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Max Headroom S1E2 - Rakers
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00:00This is a production of WGBH.
01:59The bus just passed me at Locomotive Road.
02:03The road behind is clean.
02:07They're not followed.
02:08The bus just passed me at Locomotive Road.
02:10The bus just passed me at Locomotive Road.
02:14I'm doing a survey on this kind of mindless violence and its effect on the mindless.
02:29Do you believe all that killing is necessary?
02:33Does it scare you?
02:37Me?
02:38Yes.
02:39Yes.
02:40You with a plank on wheels.
02:42What is its effect on you?
02:45You can see me?
02:47Oh.
02:48That was a fascinating discussion.
02:51And I think you've answered my question.
02:55For your help.
02:55Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the sport of kids.
03:13This is waiting.
03:17Jack, your people at Network 23 will love this deal.
03:20This game's gonna slay them.
03:24My favorite hotshot.
03:26Look at him.
03:26He's got breeding.
03:28Good reach.
03:29It's more than swing.
03:31My crib's on Viper.
03:33Here's Viper to home champion.
03:36You know the media, old man.
03:38I'm a kangaroo.
03:40I am an agent.
03:41Give me a raise and a cheer.
03:43Yeah.
03:44Let's make it happen for you.
03:53Oh.
03:55Oh.
03:55It's going to be a good night.
04:25Yeah, give me a hundred players on hotshot right now.
04:28Okay.
04:33Ranking is going to be very, very big.
04:36We have a chance to come in on the ground floor.
04:39I mean, this could be big.
04:41Bigger than scum ball.
04:45You know me.
04:55I love it, trust me.
04:58I love it, trust me.
05:00It's a legend from R&D!
05:08Martinez, what do you want, beer or cola?
05:10Give me a beer.
05:12After all, I'm not flying you anywhere for a while.
05:15For now, I'm just a couch jockey.
05:17I've probably forgotten how to fly a chopper.
05:25Yeah, better for your teeth.
05:32Yeah.
05:34God, I hate waiting for something to happen.
05:38Yep.
05:55It's quieter than the grave out there.
05:58What do we have to stand by?
06:00The producer dies of boredom.
06:05We'll have coffee at home.
06:06No, thanks.
06:12You may not realize that here in the fringes, people eat what they can catch.
06:16I always want to call.
06:18Theora, it's Winnie.
06:31Winnie?
06:32Why on earth are you calling me?
06:34Sean didn't want me to, but I didn't know who else to call.
06:39Hold on a second.
06:41I'm going to isolate the call from the data bank record.
06:45We can talk freely in a minute.
06:52Okay, what is it?
06:55What's wrong?
06:56Sean's in trouble, and I don't know what to do.
07:01Where is he?
07:02Who's on the phone?
07:03I can't.
07:04No, Sean, don't.
07:06Sean, don't.
07:07I told you never to.
07:08We need help, Sean.
07:09You never shut up, Winnie.
07:10Just like that stupid TV built with no way to shut you off.
07:14She's your sister.
07:15I don't have a sister anymore.
07:17It's been for you.
07:19David?
07:20Sit down.
07:21Link to Edison Carter.
07:23Edison Carter, but...
07:24Edison Carter, but...
07:25It's okay.
07:26It's dead.
07:27There's nothing.
07:28You have control.
07:29All right, talk to me, somebody.
07:30Wake me up.
07:31Murray.
07:32Murray.
07:33Murray.
07:34Somebody except Max.
07:35Murray.
07:36I don't wanna keep chewing on an old bone, but...
07:40I'm talking about lives.
07:41Just how dangerous is this person?
07:44Does anybody know what he's talking about?
07:46I'm talking about this guy.
07:47Guy.
07:48Guy.
07:49Guy.
07:50Guy.
07:51Guy.
07:52With the inexhaustible ammunition.
07:53Ammunition supply.
07:5499 lives and an urge to use them all up.
07:57That, that, that, that's who I'm talking about.
07:58Murray.
07:59Murray, we have fish.
08:00What are we talking about?
08:01Torch artist again.
