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During a segment of Ask Dave & Chuck the Freak, a listener is wondering if he should be the bull for his co-worker. The co-worker says that her guy's dong doesn't work anymore and wants him to step in. This is, The Bull vs Limp Larry.
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00:00What are you up to now, Chuck?
00:01Well, the new five-hour energy holiday flavors have got me in the spirit,
00:05so I'm decorating the studio.
00:08Oh, I see.
00:08So Thanksgiving, cranberry lime, Christmas is the gingerbread snap,
00:12but what about Halloween?
00:13Pumpkin's wife!
00:22Up next here, it's time for Ask Dave and Chuck the Freak.
00:25This guy says, okay, what's up, guys?
00:27Here's the deal.
00:27He sent us an email to email at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
00:30He says, I have been talking to this girl from work, I know.
00:34She is younger than me, like over 10 years younger.
00:38Normally, I wouldn't even think twice about it, but here's the twist.
00:42Her boyfriend got hurt and can't really, you know, handle business anymore.
00:51I see what you're saying.
00:52Now, she straight up told me she wants me to step in and be the bull.
01:01That's a fantastic conversation.
01:03Boyfriend wants that.
01:04Well.
01:05I'm supposed to be the designated D now.
01:08He might be a cuck, you know?
01:10Mm-hmm.
01:11The problem is I actually like this girl, and if I start being the bull,
01:15I think I could catch feelings.
01:17You already have.
01:18Meanwhile, her boyfriend's just going to be sitting there like a referee.
01:22He's not going anywhere either.
01:23So what do I do?
01:24Do I take one for the team, or do I run before this blows up in my face?
01:30Potential bull in training looking for advice.
01:33Sometimes it works out, or he would end up with her.
01:37Yeah, I mean, I can see that as well.
01:40She might just feel so bad that she is leaving a guy who was injured in some mysterious way
01:47that we don't know.
01:47Yeah, that's true.
01:48The guilt of that.
01:49You know?
01:50Recently got hurt and can't handle business.
01:52Is it temporary, or?
01:54I feel like that's just something they say, right?
01:57It's part of the whole.
01:58You know, you might be valid.
02:01Oh, he can't get hard no more?
02:02Yeah, I just say it because I want to watch, you know?
02:06I just want to watch.
02:07Yeah.
02:08That's all it is.
02:09And help.
02:09It's part of the act.
02:10Because the boyfriend's got to be in on it.
02:12Yeah, he is.
02:12Yeah, he wants.
02:13He can't just bring a bull and.
02:14Probably stay away from it.
02:16Well, listen, it's a turn on for some guys.
02:20I can't imagine another man in the corner of the room, but it's a turn on for some guys.
02:24And obviously, some guys get some sort of, like, it's a machismo thing.
02:29Like, yeah, I'm effing your girl.
02:31That's right.
02:31I just, to me, we're not a match.
02:35Like, if you can be into this as a lady, what are the other things that you're really
02:42into that I don't know about yet?
02:44I'm like, the pedestal that this guy has put her on and that he's worried about falling
02:50in love with.
02:51Right.
02:53Is probably not valid.
02:57That should have crushed it right there.
02:59It should have.
02:59But he's interested.
03:01Well, his penis is like, we should bang her.
03:04You know?
03:04Of course it is.
03:05He's already had feelings for her at work, obviously, right?
03:09Yes.
03:09He's into this girl.
03:10Yes.
03:11And there's that she's 10 years younger than me thing.
03:13Yeah.
03:14And it's guaranteed.
03:15It's like she's already said.
03:16Right.
03:16I want you to F me.
03:17Yeah.
03:18I mean, that's really tough to hear.
03:20What an incredible.
03:21But there's a catch.
03:23There is a catch.
03:23There's a guy.
03:24The person I'm in love with is in the corner.
03:26Yeah.
03:26Larry Limpdick is over there and he's going to watch the whole thing.
03:29And I bet he's not as limp as it ends up being.
03:31And I bet his mouth isn't as far away from everything as you want it to be.
03:35Oh, Larry.
03:36Is it better knowing that he wouldn't be in the room?
03:38Like, there's no guarantee he's in the room, right?
03:42No.
03:43That's true.
03:43You're right.
03:44And I mean, her boyfriend's just going to be sitting there like a referee.
03:47Oh.
03:47That's what he thinks.
03:48That's what he thinks.
03:49Yeah, that's not.
03:50Okay, so here's the thing.
03:50You can lay the ground rules.
03:52Yes.
