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00:00If you want to achieve peace, you must prepare for war.
00:06If you want to achieve peace, never run out of suppositories. I mean it.
00:14Notification from the Kabuki Police Station Martial Arts First Division.
00:19The bank robbers who stole 500 grand have been on the run for two weeks already.
00:24It says right here, if these faces ring a bell, catch them.
00:28Don't they mean call 9-1-1?
00:31No, they're telling us to catch them. The reward is 10 grand.
00:42Well, they've probably already escaped to someplace far away.
00:46Time for work then!
00:58Ugh. Hiding into school was a good move since people won't expect us to be here.
01:05But two weeks is just too tough.
01:08And we've already run out of food.
01:10So what do we do, bro?
01:11What should we do, bro?
01:13Hmm. I think it's time for us to say goodbye to this school.
01:18We decree!
01:22Mr. Genpachi's...
01:24Zany class starts!
01:26Zany class starts!
03:28But I'm warning you, don't get too hyped about the trip.
03:33Hero has a history of probably 2,000 Dom Perignon.
03:38You can visit Kyoto's shrines and temples, or you can play Spin the Pottle.
03:43Gain knowledge you won't get from reading textbooks, and go on date with a hostess from the park.
03:48Your desire is showing, slipping out like subliminal messages.
03:51From the Discipline Committee, here's an important message to y'all!
03:58Stand up!
03:59You know, I'm just anticipating.
04:00Here are the rules for the school trip.
04:05Number one!
04:07Those who cause trouble for the teachers must commit harakiri!
04:11Hey, this is supposed to be a fun high school anime, so don't bring in deadly rules like that!
04:25Those who cause trouble for the Discipline Committee must commit harakiri!
04:30Two!
04:31Those who cause trouble for the Discipline Committee must commit harakiri!
04:37THREE!
04:38Those who sneak into the room of the opposite sex must commit harakiri!
04:44Well, well. Bank robbers, they really do have villainous faces.
04:49You should see your freakin' face before saying that about others.
04:52Hey! Don't talk to me that way!
04:53Just so you know, you have a villainous face, too!
04:56Idiot, are you even listening?
05:02There's the top nine!
05:04Call the police!
05:05Oh! Hold on!
05:08I just thought of an excellent idea!
05:12Number seven!
05:13Those who use the pillow violently!
05:16A message from the principal to the teachers of this school!
05:20An urgent message to the teachers of this school!
05:23This is an emergency!
05:25The bank robbers who are on the run have broken into our school and are on the loo!
05:30What are these?
05:32What the? Bank robbers?
05:33If any of you teachers patch these fugitives, Gintama High School will be known nationwide and our school rankings will shoot up with a bang!
05:42The number of students entering this school will increase dramatically, so it's a huge chance for us to thrive financially!
05:48Anyone who catches them can have ten grand!
05:50Ten grand?
05:51What?
05:52Ten grand?
05:53Ten grand?
05:55Time to go, our fearless speakers!
05:57The number of students will be fine!
05:59No!
06:00Time to activate!
06:01The school might!
06:02I'm strong barrier!
06:03Engage!
06:04Time to activate.
06:21The school life, I'm strong barrier, engage!
06:31What the hell is this?
06:35A barrier!
06:42Schools these days can be scary!
06:44Hey, let's use safe passage!
06:46Over your dreams!
06:51Mr. Ginpachi, aren't you going too?
06:53Don't you want that ten grand reward?
06:55Why would I even care about that dummy?
06:57Mr. Ginpachi Sakata! Those robbers are near the best gate!
07:01The closest person to them right now!
07:03Just hurry up and move!
07:06Well, I mean, I am a teacher at a school now.
07:09If I was Ginava job, sure I'd go.
07:11But a teacher stands no chance against robbers.
07:14I can understand and respect the difference in character settings between Gintama and Ginpachi.
07:19I will fire you if you don't go!
07:22Okay, okay, fine, then I'll go.
07:28But in return, I'll be taking all the reward money myself.
07:31And let's just find somewhere to hide!
