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00:00You think we'll get that propofol in today?
00:07Uh, yeah.
00:08My shoulder!
00:09Sir, I just need you to stay still for a second.
00:11It hurts!
00:11Okay?
00:12I just need to push this into the pork.
00:14Jesus, Matt, give it to me.
00:15I'll do it.
00:19One, two...
00:21You took that like a champ.
00:24You really think so?
00:25Yeah, sure.
00:27Kind of getting a reputation here that I don't love,
00:30they say you're your own worst critic
00:31and to fake it till you make it.
00:33But there's another expression
00:35that I've been hearing way too often around here.
00:37What the f***, Matt?
00:57Still on that shift schedule, huh?
00:59Angie's personal leave is still messing everything up.
01:01Like, how long can you really grieve an uncle?
01:04Sorry, it's very sad.
01:05Eh, Joyce?
01:07You look kind of hot.
01:09Inappropriate, but thank you.
01:11I got this little beauty at the soft surroundings.
01:13Bankruptcy sale?
01:15R.I.P.
01:16Is this for April's baby shower?
01:18That's not today, is it?
01:20Oh, my God, of course.
01:21Of course.
01:22Just pile another thing on.
01:23This is truly turning into...
01:24But you were asking me why I'm dressed this way,
01:26and the reason is because I'm having a lady lunch
01:28with my friend Megan today.
01:30Oh, that'll be fun.
01:31Yeah, it will.
01:31Very fun and very epic.
01:34So just consider me off-site from 12.30 till...
01:37Question mark.
01:39Don't we have a staff meeting at 3?
01:4012.30 until no later than 3.
01:44I know I'm probably being dramatic,
01:45but I'm starting to worry about all these screw-ups.
01:48Hey, you're not being dramatic.
01:50You should be worried.
01:51Yeah, I don't know what happens.
01:53I just sort of choke under pressure.
01:54Yeah.
01:55I'm not sure if there's a way to fix that,
01:56or if you have any tips, I'm all ears.
01:58I get it.
01:59You want to be calm under pressure.
02:00You want to be confident.
02:01Yeah.
02:01You want people to stop calling you Dr. E.
02:03Oh, people are calling me that?
02:05Yeah.
02:06And I really should be nurse E.
02:07That's always bothered me.
02:09Look, I want to help you.
02:11You know, take you under my wing and whatnot,
02:12but how do I put this?
02:15I don't think you'll succeed.
02:18And then that would reflect poorly on me.
02:19Does that make sense?
02:21Sure.
02:22Yeah, I get that.
02:22Then again, what if I actually did pull it off?
02:26What if I made progress with you?
02:27Could you imagine?
02:28I mean, yeah, that's...
02:30You know what?
02:30I've convinced myself.
02:31I'm in.
02:32You can cover my lunch, is it?
02:34Hold up.
02:34Just going to toss in a few kind bars.
02:38Great.
02:38Oh.
02:39So I have to hang streamers for the shower
02:42and give Mr. Reed a heparin drip,
02:44process a urine sample,
02:45and order a sheet cake.
02:46What am I forgetting?
02:46Finish eating the yogurt on your face?
02:48Honestly, this stuff is just relentless.
02:50You know, it just keeps on coming.
02:52Okay, so streamers, heparin, urine, cake.
02:56Streamers, heparin, urine, cake.
02:58Streamers, heparin, urine, cake.
02:59Okay, why don't I take care of the shower
03:00so you can just...
03:02Yeah, stop singing that.
03:03Oh, that would be great,
03:05but I just, I mean, I can't,
03:06I can't put that on you.
03:07Girl, you're a boss bitch now.
03:08Doing baby showers and birthday parties,
03:10that's for a basic bitch.
03:11Okay, in both scenarios, I'm a bitch.
03:13Yes, bitch.
03:15Okay.
03:16Great.
03:17Heparin, urine, heparin, urine.
03:19The deal is no singing.
03:20I'm rapping.
03:21Look at you.
03:23You got a big date with your cat or something?
03:25Ha, ha.
03:26As if I could ever get a cat
03:27within 500 feet of Sanderson.
