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00:00:00Hoorah!
00:00:30Hey, I can see my reflection!
00:00:53Got any banana cream pie?
00:00:55When are you two knuckleheads gonna let me get some sleep?
00:00:59Just as soon as I get a little midnight snack!
00:01:02Future rulers need their strength, you know?
00:01:05You silly chimp! Get away from there!
00:01:07It's not a toy!
00:01:08Movie star!
00:01:10Yow!
00:01:12That'll teach ya!
00:01:18Hey! It doesn't hurt anymore!
00:01:21The crystal coconut took my pain away!
00:01:24Hey Cranky, what else can the crystal coconut do?
00:01:27I don't know!
00:01:29No one knows all the mysteries the magical orb holds!
00:01:33It's a mystery why I'm still talking to you two!
00:01:36Now let's get some sleep!
00:01:38Can't sleep without a bedtime story!
00:01:40Oh, tell us the one about the legend of the crystal coconut again!
00:01:43Your stories always make us tired!
00:01:45All right!
00:01:46But then you're out of here!
00:01:47Don!
00:01:48Scat!
00:01:49Vamoosh!
00:01:50Deal!
00:01:51It all began with Captain Scurvy's great, great, great grandpappy!
00:02:01He stole the coconut!
00:02:02Brought it to the island!
00:02:03Na na na!
00:02:04Scurvy scum swindler that he was!
00:02:06Et cetera et cetera!
00:02:07He stashed it in the eye!
00:02:08Of Inka Dinka!
00:02:09Coconut dropped out!
00:02:10Blah blah blah!
00:02:11Dinky found it!
00:02:12Yadda yadda yadda!
00:02:13Deemed future ruler of Congo Bongo!
00:02:15The end!
00:02:16Yeah, but why did Inka Dinka Doo pick me as future ruler?
00:02:22It beats the bananas out of me!
00:02:25But what about the crystal coconut?
00:02:27Yeah!
00:02:28If I'm gonna be ruler, then I should know all of its secrets!
00:02:31You'll know all the secrets when Inka Dinka Doo thinks you're ready!
00:02:34Until then, I've got a little tip for you, DK.
00:02:38Yeah?
00:02:39What's that?
00:02:40Go home and let me get some sleep!
00:02:42Dinky!
00:02:44Hey, you think Cranky brushes his teeth before or after he takes them out?
00:02:48I don't know, little buddy.
00:02:50Seems like there's a lot I don't know.
00:02:52Don't sweat it, DK.
00:02:54You'll find out when you're as old as Cranky.
00:02:56Why can't I know everything right now?
00:03:01Uh, maybe we shouldn't bother him.
00:03:03It's late.
00:03:04No, Diddy.
00:03:05I'm the future ruler and I want the answers now!
00:03:08Hey, Inka!
00:03:10Ring-a-ding-ding!
00:03:11It's me, DK, the future ruler of Congo Bongo.
00:03:16We got business to discuss.
00:03:18Oh, you did it now, DK!
00:03:20He's gonna blow!
00:03:21Inka Dinka Doo says,
00:03:26The time has come!
00:03:29You bet it has.
00:03:30I want some info.
00:03:32I want to know the secrets that the crystal holds and all the magic power that it brings.
00:03:47I'm the big kahuna!
00:03:48I should know what's going on.
00:03:49Inka Dinka, tell me everything!
00:03:54To know everything, you must give up everything!
00:04:08Give up everything!
00:04:09What on earth does that mean?
00:04:11It could mean my subscription to the 8 quarterly!
00:04:15I just don't get the sinker!
00:04:16I'm number one!
00:04:17I'm ready like now!
00:04:18So why the big mystery?
00:04:22To know everything, you must give up everything!
00:04:34Give up my autograph picture of my idol King Kong
00:04:39Or my tickets to the Ding-a-ling Brothers circus show
00:04:43Could be my Planet of the Apes trading cards
00:04:47Inka Dinka, tell me what to let go!
00:04:53Hmm...
00:04:54To know everything, I must give up everything!
00:05:00Hey, little buddy!
00:05:03I'm giving you my tie collection!
00:05:05I think Inka Dinka Doo is probably looking for something more important than that, DK!
00:05:10What's more important than my tie collection?
00:05:12The crystal coconut, for one!
00:05:15That's it!
00:05:16I had to give the crystal coconut away!
00:05:19I was kidding!
00:05:21I'm not!
00:05:22Once I give the coconut away, I'll know all the secrets
00:05:25So I won't need it anymore!
00:05:27Oh!
00:05:28It's so simple!
00:05:29Who you gonna give it to?
00:05:31Well...
00:05:35King Karoole!
00:05:37Your royal roughness!
00:05:39Supreme Scalinus!
00:05:41The plastic books!
00:05:44He's in a bad mood!
00:05:47My news will cheer him up el pronto!
00:05:50Sir!
00:05:51General Klump reporting!
00:05:52I have some news, and it is in the A1 rank of importance, sir!
00:05:56Klump!
00:05:57Didn't I say no news, no calls, no tyranny until tomorrow?
00:06:01It's a bad villain day!
00:06:03Uh...
00:06:04But, sir!
00:06:05I...
00:06:06I really think this will cheer ya!
00:06:07Listen!
00:06:08You incompetent cretin!
00:06:09I want to be left alone!
00:06:11That means no one!
00:06:12Nothing!
00:06:13No interruptions!
00:06:14No interruptions!
00:06:15But, sir!
00:06:16I really think you're gonna like this news as it's regarding the crystal!
00:06:19Go away!
00:06:20Go away!
00:06:21Guess we give the crystal coconut back to Donkey Kong!
00:06:28The crystal coconut?
00:06:31The triumph...
00:06:32Victory...
00:06:34Success...
00:06:36Yes!
00:06:37At long last...
00:06:39I, King Karul...
00:06:41Am the ruler of Congo Bongo Island!
00:06:51How did you get the coconut, anyway?
00:06:53Well, sir...
00:06:54First, I titled the operation...
00:06:56The Bloody Battle of the Baboons!
00:06:59I then set up surveillance of the enemy...
00:07:01And like a...
00:07:02Okay, never mind!
00:07:03The important thing is...
00:07:05That at long last...
00:07:07The crystal coconut...
00:07:08Is mine!
00:07:09Is mine!
00:07:10I...
00:07:11Oh...
00:07:12Mine!
00:07:13Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:07:15And no one...
00:07:17But no one...
00:07:19Is going to take it from me!
00:07:21Is going to take it from me!
00:07:35Is going to take it from me!
00:07:36Is it yours?
00:07:37Is it yours?
00:07:38Is mine!"
00:07:39Is it yours?
00:07:40Is it yours?
00:07:41Arr, ha-ha, Congo Bongo Island, I've come to claim me birthright, the Crystal Coconut,
00:07:53in the name of me great, great, great Grand Pappy.
00:07:57And I pity the landlubber Sharkbait, what tries to stop me, if my name isn't Captain
00:08:04Scur- Ow! On my honor, I swear on the great, great, great pirate oath, ow, to grant any favor
00:08:15to the swamp-sucking-sea-scum, Scallywag, that can rid me of this, ow, painful toothache!
00:08:22But the pirates don't have honor.
00:08:25That's why we as the Scars of the Seven Seas, we be pure scum.
00:08:31Aye, there be no more fearsome Scourge scum than I, but the pirate oath is a pure and
00:08:38sacred thing, mates.
00:08:39Me great, great, great Grand Pappy taught me that right after he stole the Crystal Coconut,
00:08:43fair and square.
00:08:45Speaking of which, it's time to do what pirates do best.
00:08:49Steal booty!
00:08:54Inca, future ruler here, I did exactly as you said.
00:08:58So, start doling out them secrets.
00:09:03To know everything, one must give up everything.
00:09:10Oh, I think you're goofed, DK.
00:09:12And when Cranky finds out-
00:09:14No sweat, little buddy.
00:09:15I'm gonna be ruler.
00:09:17What can Cranky say?
00:09:20You did what?
00:09:21I wanted to know all the secrets.
00:09:25So you gave the coconut away to King Karul!
00:09:28What were you thinking?
00:09:30I've asked you!
00:09:32Ah!
00:09:33Pirates!
00:09:34Thieving thug sea dogs who sail the Seven Seas looking for booty to loot.
00:09:37I'm sorry, have we met?
00:09:39I've come to claim me birthright, the Crystal Coconut.
00:09:42And I pity the landlubber Sharkbait, what tries to stop me.
00:09:47If my-
00:09:48Ow!
00:09:49On my honor, ow!
00:09:51I swear on the great, great, great pirate oath, ouch!
00:09:55To grant any favor to the swamp-sucking-sea-scum Scallywag
00:09:58that can rid me of this painful toothache!
00:10:03Pirates don't have honor!
00:10:05That's why you are the scourge of the Seven Seas.
00:10:08You're pure scum.
00:10:09Aye, there be no more fearsome scourge scum than I,
00:10:13but the pirate oath is a pure and sacred thing, mates.
00:10:16And if there ain't nothing pure and sacred,
00:10:19oh yeah, hey, setter, setter, setter, setter.
00:10:22Now hand over the Crystal Coconut, or I'll blow you to bits!
00:10:26We don't have it.
00:10:27Then who does?
00:10:31Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:10:32What will I do first?
00:10:35Herd the apes over a cliff?
00:10:37Plow down all the banana fields?
00:10:40Yes, sir.
00:10:42You finally outsmarted those smart-aleck chimpanzees.
00:10:46A fine victory indeed.
00:10:49But, uh, General,
00:10:51Donkey Kong just gave us the coconut.
00:10:54What?