08:02Another building gun up.
08:03Fire bomb.
08:04Who are the lights tracing?
08:05Uh, MetroCop.
08:06Oh, no.
08:07No.
08:08No.
08:09No.
08:10No.
08:11No.
08:12No.
08:13No.
08:14No.
08:15No.
08:16No.
08:17No.
08:18No.
08:19No.
08:20No.
08:21No.
08:22No.
08:23No.
08:24No.
08:25Who are the lights tracing?
08:26Uh, MetroCop choppers.
08:27We have him.
08:28Where are you five?
08:30North of you and above.
08:31Where do you want me?
08:32It's too tight down there when you ground some point…
08:35We're watching the tax data center burn up.
08:38Alright, let's go for it.
08:39I'll get Edison.
08:40Martinez will get down there if he has to shave his blades.
08:43Theura?
08:45Where the hell are you?
08:46Theura, she's stuffed up.
08:48She was beautiful.
08:49Out.
08:51Let's see if I can remember all this stuff.
08:54Get away from me.
08:58Edison, this is control.
09:00Hit his alarm signal.
09:04New system, old timer.
09:10Edison, this is control.
09:12Where's the aura?
09:14I don't... know.
09:16What the hell is this?
09:40Nice of you to find the time to show up.
09:44You're on.
09:47This time to dilute one moreårt.
09:51I don't think the power of emotion comes from peers.
09:53Punkte Game, you can feel a pain.
09:55Deptak of control baby, my benefic.
09:57Nice games for now.
09:59Ha-ha-ha, nice, nice game for now.
10:04Free, still...
10:05Ã .
10:07Free...
10:09...a...
10:11Come on, come on!
10:20The camera's okay, you get great shots, Jack!
10:36It's okay. It's okay, Renee, it's okay.
10:40Where is Sean?
10:42He isn't here.
10:48This has been going on long enough.
10:51I need your help.
10:56We needed the money.
11:00Winnie, I can give you the money.
11:03Just tell me where he's gone.
11:10He doesn't want me to say.
11:14It's okay.
11:16It's okay.
11:18It's okay.
11:19I know he has a tablet.
11:21It's okay.
11:22It's okay.
11:23It's okay.
11:24It's okay.
11:25Okay.
11:26Stand by your butts, guys.
11:28If you want to take it, it was over.
11:30I'll find him.
11:32I'll find him.
11:34I'll find him.
11:36I'll find him.
11:48He's behind him.
11:49He's behind him.
11:50He's right, he's right.
11:52Very good.
12:22You have done a very good job.
12:37Can I deploy your feelings to the network?
12:40I sure wish.
12:44I will be in touch.
12:49This will coagulate for a little while anyway.
12:59Did you say Sean?
13:02Huh?
13:04Pump it up.
13:06Pump it up.
13:08Pump it up.
13:15Pump it up.
13:17Pump it up.
13:23Reports have been coming in of a major fire at the Metro Tax Bureau.
13:28It looks like this was a deliberate fire started by the same arsonist who has put a torch to several city institutions recently.
13:34A note claimed he was all heated up over the new TV tax.
13:38Metro Police have been tracking a suspect who they believe may have started the fire.
13:43They lost him about 20 minutes ago in the crowd of spectators leaving tonight's scum ball game.
13:48It appears the bureau burner is still at launch.
13:51We're so close.
13:52Look, what did you expect me to do?
13:54Murray set us down on the wrong street.
13:57I know, okay? I know.
14:08Any word?
14:10Bureau burner is still at large.
14:12That I know already.
14:14What about Theora?
14:17She's off the show. Effective immediately.
14:20We can discuss that after I've had a chance to talk to her.
14:24Yeah.
14:25Well, what's to discuss?
14:27A controller abandons her post while her operative is still out in the field.
14:31That's automatic grounds for suspension. Come on, you know that.
14:34I want to hear her side of it.
14:36Where is she, Murray?
14:37I don't know how the hell should I know.
14:39She's not at home.
14:40I've tried to reach her there repeatedly.
