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00:00so just make sure to eat plenty of low-acid foods and avoid caffeine and
00:03alcohol they can further irritate the stomach lining any questions yeah can I
00:08pet the pony now you may okay oh I love your hair some people hate hospitals but
00:15everybody loves a pony so I decided to bring in a professional therapy horse
00:20to help boost the morale of our patients but there has been an unanticipated
00:25downside I don't know what they feed that animal but it is alarmingly fiber-rich
00:35ma'am be careful there's just a little mess ma'am right down the barrel
00:44like track and bleach yeah track and bleach somebody grab her she's headed to radiology
00:48her so much yeah why is it so much and spreading it everywhere
00:51Matt
00:53hey uh where are you going what are you doing with those it's for the
01:13tomopod remember you signed for it tomopod are you talking about that fancy new
01:19full-body scanner I've been seeing promoted by recognizable actors on
01:23Instagram well I don't think that belongs here unless a plucky administrator talked
01:29him into sending one that's right this month st. Dennis is hosting our own in
01:36in-house tomopod sorry before we call our loved ones with the good news what
01:41exactly is it tomopod it's only the next frontier in early detection yeah it
01:46scans your body at the cellular level to detect any abnormalities that could be
01:49lurking inside now things like bulging discs pulmonary nodules nobody needs this
01:54all these preemptive scans do is send people down a rabbit hole of anxiety and
02:00unnecessary procedures I'm sorry but I think it's important to spot disease
02:04before it becomes a disaster that's literally the slogan on the tomopod box
02:08well it doesn't make it any less true Serena and to encourage you all to
02:13promote this to our patients all employees are entitled to a free body
02:17scan today only boom shakalaka we are gonna help people live fuller lives with
02:23fewer question marks yeah that's also on the box so help me Jesus always some new
02:28gimmick Joyce is cooking up I don't know I mean in the grand scheme of things I think you
02:33could do worse than promoting body scans maybe it'll help people well I just
02:37think you take a black light to anything you're gonna find some stains sure but
02:40surely there's some areas of life where you want all the information like
02:43relationships right Tim and I tell each other everything all out there on the
02:47table please don't tell me you're one of those open communication types yeah
02:53you're right I should have asked you for tips tell me how was your
02:56communication with your divorce lawyer my marriage didn't fail because my wife
02:59wanted me to talk more I'm just saying total transparency works for us so Tim
03:05knows all about hot Gary the delivery guy that's just some silly office joke got
03:12it hot Gary is not a thing man well if hot Gary is not a thing then you wouldn't
03:18mind calling Tim and telling him all about it you know I actually think right now it
03:21might be more important that I get mr. Shabbos is belotted Tim deserves to know how
03:26hot Gary is curtain oh I'm very excited to get Tomo see I'm always fine-tuning my
03:34health regimen so a chance to peek under the hood like this is the dream I've
03:37been watching other hospitals getting a tomo and I've been having major tomo
03:41FOMO fo show mo oh you can put your shirt back on yeah I'm good okay well your
03:48heart looks excellent no plaque no evidence of a PFO stop it I'm blushing your muscle
03:54mass is really exceptional come on what stop filming that's for your spine oh wow
04:00that's gorgeous yeah look at that hot rod oh no no this is just a stock image of a
04:04healthy spine this is your spine so just over 10 degrees of curvature nominal
04:10scoliosis but absolutely nothing to be concerned about uh-huh then why is it red
04:14oh that's just to highlight the deviation from the norm again it's really not a
04:18big deal then why use red I wasn't on the design team tell me something what's
04:24the uh margin of error on these things anyway oh it's guaranteed to be accurate
04:28within 40 microns 40 okay well there it is that's less than the width of a human
04:34hair still you know 40 of anything Dakota thank you for coming in how are you I'm
04:42okay um somebody's been stealing my yogurts again good glad to hear it listen um I brought
04:47you in here today and believe me these things are never easy but what was that is that the Tomo pod
04:55Jesus that's abrasive isn't it what was I saying um these things are never easy oh right right and
