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00:00The End
00:05Ow!
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00:19Daddy, you, uh, you could point to Omega Rex?
00:22You tell me.
00:24Holy shit.
00:26Is that a Sub-Mariner?
00:27It's a Chrono 43.
00:29161 independent mechanisms.
00:31The guy at the place told me it doesn't come out for three months.
00:34I told him,
00:36Eh, this one's already out.
00:42I love this thing.
00:43So fucking heavy.
00:45This is what it's all about, fellas.
00:47Bunch of guys.
00:49Top of their fields.
00:50Ice-cold Serrano.
00:53Face it, man.
00:55We are blessed.
00:57Whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
00:59That's good, Chicos.
01:00Just pouring a little out for the ancient land.
01:02I ain't pouring any out for the ancient lands.
01:04This is all going right in here.
01:07That's pretty ancient land, Grego.
01:10You motherfucker!
01:12I love you.
01:13I love you.
01:14But you're a twat.
01:22Jeff, you're a little quiet.
01:24Everything all right?
01:25Yeah.
01:26Yeah.
01:27Grego's so funny.
01:29It's because he doesn't give a shit.
01:32Neither do I.
01:33This trip is so awesome, Danny.
01:38We all gotta step away from the grind of our real lives once in a while, right?
01:43Yeah.
01:44But this is real life.
01:46You think your real life is building pretty boxes to sell junk to people?
01:50Come on, man.
01:51This is the real shit.
01:53There's a lot more creativity into my job than you might realize.
01:57Sure.
01:58I guess I touched a nerve.
02:00Uh-oh.
02:01Bart, I was feeling the f-spin.
02:27Hi.
02:28Hi.
02:29Uh, is this the Life of the Party class?
02:30It is.
02:31Uh, I was wondering if you know a person that's come in here named Maggie S-something,
02:43or?
02:44Mmm, I don't know Maggie S.
02:45This woman would have come in here taking pictures of the students for an exercise?
02:50No, we don't do photo exercises here, at least not on this level.
02:53Oh, there's levels?
02:54Yeah, so this actually started as a salesperson's class.
02:56Now it's mainly people that are really bad at socializing, people that work with their
03:01computers a lot.
03:02It's basically a scam.
03:03You move up the levels, but they're all the same.
03:05Oh, so there's other teachers that teach other classes.
03:07Do you think I could talk to them to see if they would know what Maggie S?
03:10Yeah, they might.
03:11Come on in.
03:12Don't be shy.
03:13It's okay.
03:14Come on.
03:15Rhonda.
03:16Excuse me.
03:17Excuse me.
03:18This is you?
03:19This is you, right?
03:20Do you remember taking this picture?
03:21Maggie S or something took it?
03:22I don't remember.
03:23No, she was taking pictures.
03:24She brought in cameras and they took a bunch of pictures.
03:25I don't remember.
03:26But Maggie S, what was the S stand for?
03:27They do a lot of stuff here.
03:28But I'm stuck in a level five.
03:29They say I'm too dumb.
03:30Could you help me?
03:31Do you help me?
03:32Do you help me?
03:33Do you help me?
03:34Do you help me?
03:35Do you help me?
03:36Excuse me.
03:37Excuse me.
03:38Excuse me.
03:39Excuse me.
03:40This is you?
03:41This is you, right?
03:42Do you remember taking this picture?
03:43Maggie S or something took it?
03:44I don't remember.
03:45I don't remember.
03:46They do a lot of stuff here.
03:48But I'm stuck in a level five.
03:51They say I'm too dumb.
03:54Could you help me to leave level five?
03:58Please.
03:59They said I'm too dumb.
04:01You're too dumb?
04:02I have to get out level five.
04:04I'm sorry to bother you.
04:05I cannot do it anymore.
04:06I'm sorry to bother you.
04:07I said I'm sorry to bother you.
04:08I cannot do it anymore.
04:09Okay.
04:10All right.
04:11I cannot do it anymore.
