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00:00Robin Hoodnick 20 gold pieces reward I'd sure like to get my hands on that kind of money wouldn't
00:12you deputy ox I sure would Sheriff capture that bothersome do-gooder Robin Hoodnick and it's all
00:21yours well don't worry Lord scurvy he's as good as captured that's what you said before and each
00:28time he escaped well slip-ups will happen yes that's 238 times can I help it if he's having a
00:36lucky streak don't worry sire this one can't fail watch box start the demonstration oh gee do I gotta
00:46yes you gotta but it hurts that'll hurt even more when I rip your badge off please Sheriff not my badge
00:54anything but my plan and do as I say you sniveling nitty yeah Sheriff right away that's better now here's the plan your lordship
01:06Robin Hoodnick comes slowly no I don't be jolly no the dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb when suddenly a trap door open
01:17this activates a phony tree branch which releases a boulder
01:26the match burns through a rope which holds up a tree
01:47and there's Robin Hoodnick trash
01:52hmm it's an old prick but it just might work
01:59this is all well and good but how will we know when the Robin Hoodnick is approaching scrounger here
02:16with his keen ears alert nose and loyal heart will tell us won't you scrounger
02:22uh-uh
02:23will you do it if I give you a crumpet uh-uh
02:25two crumpets uh-uh
02:27three crumpets now that's my final offer now will you do it
02:31uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
02:34oh
02:49I thought you said he was loyal he is loyal the grumpets now go see if Robin hoodnick is coming
02:58Well, did you see him?
03:06Cut that out and tell us!
03:08Uh-uh.
03:09All right, you blackmailing bow-wow.
03:13There's a crumper.
03:26Quickly, what did he say?
03:28It sounded like off-roof-wow-wow.
03:32No, you dum-dum.
03:33He said that no good Nick Robin Hood Nick is headed this way.
03:37Ha, ha, ha.
03:39Ha, I hear him now.
03:42Ho, ho, ho.
03:43Ha, ha, ha.
03:45Ho, ho, ho.
03:46Ha, ha, ha.
03:47Hee, hee, hee and ha, ha, ha.
03:50Listen, his band of merry men are with him.
03:53We'll nab the whole lot of them.
03:55Ho, robin's merry band are we.
04:00Noble, brave, and fancy free.
04:03I'm Alan Airedale.
04:05Like I regale the group with verse and sound.
04:08Ah, I'm Little John.
04:10There's no one in the forest, ah, who's as muscular and strong.
04:13I'm Friar Pork, the group's inventor and resident fatty.
04:18I'm Maid Marian, and if I had my choice, I'd rather be in Cincinnati.
04:25I'm Robin Hood Nick.
04:27I lead the fight for freedom's victory.
04:30Together, we will rid the land of Lord Scurvy's tyranny.
04:34I'd even settle for Pittsburgh.
04:37Ha, ha, ha.
04:38Those merry men won't be so merry when the trap door gets them.
04:43I'll write your eyes, sire.
04:45Uh, what's this?
04:49Uh, a hole in the road.
04:51How a neat.
04:52Blast!
04:53He's seen the trap!
04:55Axe, you dolt.
04:57You left it open.
04:58Ooh, ooh, I'm awful sorry.
05:00Uh, high guard, gang.
05:04Maid Marian, make a note to remind me
05:11and the merry man to steal some money for road repairs.
05:14Listen, it's bad enough I'm a maid.
05:16Do I have to be a secretary, too?
05:18And no matter how good the cause, it's not right to steal.
05:21And another thing, how come we're called merry men?
05:24Don't we women have rights, too?
05:26Oh, boy.
05:27I'm sorry I brought it up.
05:29They've escaped!
05:31This is all your fault, Axe.
05:32You left the trap open.
05:34Oh, you two are Lulu's.
05:36I should have handled it myself.
06:06Sir, are you all right?
06:12Oh, Sheriff.