03:30Well, since you must know,
03:32I'm having lunch today with my good pal, Megan.
03:35Oh, yeah.
03:36The farmer rep from Whitney Dog?
03:38Mm-hmm.
03:38Make sure you grab a couple Cosmos
03:40so you can make it through that sales pitch.
03:42Oh, it's not like that.
03:43We're just a couple of friends hanging out.
03:45And when you two hang out,
03:47she doesn't try to push the company's newest drugs,
03:48a luva or whatever?
03:49I mean, we talk about work sometimes
03:51because it's part of life,
03:52but no, she's never tried to sell me on anything.
03:54Well, that's how they make it feel.
03:56The world you see sounds disgusting.
03:59We are friends.
04:00Pharma reps are not our friends.
04:03Those people are parasites.
04:05They're like those little fish
04:06that suck on the sides of sharks
04:08and on that geo says they both benefit,
04:10but what's the shark getting there?
04:12Hey, I got your cat.
04:13Ooh, nice prime.
04:17Best in the game.
04:19You got lucky.
04:20Sure did.
04:21Oh, the baby shower balloons came in.
04:23Yeah?
04:25Oh, latex.
04:26Hmm?
04:27You got latex balloons.
04:28Oh, did I?
04:29I just asked for, like, balloon kind of balloons.
04:31Yeah.
04:32Yeah, I usually get mylar, you know,
04:34because latex, sometimes they overheat in the lights
04:36and then they pop, but...
04:38I mean, it's just balloons, though, right?
04:39Doesn't matter.
04:40Yeah, no, not at all.
04:41Sometimes balloons are made of polyethylene film.
04:46Cool.
04:48M-m-Megan.
04:50Hey, boo.
04:51Hey, buddy.
04:51All right, diva.
04:53Them legs look good, girl.
04:54Oh, thank you.
04:55I've been taking the stairs a lot
04:56because Sanderson broke my elliptical again.
05:00Yes, Megan is a pharma rep.
05:01That is her job.
05:03And, yes, we met through work.
05:05But guess who else met through work?
05:07The cast of Friends.
05:09And they became friends.
05:12Oh, I've been looking forward to this all day.
05:14So much to catch up on.
05:15Oh, hey, how's the bone broth?
05:17Megan, right?
05:17From Whitney Bella?
05:19Oh, Dr. Ron.
05:20How's that backswing going?
05:21Oh, you remember I love golf.
05:23It's almost as if you have a file on me.
05:25Well, who needs a file when it's all you ever talk about?
05:28We have reservations at Honeysuckle Grill.
05:32We're gonna...
05:32Nice place.
05:33I bet there's a business lunch bonanza there at this hour.
05:36Or a personal lunch.
05:38Bye, Ron.
05:40Oh, darn.
05:41I thought it let up,
05:42but I guess I need to go get my umbrella.
05:44Oh, I got you.
05:46Here you go.
05:47Keep it.
05:48Nice umbrella, right, Joyce?
05:49Um, you know what?
05:51I'm just gonna get a little wet, right?
05:54Live a little.
05:54Woo!
05:56Whee!
05:58So your sister hasn't gotten any less crazy?
06:05Did I tell you she's seeing a pet psychic?
06:07No.
06:08Megan?
06:09She doesn't have a pet.
06:10It's to help her find a pet.
06:12Stop.
06:12It's too much.
06:13It's way too much.
06:14It is too much.
06:15See, we're not gonna talk about work because we're friends.
06:19Ugh, I don't know why I let Ron get in my head like that.
06:22Get out, Ron.
06:23Get out.
06:25Sorry.
06:26Feeling silly today.
06:27No.
06:28True confidence means being able to look in the mirror and to love what you see.
06:32Are you looking?
06:34I am.
06:34Do you love what you see?
06:36I do.
06:36You can't.
06:37It's too soon.
06:38That was a trick and you failed.
06:39Oh.
06:39So now look again.
06:40Do you really, really love everything you see?
06:45Yes.
06:45Good.
06:46That's good.
06:47Even the teeth?
06:47Oh.
06:48When all the lessons come together, I think it's gonna be a pretty powerful moment.