00:10:55But that is not the way it's going down in the history books, crudger!
00:10:58He just gave it to you?
00:11:01Well, uh, yeah, kinda.
00:11:05You massive lunk of wasted brain matter!
00:11:10I knew there was something odd about this victory.
00:11:14Don't you see?
00:11:15It's a trick, a set-up, a scheme, a scam!
00:11:21Those monkeys are up to something!
00:11:25But whatever it is, I'm going to outsmart them!
00:11:29Crump!
00:11:30Return the Crystal Coconut immediately!
00:11:34But, sir!
00:11:35It's been your lifelong battle to get the Crystal Coconut!
00:11:38Just do it!
00:11:39We gotta give the coconut back or else Pink-a-Rule is gonna have our hides!
00:11:54I can't believe I gave the Crystal Coconut to a couple of the bad guys!
00:12:01Grr!
00:12:01All I wanna do is get me booty back, defend my honor with looting and lying!
00:12:07Maybe if I hurry, it won't be too late!
00:12:12I gotta give it the old banana try!
00:12:16Gotta bring it back!
00:12:17Gotta get it back!
00:12:18Take it back!
00:12:19Gotta scoff it back!
00:12:21Gotta give it back!
00:12:22Take it back!
00:12:29At first he said to steal the Crystal Coconut!
00:12:33Now he's forcing us to give it back!
00:12:35He's confusing me!
00:12:37Cranky's gonna kill me if I fail this time!
00:12:40Looks like I said things back a century!
00:12:43Ow!
00:12:44I always knew that smuggling would keep me in shape!
00:12:47I wish my tooth would just stop hurting me!
00:12:51I guess there's more to knowing how to be a king!
00:12:54You've got to see beyond the mystery!
00:12:58Gotta bring it back!
00:13:00Gotta get it back!
00:13:01Take it back!
00:13:02Gotta scoff it back!
00:13:03Gotta give it back!
00:13:05Take it back!
00:13:05Gotta bring it back!
00:13:07Gotta get it back!
00:13:08Take it back!
00:13:09Gotta scoff it back!
00:13:10Gotta give it back!
00:13:11Take it back!
00:13:12I hope those two homespun idiots have gotten rid of that cursed Crystal Coconut!
00:13:19It's already been a bad villain day!
00:13:22Banana Slammer!
00:13:24Oh great!
00:13:25I want the Crystal Coconut back!
00:13:28Please!
00:13:29You want it back?
00:13:32You want it back?
00:13:35Oh, the stupid!
00:13:37You mean I had the coconut and I...
00:13:39I cannot believe it!
00:13:41Is there no justice?
00:13:42I'll ask you!
00:13:44And who are you?
00:13:47Oh, not again.
00:13:49Arr!
00:13:50Congo Bongo Island family heirloom me!
00:13:53Yadda yadda yadda!
00:13:53Claim me birthright great great grandpappy!
00:13:56Pity the landlubber shark babe what stops me!
00:13:58Yadda yadda yadda yadda!
00:13:59What was the next part?
00:14:02Uh, your tooth?
00:14:03Oh yeah.
00:14:04Ow!
00:14:07On my honor!
00:14:09Grant any favor yadda yadda yadda!
00:14:11Swamp sucking scallywag to rid me of this hollow toothache!
00:14:14Doing what pirates do best!
00:14:16Steal booty!
00:14:18Pirates don't honor anything!
00:14:21They are pure scum who steal booty!
00:14:24Aye, speaking of which!
00:14:26Hand it over!
00:14:28Hand what over?
00:14:29The crystal coconut!
00:14:31I don't have it you imbecile!
00:14:33I ordered my general to put it back!
00:14:36Ah!
00:14:44Where's Donkey Kong?
00:14:46He should have been back by now!
00:14:47Hip-hop, hip-hop!
00:14:49Clump and that big no-brain crusher!
00:14:51General Clump here!
00:14:53On official business from King Karoo!
00:14:55We're returning the crystal coconut!
00:14:58It's a trick!
00:15:00Diddy!
00:15:00Diddy!
00:15:00Prepare to launch the trigger barrels!
00:15:03Sure!
00:15:05Come on in!
00:15:13Strategy one!
00:15:15Run and punt!
00:15:18Now!
00:15:19Strategy one!
00:15:21Strategy two!
00:15:22Bungie barrel!
00:15:23Strategy 17!
00:15:47Well, what do you know?
00:15:52It wasn't a trick after all.
00:15:54Nothing can go wrong now.
00:15:56Unless... the pirates come back?
00:16:00We're sitting ducks! I gotta warn DK.
00:16:04Wait a sec!
00:16:06If I'm protecting the coconuts, who's protecting me?
00:16:10I gotta take the coconut someplace the pirates will never think of looking for it!
00:16:17I must have a lead. I can't see. Scurvy anywhere!
00:16:22What are you doing, you nut skull?
00:16:24Going back to your cabin?
00:16:26Plump and Crusher, just return the crystal coconut.
00:16:29Oh, that's great!
00:16:30No, it's bad. The pirates are still after it.
00:16:34Tell me about it.
00:16:35Then what are you waiting for? Ditties all along, standing guard.
00:16:41Wait till King Garool hears how successful our mission was.
00:16:44Making tracks! Coming through!
00:16:47Clump! Are you lying down on the job again?
00:16:54Uh, no, sir! I have excellent news!
00:16:57I'm the one with the news! So shut up and listen!
00:17:00We did it, sir! We beat them monkeys at their own games!
00:17:04Will you shut up and listen to me?!
00:17:06There's been a change of plans! Do not, I repeat, do not take the crystal coconut back to Cranky!
00:17:13Bring it back to me!
00:17:15Bring it back to me!
00:17:16Why?
00:17:17Why?
00:17:18Because...
00:17:19Everyone is after it, including the pirates!
00:17:25What pirates?
00:17:26What pirates?
00:17:27Out of my way!
00:17:28Out of my way!
00:17:29We'll be-
00:17:30That one!
00:17:35And who's what?
00:17:37Ten-four!
00:17:38Over and out!
00:17:42Don't worry, little buddy! I'm here to-
00:17:46Huh?
00:17:47Who could he have?
00:17:51Aha!
00:17:52Aha!
00:17:57Avast ye!
00:17:58Huh?
00:18:02Aha!
00:18:06Okay, Yee-Ee, don't worry! DK should be here! Annie-
00:18:09Huh? What the-
00:18:10We're not in my cabin!
00:18:12What are we doing here?!
00:18:13I wanted to hide the crystal coconut somewhere that the pirates would never, ever, ever find-
00:18:19Avast yee!
00:18:21And over, my captain's treasure!
00:18:23Okay!
00:18:24Okay!
00:18:25I'll hand over the crystal coconut!
00:18:28Just...
00:18:29Just as soon as one of ya big goofus doofuses makes me-
00:18:33Donkey Kong!
00:18:35Back up, or I have to slam ya!
00:18:37DK!
00:18:38How did you find us?
00:18:39I thought you'd go someplace that the pirates would never find you?
00:18:42Avast yee!
00:18:43Ha ha ha!
00:18:44Ziver be molars!
00:18:46You know, you really oughta get that tooth checked out.
00:18:50Oh, is it the goofus doofus now, mate?
00:18:53Ha ha ha!
00:18:54Uh, that'd be me.
00:18:56After him!
00:18:59Now do you see all the mess you've caused by your snoopin'?
00:19:02I was only trying to find all the secrets about the crystal coconut.
00:19:05Well, you needn't worry your big ugly head about that now, matey, cause it belongs to me!
00:19:11So hand it over!
00:19:13You can't have it!
00:19:14It belongs to me!
00:19:16I got a hand cannon here that can prove ya wrong!
00:19:20But...
00:19:21But I'm the future ruler of Kongo Bongo!
00:19:23Ha ha ha!
00:19:24Future ruler!
00:19:25You!
00:19:26I'm warning you!
00:19:27Ooh!
00:19:28Ooh!
00:19:29Ooh!
00:19:30Well shiver me timbers!
00:19:31I'm still warning ya!
00:19:33Ha ha ha!
00:19:34Oh, that's a good one, matey!
00:19:36Me great great great grandpappy, may he rot in hell, would be rolling!
00:19:41He loved a good joke!
00:19:43And you're the biggest ugliest one there's ever been!
00:19:46Ha ha ha!
00:19:47Future ruler!
00:19:48Future ruler!
00:19:49You want it?
00:19:50You got it!
00:19:51Ow!
00:19:52You knocked out his tooth!
00:19:54Why you...
00:19:55Hey!
00:19:56My toothache's gone!
00:19:58Arr!
00:19:59Well blow me down!
00:20:01Ha ha!
00:20:02And shiver me timbers!
00:20:04It's turning out to be a good villain day after all!
00:20:06Not so fast!
00:20:07According to your great great great pirate oath, you owe Donkey Kong a favor!
00:20:13No!
00:20:14No!
00:20:15No!
00:20:16I'd be walking the plank before I...
00:20:17No!
00:20:18No!
00:20:19No!
00:20:20I heard you loud and clear!
00:20:22You said, on my honor, I swear on the great great great pirate oath...
00:20:28Okay!
00:20:29Okay!
00:20:30I can't bears to hear it again!
00:20:33Name your booty, Donkey Kong!
00:20:36Whoa!
00:20:37Well!
00:20:38I was looking through the new Monkey Bars catalog and I was thinking...
00:20:40You knucklehead the coconut!
00:20:43Oh yeah!
00:20:44Heh heh!
00:20:45I forgot!
00:20:46Can I have it back?
00:20:47Please?
00:20:48I kept my word about the oath!
