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00:00:00And every time it rains, it rains
00:00:23Nice weather we're having, huh?
00:00:47Here in the kingdom of malaria, every day's forecast is rainy with a 100% chance of horror.
00:00:56It wasn't always like this, though. Years ago, malaria was a sunny land of farmers until the mysterious storm clouds rolled in and never left.
00:01:06They killed our crops and our people became poor.
00:01:11And that's when King Malbert thought up a new way for us to make money. Evil inventions. The kind that crush you, kill you, bring you back to life, then kill you again, way worse.
00:01:23We invent them and the world pays us not to unleash them.
00:01:26Oh, it's a great gig, especially if you're an evil scientist. Fame, fortune, a rent-free castle in the hills, they get it all. They're the top of the heap.
00:01:36Igor, hold the switch! Yes, master.
00:01:43And the bottom of the heap? Those are the poor slobs like me, born with a hunch on our back. Igors. Actually, that Igor's not me.
00:01:52Igor, hold the switch! Yes, master.
00:01:59No, no, no. That's not me either.
00:02:06That's me. See? I look nothing like those other guys. Much better looking.
00:02:10Anyway, all Igors are forced to serve evil scientists.
00:02:15Our life is a permanent graveyard shift.
00:02:18But I never wanted to be an Igor.
00:02:20I always wanted to be an evil scientist.
00:02:24Unfortunately, the hunch on my back was a one-way ticket to...
00:02:30Igor's school.
00:02:31I majored in talking with a slur and graduated with the S Master's degree.
00:02:36Then I was off to find a job.
00:02:39Hi, I'm here about the Igor wanted ad. My name's Igor.
00:02:42Well, of course it is. I've got a hunch on my back.
00:02:45What's my name going to be, Kevin?
00:02:52They didn't appreciate my creative style.
00:02:55But eventually, I landed a job for Dr. Glickenstein.
00:02:58Pull the switch!
00:03:01Not the smartest scientist.
00:03:03His last invention was an evil lasagna.
00:03:06Didn't kill anyone.
00:03:07And it actually tasted pretty good.
00:03:09Igor!
00:03:12Igor's aren't allowed to invent.
00:03:14But I still managed to work on my own inventions in secret.
00:03:17And this new one is going to be the one that proves that I'm the biggest evil genius of them all.
00:03:22And not just another...
00:03:23Igor!
00:03:30Once they see what I can do, I'll have a whole new life.
00:03:32And I'll never have to answer to another Master again.
00:03:35Sorry, Master.
00:03:36What did you say?
00:03:38Oh!
00:03:39I mean...
00:03:41Sorry, Master.
00:03:42I was in the bathroom.
00:03:44Had a bat stuck in the belfry, if you know what I mean, Master.
00:03:48I don't want to hear your toilet memoirs, you cretin!
00:03:51I give you five minutes a week to take care of your business!
00:03:55I'm not running a resort here!
00:03:57Yeah!
00:03:58Now!
00:03:59Get over there!
00:04:00And...
00:04:01Pull the switch!
00:04:03Yes, Master!
00:04:04Yes!
00:04:05Yes!
00:04:06Yes!
00:04:07Yes!
00:04:08Yes!
00:04:09Yes!
00:04:10Yes!
00:04:11Ha!
00:04:12Ha!
00:04:13Ha!
00:04:14Ha!
00:04:15Ha!
00:04:16Ha!
00:04:17Ha!
00:04:18Ha!
00:04:19Ha!
00:04:20Who's the failure now, mother?!
00:04:22Who's the failure now, mother?
00:04:42Mammy, Mammy, you were right.
00:04:44I was never meant to be a scientist.
00:04:47I should have been a plumber like you.
00:04:50That was the first time he was right all day.
00:04:54You! Go find me a 16 gigawatt temporal transducer!
00:04:58Excuse me, master. Are you sure you don't mean 21 gigawatts?
00:05:03You're correcting me!
00:05:07Strike!
00:05:10I should do more improv.
00:05:14Oh, my hunch.
00:05:16Oh, there she goes. Much better.
00:05:19Good evening, friends.
00:05:21That's Scamper. One of my most successful inventions.
00:05:31I made him immortal, which is kind of a hassle for him since he doesn't want to live.
00:05:36Will nothing end this vicious cycle?
00:05:39I also made him talk, which is a hassle for me since he never shuts up.
00:05:43No fair. You wasted your immortality formula on the wrong guy, Igor.
00:05:47That's brain. One of my other inventions.
00:05:50Legend has it when the smartest man in the world died, they put his brain in a jar.
00:05:55This is not that brain.
00:05:56I want to live forever!
00:05:58I got plans and dreams!
00:06:00I got a squeaky wheel!
00:06:01What's that mean?
00:06:02Really, brain, you want to be trapped in an endless existential nightmare forced to keep
00:06:07living even though life is meaningless and nothing matters?
00:06:10Possibly.
00:06:12What exactly did you say?
00:06:14Too bad he wasted his intelligence formula on me too, brain.
00:06:18Or should I say, Brian?
00:06:20Hey, I was in a hurry.
00:06:23Stupid permanent marker.
00:06:25Enough!
00:06:26The evil science fair is in a week, and Glickenstein is going to lose.
00:06:29Again!
00:06:30Okay, I get it.
00:06:31You want me to fix his invention.
00:06:33Now, I'll just need a screwdriver, some nails, and my bag of marble.
00:06:37Don't touch his invention, brain.
00:06:39Fine!
00:06:40You don't want the benefit of my brain power?
00:06:42Then farewell, Igor.
00:06:44Like a gentle fawn, I shall leap this meadow.
00:06:47Ah!
00:06:55On second thought, maybe I'll stick around.
00:06:59So I can watch Mr. Smarty Hunch fix Glickenstein's invention.
00:07:04I could, but you know what would happen if I did.
00:07:07The same thing he'd do if he found out I invented you two.
00:07:10He'd recycle me.
00:07:12Can you imagine being chopped up and used for body parts, and God knows what else?
00:07:16Horrible.
00:07:19Oh, damn!
00:07:21Dang it!
00:07:22Still here!
00:07:25If I had my shot, I could be one of the greatest evil scientists Malaria has ever seen.
00:07:33They'd all cheer my name, just like they do for the great Dr. Schadenfreude.
00:07:39And now, the master of disaster, the chief of grief, a man who needs no introduction,
00:08:03but who will brutally torture me if he doesn't get one, Dr. Schadenfreude!
00:08:10Thank you, thank you.
00:08:11You're too kind.
00:08:13And I'm not.
00:08:14But I want to welcome you all to my annual pre-evil science fair party.
00:08:19My girlfriend Jacqueline.
00:08:21You know, she may seem like a shallow, conniving wretch.
00:08:25That's all I got.
00:08:27That pretty much sums it up.
00:08:31A toast to the undefeated winner of 17 evil science fairs and the greatest evil genius in the world.
00:08:40Bow for the king!
00:08:47The greatest evil genius in the world.
00:08:50I remember when people used to call me that, back when the clouds destroyed our peaceful land of farmers,
00:08:57and my plan to blackmail the world saved us all!
00:09:01Yes, as you've told us all, over and over and over.
00:09:06Yeah?
00:09:06Well, here's more.
00:09:08Did you know that years ago, Schadenfreude's family name was Polkelmacher?
00:09:12His family were pickle makers!
00:09:16So, what's your evil invention this year, Dr. Kosher or Dill?
00:09:23I want to shove a pickle right where the sun don't shine.
00:09:27You mean malaria, master?
00:09:29No matter how many evil science fairs I win, I always have to bow down to that idiot!
00:09:37I will never get the respect he gets.
00:09:39Respect?
00:09:40Respect isn't gonna keep me in baby seal boots.
00:09:45You just need to keep on winning.
00:09:48But that is spoken like a true worthless leech,
00:09:51who, by the way, still has not helped me steal this year's winning invention!
00:09:56You know, maybe if you were a real scientist,
00:09:58you would need me to help you cheat every year.
00:10:03Your whole lab is fake.