06:14Yes, Lord Scurvy.
06:16When will you learn to keep your trap shut?
06:21Hooray!
06:23Hooray!
06:24Hooray!
06:24Hooray!
06:27Hooray!
06:28Listen to those stupid peasants.
06:30Just because Robin Hoodnick is good, kind, and unselfish,
06:34they actually like him.
06:36It's enough to make a man turn honest.
06:38Bite your tongue!
06:40We've got to find some way
06:42to destroy Robin Hoodnick's goody-goody image.
06:46Figure no further, sire.
06:48I've got the perfect solution.
06:50Yes?
06:51We'll have a phony Robin Hoodnick
06:53commit the most rotten, lowdown,
06:55scurrilous crime they're in.
06:57You mean...
06:58Yes!
06:59Steal the widow weed's cow.
07:01Cow-napping!
07:03Brilliant!
07:04I'm glad I thought of it.
07:06I knew you'd come up with something.
07:08Hey, wait a minute.
07:09Who are we going to get
07:10to pretend he's Robin Hoodnick?
07:12Who else?
07:13I had to ask.
07:22This is the way we milk the cow,
07:24milk the cow, milk the cow.
07:27This is the way we milk the cow
07:29so early in the morning.
07:32Ho, ho, ho!
07:33Hmm, gracious sakes.
07:36Who's that running around shouting,
07:38ho, ho, ho?
07:39Now, who else goes around shouting,
07:41ho, ho, ho?
07:43You mean you're...
07:45The very same.
07:47Who are you trying to kid?
07:49Santa Claus wears a red suit.
07:52No, widow weed.
07:53It is I, Robin Hoodnick.
07:55Oh, my, you've put on a lot of weight.
08:02I owe it all to clean living.
08:04Oh, this is so exciting.
08:08Do you still steal from the rich
08:10and give it to the poor?
08:12No.
08:13I got a new policy.
08:15Now I steal from the poor
08:16and I keep it.
08:17Ha, ha, ha!
08:19Ho, ho, ho!
08:19Ha, ha, ha, ha!
08:21Oh, this stolen franella!
08:24Is there no decency left in this world?
08:27Ho, ho, ho!
08:28And away we go!
08:29Ho, ho, ho!
08:33Hey!
08:33Come and love it!
08:35Come and love it!
08:36Boo!
08:38Boo!
08:39Listen to those peasants, Boo.
08:41It's music to my ears.
08:43I don't know what you did wrong,
08:45but something went right.
08:47Gee, thanks, sire.
08:49And to show my appreciation,
08:51you may share this gold dust between you.
08:54Oh, thank you, sire.
08:56Look, ox, gold dust.
08:58Gee, that's nothing to be sneezed at.
09:01I, I, I...
09:02Oh, uh...
09:03Shoo!
09:06You pound-headed nincompoop!
09:09You just blew our entire fortune!
09:11Sorry, it's my ology!
09:17Boo!
09:19Boo!
09:20Boo!
09:21Boo!
09:21Boo!
09:22Boo!
09:22Boo!
09:22Boo!
09:22Boo!
09:22Boo!
09:23Boo!
09:23Boo!
09:24Boo!
09:24Boo!
09:25Boo!
09:25Boo!
09:28Boo!
09:28Boo!
09:29Boo!
09:29Boo!
09:30Boo!
09:30Boo!
09:31Boo!
09:31Boo!
09:32Boo!
09:32Boo!
09:33Wow, Robin, baby!
09:34Those peasants sure are bugged about your coppin' the Widow Weeds' moo cow.
09:38But I keep tellin' you, I didn't steal her cow.
09:42You believe me, don't you, Little John?
09:44Ah, may I be struck from above if I don't.
09:47Like, uh-oh!
09:48Ah, who said fall in the forest is beautiful?
09:55None of this woulda happened if we were living in a nice apartment in Queens the way I wanted.