04:12Hey, sorry man.
04:13You were here when they took pictures like this?
04:15A lady...
04:20Hey!
04:21Hey!
04:22Hey!
04:23You know me?
04:24How do you know me?
04:25Fuck you!
04:26Fuck you!
04:29Who are you?
04:30Move your head!
04:32Move your head!
04:34Hey!
04:35That's my phone!
04:36Damn it!
04:43I'm glad these are here.
04:58I'm starving.
04:59I know.
05:00I didn't have much breakfast.
05:02Does that muffin have chocolate chips in it?
05:04I'm not sure.
05:09Hmm.
05:10No.
05:11I don't see any.
05:14What the hell are we doing?
05:16What is this supposed to be doing?
05:18I think we have all we need.
05:20We just wanted to see what your working relationship was like
05:23and what it will be like in the future.
05:25Can I get a napkin?
05:27Yeah, we have them over there.
05:28Wait.
05:29I want...
05:30Go ahead.
05:31It's okay.
05:35I can just lick it off.
05:40If we're done here, I'm gonna go back to my office.
05:43Yes.
05:47I think we can put this to bed, don't you think?
05:50There doesn't seem to be anything going on here.
05:52I don't know, Diane.
05:54It would be unethical for me to leave the office
05:56without being 100% sure that this is a safe working environment for Amanda.
06:00Frankly, for everyone.
06:07These pictures are too blurry.
06:09I can't find this guy from these pictures.
06:11He knew me.
06:12He recognized me instantly.
06:14He knows I'm still looking into this.
06:16I can't have people coming to my house again.
06:18All right.
06:19Yeah, I'll see what I...
06:20Hey.
06:21Uh, Brenda wants to see you.
06:23In the Farnham room.
06:24The Farnham room?
06:26Hey, Brenda, I only have about a...
06:29Oh, Jeff.
06:30You remember I told you Jeff would have some big news when he came back?
06:33I don't think it's big news.
06:35I just have some thoughts.
06:36Yeah, awesome.
06:37What's up?
06:38Yeah, I would love to hear some thoughts.
06:39Great.
06:40So, I looked at your plans and I guess I'm feeling like...
06:47We need to open this back up again.
06:50Yeah, sure.
06:51Yeah.
06:52Which part do you think we should open back up?
06:54The whole thing.
06:55I mean, these are just boxes.
06:58What are we trying to say here with this mall?
07:01Well, I think we're trying to say this is a beautiful, smartly designed place
07:07where people can go and shop for the most wonderful things.
07:12Let me show you something.
07:14I was in Sedona last weekend.
07:16Look at it for a second.
07:18I like the zig-zag pattern on the poncho.
07:25Yeah, maybe we could take some of those colors and put it...
07:28Look, I don't mean this exactly.
07:30I'm just saying that this stuff is inspiring.
07:33This stuff is cool.
07:40So, he wants like a complete redesign?
07:42I don't know, I don't know.
07:43He wants it to be cool.
07:44So, you don't know if it's a redesign?
07:45No, he kept saying Sedona, but that wasn't it.
07:48Are the ramps intact?
07:49I think everything's up for grabs.
07:50What about the open atrium in the central part of the building?
07:52There really wasn't any specifics or anything like that.
07:55Did you ask about the atrium?
07:56Everything you're saying to me, I said to him and he was frustrated with me.
07:59He just kept saying he'll know it when he sees it.
08:02Seize what?
08:03The new cool thing!
08:05We'll find it.
08:06We'll figure it out.
08:07We'll figure it out, everybody.
08:08Come on.
08:15To the end of the building...
08:19No.
08:20No.
08:42Seth!
08:43Your dad's home.
08:46Hey, dad.
08:47Hey, Dad.
08:50Doodle-doo-doo, bop-bop.
08:51Hi, honey.
08:53Bar.
08:54What the fuck did you mention?
08:56Richard? You've met him. He's terrified.
08:58He's helping Seth with some kind of project.
09:00Doing a project at 1 in the morning? What's the project?