00:20:52But as a pirate, and a scourge of the seven seas, I vows to come back!
00:20:58Cause...
00:20:59We know, we know, that's what pirates do!
00:21:02I steer your booty!
00:21:09Well, Donkey Kong, I have to admit, you don't always do things the right way, but you get them done!
00:21:16Yeah...
00:21:17But...
00:21:18I still wanna know all the secrets!
00:21:20Maybe you're not supposed to know yet!
00:21:23Look at all the trouble your snooping has already caused!
00:21:26I mean, do you wanna run before you walk?
00:21:29You're right!
00:21:30Maybe some other time!
00:21:32Good!
00:21:33Now let's get outta here before you start another crisis!
00:21:36I will be back!
00:21:37You can count on it!
00:21:39Whatever!
00:21:41Where in the world could those homespun idiots be with my crystal coconut!
00:21:51When the coast is clear, we jump out of the barrels, steal the crystal coconut back, and then swim back to shore!
00:22:00I can't swim!
00:22:02Well, why didn't you say so before we snuck on board?
00:22:05Why?
00:22:06You never asked!
00:22:09Stop!
00:22:10You little half-wit shit-dog!
00:22:11Half-wit?
00:22:12You two are the ones missing the boat!
00:22:13Huh?
00:22:14Stop!
00:22:15I hate it!
00:22:16Don't go!
00:22:17Stop it!
00:22:18Don't go!
00:22:19Now let's go!
00:22:20What a bunch of doofus doofuses!
00:22:21Ha ha ha!
00:22:25Little warrior to big warrior! Come in! Over!
00:22:39Come in. Over.
00:22:40I can hear you loud and clear, little buddy.
00:22:43Not little buddy. Little warrior.
00:22:45If you're going to play with banana phones, you've got to talk in secret agent code, DK.
00:22:50I mean, big warrior.
00:22:52Oh, yeah.
00:22:54Little warrior.
00:22:56This is fun.
00:22:57No, it's serious.
00:22:59We're guerrilla agents on a top-secret mission sent into the deepest, darkest, most dangerous part of the jungle.
00:23:06Really?
00:23:07Yes, there's no telling what kind of uncivilized pea-brained gargantuan beasts could be lurking out there.
00:23:14Why are we going to steal the banana toy?
00:23:18It's not a toy.
00:23:20Any military genius can see it's really a superior eavesdropping device used to secure delicate information from the enemy.
00:23:27Looks like a toy to me.
00:23:30Well, it's not.
00:23:31It's a secret spy device, and I'll need to get my hands on it if I'm going to get back in King Karul's good books.
00:23:37Hush now.
00:23:38Little fellow's coming his way.
00:23:41See anything, big warrior?
00:23:43Not yet, little...
00:23:45Wait.
00:23:46I hear something in the bushes.
00:23:47Me too?
00:23:48It's right in front of me.
00:23:49No!
00:23:50Ah!
00:23:51Ah!
00:23:52What?
00:23:53Ah!
00:23:54Ah!
00:23:55Ah!
00:23:56Look at this!
00:23:58What do you think it is?
00:23:59I don't know.
00:24:00Maybe it dropped out of an alien spaceship or something.
00:24:03Bet you it's got magical powers.
00:24:05You think so?
00:24:06Hey!
00:24:07My banana phone!
00:24:08It's gone!
00:24:09Oh, those no-gut, dirty, rotten, low-down, yellow-bellied, demon, slime-sucking salamanders!
00:24:17Why were they still a banana phone?
00:24:18They probably stole it so they could spy on us.
00:24:22Listen in on everything we say.
00:24:25Then let's give him something to really listen to.
00:24:29Oh, you mean like a practical joke?
00:24:34Yeah.
00:24:35Let's radio them, then hang up!
00:24:39Ah!
00:24:40Oh, that's not going to teach him a lesson.
00:24:43But I know what will.
00:24:46You're late!
00:24:53Sorry, King Kroon, sir, but we were detained.
00:24:56There's a good reason.
00:24:57There is no good reason for tardiness.
00:25:00Help!
00:25:01What is this?
00:25:05It's an eavesdropping device, sir.
00:25:08A burg.
00:25:09I'm not interested in bugs.
00:25:11I'm interested in power.
00:25:13Supreme power.
00:25:15Unlimited power that will make me powerful.
00:25:22Hey, DK, what should we do with this shiny new amulet?
00:25:28You mean the one that is even more magical than the crystal coconut?
00:25:33More magical than the crystal coconut?
00:25:37Oh, where?
00:25:38Oh, where should we put it?
00:25:40Maybe we should hide it.
00:25:42Some place like the Forbidden Forest of Congo Bongo.
00:25:47No one will find it.
00:25:49You mean the lizards?
00:25:52Yeah.
00:25:53King Kroon and his cronies.
00:25:56Kroonies?
00:25:58What's a crony?
00:26:00Oh, it's a derogatory term used to describe heathen henchmen like ourselves who reside in the lowest level of authority.
00:26:04Please, you two room-spun idiots!
00:26:06Be quiet!
00:26:07I'm trying to eavesdrop.
00:26:08No one can find out we're hiding this magical, mysterious amulet in the Forbidden Forest.
00:26:15Clump!
00:26:16Clump!
00:26:17Crusher!
00:26:18To the Forbidden Forest!
00:26:19Immediately!
00:26:20I want that power source!
00:26:24Oh, what a great practical joke!
00:26:31Wait till Cranky hears this one!
00:26:35How many times have I told you not to play practical jokes?
00:26:40We were just having some fun.
00:26:42Every ape with a brain knows that's the amulet of Bugaboogee.
00:26:47Huh?
00:26:48It's nothing but pure evil.
00:26:50We're all in danger now.
00:26:52What should we do?
00:26:53You have to bring it someplace no one will ever go.
00:26:56Go to the Forbidden Forest and hide it in the Well of Woe.
00:27:01Whoa!
00:27:02No way am I going to the Forbidden Forest of Congo Bongo!
00:27:06You have to!
00:27:07The fate of Congo Bongo relies on it!
00:27:11I don't believe it!
00:27:13You're scared!
00:27:14Am not.
00:27:15I'm just looking out for you, little buddy.
00:27:19Wouldn't want you to get eaten by a bog monster.
00:27:27A bog monster!
00:27:29Will you two quit your goofing around and scat?
00:27:32There's no telling what kind of evil has already been unleashed!
00:27:35Now go!
00:27:39And hurry!
00:27:45Those knuckleheads!
00:27:47That'll teach them a lesson and keep them out of my fur for a while.
00:27:52If you ask me mother, she'll say, I's not so bad!
00:28:07But when I left the house, I took everything she had.
00:28:10I took her silver and her gold and scoffed her wind pan.
00:28:13I even took her aprons and her copper pots and pans!
00:28:16Lying, losing, stealing is the reason I'm a pirate!
00:28:19Ransacking pillager, don't knock it till you try it!
00:28:23Blundering and pilfering make up a healthy diet!
00:28:26Arr!
00:28:27Look at me!
00:28:28I'm doing a booty booty!
00:28:30The treasure is too big!
00:28:32It's carved the peaks of Kilimanjaro!
00:28:34As well as raid the tomb and steal the bombing from afar!
00:28:37Oh, I've swiped the crown jewels and Berlin's crystal ball!
00:28:40But the crystal coconut is the daddy of them all!
00:28:43If you want a job with all the riches you can stand!
00:28:47And all of the security of a great pension plan!
00:28:50Arr!
00:28:51Then come aboard!
00:28:52Lying, looting, stealing is the reason we are pirates!
00:28:55Ransacking, pillaging, don't knock it till you try it!
00:28:58Thundering and pilfering make up a healthy diet!
00:29:01Arr!
00:29:02Look at us!
00:29:03We're doing the booty boogie!
00:29:05Arr!
00:29:06See you see!
00:29:07We're doing the booty boogie!
00:29:09Yeah!
00:29:10What a nice assault!
00:29:11Fair one!
00:29:12Hip hop, hip hop!
00:29:13Company, fall!
00:29:14Crusher!
00:29:15Crusher!
00:29:16Whoa!
00:29:17Oh!
00:29:18Crusher!
00:29:19Crump!
00:29:20Where's the magic amulet?
00:29:21Haven't you found Donkey Kong yet?
00:29:22Uh...
00:29:23Almost, huh?
00:29:24Oh!
00:29:25Oh!
00:29:26Oh!
00:29:27Oh!
00:29:28Oh!
00:29:29Oh!
00:29:30Oh!
00:29:31Oh!
00:29:32Oh!
00:29:33Oh!
00:29:34Oh!
00:29:35Oh!
00:29:36Oh!
00:29:37Oh!
00:29:38Oh!
00:29:39Oh!
00:29:40Almost, sir!
00:29:41Almost?
00:29:42As in, I'm almost ready to barbecue your sorry carcass?
00:29:46Uh, no, uh, almost as in somewhere between not really and sorta kinda.
00:29:52Don't tell me you're lost!
00:29:55Oh!
00:29:56Negative, sir!
00:29:57My keen sense of sight, spell, and direction have yet to fail me!
00:30:01Hip hop!
00:30:02Hip hop!
00:30:03Hip hop!
00:30:04Hip hop!
00:30:05Hip hop!
00:30:06Hip hop!
00:30:07What you got?
00:30:08The general's brain can't hold a thought!
00:30:15Oh!
00:30:16D.K. is a scary cat!
00:30:18D.K. is a...
00:30:19Stop that!
00:30:20I am not!
00:30:21D.K.
00:30:22I know!
00:30:23I'm just funnin' ya!
00:30:24D.K.
00:30:25D.K.