10:01Milk there doesn't come in cows.
10:03It comes in bottles.
10:07Uh-oh.
10:08It's our early warning system.
10:10Ah, someone's approaching our camp.
10:12Hey, cool the crossbow, man!
10:14It's fried pork!
10:16Brrrr!
10:16Brrrr!
10:17Brrrr!
10:18Brrrr!
10:19Brrrr!
10:20Brrrr!
10:21Whoa!
10:22Kickstart!
10:23Important info, Robin.
10:25Deputy Ox stole the Widow's cow.
10:28Disguised as you.
10:30Oh, so that's his scheme.
10:33He's got the creature locked in his jail now.
10:36Uh, we gotta return that cow and, uh, clear your good neighbor.
10:41Gentlemen, we're about to embark on Mission Unpasteurized.
10:49What a brilliant stroke!
10:51Hiding the Widow's cow here in jail.
10:53Brrrr!
10:56Yeah!
10:57This place is a regular moo cow hoosgow!
11:01That's so loud, you dum-dum!
11:03It's supposed to be a secret!
11:05Ooh!
11:06Ooh!
11:07That reminds me.
11:08What if Robin Hoodnick comes there snooping around?
11:11Don't worry.
11:12Scrounger will sound the alarm.
11:14Won't you, Scrounger?
11:20Oh?
11:22Won't you, Scrounger?
11:23Uh-huh, uh-huh.
11:24Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
11:26Ha-ha-ha!
11:27Reading will tell.
11:30And if Robin Hoodnick should show up...
11:32...he's in for a big surprise.
11:38What do you think of that little gimmick?
11:40Sheriff, it's out of sight.
11:47Our orders are to rendezvous here.
11:50Hey, where's Robin?
11:51Uh, there's no sign of him.
11:57What's that sound?
12:00Uh, it's covered from that egg.
12:05Uh, it's covered with writing.
12:07What does it say?
12:08Uh, these are your orders.
12:11Proceed to Sector Z and, uh-uh, uh, await further instructions.
12:17Oh, wow!
12:18Uh, P.S.
12:20This message will self-destruct in three seconds.
12:27Uh, somehow, I think I prefer disappearing ink.
12:31Wow, never mind that, man!
12:32How do we find Sector Z?
12:34Will use my latest invention.
12:37A steam-driven sector detector.
12:45Hey, it's pointing to that funny-looking tree!
12:49I resemble that remark.
12:54Uh, it's Robin Hoodnick.
12:56Here, file this under rubber trees.
13:03Okay, man.
13:04Now, on to the jail.
13:06Uh-oh, he's grommed on to us.
13:29Uh-oh, he's glommed on to us.
13:33This crumpet will quiet him.
13:45Ah, maybe Scroger has the key to the jail.
13:49Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
13:50Maybe Scroger will open it for us.
13:53Uh-uh.
13:54Maybe if we give him another crumpet.
13:56Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
13:59Oh!
14:22Success!
14:23Ah, look again.
14:25The cow, it's gone.
14:27Hey, man, is this some kind of scam?
14:37It's Fresnella.
14:40Uh, how do we get her out of here?
14:45Question is, how do we get us out of here?
14:49Why, that fleecing fleabag.
15:04What's that you say?
15:09You've got Robin Hoodnick trapped in jail?
15:12Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
15:13Well, this deserves a handsome reward.
15:17And I hope Lord Scurvy gives us one.
15:19Let's go.
15:32We've got to get the cow out of here.
15:35No sweat with my patent-pending rocket rollers.
15:40Just think, Ox, we've captured Robin Hoodnick
15:43and his merry menagerie.
15:45Yeah, what a thrilling moment.
15:49Hang on.
15:51At last, the elusive Robin Hoodnick is my prisoner.
16:05Look out.
16:06Your former prisoner just went that-a-way, Sheriff.
16:09Ah, well, fished, unpasteurized, ah, accomplished.
