02:22Stupid remote probably out of batteries like an inconsiderate jerk!
02:43Homer! The radio is saying if you find a glowing shard, call the police!
02:48It's alien! Uncontrollable! Immensely powerful and deadly!
02:53Hmm! Something, something, powerful and something!
03:02A lot of power, alright!
03:10Ooh! Easter egg!
03:13Okay, Homer. Do the thing you never do at work. Focus!
03:19Now we're remoting!
03:23Is that a shard? And what are you doing to my living room?
03:27Making it better! Try the couch!
03:30Ooh, it is soft. But you know I don't like alien tech in the house.
03:36Marge, with this remote I can turn all of Springfield into a paradise! End the tire fire! Save local journalism! Make something wonderful for all of us!
03:45But can you make good decisions and...
03:48Hmm?
03:50Oh, go wild!
03:52I'll save this for later, baby!
03:55But right now I got a device I don't understand, a high school degree I barely earned, and no sense of personal limits!
04:03I'm off to create Nirvana!
04:13Oh, thanks, Homer!
04:14Thanks, Homer!
04:18Thank you, kind sir!
04:22Chocolate syrup?
04:24A fireman's dream!
04:26Pour me a frosty mug of sugar mow. Making a town perfect is thirsty work!
04:31Yeah, Homer, I swore I'd rip off my own head before ever saying this, but...
04:36On the house!
04:38I love that now my turlet has a never-ending supply of turlet paper!
04:43I got lots of great ideas!
04:46You ever look up at the sky and think, if the moon is made of cheese, why can't it be melted on giant nachos?
04:54Don't get too showy, pal! Some out-of-town dungballs have been looking for you!
04:58They say that shard-a-ma-jig is dangerous!
05:01Ah! Don't let them know I'm here!
05:05Yeah, don't worry. I kept them busy with one of your little, uh, improvements.
05:09Hey, these snacks you gave us are moving!
05:13Yeah, they're self-feeding pretzels, huh? Open your mouth, they walk right in.
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