00:30:26D.K.
00:30:27D.K.
00:30:28D.K.
00:30:29D.K.
00:30:30D.K.
00:30:31D.K.
00:30:32D.K.
00:30:33D.K.
00:30:34D.K.
00:30:35D.K.
00:30:36D.K.
00:30:37D.K.
00:30:38D.K.
00:30:39D.K.
00:30:40D.K.
00:30:41D.K.
00:30:42D.K.
00:30:43D.K.
00:30:44D.K.
00:30:45D.K.
00:30:46D.K.
00:30:47D.K.
00:30:48D.K.
00:30:49D.K.
00:30:50D.K.
00:30:51D.K.
00:30:52D.K.
00:30:53D.K.
00:30:54D.K.
00:30:55D.K.
00:30:56D.K.
00:30:57D.K.
00:30:58D.K.
00:30:59D.K.
00:31:00D.K.
00:31:01D.K.
00:31:02D.K.
00:31:03D.K.
00:31:04D.K.
00:31:05D.K. and Diddy found his crazy gadget, so I told him it was a magical amulet with evil powers!
00:31:14Then I sent him on a wild goose chase to the Forbidden Forest to get rid of it.
00:31:20But the place I sent them to doesn't even exist!
00:31:24Whoa! Negative karma, fossil man!
00:31:27What are you talking about?
00:31:28Zen law, dude! What goes around, comes around!
00:31:32You better flex a move to correct, or I'm betting you are regretted!
00:31:37Don't be silly! It's just a practical joke!
00:31:46Practical joke?
00:31:49A practical joke?
00:31:51I'm duped. And what's more, I've got Klump and Crusher in the Forbidden Forest, running after an amulet that's worthless!
00:31:59When all this time I could have been stealing the Crystal Coconut in Donkey Kong's absence!
00:32:06The Crystal Coconut!
00:32:14Crusher! Abort the mission, and come back to headquarters immediately!
00:32:18I can't!
00:32:21Why not?!
00:32:23Something bad happened!
00:32:28Then bind Klump, and tell him to get his leathery hide back here immediately!
00:32:33Clump!
00:32:37You don't have to shout!
00:32:39Clump!
00:32:40Ha-ha!
00:32:41Oh, hello there, sir!
00:32:43Everything, um...
00:32:45Under control, here!
00:32:47If I recall, my Villain Tutorials Lesson 109 states,
00:32:52When all else fails, implement and execute heinous diabolical plan...
00:32:59Yourself!
00:33:02Ha-ha-ha!
00:33:03Hey!
00:33:04How did you fit these little pirate dudes in the Zen gem?
00:33:07Pirates!
00:33:08What?
00:33:09Oh, no!
00:33:10They're on the island!
00:33:12I've got to warn Donkey Kong!
00:33:14Par out!
00:33:15Now the joke's on you!
00:33:17Carmic kickback!
00:33:19Ha-ha-ha!
00:33:20Just watch the coconut, will ya?
00:33:23Whoa!
00:33:24I'm sensing some really negative vibes!
00:33:29Whoa!
00:33:30Jump back, Jack!
00:33:32Arrgh!
00:33:33I be scurvy, not Jack!
00:33:35When I come in the name of me great-great-great-grandpappy
00:33:38to claim me birthright, the Crystal Coconut!
00:33:41I gotta tell you dudes, you are riding some serious negative waves!
00:33:48But you're in luck!
00:33:50I have cosmic jurisdiction to assign mantras!
00:33:54But before I can do that, you dudes'll need a major cosmic cleansing
00:33:59and total clearing of the chakras!
00:34:03No offense, but I think you dudes are missing the point!
00:34:07Aye, but you be missing more than that, mate!
00:34:11Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:34:17Did you hear that?
00:34:18Did it?
00:34:19Little bud?
00:34:20Where are you?
00:34:21Aaaah!
00:34:22The bog monster!
00:34:24Whoa!
00:34:25No!
00:34:26Go away!
00:34:28Cut it out, will ya?
00:34:30There's no such thing as bog monsters!
00:34:34Yes, there is.
00:34:35I saw one.
00:34:36When I was just a little monkey, Cranky always warned me not to go into the Forbidden Forest!
00:34:42You must have imagined it, DK!
00:34:44No!
00:34:45I didn't!
00:34:46I know what I saw!
00:34:47In the Forbidden Forest lurks a monster and you'll see
00:34:59How my childhood curiosity got the best of me
00:35:03With crusty skin and giant claws and dripping fangs and beady eyes
00:35:07His arms surround you, feels like drowning in mud pies
00:35:11A big bottom monster is coming after you
00:35:14His terrifying face will make you scream until you're blue
00:35:22His breath was awfully stinky, it could knock over a rhino
00:35:26His hair was full of maggots and his ears dripped something yellow
00:35:30I thought to myself, what could it be?
00:35:32His eyes were red from what I could see
00:35:34His arms were thicker than a tree, scared the bananas out of me
00:35:37The big bottom monster is coming after you
00:35:41His terrifying face will make you scream until you're blue
00:35:44The big bottom monster is coming after you
00:35:47You better run the past because he can catch us who you heard
00:35:50The big bottom monster is coming after you
00:35:52Razor shot, hit, close with your eyes, flames
00:35:54The big bottom monster is coming after you
00:36:00DK is a scaredy cat, DK is a...
00:36:04It could have been the bog monster
00:36:06No, we couldn't because there's nothing in this forest but you and me
00:36:14DK, back to the cabin, front of
00:36:16But we haven't found the well of woe yet
00:36:18There is no well of woe, you knucklehead
00:36:21I made it up to teach you two goons a lesson
00:36:24A practical joke?
00:36:26You mean the amulet isn't even evil?
00:36:29It's junk!
00:36:30Never mind that!
00:36:31Scurvy and his henchmen are on the island!
00:36:34You gotta hurry before...
00:36:36Oh no?
00:36:37Link, what's wrong?
00:36:38The crystal fogonaut
00:36:39Someone must be messing with it!
00:36:41It can only be...
00:36:42SCURVY!
00:36:43Kirby!
00:36:51Hold it right there soldiers!
00:36:53I demand to hand over that uh...
00:36:55That magical thingamajiggy!
00:36:57Give it to him!
00:36:58It's worthless anyway!
00:37:00Okay, here you go!
00:37:02Here you go!
00:37:03We're leaving now!
00:37:04We don't want to be eaten by the bog monster!
00:37:08Do you see that?
00:37:09I am a military genius!
00:37:11What do you say, Crusher?
00:37:13What's a bog monster?
00:37:17Oh, it's a big ugly hairy beast that eats anything in sight!
00:37:25Don't worry, I'm here!
00:37:26The crystal coconut is...
00:37:28Good!
00:37:29I'm too mad, hero dudes!
00:37:31The scum dudes with bad karma already took it!
00:37:34But if Scurvy has it, then he's probably on his ship getting ready to set sail!
00:37:39And if he's got the crystal coconut, then he's got...
00:37:42Cranky!
00:37:43We gotta bust a move, DK!
00:37:45Funky's plane!
00:37:54You're pathetic, dude!
00:37:59Ah!
00:38:00What the?
00:38:01Where am I?
00:38:02Hey!
00:38:03What's all my stuff doing here?
00:38:04Cutlass!
00:38:05Green Krunk!
00:38:06Load the rest of the booty and prepare to set sail!
00:38:11It's Curvy.
00:38:12He's got the crystal coconut.
00:38:13Now, keep going.
00:38:14Better get here soon, or I'm stuck with these goons!
00:38:17All right, you knuckle-dragging throwbacks!
00:38:23Hand over the coconut!
00:38:24True that, villain dude number two!
00:38:26Pirate villain dude number one beat you to it!
00:38:29Of all the low-doubt, dirty, rotten, yellow-bellied, slime-sucking tricks!
00:38:34That was my idea!
00:38:36This negative stuff is bombing me out big time!
00:38:41Well, I'll just steal it back!
00:38:44After all, there's nothing scurvy has that I don't have!
00:38:48Except the hand cannon!
00:38:50Hmm.
00:38:51Well then, I'll need reinforcements, won't I?
00:39:02Oh, it's the bog monster!
00:39:06Oh, don't be silly!
00:39:08Any halfwit can tell the difference between a plane engine and a bog monster!
00:39:15Whereas that is clearly a bog monster!
00:39:18Get out of there this instant!
00:39:22We need to get the crystal coconut!
00:39:24Well, I have something better, sir!
00:39:26I've retrieved the amulet!
00:39:28That piece of junk is as useless as you are!
00:39:31Oh no, sir!
00:39:32It's magical, mysterious!
00:39:33Only a complete moron would believe that!
00:39:36Button down the hatches, mateys!
00:39:43Who cares that the pirates have the coconut?
00:39:47After all, it's really this mysterious magical amulet that's the real power source!
00:39:55Poor Booty!
00:39:57If only I knew where to find it!
00:39:59I just hope they don't come to the forbidden forest to look for it!
00:40:05Hehehehe!
00:40:06There's no smarter pirate than me!
00:40:17Get your furry butts back up there and follow Scurvy!
00:40:19He just left to meet Karul and he's got the crystal coconut!
00:40:23Where to, Seaman?
00:40:24Oh, cranky!
00:40:25To the forbidden forest, hurry!
00:40:27No can do!
00:40:29Oh, not again!
00:40:31What are you talking about?
00:40:33When DK was a kid, he thinks he saw a bog monster!
00:40:36I didn't THINK!
00:40:38I SAW!
00:40:39There's no such thing as bog monsters!
00:40:42Oh yeah?
00:40:43Tell that to the one I saw!