00:10:06Just like you.
00:10:10And maybe I should throw you back in the gutter where I found you!
00:10:15You're one to talk, Dr. Schadenfreude.
00:10:18You don't have the guts.
00:10:21Oh!
00:10:25Go!
00:10:33Is Daddy still mad at me?
00:10:36No.
00:10:36But you and your friend Heidi still have a little job to do.
00:10:42Oh, we're trying!
00:10:44Well, try a little bit harder!
00:10:48Because this year, I won't stop at just winning the evil science fair.
00:10:53I'm gonna unleash my winning invention on the king's smug little face.
00:10:59And then he'll be the one groveling at my feet!
00:11:06You look like...
00:11:08Hi, there!
00:11:09Look!
00:11:10It's your little girlfriend, Heidi!
00:11:12You take a cocoa break,
00:11:14and I'll guard your plans for your new invention!
00:11:17No, wait!
00:11:17You'll spill on my plans!
00:11:19Heidi, you're not careful enough!
00:11:20You're so sloppy sometimes!
00:11:23Oh, pumpkin!
00:11:24I went to the evil bookstore and got you an inspirational poster!
00:11:29It's a little kitten!
00:11:32To remind you to always take time in your day for a little torture!
00:11:38My transducer!
00:11:40Time to go!
00:11:41I have no time for cocoa or kittens!
00:11:43I have to work on my plans alone and in secret!
00:11:46In other words, bon voyage!
00:11:49Who doesn't like tortured kittens?
00:11:52I-I like kittens!
00:11:55I don't like dirty little hunch people!
00:11:58Great!
00:11:59Jordan Freud's gonna kill me!
00:12:02And why are there two transducers?
00:12:06Master, the 21 gigawatt might be somewhat safer, I think?
00:12:10Think?
00:12:12Eagles don't think!
00:12:13I'm using the 16 gigawatt, you fool!
00:12:17Now, get over there and pull the switch!
00:12:22What are you waiting for?
00:12:26Yes, master!
00:12:31Yes!
00:12:32Yes!
00:12:34Yes!
00:12:34Yes!
00:12:36Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:12:38I told you this 16 would work, you eagle!
00:12:44Behold my rocket ship!
00:12:47Ha ha!
00:12:48Born to stream through the world, unleashing pain and misery on everyone!
00:12:55I named her after you, mother!
00:12:57Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:12:59Now, to take the old cow for a test drive!
00:13:04You're a bastard!
00:13:05The rocket is going to...
00:13:07Uh, yeah, that!
00:13:16Finally!
00:13:18Now I can throw out that rug in the foyer.
00:13:20That thing is hideous.
00:13:22We were all thinking it.
00:13:23I just said it.
00:13:24Oh, no!
00:13:26Who's that?
00:13:26What am I going to do?
00:13:27What am I going to do?
00:13:27Relax!
00:13:28This is Glickenstein's castle.
00:13:30And he doesn't have to open that door for anyone.
00:13:32Open for the king!
00:13:34Except for the king.
00:13:35Oh, my God!
00:13:35Oh, my God!
00:13:36Oh, my God!
00:13:36Oh, my God!
00:13:36Oh, my God!
00:13:36He's here!
00:13:37Is he Glickenstein?
00:13:37What do I tell him?
00:13:38Tell him the truth!
00:13:39And if he kills us, I'll come back and give you a beautiful funeral.
00:13:42Right, right.
00:13:43The truth.
00:13:43That's a good option.
00:13:44Right.
00:13:44Glicky!
00:13:47Glicky, my boy.
00:13:49Where's Glicky?
00:13:50Your Highness.
00:13:51It's gone.
00:13:53Curse it!
00:13:53I need to see his invention.
00:13:55Schadenfreude is getting too popular.
00:13:57The people might make him king.
00:13:58Someone has to beat him this year with an invention more evil than his.
00:14:02Someone who can snatch Schadenfreude's number one position and rub his face in number two.
00:14:07Ew.
00:14:08Your Highness.
00:14:10Dr. Glickenstein is creating life.
00:14:13Did you say life?
00:14:16Yes.
00:14:16Thinking, breathing life that can destroy freely all on its own.
00:14:22No evil scientist has ever been able to create life!
00:14:25Oh, sure, they've mutated life, they've ended life, they've lasted life into a million going pieces, but created life?
00:14:33A weapon like that would be the greatest evil invention of all time.
00:14:38And its inventor, the greatest evil scientist of all time?
00:14:40Of course!
00:14:41This is what I've been waiting for.
00:14:43And it's your job to make sure nothing happens to Glickenstein, or I'll throw you down the recycling chute and use your hunch as a speed bump!
00:14:50Oh, this is big.
00:14:53Oh!
00:14:53Schadenfreude's winning streak is over.
00:14:55Come on, boys!
00:14:56Let's go kick some old people.
00:14:59Ow!
00:15:00What is wrong with you?
00:15:02That's for having a death wish.
00:15:03That's my thing.
00:15:04I am not gonna die, scamper.
00:15:06For the first time ever, I'm gonna live!
00:15:12I sometimes come down here to think.
00:15:24Wow, how interesting.
00:15:26What's next?
00:15:27You're gonna pull out a guitar and play us a song you wrote in college about being misunderstood?
00:15:30I know, right?
00:15:45And she's not even done yet.
00:15:46Come on, Bigger.
00:16:08Come on, make it bigger.
00:16:10Bigger!
00:16:14Okay, to the left.
00:16:18Very good.
00:16:18Now back to the right.
00:16:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:22To the left.
00:16:23Now back to the right.
00:16:25To the right.
00:16:26To the right.
00:16:27Is that even her hand?
00:16:28And now to make her skin indestructible
00:16:54Did you see that?
00:16:56Shoot him again
00:16:58And now the crucial last piece
00:17:04The source of all the monster's power
00:17:06The evil bone
00:17:12I have to hurry
00:17:16It loses its power in the light
00:17:18That's it
00:17:28Only one thing left to do
00:17:31He said do
00:17:33Pull the switch
00:17:37Do not yell at me
00:17:47Oh I'm sorry I was just pull the switch
00:17:54Please pull the switch
00:17:56That's better
00:17:56Wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:17:57Why does he get to pull the switch?
00:18:00Because I'm not an idiot Brian
00:18:02My name is not Brian
00:18:03Then you must have his jar
00:18:05Stop you can both pull the switch
00:18:07On the count of three
00:18:09One
00:18:10Hey no fair
00:18:12You said we could both
00:18:13Pull the switch
00:18:13Rise
00:18:17I don't believe it
00:18:34I don't believe it
00:18:46I'm a failure
00:18:48I'm a
00:18:50I'm an Igor
00:18:51Get rid of that thing
00:18:53I never want to see it again
00:18:55Funny you should say that
00:18:58Uh Igor?
00:19:04Yeah where did the monster go?
00:19:05I don't know Brian
00:19:06May I suggest
00:19:07Looking behind you?
00:19:09It was just a suggestion
00:19:19Maybe just uh
00:19:21Spontaneously combusted
00:19:23Oh yeah uh sure
00:19:25I've read about that
00:19:26And uh
00:19:27Who am I kidding?
00:19:28I can't read
00:19:39And just like that
00:19:57She was out of their lives
00:19:58I
00:20:00I did
00:20:01I
00:20:01I created life
00:20:04Has that hole always been there?
00:20:09Come on
00:20:10Let me get this straight
00:20:16We are chasing after the bloodthirsty monster
00:20:18Home for blind orphans
00:20:23Oh god she's killing blind orphans
00:20:27That's so evil
00:20:30I mean which is great
00:20:31But
00:20:32Blind orphans?
00:20:39I wonder what diabolical deed she has planned next
00:20:48Hiddyback rides?
00:20:49Blind orphans get everything
00:20:55Your very large friend is a sweetheart
00:21:00No she's not
00:21:01I am your master
00:21:04And I command you to stop this gesture of goodwill right now
00:21:07And put them down
00:21:08Down
00:21:11Okay
00:21:13Now you're gonna march right back to the castle
00:21:15Got it?
