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19:59They didn't go inside.
20:07Help me!
20:08Two from the trace.
20:09Two more, now six.
20:11Keep the beacon sis!
20:16Ha ha! Found him!
20:24Told you!
20:26Fucking savages!
20:29This decomposition, it's as if time just sped up.
20:47But only along this path.
20:49Ha! Good line! Get that from some ancient tome!
20:53With absolutely no due respect at all, Ruzimir,
20:57you're stretching facts to fit over your gaping asshole of a theory.
21:01And, with complete offense intended,
21:03you could stand to read a book, sir.
21:06But did you just stand and stroke you dumb little shit?
21:09We'll see what the curator thinks of that mouth.
21:12Now get the fuck out of my sight!
21:14And what are you?
21:26And what are you?
21:41Ah ha!
21:43Dead cream, cream attack!
21:45Don't tell me what I know!
21:46Okay, you got your booze now.
22:02Yeah, yeah.
22:03Now we steal your thing.
22:05We, uh, may need a distraction.
22:09Couldn't agree more.
22:10Uh, um...
22:15Go out farther!
22:20Farther! Farther!
22:24Okay, now buff your guts out!
22:26That sounds like the opposite of a distraction!
22:28Trust me!
22:30I call it the upchuck.
22:32Works every time.
22:33Oh, sweet bunny on the spit.
22:49Oh, man.
22:51Uh...
22:51Oh, papa!
22:53Oh, no!
22:54Oh, you know what mutton does to you!
22:57What the fuck are you doing?
22:59You sound like a broken goat!
23:00Blowchunk's like you mean it!
23:02How?
23:02Just better!
23:03Just be better!
23:04But maybe cry a little.
23:12Oh, papa, no!
23:14You let it all out!
23:16I'll go get mama!
23:26Let's just keep walking.
23:32Shazer...
23:40Psst!
23:42Over here!
23:44Over here!
23:45Come on!
23:46How do you weigh less than me?
23:59Thank you for not leaving me.
24:05Careful.
24:06There is a dog.
24:08A big dog.
24:09What?
24:10No, there isn't.
24:11Look.
24:11Barking dog trap.
24:23Heh heh.
24:24Classic.
24:24What the hell could you possibly want from this place?
24:41Your snuff-faced rookie doesn't listen.
24:44She doesn't shut her mouth.
24:45She's dumber than she looks, which I didn't think possible.
24:47She's not ready for the feelings enough.
24:49Your body's on the line for that.
24:51Both you little shits are going in my report to Curator Tasha!
24:59Look, I...
25:00Don't!
25:01Walk with me.
25:05You were meant to observe and learn, Beauregard.
25:08You wanted field experience.
25:10And you pair me with some moron who thinks the Green massacred those soldiers for shits and giggles?
25:15I mean, who needs motive when you have racism, am I right?
25:18Ruzumir has been fighting corruption and upholding truth for the Cobalt Soul for 230 years.
25:25And his argument is compelling.
25:28Then you lead a boring life, Zee.
25:30So then what do you think happened?
25:33You're asking my opinion?
25:35And already regretting it.
25:37The Kreen didn't attack the garrison to start a war.
25:39They were laying a trap.
25:41A trap? For whom?
25:42Thieves. Three of them.
25:44And they stole something pretty big if the Dynasty was willing to jack an entire outpost to stop them.
25:49My guess? It was a weapon.
25:52The 12-sided explosion.
25:54Bingo.
25:55But there was no sign of a weapon.
25:56Which means someone out there has it.
25:59And now they're in the wind.
26:01What makes you think anyone even survived that explosion?
26:05Because of this.
26:06This stuff...
26:10Look, it amplifies...
26:11Amplifies magic.
26:17I think it's connected to whoever made off with this weapon.
26:20It's unlike...
26:21It is evidence that you should have given to your lead investigator.
26:25Ruzumir wouldn't know a clue if it was cupping his balls.
26:28We do not say balls in the sacred hall of the Knowing Mistress.
26:38I was foolish to think that you were ready.
26:40You'll return to the stacks immediately.
26:42You're gonna bench me over Ruzumir?
26:44I'm benching you because despite the vows of charity and altruism that you have pledged to this library,
26:50you still somehow think you're the only one who can do the job.
26:55Ego, Beauregard, is unbefitting of a Cobalt Soul monk.
27:00Am I excused?
27:01No, not yet. I...
27:03Yeah...
27:06You did the right thing.
27:10Her insolence will only endanger the Cobalt Soul.
27:13Like a younger you.
27:15She just needs to point all that anger in the right direction.
27:18Monks have been expelled for less.
27:21Why don't you get rid of her?
27:23I wish I could.
27:40No!
27:43You know, normal people break into safes or jewelers, but a pet shop?
27:55But this thing has ten copper tops.
27:58You can have all of it.
28:00And take anything else you want.
28:04If you say so, crazy man.
28:06There we are.
28:24Okay, come on.
28:27You will play nice, yeah?
28:28We're done here, yeah?
28:41Did you find some nice things?
28:43Yeah, real nice.
28:45Yeah, good.
28:46Hey, who's in there?
28:57Ah!
28:58I can't...
28:59I'm not going back to prison!
29:02Fine!
29:05What the fuck are you doing?
29:06You don't see me, bastards!
29:14Get back here!
29:23Nicely done.
29:25Not bad yourself, weirdo.
29:27What are you doing in the mud tub, Wartsy?
29:53What are you doing in the mud tub, Wartsy?
29:53What are you doing in the mud tub, Wartsy?
29:53Damn, for a shirt?
30:15It would look quite nice on you.