05:01these things are never easy oh um so every workplace is different it's a question of fit I'm sorry is this
05:10getting louder it's so hard for me to concentrate it sounds like a vending machine having an orgasm
05:15right but what were you saying okay Dakota let's just rip the band-aid off okay all right nope not
05:24today out get out thank you so much you know what I'm stopping by prefer to talk now because if you get
05:30an email from HR do not answer it actually I wanted to talk to you on my email you know what I think my
05:36brain will acclimate to this it's fine it's fine hey how'd that phone call to Tim go I mean how did
05:45he take all of that hot Gary stuff oh my god you were serious about that yeah but you know what forget
05:52about it I mean you don't have to buy your own BS all right hold on I'm gonna call Tim right now great
05:58I mean I'd really like to see your policy in action I might even learn a few things yeah I think that
06:03you will okay hey what's up oh nothing um kind of a slow day thought I'd say hi uh also so funny story
06:15there uh we there's this delivery guy Gary and um some people the nurses think that he's hot and so
06:25uh we all call him hot Gary okay and then what uh nothing that's it oh okay I thought there's okay
06:35fun story babe thanks I mean not much of a hero's journey but nice so it's not a big deal then right
06:40you're not upset sweetie I'm aware that we're both human and we're still gonna find people attractive
06:45especially people we see all the time at work exactly yeah uh who do you find attractive at work then
06:54uh well I don't know I guess Serena's pretty what your work honey I mean your work
07:04when I heard your voice I knew why look it's so emotional I got you I got you oh thank you
07:11Snoopy the voice tonight on CTV stream tomorrow on Crave
07:15yeah that did absolutely nothing obviously
07:25wait let me try this
07:28that's still there what was your theory there wait it stopped problem solved
07:39it's back see it gives you a flash of hope and then it rips it away wait light bulb what if we
07:46reframed it as a beautiful song just listen oh gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong
07:54get out yes gotta admit you are in a real pickle oh yeah how's that well according to your share
08:04everything lifestyle you really do have to tell Serena what Tim said about her it's not the same
08:10thing man I'm not married to Serena one could argue that you tell your best friend more than you tell
08:15your partner all right listen I can see you're having a lot of fun with this but we're still
08:19pretty backed up from that pop bouncy castle so sadly I do have more important things to worry about
08:23you don't want to tell Serena because it's a good thing that everybody doesn't know everything and there are
08:29some things that are better kept inside game set match dr. ronald leonard
08:43little zone a yoga yeah just trying to stay limber found out I have some negligible curvature in my spine so
08:51take a few corrective measures no biggie no way yeah I have scoliosis too but no my thing's different
08:57I ordered something called a pelvic clock we're not the same Keith all right actually I think Ron
09:02uh I was looking for you okay I did that body scan you were hyping up apparently I have excess fluid in
09:09both my knees oh tough break but I don't even know if that machine's 100 told me I have a curved spine
09:16or some nonsense oh it's so funny because it said mine was perfectly straight the tech guy said it was um
09:22flawless it's weird oh yeah yeah yeah he was joking around he could barely tell my spine from
09:27the stock image couldn't have to see my green outline green yeah yeah mine's green too so shade of green
09:33nice yeah the green guys hey Ron said he wasn't looking for me yes he was Keith please he was
09:40hey how's it going pretty lady oh I like this energy I'm just speaking the truth you know you're pretty
09:53and I think basically everyone agrees you know I do Tim does what oh yeah it it's come up can't really be
10:02that surprising though I mean you're a hot tamale like who doesn't think that okay so you know I'm
10:10extremely poly positive but you went to more like family and I just oh my god no I'm not I'm not
10:16propositioning you for a throuple I I just um uh uh Tim and I were chatting in it and it just came up
10:22that he thought you were cute that's all isn't that funny we we we both did a full lol okay not
10:31really sure what I'm supposed to do with that nothing oh my god it doesn't even matter it's just like
10:35meaning less factoids yeah that was good smooth that is exactly what is wrong with society nowadays
10:52everyone wants to share every little thought that pops into their head I knew my grandfather for 30