14:42Well, something must really be wrong.
14:43Yeah, you bet there is.
14:45We still don't have our feature story for this week's show.
14:48Now, you go home, you get a few hours rest, and you get back in here by 6 a.m. tomorrow.
14:52I will have a replacement.
14:53I don't want a replacement.
14:54I'm going to go find Theora.
14:56Hey, what, you don't hear me?
14:58And we don't have time for you to go on a manhunt, a womanhunt, whatever.
15:02Even if you find her, I don't want her back.
15:05I do.
15:06The last time this happened, he ended up bruised.
15:21Now, if he looks like that guy with the guns, no one can touch him.
15:26What?
15:27No!
15:56Edison! I want to talk to you about that maniac-ac-ac-ac-ac-gunman who's on the loose tonight.
16:20Have-have there been any casualties?
16:22Some other time, Max. And no, there haven't.
16:25Well, what's he for, then?
16:30Bryce. Bryce!
16:35I need total environmental and inter-system playback of Theora at her station in this last hour.
16:41You think you can call that up for me?
16:43That's hardly to my department. Besides, I'm very busy. I'm deeply immersed in some very important work.
16:49Bryce! Theora's missing. See, she's disappeared. It's not like her. I want to try and pinpoint when she was last at her station.
16:58The Rolling Data Bank will give you whatever you need.
17:00Yeah, sure they will. If I fill out their endless forms and give them an in-depth confession on why I want access.
17:07Newsroom...
17:17Newsroom surveillance tapes of a controller's output are high-security confidential. They're very sensitive about giving out any of that information.
17:25How did this happen?
17:39Max!
17:40That's great. Come on.
17:42You may not realize that here in the fringes, people eat what they can catch. And the prime source of food has been-
17:51Fast forward.
17:59Bring up Theora's video phone screen.
18:05Theora. It's Winnie.
18:08Winnie, why on earth are you calling me?
18:10Sean didn't want me to, but I didn't know who else to call.
18:15Hold on a second.
18:17Okay, now, what is it? What's wrong?
18:19Sean's in trouble.
18:21Bryce, get me Theora's personnel file, will you?
18:24Let's do.
18:25Where is he even more sensitive than the output tapes?
18:28You didn't give me the output tapes, did you?
18:30I can't.
18:31I didn't know Theora had a brother.
18:48Neither did I. Hard coffee.
18:52Hard coffee.
18:59Thanks, Bryce.
19:00You little troublemaker.
19:04He never thanks me. Why is he trying to find Theora?
19:09I guess it's because he's fond of her.
19:12Is fond, fond, fond, fond, is fond the same as fondle?
19:17Fondle?
19:21How should I know?
19:32Excuse me.
19:34Excuse me.
19:35I'm looking for my brother, Sean Jones.
19:37I understand he works here.
19:38Jones.
19:39Oh, Jones.
19:41I fired him a week ago.
19:43You fired him? Why?
19:45Well, he was sister, you tell me.
19:47Always sick.
19:48Always late.
19:51Bad boy.
19:53No family resemblance.
19:55We don't hang out together.
19:57Well, me neither.
19:59Him always off raking.
20:01Raking? What is raking?
20:04No idea.
20:05But I'm trying to find...
20:06Edison, what are you doing here?
20:07I've been on your trail for over an hour.
20:09Can I at least buy you a drink?
20:10No, thanks.
20:11Good evening, Mr. Carter.
20:12What would you like to drink?
20:13I'll have a scotch with ice and she'll have a blizzard.
20:14One scotch with ice, one blizzard.
20:16All right.
20:18One scotch with ice and one blizzard coming up.
20:21Well, here's the brink to show up.
20:23Woah.
20:26I'll have a scotch with ice and she'll have a blizzard.
20:29I'll have a scotch and I will check up with a blizzard.
20:31I'll have a blizzard.
20:32Good evening, Mr. Carter. What would you like to drink?
20:38I'll have a scotch with ice, and she'll have a blizzard.
20:41One scotch with ice, one blizzard coming up.
20:44I don't want to drink, thanks.