16:23Okay, Fresnella, it's back to the widow weed for you.
16:31The old cottage just isn't the same without Fresnella.
16:39Fresnella, I can't believe my eyes.
16:44There's a note.
16:46It says, Many happy returns.
16:48Signed, Robin Hoodnick.
16:51Oh, he's a good skater after all.
16:58But I can't say the same for Fresnella.
17:02Robin Hoodnick!
17:09Cheers for Robin Hoodnick!
17:11Listen to them.
17:13Thanks to your bumbling,
17:15Robin Hoodnick is a bigger hero than ever.
17:19I demand to know whose fault it was.
17:22Him!
17:25Ah, I ought to clap, you clunks, in the clink!
17:29Please, sire, not that dank, dark dungeon.
17:33Anything but that.
17:35Yeah, it'll get my badge all rusty.
17:37Then you'd better figure out some way
17:39to capture Robin Hoodnick, once and for all!
17:44Never fear, sire, this time I've got a foolproof scheme.
17:48We kidnap Maid Marian and announce her forthcoming marriage.
17:52To you!
17:53Me, marrying Maid Marian?
18:00Right!
18:01And when Robin shows up to rescue her,
18:04we pounce on him!
18:06Oh, great!
18:07That idea is a loo-loo!
18:09I knew you'd like it!
18:10Except for one tiny little detail.
18:15She can't stand the sight of me!
18:18I know!
18:19That's why I said for Whirling Merlin!
18:23Whirling Merlin?
18:25He's a wizard who makes house calls.
18:32The ear of newt and batwing collar.
18:36A curmudgeon stew and hoot and holler.
18:40A sky below and ocean above.
18:44Distill this mess into a potion of love.
18:48Oh, now comes the part I hate.
18:51Oh, a sky below and ocean above.
19:02Oh, wow!
19:03I'm going to start putting in for flight pay.
19:06Oh, and there it is.
19:18A single drop of this potion will make Maid Marian fall madly in love with the first man she sets eyes on.
19:30Even me?
19:31Oh, yes, even you.
19:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
19:41This potion is going to change everything!
19:45Oh, oh, good!
19:46Oh, well, that'll be one gold sovereign.
19:49Here's a spandulek. Keep the change.
19:55Oh, wait. Hold on. Oh, wait.
19:57This coin is lead.
19:59So, turn it into gold.
20:02You're the magician around here.
20:07Oh, oh, oh, yeah?
20:11Yes, now butt off.
20:14Ooh, ooh. You sure made short work out of him.
20:23Now, to give this passion potion the acid test.
20:29Can't you hurry with that fire, Robin?
20:32The forest is awfully drafty.
20:36I'm doing the best I can, Maid Marian.
20:39You know what this dampness does to my sinuses.
20:42I'll never understand you.
20:44We could be living in the city with steam heat
20:46and parking meters and everything.
20:48But, no.
20:49You insist on traipsing around this cold, dark forest.
20:56This hot sassafras tea is the only thing
20:59that's keeping me alive.
21:01And even that tastes different out here.
21:08The kind you get in the supermarket is much better.
21:12And that's another thing.
21:14Do you notice how short the days are here?
21:17I've always said, what good is night time if you don't have TV?
21:20There. Fire's blazing nicely now, Maid Marian.
21:25Maid Marian?
21:27She's gone.
21:29I should have realized something was wrong
21:31when I suddenly could hear the birds.
21:36Are you sure she drank the potion?
21:39Every last drop.
21:41Which means she'll fall madly in love
21:43with the first man she sets eyes on.
21:46Oh!
21:47This is going to be rich!
21:49Okay, Sheriff.
21:50Let her rip!
21:54Leaving me alone in that drafty jungle
21:56while you and your merry men go your merry way.
21:59And another thing.
22:00I rip, I, I, I, I, I, I.
22:04I was hoping you'd say that.
22:06Wow!