06:53So, I'm excited.
06:54Hey, Serena.
06:55Here.
06:56I asked you to plan the shower and then I didn't give you any of the information.
06:59Way to go, Alex.
07:00So.
07:02Baby shower must have.
07:03Yeah, it's just like a checklist of vendors and stuff.
07:06So, you have this pretty or you just typed it up?
07:09Hmm?
07:09Well, it doesn't matter.
07:11Because a lot of this doesn't apply.
07:12Like your cake place.
07:13I mean, I already ordered donuts, so.
07:16Oh.
07:17Donuts.
07:18Wow, that is so fun.
07:20Yeah.
07:20Yeah, I love donuts in the morning.
07:24Alex.
07:25You know, with donuts, people's fingers get sticky.
07:27That's all I'm saying.
07:27We'll have napkins.
07:29Okay, but, you know, napkins, they don't pick sticky.
07:33Wipes, maybe.
07:34But napkins make it worse sometimes, you know.
07:36Are you okay with me doing this?
07:38What?
07:38Because if you want to take it back, just do it.
07:40Don't be weird.
07:41No.
07:42No.
07:43I don't.
07:44Okay.
07:45I'm backing off.
07:46And I am literally backing away right now.
07:48Wait, wait, oh.
07:49Oh.
07:50Guys, hey, we've talked about this.
07:53Frustrated.
07:54With who?
07:55Serena?
07:56You mean the person who's helping me?
07:59Come on, guys.
08:01This is a slow day at the old documentary factory, huh?
08:04Oh, yeah, she's losing it.
08:06I stay close because the wheels are coming off.
08:09So now we have a separate bar of soap just for Sanderson.
08:13The old one looked like a chinchilla.
08:15So, how's that fancy Subaru of yours?
08:19Yeah, I needed more trunk space.
08:21The Zuluva samples are flying off the shelves.
08:24Which reminds me, if you ever want me to bring some pass and give you...
08:28Yuck, yuck, yuck.
08:30Work.
08:30No.
08:31That bug just swooped in there.
08:35Oh, wow.
08:36Hey, are you dating...
08:37You were dating that guy, Justin?
08:38Um, yeah, the one with the gluten allergy.
08:42And we were like, yeah, right.
08:43Oh, my God, that's done.
08:45So much drama.
08:46That's why it's been nice having the Zuluva rollout to focus on.
08:49The clinical trials were great, but I had no idea how big it was going to be.
08:52My sister broke my arm.
08:53Did I ever tell you this?
08:55It's super personal.
08:56It's probably the most personal story I could tell you.
08:58If she pushed me out of a tree, just flunked me right out.
09:01My God.
09:03I'm going to simulate some of the stressors that we experience in the ER.
09:07I'd like you to suture this orange peel back onto that orange.
09:11Okay.
09:12Seems easy enough.
09:13Oh, does it?
09:14Well, what I neglected to mention is that while you're doing that, I will be doing...
09:17Nope.
09:18You have to start stitching so I can say that.
09:20So while you're doing that, I'll be doing...
09:22You're not stitching.
09:22Doesn't work if you're not hope.
09:23Gotta stitch, Matt.
09:24Come on.
09:25I will be doing this.
09:27Yeah, that makes it harder.
09:28Uh-huh.
09:28Visual stressors.
09:29Yeah.
09:30And this.
09:32Okay.
09:32All right.
09:33Yeah.
09:33I mean, is this stuff that's actually going to happen?
09:35Yeah.
09:35Trust the process, Matt.
09:36Okay.
09:37All right.
09:38Don't drop her there.
09:39It's a girl.
09:40A young girl.
09:40That's her face.
09:42I'm so happy we did this.
09:44You too.
09:45Oh, thank you.
09:46Why don't we split it?
09:47No.
09:47It's not on me.
09:48It's on Whitney Bellow.
09:49No, no, no.
09:50No, come on.
09:51We barely talked about work.
09:52No, we talked about Zuluva.
09:53It's fine.
09:54No.
09:54I wasn't listening.
09:55I didn't even hear that.
09:56Joyce.