20:46We are testy.
20:48I just don't want to drink.
20:54Murray's not very happy.
20:56To hell with Murray.
21:03We had some excitement after you left.
21:06We had a chance at the bureau burner.
21:08At least we think it was the bureau burner anyway.
21:11Unfortunately, I had Murray sitting in as my controller.
21:15I suppose the next thing you're going to tell me is I've been fired.
21:18Murray seems to think so, yeah.
21:22But I don't.
21:29Listen, whatever it is, I'd like to...
21:31Oh, spare me, Edison, please.
21:32Look, I really don't need your help.
21:35We'll find another ace controller, so just forget it.
21:38Look at me.
21:45Do you think that's the only reason I'm here?
21:47You're very wrong.
21:56How come you never mentioned you had a brother?
21:57There are lots of things I've never mentioned about myself.
22:03Twelve years spent in state homes cures you of any need to think back on the good old days.
22:07You and I have been discussing this rate board legislation for several months now.
22:20Now, you are going to help us get it pushed through, aren't you?
22:22I'm working on it, Jack.
22:24Really, I am.
22:24But you know how slow the decision-making process can be.
22:29I'm spending lots of time with my colleagues on the legislature.
22:33Zig-zag will be investing substantial sums of money in the marketing and promotion of this game, Mr. Perra.
22:41My brother and I were separated.
22:43I suppose people are more likely to adopt pretty young girls.
22:47Anyway, I got lucky and he didn't.
22:50He's never forgiven me for leaving him.
22:54He wants nothing to do with me.
22:56Is he in some kind of trouble?
22:58I heard the word raking.
22:59Don't play reporter with me, Edison.
23:01It's something everyone knows about, but no one talks about.
23:04Look, it's not your problem.
23:06And I really don't need any help in taking care of my brother.
23:16You'll love it, Mr. Peller.
23:18When we do get it legalized, well, there's big pickings and raking.
23:23I want ratings, not people.
23:26Yes, well, I feel there might be a way to have your little sport legalized sooner rather than later.
23:33Uh, when was it that you said you needed official sanctioning bond?
23:56Murray.
24:00Murray.
24:00Murray!
24:05Have I got a story for you, you, you.
24:09Forget about that mad bomber, Jazz, and listen up.
24:13There's a guy with a gun running a muck, muck, muck, muck, muck, right here every afternoon.
24:16I'm sorry to disappoint you, Max, but that's Missile Mike.
24:21It's one of our children's shows.
24:23You're kidding.
24:24The kids like kill, kill, kill, killing?
24:25Who told them about it?
24:27I'm never going to get used to this.
24:29Just because he lives in a TV, he thinks everything is TV.
24:34Any word on Theora?
24:35All right, go back to your station.
24:39Well, well, well, well, nobody wanted it, so here it is.
24:53Anyway, this is Max Headroom live on Net-Net-Net-Network 23, because what I want to know is,
24:58who's going to stop this kind of wholesale killing, killing, killing, killing, it's time the network took a stand, stand, stand on this kind of murder, murder, murder, preferably against it.
25:09As you've just seen, Max has announced our determination to cancel several antisocial programs.
25:19And their profits, too?
25:21Which are, according to my projections, certain to decline in the near future, especially when compared to the potential upside of the strong new program which Jack Friday of sports is about to present.
25:35What is for me?
25:37It seems that we have a new and exciting race game called Raking.
25:43And if Jack Friday's right, we may have the biggest thing since Scumball.
25:50These pictures are from a video-cube bootleg which has been circulating in the city.
25:55The figures are astounding.
25:58If they're to be believed, it's becoming a big money sport.
26:02And the side betting is prodigious.
26:04We should franchise the betting ourselves.
26:07Have an exclusive terminal nest at all the tracks.
26:10That's a great idea, Ben.
26:12Groundbreaking as ever, Ash.
26:14The origin of the game came from the kids crudely motorizing their skateboards.
26:20Accidents and collisions became part of the macho style.
26:24Youthful pugnacity.
26:26This has now been refined as aggression.