22:07That potion must be powerful!
22:10Maid Marian,
22:11say you'll be mine forthwith.
22:14I will be yours forthwith,
22:16or without,
22:17whichever you desire.
22:19Maid Marian,
22:20you've made me the happiest tyrant
22:22in all Nottingham!
22:25Carbuncle!
22:27Yes, my lord?
22:29Prepare Scurvy Manor
22:30for the most lavish wedding
22:32this town has ever seen.
22:34Yes, my lord.
22:35And see that Robin Hoodnick
22:37gets an invitation, too.
22:39Very good, my lord.
22:42Oh, my plan is working
22:45to affair thee well.
22:46Not only have I captured
22:48the fair maid Marian,
22:49but soon I'll have captured
22:51Robin Hoodnick, too!
22:54Robin who?
22:56Oh, beautiful!
22:58Really beautiful!
23:02Uh, I've scoured the eastern area, Robin.
23:06Uh, not a sign of Maid Marian.
23:09I checked the North Forty.
23:11Likewise, negative.
23:13I just glommed the southwards
23:15like that chick is real gone!
23:18Ma'am, it's my guess that she's been heisted.
23:21Uh, a cow, I could understand.
23:23But Maid Marian?
23:24Only one person would have done this.
23:27Yeah! A deaf one!
23:29If he isn't now, he will be soon.
23:34And, of course, these rooms
23:35will all have to be wallpapered.
23:37Uh, maybe a nice sunflower pattern.
23:39And then we'll rip out these ugly archways
23:41and put in some revolving doors and...
23:44But really, my pet!
23:45And, of course, I'll want wall-to-wall carpeting.
23:47Something in a short truce would be very nice.
23:50But, but, you see, but...
23:52Oh, and about the dungeon,
23:53I'd like to replace that awful-looking Iron Maiden
23:55with something useful, like a hairdryer.
23:58Now, let's talk about the upstairs rooms.
24:00I, um...
24:05This is all your fault!
24:07Mary made Marian, you said.
24:09Her mother must have been frightened
24:11by a tongue sandwich!
24:13She is kind of outspoken.
24:16Oh, yes? By whom?
24:19Listen, we've got to call off this wedding.
24:22Right, sire.
24:23I'll notify the town crier.
24:25If we can't get rid of that female,
24:27the town crier will be me!
24:36Announcing the arrival of His Highness,
24:39Richard the Iron-hearted.
24:44You the dude that's gonna marry up with my little gal?
24:49Uh, your little girl?
24:51Maid Marian.
24:52She's my daughter.
24:54She said you two were getting hits.
24:57Well, the truth is, I, uh...
24:59That is, uh...
25:00You see, uh...
25:02Congratulations.
25:03I know you two will be very happy.
25:07Won't you?
25:09Your Highness.
25:10The day I marry your daughter,
25:12I'll be out of my mind.
25:14Huh?
25:15Uh, with happiness.
25:17You'd better be.
25:18Cause if she's unhappy,
25:20I'll personally shove Sherwood Forrest
25:23on your throat.
25:25One tree at a time.
25:27Time.
25:32Oh, you really come up with some doozies.
25:36Break off the engagement, you said.
25:38If I do, that big ape will break off my nose.
25:41No, no, no.
25:42Don't despair, sire.
25:44We still have a mace up our sleeve.
25:47We have?
25:48What?
25:49We'll allow Robin Hoodnick
25:50to rescue Maid Marian
25:52and take her back to Sherwood Forrest.
25:56That's brilliant.
25:57You've saved me from a fate worse than death.
26:01How can I ever repay you?
26:03Uh, tie money.
26:05Think of another way.
26:08If we only knew where Maid Marian is being held prisoner.
26:12Perhaps she's in the jail.
26:14Uh, or in Lord Scurvy's dungeon.
26:18An arrow with a note.
26:21Hey, like what's it say, man?
26:22You're both wrong.