00:40:44That was me that day, you big goof!
00:40:47What?
00:40:48I told you to stay out of the forbidden forest, but you wouldn't listen!
00:40:52So I had to find some way to make you stop!
00:40:55So there is no bog monster!
00:40:57That's what I've been telling you all along!
00:41:00So can we go now?
00:41:02We sure can, little buddy!
00:41:04There's nothing to be scared of now!
00:41:08Arr, okay, you lardbacked landlubber!
00:41:10Hand over the amulet!
00:41:12Oh no!
00:41:13It's a nasty old pirate!
00:41:15Okay, you win!
00:41:17I be wanting all the booty!
00:41:19The crystal coconut, too!
00:41:21Give it over!
00:41:22I would!
00:41:23But your hands are full!
00:41:25Allow me to relieve you of the hand cabin!
00:41:29Oh, why, thank you, mate!
00:41:32All right, you uneducated piece of vermin!
00:41:35Grrr!
00:41:36That be a nasty trick!
00:41:37Are you sure this is gonna work?
00:41:40It fooled me, didn't it?
00:41:41Just wait for my cue, then do your stuff!
00:41:46So, you hand over the cannon, and I give you the amulet?
00:41:50No!
00:41:51Keep the cannon!
00:41:52I only want the crystal coconut!
00:41:54Well, who gets the amulet?
00:41:56Who cares, you imbecile?
00:41:58Run for your lives!
00:42:01It's the bog monster!
00:42:02The bog monster!
00:42:04Run!
00:42:05Run for your lives!
00:42:06You'll get your...
00:42:07Who cares about the booty?
00:42:09Give me back me hand cannon!
00:42:12And then there was one!
00:42:14Run!
00:42:15Run!
00:42:16Run for your...
00:42:17Huh?
00:42:18Run!
00:42:19Uh-oh!
00:42:20Nice try, Donkey Kong!
00:42:21But as you can see, the one with the most toys wins!
00:42:25And that's me!
00:42:26Not for long!
00:42:27Look at you standing there!
00:42:28So foolish!
00:42:29So helpless!
00:42:30So pathetic!
00:42:31You can't do anything!
00:42:32Because I hold the ultimate power source!
00:42:33Great job, little buddy!
00:42:34You sounded so convincing!
00:42:35What are you talking about?
00:42:36I was waiting for your cue!
00:42:37I knew he'd fall for it!
00:42:38Huh?
00:42:39Huh?
00:42:40Huh?
00:42:41Huh?
00:42:42Ah!
00:42:43The bomb monster!
00:42:44The bomb monster!
00:42:45You can't do anything!
00:42:46You can't do anything!
00:42:47Because I hold the ultimate power source!
00:42:50Great job, little buddy!
00:42:52You sounded so convincing!
00:42:53What are you talking about?
00:42:55I was waiting for your cue!
00:42:57I knew he'd fall for it!
00:43:07Huh?
00:43:08Ah!
00:43:09The bomb monster!
00:43:12Ah!
00:43:13Oh no!
00:43:15Crusher, look!
00:43:16The bog monster!
00:43:18He ate King Karoole!
00:43:21Everything except in his head!
00:43:24You idiot!
00:43:26Get me out of here!
00:43:32Thanks to Diddy's bog monster impression,
00:43:34it's not likely we'll have to worry about seeing the pirates for a while.
00:43:38Bog monster?
00:43:39Huh!
00:43:40I'm glad I'm over that!
00:43:41Ah!
00:43:42Ah!
00:43:43Ah!
00:43:44Funky!
00:43:45He's still in the barrel!
00:43:47Funky!
00:43:48Are you okay?
00:43:49Maxed and relaxed!
00:43:51All those negative vibes burn me out!
00:43:54So I decided to just chill and cluck some Z's!
00:43:59Hey little dude!
00:44:00You found my hood ornament!
00:44:02Hood ornament?
00:44:04I lost it on my last barrel run!
00:44:06But no!
00:44:07I got it back!
00:44:08Ha ha!
00:44:09That's karma!
00:44:10What goes around comes around!
00:44:14You got it dudes!
00:44:15Better!
00:44:16Better!
00:44:17Ha ha ha!
00:44:18Ha ha ha!
00:44:19Don't you get it?
00:44:22Ha ha ha ha!
00:44:24Now the joke's on us!
00:44:26Son of a shit!
00:44:27Ha ha ha!
00:44:28Ha ha ha!
00:44:29Ha ha ha!
00:44:30Ha ha ha!
00:44:31Ha ha ha!
00:44:32Ha ha ha!
00:44:33Ha ha ha!
00:44:34Ha ha ha!
00:44:35Hey DK!
00:44:36You wanna come and see the...
00:44:37Whoa!
00:44:38Whoa!
00:44:39Diddy!
00:44:40You okay?
00:44:41Speak to me little buddy!
00:44:42Speak to me!
00:44:43Only one thing worse than a bruised banana!
00:44:45Oh!
00:44:46Oh!
00:44:47Oh!
00:44:48Oh!
00:44:49Oh!
00:44:50Oh!
00:44:51Oh!
00:44:52Oh!
00:44:53Oh!
00:44:54Diddy!
00:44:55You okay?
00:44:56Speak to me little buddy!
00:44:57Speak to me!
00:44:58Only one thing worse than a bruised banana!
00:45:02Oh!
00:45:03A bruised butt!
00:45:04Some best pal!
00:45:07Tricking me like that!
00:45:08Ha ha ha!
00:45:09I got you good didn't I?
00:45:10Ha ha ha!
00:45:11Ha ha ha!
00:45:12Yeah you did!
00:45:13Guess I better clean these pills up before something really bad happens!
00:45:17Whoa!
00:45:28Hold on big buddy!
00:45:29I'm coming!
00:45:33DK?
00:45:34DK are you okay?
00:45:35Oh DK speak to me bestest pal in the whole world!
00:45:38Speak to me!
00:45:43Oh!
00:45:48Huh?
00:45:50Who are you?
00:45:52Who am I?
00:45:53Oh!
00:45:54I'm Diddy!
00:45:55Your bestest pal in the whole world remember?
00:45:57Diddy?
00:45:58Oh!
00:45:59Ha ha ha!
00:46:00I get it!
00:46:01Now you're trying to trick me!
00:46:03Ha ha!
00:46:04Aren't you Donkey Kong?
00:46:05Donkey Kong?
00:46:06Huh!
00:46:07Jumping banana bugs!
00:46:08Oh!
00:46:09DK you've lost your memory!
00:46:10Cranky!
00:46:11Cranky!
00:46:12Cranky!
00:46:13Is that my name?
00:46:14No!
00:46:15Oh!
00:46:16Never mind!
00:46:17Just don't move till I get back!
00:46:19Oh!
00:46:20You've got problems!
00:46:21I say he's the one with the problems!
00:46:25Oh no no no no no no no no no no!
00:46:28Oh that Donkey Kong?
00:46:31Is there some sort of rule that says boyfriends always have to be late?
00:46:36Well this time I'm not taking...
00:46:38Gee sorry Candy I forgot for an answer!
00:46:41That big ape might not know it but he's in big trouble!
00:46:46If we digs any deeper we'll sink the island!
00:46:53Aye!
00:46:54Are you sure we buried our treasure here Captain Scurvy sir?
00:46:59Aye!
00:47:00X marks the spot!
00:47:01It be buried here!
00:47:02Positively!
00:47:03Why I'd even stake my reputation as the Scurvy of Sea Dog on it!
00:47:06I'd uh...
00:47:09Eh but even so...
00:47:11You might wants to take a little look um...
00:47:14Over there!
00:47:15Why does we bury the treasure Captain?
00:47:18Why does we bury the treasure?
00:47:21WHY DOES WE BURIE THE TREASURE?!
00:47:24Cutlass!
00:47:25Tell Mr. Greencroc here why we be burying treasure!
00:47:28Ahem!
00:47:29According to section 3 paragraph 4 of the pirate handbook
00:47:33Any and all treasure required by ill-gotten means shall and will be systematically buried!
00:47:38Sir!
00:47:39So there be your answer Mr. Greencroc smarty boots!
00:47:44No!
00:47:45Not another word!
00:47:46But if we'd just be digging it up again...
00:47:49Are your ears full of cotton Taylor?!
00:47:51Excuse me fellas!
00:47:54Maybe you can help me out!
00:47:56I don't know who I am!
00:47:57Help you out?!
00:47:58Why I'd sooner run ye through with...
00:48:01Don't know who ye be!
00:48:03You see...
00:48:04I got bumped in the head and now...
00:48:06Mmm...
00:48:07Who am I?
00:48:08You're Donkey Croc!
00:48:10Huh?
00:48:11Hey!
00:48:12Donkey Croc!
00:48:13Me own first mate!
00:48:14But I'm your first mate!
00:48:16Huh?
00:48:17Surely you must remember Mr. Greencroc!
00:48:19And me second mate...
00:48:21Cutlass!
00:48:22Donkey Croc!
00:48:23Donkey Croc!
00:48:24I'm a pirate!
00:48:27You say he landed on his head?
00:48:29Yeah!
00:48:30Good thing!
00:48:31Otherwise he might have hurt himself!
00:48:32Oh!
00:48:33What do we do Cranky?
00:48:34He must have wandered off!
00:48:36Find Funky!
00:48:37Use his plane for an air search!
00:48:39Good idea!
00:48:40This better not be Donkey Kong trying to trick me so he can forget about the twenty bananas he owes me!
00:48:47Or I'll give him something he'll never forget!
00:48:52You know...
00:48:53The thing I don't remember most is...
00:48:56Being a croc!