09:03They're gonna show it to us when they're done.
09:04Do you want any ziti?
09:05No, I ate at work, and I'm gonna be eating at work
09:08for the next few days because it's a nightmare!
09:11It's fine, it's fine. How are you?
09:13I'm okay. I'm just waiting on the call.
09:15I thought the call wasn't coming until Friday.
09:16You know, I wasn't worried about it
09:17until Heather babies got their call.
09:19Now I'm worried about it.
09:20Hey, Dad.
09:21Hey, bud. What's up?
09:22Um, I saw Toby Harlan today,
09:25and I invited him to my birthday.
09:27Oh, that's awesome. I haven't seen him in forever.
09:29Yeah.
09:30Hey, didn't he go to a different school for...
09:33Didn't he grab his grandma or something?
09:36No, but he's really excited to come to the party.
09:39He kept talking about my 13th birthday
09:41when he did the Pee Wee Herman dance,
09:43and, you know, I jumped up and joined in,
09:46and everybody loved it.
09:47Oh, that's cute. He remembers that.
09:49It'll be nice to see him.
09:50He's really excited.
09:52You did have a friend that did something
09:53to their grandma, though.
09:55Oh, Todd Grace.
09:56What'd he do?
09:57He trapped her in, like, a bathtub
09:58with a mattress over the top.
10:00Uh, Mom, how do I heat this up?
10:02Richard said he wants to give it another go.
10:03Seth, you gotta go to bed.
10:04You gotta go to bed.
10:05You gotta practice tomorrow.
10:06You gotta focus on basketball.
10:08You were sluggish last game.
10:09What's going on?
10:10I don't know.
10:11Attention, Seth.
10:12We have a fang problem.
10:14Repeat, a fang problem.
10:16Coming right through the big R.
10:20Seth, goddammit.
10:22Now the door has a little mark on it.
10:34This is our design mood board.
10:54As you can see, we've incorporated
10:56a lot of the bold, earthy colors
10:58from the Sedona pictures you sent.
11:00And then there's also, uh,
11:01textures and materials we're thinking about.
11:03There's sandstone.
11:04And then there's a harsher contrast
11:06with nickel plating
11:07that could be really sweet, we think.
11:09Uh-huh.
11:10So, uh, all of these are from the internet,
11:13these pictures?
11:14Yeah.
11:15And two books.
11:16Yeah.
11:17We also thought it'd be kind of cool
11:22to do, like, a CBGB's awning or something.
11:26What's that, Ron?
11:28The tattered awning of CBGB's.
11:31It's, like, the era that's, like, nothing matters
11:34and just, like, cool.
11:39Okay, Ron.
11:40We'll figure out the vibe.
11:42You just keep a center budget.
11:44All right.
11:45We are lightly scratching the surface,
11:48so keep at it.
11:49It's okay.
11:50It's fine.
11:51It's fine.
11:52It's fine.
11:53It's fine.
11:54It's fine.
11:55It's fine.
11:56It's fine.
11:57It's fine, it's fine.
11:59It's fine.
12:00Yeah, I'm gonna get it out.
12:01It's fine.
12:02I'm not the kings cause I need a drink.
12:05I can't beat cause I got the kings.
12:08I said, I'm stays, I said, I need a drink.
12:11Yeah, I'm stays.
12:12I'm stays, I'm stays, I'm...
12:13I'll see you next time.
12:43Hello?
12:48Ron, it's Bruce.
12:49What's this I'm hearing about a slowdown or a pause on the foundation?
12:53No, no, no, no, no.
12:55Any change on our end is going to be cosmetic.
12:58There is no stoppage.
12:59Keep pouring.
13:00All right, hold on.
13:01I just got an email from Victor.
13:02Hold on, hold on.
13:03I can't do this anymore.
13:05I'm fried.
13:06I had to miss a doctor's appointment, and I really need to go.
13:09I'm worried about something.
13:11Oh, I'm sorry.