26:24I'm in the east wing of Scurvy Manor.
26:26Third window from the left.
26:29So that's where they're keeping her.
26:32Ah, great.
26:33But, uh, how do we rescue her?
26:38By pulling on the bars, dummy.
26:40They're already loosened.
26:42Sign Maid Marian.
26:44You've got to hand it to her.
26:46I'll bet it wasn't easy smuggling that note out.
26:50Ah, or keeping it to 25 words or less.
26:56By now, Robin Hoodnick must have gotten that phony message.
27:01And when he comes to rescue her,
27:03we'll make it as easy for him as possible.
27:07Ah, would you mind holding down the noise?
27:09After all, a bride-to-be is nervous enough
27:11without a lot of sawing and banging.
27:14Oh, I'm sorry, my precious.
27:16I was going to surprise you with a new picture window.
27:19You'd think a man would show his future wife a little consideration.
27:23After all, I need my beauty breasts.
27:25You certainly do.
27:27What?
27:28I mean, you're certainly right, dear.
27:30We'll be as quiet as a mouse, won't we, Sheriff?
27:33Ah, yes, sire. Quiet as a mouse.
27:36That's the noisiest mouse I ever heard.
27:49Well, there it is. Third window from the left, just like the note said.
28:00Ah, how can we be sure that's her rule?
28:03Watch this.
28:04Ah, that's Haroon. This calls for Operation Plunger.
28:22Right on, Robin.
28:29All right, now heave.
28:41Hey, what's coming off here?
28:43Are you some new kind of peeping Toms?
28:46Maid Marian, don't you know us?
28:48It's me, Robin Hoodnick.
28:50Ah, and Little John.
28:52And Friar Pork.
28:54Hey, and like Alan Andale, baby.
28:56I don't know who you are, but you'd better leave before I call a policeman.
29:00Or worse yet, my fiancé, Lord Scurvy.
29:04Uh, a fiancé?
29:07Wow, well, fiancé, that!
29:09Arr, he must have slipped her a love potion.
29:13We'd better get her back to headquarters.
29:17Ho, ho, ho, and let's go.
29:21If you people are the moving men, you're going in the wrong direction.
29:27Gotcha!
29:29Never fear, Maid Marian. You're in good hands now.
29:32Oh, oh, I'll bet Lord Scurvy gives me some reward for this.
29:42Reward? I'll give you a reward?
29:45A case of the Vens, you bumbling lummox!
29:53I was trying to get rid of Maid Marian.
29:56Now I'll have to go through with the wedding.
29:58Chiggy, sire. Here she comes now.
30:01Why, whatever are you doing?
30:05Uh, just rinsing out a few things, dear.
30:08Well, that may be fine for you.
30:10But if you expect me to do the laundry, you better spring for one of those new three-speed washers.
30:16You know, the one with the wash-and-wear cycle and a spin-dry attachment.
30:21Yes, dear, of course. Whatever you say, my dear.
30:24Oh, and another thing.
30:29It also has a setting for dainty underthings.
30:32Now you see what kind of hot water you've gotten me into?
30:41I think so.
30:42Hold it, sire. This time I have a scheme that can't fail.
30:46Another one? I haven't recovered from this one yet.
30:49Here's the plan. We tie up Maid Marian, have a mysterious lady bring her to the drawbridge.
30:56Yes, yes, go on.
30:57And we send a message to Robin Hood Nick to come and get her.
31:01Oh, it's evil, rotten, and despicable.
31:04I knew you'd like it.
31:05But who is going to be the mysterious lady?
31:08Who else?
31:10Oh, no. You ain't dressing me up like a lady.
31:16What was that you said?
31:19I said, I'd be happy to, sire.
31:26She's gone.
31:27Out of sight.
31:28Ah, vanished at the thin air.
31:30Or fat air, as the case may be.
31:35Ah, an arrow with a note.