26:31Hopefully Jack Friday will have some good news for us.
26:33He's introduced the sport to Pet Zing of the Zig-Zag Corporation.
26:38Now, if he sees a potential, they'll build a series of tracks and launch the sport officially.
26:45And we will have exclusive worldwide rights to the game.
26:49Yes.
26:50Mr. Friday, head of sport is here now, sir.
26:54Oh, put him on the big screen.
26:56I'm pleased to announce that we have done it.
26:59We have raking.
27:00We are in.
27:03We, all of us, are on the verge of a brand new era in sports.
27:11The era of raking.
27:13Raking.
27:21Bravo.
27:23Flint.
27:23Flint.
27:24You know, Murray's looking for you. He's a bit ticked up.
27:42I have more important things to worry about than Murray's temper.
27:45My brother's in trouble.
27:54Did you, did you, did you see my broadcast?
28:14I sense a pro-pro-pro-problem here.
28:18Why the long face?
28:19I think I lost my brother.
28:22You ch-ch-ch-check your pockets?
28:25Max, it's not funny.
28:27Sorry, sorry.
28:29Is there anything I can do to help?
28:30I mean, I mean, what do men do when ladies are in distress, stress, stress, stress?
28:35Run away or boast normally.
28:39I wonder what Edison would do.
28:41He would be, A, concerned.
28:44B, anxious.
28:46C, distressed.
28:49And D, sorry.
28:52Yeah, he would also interfere.
28:54Yeah, he would also interfere.
29:22He's taking a nap.
29:31I'd like to talk to him.
29:33I said he's taking a nap.
29:35Now, do you want to move along?
29:37Well, I feel certain he'd talk to me if he wasn't taking a nap.
29:41But if he is taking a nap, then I wouldn't want to wake him!
29:48You'll have to forgive Grace.
29:50This week she's a bodyguard.
29:52But she does have a moment.
29:54Have a seat.
29:55What'll it be?
29:59Information.
30:00What do you know about rake boards and raking?
30:07Less to know.
30:08What happens?
30:10It's a rubble game.
30:12Kids racing.
30:13Where?
30:14In the old clear patch.
30:16What aren't you telling me?
30:19What aren't you asking me?
30:20All right.
30:24I have a friend.
30:26She's worried.
30:27Her brother's into it.
30:28So why should that be a problem?
30:30A good friend?
30:32Yeah.
30:38The kid's in trouble.
30:40Raking is brutal.
30:42The punter's best on survivals, not winners.
30:45You get this?
30:45Yeah, I'm beginning to.
30:47Can you take me to a raking session?
30:50They're elementally heavy on security.
30:53Emphasis on the heavy.
30:56We'll need a guide.
30:58Some kid that knows the score.
31:01Gracie.
31:03Don't do anybody I wouldn't do.
31:06I'll see you fatigue.
31:09You're amazing, Grace.
31:12Amazing.
31:15The Space Shuttle Orbiton got off to a good start today.
31:23Over 60 shuttles are now in Earth orbit.
31:26And passengers have pledged over 184 million units
31:29toward the privatization of the global satellite.
31:40Um, how would you like the Junkyard Delicacy?
31:44I just lost my effort.
31:47I think.
32:00Hey, we got a rig war kit up on the platform.
32:02Let's go.
32:03Got it.
32:04Oop.
32:05Uh, we got a rig.
32:22What's up?
32:23I think.
32:24Go, Rick. You see him?
32:41I'm keeping my eyes on the road. You keep yours on the kids.
32:47Do you see the little beast?
32:50No, I can hear him, though.
32:51Edison? I have him. Turn left.
32:59Rick, we gotta take a left up here. Let's go. Nice to have you back.
33:04Who says I'm back?
33:10Okay, take the next right.
33:18He's gone inside a warehouse.
33:20I got it.
33:32Bonnie.
33:33Huh?
33:35Oh, it's you again.
33:37What? What? What? We're old friends.
33:39Raking. What's it all about?
33:41Raking? It's about survival. And that's all I know.