07:34Where could we hide in this school other than the boiler room?
07:39Can we hide inside the instrument lockers?
07:41We would never fit in there!
07:42We would never fit in there!
07:43Oh man, oh man.
07:44Am I the first one to find you guys?
07:47Hi there.
07:49What should we do, bro?
07:51What do we do, bro?
07:52What do we do?
07:53Will you two just calm the hell down?
07:55I mean, look at you all.
07:57If you're gonna be robbers, choose a hairstyle that won't make you stand out.
08:00A topknot, really?
08:02Don't make fun of our topknot!
08:04Yeah!
08:05What's wrong with them?
08:06He's right!
08:07You'd actually think it's cool after a while!
08:09If you're trying, then at least one of you should do something different.
08:11Why not put a sausage on your head instead of a topknot?
08:13What the hell are you saying?
08:15Villain like a villain, huh?
08:21So sorry to get in your way, Mr. Kenpachi.
08:23But the ten grand is all mine.
08:26Before you claim it, can you truly win?
08:29There's three of them, you know.
08:30Hush!
08:31I may just be a high school teacher in this anime,
08:34but in the Gintama anime, I'm called the God of Light.
08:37It won't take any time to defeat these little robbers.
08:43Yeah, you're a ninja in the Gintama anime, but now...
08:47Are those things suppositories?
08:50No, of course not!
08:51They're obviously Chalkman Chalk!
08:52Let over it, bros!
08:55I won't let you!
08:59That'll never work!
09:00I thought teachers were a piece of shit when I was at 8 feet!
09:03And I was right about that!
09:05The Chalk is just a decoy!
09:10I got you, robbers!
09:12Ah!
09:13Ah!
09:18Oh!
09:19Oh!
09:20Oh!
09:21Oh!
09:24Oh!
09:25Oh!
09:29Oh!
09:33Oh!
09:34A huge idiot.
09:36Run!
09:38Guys! Let's hide in here for a second!
09:40Go ahead!
09:42Oh shit! Who the hell was that crazy teacher?
09:46Let's get out of here fast.
09:48Just where do you think you're going?
09:50Hey! Wait up, you bastard!
09:52Ha! Ha ha ha ha!
09:54Sorry, Ginzbachi,
09:56but the ten grand reward will be mine!
10:00Hey, old man. What the hell is that box?
10:02Ha! This here is my
10:04latest weapon!
10:06Listen up, you know this guy called Bill Fye
10:08or Bill Y? You've probably seen him
10:10perform science experiments on TV.
10:12There's a hole in a box, and you
10:14hit the side, and a donut-shaped
10:16blast of air comes out. It's exactly
10:18like a homemade air cannon!
10:20Oh yeah, I've seen it!
10:22A donut-shaped puff of smoke comes shooting
10:24out of the box! Oh yeah! I've seen it too!
10:26You watch that show with us, remember?
10:28Oh yeah, I do! Ha ha ha!
10:30And what's more, this is the improved version
10:32of that box!
10:34If you get directly hit by the mass of air that shoots out,
10:36you'll be blasted ten yards away!
10:38No, it might be more like twelve yards.
10:40Or it actually might be close to nine yards!
10:42Who cares, old man? What's with the details?
10:44Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
10:46Now, get a taste of my air cannon!
10:48Air cannon!
10:58What the hell are you trying to do, old fart?
11:00The hole in the box was facing you!
11:02I guess it was a trap then.
11:04I never expected that.
11:06Damn.
11:08It wasn't a trap!
11:10You just had the hole facing the wrong way, idiot!
11:12Ugh.
11:14I have no choice.
11:16Alright! Get a taste of my Gallic Gun!
11:24What?
11:26What's this?
11:28By the way, soy sauce shoots out in the second shot!
11:32Ah!
11:34Why the hell would you need to shoot soy sauce?
11:36By the way, soy sauce is also the fourth shot!
11:38Soy what? I'm soy fed up with you, I swear! Take that!
11:41We're lucky they're so dumb!
11:43Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
11:45Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
11:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
11:49Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
11:51Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
11:53Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
11:59Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
12:01I got lost in the corridor, so I had no idea!
