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00:00Oh, Yui!
00:06Oh, your tie's a bit twisted.
00:13It's me, man.
00:15She's made me kya-hoo twice already today.
00:18The first time I did it twice in one day,
00:21the corners of my mouth cramped up and wouldn't go back to normal.
00:25If it ends up happening three times,
00:27I might have some sort of fit.
00:30I need to be careful.
01:00Don't go, don't go, don't go,
01:02what I am, it's all!
01:03I'm not alone!
01:03I'm not alone!
01:04I'm not alone!
01:06It's my love.
01:08It's my love.
01:09I'm not alone!
01:10I'm not alone!
01:10I'm not alone!
01:11I'm not alone!
01:12I'm not alone!
01:13I'm not alone!
01:14I'm not alone!
01:15I'm not alone!
01:16I'm not alone!
01:17I'm not alone!
01:18I'm not alone!
01:19I'm not alone!
01:20I'm not alone!
01:21I'm not alone!
01:22I'm not alone!
01:23I'm not alone!
01:24I'm not alone!
01:25I'm not alone!
01:26I'm not alone!
01:27I'm not alone!
01:29I'm not alone!
01:30I'm not alone!
01:32Oh
02:02You who over here now turn to page 15
02:19You're good at this aren't you
02:24One red bean bread roll, please it is now been four hours since I hiccups began
02:32I think I heard that if someone hiccups a hundred times it can be fatal
02:36Let's say that I hiccup three times every minute
02:39That's a hundred and eighty hiccups an hour and if I multiply that by four
02:44That's seven hundred and twenty times
02:46Whoa
02:47Without me noticing my body has become able to withstand seven times the amount that would kill a normal person
02:53We delinquents are just built different. I'm a superhero
02:57No wait, don't get cocky. If this keeps up, it's abundantly clear that I'm gonna end up dead
03:03I need to fix this
03:05I don't want this to be the way I meet my end
03:09I would prefer to die on Cebu Island with Autori cradling me in her arms
03:21Thus, I cannot let myself die like this
03:24That could work
03:26Put one finger in each ear and apply pressure
03:30Sorry
03:34Are you okay?
03:37Yeah
03:38That was a terrible idea
03:40Too much potential for pain if it goes wrong
03:42There's gotta be another way
03:45Huh? I just have to hold my breath for thirty seconds?
03:49Well, that's easy enough
03:51Okay, then I'll just set a timer for thirty and
03:54Uh uh
03:55Start
04:06Has it really not been thirty seconds yet?
04:11This website sucks
04:12It's like blatantly trying to kill people
04:16Forget it
04:17I'll have to come up with something myself
04:19Hang on a second
04:21If shocking me cost all this
04:23Then it stands to reason I need to get her to shock me again
04:29Hey, Yui-poo
04:31Come here
04:36Oh crap, I made it worse
04:38I need a bad kind of shock
04:40I need something awful that'll shock me if Autori said it to me
04:44Yui
04:45I hate you
04:49Oh my god
04:51I can't seem to stop crying all of a sudden
04:54I'm so overcome with sadness
04:57Hey, Yui-poo
04:58Been looking for ya
05:00What?
05:01Oh hey there
05:03Um, what's going on there?
05:06What's that?
05:07Oh, that's nothing
05:09Just the hiccups
05:10They're sure different than any hiccups I've ever seen
05:13What are you doing here anyway?
05:17Oh, that's right
05:18I messaged you this morning and didn't get a response
05:21So I came to see you in person
05:24I was so happy to get a text from her that I took a bunch of screenshots
05:28And carefully placed them in folders so they spelled out a message
05:32Sorry I didn't reply
05:33I got your text right at the same moment these stupid hiccups started
05:38You've been hiccuping that long?
05:39That sounds rough
05:41It is
05:42I should have died seven times by now
05:45Yeesh, sorry
05:46I'll be fine
05:48But I know a good way to get rid of them
05:50First, bend as far forward as you can
05:52Like this?
05:53Keep going
05:54Like this?
05:56That's it
05:57Then raise your head up as much as possible
06:01Oh, come to think of it, we're gonna need some water
06:04I'll buy some
06:05Stay there, BRB
06:06Like this?
06:18Huh, I guess it didn't work
06:20It usually does
06:22So, um, if you don't mind, I'd like to ask a favor
06:26Oh, of course
06:28I'd like you to say something to me that'll give me a shock
06:32I feel like they'll stop if something really shocks me
06:35I don't mind at all, but are you certain?
06:38Well, I mean you're already crying and having spasms
06:42Don't worry, I'll be okay
06:45Very well
06:46Here goes then
06:47Um, alright
06:48Yui, I really hate your guts
06:53Super hate you
06:54Hate you
06:57Yui?