33:46You know enough. Thanks, old friend.
33:51He's coming out again. To your left.
33:54Here he comes, Edison.
34:00Whoa!
34:03You okay?
34:05How did you cut me off like that?
34:07We got friends in high places.
34:09Oh, Murray.
34:10Uh, Edison has a lead for the show this week.
34:12Um, I'll let him explain.
34:13Edison, Murray's here. I've told him you have a lead for a feature story this week. Can you give him the angle, please?
34:24Go ahead.
34:26Raking. It's called a sport. In fact, it's a vicious exploitation of kids who are encouraged to hurt each other for the pleasure of the audience.
34:34All right. Let's run with it.
34:40Edison. Yes, Murray has given us his blessing, so to speak.
34:44Us?
34:46Yes, us.
34:48I was worried.
34:51Okay. Now, tell me the truth. Is my brother in there?
34:55Yeah. I'm afraid he is.
34:57Help him, Edison.
35:05The rake house seems deserted. There doesn't seem to be any security. You're gonna have to get inside.
35:14I'm scanning now.
35:16The kids said the rake house is where they'll be raking tonight.
35:20All right. Let's go.
35:22Hold on, Edison. Someone moving.
35:23He's waiting.
35:26So how's the kid that got raked? Ace or Sean or whatever his name is?
35:30He's very weak.
35:32I can't guarantee.
35:34He'll stay up.
35:35Well, can you fix him so he looks good?
35:37Sure. Sure.
35:39But not to stay good.
35:40All right.
35:41There he is. That's him.
35:58We can loudmouth him to win, then we'll put just a little side bet on the other guy.
36:06Yeah.
36:07I can't stand on it.
36:15How are you, Sean?
36:16How are you doing?
36:18I'm fine. Look.
36:20I'm fine.
36:23Now, go for it, sir.
36:25I'll wreck him for you.
36:27What spirit?
36:28Hey, Doctor.
36:30You're one of raking's finest.
36:32Keep it going that way.
36:40What do you want to know now?
36:42I want to know how to get into that rape track.
36:45Deceit.
36:50Thanks.
36:57Theora, we're going in, so stay on me, okay?
36:59Sean's in there, isn't he?
37:02Yeah, I think so.
37:04I see.
37:14Rick.
37:16Well, well.
37:17This is a bit out of your territory.
37:19Territory stuff.
37:21I think there's a rape going on tonight.
37:22Can you slide me in?
37:24Sure, Rick.
37:25Here's the door.
37:26You bump into the dark.
37:28Tell him you know me.
37:29Yeah.
37:30I tell myself.
37:56See you.
38:10My, oh my.
38:11What a fascinating little gathering.
38:13If you were, I'd get Murray.
38:19I'm, uh, I'm here.
38:22Peller.
38:23Now that's what I call news.
38:26All right, stay on it, Edison.
38:28I'm gonna get Chevy.
38:30Okay.
38:34Straight rake out in five rows.
38:36On eight.
38:37Eight.
38:39That's hot from the top.
38:40Got it from him up there.
38:43What are you doing, boy?
38:51I'm all right.
38:52That's not good enough.
38:53You gotta be great.
38:55Think about the little lady at home and what she can do with the money.
38:59Forget him.
39:02And there you go.
39:07Come on.
39:08Come on.
39:09Come on.
39:13Come on.
39:18Guys.
39:19No.
39:21It was deliberate.
39:27Come on.
39:28Come on.
39:33Get up.
39:38Get up!
39:43Get up!
39:54Ah, good timing.
39:57Novo Zurich confirms
39:58Zig-Zack has transferred the funds
40:00into our accounts.
40:02So, it seems our presence
40:04is no longer required here.
40:06Yeah.
40:08They're Network 23's problem now.
40:10Yeah.
40:11He hasn't got the answer.
40:12I got the answer.
40:13What's been training him?
40:14An unbarked, you don't!
40:17Hey.
40:19You look, you look, you look,
40:20you look like the man in charge.
40:21I'm looking for a new game.
