speak to me again.
16:34Very funny, Garfield.
16:44I can't feed Liz this.
16:46John, you nitwit.
16:49Well, this is Grandma's
16:50favorite record.
16:50Should I play it for Liz?
16:53This old pillow Grandma
16:54crocheted is comforting,
16:55Garfield,
16:56but it still doesn't solve
16:57the problem with dinner.
17:00I'm not cold, Garfield.
17:01Why did you drag out
17:02the sweater Grandma
17:03made for me last Christmas?
17:05Last chance.
17:08I know.
17:09I'll call Grandma.
17:11She'll know what to do.
17:12Oh, John,
17:13you're a genius.
17:15If he had a brain,
17:16he'd be dangerous.
17:22Thanks, Grandma.
17:23You're a lifesaver.
17:24See you in a few.
17:31Have cooking utensils?
17:34We'll travel.
17:37Well, what he's just
17:38standing there for, boy.
17:39Get in there and spark
17:40your young lady friend
17:41and leave the kitchen
17:42to Grandma.
17:43Shoo!
17:44Shoo!
17:45Now, where's the patient?
17:47How's dinner coming?
17:49Great.
17:49Just great.
17:50It's simmering
17:52or whatever food does.
17:53Can I give you a hand?
17:55Nope.
17:55Thanks.
17:56You know,
17:57one of the things
17:57I always like to do
17:58for Thanksgiving
17:59right before the meal
18:00is to reminisce
18:01on the real meaning
18:02of Thanksgiving.
18:03Are you serious?
18:04Just what is Thanksgiving?
18:06Is it a day
18:06just like any other day?
18:08No.
18:08Is it an object
18:09like my old trusty chair here?
18:11No.
18:12Thanksgiving is a holiday.
18:13A harvest festival, really.
18:15A day for giving thanks
18:16for our blessings.
18:17You are serious.
18:19How's my favorite
18:20kitty cat today?
18:22Better now that you're here, Grandma.
18:24Oh, you're looking
18:25a little thin.
18:27Isn't that grandson
18:27of mine feeding you?
18:29Grandma, I love you.
18:30Don't ever leave us.
18:32My, my, my, my, my.
18:34What have we here?
18:35Looks like something
18:36the cat dragged in.
18:37Ha, ha, ha!
18:39If you'll pardon
18:40the expression, Garfield.
18:41Well, I love a challenge
18:42and this sure as heck
18:43looks like one.
18:44Stand back, Garfield!
18:46This is war!
18:48Now, the first Thanksgiving
18:49was in 1621.
18:51The Pilgrims had had
18:52a good harvest
18:52so Governor Bradford
18:53declared a three-day feast,
18:55you see.
18:55They invited their
18:56Indian friends to join them
18:57and everyone brought food.
18:59There was venison,
19:00turkey, duck, fish.
19:03What's that?
19:04Sounds like, uh,
19:06the dishwasher.
19:07So, there was
19:09hot cornmeal bread
19:10and Indian pudding.
19:11Ever had Grandma's
19:12famous turkey croquette,
19:14Starfield?
19:14Nothing fun.
19:16Go, Grandma, go.
19:17There, now.
19:18We'll just flip together
19:19a little white salt.
19:19A bit of parsley,
19:20dash lemon juice,
19:21and grated onion.
19:22Now, we'll add our
19:23character to the white sauce,
19:23make some bread,
19:24and roll our mixture
19:25in the bread,
19:25and deep fat fry.
19:27Deep fat fry.
19:28Deep fat fry.
19:29Music to my ears.
19:31Interestingly enough,
19:32it was Abraham Lincoln
19:33who officially proclaimed
19:34the last Thursday
19:35in November
19:35as Thanksgiving
19:36in 1863, you see.
19:38Now, get this.
19:39In Canada,
19:40they celebrate
19:40Thanksgiving too,
19:41but it's not on
19:42the fourth Thursday
19:43of November.
19:44They celebrate it
19:45on the second Monday
19:46in October.
19:47Isn't that wild?
19:48I had no idea.
19:50How about some
19:51sweet potatoes?
19:53Oh, now,
19:54come on, Garfield.
19:55You never had
19:56Grandma's sweet potatoes.
19:58This is true.
19:59A cup of butter,
20:00a cup of brown sugar,
20:01and some marshmallows.
20:03I'm starting
20:03to like them already.
20:04Now, guess where it'd be
20:06if you were to bow
20:06before a shrine of candles
20:08and offer a bowl of rice.
20:10Any guesses?
20:11It'd be in Japan,
20:12and they call it
20:13Labor Thanksgiving Day.
20:14Have you ever seen
20:15my split-second cranberry sauce?
20:18Too late,
20:19you blinked, Garfield.
20:20Ha-ha!
20:21Ha-ha!
20:22And now,
20:24for the piece de resistance,
20:26pumpkin pie.
20:28Skip the piece of resistance,
20:30just give me a piece of pie.
20:43Nice touch.
20:45Now,
20:46I'll just slip quietly
20:47out the door, Garfield.
20:48You tell that young lady of his
20:50that she couldn't find
20:51a better man than John,
20:52and she better not blow it,
20:54or she'll have to answer to me.
20:55Oh,
20:56then, Garfield,
20:57eat a piece of pie for me.
21:04They just don't make them
21:06like that anymore.
21:07And in England,
21:09their Thanksgiving is called
21:10Harvest Home Day.
21:11Now,
21:12in Bolivia,
21:13I think things
21:15should just about be ready.
21:17Where am I?
21:20Dinner is served,
21:22madame.
21:25Oh,
21:27John,
21:29I'm so impressed.
21:31So am I.
21:32It's a quiet celebration
21:36with family and friends.
21:39A time for counting blessings,
21:42a time to make amends.
21:45There's a feeling
21:46all around you.
21:47You can hold it in your hands
21:50and pass it
21:51round the table
21:52for all to understand.
21:55Though tomorrow
21:56may take us
21:59far away.
22:04Let's stick together now.
22:08Let's find a way
22:09somehow
22:10to feel Thanksgiving
22:12every day.
22:16That was a wonderful meal.
22:22Thanks for inviting me, John.
22:24Same time next year?
22:26Mm-hmm.
22:26That'd be nice.
22:27I'll be here before the meal,
22:29but after the history lesson.
22:37Well,
22:38it was a great day.
22:40And judging by the looks
22:42of you two
22:43and your bellies,
22:44I'd say you had
22:44a great day, too.
22:46I know one thing
22:46I'm thankful for today.
22:48Grandma.
22:50Well,
22:51let's take a little walk
22:52and try to work off
22:52some of this food, boys.
23:05Come on, boy.
23:07Come on, Odie.
23:08Oh, no.
23:10Not you, too.
23:12I suppose
23:12we'll have to put you
23:13on a diet
23:14as of right now.
23:16All right, Odie.
23:21Give me ten.
23:22And wipe that stupid
23:24smile off your face.
23:25Come on, soldier.
23:26I said down and ten.
23:28One and two
23:29and one and two.
23:31Are we having fun yet?
23:33One and two
23:34and one and two.
23:37Do the mashed potato.
23:39Do the candy yam.
23:40Do the funky turkey.
23:42Call it time to jam.
23:43If you don't want to dance,
23:45baby, that's all right.
23:46Do some nonstop shopping.
23:48Work up an appetite.
23:51Make your Thanksgiving
23:52one long meal.
23:53Cause the more you eat,
23:57the more grateful
23:58you are gonna be.
24:02you are gonna be.
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