07:00I'm in Valhalla
07:02It looked like you stopped breathing
07:07Did the hiccups stop?
07:10I totally think it worked
07:12Autori, I can't thank you enough
07:13It's okay
07:14You can call on me anytime
07:16What?
07:17No
07:18I would never just call you
07:20Really?
07:21Hmm
07:23Well, in that case
07:26My treasure
07:28Can't believe Autori let me record her voice
07:31Then just use it if you get hiccups again
07:34I will only listen to this beautiful gift in an emergency
07:37And I shall pass it down through the generations as a family heirloom
07:41I'll only listen in absolute emergencies
07:47I hate you, Yui
07:49Yahoo!
07:50I'm a girl
07:53I'm a girl
08:00Big bright cat-like eyes
08:03Soft shiny lips that curl up at the ends
08:06A cutesy face and a figure too good to be true
08:10Wherever I go
08:12I turn heads
08:14I am undoubtedly and obviously the school idol
08:18But recently there's someone at the school who's caught my eye
08:23Her name is Yu Yutani
08:26And she has yet to properly acknowledge me
08:29In fact, there was one day that I'll never forget
08:31Uh
08:35Excuse me, I need a big favor
08:37Must be another one of my fans
08:40Aww
08:42She looks so nervous
08:44But who could blame her, am I right?
08:46I suppose I can indulge her
08:48Fine, go on
08:50You may shake my hand if you wish
08:55Um, just a handshake
08:57Handshake? You wanted to shake hands?
08:58Well, no, but I was willing for such a big fan
09:01Huh?
09:03Uh, I'm sorry, I need to stop talking
09:06Just look ahead now, please
09:08Hey, can I ask you something?
09:10What is it?
09:11Did you happen to see a small, jumpy, wide-eyed creature that you can't help but want to pet?
09:17Audrey's legs!
09:19Ugh, what is going on with this girl?
09:25Uh, I'm sorry
09:26But could we stay like this?
09:29A little longer?
09:31I see
09:32She must have been too nervous to shake my hand
09:34So she just wanted to be in the same space as me
09:37Well, of course she's nervous
09:39She's right here breathing the same air as the one and only Rururi, huh?
09:43I'll just have to get a little closer and give her a thrill
09:46It's okay, I'll give you an autograph just this one time
09:49Uh, no, don't worry about it
09:51Seriously, what is wrong with her?
09:52Look, I know you're nervous and everything but I can only take so much
09:57What? I'm nervous?
09:59Duh, anyone standing before Rue the school idol would be
10:03What do you mean? You don't know the Rue Ruhiha?
10:08Sorry, I've never heard of you
10:10So you're like famous then? Are you from a different country?
10:15No, I'm from here! I'm the school idol at this school!
10:18Ugh!
10:20Since you seem ignorant of the situation, I'll tell you
10:22Huh?
10:23Rue Ruhiha's the cutest girl in the world
10:25And that's me, I am Rue Ruhiha
10:27The cutest girl in the world?
10:29Yeah, look, you can see how absurdly adorable I am, right?
10:32Um...
10:33You can tell me!
10:35Sure, but it's just...
10:36Say it! Tell me I'm cute!
10:39I'm sorry...
10:40To me, the cutest girl at our school and in the world is Acharya Mizutori
10:48That was the most humiliated I've ever been in my life
10:52I will make her say the words Rue is the cutest ever!
10:54Hey, you there!
10:56W-w-what do you want? I don't have a lot of cash on me, but it's all yours!
11:00Huh? I'm not trying to shake you down
11:02Oh, yes, of course! You're just another fan!
11:05Go ahead, you may shake my hand
11:07No, thanks. I have something important to say
11:10You have been following our girl around recently
11:13And I need you to stop with all the weird stalker stuff right now
11:16Rue is not stalking anyone, okay?
11:19Oh? Then what would you call it?
11:20I'm only observing!
11:22Seeing how Yuyutani spends her day, what she's doing, and evaluating her every single move
11:27Yep, that's stalking
11:29I can't help it! That girl has so many wacky quirks!
11:32Well, you're not wrong there
11:34Oh, are you telling me that you might be familiar with her and all her peculiarities?
11:38So what kind of stuff does she like?
11:40Atari-mitsutori
11:41What's your favorite word?
11:43Atari-mitsutori
11:44Her life's motto?
11:45Atari-mitsutori
11:46Her hobbies?
11:47Atari-mitsutori
11:48Atari-mitsutori
11:49What the heck?!
11:50It's true
11:53May I?
11:55Oh, you-hoo
11:56I heard you saying Atari's name and had to know why
11:59Never mind. Do you know this stalker?