31:38Maid Marian will be at the scurvy castle drawbridge at midnight.
31:43There'll be a lady-in-waiting, waiting.
31:47Ah, midnight.
31:48Ah, what's she doing up at that hour?
31:50Maybe she can't sleep.
31:52Naturally, she can't sleep.
31:54And for a very good reason, we've got her bed.
31:57Hark, it's the squawk of midnight.
32:08Time to put our plan into action.
32:10Are you ready, lady-in-waiting?
32:14Do I have to go through with this?
32:16These shoes are killing me.
32:18Would they feel any comfier wrapped in cement?
32:22At the bottom of the moat?
32:25Oh, well, funny thing.
32:26The minute you said that, they stopped hurting.
32:28Good.
32:29Then let's get this show on the road.
32:34Ah, don't forget.
32:35Bring her out bound and gagged.
32:38Yes, by all means gagged.
32:40Don't worry.
32:41I got it.
32:44That dum-dum deputy better not goof this time.
32:54Here she is.
32:55Roller skates?
32:57Well, the widow weed was running a special on her.
32:59Enough chit-chat.
33:00We'll have to the drawbridge.
33:02We mustn't keep Robin Hoodnick waiting.
33:04Yes, sire.
33:05One more thing.
33:08We don't want to frighten the crocodile.
33:10The Crocodiles.
33:31Well, it's after midnight and no sign of Maid Marian.
33:35Wait.
33:36I think I see a woman walking.
33:39Forget walking.
33:40Is she talking?
33:41No.
33:42Well, then it can't be her.
33:44Ah, wait.
33:45Ah, I hear something.
33:47Ah, it sounds like a roller skate that needs oil.
33:50That's close enough.
33:51I gotta admit, this keep of mine is a doggone good one.
34:08Ha, ha, ha.
34:09Ha, ha!
34:10Ha, ha, ha.
34:16Ha, ha!
34:17Ha, ha, ha.
34:21Ha!
34:30Wow, look, there she is.
34:53Man, mission Miss and Marion is nearly accomplished.
35:00Sorry about the gag, Maid Marion, but we wanted to keep you from screaming.
35:07Or talking.
35:08Little John, put her in the bandwagon.
35:11Ah, yes, sire.
35:13Ah, she put on a little wake.
35:15Must be that rich palace food.
35:17All right, men, it's back to Sherwood Forest.
35:22Ho, ho, ho, and away we go.
35:30You did what?
35:36You locked Maid Marion back in her bedroom?
35:43And want some crumpets for a reward?
35:46Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
35:49I have a tastier morsel in mind, but not for you, for the crocodiles.
36:04Here you are, Maid Marion, back safe and sound.
36:07Put her down gently, boys.
36:09Ah, hey, it's Ox, the sheriff's deputy.
36:17Where's Maid Marion?
36:18Beats the heck out of me.
36:20Ah, that's just what we had in mind.
36:22Uh-oh.
36:23Time to scram back to scurvy manor.
36:28Like, what do we do now, Robin?
36:30We wait until some brilliant idea hits me.
36:33We'd better send out for sandwiches.
36:35This could take all winter.
36:393,425.
36:423,426.
36:453,427 gold pieces.
36:48Not bad.
36:49And people say, I don't earn my money.
36:53Gouging, exploiting, and oppressing peasants is hard work.
36:58Now, to put it where it'll be safe from evil hands.
37:03What am I saying?
37:04It's already in evil hands.
37:13Whirling Merlin.
37:15Oh, yes.
37:16Oh, that's right.
37:17Oh, I think.
37:18What brings you to scurvy manor?
37:21Oh, the same as always.
37:23Flapping my arms.
37:25And if you think that's fun, you're crazy.
37:27Oh, I almost got hijacked twice.
37:30See here.
37:31I'm a busy tyrant.
37:32What's on your mind?
37:34Oh, well, I've come to pay you.
37:36Pay me?