00:48:57You sure I'm not some kind of monkey?
00:49:00Oh!
00:49:01You be as croc as they come, Donkey Croc!
00:49:04Here!
00:49:05Seize for yourself!
00:49:10Arr!
00:49:12Feast your eyes!
00:49:15Look into the mirror or it never lies!
00:49:18You're a pirate!
00:49:19Can't you see that this is no disguise?
00:49:22You live to loot and pillage, beam and terrorize!
00:49:27Your reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory!
00:49:31Trust your eyes!
00:49:33Arr!
00:49:34The mirror never lies!
00:49:37Arr!
00:49:39How can this be?
00:49:41I faintly recall swinging tree to tree!
00:49:44Now I see a pirate that's in front of me!
00:49:48With slimy skin and beady-eyed, what a surprise!
00:49:53The reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory!
00:49:57Trust my eye!
00:49:59The mirror never lies!
00:50:03The reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory!
00:50:08Trust your eye!
00:50:10Arr!
00:50:11The mirror never lies!
00:50:14The mirror never lies!
00:50:17The mirror never lies!
00:50:18The mirror never lies!
00:50:19The mirror never lies!
00:50:20The mirror never lies!
00:50:21The mirror never lies!
00:50:22The mirror never lies!
00:50:23The mirror never lies!
00:50:24The mirror never lies!
00:50:25The mirror never lies!
00:50:26The mirror never lies!
00:50:27The mirror never lies!
00:50:28The mirror never lies!
00:50:29The mirror never lies!
00:50:30The mirror never lies!
00:50:31The mirror never lies!
00:50:32The mirror never lies!
00:50:33me hard leaves and shiver me tree trunks a scurvy pirate takes silver a low-down bilge rat takes
00:50:42gold but there be only one prize for the lowest of the low pirate scum dog such as ye donkey crook
00:50:48the crystal coconut the gem what holds the power of the seven seas
00:50:55aye aye nose nose throat throat uh any idea where i might be finding one of them coconuts
00:51:07throw him a map any sign of him diddy dude no from me oh wait i see something
00:51:17oh pirates whoa the peg leg eye patching dudes are back but we better warn frankie with dk lost the
00:51:26crystal coca that is in danger roger over and out
00:51:29my favorite banana necklace is gone and whoever stole it left this
00:51:43clove clove gone eddie clove gone
00:51:51leave leave leave leave leave leave leave snack
00:51:59he stole your throne king karoo sir donkey kong stole your throne i'm aware of that general clump
00:52:24but the question i want answered is why
00:52:29pirates eh without question crocs of the skull and crossborn variety and still no sign of dk
00:52:43then who's gonna protect the crystal coconut
00:52:46yeah donkey kong to the rescue i'll take that
00:52:52was he wearing an eye patch
00:52:58the name's donkey clock
00:53:04the donkey dude thinks he's a pirate dude
00:53:10and he just pirated the crystal coconut
00:53:12now what do we do
00:53:14a pretty good day's pirate and i'd say donkey car i mean croc
00:53:22now what be we doing lads
00:53:27section three paragraph four get the scurvy sir
00:53:32gift rabbit bury it you walnut brained bottom feeder
00:53:37we be pirates it be treasure so we be burying the treasure
00:53:42all except this of course
00:53:45so that's it there's the reason donkey kong took my throne
00:53:53uh he uh wanted a seat
00:53:56no you knucklehead
00:53:58for some reason donkey kong thinks he's a pirate
00:54:02so he's pirating everything that's not glued down
00:54:06well maybe he's brainwashed
00:54:09something only you'd be immune to
00:54:13uh he could be uh hypotized
00:54:17whatever
00:54:18the question now is
00:54:21how can i use this turn of events
00:54:23to get the crystal coconut
00:54:25into my claws
00:54:27ah here it is memory loss
00:54:32it says a recently lost memory
00:54:35can be restored by
00:54:36oh cranky
00:54:37oh that's it
00:54:38what's
00:54:39maybe we should get him to dig the holes before we get rid of him
00:54:57yay but i can't stands anymore that monkey stuff on my ship
00:55:03easy for you to say
00:55:04you just holded the map you don't have to dig
00:55:09what be that third mate
00:55:12ahoy donkey croc
00:55:14i be needing you to do me another favor
00:55:16more booty captain
00:55:18nar this time lad
00:55:20i want you to go ashore and capture a scurvy sea dog
00:55:23goes by the name of donkey kong
00:55:27hi hi no
00:55:31just get on with it
00:55:33the landlubber's going to hunt east south
00:55:39donkey kong had an accident
00:55:45is he okay cranky
00:55:48well he got whacked on the head
00:55:49lost his memory
00:55:50thinks he's a pirate
00:55:51stole the crystal coconut
00:55:52and now we can't find him
00:55:53according to my book
00:55:55we've only got one hope
00:55:57you want me to bonk him on the head again
00:55:59if that's all it took to get his memory back
00:56:02i do it myself
00:56:03with pleasure
00:56:05i'm afraid it's not that simple
00:56:07guess i should have asked the captain for a map or something
00:56:16where on earth have you been
00:56:18you've got me confused with someone else
00:56:22i'm donkey croc the pirate
00:56:24and i'm looking for donkey kong the
00:56:26your donkey kong is
00:56:37well listen dear can i make it clear i can't believe you can't see what we see here a crocodile a superior species your donkey croc initials dc looking at your claws you could be
00:56:44I make it clear, I can't believe you can't see what we see here, a crocodile of superior species, your donkey croc initials DC, looking at your claws, you could be one of my in-laws, cause you're one of us, one of us, you mean and green scaly sheen, can't you see you're one of us, you walk a walk, my brother croc, arm in arm, together we rock!
00:57:09Well, if what you say is true, then I guess we're brothers same color with a similar you, with these fangs and this scaly skin, there's no question that we're family next of kin, cause I'm one of you, one of you, the same crew, nothing I can do, I can see I'm one of you, one of you, one of you, the same crew,
00:57:39I'm really one of you!
00:57:42I'm one of you!
00:57:46It's been a long time since you've done a job for me, Donkey Rule.
00:58:00If you say it has, you wouldn't by any chance know where you could get your hands on, say, um, Crystal Coconut, would you?
00:58:09I know just where one is!
00:58:15I thought you might!
00:58:25Bad's on him, Diddy Dude!
00:58:27Before you take another step, I want you to try to remember the time we were trapped together in those barrels!
00:58:34Well, me little guppies, let's see you get out of this one!
00:58:41Arr!
00:58:42Let us go, Scurby!
00:58:43Oh, I'll let you go!
00:58:45You will?
00:58:46Just as soon as I find some shark-infested waters!
00:58:49And now with Donkey Kong out of my way, nothing can stop me!
00:59:01Except me, Squid Face!
00:59:03Donkey Kong!
00:59:04I'm sorry, did I interrupt something?
00:59:06Get those knuckle dragon landlubbers!
00:59:12I need some backup here!
00:59:14Stand still!
00:59:15Help!
00:59:18You were saying banana slime!
00:59:23Remember?
00:59:26Sorry, no.
00:59:27Now, if you don't mind, try tripping back to when you were moving and grooving in the temple of the Inka Dinka Dude.
00:59:36Is it me, or does the floor seem a little narrow?
00:59:40Why look at the negative, DK?
00:59:42Yeah, besides, we're monkeys.
00:59:44To us, that's a highway!
00:59:47Well, here goes!
00:59:50A little drum music, if you please!
00:59:55Let me know if you see...
00:59:58Anything!
01:00:00DK!
01:00:01Duck!
01:00:04Don't stop!
01:00:05Keep moving!
01:00:06Let your body do the brain work!
01:00:15Banana Slammer!
01:00:20Uh-uh. Not me.
01:00:22Oh, come on! There's gotta be something you remember!
01:00:25Something that'll convince you you're not Donkey Croc the Pirate!
01:00:28Well, of course I'm not Donkey Croc the Pirate!
01:00:33I'm Donkey Rule!
01:00:35Donkey Rule?!
01:00:38Better run!
01:00:39I'm on my way to the Crystal Coconut Booking Gruul!
01:00:43This is even worse!
01:00:47Hold it right there!
01:01:01Not another one!
01:01:03Listen, old timer!
01:01:05Before you try to tell me I'm someone I'm not, I'll tell you exactly who I am!
01:01:10I'm Donkey Rule!
01:01:13Donkey Rule?!
01:01:15Boy, this doesn't get any easier!
01:01:17I'll have to pull out the heavy artillery!
01:01:20You need a hand lifting it, old timer?
01:01:23He sure didn't lose any of his intellect!
01:01:26Knock off the old timer stuff and listen to me!
01:01:29You're Donkey Kong and you're going to remember the time when...
01:01:33Oh, save me!
01:01:40Ripple Jones!
01:01:42Banana Slammer!
01:01:52He who laughs last, loves this!
01:02:00Why, you little...
01:02:01D.K., it's over!
01:02:03D.K., it's over!
01:02:15No!
01:02:19D.K.!
01:02:20D.K.!
01:02:28The curse of the Double Dupload can easily be reversed.
01:02:33Read these words and you will see your island is no longer cursed.
01:02:39D.K.
01:02:41Donkey Kong saves the day!
01:02:44D.K.
01:02:45D.K.
01:02:46D.K.
01:02:47D.K.
01:02:48D.K.
01:02:49D.K.
01:02:50D.K.
01:02:51D.K.
01:02:52D.K.
01:02:53D.K.
01:02:54D.K.
01:02:55D.K.
01:02:56D.K.
01:02:57D.K.
01:02:58D.K.
01:02:59D.K.