00:21:17Oh
00:21:17Oh he's dead
00:21:19Those are paper flowers the orphans sell
00:21:26Sounds like someone likes them
00:21:29You touch it you buy it
00:21:31Master
00:21:38I looked inside Dr. Glickenstein's castle
00:21:41And didn't see anyone
00:21:42But
00:21:43But that's not all
00:21:44Yes it is because your voice is annoying
00:21:46Now
00:21:47To break into Glickenstein's castle
00:21:49And steal the plans like Heidi failed to do
00:21:51What did this?
00:22:00I'm guessing something big
00:22:02Something like this
00:22:05Life?
00:22:07Glickenstein invented life?
00:22:09I don't think he had a hand in it
00:22:12Well if he's toast
00:22:15Who invented that?
00:22:18I don't believe it
00:22:20Wow
00:22:21So not only is every other evil scientist smarter than you
00:22:26And Igor is too
00:22:27Oh ouch
00:22:30Smart is not mouthing off to the man who has just found his way to take the throne
00:22:37Oh baby won't you please come home
00:22:48Cause your little dad is gonna be all the wrong
00:22:52You must be making a club of flowers to smash us with
00:22:56I have friends
00:22:56In vain
00:22:57This must be very embarrassing for you
00:22:59I never thought that
00:23:01We could fight
00:23:02For every hour in the day
00:23:06You can hear me say
00:23:08Baby won't you
00:23:10Please come home I need you
00:23:12Okay clearly her evil bone wasn't activated when she came to life
00:23:15That's it
00:23:16Ooh I have an idea
00:23:17Is it about this situation?
00:23:21No
00:23:21Is it even an idea?
00:23:24Is french fries an idea?
00:23:28So how do you activate it?
00:23:31We need to kick start it
00:23:32We need to get her to commit one act of evil
00:23:35She wouldn't hurt a fly
00:23:37Okay monster
00:23:41I command you to kill that fly
00:23:44Kill it
00:23:46Kill it
00:23:48Kill it girl
00:23:49Come on
00:23:49You're a killer
00:23:50Mane it
00:23:51Wound it
00:23:52Insult it
00:23:53Something
00:23:54Kill it
00:23:55Kill it
00:23:56Kill kill kill
00:23:58You were saying
00:24:00No no no
00:24:10You're evil
00:24:11Evil
00:24:12Evil
00:24:13Evil
00:24:14E
00:24:15Eva
00:24:17What?
00:24:18No you're not Eva
00:24:20Eva
00:24:21Eva
00:24:21What now genius?
00:24:25Well
00:24:26Thank you for asking
00:24:27What we're going to do
00:24:28Don't soak your brain
00:24:30Brian
00:24:30That's actually not a bad idea
00:24:33Monster want to brainwash?
00:24:50Nick!
00:24:51Hi
00:24:52I'd like to
00:24:53Hey
00:24:53Who are you talking to?
00:24:55I'm the head guy here
00:24:57Oh
00:24:57Excuse me
00:24:58Sorry
00:24:58What the heck
00:25:00It's my aunt Eva
00:25:02She's getting a little sweet
00:25:03In her old age
00:25:04So I'd like to
00:25:05I don't know
00:25:06Evil her up a bit
00:25:07Sunday night massacre
00:25:09No arsonist
00:25:11They all look so good
00:25:12How about the axe murderer brainwash?
00:25:15Oh
00:25:16She must be very special to you
00:25:18Hey
00:25:26Hey
00:25:39Don't touch that
00:25:40It's a very complicated system
00:25:42One wrong button
00:25:43And you'll just be watching regular cable
00:25:45You want to waste your nephew's money like that?
00:25:47Oh
00:25:47Gosh
00:25:48I feel like I'm sending my kid off to school for the first time
00:26:07You know, to learn how to murder
00:26:09Hi
00:26:12Hi, how are you?
00:26:13Great wings
00:26:14Listen, could you squeeze me in for a brainwash too?
00:26:16A nice thorough scrubbing?
00:26:18What are you, an imbecile?
00:26:20Oh, parley Italian
00:26:21Taco grande to meet you
00:26:23Yeah
00:26:24Take Brian to room number four
00:26:27Wish you weren't there
00:26:32This card teleports your enemy to you
00:26:35So you can destroy him in person
00:26:36Call me old fashioned
00:26:38But what happened to cards that just blew your head off?
00:26:41Just think, scamper
00:26:41In a few short moments
00:26:42I'm gonna have the most evil invention of all time
00:26:45It's my whole life savings
00:26:48But I think I'm gonna treat myself
00:26:49Oh, my hunch
00:26:54Happy Mother's Day
00:26:56See, that's what I'm talking about
00:27:02Simple, elegant, classic
00:27:05You've seen a lot of brains, I'm sure
00:27:09Mine's bigger than average, right?
00:27:12No?
00:27:13Hello?
00:27:14Can you even talk?
00:27:17Ugh, Canadians
00:27:18I just watch TV
00:27:20Whoop, butterfingers
00:27:24Oh, great
00:27:29Come on
00:27:30It's cold, cold, cold, cold, cold
00:27:32Hey, monster
00:27:33Can I borrow your remote?
00:27:36Thank you
00:27:37Oh, come on
00:27:48Stupid remote
00:27:51To plumb the depths of Blanche DuBois in Streetcar
00:27:54Is the ultimate challenge
00:27:55For any modern actress
00:27:57Well, our evil bun should be out of the oven soon
00:28:06Estefan!
00:28:17You're a magician
00:28:17What's that smell?
00:28:19My new air freshener
00:28:21Dead dog
00:28:22Jealous?
00:28:26I don't hear anything
00:28:27I think it worked
00:28:33Maybe they did too much
00:28:36Oh, was it?
00:28:38Was I too much?
00:28:40I was pushing, wasn't I?
00:28:42It was only a vocal exercise
00:28:43But that is a beginner's mistake
00:28:44I have to own that
00:28:45That's just where I am
00:28:47If only I knew
00:28:49Whether I had the it factor
00:28:51But how can you know?
00:28:52I mean, you can't learn that
00:28:53You just have to be born with it
00:28:55Oh, listen to me going on and on
00:28:57About me, me, me
00:28:58Let's talk about you, Igor
00:29:00Do you think I have it?
00:29:02Let's thank our guest
00:29:03Who has taught us in one hour
00:29:06A lifetime worth
00:29:08Of lessons in acting
00:29:10Acting?
00:29:11Acting?
00:29:12Who changed the channel?
00:29:16Wait, where's the remote?
00:29:17Move it!
00:29:18I need this room
00:29:19No, no, no, wait
00:29:19We need an un-brainwasher
00:29:21No can do, pal
00:29:23Every wash comes with a sealant
00:29:25Guaranteed to last a lifetime
00:29:27In other words
00:29:28Buzzer!
00:29:35Okay, things to do
00:29:36Sign up for yoga classes
00:29:37Get new headshots
00:29:39Adopt children from all over the world
00:29:41Oh, time for my elocution exercises
00:29:44I need a box of biscuits
00:29:46I need a box of biscuits
00:29:47It's just failure after failure
00:29:49After failure
00:29:51After failure
00:29:52Oh, sorry
00:29:53I thought we were counting off
00:29:55All your failures
00:29:55A box of mixed biscuits
00:29:59And a biscuit
00:30:00Stop the carriage
00:30:04Ow!
00:30:06What?
00:30:06What's the matter?
00:30:07I don't mean to be a prima donna
00:30:08But I think I need a bigger trailer
00:30:09After failure
00:30:11After failure
00:30:12After failure
00:30:13After failure
00:30:14After failure
00:30:15That monster is about to be mine
00:30:22Oh, really?
00:30:23How?
00:30:24Well, with a little something
00:30:25I just stole for the occasion, okay?
00:30:31Practice poses for the red carpet
00:30:33Become an environmentalist
00:30:35Still fly private when necessary
00:30:36A shrink ray?