03:52If you could go in and say, listen, your guy can't be in the room.
03:55Yep.
03:56Preferably, he's not even in the house when this goes down.
03:58I guarantee if he says that, it blows up.
04:01You got your answer.
04:02Yeah.
04:03She'll say no.
04:03You got your answer.
04:04No, go.
04:04He's not here, but he's peeking through the closet.
04:07Yeah.
04:07No, check everywhere.
04:09Look for cameras.
04:09There's cameras for sure.
04:10Look.
04:10Yeah.
04:11Check all around.
04:11No, what you do is we go to the hotel that I get.
04:15Yeah.
04:15Or his place or something.
04:16Smart.
04:17Yes, you set up the meeting.
04:18I set it up.
04:19We bang.
04:20No phones allowed.
04:21The guy's not there.
04:22There's no phone.
04:22If you want to go and tell him about it all.
04:25That's what she'll do.
04:26That's part of people's arrangements too.
04:28That's fine.
04:29That's fine.
04:30But you're still, then you're not getting the girl.
04:32Right, because the girl still loves the guy in some weird way.
04:38And he just lets her bang other guys.
04:41Unless she falls for him and leaves her boyfriend.
04:45Yeah.
04:46Yeah, but a bull can't catch feelings.
04:48I feel like that's part of being a bull.
04:50That's part of being a bull.
04:50You have a job to do.
04:53You know, bulls do get feelings.
04:55You know.
04:55I don't know if they do.
04:56I think it's like a business transaction.
04:59Sometimes bulls have got to fall for the girl they're banging.
05:02I don't know.
05:03I'm not.
05:04I can't.
05:04It's hard to give advice to a potential bull.
05:06Yeah.
05:07So I'm like, not a bull, man.
05:08Yeah, I know.
05:09I can't even imagine bull life, you know.
05:12It's all a girl just coming out and being like, please, F me.
05:16Right.
05:16Oh, my God.
05:16It's like, it doesn't make any sense.
05:18So since he has feelings already, he shouldn't do it.
05:20It's just going to be messy.
05:22And it's not going to be this.
05:24It's not going to be this fairy tale thing.
05:28Yeah, you're right.
05:28If this goes wrong, you still have to work with her.
05:31So think about that.
05:32How does that work out?
05:33We don't know your work situation, how close you work with her or whatever.
05:36There's lots of things that could go the wrong way here for you.
05:39Hold on.
05:39I'm going to make a bet really quick.
05:41Oh, OK.
05:42You're under the desk.
05:42I bet he bangs her anyway, no matter what we say.
05:45I agree.
05:45I think he will.
05:46You're right.
05:47I think he's just going to bang her.
05:48Our advice is not to.
05:49It's not great.
05:50We're just telling you reality, man.
05:51Reality is you could have a guy checking out your balls.
05:55Reality is you could mess this up and you still have to work with her.
05:58Yeah.
05:59Reality is you could fall in love with her and it's a disaster.
06:02Right.
06:03And you get your, you know, weirdly heartbroken, you know, or you could end up with her and
06:11you think everything's great.
06:12And then she's like, oh, by the way, I need other men.
06:16All of it.
06:17None of it ends well.
06:18No, like none of it.
06:19I like I haven't come up with the scenario where it's like, and you.
06:24Yeah, I didn't think of that.
06:25So let's just say she does fall in love with you.
06:27She's still OK with this.
06:29How long until she's bored with you and wants another guy?
06:32Has he ever met Limp Larry?
06:34No.
06:35Larry.
06:36Well, I'm just like Limp Larry might not know about it.
06:39Right.
06:39And she could just be trying to like have an affair.
06:42Right.
06:43And or you got to go sit down and meet him.
06:45You know what, though?
06:46If you want to have an affair with me, you don't have to make up that your boyfriend
06:49can't.
06:50That's a strange way to.
06:51You know what I mean?
06:51Like, you just know, like it's easier.
06:53Limp Larry's in the picture.
06:54Whether he's Limp or not, that's the question.
06:57Yeah.
06:57Is he in the room?
06:58He's got to meet Larry first.
07:00Right.
07:00I don't want to meet Larry ever.
07:02No, ever.
07:02If I'm ever a bull, which I never will be.
07:05But if I was ever a bull, it would be without any.
07:09Yeah.
07:10You laughed a little too hard at that.
07:12I really got a good laugh on a Dave.
07:14A little too hard at that.
07:15Sorry.
07:16A little too hard.
07:20Warning, no sexual.
07:21A little bit.