37:37Oh, yes.
37:38For cheating me out of that gold sovereign.
37:41Oh, what are you planning to do?
37:44Oh, watch.
37:46Iron vault against the wall.
37:49You're not so safe after all.
37:52What are you doing?
37:53Oh, he-he-ho.
37:54Surf's up.
37:55My ill-gotten gains.
37:56Gone.
37:57Oh, yes.
37:58Just like me.
37:59Bye.
38:00Bye.
38:01Oh, I'm not one to cry over spilt milk, but spilt gold is another story.
38:05Ah, what's that?
38:06C-sharp man.
38:07No, it's the town crier.
38:08Yeah, yeah.
38:09Yes, yes.
38:10Oh, I'm not one to cry over spilt milk, but spilt gold is another story.
38:12Ah, what's that?
38:18I over spilt milk, but spilt gold is another story.
38:28Ah, what's that?
38:30C-sharp, man.
38:32No, it's the town crier.
38:34Hear ye, hear ye.
38:38His rotten ship, Lord Scurvy,
38:41announces his marriage today to the fair maid, Marion.
38:46Marion, maid, Marion?
38:47Ah, how could he stoop so low?
38:50Wait, there's more.
38:53The good citizens of Nottingham are invited
38:55to bring presents.
38:59Wow, the nerve of that cat.
39:01Yes, no talking machines.
39:04He's already getting one of those.
39:07Man, we're going to bring Lord Scurvy our own little present.
39:12Really?
39:13What?
39:13A toaster.
39:14What else?
39:17Okay, little John, fire away.
39:21Oh, wow!
39:23A giant toaster!
39:24Now to drop in on the wedding.
39:44Have you got that saw cycle?
39:46Right here, Robin.
39:48Good.
39:49Start cutting.
39:49Oh, how touching.
40:01Do you always cry at weddings?
40:04No.
40:05This is the first one.
40:09Uh-oh.
40:10According to my watch,
40:11that love potion should be wearing off any minute now.
40:14Do you, Lord Scurvy, take this woman for your awful wedded wife?
40:24Hey, better.
40:26Uh, I do.
40:27I do.
40:28And to you, maid Marion,
40:30take Lord Scurvy for your awful wedded husband.
40:34I, I, I, I must have been out of my mind.
40:43You're the rottenest person in all morning camps.
40:46Oh, the potion has pooped.
40:48The roof is going to fall in now.
40:52Gee, why'd you do that?
40:54Oh, shut up.
40:56Now to use the U-turn, return, boomerang bow.
41:06Man, that's what I call an arrow escape.
41:10Robin Hoodnick.
41:13Maid Marion, you've regained your memory.
41:16Really, Robin,
41:17you could have at least had a pillow for me to land on.
41:20After all, you could be a little more considerate.
41:23You know how sensitive I am.
41:25Ah, she's regained her memory, all right.
41:28There's no time for small talk.
41:29We've got to get out of here.
41:34Guards, guards, save them.
41:39Uh-oh, we're being followed.
41:49Ah, this'll slow them up.
41:55Strike.
42:00Strike.
42:01Share with Forrest, here we come.
42:06Ho, ho, ho, and away we go.
42:09Oh, that's Robin Hoodnick.
42:18Believe me, him pay for this little episode.
42:22I've got a feeling he's paying for it already.
42:27Some favor you did bringing me here.
42:30Look at all these green leaves.
42:32You know that's my worst color.
42:34Probably half this stuff is poison ivy anyway.
42:38Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo.
42:40You know, I'm beginning to think I might have been.
42:44I could have been living in a castle,
42:45but no, you had to go rescue me in another thing.
42:48I could have been living in a castle
42:49with servants and everything,
42:50but no, you had to go rescue me
42:52and you had to go take me there,
42:53but I could have been living in a castle
42:54with servants and everything.
42:56You had to come rescue me
42:57and that was the end of the story.
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