09:57No, no, no.
09:58Come on.
09:58I don't want to get you in trouble with the IRS, okay?
10:01Just let me treat you.
10:03All right.
10:04If you insist.
10:05And maybe I could pay you back with a little March trip to Miami.
10:11With you?
10:12I'm talking multiple spa days, Mai Tai's at the pool bar.
10:15In the pool?
10:16Mm-hmm.
10:17And obviously first-class travel all on company done.
10:21Oh, okay.
10:23So this is like a work thing.
10:25The conference, yeah.
10:26I know it's not normally your thing, but honestly, you would only have to speak on the panel for
10:31like 30 minutes.
10:32Um, you know, I think I'm going to have to say no.
10:36It's kind of a tricky thing ethically.
10:41I totally get it.
10:42Yeah.
10:42I just had to ask.
10:43Well, that's your job.
10:44Hey, um, I need you to change the dressing on Ms. Delvecchio's wrist and run a sepsis
10:53workup just to be safe.
10:55Right now?
10:56Mm-hmm.
10:56That's going to be my whole afternoon.
10:58Can someone else do it?
10:59No, they were preferring someone who was fluent in Korean.
11:02For Mrs. Delvecchio?
11:03Yeah, I think, um, her maiden name was something else.
11:08So I'm not comfortable guessing.
11:10But hey, listen, um, you know, if the baby shower feels like too much and you're worried
11:14about it, I can totally take that back.
11:17Nope.
11:18All good.
11:19I'll do both.
11:21Okay.
11:22Are you sure?
11:22Because I don't mind.
11:23Yes, I got it.
11:24Hey, Ron.
11:25You got a sec?
11:27Sure, Megan.
11:27What can I do you for?
11:28We have a conference coming up in Miami, and I would love to bring you out.
11:32It's a five-star resort.
11:34We can fly you out first class.
11:35You'd have a suite with a plunge pool.
11:37Why don't we forget all that?
11:38You just give me a bag full of cash.
11:40Anything to push is a louver, right?
11:42Look, I know farmer reps have a reputation, but I'm just trying to avoid this thing being
11:47some kind of cookie-cutter corporate snooze fest.
11:50And you're such a great doctor.
11:52You're obviously going to prescribe the right drug, regardless of what I do.
11:55Plus, we hired some PGA pros to play a few rounds with the VIPs, and I'd prefer to pair
12:00them with someone who knows their way around the links.
12:03So you got some rookies to stop by?
12:05Hmm.
12:06What were we talking about?
12:07Top 20?
12:08Hmm.
12:09Top 10?
12:10What you say?
12:11Not the big cat.
12:13Yeah.
12:14So I took the offer.
12:15It's not like I'm going to be pushing Zluva now.
12:18I know I'm being worked, and I'm immune to that type of influence.
12:22I mean, how many Mach 5 Razor commercials have I seen?
12:26Hundreds, thousands, and what do I use?
12:30Chic Quattro.
12:31All right.
12:32I want you to get out of your head.
12:33Okay, so mirror my movements.
12:35Let me lead you.
12:36Okay.
12:38Yeah.
12:40Huh.
12:40Did you have polio when you were a kid?
12:42Uh, I don't think so.
12:44Ah!
12:45Female, functional, thoracic, chronic.
12:47Okay, Matthew on me.
12:49Come on!
12:49Come on, Matthew, we need you.
12:50Okay, we've got, uh, wound to the upper chest, possible lung preparation.
12:56Matt, I need tranexamic acid now.
12:58Okay.
12:59Wait.
13:00These are all empty.
13:01I don't want excuses, Matthew.
13:02I need solutions.
13:04Hurry, hurry, come on.
13:06We're losing her.
13:07So I brought in an actress from the Merrick Community Playhouse.
13:10Hey, good work.
13:11Very natural.
13:12A little forced.
13:13You'll get there.
13:14So everything's fake.
13:15Except the blood.
13:16That's expired blood from the blood banks.
13:18Don't get any in your mouth.
13:19Hey, Joyce.
13:22So there's this Zaluver conference in Miami.
13:25Yeah, I know.