30:19Nah, sleeves are bullshit.
30:21That guy, buy anything?
30:24Who?
30:25You're my first customer.
30:28No one came in before?
30:30Maybe I missed him.
30:32I really should put on my glasses.
30:40Nice try, Grandma.
30:43Where'd you go, Z?
30:48Bingo.
30:51She's back here.
31:15I thought you people were good fishing.
31:31If I knew I'd have to clean up after you, I would have asked for more money.
31:34Where did you get this?
31:35One of my monks dug it out of the ruins at Rockguard.
31:38Did you take care of them?
31:40She won't be interfering again.
31:43Did you have something to do with that explosion?
31:45Is the Cobalt Sol suspicious?
31:47Our investigator will report it was just another Kreen incursion.
31:51Thanks to me.
31:52Good.
31:53Then go back to your precious library and await our word.
31:57Anything else?
31:58No.
32:01No.
32:14And where are you going?
32:16No.
32:37Ugh.
32:38What?
32:40Ah!
32:42Ah!
32:44Ah!
32:44You want to dance, bitch?
33:11Let's dance.
33:12You have no idea what you're doing, monk.
33:15Eh, I don't know.
33:16It's not complicated.
33:17Punch, kick, bleed.
33:18Repeat.
33:38There.
33:39Oh, my kid.
33:44Oh, my kid.
34:09Can I move?
34:10Give it a second.
34:15Oh.
34:20You some kind of serial killer boxer?
34:24Yep.
34:25Saved your life just to box you to death.
34:27I don't know.
34:28Today's full of weird shit.
34:35Your cobalt soul?
34:38Dairon.
34:40Bo.
34:41Beauregard, lionette.
34:42I know.
34:44May I?
34:48You're lucky I was tailing you.
34:50Most don't survive an encounter with a fully trained Volstrucker.
34:54Vol what now?
34:56Brave and stupid.
34:58Volstrucker.
34:59Elite wizard assassins.
35:01All we know is they're trained by someone in the Cerberus Assembly.
35:04But officially, they don't exist.
35:08Ow.
35:09What's with the wallpaper?
35:15Here.
35:16Light it.
35:25Holy shit.
35:26You're an expositor.
35:29A cobalt soul spy.
35:33It's the emblem of the Cerberus Assembly.
35:36That Volstrucker was refining the green crystal stuff.
35:40Residuum.
35:41Packing it in crates with this symbol.
35:44Xenoth was there.
35:47Is he...
35:48Yes.
35:49But he's not the only traitor.
35:52The cobalt soul has been compromised.
35:55No.
35:56The soul is independent.
35:58We operate outside the Empire in the Dynasty.
36:00We stand up to the fuckwads at the top.
36:02Not do their bidding.
36:04We're the last bastion of truth.
36:06Doesn't look like it.
36:10I'm sorry.
36:17I know Xenoth was your mentor.
36:19Steward.
36:21He brought me in, that's all.
36:24Made me think that maybe...
36:26Maybe I could finally do something that mattered.
36:30Should have known it was bullshit.
36:33Not necessarily.
36:35You were right.
36:36Some kind of new arcane weapon has crossed our border.
36:39Why are you telling me this?
36:42Because war is coming.
36:44The Dynasty will invade to get that weapon back.
36:46And whoever has it won't give it up easily.
36:49Normally, the cobalt soul would arbitrate for peace.
36:52But now, finding that weapon is up to me and you.
36:56Whoa, whoa, whoa.
36:57I'm just an archivist trainee.
36:59Beauregard, you are a monk of the cobalt soul.
37:03The cobalt soul is all bullshit.
37:05Which means I'm nobody, just like Xenoth has always said.
37:11You're right.
37:12You are nobody.
37:13Xenoth doesn't care about you.
37:15The other archivists just see you as an annoying little brat.
37:18That's how your father saw you too, right?
37:20Trash to be thrown out.
37:23You don't know shit about...
37:24I know that's what makes you so dangerous.
37:27Because you are nobody.
37:29And they'll never see you coming.
37:31Where the fuck have you been?
37:49The tavern is busy in this town.
37:51Come on.
38:21So, now that you got your weird stuff, I guess we're going our separate ways.
38:39I'll move on to the next town and you'll, uh, move on to the next heap of dung.
38:44I should have stolen one of those pets.
38:52For a travel snack.
38:57But I guess we all live and learn.
39:02Hello, old friend.
39:30No, no, no, no, no, no.
40:00We're here.
40:01We're here.
40:01Oh man!
40:02was that magic can you can you do more a whole lot more but
40:31I lost it well how do you find it again I need the right components pure of the
40:40components the stronger the magic but good materials cost money or can be
40:46stolen maybe we could travel a little more together I could steal stuff for
40:54your magic you would help me maybe we can help each other I mean hey this ain't
41:06gonna fill itself yeah okay so I was thinking this is where I would like to go
41:15next they will have exactly what I need but sure yeah there's lots of booze and
41:22shiny things at a carnival I am Caleb Widogast
41:27not the brave no comma pleasure to meet you not the brave
41:36um Caleb how did you lose your magic was it a curse someone took it from me someone I loved
41:58oh did you kill them not yet
42:07breathe to the pain breathe what happened I think one of them hit the beacon with some kind of magic
42:33you did well boy the Empire will be forever grateful
42:44master
43:03you
43:05oh
43:15oh
43:17oh
43:21Damn it! We failed him!
43:37No. Today, we rejoice. For this is the key to everything.
43:51This is the key to everything.
44:21Tell me where they took the beacon.
44:51See you next time.
45:21Chirp.
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