00:30:42Oh, that's a genius plan
00:30:44For stealing a monster
00:30:45Hey, I don't come down
00:30:47To where you work
00:30:48Oh, that's right
00:30:48You don't work
00:30:49So shut your cake home
00:30:51Darling
00:30:51Now, shrink Igor
00:30:53And steal his monster
00:30:55Oh, God
00:31:01Did I hit it?
00:31:03Did I hit it?
00:31:03I hope I didn't hit it
00:31:04You, sir
00:31:05Put the evil in
00:31:06Evil scientist
00:31:07Here we go
00:31:09Here we go
00:31:09What the?
00:31:16Oh, God
00:31:17Pull over
00:31:18I'm getting jar sick
00:31:19Someone's trying to shoot us
00:31:21Paparazzi
00:31:22Why can't those vultures
00:31:24Leave me alone
00:31:25This has totally ruined my spa day
00:31:31To the right
00:31:40To the right
00:31:41This is the worst car service
00:31:44I've ever used
00:31:45Now I get to watch you die
00:31:57Hold on
00:31:58Break, break
00:32:08Uh-oh
00:32:09Okay
00:32:15Fire the rocket booster
00:32:19I can't see who it is
00:32:21There I go
00:32:22Ow, my beautiful face
00:32:24No more doctors
00:32:26Don't kill anybody
00:32:27We're not gonna make it
00:32:31We're not gonna make it
00:32:33If only you'd made yourself indestructible
00:32:39Indestructible
00:32:41Indestructible
00:32:42Who wants to be a big movie star?
00:32:43Me, me
00:32:44Try you
00:32:45This would be the right time
00:33:02To curb your suicidal tendencies
00:33:04Hey
00:33:05I can see my room from here
00:33:07Go away
00:33:13Look, very important
00:33:14Ew, what's that smell?
00:33:17Oh, yes
00:33:18Wait at the big whopping stench of failure
00:33:21Ironically
00:33:22At an inch tall
00:33:24You still have the biggest mouth in malaria
00:33:26Thank you
00:33:43You're very welcome
00:33:44You saved my life
00:33:46As an actor
00:33:47I feel things very deeply
00:33:49And I treasure all of life
00:33:51F.I.Y.
00:33:57It's actually me you should thank
00:33:59I was the one who changed the channel on her brainwash
00:34:02What?
00:34:02Yep
00:34:03And if she had been evil
00:34:04She would have let us all die
00:34:06So technically
00:34:07I'm the one who saved us
00:34:08But
00:34:09No need to thank me
00:34:11Actually
00:34:12A thank you
00:34:12Would be nice
00:34:13It could be in the form of a card
00:34:15Or a poem
00:34:16Your choice
00:34:17I also like ponies
00:34:18An axe
00:34:21I don't want an axe
00:34:23That's crazy
00:34:24Why would you offer me an axe?
00:34:25You made
00:34:26My monster
00:34:27An axe
00:34:29This is why people are afraid of hunchback
00:34:31This
00:34:32Right here
00:34:33What play are they rehearsing?
00:34:35Brain dead
00:34:35Don't let him kill me
00:34:37It's gonna be a smash
00:34:38Don't let him kill me
00:34:39The only thing killed here is my dream
00:34:45Bravo
00:34:46Bravo
00:34:47Huh?
00:34:48Oh you guys are so lucky to have work
00:34:50If only I had a role I could really sink my teeth into
00:34:53Eva
00:34:55You're in luck
00:34:56In four days there's an audition for the lead
00:34:59In the biggest play to hit malaria
00:35:00Since um
00:35:01The desperate hunchback who grasped at straw?
00:35:05Seriously
00:35:05Eva
00:35:06This could be your big break
00:35:07Oh my gosh
00:35:08I don't believe it
00:35:09What play is it?
00:35:10Play?
00:35:11What play is it?
00:35:12Annie
00:35:12Annie?
00:35:15So many terrific girls got their start playing Annie
00:35:18Yes
00:35:19That's it
00:35:20It's Annie
00:35:21So it's actually a musical?
00:35:26I think I just wet myself
00:35:32Someone can sing
00:35:33Gosh
00:35:35Me trying out for Annie?
00:35:37The plucky orphan whose song of hope lifts the heart of a weary nation?
00:35:42Yeah
00:35:42Except in this version Annie goes nuts
00:35:44And battles a bunch of evil inventions in deadly hand-to-hand combat
00:35:48Wow
00:35:49How avant-garde
00:35:51Trust me
00:35:52You were born to be in this production
00:35:53The sun will come out tomorrow
00:35:59No, you missed it again
00:36:03Excuse me, Igor
00:36:06But I think you're supposed to say cut
00:36:08That's for film
00:36:09Film?
00:36:10Can you imagine a face like that on a 40-foot screen?
00:36:14All right, all right, all right
00:36:15Now listen
00:36:16Eva
00:36:17Excuse me, Igor
00:36:17I'm a little distracted
00:36:19What?
00:36:20I think the makeup girl is out to get me
00:36:22No, that's Brain
00:36:26And he's not the makeup girl
00:36:27He's the idiot
00:36:28Now
00:36:29Try to remember on the word tomorrow
00:36:31You're supposed to crush the evil invention to your left
00:36:34You mean stage left?
00:36:36Yeah
00:36:37Whatever
00:36:37You're supposed to smash it to smithereens
00:36:40I know
00:36:40It's just
00:36:41It looks kind of real
00:36:43And it's hard because I would never hurt anything real
00:36:45The props at the audition are going to look even more real, Eva
00:36:48Some may even scream when you smash them
00:36:50Oh, really?
00:36:51Yes
00:36:51And they're also going to fight back
00:36:53But it's all for reality's sake
00:36:55But if you don't want to be a real actress
00:36:57Oh, no, no, no, no, no
00:36:58I do
00:36:58I do
00:36:59This is a block for me
00:37:00But I will get through it
00:37:02Once more
00:37:02From the top
00:37:03With feeling
00:37:04I just have a teeny, teeny, tiny suggestion
00:37:08Now, I know I'm not the director
00:37:09But at the end of the number
00:37:11I would love to try something like this
00:37:13You're only a day away
00:37:21Works for me
00:37:41Dr. Igor
00:37:49Dr. Igor von Igorstein
00:37:52No, no, no
00:37:53The evil Reverend Igor von Igorstein III
00:37:56I can't believe it
00:37:57I might actually be able to pull this off
00:38:00Good work today, Eva
00:38:04You took some really, um
00:38:06Big steps
00:38:08Thank you, Igor
00:38:11I'm whispering to protect my voice
00:38:14I really couldn't have done it without you
00:38:16Isn't it beautiful?
00:38:20King Malbert has turned this country into a paradise
00:38:22His tower shines out for all the world to see
00:38:25As a beacon of evil
00:38:26And that's a good thing?
00:38:29We were nothing country until King Malbert taught us
00:38:31That the way to succeed is by doing evil
00:38:33This is a tough town
00:38:36Well, in this world, nice guys finish last
00:38:39So I have to step on people to get ahead?
00:38:43Uh, yeah
00:38:44Well, I'd rather be a good nobody than an evil somebody
00:38:48And so would you
00:38:50Because you're good, Igor
00:38:51Eva, don't say that
00:38:53It's true, you are good
00:38:55Seriously, stop saying that
00:38:56But you are
00:38:57You've helped me with my audition
00:38:58You've made me this delicious tea
00:39:00You're a very good friend
00:39:02Evil scientists don't have friends
00:39:04Well, what are Brandon Scamper?
00:39:06Headaches
00:39:06Oh
00:39:07Is that all I am?
00:39:10No
00:39:11Okay
00:39:12Then you can be my number two friend
00:39:14Number two friend?
00:39:16Well, who's your number one friend?
00:39:18See?
00:39:18You're jealous
00:39:19You do want to be my friend
00:39:22I guess I'm just a pushover
00:39:25Hi, welcome to Cristal Clear
00:39:29I'm Carl Cristal
00:39:31Tonight we have a very special guest
00:39:34Someone we all love and respect
00:39:36It's Honkers the Gassy Monkey
00:39:38But first, King Malpert
00:39:39You're not wearing any, uh, pants
00:39:42Hmm?