01:03:00D.K.
01:03:01D.K.
01:03:02D.K.
01:03:03D.K.
01:03:04D.K.
01:03:05D.K.
01:03:06D.K.
01:03:07D.K.
01:03:08D.K.
01:03:09Get my old sweetie pie, who are you?
01:03:12What?
01:03:13My name's Donkey Rule, what's yours?
01:03:17This is hopeless.
01:03:19I am your old sweetie pie, you, you big banana for brains.
01:03:33Keith, what happened?
01:03:36What did you hit me with, Cranky?
01:03:38I didn't hit you with anything, you big...
01:03:40Cranky, wait, did you call him Cranky?
01:03:43Sure I did, Candy.
01:03:45I was gonna call him something else, but you were present.
01:03:51What are you staring at?
01:03:52You look like you don't remember who I am.
01:03:54I'm Donkey Kong, your boyfriend, Candy.
01:03:58Oh, yeah, he's back.
01:04:01He's back.
01:04:02I love you, Donkey Kong.
01:04:03Yeah.
01:04:06Where did I go?
01:04:07No time to explain now.
01:04:08You've got to get the Crystal Coconut back from those pirates.
01:04:11Pirates?
01:04:12Don't worry.
01:04:12I have a plan.
01:04:13T- Australian
01:04:19King Gator, what goes by the name rule.
01:04:24Closing in on us.
01:04:25Im the company of, an army of killer frogs.
01:04:28Puts anchor!
01:04:29Full snails ahead!
01:04:30Save your scurvy high before it's too late.
01:04:32Before it's too late. I'll hide the treasure. Don't worry. X marks the spot.
01:04:39What the hell?
01:04:41Pass up!
01:04:44King-Ka-Roo! King-Ka-Roo! Donkey-Ka-Roo! I mean, Donkey-Roo! You're back!
01:04:53Where's the Crystal Coconut?
01:04:55I had to hide it. There are pirates everywhere. It's in a secret place. X marks the spot.
01:05:02Boy, it sure is nice having the Crystal Coconut back.
01:05:09You can say that again.
01:05:11Boy, it sure is nice having the...
01:05:14And to think that all this trouble started because DK was careless with his banana peels.
01:05:20I've learned my lesson, Diddy. From now on, I've put my banana peels where they belong.
01:05:26Gee, where's that, DK?
01:05:32Scurvy, you pestering pirate!
01:05:49Karoo, you bilge rat!
01:05:55It's mine!
01:05:56It's mine!
01:05:57Flood!
01:05:58Flood!
01:06:00Wa-a-a-a-a!
01:06:03AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
01:06:05BOOM!
01:06:15Gah muhm!
01:06:17Oh...
01:06:19Errr...
01:06:21Uh...
01:06:22Um, ah, ah...
01:06:27Oh, ho, ho...
01:06:27Shhh!
01:06:30Oh, ho, ho, ho....
01:06:31aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
01:06:33Eeeh, eeeh, eeeh, eeeh, eeeh, eeeh!
01:06:53Arr, when I was a young lad, my father said to me,
01:06:57Arr, lend an ear and learn some pirate history,
01:07:00A once a fearsome pirate ruled the seven seas,
01:07:03He was your great, great, great, grandpappy, Quint Scurvy.
01:07:07He told me tall tales of his ill-begotten gains,
01:07:10But the greatest treasure of them all still haunts me to this day.
01:07:16I'll make you shrug the deck and then I'll throw you in the brig,
01:07:19I swear I'll make you walk a plank to right the wrong you did.
01:07:23The day you mess with Scurvy, I wish you'll ever mourn,
01:07:26When the coconut is mine, then you'll feel his pirate scorn.
01:07:32He hid it in an idol where it stayed for many years,
01:07:35But the eye of Inka-Dinka-Doo did shed the crystal tear,
01:07:38It lay upon the ground until, much to my surprise,
01:07:42A stupid ape just wandered by and snatched my treasured prize.
01:07:45He discovered it possessed extraordinary power,
01:07:49But stealing it from Scurvy would be his darkest hour.
01:07:53I'll make you shrug the deck and then I'll throw you in the brig,
01:07:57I swear I'll make you walk a plank to right the wrong you did.
01:08:01The day you mess with Scurvy, I wish you'd ever mourn,
01:08:04When the coconut is mine, then you'll feel his pirate scorn.
01:08:07When the coconut is mine, then you'll feel his pirate scorn.
01:08:11The
01:08:12The
01:08:13The
01:08:15The
01:08:17The
01:08:19The
01:08:21The
01:08:33A quiet life. Nothing ever happens around here.
01:08:38No one calls me, no one comes to visit.
01:08:41The
01:08:47The
01:08:48In the name of me great-great-great-grandpeppy Captain Scurvy,
01:08:51May maggots ravage his rotten remains,
01:08:53Hand over me birthright!
01:08:55Hand over the crystal coconut!
01:08:57Scurvy?
01:08:58Captain Scurvy, you dimwitted Simeon!
01:09:01I'm back.
01:09:03But you're stranded on a desert island. You're lost at sea.
01:09:07You were chomped by sharks!
01:09:10Aye, but life isn't all fun and games.
01:09:13We've come back to get what's rightfully mine.
01:09:16We?
01:09:19Hand over the coconut, or we'll chop you to bits!
01:09:22Yeah! Chop him to bits! Chop him to bits!
01:09:25Four bits! Six bits!
01:09:27Easy! Easy! What coconut?
01:09:31The crystal coconut!
01:09:33Never heard of it.
01:09:34The coconut, me great-great-great-great-grandpeppy Scurvy,
01:09:37stashed on this island.
01:09:39Sounds to me like you've lost your coconut.
01:09:43I'm telling you, never heard of it.
01:09:45Never seen it.
01:09:46I don't have it.
01:09:47Ha-ha! Coconut?
01:09:49Did somebody say coconut?
01:09:51What?
01:09:53That's not a coconut.
01:09:55Open it! Now!
01:09:57But I...
01:09:58I don't have the coconut, Squidbreath!
01:10:01Now get out of my house!
01:10:03Right!
01:10:04This!
01:10:05Second!
01:10:06Or I'll...
01:10:07I'll...
01:10:08I'll...
01:10:09Yes?
01:10:10Oops.
01:10:13There she glows!
01:10:15What do you know?
01:10:17How'd that get there?
01:10:19Well, now that we've solved that pesky little mystery,
01:10:22I'll take what's mine and...
01:10:24Forget it, Barnacle Bottom!
01:10:26Step back!
01:10:27You can't have it!
01:10:28Argh!
01:10:29Target practice!
01:10:31Someone call target practice?
01:10:34Donkey Kong!
01:10:36Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:10:37I'll blow you out of the water!
01:10:40Argh!
01:10:41Argh!
01:10:42Argh!
01:10:43Argh!
01:10:44As steady as she goes now!
01:10:45Argh!
01:10:46Argh!
01:10:53Abandon ship!
01:11:01That's it.
01:11:02Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:11:07Oh, yes!
01:11:09Oh, splendid orb of power!
01:11:12You little beauty!
01:11:14Soon you'll be all mine!
01:11:18Are you comfy, Clump?
01:11:20Um, no.
01:11:21This is a very unconventional way to invade enemy territory.
01:11:25A way that should cause me pain, Your Majesty!
01:11:28Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:11:29Better you than me!
01:11:31Yes, sir.
01:11:32Eh?
01:11:33Oops!
01:11:34Hard eye!
01:11:35He veure!
01:11:36Yea!
01:11:37AIP!
01:11:38AIP!
01:11:39CAOB!
01:11:40AIP!
01:11:41One...
01:11:42Morse!
01:11:43Fire!
01:11:44Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:11:46Air!
01:11:47I got it!
01:11:48I got it!
01:11:49I got the coconut!
01:11:50I got it!
01:11:51Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:11:52I got it!
01:11:54That's brilliant!
01:11:55That was brilliant!
01:11:56Get me outta here!
01:11:57Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:11:59Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:12:00It was airborne! Zip! Out of here!
01:12:02With the coconut!
01:12:05You've got to get it back, now!
01:12:21Oh, candy!
01:12:22Yoo-hoo!
01:12:24Candy! Candy! Candy!
01:12:26What do you want, Bluster?
01:12:29Hot quiz! Who's the handsomest, bravest ape in all of Kongo Bongo, hmm?
01:12:35That's easy! I go out with him! It's Donkey Kong!
01:12:39Wrong answer. Incorrect.
01:12:41Shall I give you a hint?
01:12:42No.
01:12:43I will anyway.
01:12:44Don't bother.
01:12:46What? Ah! Karool!
01:12:50Ah!
01:12:51What do you want, Karool?
01:12:52We are here to seize the factory! I have the coconut!
01:12:57Uh-oh!
01:12:58Uh-oh!
01:13:00Mommy!
01:13:01You're the master!
01:13:02The Poobah!
01:13:04What's mine is yours! What's hers is yours!
01:13:08What's yours is yours! All of it, yours!
01:13:11Bluster, you spineless worm!
01:13:14He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he!
01:13:16Well, my little monkey minion, this is the plan!
01:13:21Reconfigure the factory! Manufacture exploding barrels!
01:13:24Dozens of them! Hundreds of them! Thousands!
01:13:27I'll stockpile so much ammunition, no one will stand in my way!
01:13:32Now get to work!
01:13:34What?
01:13:35Me? Work?
01:13:36I never work!
01:13:39Yes, well, I see your point.
01:13:45More exploding barrels!
01:13:47We'll blast the apes back to the Stone Age!