12:02Stop it! I'm not a stalker!
12:05Oh, right! She's a big deal. Her name is...
12:09She's super famous!
12:11Oh, right! It's Riko!
12:13It's Rue!
12:14She's from overseas
12:15I was born in Japan!
12:18Gah! I'll tell you one more time
12:21Now clean out your ears and listen to me
12:23What did you say?
12:24Very funny!
12:26My name is Rura Ruriha
12:28I'm a Y-Tuber who makes beauty and self-care videos
12:31And I have a rather huge fan base
12:34I'm not just popular among girls, either
12:36My popularity spans all ages and genders, even animals
12:40I have 50,000 subscribers, three times the followers
12:44I've even started working as an amateur model recently
12:47Let me put it this way for you
12:49I'm the heir apparent
12:51Your high school idol!
12:53Huh! Not too bad
12:55What? That wasn't much of a reaction
12:57Oh, well, um...
12:59It's just that I'm kinda used to it
13:01Hmm?
13:03The vast popularity of the Holy Acheri Mizutori
13:07Doesn't stop at animals
13:09It extends to dirt, grass, and gods
13:11Mizutori is really something
13:13She is indeed
13:15Her followers, if they were to be counted
13:18Would number upwards of 1,900,000
13:21And if we're talking about modeling
13:24The goddess Aphrodite was modeled after Acheri herself
13:28Even if that were true
13:29Even if I can't outshine your great Acheri blah blah
13:31Whatever, as far as the average person's concerned
13:35Blue is the prettiest, sweetest, darlingest of all
13:39You, with the blonde hair, you have some sense
13:41You get it, right?
13:43Huh? Are you cute?
13:45Uh...
13:46Uh...
13:50Well...
13:51Now that you've pointed it out to me
13:54Yeah, why not?
13:56I guess maybe you're okay
14:01I don't believe this
14:03How could you see that?
14:04Oh, Huey, Suzukaze
14:06Asuri!
14:07Hey
14:08What are you guys doing?
14:10Well...
14:12The stalker was wanting...
14:13Oh, hey, Ruriha
14:14Hey...
14:16Could it be that...
14:18Ruu isn't exceptionally cute and idol-worthy after all?
14:22What are you talking about?
14:24Anyone who takes one look at you would say you're cute
14:27Isn't that right?
14:33Yeah!
14:34I guess she might be considered cute
14:36Are you cute?
14:46Hey...
14:48Hey...
14:50Yes?
14:52Am I adorable?
14:54Ruu...
14:56It's super cute, right?
14:59Soon after, word spread, and the legend of the cutesy clinger was born
15:03Okay, everyone, do we all have our baggies and work gloves?
15:16Yes!
15:18Stop grinning like an idiot, Yutani!
15:21No more Mrs. Nice Girl!
15:22The only reason I volunteered for this public decency committee event is so that I can show Autry what a no-good rascal I am!
15:31Pinchy!
15:33It's the local area cleanup!
15:35What? We're cleaning up the street?
15:37Yeah, they'll be deciding which group we're in soon
15:40All of the first years have signed up for it
15:42Well, this semester's the first time that you know who will be managing it
15:46It'll be great!
15:48I will pick up all of your hearts, sweet babies!
15:51TASER!
15:53Is this like a first life performance?
15:55That's a bit of a stretch
15:57No it is not! Everyone is excited!
15:59Some Autryists even started a fan war!
16:01Don't just drop made-up terms into conversation
16:04What do you mean there was a fan war?
16:05Well, one faction was going to leave trash on purpose so that Autry will pick it up
16:11While the other side said that they shouldn't be making her pick up trash in the first place
16:14So they ended up fighting
16:16How many people are obsessed with this chick?
16:18So, what side are you on?
16:20Which side?
16:22I think I'd like to be the trash and have Madame Autry pick me up
16:27This girl makes me sad sometimes
16:29Hmm, so I see Autry is in charge of group 2
16:32I'm assuming you'd like to end up in her group, right?
16:35Don't worry, I've been doing as many things as I can to sync up with the number 2
16:40Giving myself double island
16:42Emitting CO2
16:43Walking on two legs
16:45That's kinda like everybody
16:47And I also covered my vest with a number 2
16:50You think you're Hoichi the Earless?
16:52I've done it all
16:54I'm gonna go check the group
16:56I knew I should have written it all over my body
17:00You do think you're Hoichi the Earless
17:03Looks like I got group 2
17:05Suzu!
17:06Please switch with me!
17:07I'll do anything you want!
17:09Oh, just imagine the possibilities
17:12I'll even give you this!