00:39:43Oh, no, I'm not
00:39:44I figure, why does an invisible man need to wear pants?
00:39:47It's very liberating, Your Highness
00:39:49Sire, the clouds
00:39:52Were they a blessing or a curse?
00:39:56Well, of course
00:39:56I would never wish the clouds on my people
00:39:59But we rallied together for the common good
00:40:02By embracing evil
00:40:04And look at us now
00:40:06Respected
00:40:07Successful
00:40:08What are you doing?
00:40:12Scratching my invisible
00:40:13But getting back to my next question, Sire
00:40:16The evil science fair is two days away
00:40:18Any predictions?
00:40:20Can anyone beat Dr. Schottenfreude?
00:40:22Well, I hate to predict
00:40:24I mean, all the evil scientists are twisted fiends in their own right
00:40:29That said, there may be a genius this year
00:40:32With an evil invention so revolutionary
00:40:33That Schottenfreude might finally get knocked off his perch
00:40:37The only one getting knocked off his perch is you
00:40:40Dammit, I need that monster
00:40:42I will not be beaten by a hunchback pot-bellied bulgy-eyed runt
00:40:47I think he's kind of cute
00:40:49Talent is attractive
00:40:51I can just picture Igor and his monster now
00:40:54Plotting their deadly combat maneuvers
00:40:58I've got a woman as big as a house, yes sir
00:41:04She's as big as a two-family house with a porch and a fence
00:41:08You won't believe what you see when you look at her
00:41:13She's a enormous, colossal, tremendous, gigantic immense
00:41:16Why I try to deny it
00:41:20She's just what I like
00:41:21If she goes on a diet
00:41:24I'm gonna strike
00:41:26The bigger the figure, the better I like her
00:41:29The better I like her
00:41:30The better I feed her
00:41:31The better I feed her
00:41:32The bigger the figure, the better the figure
00:41:34The more I can love
00:41:35She's exactly like a watermelon
00:41:58Big and round and sweet
00:42:00If she ever eats me out of money
00:42:27And we need rent
00:42:29And that'll be a cinch
00:42:33Cause when we're in a bitch
00:42:34I can put her to work under a circus tent
00:42:37The bigger the figure, the better I like her
00:42:40The better I like her
00:42:41The better I feed her
00:42:42The better I feed her
00:42:43The bigger the figure, the bigger the figure
00:42:45The more I can love
00:42:47Guys, can you come in here?
00:42:51I need to talk to you
00:42:52If she's having a woman problem
00:42:56It's all yours
00:42:57Ta-da!
00:43:14What are these?
00:43:17Opening night presents
00:43:18I know it's technically just an audition tomorrow
00:43:22But I figured, what the hay
00:43:23They're not much
00:43:23Since I had to use stuff I found around here
00:43:25But...
00:43:26Well, you first, Brain
00:43:28An envelope!
00:43:30You spoil me, rotten lady!
00:43:32I think we better open it
00:43:34It's a new label for your jar
00:43:37And Brain is spelled right
00:43:40It is, right?
00:43:42You shouldn't really worry about labels, though
00:43:45Because you may be a brain, but you have heart
00:43:47And in some ways, that's more important
00:43:50Heart?
00:43:52I'd kill for a pair of feet
00:43:53Open yours, Scamper
00:43:56It's a prehistoric evergreen
00:43:58They live forever
00:44:00I just want to make sure that if anything ever happens to the three of us
00:44:03You always have company
00:44:05Great
00:44:06I must be allergic to it
00:44:08If any luck, it'll kill me with its dinosaur-era toxins
00:44:11Okay, we can move on to Igor now
00:44:14No one's ever given me a gift before
00:44:18It's something no director can be without
00:44:21A beret!
00:44:27Voila!
00:44:28That's French for
00:44:29Please stop pelting me on my ridiculous hat with rocks
00:44:32Hey, Igor!
00:44:33Where's our gift for Eva?
00:44:35Our gift?
00:44:36Oh, you guys didn't!
00:44:38We did
00:44:39Where'd you put it, Igor?
00:44:43It's...
00:44:44Um, in the other room
00:44:45Gift, gift
00:44:49Gift, gift, gift
00:44:51Gift, gift
00:44:52Eva
00:44:58We got you this
00:45:00It's a necklace
00:45:03It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
00:45:14I've ever seen
00:45:14Igor, can you...
00:45:18I would do it myself, but I'm all thumbs
00:45:20Yeah, I'm sorry about that
00:45:21I got the thumbs on sale
00:45:22I'm never gonna take this off
00:45:25That way all of you will be close to my heart forever
00:45:28I need to go write this down in my sense memory journal
00:45:33Oh, where did I put my glitter pen?
00:45:39See, this is the kind of moment that'd be tough for someone who wasn't meant to be an evil scientist
00:45:44Somebody who'd go all soft, didn't want to tell her the truth
00:45:48But, but lucky for us, I'm evil, right?
00:45:52Yeah, lucky us
00:45:54I don't feel lucky
00:45:56So I'll stay on track
00:46:08Because we're almost there
00:46:10And I just don't let her get into my head
00:46:12It's so hard being a little hunchback
00:46:21Heidi, um, Dr. Glickstein is under the rug
00:46:24I mean under the weather
00:46:25I didn't come to see him
00:46:27I came to see you
00:46:30Me?
00:46:31By the way
00:46:39And Igor came by today
00:46:42And asked me to hand deliver this to you
00:46:45And these are my hands
00:46:47What, what is it?
00:46:50Yeah, I haven't any idea
00:46:51Wish you weren't there
00:46:53Oh, excellent
00:47:00Wonderful
00:47:02You've got my card
00:47:04Is everything okay?
00:47:09I heard a strange noise
00:47:10Oh
00:47:11Oh, I wasn't at the door listening to you and Igor
00:47:14I just
00:47:15Um
00:47:16Hi
00:47:17We haven't met
00:47:18I'm Eva
00:47:19Oh, you're upset, aren't you?
00:47:24Who is a strange woman living with Igor, right?
00:47:27Well, believe me
00:47:28Igor and I are just friends
00:47:30As his girlfriend, you have nothing to worry about
00:47:32I'm not his girlfriend
00:47:34You're not?
00:47:36But the way he looks at you
00:47:37He never looks at me that way
00:47:40Maybe some man
00:47:41Like girls who don't look like they've been put together at the junkyard
00:47:46Right
00:47:48You have a very ugly face
00:47:52Well, I have to go get some rest for my audition tomorrow
00:47:56It was nice meeting you
00:47:57Oh
00:47:58Whoops
00:48:00Audition?
00:48:04So how is your cocktail, Igor?
00:48:13Is it nice?
00:48:14Do you like it?
00:48:15Is it coconutty?
00:48:17Coconutty and L?
00:48:18Wait
00:48:18Huh?
00:48:19You should be sipping in style
00:48:21Igor
00:48:22Crazy straw
00:48:23Right now
00:48:24Small trumpet
00:48:28Isn't that better?
00:48:29Doesn't that taste better?
00:48:30Excuse me, sir, but why
00:48:31I mean, why am I here?
00:48:35You can drop that slur around me
00:48:37I don't even make my egos talk that way
00:48:38Isn't that right, Igor?
00:48:40Oh?
00:48:41Oh
00:48:41That's right, master
00:48:43How many times do I have to tell you
00:48:45Call me Frederick
00:48:46Okay, that's my name
00:48:47Okay
00:48:48Frederick
00:48:49I have to get back
00:48:52Dr. Glickenstein will be missing me
00:48:53Somehow
00:48:54I think he's missing more than his right-hand man
00:48:58Iggy baby
00:49:00I know all about Glickenstein and his deadness
00:49:04I also know about your monster
00:49:07I'm gonna guess your plan
00:49:09You win the evil science fair
00:49:11And then everyone looks past the hunched thing
00:49:14And they accept you for the real you
00:49:16You grab the girl of your dreams
00:49:17And you cha-cha-cha
00:49:18Your way to a happy ending
00:49:20Am I close on this?