01:13:50Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
01:14:20coconut bath pronto oh I don't care I'll just get it back what now what a weird
01:14:30day I'm telling you something's in the air barrel bombs
01:14:37oh bombs away oh manual labor how soul-crushing how humiliating
01:14:50splendid it's perfect soon all of Congo Bongo will be wrapped around my little claw
01:14:59my beautiful barrels reduced to smithereens
01:15:05it's enough to make a grown ape creep I can't destroy another I can't now move out of our way
01:15:16sniveling simeon
01:15:18bombs away
01:15:21send more down more more
01:15:29oh wait a turn
01:15:34it is my turn
01:15:38donkey kong
01:15:39bombs away carul
01:15:43yeah bombs away you pond
01:15:45jack easy now let's not get too excited jump to conclusions we're just having a bit of fun
01:15:52couple of laughs yes time for you to take a walk
01:16:01crawl and leave the coconut behind while you're at it
01:16:05I don't think so I don't think so this is my command performance
01:16:12quick for the mine car good diversionary tactics majesty
01:16:23oh mommy we got a little buddy banana slammer
01:16:37oh dear we've got company the enemy's closing in
01:16:43can't you make this thing go any faster I'm trying but we're at maximum speed
01:16:50we're gaining on them
01:16:51oh dear this is bad if we make it to the factory I'm mincemeat lizard bait
01:17:08oh yes
01:17:11a plunderbuss hold it right there pond yaks stop this thing and let me go or I'll blow you to bits
01:17:21what we surrender don't shoot
01:17:25bluster
01:17:26hey soldier look out
01:17:28bingo
01:17:32long head
01:17:37ninny
01:17:38newt
01:17:39you toss the coconut
01:17:41your majesty
01:17:43we were calling
01:17:45yaks donkey kong
01:17:47I'm coming to get you lizard lips
01:17:50cop get this
01:17:52ah
01:17:54whoa
01:18:02to the
01:18:05uh
01:18:07papa
01:18:07what do we do now dk
01:18:11we gotta bust a move little buddy
01:18:13we gotta get the coconut
01:18:14wait
01:18:15halt
01:18:16don't go after them
01:18:18what are you talking about
01:18:19they got the coconut bluster
01:18:21do they
01:18:23are you sure
01:18:25pop quiz
01:18:26who's the bravest ape on congo bongo
01:18:28who's got the coconut
01:18:29hmm
01:18:30ta da
01:18:31the coconut
01:18:32bluster
01:18:34I
01:18:34I
01:18:35I
01:18:35I
01:18:35I
01:18:36I don't get it
01:18:37cranky open up
01:18:43go away
01:18:45whatever it is you're selling
01:18:47I'm not buying
01:18:48get a load of this
01:18:49we got the coconut
01:18:51nope
01:18:52not buying
01:18:53get it
01:18:54you cold cranky
01:18:57let's go inside and I'll put the coconut back in his place
01:19:01I'm not gonna tell you again
01:19:03no coconut
01:19:05scram
01:19:06oh I don't get it
01:19:08you tell diddy and me to get the coconut
01:19:11oh wait a sec
01:19:12I get it
01:19:13you need a password
01:19:15I don't know the password
01:19:17I told you
01:19:19you can't come in
01:19:21I know I know
01:19:23it's the cranky pokey
01:19:25you put your right foot in
01:19:27and shake it all about
01:19:29do the cranky pokey
01:19:31and you turn yourself around
01:19:33that's what it's all about
01:19:35ha ha ha ha ha
01:19:37numskulls
01:19:38okay okay okay I did it
01:19:41now can I put the coconut back
01:19:43no
01:19:44one more step you scallywag
01:19:51and I'll shoot
01:19:52oh
01:19:53you meant
01:19:54don't come in
01:19:56put the coconuts down
01:19:58I don't believe this
01:20:00go on put it down
01:20:02you
01:20:03go get it
01:20:05no sudden moves around with you
01:20:08all right men
01:20:10we got the booty
01:20:11now let's scooty
01:20:13I tried to warn you
01:20:20that wasn't a warning
01:20:22it was a convulsion
01:20:24we gotta get the coconut back
01:20:26again
01:20:27and now I have reclaimed the coconut
01:20:34I will rule the six seed
01:20:36last I counted there was seven
01:20:40even better
01:20:42plunder pillage
01:20:43shack and loot
01:20:44we stole a coconut
01:20:46from that cranky old coot
01:20:47I don't see it
01:21:01do you see it?
01:21:02let's go around
01:21:03one more time
01:21:04there it is
01:21:08yup I see it
01:21:09funky the ship's right below us
01:21:12cool I'll splash you down
01:21:14right next to the ship
01:21:15I'm out of here
01:21:26I'm out of here
01:21:27heesh
01:21:40some splashdown
01:21:42well we made it
01:21:44barely
01:21:44hey
01:21:45where is everyone
01:21:47maybe they abandoned ship
01:21:49maybe we caught them by surprise
01:21:51surprise
01:21:52yikes
01:21:56stowaways
01:21:57I don't like stowaways
01:21:59we're not stowaways
01:22:01we're here for the coconut
01:22:02pirates then
01:22:04even worse
01:22:05what should we do with them mates
01:22:07with the six em
01:22:08we'll keelhaul them
01:22:10we can walk the plank
01:22:11all of the above
01:22:14little buddy
01:22:16looks like we're in a jam
01:22:18you're not kidding
01:22:19DK
01:22:20pillage, thunder, sack and steel
01:22:27down to the hold
01:22:28goes the shark's next meal
01:22:30well me little guppies
01:22:41let's see you get out of this one
01:22:43gnar
01:22:44got you over a barrel
01:22:47let us go scurvy
01:22:49oh I'll let you go
01:22:51you will
01:22:52just as soon as I find
01:22:54some shark infested waters
01:22:55yikes
01:22:58sharks
01:22:59did he say sharks
01:23:01oh I hate sharks
01:23:03did you say sharks
01:23:05did he hate sharks
01:23:06oh that's the point chub
01:23:08chumming for sharks
01:23:10chumming for sharks
01:23:11plunder pillage, sack and loot
01:23:16decay fitted for a shark skin suit
01:23:19so long chums
01:23:24shark bait
01:23:26it's useless
01:23:31I'm out of gas
01:23:32I need bananas
01:23:34hey
01:23:35yo
01:23:36yeah you
01:23:37what do you call these
01:23:39clap trap
01:23:40no ding dong
01:23:41bananas
01:23:42can you chomp us out of here
01:23:44uh-uh
01:23:45neither
01:23:46no how
01:23:46got no teeth
01:23:48but I'll make you a deal
01:23:49I like the taste of a pirate ship
01:24:01a yummy boat filled with gold
01:24:04it's so hip
01:24:05scurvy took my teeth
01:24:07cause he's afraid of me
01:24:09he knows I'll eat everything I see
01:24:13I got a deal that you can't refuse
01:24:17I got the key
01:24:19something you can use
01:24:21if you don't help me
01:24:23then it looks like we're beat
01:24:25someone get my teeth back
01:24:28I gotta eat
01:24:29haven't had a checkup in a century
01:24:40I can't recall a single cavity
01:24:44pardon me for frowning
01:24:47I don't mean to be rude
01:24:48without my teeth
01:24:50I'm dumping on my food
01:24:52that captain scurvy man
01:24:55what a pest
01:24:56he took my teeth
01:24:58and threw them in the crew's nest
01:25:00if you don't help me
01:25:02then it looks like we're beat
01:25:04someone get my teeth back
01:25:06someone get my teeth back
01:25:08someone get my teeth back
01:25:10I gotta eat
01:25:12look out you beauties
01:25:20here comes Donkey Kong
01:25:22and now with Donkey Kong out of my way
01:25:49nothing can stop me
01:25:51except me
01:25:53squid face
01:25:54Donkey Kong
01:25:55Donkey Kong
01:25:58I'm sorry
01:25:59did I interrupt something
01:26:00get those knuckle dragon landlubbers
01:26:03here they come
01:26:04oh boy
01:26:05you go right
01:26:06I'll go left
01:26:07I need some backup here
01:26:16stem steel and I'll beck you
01:26:19get him
01:26:21smash him
01:26:22what are you waiting for
01:26:24I was kidding
01:26:25I was kidding
01:26:26don't be done
01:26:32stop running
01:26:35and I'll run you too
01:26:36help
01:26:37you were saying
01:26:41bananas
01:26:42and another one
01:26:45oh
01:26:46we sure taught them a thing or two
01:26:54we got all of them
01:26:55yep
01:26:57both of them
01:26:58you know what
01:26:59come to think of it
01:27:00there was a third
01:27:01scurvy
01:27:03that's right mateys
01:27:04now it's my little cannon
01:27:06against little old you
01:27:08let's see who wins
01:27:12time to split little buddy
01:27:13oh no I'm ruined
01:27:27that's right scurvy
01:27:29I got my teeth back
01:27:31and there's not gonna be enough ship left
01:27:34to pick your teeth with
01:27:35no my ship
01:27:42oh no
01:27:43plunder
01:27:55pillage
01:27:56sack and loot
01:27:57argh
01:27:58shut up
01:28:00wha
01:28:01shut up
01:28:02shut up
01:28:02shut up
01:28:03shut up
01:28:03shut up
01:28:04wha
01:28:11phew
01:28:11some pleasure cruise
01:28:14at least we saved the coconut
01:28:16hey buddies
01:28:18missed me
01:28:19yikes
01:28:20clap trap
01:28:21uh
01:28:22you're not still hungry are you
01:28:24that first course is a little salty
01:28:26I'm not in the mood for dessert
01:28:28woo
01:28:29yet
01:28:44uh
01:28:50the
01:28:52so
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