10:59years he never said more than 10 words to me great man excuse me hey um I am in the room directly next
11:09door oh and you're worried about the radiation no but uh why don't I let you talk first well
11:18technically the tomopod does emit a small amount of radiation but it's really so tiny it's not a big deal
11:22well if it's if it's not a big deal why are you wearing that vest well I'm here all day I'm here all
11:30day I'm here all day do you want a vest I just wish it was on my hand listen that is the worst it is
11:41ever gonna look all right we'll do a consult with plastics you will be all right I promise we're gonna
11:46take good care of you okay just hang tight hey that was really nice you seemed a lot calmer how'd you
11:52do on your fatty liver deposits uh what what what the scan Matt come on I don't know the tech said
11:58like four percent oh ouch really mine was two and a half that's less you know how about nasal polyps
12:05how many they get you for uh I honestly don't remember do sake for me you probably had a couple but
12:11that's typical I mean hey you did good on the spine so these evens out oh thanks you know it's kind of
12:17nice because you can fix the other stuff but the spine you got is the spine you get right right yeah
12:23well a liver's a pretty big one too sorry it's probably a sore subject for you since it dominated
12:29you in those fatty deposits ah no it's okay you know I always had a fear with the spine because back
12:34home there was this old hunchback guy who we called old hunchback whoa whoa you can't say hunchback
12:39wait man no they prefer something else I'd imagine it's not enough they have to dodge pebbles on the
12:45way to the market now they got you slandering them no oof I do not like this color on you
12:50oh my god could you believe hunchback or oh sorry hey Alex Mr. Maybach had some test results come back
13:00inconclusive and I just wanted to get your take does this baby look like his daddy Tim or his mommy Serena
13:06are you insane hey I worked my whole lunch hour on that took a while to get a clear shot of Serena
13:13plus why do I have to give them my credit card it's enough now Ron don't you think the last thing I
13:18need is for Serena to see this and it make things even more weird uh-huh so you do acknowledge that
13:23telling Serena made things weird no I'm just saying that out of context you know what I am gonna clear
13:29this up right now hey Serena sorry sorry just to give you more context for the whole the whole Tim
13:34thing so Ron and I we're talking about open communication all right and that got us on the
13:38subject of Gary the delivery guy is hot Alex no it's okay no I just want to get it all out there
13:43in the open so you know how the nurses are always talking about how they'd hook up with Gary and you
13:48know they're like yeah you know I'd accept his package and and you know like slide it in my mailbox
13:52Gary and stuff like that hey Gary I'm just need a signature totally yeah how's the kitchen remodel
14:02going did you do the brush nickel or did you yeah hey cool have a good day hey Gary yeah you know
14:11Ron's had a lot of fun with his side of this well it just got an innocent man accidentally harassed
14:16so is it funny now to Ron it is yes to him it is very funny
14:21still waiting on last interesting so he's oh oh here you go he's using his thighs almost like a squat
14:31sorry what hmm huh nothing no just keep going
14:36what are you doing what just live your life man oh forget it knock it off with the peacocking
14:44I wasn't sure what Bruce meant about peacocking but then I remembered I've been using this new
14:50hair putty that creates a lot of volume so you should probably dial that back a bit
14:54you know what no I don't want to
14:58hey honey are you mad at me what are you doing here well you hung up on me after that little
15:08Serena conversation whatever that was and then you weren't hey you know you weren't
15:12you're printing my call I'm so sorry these are beautiful I just yes we are fine I'm just I'm
15:17just having a really frustrating day yeah what's going on oh my god Serena freaked out when I told
15:23her what you said I'm sorry you've told her what I said I did okay Ron was being super obnoxious
15:30okay and that that's that's that's the whole reason why I did it that's really weird that's
15:36I talked to her she thought I was gonna be fine if she thinks that I talked her out of it no she
15:40doesn't think that it's hey Serena uh no I already told that Alex is the no yeah I know I just want
15:47to clear the air I don't like think you're hot or something we don't really need to stop making it