00:49:21No, not entirely
00:49:22I don't know how to cha-cha
00:49:26We're a lot alike, Igor
00:49:28I want to be more as well
00:49:31But society, it won't let me
00:49:32It stops me
00:49:33So this is my plan
00:49:35I enter evil science fair with your monster
00:49:37And then I win
00:49:38I turn the monster on the king
00:49:40Ding dong
00:49:41The king is dead
00:49:42Long live the new king, me
00:49:43And then you come in as malaria's new evil scientist
00:49:49Doctor, Igor
00:49:52So what do you say to that?
00:49:53Is that nice?
00:49:54Is that really nice?
00:49:55You want to overthrow the king?
00:49:57I thought you wanted to be an evil scientist
00:49:59I do, but
00:50:00Stop thinking like an Igor
00:50:02Evil scientists do not let anyone stand in their way
00:50:05Yes, I know
00:50:07So they step on people to get ahead
00:50:09Exactly
00:50:09She'll never do it
00:50:12She?
00:50:13The monster
00:50:13She isn't evil
00:50:14Something went wrong
00:50:15And her evil bone was never activated
00:50:17So how do we get this evil bone up and running?
00:50:20Huh?
00:50:20We kick it, we slap it
00:50:21We take it to the movies
00:50:22Call it Irene
00:50:23She needs to commit an evil act
00:50:26But since she's not evil
00:50:27She won't
00:50:28Well your troubles are over then
00:50:32Because I can get a woman to do absolutely anything
00:50:35I don't know
00:50:37Don't tell me that you have feelings for this thing
00:50:40No
00:50:41Good
00:50:41Because that would be pathetic
00:50:43I can give you everything you have ever wanted
00:50:50I think I need to go
00:50:52Look, the evil science fair is in a few hours
00:50:55You are either with me or against me
00:50:57Yes or no
00:51:00I take that as a no
00:51:05What are you going to do now, smart guy?
00:51:10Frederick, why are you swimming?
00:51:36You just ate ten minutes ago
00:51:38Get off me, you buffoon
00:51:40Get off me, you buffoon
00:52:08Okay, we finished your costume
00:52:12I just hope it's cinched enough at the waist
00:52:14Obviously, if I had more time
00:52:16I would have made it flare out a little bit more over the knees
00:52:18Stop touching it, Brain
00:52:19I'm creating a look here
00:52:20You guys are my friends
00:52:24So you'll tell me the truth, right?
00:52:26Uh, sure
00:52:27Do you think
00:52:29I'm pretty?
00:52:31Brain
00:52:34Get me a tub of eyeliner
00:52:36A pound of lipstick
00:52:37And if all else fails
00:52:39The severed head of a supermodel
00:52:41Okay, the jacuzzi has got a bathroom
00:52:44I know that now
00:52:45Please, please, take your own sweet time
00:52:48I'm loving it here
00:52:49Oh, really?
00:52:51Well, then maybe you should stay down there with your Igor
00:52:53Poop Shin
00:52:54You know something?
00:52:56He's a good listener
00:52:57He's got soft hands
00:52:59And unlike you, he sometimes shaves his legs
00:53:01Wait
00:53:11No kissing Heidi
00:53:14Lord, you like me better as Heidi
00:53:20Hmm
00:53:21Jacqueline Heidi
00:53:22Jacqueline Heidi
00:53:24No!
00:53:24It would be really swell
00:53:26If you didn't go psycho girlfriend on me right now
00:53:28I'm not psycho!
00:53:30Obviously not
00:53:31How would you feel if every day you had to be 13 different people?
00:53:37I'm Jacqueline, your girlfriend
00:53:39Then I'm Dr. Knockmeyer's girlfriend
00:53:44Then I'm Dr. Groner's girlfriend
00:53:48All for you
00:53:50To help you steal inventions year after year
00:53:53And I still say those stolen pills were the best invention yet
00:53:58Well, this time they really paid off
00:54:01Guess what Mommy found out about our favorite little monster
00:54:04Or should I say, actress
00:54:06Oh
00:54:06Eva!
00:54:10Eva!
00:54:10Eva!
00:54:15Eva!
00:54:16Eva!
00:54:17Eva!
00:54:20Eva!
00:54:22Just breathe
00:54:23Okay
00:54:24Center yourself in your body
00:54:25I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Director
00:54:36Oh no
00:54:40This isn't happening
00:54:45That graceful, that graceful
00:54:47Keep smiling
00:54:48Too close
00:54:55No, Eva, you look
00:54:57You look beautiful
00:54:59Oh, this is such a cliche
00:55:01A leading lady falling
00:55:03For her director
00:55:04Well, you're not used to high heels
00:55:08Oh, you mean
00:55:11Our work here is done
00:55:13Our work
00:55:15You spent the entire time playing with a piece of ribbon
00:55:18Eva, about the audition
00:55:24I think I've given you the wrong direction
00:55:26But I feel so prepared
00:55:29No
00:55:30I've been trying to make you play a role
00:55:32That you're not right for
00:55:33What?
00:55:35I have to tell you the truth
00:55:36Heidi, I'll just be a minute
00:55:41Oh, Igor, ow
00:55:46My ankle
00:55:48It twisted like the pretzel, Igor
00:55:51Enchanting
00:55:54Thank you
00:55:55Thank you
00:55:56And who are you?
00:55:58Someone who does not want your unique gifts to go to waste
00:56:03Are you a talent agent?
00:56:05I was so deep down worried
00:56:09That when you opened the card
00:56:11I thought I lost you forever
00:56:13Heidi, I need to tell you something
00:56:15I don't know where this is
00:56:17But I feel like for the first time in my life
00:56:20I'm seeing the real Igor
00:56:23And I think I'm in love with him
00:56:27Wow
00:56:32When it rains, it pours
00:56:34No, no
00:56:36Igor is a liar
00:56:38He does this
00:56:39Igor would never lie to me
00:56:40Igor cares about me
00:56:42Cares?
00:56:43He doesn't care
00:56:44Because he built you to be a weapon
00:56:47No, no, no
00:56:49You're wrong
00:56:49He'll never look at you and see a woman
00:56:52All he will ever see is a monster
00:56:55I don't believe you
00:56:57Open your eyes
00:56:59Igor has someone else in mind for your role
00:57:03There's nothing more for you here
00:57:10Come with me
00:57:11I will make you a star
00:57:27No, people
00:57:34What's wrong?
00:57:39I can't believe I'm saying this
00:57:40But I've made someone else
00:57:42I mean, I've met someone else
00:57:44Who I made
00:57:45It's complicated
00:57:46Wait a minute
00:57:47You're rejecting me?
00:57:50I'm sorry
00:57:51For that big bumpy thing
00:57:53How do you know about
00:57:56I mean, this isn't even the sexiest me
00:57:58But come on
00:58:00Look at you
00:58:01You're hideous
00:58:03You really are
00:58:05And I kissed you
00:58:07Oh, yuck
00:58:09Uh, um
00:58:10You're a monster
00:58:14And as we know
00:58:15Monsters only exist to be used
00:58:18Schadenfreude
00:58:21Schadenfreude
00:58:22Eva
00:58:24Seize him
00:58:32Where's Flickenstein?
00:58:35And before you answer
00:58:37You should know
00:58:38That someone sent me
00:58:39This
00:58:40Your highness
00:58:42He's dead
00:58:44And he didn't invent life, did he?
00:58:47No
00:58:48I did
00:58:50An Igor
00:58:53Inventing
00:58:54Silence
00:58:55Hunchy invented life, eh?
00:58:58Well
00:58:58Where is it?
00:59:00It's a she
00:59:00And I think someone's taken her
00:59:02Well
00:59:03If she comes back
00:59:04We'll just tell her
00:59:06Where to find you
00:59:07In the Igor
00:59:09Recycling plant
00:59:10No
00:59:11Please
00:59:12No
00:59:13Eva
00:59:16Where are you?