12:03But looks like the bank robbers who stole 500 grand are actually in our school!
12:07How brave of them!
12:09Right, Kintoki?
12:10Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
12:11When the heck are you gonna remember my name correctly?
12:15And I'm Gimpachi now, so you're not even close to right.
12:18Anyway, help me!
12:20Let's attack from both sides.
12:21Well then, how about this?
12:24I'll buy that bag off you for 600 grand!
12:27You guys will then leave that bag here and get out of this school!
12:31What do you think?
12:32You wanna buy this bag for 600 grand?
12:34Wha-what does he mean by that?
12:36And exactly what's in it for you?
12:38I just want you to leave this school without doing any more harm.
12:40more harm okay I'll explain for you you see here is a hundred grand so that
12:46means here is 600 grand in total now do you follow oh yeah and what I'll do is
12:54this I'll buy that bag for 600 grand from you guys are you guys still
12:58following me yeah okay then so the rest is really very simple I'll take the bag
13:05I bought from you and you leave with this hundred grand that's how this will
13:10work oh no wait wait wait wait wait something's fishy don't tell me you guys
13:21can't even do simple math like this I got an idea maybe you should all start over
13:26for middle school okay now tell me the formula for the surface area of a sphere
13:32the formula like spears for stabbing it's been a million years since
13:39compulsory education began therefore there's absolutely nothing more
13:43deplorable than this enough is enough Kentucky tell them the right answer huh
13:48what why me no you say it you're the one who quizzed them oh yeah could it be that
13:55you don't know the right answer what of course I know it I mean of course it's
14:00like when I was learning about spheres I had to move because of my dad's job uh so
14:05like I happen to miss that part of class
14:19Hey! You don't know it either!
14:22Four pi r squared is right.
14:34Hey, boss.
14:35Mr. Gimpachi, I'll give you props for cornering these robbers here.
14:40But, I'll take everything from here.
14:43This is for you, robbers!
14:47You, those bastards, won't get away with this!
14:50Now that I'm here, I'm gonna punch and kick and beat the group of y'all in the flash!
14:55And if y'all don't like that, you should just give up!
14:58It's time to say sorry and surrender!
15:01Oh, the feedback! You don't need a megaphone! Your voice is loud enough!
15:05The Matsuntaira Bazooka, portable time!
15:12Hey, that's going too far! This show's supposed to be a high school anime!
15:17A high school anime? An old man like me just can't keep up with the times!
15:21Not cute at all! Learn from old man Haraga! He stayed in character until the end!
15:26Huh, this is my daytime bazooka. At night I'll use my bazooka down there!
15:31Aw, this old geezer's the worst! Now he's cracking dirty jokes!
15:35Hey, hold on! Wait a second!
15:37You know you're aiming that thing I'm eating too, right?
15:39Oh, don't you worry about that!
15:41Kaboom!
15:43Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
15:46Bang! Bang!
15:48Hiya!
15:50The other one?
15:53Now's our chance to run!
15:56Oh crap!
15:58Hey wait, you bastards!
16:01A bazooka? Don't make me laugh. A flower that blooms on the ground? Should always fight by the ground rules.
16:11Sukyo?
16:15I'm counting on you. You would never break out of character, right?
16:18Of course not. I'll be faithful to my role as a health education teacher all the way and fight.
16:24Huh?
16:27When adolescence first begins, sex hormones are actively produced in the body.
16:32For girls, their breasts start to develop.
16:35Their bodies begin to have rounder figures, forming a feminine outline, with a narrow waist and wide hips.
16:44Hey, just what the hell is this? What are you teaching them?
16:48Just look at them. Those robbers are all fidgety and forgetting to run away.
16:53Is that some low-key attack or what? What are you gonna do next?
16:57Matsudaira bazooka, portable type!
17:01After all that, you're doing the same attack!
17:04Quit swinging that thing around and off!
17:06What are you doing?!
17:16What are you doing?!
17:18Huh?
17:21What the hell is wrong with this school?!
17:23What do we do, bro?!