07:22A little bit too chuckled guts over there, pal.
07:27No, but what I'm saying, of course I won't.
07:30But, you know, what was I saying?
07:32If you're ever a bull.
07:33If you were going to be a bull.
07:35If you were a bull, you don't want to meet Limp Larry.
07:36Would you rather meet him?
07:37That's what you were about to say.
07:39That's what you were about to say.
07:40There we go.
07:40You never meet Limp Larry.
07:43In the best case scenario, you never even know what this guy looks like.
07:50I don't want to be in a grocery store and be like, there's Limp Larry.
07:54If he's going to be in the room during it, would you rather meet, like, no first?
07:58No, I'm not doing it.
07:59I would say, listen.
08:01You'd like to be introduced to the.
08:03No.
08:04He's not in the room.
08:05If you're going to watch me bang your lady, I'd like to meet you first.
08:08Good day, Limp Larry.
08:09I will be banging your lady tonight.
08:10No.
08:11Rather than just show up and there's a guy in the corner who doesn't say anything.
08:14I'm not banging someone with a guy in the corner.
08:16Some pleasantries would be nice.
08:18You want to shake his hand or something?
08:20I want your blessing to rail your wife.
08:24Okay, so we have someone here who has been in this situation.
08:28Hello there.
08:28How are you?
08:29Limp Larry.
08:30Hi.
08:31Penis.
08:31Penis to you.
08:32So this guy's wondering if he should become the bull, and you've been in this situation.
08:36What do you think?
08:37I think it's kind of a double-edged sword either way, but there could be a benefit to him actually
08:44doing it if he has feelings for her, because he may do it with her one time and go, oh,
08:50well, okay, this is just a sex fun thing, and that's as far as I want to take it now, because
08:56he may find that, you know, it's not for him to be the actual bull or, like, be the boyfriend
09:04potential.
09:05I mean, I will say this.
09:07If I have feelings for someone, and I feel like it's developing that, if I bang them
09:14and there's a guy in the corner of the room, like, cheering me on or whatever, or wanting
09:18to touch me, I am going to fall pretty fast out of love with that person, you know?
09:24So she's kind of onto something, you know?
09:28You could do this and then hope.
09:29The problem would be that you don't.
09:32That you're like, oh, I can deal with this.
09:34It's fine.
09:35That guy just tried to touch my butt a bit.
09:37He'd just tickle my balls.
09:37You know, it's not that bad, you know?
09:40But then again, then maybe it's opening up a door for you that you don't know.
09:44Okay, so our advice is this.
09:46Bottom line.
09:47If you really want to do it, man, that's your call.
09:50You definitely have a thing for this woman, and she's telling you to F her.
09:54We understand it's hard to say no.
09:55So we would say, as Chuck mentioned, set it up on your terms, at your place, so there's
09:59no cameras and there's no limp Larrys.
10:01Yep.
10:02And if she says no limp Larry has to be there, you know the deal.
10:06You've got your answer.
10:07Yep.
10:08You know the deal, and I do think no matter what we say, you are going to end up banging
10:13this woman, and I wish you the best of luck.
10:16The best thing that you could do is cancel these feelings.
10:22Yes.
10:22Look at it in a rational manner.
10:27Look at it and get her off this pedestal that you've put her on.
10:31She's not all that.
10:33Yeah.
10:34There's a lot of baggage.
10:36She'll probably, even if you got together, eventually I think one day she'd be like,
10:41you know, I think I want to bang this other guy from work.
10:43So just know, it's not great.
10:48Someone said my ex brought in a bull a few times, and it was great, but from our experience,
10:53the guy has to be 100% confident.
10:55If the bull is uneasy or shy or not confident, it totally ruins it.
10:59So the bull has to be confident.
11:02Of course, you're a confident bull.
11:04Yeah, I know, but like the bull.
11:05You're not like, hey, is this okay if I touch her hair?
11:08Well, yeah, that's not a bull's job.
11:10No, you take charge.
11:11No, but I mean like, so the bull blew it in that situation.
11:17Yeah, the bull was like, I would think that the, yeah, Limp Larry would be the one blowing
11:21it all the time, you know.
11:24Yeah, who knows?
11:25To let us know what happens.
11:26But that's the bottom line, our advice.
11:28You're probably going to do it anyway, and Limp Larry could touch it, but whatever, man,
11:32whatever you're into.
11:33Yeah.
11:33But try not to fall for her.
11:35You can be sort of in control of the situation.
11:38I would try and take as much control of it as I could.
11:41Yeah, absolutely.
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