17:13I don't want that
17:15In the end
17:17Just treat me to a parfait next time
17:19She agreed to switch with me for a tasty treat
17:22Suzu really is sweeter than a peach
17:23Um, Yutani
17:25Huh?
17:26Would you like to hang out with us today?
17:28Huh?
17:29Uh...
17:30Hello?
17:31I'm pretty sure you're the only one standing there
17:33What?
17:34You mean you can... see me here?
17:36Are you a ghost?
17:38Wh-what should I tell them?
17:40I didn't think there would be someone kind-hearted enough to talk to me
17:44Feels nice, but I don't want to involve them in my misdeeds
17:49I have to get out of here
17:52Well, I, um...
17:54Huh?
17:55I appreciate your invitation, but I must move forward alone
17:58Oh, that's a shame
18:00Something you gotta do?
18:01There is
18:02I'm gonna tie up some cops till they scream
18:04Hey!
18:05Can you stop that young lady?
18:06What?
18:07The police?
18:08Yes
18:09The po-po
18:15Is it just my imagination?
18:17Or did I say something to put them off?
18:21That's some solid bad girl action
18:23I'm so proud of me
18:25I better pull myself together and get back on track
18:28Today's mission is stealing motivation
18:30I'll clean up the town before anyone else can
18:33And wipe the smiles off everyone's faces
18:36Just watch me, Atari
18:37Witness the nefarious deed that I shall commit
18:40I can already see everyone turning pale
18:42When they see just how sparkling clean I can get this town
18:46Now, let's get off to a dynamic start
18:53I'm lost!
18:58Where am I?
18:59It's so dark
19:00Suzu, come and save me
19:04I see light
19:05Thank goodness
19:09There's someone there
19:14Oh wow
19:15That's no person
19:16It's a goddess
19:18Atari!
19:19Are you okay?
19:20Who did this to you?
19:22So bright
19:23Is that you, Yui?
19:25It is
19:26I'm glad
19:28I had lost sight of you
19:30I went searching, but
19:32What?
19:33I'm so sorry
19:35This was such a nice sunny spot that I totally
19:39Totally what?
19:41Fell asleep
19:43I guess it is kinda nice here
19:44Here
19:48Here
19:49A reward for your hard work
19:50Oh, thank you so much
19:52I'll have it encased in glass
19:54No, please drink it
19:56Right, okay
19:57Then with your permission
19:58I shall consume it
20:00Hmm
20:03I've got you now, don't I?
20:05As you know
20:06Our school prohibits eating and drinking outside of lunch
20:10So you've just broken a school rule right in front of a senior, Yui
20:13Oh no
20:14Crap
20:15Are you gonna put cuffs on me?
20:17But fortunately, I'm the only one who saw you
20:20I'll be nice and let it slide this time, but
20:23But what?
20:28Please don't tell anyone I was slacking on my duties
20:30I beg you
20:32Hmm?
20:36Hey, what's so funny about that?
20:38Oh, I'm sorry
20:40I just found it funny that you would be worried about getting in trouble yourself
20:45Well, of course I would be worried
20:48It could set a bad example to others
20:51And besides
20:53I'm not the right person to be a public decency officer
20:56Huh?
21:00Hmm
21:01Well, if you keep getting to know me better, you'll probably see for yourself
21:12Is that so?
21:14In that moment, Autori's expression was a little different than usual
21:20Oh boy, I kinda made myself thirsty there
21:25I'll just take a little sip
21:26I'll just take a little sip
21:29Huh?
21:30Really?
21:32Oh boy, I'm sorry
21:38Oh boy, I'm sorry
21:40Ah, look at my mom's face
21:42I'm sorry
21:43You're not like I'm sorry
21:44I'm not so sorry
21:46I'm sorry
21:48You're not like I'm sorry
21:50I'm sorry
21:51You're not so sorry
21:53I'll see you next time.
22:23I love you!
22:53SUZUKAZE'S MANY MISUNDERSTANDINGS
23:04SUZUKAZE'S MANY MISUNDERSTANDINGS
23:09Suzukaze looks even scarier than usual, right?
23:13Maybe she's in a bad mood.
23:15Just do your best not to make eye contact.
23:19But...
23:20That umbrella!
23:22So cute!
23:24I bought an umbrella that I thought was perfect for you.
23:26So here, you're welcome.
23:28I'm gonna kill her.
23:30Somehow, every time the misunderstanding is resolved,
23:34her street cred takes a hit.
23:35I'll do it.
23:37I'm gonna kill him.
23:37I'll do it.
23:37The, he'll do it.
23:37I'm gonna kill him.
23:38I'll do it.
23:39I'm gonna kill you.
23:40Just do it.
23:40I'll kill you.
23:41I'll kill you.
23:41You
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