00:59:18Eva
00:59:20Eva
00:59:32Eva
00:59:48Lock your doors and hide your loved ones.
00:59:59It's the annual Evil Science Fair.
01:00:03I'm Carl Christophe, and I'm coming to you live.
01:00:05Invisible and totally old natural.
01:00:10Fans are taking their seats, including King Malbert himself.
01:00:14Don't touch me.
01:00:15Meanwhile, these scientists are in their locker rooms prepping their evil inventions.
01:00:37Here we are. A dressing room fit for a leading lady.
01:00:41Wow, listen to that.
01:00:44How many girls are auditioning for this project?
01:00:46What?
01:01:00I'm gonna go save him.
01:01:01Wait.
01:01:02Look, maybe I'm not a genius, okay?
01:01:04But I know one thing.
01:01:06I have to try.
01:01:08No, I was gonna say, wait.
01:01:09I'm coming with you.
01:01:13On three.
01:01:15One.
01:01:16Hey, no fair!
01:01:18Whoa!
01:01:21What are you doing here?
01:01:28We're here to rescue you!
01:01:29I don't want to be rescued.
01:01:34I'm an Igor.
01:01:35And this is what happens to us.
01:01:40Figures.
01:01:41Just when I decided I want to live.
01:01:42Don't peek.
01:01:48Don't peek.
01:01:49Don't worry.
01:01:52I hope I can still do a decent audition without Igor's help.
01:01:55Trust me.
01:01:57I'm the one that's gonna bring out the re-you.
01:02:00This isn't you, Igor.
01:02:03Where's all that stupid optimism and annoying can-do attitudes?
01:02:07I tried to be someone different, but the world wouldn't let me.
01:02:09Don't you want to go after Eva and save her from schadenfreude?
01:02:15Are you actually trying to hypnotize me, brain?
01:02:17Yes.
01:02:19But if that's not working, then how about this?
01:02:23Ow!
01:02:24Eva needs you, and you're the only hunchback that can stand tall and fight for her.
01:02:30Brain, that may be the smartest thing you've ever said.
01:02:36Reach, brain, reach!
01:02:38You should have killed me with a longer arm!
01:02:44Huh?
01:02:45Huh?
01:02:45What?
01:02:46Like this is the first time I've gnawed my own feet off?
01:02:54Who says rabbit's feet are lucky?
01:02:56Wheels, don't fail me now!
01:03:03Answer!
01:03:04Wheels, fail me!
01:03:05Wheels, fail me!
01:03:13Wheels, fail me!
01:03:18What are you doing?
01:03:20Looking for the secret passage?
01:03:22There's always a secret passage!
01:03:23Darn it, brain!
01:03:24There's no secret passage!
01:03:26It's over.
01:03:34I'm sorry, you were saying?
01:03:36Technically, it's a secret staircase.
01:03:38Welcome to you and the millions of viewers around the globe.
01:03:48They come from all corners.
01:03:51And just look at them.
01:03:52They're all worried, sick about one thing.
01:03:55World peace.
01:03:56Well, tonight, it's within their grasp.
01:03:59And it has but a small price.
01:04:00And that price is...
01:04:01100 billion dollars!
01:04:04And I, for one, I think they can do it.
01:04:12And if they don't, well, the evil invention last standing will be unleashed on the world.
01:04:17Oh!
01:04:18Just be too horrible to imagine.
01:04:19Where are we?
01:04:33And why am I panting?
01:04:35I don't have lungs.
01:04:36The tower of the king's castle.
01:04:38Look!
01:04:39There's the Kiliseum.
01:04:43Wow!
01:04:44I don't know what it is, but I want one.
01:04:47It's the beacon of evil on top of the royal castle.
01:04:51Wait.
01:04:53Is it a beacon?
01:04:55Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:04:56Where are you going?
01:04:58And bring me back a toy!
01:05:00Hey!
01:05:14Bobo!
01:05:31My God!
01:05:32I don't know.
01:05:32I don't know.
01:05:32Oh, God.
01:05:40No!
01:05:40I don't know.
01:05:42The King's Beacon is really a weather ray.
01:06:00King Malbert is making the storm clouds.
01:06:07I beseech you.
01:06:09He lied to us.
01:06:11Oh, the number on the bottom of your screens.
01:06:12Yes, right there.
01:06:14You need to give.
01:06:15Just like we need to be evil.
01:06:17You need to be evil.
01:06:20I know my choreography, if that's what you mean.
01:06:22I think you need to go deeper.
01:06:23Have you ever done anything evil?
01:06:27No.
01:06:28Well, then, how can you play it truthfully?
01:06:30You know, you can't get this part if you fake it.
01:06:32Hit me.
01:06:33What?
01:06:34Hit me.
01:06:35I could never hit anyone.
01:06:37Oh, my God.
01:06:38Oh, my God.
01:06:38Oh, my God.
01:06:39Igor was right.
01:06:40You are not an actress.
01:06:42Yes, I am.
01:06:43Oh, no, you're not.
01:06:44No wonder he chose Heidi.
01:06:46I mean, you know, she's beautiful, and you are not.
01:06:49She has got talent, and you do not.
01:06:51Don't you say that.
01:06:52Look at you.
01:06:52You are pathetic.
01:06:54No, I'm not.
01:06:56Yes, you are.
01:06:56You are just a big, freaky...
01:06:58Here it is, baby.
01:06:59Buckle up.
01:06:59Here it comes.
01:07:00You are an ugly monster.
01:07:02You couldn't act your way out of...
01:07:03Ow!
01:07:04We've got Annie.
01:07:25Malarians!
01:07:28Let's get evil!
01:07:31What?
01:07:55You're going to lower yourself down?
01:07:57You've got your job.
01:07:58I've got mine.
01:07:59I'm coming, Eva.
01:08:01And bring me back a toy!
01:08:03I'm coming, Eva.
01:08:20I'm coming.
01:08:21I'm coming.
01:08:21I'm coming.
01:08:21That was close.
01:08:24He's okay!
01:08:26He's okay.
01:08:27I'm coming, heaver.
01:08:39And here comes this year's evil inventions.
01:08:57What a menagerie of mayhem-loving monstrosities!
01:09:27Take a good look, world. Any of these could be coming for you.
01:09:33Only one evil invention left.
01:09:36Time for my crowning achievement.
01:09:39Hold it, quick!
01:09:57That's Dr. Schadenfreude's invention?
01:10:04Eva!
01:10:10Let the battle begin!
01:10:13No!
01:10:15The son of the house!
01:10:24Tomorrow!
01:10:27Hold on, what's this?
01:10:29It's fighting!
01:10:30Bet your bottom dollar that you will borrow
01:10:36And winning!
01:10:37They'll be done!
01:10:41Let me through, let me through!
01:10:43I made her!
01:10:44You made her!
01:10:45Hey!
01:10:46Here's the genius Igor that made her!
01:10:48Just thinkin' about tomorrow
01:10:54There's a wave of top webs and the sorrow
01:11:02Till there's none
01:11:08You made her!
01:11:09You made her!
01:11:10You made her!
01:11:11You made her!
01:11:12You made her!
01:11:13You made her!
01:11:14You made her!
01:11:15You made her!
01:11:16And wait!
01:11:17And Igor has entered the arena!
01:11:18I just picked out my chin!
01:11:21And grinned!
01:11:22Don't worry, folks!
01:11:23He'll be dead soon!
01:11:24No!
01:11:25No!
01:11:26No!
01:11:27She's almost at her big finish!
01:11:34And if we don't destroy this weather ray, it's really over!
01:11:37Grrr!
01:11:38Grrr!
01:11:39Grrr!
01:11:40Grrr!
01:11:41Grrr!
01:11:42Grrr!
01:11:43Grrr!
01:11:44Grrr!
01:11:45Grrr!
01:11:46Grrr!
01:11:47Grrr!
01:11:48Grrr!
01:11:49Grrr!
01:11:50Grrr!
01:11:51It's not a palm now!
01:11:52Tomorrow!
01:11:53So you gotta...
01:11:54Leave it to Schuttenfreud!