13:13I was playing with a magnet near my stomach, and I felt something in my stomach move and
13:17push towards the skin.
13:18I think that when I had my appendix out last fall, the doctor might have left a screwdriver
13:23in there.
13:24Hey, so this email from Victor says you're scrapping the food tunnel now?
13:27What's going on over there?
13:29No, we're not scrapping the food tunnel.
13:31Victor doesn't know shit.
13:32He doesn't do anything around here.
13:34I can't stop thinking there's metal in my body.
13:37Hello?
13:38I'm out front.
13:39Come out.
13:40I can't right now.
13:41It needs to be now.
13:42I have someone here who wants to talk to you.
13:44I'll see what I can do.
13:46Listen.
13:47What the hell is he doing here?
14:02He's got something to tell you.
14:04I heard back from my guy about the bug we found in your house.
14:07Listen!
14:08Listen!
14:09Listen!
14:10It isn't a new bug.
14:12It's just not from around here.
14:14Tell them how they got here.
14:15They're from Eastern Europe.
14:18Ron, Hungary.
14:21That's where the chair parts come from.
14:24That's how they're getting here.
14:26From the Tekka chairs.
14:28Bugs are coming in with the chairs?
14:30What the hell are you talking about?
14:31How would that even help?
14:32Other than your house, my guys only found these bugs in Delaware City.
14:36We have a contract there to do the government buildings.
14:40And that's where he's seeing them.
14:42The government building is in that city.
14:45And I think that there's a little connection with the government.
14:48Am I good?
14:49You're good.
14:50Yeah.
14:55Mike, I'm sorry.
14:56I can barely follow what you're telling me right now.
14:58I think there's something to this.
15:00I think we have to go to Delaware.
15:02Even if there was something, I can't leave work.
15:05Well, we'll go this weekend.
15:06I can't.
15:07It's Seth's birthday.
15:08Oh, what's he doing for it?
15:11Just having some friends over and their parents having a little barbecue.
15:15Hmm.
15:16You, uh, you think he might like a cop car?
15:20What?
15:21I know this guy who has these old cop cars.
15:23You think he'd like one of those to come by?
15:26I don't, I don't think so, no.
15:27I could dress up like a cop and say, shut up, you little jerk.
15:32Fuck you.
15:34I'd love to come to it.
15:36This is mainly Seth's friends.
15:39And parents.
15:40I'm sorry, Mike.
15:41It's just a small party.
15:43Sorry.
15:44I'd love to go to it.
15:46Yes.
15:47Sorry.
15:48Ron.
15:49I wanted to tell you that morale is really down.
15:50I know that, Douglas.
15:51I'm going to come in dressed as a chicken tomorrow.
15:52Don't come in dressed as a chicken.
15:53Don't come in dressed as a chicken!
16:18Fucking Mike, what am I doing?
16:27Ron, you have to do something.
16:30You need to walk Jeff off the ledge.
16:33What do you want me to do?
16:34Knock, knock.
16:35These are my parents.
16:37Mom, Dad, this is Brenda and Ron.
16:40Ron?
16:42Come on, I'll show you the kitchen.
16:44Ah.
16:44Thank you for being so kind.
16:48They've been dying to see where I work.
16:51Jeff?
16:52Jeff, we need to talk.
16:53Great, Ron.
16:55Because I'm getting the feeling from Brenda
16:56that she wants me to drop all of this
16:58and go back to the original plans.
16:59Is that something you agree with?
17:01This isn't working.
17:01I keep seeing the same stuff over and over again.
17:04We need to change the process.
17:06You and I are going to figure this out together
17:08tomorrow, the weekend.
17:09I'm sorry, Jeff, but I have a party tomorrow.
17:12I can't.
17:12That's perfect.
17:13Party's perfect.
17:14I'm coming.
17:15I don't want it to feel like work anyway.
17:16It's my son's party.
17:18It's like a kid's party.
17:20But some adults do.
17:22Yeah, there's some adults.
17:24Perfect.