15:53better oh no no you're attractive in the objective sense that anyone but I just don't I'm I'm not tempted I
16:00I don't want your best friend thinking that I want to have sex with her who's talking about sex I
16:04am at work what I said don't want to have sex with her really you kids why don't we bring the
16:09temperature down just they don't even know what this is all about what could possibly be the point
16:14of bringing all this up let's just take a beat and remember I'm fine you're fine we're all fine
16:24Fran why do you have a million pictures of Serena on your computer what what okay hold on
16:33ew what is happening with everyone no no no no I meant nothing untoward I uh I just needed a good
16:41image for the website
16:44hey I uh decided to come and work out on the floor and I've already sent out three emails and a memo
16:54so getting it done uh can you put that on silent I'm trying to concentrate here oh sorry it's just
17:03Linda's mom kind of wandered off well that's that's terrible to hear I'm sorry I do what you gotta do
17:11appreciate it yeah and she does this sometimes normally it's no big deal we keep a track or
17:18zone in or moccasins but she left barefoot this time so we're concerned well I hope she comes back
17:25soon yeah it is not a good neighborhood I'm telling you it was a goof okay I was trying to make a AI image
17:37of her baby with Tim whoa I where'd you even get my photo it looks like they're all from today yeah
17:43they're all blurry ew how old is your phone good news gotta ping on Linda's mom Ron's obsessed with
17:49Serena I'm not obsessed with her she's young enough to be my daughter there is no attraction there
17:54whatsoever I would sooner sleep with Joyce much sooner Ronald we are in the workplace and not every
18:02thought needs to be spoken okay but can we even though it is a thought that I have had on occasion
18:07and while I'm relieved that someone finally said the quiet part out loud I think we need to put this
18:12genie back in the bottle there he is hi um can I help you with something well I realized I had three
18:26coffees this morning I know I must have been wiggling around in that thing like an Animaniac I don't know
18:32what that is well the point being I um I think it's probably worth uh taking another go in the pond or
18:37just to get an accurate read this time right yeah um it's just the deal was only for one free scan per
18:43employee ah yes we must follow the rules commandant I'm kidding I'm kidding you're not a Nazi to me but
18:49seriously I'm happy to pay out of pocket you know money is no issue and obviously I'll throw in a few
18:55extra bucks I know you gotta have your taste huh I'm sorry it's really not recommended to do two
19:00scans back to back oh my god what do you want me to do sign a radiation waiver I'll sign a radiation
19:05waiver I'm happy to I just I can do better you know I need I need another shot the results wouldn't
19:10be different come on just get me in the pod brother I I don't know how else to say get me in the pod
19:17brother no no no don't smirk none of this would have happened if you had taken my advice and kept
19:30everything to yourself so technically I was right then why do I feel so good right now no I feel good
19:37hey Dakota just to get it all out there Ron's the one who's been eating your fancy yogurts
19:43wait seriously those are probiotics for uterine health run those run so Matt here is applying an
19:52antimicrobial cream to guard against infection ignore his puffy knees by the way and once we dress it
19:58I can walk you through next steps but I'm definitely gonna have scarring right there may be some but it
20:03should flatten out over time you know I actually have a few scars and you know they're kind of cool
20:11shows you went through something and came out the other side like like this was a wheat thresher
20:16and then I got bucked off a horse and this is from a cat that had the plague so you know they all have
20:21their own story it's a sort of neat yeah great story cooking the halibut special mark of a badass
20:27chef you know comes with the territory it's a it's a battle wound you know you should own it yeah I guess
20:33that's kind of a cool way of looking wait wait wait wait hold on hold on I just realized something
20:39our imperfections tell our story yes please I'm a surgeon okay so I twist and contort my body to save
20:49lives oh my god my spine's not deformed it's my I don't know my battle wound right of course you're
21:01not better than me it's okay it's only a month honestly it is not that bad in here watch where
21:14you're going dumbass you almost backed into me you fat piece of one month 29 more sleeps
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