01:11:56Destroying his enemies with a giant girl in a red dress!
01:12:00Hey!
01:12:01Oh!
01:12:02I can't believe Schuttenfreud did it again!
01:12:06What are you doing in the king's box, Shani?
01:12:09I was about to ask you the same question, Malby.
01:12:12Malby?
01:12:13What's the meaning of this?
01:12:15This means you're through.
01:12:16Or should I say overthrew him?
01:12:19Hey!
01:12:20You unhand him!
01:12:25He's your new king!
01:12:27Ha-ha!
01:12:28And if you have a problem with that, please take it up with the head of my complaint department,
01:12:32who's the big monster over there!
01:12:36Maddy?
01:12:37There's gotta be a faster way to demolish this thing!
01:12:42We're all gonna die!
01:12:43Except you!
01:12:44Oh, yeah!
01:12:46Grrr!
01:12:47Grrr!
01:12:48Grrr!
01:12:49Grrr!
01:12:50Grrr!
01:12:51Grrr!
01:12:52Grrr!
01:12:53Grrr!
01:12:54Grrr!
01:12:55Grrr!
01:12:56Grrr!
01:12:57Grrr!
01:12:58Grrr!
01:12:59Grrr!
01:13:00Grrr!
01:13:01Grrr!
01:13:02Grrr!
01:13:03Grrr!
01:13:04Grrr!
01:13:05Grrr!
01:13:06Grrr!
01:13:07Grrr!
01:13:08Grrr!
01:13:09Grrr!
01:13:10Grrr!
01:13:11Grrr!
01:13:12Grrr!
01:13:13Grrr!
01:13:14Grrr!
01:13:15Grrr!
01:13:16Grrr!
01:13:17Grrr!
01:13:18Grrr!
01:13:19Grrr!
01:13:20Grrr!
01:13:21Grrr!
01:13:22Grrr!
01:13:23Grrr!
01:13:24Wait! This isn't you!
01:13:27I did create you to be evil.
01:13:30And I'm sorry I lied to you. I lied to you about everything.
01:13:36This is just a role. You don't have to play it.
01:13:39Yes, she does. You're an eagle. She's an evil invention.
01:13:44No. Everyone has an evil bone in their body.
01:13:47But we choose whether or not to use it.
01:13:51And as someone I loved once said...
01:13:54It's better to be a good nobody than an evil somebody.
01:14:14I don't know.
01:14:15I'm not evil.
01:14:31I'm Eva.
01:14:36That is the correct answer.
01:14:39Igor, I felt like I was in a dark, horrible place.
01:14:43We all were.
01:14:45Wait! What's happening?
01:14:47The end of Malaria's evil role in the world.
01:14:51Camera two.
01:14:51Oh, uh, oh, excellent. Uh, thank you.
01:14:55Um, for generations, King Malbert has kept us in the dark by creating the clouds with a weather ray.
01:15:03He lied to us.
01:15:05We trusted him and he lied to us.
01:15:07He tricked us into thinking we needed to be evil to survive.
01:15:10But we don't!
01:15:15None of us do.
01:15:20This is outrageous! He has no proof!
01:15:23Where's his proof? I demand to see proof!
01:15:28I demand to see!
01:15:30Huh?
01:15:35Oops.
01:15:37Eh.
01:15:38I'm sure he's fine.
01:15:40Long live King Shutterfroid!
01:15:42Everybody!
01:15:43King Malbert the liar is dead!
01:15:45Long live King Shutterfroid!
01:15:47Everybody's dead!
01:15:49Long live...
01:15:49Well, that was a short reign.
01:15:56Hey, fellas! I'm single again!
01:16:00No more pills!
01:16:03I can't see what I really look like.
01:16:07Oh!
01:16:08My evil days are over!
01:16:11From here on out, all evil doings will be handled by my manager slash boyfriend.
01:16:19Oh, President Igor, now that you're in charge, will pants continue to be as expensive and uncomfortable
01:16:47as they were under the previous administration?
01:16:50What?
01:16:51What?
01:16:51No.
01:16:52Everything's about pants.
01:16:53Why is everything about pants with you?
01:16:56There you have it!
01:16:57Another politician afraid to answer the tough pants-related questions of Carl Christophe.
01:17:04Pickles.
01:17:06All family recipe.
01:17:08Pickles.
01:17:09Cocos!
01:17:10Strudel!
01:17:12La-la-la-lee!
01:17:14Mm-hmm.
01:17:16Yuck!
01:17:16Pick me up at seven.
01:17:21I'm gonna go home and shave.
01:17:26Hey, scamper, have you seen Eva?
01:17:28No.
01:17:29Go away.
01:17:30Hans, you're wearing this backwards.
01:17:32What are you, blind?
01:17:35Let's, uh, switch this around.
01:17:38So, what do you do?
01:17:40I'm a genius.
01:17:42What do you do, mister?
01:17:43I'm sorry I'm late.
01:17:47I left your opening night gift back at the lab.
01:17:50Oh, my necklace!
01:17:52Look inside.
01:17:53Oh, my gosh.
01:18:00You're really gonna make this?
01:18:02Yeah, and if it doesn't work out, then we'll just adopt.
01:18:04It's a big step, getting a pet together.
01:18:11Come on, after living with Brain and Scamper, everything will seem like a breeze.
01:18:16I can see clearly now the rain is lost.
01:18:30I can see all obstacles in my way.
01:18:39It's gonna be a bright, bright, bright, sunshiny day.
01:18:53It's gonna be a bright, bright, sunshiny day.
01:19:01It's gonna be a bright, bright, bright, sunshiny day.
01:19:08I got a pocket, got a pocket full of sunshine.
01:19:11I got a love and I know that it's on my nose.
01:19:15Whoa.
01:19:17Do what you want, but you're never gonna break me.
01:19:20Sticks and stones are never gonna shake me low.
01:19:23Whoa.
01:19:24Take me away.
01:19:28Take me away.
01:19:29And secret of light.
01:19:31The sweetest gave.
01:19:32Take me away.
01:19:34Take me away.
01:19:35Take me away.
01:19:36To put a date.
01:19:38To put a date.
01:19:39Take me away.
01:19:40Take me away.
01:19:41I'm free.
01:19:42I got a pocket, got a pocket full of sunshine.
01:19:46I got a love and I know that it's on my nose.
01:19:48Try to love.
01:19:50Try to go.
01:19:53Do what you want, but you're never gonna break me.
01:19:55Six and soons are never gonna shake me, no.
01:19:58Never gonna shake me, never gonna shake me.
01:20:01I got a bucket, got a bucket full of sunshine.
01:20:04I got a love and I know that it's all mine, no.
01:20:06I know that it's all mine, no.
01:20:10Wish that you could, but you ain't gonna own me.
01:20:12Do anything you can to control me, no.
01:20:15You can't control me, no.
01:20:17You can't control me.
01:20:18Take me away, a secret place, a secret place.
01:20:23A secret place, a secret place.
01:20:25Take me away, take me away, take me away.
01:20:29You gotta die, take me away, take me away.
01:20:34I hearted, I hearted.
01:20:35There's a place that I go that nobody knows where the rivers flow.
01:20:41And I call it home and there's no more lies.
01:20:47And the darkness is light and nobody cries.
01:20:50There's only one of the blinds.
01:20:54Take me away, take me away.
01:20:57Take me away, a secret place.
01:20:59A secret place, a secret place.
01:21:00I hate escape, take me away.
01:21:03Take me away, take me away.
01:21:05Take me away, take me away.
01:21:05I hearted, I hearted.
01:21:23I hearted, I hearted.
01:21:28The sun is on my side, you take me for a ride
01:21:39I smile back to the sky, I know I'll be alright
01:21:58I smile back to the sky, I know I'll be alright
01:22:28I smile back to the sky
01:22:58I smile back to the sky
01:23:28I smile back to the sky
01:23:58I smile back to the sky
01:24:28I smile back to the sky
01:24:58I smile back to the sky
01:25:28I smile back to the sky
01:25:58I smile back to the sky
01:26:28I smile back to the sky
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