17:25You won't be so buttoned up.
17:26Maybe that Ron can help crack this.
17:28Ron is not such a big dork.
17:30I'm joking.
17:31крыли.
17:32I don't know.
17:33I love you.
17:33I love you.
17:34I do feel like...
17:34I don't know.
17:36I'm known as the kids.
17:36I don't know.
17:36Maybe that Ron is so we can...
17:38I don't know.
17:38I don't know.
17:39I don't know.
17:39I don't know.
17:42I don't know.
17:43I don't know.
17:48I don't know.
17:49I'm asking for everything that I'm going to happen.
17:50Oh, my God.
18:04No.
18:05No.
18:20Hello?
18:31I'm thinking of finally doing something to you.
18:35What?
18:36Who is this?
18:50Sorry, if you're hearing rumblies, I'm doing this gut reset.
18:57I'm essentially eating pickles that are alive, and they are giving me the most vivid dreams.
19:03Like, I mean, moving pictures in my head, things I can't even photograph.
19:08It's, yeah, it's pretty crazy.
19:09T, I got a much more interesting story, so just let me know when you're done.
19:12Anything new on the thing?
19:15Actually, there is some new stuff.
19:17Dad, this is crazy.
19:18He must have done all their websites.
19:21The girl at the Life of the Party class said a lot of computer guys take the class,
19:24and it's the same color pattern on each website, on both of them.
19:28He's probably the guy who's swatting me, too.
19:30If he did the website for City Hall, there'd definitely be a file there.
19:33I can't go in there.
19:34This guy recognized me.
19:35If this government is the center of all of it, someone else will probably recognize me.
19:39You could go tomorrow.
19:40No one will notice you.
19:41Look, no one will be working there because it's Sunday,
19:44but the building will be open because of this fair.
19:47Oh, my God, you're right, because they'd have to keep the bathrooms open
19:50because they're eating all that fried shit.
19:54She's in.
19:55She's getting past.
19:56They're not going to announce it until next week, but she's in.
19:58Oh, my God.
20:00Wow, really?
20:01That's amazing.
20:02I can't believe it's happening.
20:04I got to call George because he's been freaking out.
20:07He's a wreck.
20:08Oh, my God.
20:13Hey.
20:15Jeff, thanks for coming.
20:16Sorry.
20:16I circled a few times.
20:17I saw the right address, but I thought it was a barn because of the barn garage.
20:21I didn't know you lived in a barn house.
20:24Crazy, boring neighborhood.
20:25I feel like I'm in the Lego movie.
20:27Yeah, I see.
20:29Help yourself.
20:30Food and drinks in there.
20:31Excuse me one second.
20:32I'll be right back.
20:33Yeah.
20:33Yeah, thanks.
20:35What?
20:35What are you doing?
20:36I said I wanted to come.
20:38I said no.
20:39You said we were family.
20:40We could talk about this later, Mike.
20:42Please just leave.
20:43Look, I brought a present.
20:44Let me put the present where the presents go.
20:46Mike, get the fuck out of here.
20:48Let me put the present in the place where the presents are going.
20:51Hey, Ron, you got any lime?
20:53I brought tahini, you know, for the rim.
20:55Thickest lime's in the kitchen.
20:57I think there's about four of them.
20:58All right, after this, we're doing old fashions with mezcal.
21:01Oh, my God, yes.
21:05Let me have one old-fashioned.
21:06Mike, get out of here.
21:08Come on, let me have a piece of pizza.
21:09You are not going in there.
21:11I just want to walk the present in.
21:14I want to walk three feet.
21:16I put this down, I have a piece of pizza,
21:20and then I get out of here.
21:22Get the fuck out of here.
21:23Go.
21:24You got to go right now.
21:31Dad, dad, look it.
21:39Look it.
21:41Let's do the dance.
21:42He's got to do it, Mr. Trosper.
21:45I don't know.
21:46Everybody, Mr. Trosper is going to do the pee-wee dance.
21:49Yeah!