13:26Uh, Megan invited me and I turned her down.
13:28Are you happy?
13:29I know how much you love to ruin female friendships.
13:33Good for you for holding that boundary.
13:35Uh, but Megan asked me to go, so I'm gonna need a week off in March.
13:39No, you didn't.
13:41Yes, I did.
13:42I turned her down because of you, and then you turn around and stab me in the back?
13:46Paging Dr. Hypocrite.
13:48I'm in it for the golf and the sunshine, not some murky friendship with slight sexual energy.
13:53Don't think I didn't notice it.
13:54I complimented her cleavage one time, but she was fishing for it with that top.
14:01You stole my girl's trip.
14:02It was never a girl's trip.
14:05It's called Clinical Healthcare Solutions for Tomorrow.
14:08These are all covered in Vaseline.
14:12Defibrillator, stat.
14:13Defibrillator?
14:14But why is it up here?
14:16We gotta stop the bleeding.
14:17Matthew, please.
14:18Matt Pearson, remember that name.
14:20If you die, he's the one who killed you.
14:22What?
14:27Wow.
14:28So, you're gonna kick yourself.
14:29The tranexamic acid was hidden right here in the box of medical gloves.
14:32He did?
14:33You whiffed it on that one.
14:34But great job on the defib.
14:35I'm sorry, what?
14:37And you, you were a revelation.
14:39What is this?
14:41Ah!
14:43Amazing.
14:44Well, Bruce is out.
14:45Why did he...
14:49Why?
14:51So, the blurry vision is coming on sporadically.
14:54Anything else?
14:54Yeah, I did too.
14:56Mainly here.
14:56Oh, it feels like my head's in a vice.
14:58That is a migraine.
15:00You know what you should...
15:02I meant...
15:04could take?
15:05I don't care, personally.
15:06It doesn't mean anything to me.
15:08There is a drug that apparently helps.
15:11If you see someone drowning,
15:13you throw them a life vest.
15:16Does it really matter if you got a free trip
15:18from the life vest company?
15:19I don't think so.
15:29Oh.
15:30You did some redecorating.
15:33Yeah, just a few tiny tweaks.
15:35You know, T-T's, teeny-tiny's.
15:37Mm-hmm.
15:37You move the banner from this wall to that one.
15:41Save the day.
15:42Just so there's a clearer sight line
15:44when you walk in the room.
15:45Mm-hmm.
15:46Oh, and you got some mylar balloons.
15:48Now we have double balloons for some reason.
15:51I know.
15:51I know, but it really does...
15:53Alex, you are full on a f***ing cycle right now.
15:56I told you, okay?
15:57These latex ones, they pop.
15:59They...
16:00Oh, my...
16:03Okay, these are really high quality.
16:05Okay, just stop.
16:06Serena, you're taking this personally,
16:07but it's not about you.
16:08I know, it's about you.
16:10You can't let go of this, and you know why?
16:12Because you have to have that hero moment
16:14where everyone lines up to pat you on the back.
16:16Well, you know, this isn't about me or you, all right?
16:19This is about Abby.
16:19Oh, you mean April.
16:21Yes, April, obviously.
16:22I mean April.
16:23Alex, get out.
16:25I...
16:25Okay.
16:31Really?
16:33Fine.
16:34Hey, Meigs.
16:35Super fun lunch today.
16:37Listen, I'm just calling you to let you know
16:39I am accepting your invitation
16:41for our Miami girls trip.
16:44Oh, God.
16:45Joyce, I'm sorry, but I already offered the spot to Ron.
16:49Right, but, you know,
16:50I figured I could just tag along.
16:53Well, the budget only gives us
16:55one medical professional from the region.
16:56Oh, a little wiggle room.
16:58I could, um...
17:00I would...
17:01I would pay my own way.
17:03I'm sorry, Joyce.
17:04No?
17:05Okay.
17:06Huh.
17:06Well, you know what?
17:07Maybe we should just go on our own girls trip.
17:10Six-hour drive,
17:11and we're at the Tillamook Creamery.
17:13Crazy Trip Advisor score.
17:15It's like the number one thing to do in Tillamook.