17:25Dammit! We only have one choice!
17:27How long do you think we're gonna have to stay here?
17:34Just solve this damn issue already!
17:40Hey! It's those guys!
17:42The top knots from the poster!
17:44Bank robbers?!
17:46Everybody freeze!
17:49I think it's about time to hijack this school and take hostages.
17:57Whoah!
17:58Hahaha!
18:00Hey, hey, hey! URLs! Look! What do we do?!
18:02Take- take- take- strike-
18:06Geez. You guys had to choose this school of all places.
18:10Huh?!
18:12Mr. Genpachi!
18:14Mr. Genpachi!
18:15Well, you're one persistent bastard.
18:18If you make one wrong move, I'll hurt your cute little students.
18:21Oh, yeah?
18:23You know, I have to admit, you're actually pretty good at playing the villain type.
18:27I thought you guys were just some clumsy old geezers.
18:32And Mr. Kenpachi, you shouldn't provoke them!
18:35If anything happens to the students, we're not just getting into the pump,
18:38you're high school ranking goodbyes!
18:42So I shouldn't provoke them?
18:43Really, Principal?
18:45You're the one who's been telling us to catch these bastards,
18:48and now you're telling me to go soft on them?
18:50Come on!
18:53Hey, rappers!
18:54What is your request from us?
18:56Bring us a car so we can escape this place!
18:59And I want you to deactivate that weird barrier right away!
19:03Okay!
19:06Obey my orders immediately!
19:09I'm so sorry about that!
19:11But please wait, I'll do it now!
19:13Like we have weird soldiers!
19:14Not so fast, Principal.
19:16What?
19:19You don't have to deactivate the barriers,
19:21because I won't let these rascals leave this school.
19:24I'm so sorry!
19:26They took our students as hostages,
19:28and on top of that, if you prepare a getaway car for them,
19:30we'd end up getting first place as the worst high school ever.
19:33It's all over for you three idiots!
19:39The main character,
19:42everyone's hero,
19:43Genpachi won't let you get away!
19:45Wait!
19:45What?
19:46What?
19:47I'm so sorry!
19:48I'm so sorry!
19:53Don't make me laugh!
19:55What the hell can a bastard like you do in a situation like this?
19:58You see how many students there are?
20:00Even if I close my eyes and shoot,
20:03I'll be sure to hit someone!
20:08You're not shooting anyone!
20:12Mr. Genpachi,
20:14you're not bluffing, are you?
20:16Tell me you aren't!
20:18Oh, Kagura.
20:19I saw Shinpachi secretly eating your pickled seaweed.
20:22What?
20:23Damn you, Shinpachi!
20:24I did it!
20:25I told you not to move!
20:26I told you not to move!
20:27Whoa!
20:42Whoa!
20:45Whoa!
20:48Whoa!
20:49I can't see!
21:01Okay, now freeze, you damn gangsters.
21:04Just give up and turn yourselves in.
21:08Number eight!
21:10Those who disrupt discipline by the hairstyles must commit harakiri!
21:14No!
21:18We're so sorry!
21:20You're amazing, Mr. Genpachi!
21:22Yeah, way to go, Mr. Genpachi!
21:23Great job, Genpachi's class!
21:25Oh, man!
21:25I couldn't be happier to actually go to class!
21:30Yeah?
21:31Oh, man!
21:32I couldn't be happier to actually go to class!
21:34Oh, man!
21:35I couldn't be happier to go to class!
21:40Ah!
21:41So, like, those robbers.
21:43They got arrested.
21:44And I kinda got hyped up.
21:46You used up the money?
21:48All ten grand?
21:49All of it?
21:51Mm-hmm.
21:53Yeah, so, like, I'm sorry.
21:55Screw you, principal!
21:57Go!
21:57Go!
21:58Go!
21:58Go!
22:00Go!
22:00Go!
22:01The Chime sound from hissing the network
22:05This is the Chime sound from the door
22:07Chime sound from hissing the network
22:21See you next time.
22:51See you next time.
23:21Bye.
23:51Bye.
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