40:22Su-sup-sup-sup-sup-sup-sup-
40:23Action, excitement, and taste.
40:25Taste.
40:26The taste
40:26of blood.
40:31Any ideas?
40:35He's injured, Jack.
40:36That kid's in trouble, man.
40:41Legalize this.
40:47Friday, you must be mad!
40:49Ladies and gentlemen,
40:50ace, ace, ace!
40:51Come on, Ace, and move it!
40:52The kid's hot down here.
40:55That's okay.
40:56We got you.
40:56Take it easy.
40:57Take it easy.
40:57Damn, Alex!
40:58Easy.
40:59You gotta get out of here.
41:00Get away the police!
41:00Hey.
41:02Hey, hey, hey.
41:03That game.
41:04You know, with the blood.
41:05I found it.
41:07He saw everybody else.
41:08Everybody else.
41:08Everybody else.
41:09What the hell's happened?
41:11That's not a sport.
41:12It's murder!
41:13Simon, Simon, please.
41:14There must be a compromise.
41:15What's wrong?
41:16Nothing's wrong.
41:17Everything's fine.
41:18You're not a magical stinking.
41:21Hey, hey.
41:22Turn to your seat.
41:23Get on me control.
41:24Oh, my God.
41:29That's Sean.
41:30That's Sean.
41:31It's my brother.
41:33All right.
41:33All right.
41:34All right.
41:35I'm going to handle it.
41:36I don't have to concentrate, Theora.
41:37Okay.
41:38Come on.
41:39Okay.
41:40What the hell's going on?
41:41We're in trouble.
41:41Control, get on me.
41:42Come on.
41:43Where are you?
41:43Lick me.
41:46Lick me.
41:47I'm going live.
41:48It's our only chance.
41:49This is Edison Carter, coming to you live and correct.
41:55Look out!
42:00The camera's down, Murray.
42:13I think you're about to die.
42:15Poor Seat, I can't transmit.
42:19The Seat, get the Seat!
42:23Watch this!
42:27Theora!
42:28I hear you.
42:29Access the two-way sampler and fast.
42:33Why?
42:34Do it!
42:36Try Chevyot CT-0011.
42:46Rat!
42:49Lord, that's Jack, Friday, and Peller.
42:54They're fighting.
42:56Okay, we have it, Edison.
42:57Come on, Maxwell, man.
43:05I just connected.
43:06Edison wants you to tell the world about Wickey.
43:08Sorry about this.
43:12Ha.
43:12Ha.
43:13Didn't feel a thing.
43:14E-E-E-Edison!
43:16Now what?
43:17Take it away, Max!
43:19It's all yours!
43:21This is Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, and I'm a live and direct, sitting in for Edison Carter.
43:25We're here in the middle of a rake track, a sport, a sport, a sport, a sport which maliciously exploits young kids who would rather be watching the unlikely exploits of Missile Mike.
43:34But as a famous personality once said, I think it was me, enough, enough of Missile Mike.
43:43So, so, over to Edison Carter.
43:45I am speaking to you live and direct.
43:47I've never seen myself on TV before.
43:49I've never seen myself on TV before.
43:49But I suppose you get used to it.
43:52Being called a sport, which is, in fact, the current exploitation of young men.
43:58You ever get used to the sound of babies?
44:00This is a dangerous mob excitement.
44:01Hey, little brother, uh, come on, it's your turn.
44:04Thanks, Edison.
44:27His self was almost killing you, too.
44:29I mean it.
44:30Now, the story can be told.
44:35Fiora, you should settle down and have a baby, shouldn't she, John?
44:42Shouldn't she, out of time?
44:47Practice could make something perfect.
44:49And, and, and, and, I'm gonna be back with you on Network 23 after these real, real, real, really exciting messages.
45:06So, go sit back and watch.
45:08I just can't wait, wait, wait to see them.
45:15Wake me up when they're finished, will ya?
45:19Hi, this is M-M-M-Max Headroom on Network 23.
45:24And if you thought raking was a vicious game,
45:27let me tell you, there are sponsors who'd give both arms to get their hands on that sport.
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