17:17I just feel like that's maybe not our relationship.
17:24You know what?
17:25I just remembered.
17:26I am already going to Tillamook
17:28with another friend of mine named, uh...
17:32Joyce.
17:34Um, text me those Manny pics.
17:37Okay, bye.
17:39Yeah, I'll...
17:40Could you guys step out?
17:46For a little bit?
17:48No, I'm okay.
17:50It's just, um...
17:51I farted.
17:53And it's a potent one.
17:56And, uh, you might want to leave before it hits you.
18:03Hey, Joyce.
18:04You good?
18:05Mm-hmm.
18:07Right.
18:07Okay.
18:08Well, I called Megan,
18:10and I turned down her offer,
18:12because that whole conflict of interest thing
18:14was really weighing on me.
18:15Plus, I felt kind of bad
18:16taking away a trip with your friend.
18:18Do whatever you want, Ron.
18:19The trip doesn't matter,
18:21and she is not my friend.
18:22How do you mean?
18:23She turned down Tillamook Creamery.
18:26Kind of says it all.
18:28Well, I think that says something about both of you.
18:31Who needs her?
18:32I'm sure you have a bunch of other friends.
18:34Didn't you...
18:35mention going to a wine tasting last week?
18:37Yes, with Ellen.
18:39My friend Ellen, yeah.
18:41Although, technically, she does work for Pfizer.
18:44Yeah.
18:45Oh, Carol.
18:47Carol is my friend.
18:50From Johnson & Johnson.
18:56Yikes.
19:00Oh, hey, donuts.
19:02Yeah.
19:03Yes.
19:03Why do I have to choose?
19:06Donut hole or donut.
19:07Why can't I just get it all as one piece?
19:09Something simpler.
19:10Think fast.
19:10Uppercut.
19:11Ooh.
19:11Hey!
19:12So, next round's out in the parking lot.
19:14Are you allergic to bees?
19:15It's actually better if you are.
19:16What is your problem, man?
19:17Are you insane?
19:19Matty, it's just part of the process.
19:20No, there's not a process.
19:21You're a jerk.
19:22I'm sorry to use a slur,
19:23but that's what you're acting like.
19:24Okay.
19:25And you passed.
19:37What are you talking about?
19:38I just taught you how to stand up for yourself.
19:42I did that.
19:42You should be thrilled.
19:43Excuse me.
19:47Oh, hiya.
19:49Hey.
19:50It seems like people really like the donuts.
19:57Alex, thank you for putting together a great party,
19:59as always.
20:01Oh, um, actually, Serena did everything.
20:04And you're right.
20:04She did a great job.
20:05Oh, cool.
20:06By the way, are there cupcakes?
20:08This little guy is craving them,
20:10but we didn't see any.
20:12Just ungrateful much?
20:14Hey, April, sorry your free party wasn't good enough.
20:16You, like, worked your butt off,
20:17and you're crushing this thing.
20:19And she's like, well, there's no cupcakes.
20:20Like, oh, my God.
20:22Good luck to that baby.
20:23Oh, my God.
20:23I was literally thinking good luck to that baby.
20:25No, you weren't.
20:27Mind-mallowed.
20:29Oh, my God.
20:31But, you know, April's great.
20:33Yeah.
20:33Yeah, she's been trying to have a baby for a long time,
20:35so a long, long time.
20:44Hey.
20:45I don't know what you're doing after this,
20:47but do you have any interest
20:48in hitting up a karaoke bar downtown?
20:51You hate karaoke.
20:52Yeah, but I love watching you butcher Amy Winehouse.
20:57Um, well, I'll check my cow.
21:02You know, when I was listing my friends earlier,
21:04I forgot about Ron and Alex and Serena.
21:08Serena, Bina.
21:09That's our fun thing.
21:11But, yeah, I guess you could say
21:13I've got 286 full-time friends
21:17and 129 part-time friends.
21:20So, yeah, I'm very fortunate.
21:23285 full-time friends.
21:25I cannot stand Dakota.
21:27She is a nightmare of a human.
21:28So, yeah.
21:29Uh-huh.
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