21:50Shut the fuck up, Gabby.
21:52Dad, come on.
21:53You got to do the dance.
21:55The what?
21:56I'm not doing that.
21:57Do the dance.
21:58Not right now.
21:59Dad, just do the dance.
22:01Well, maybe we'll do it a little later.
22:03It's a little dorky.
22:03Dad, come on, let's do the dance.
22:05Seth, I'm not doing it right now.
22:07Turn it off.
22:08Play something else.
22:10Maybe we'll do it a little later.
22:11Ron, this doesn't feel like what I was hoping it was going to feel like.
22:40This is kind of like a kid's party.
22:42But I was on the right path.
22:43We'll get the whole team at the Canton site bright and early tomorrow morning.
22:47I think I have an idea to shake off the cobwebs.
22:49Tomorrow, tomorrow, Sunday, I might.
22:50No, it's Sunday.
22:51You got church, Ron.
22:53Come on.
22:53Sunday fun day.
22:54Which way do I get out of here?
22:56Right there.
22:57Happy birthday to you.
23:06Happy birthday to you.
23:12Okay.
23:13Okay.
23:14All right.
23:15All right.
23:16Oh, God.
23:18It's fine.
23:19It's covered.
23:21No one needs to look at it.
23:22Ron, you said that you would talk to him about his drunken.
23:38You said, I will handle it.
23:40You said, I will handle it.
24:10Dear Seth, I've been looking at this chocolate cong for a year and wanted a reason to buy it.
24:22I don't know you very well, but if you're anything like your dad, I know you're a good person.
24:28Happy birthday, a friend.
24:30All right, everybody.
24:56Everybody, spread out, feel the space.
25:00We're gonna be here all day, so feel free to question everything.
25:04Even things that we are far down the road on.
25:07Alright? Go team.
25:10It's fucking hot, Ron.
25:12I know, Lewis. What am I supposed to do?
25:15What the hell is that?
25:26Easy, Robby. You got the truck. You got it.
25:30Hey! Hey!
25:32What the fuck are you doing? You can't trespass.
25:35Relax, relax. Alright, Robby lives down the road. Just let it finish. We'll be out of here.
25:39Finish what? The crawler course.
25:41Robby's trying to precision guide his truck over the course slowly without it falling.
25:47Are you kidding me?
25:48Hey, it's the farthest I got without falling off. Concentrate.
25:51Don't worry about this loser.
25:53Hey, get your fucking toys and get the fuck off.
25:57Ron, calm down.
25:58Get the fuck away from me!
26:00I think I'm ready to do something to you now.
26:07Good. Now come get me then, fucker. Come and fucking get me!
26:13I've got to calm down.
26:15Bum-bee-do-bee-do-bee-do-bee.
26:21I think I'm ready to do something to you now.
26:23Good. Now come get me then, fucker. Come and fucking get me!
26:27I've got to calm down.
26:28Bum-bee-do-bee-do-bee.
26:29Bum-bee-do-bee-do-bee-do-bee-do-bee.
26:39She's a three-speed girl, and I love her metal gear.
26:53Three-speed girl, and I love her metal gear.
27:02Hey!
27:03Down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
27:33I love her.
27:40I love her.
27:46I love her.
27:52I love her.
28:07I love her.
28:13What the fuck?
28:31What the fuck am I looking for here?
28:32What am I looking for?
28:42Sir, what are you doing in here?
28:47What?
28:48What are you doing in here?
29:01I'm Debbie's brother.
29:03Debbie?
29:04Debbie Rafferty?
29:07Yeah.
29:09Come here.
29:10I'll show you.
29:11Yeah, come here.
29:12Yeah, this isn't the problem.
29:13I'll show you.
29:14You'll show me?
29:15Yeah.
29:16Get the fuck back here!
29:18Get the fuck back here!
29:25Hey!
29:26You're already clear, you!
29:27Fuck!
29:28You're already clear, you!
29:29Fuck!
29:30Get the fuck out!
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